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Speaker 1: I divorced my wife because she loved ping pong too much.

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Speaker 1: But her response was way out of line, Sam reel

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm gonna have to say real. In high school,

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Speaker 2: I had a bunch of kids that played ping pong

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Speaker 2: I need some advice and perspective. I've been married to

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Speaker 3: What's happened?

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Speaker 1: Well, you see, sam Op used to support her passion

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Speaker 1: and encourage her to pursue her dreams, but now I

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Speaker 2: The way her dream is ping pong. I think you're

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Speaker 2: the Olympics. I think you're Yeah, I am, I am,

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Speaker 2: I am? I mean balls?

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Speaker 1: Do you just do? You just create content? What you do?

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Speaker 3: You're right, You're right, You're right. I'm sorry. Ping pong

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Speaker 3: is a serious profession now.

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Speaker 1: She loves the game and spends most of her free

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Speaker 1: home in our garage, which she has converted into a

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Speaker 1: ping pong room. She even quit her job to focus

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Speaker 3: She's going full time and.

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Speaker 1: She dreams of becoming a professional player. Yoh, She's like,

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Speaker 1: Forrest Go, I mean, look, we had different things that

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Speaker 1: we left for This world of content is true. We

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Speaker 1: have converted a room into this studio. We have left things.

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Speaker 3: To do that different from content, I think not.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, Honestly, I seems plausible now. I used to support

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Speaker 1: her passion and encourage her to pursue her dreams, but

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Speaker 1: then she started cheating on me with her big puss

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Speaker 1: should be slapping something else. But now I feel like

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Speaker 1: ping pong has taken over our lives. She spends all

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Speaker 1: has no she has no time and energy for our daughter,

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Speaker 1: our relationships. Oh they have a daughter.

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Speaker 2: Woman's just out there in the garage ping pong all

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Speaker 3: Like mammy or probably she's just crying.

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Speaker 1: She's like like, well, changing your diapers, help me, help

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Speaker 1: me perfect my my curve serve?

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Speaker 3: No, not at all.

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Speaker 1: She's also become competitive and aggressive and gets mad at

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Speaker 3: She sounds like a force of nature.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the lebron of ping pong over here. I've tried

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Speaker 3: And then I should support her and be proud of her.

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Speaker 3: What is there to be proud of here?

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Speaker 1: So Obie says, I don't know what to do. I

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Speaker 1: ping pong too much?

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Speaker 2: There's one solution to this. Become the best ping pong

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Speaker 2: That's I may become a ping pong couple. But Sam,

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Speaker 1: To leave my wife. No, no, no doubles team, no,

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Speaker 1: after I left, I met someone new. She is a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, your ex wife does seem like a clown though.

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Speaker 1: She's fun, adventurous, and creative. She loves to make people

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Speaker 3: Y'all love his love. Man, It's a thing that works

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Speaker 1: So that begs the question, Am I the A whole

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Speaker 3: Yo?

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Speaker 2: Her life was completely taken over by ping pong. You

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Speaker 1: With the marriage ending. The wife can go find someone

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Speaker 3: That's the best option.

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Speaker 1: Like, that's long term happiness for both of them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but Sam Samuel left with two questions here. Number

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Speaker 1: one is op the A whole? And then the big

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Speaker 1: one Number two? Human our AI?

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Speaker 3: I mean again, crazy crazy story. I say real.

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Speaker 1: It is real, lee fake because it's artificial intelligence.

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Speaker 2: Now, I'm not chat GPT. It's insane. What AI can do.

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Speaker 1: It is incredible. And we're inviting all of you in

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Speaker 1: on this game. So go to our Social Kop show

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Speaker 1: on Reddit and throw a prompt at us with human

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Speaker 3: I'm excited, well though it okop.

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Speaker 2: All right, welcome to another episode of okay Oupy with

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Speaker 2: Samuel Donner and John Fry. All Right, so, John, I

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Speaker 2: got a juicy one for you.

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Speaker 1: Juicy, spill it on me.

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Speaker 3: Juicy is actually a little bit of a spoiler.

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Speaker 2: Today, I fed up by eating over a gallon of

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Speaker 2: pudding and vomiting everywhere content warning, I've seen worse on here,

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Speaker 1: This is gross, though, so just warning you. I love gross.

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Speaker 2: So when I was in middle school, I had more

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Speaker 2: My mom liked to keep things simple and cheap, so

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Speaker 2: every breakfast I had fruit loops, and lunch was a

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Speaker 1: At the time, so all sugar. Basically all sugar.

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Speaker 2: This this is by far not a healthy breakfast at

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Speaker 2: buthing goes bad, man, I.

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Speaker 1: Would do that. I'm not gonna lie. That's definitely something

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Speaker 3: Right, well I would do it, and neither should you.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes I was not hungry and saved it for later

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Speaker 2: the end of the year, I had over three packs

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a lot of cups, a lot of pudding.

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Speaker 2: In the last week of school, I took them all

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Speaker 3: He's like, what should I do with all these cups?

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Speaker 1: Also, did you ever have at the elementary school table

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Speaker 1: I'll trade you grapes.

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Speaker 3: Like your school was very entrepreneurial. What was the best

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I think I would trade maybe like

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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, that's a good trade. It's a good trade. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was actually called salad boy. Yeah, salid I had.

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Speaker 2: I had the worst in the middle school standards, had

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Speaker 2: In fact, it got so bad that this was at

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Speaker 2: He goes salad boy up in the Oh uh wait wait,

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Speaker 2: It wasn't even that creative. It just they replaced salad.

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Speaker 1: My god, Wow, I have genuinely so entertained. Wow.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, not a popular kid in middle school. Wow.

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Speaker 1: I am sorry about the haters, and like, I like,

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Speaker 1: Also it's so sad because it's like your mom was

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she was trying to feed me, right, trying

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Speaker 1: And it's so sad. Man.

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Speaker 2: Actually, another thing like that is I had a six pack,

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Speaker 2: But bro, in fucking middle school they called me vagina stomach.

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Speaker 1: Bro, what you got made fun of for having a

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Speaker 3: To make fun of you for anything in middle school? Dude?

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Speaker 2: What I know?

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Speaker 1: I know it was that I was out here trying

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Speaker 1: to have a six pack. Wow, vaginas you know what?

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Speaker 1: You know what that you know what that was? That

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Speaker 1: were like, how do we put him as far down

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Speaker 1: as possible? We make a rap about cranking Promeisan. I

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Speaker 3: Wow, dude, middle school was a rough ty. Wow.

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Speaker 1: This Also, this might be the best banter of the

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Speaker 1: entire series, like this is this is just the.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, and the last week.

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Speaker 2: Max says he will give me one hundred dollars one.

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Speaker 3: Hundred smack rope yo to eat all of them.

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Speaker 1: One hundred dollars dollars. That's ten thousand dollars a kid.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's hella, that's hell. I didn't even know

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Speaker 2: what I'd do with one hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: Seriously.

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Speaker 2: Now, my mom never gave me an allowance and I

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Speaker 1: The lottery for this is one hundred thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: One hundred thousand dollars in kid money, baby, Plus everyone

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Speaker 2: wanted me to do it, so I did peer pressure

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Speaker 3: To impress people.

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Speaker 2: I love how like impressing people that I'm gonna eat

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Speaker 2: a fucking one hundred hundred.

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Speaker 1: Cubs of pudding Like wow, man, So.

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Speaker 2: I went and grabbed what did the plastic sports the

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Speaker 2: cafeteria let us have and started eating one cup after another. Now,

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Speaker 2: it quickly became difficult to swallow the semi solid pudding, over,

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Speaker 2: semi solid and over. Eventually, though, I finished the pudding

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Speaker 2: and Max gave me one hundred dollars. But the story

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Speaker 2: is far from over. Fam I felt good about the money,

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Speaker 2: cannot remember what was talked about. I was too focused

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Speaker 1: Use it as an excuse to get out of class.

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Speaker 2: I would have done that, though, Unfortunately in eighth period

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Speaker 2: I could not hold it anymore. I told my teacher

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Speaker 2: It was like syrup, not liquity whatsoever. I was barely

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Speaker 2: able to breathe. I'm fairly positive. I passed out briefly

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Speaker 2: I remember my face and glasses being covered in a

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Speaker 2: looking at the scene of putting on the toilet, the

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Speaker 2: like a murder scene. Now I'm about to gag right now. Bro,

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Speaker 2: I'm literally like, yeah, I'm feeling great, Dude, I'm just

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Speaker 2: imagining like the history professor coming in and just slipping.

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Speaker 3: Everywhere I stayed out.

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Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I thought I would die. How honestly, I thought

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Speaker 2: After what seemed like forever an eternity, I was stable

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Speaker 2: enough to stop crying.

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Speaker 3: He's crying. Oh, p was crying.

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Speaker 1: I would cry today if I was vombing for two hours.

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Speaker 2: Guaranteed, he wash his face clean, attempted to drink some

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Speaker 2: water and eat some solid food to get over the nausea.

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Speaker 2: My mom picked me up after she got off of

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Speaker 2: work as a nurse surround ate at night. I was

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Speaker 2: sick with a virus. I never told anyone this the

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Speaker 2: last six years. I don't know if one hundred dollars

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Speaker 2: was worth it, but that was probably the stupidest thing

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Speaker 2: that happened to me when I was in school, and

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Speaker 2: the TLDR is I ate a gallon of pudding for

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Speaker 2: money and fame and threw it up before passing out

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Speaker 2: face first into it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Now, now here's the thing. Though this

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Speaker 1: might be a controversial take, but honestly, as a kid,

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Speaker 1: I would still take the vomiting experience.

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Speaker 3: And here's a hundred thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: Here's why it's it's one hundred thous Like I maybe

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Speaker 1: got like, uh, maybe like five or six dollars a week,

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Speaker 1: So like, how how many weeks is that? Twenty weeks?

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Speaker 1: That's like twenty weeks worth of money, And like I'm

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Speaker 1: going to Walmart immediately and copying like the the Yu

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Speaker 1: gi oh M I would buy.

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Speaker 3: I was a Pokemon guy. I would use so many

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Speaker 3: Pokemon No.

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Speaker 1: I was. I was all in on yukyoh, but like

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Speaker 1: to me, it's like okay, Like that would be like

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Speaker 1: someone going to me right now and saying like, hey,

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Speaker 1: would you like to eat a gallon of expired putting

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Speaker 1: for like ten thousand dollars? Yeah, I would do that, dude.

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Speaker 2: Don't get to do it two minutes for ten thousand

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Speaker 2: dollars easiest money I'd ever make.

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Speaker 1: Maybe really sick and then.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, come on come on also okayop fam, if you

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Speaker 3: haven't already freaking.

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Speaker 1: Subscribe, Yes, sorry, I just realized my okayop, the IDLD

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Speaker 1: father steals money as a payment for his good deedeek.

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Speaker 1: I thought it would be at least a few months

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Speaker 1: since I had another entitled parent encounter, but less than

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Speaker 1: a week since my last one it happened again.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, you think you're safe, You think you're safe,

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Speaker 2: safe from the entitled.

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Speaker 1: Barads, but.

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Speaker 3: Spooky.

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Speaker 1: I was working on the tills at my supermarket, serving

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Speaker 1: customers during the school rush. It's around four pm. I

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Speaker 1: he had dropped his bank card instead of putting it away,

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Speaker 1: the father, who I was serving we will refer to

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Speaker 1: as entitled dad, quickly ran over and grabbed his card.

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Speaker 1: I assumed he was going to return it, but instead

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Speaker 1: he ran back to the till basically the cashier, and

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Speaker 1: for his shopping before grabbing his items and returning it

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Speaker 1: to the old man.

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Speaker 2: What can you imagine a scum that you possibly imagine.

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Speaker 3: Freaking Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Bro, you see someone drop it, You're like, I know

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Speaker 1: who owns this card. You take it quickly, pay for

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Speaker 1: your groceries, and then go back to bring it back

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Speaker 1: to him.

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Speaker 3: That dude, dude, you there's a special place for you.

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Speaker 1: There really is a special place, and it's not even

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Speaker 1: like this is. It would still be unacceptable if he

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Speaker 1: paid for it and like did the work to hunt

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Speaker 1: down the guy. Yeah, you know, like later you're killing money,

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Speaker 1: but he literally was right there.

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Speaker 3: You're stealing money.

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Speaker 1: Just absolutely no.

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Speaker 2: That's like someone dropping a wallet and then just taking

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Speaker 2: out the money from their wallet and giving the wallet.

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Speaker 1: Back For I had no customers after entitled Dad, so

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Speaker 1: I approached the two as they were talking, and I

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Speaker 1: overheard the entitled Dad saying, you drop your cod them mate,

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Speaker 1: can't be losing that. I guess he's Australian, a terrible

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Speaker 1: Australian accent. I should have left that the same.

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Speaker 3: I like it, I let it pass. I got this

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Speaker 3: little koala there.

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Speaker 1: He then promptly hanged over the card and turned to

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Speaker 1: walk away. I intervened and told the old man that

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Speaker 1: entitled Dad had used his card to pay for his shopping.

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Speaker 1: I also waved to our on duty security guard to

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Speaker 1: stop the entitled dad, which he did myself and the

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Speaker 1: old man walked over to the entitled Dad and I

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Speaker 1: asked him to stay put while I called a manager down,

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Speaker 1: and the entitled Dad played dumb, spouting you have no

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Speaker 1: right to stop me. I need to get my dnna home.

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Speaker 1: This is false imprisonments, etc.

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Speaker 2: I love how the steaks are like are raised so high.

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Speaker 3: This is imprisoned. I will break free from these chains.

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Speaker 3: This prison can't hold me.

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Speaker 1: He's bane of buying other people's groceries. I was born.

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Speaker 3: On the other other side of the world. It's dark

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Speaker 3: there when it's light here.

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Speaker 2: Australians the original prisoners really, Now there are a bunch

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Speaker 2: of prisoners sent from over from England to Australia.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that was how Australia done.

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Speaker 3: That's how Australia started.

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Speaker 1: Though. Once the manager arrived, I explained what had happened,

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Speaker 1: and the scumbag of a person had the audacity audacity

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Speaker 1: to say entitled, Dad, I could have kept his CAD

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Speaker 1: and used a lot more. Is that what you want

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Speaker 1: me to do? He shouldn't be complaining about ish. I

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Speaker 1: only used it a bit. I only used it a bit.

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Speaker 1: You bought all your brushes with this.

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Speaker 3: Thing, dog, you have no room talking about.

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Speaker 1: He then turned to the old man and said something

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Speaker 1: equally disgusting, entitled Dad, just consider it compensation for giving

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Speaker 1: it to you back. At this point, the old man

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Speaker 1: was asking if he could get his money back. I

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Speaker 1: headed back to the till and printed up a copy

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Speaker 1: of the last receipt and took the old man to

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Speaker 1: the customer service desk. I got his transaction refunded and

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Speaker 1: he was happy to leave there.

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Speaker 3: Dude, op is super nice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh he's.

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Speaker 2: Doing the right thing here. Like like the amount of

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Speaker 2: app that these people go through like in service jobs

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Speaker 2: is ridiculous. And the fact that Ope still is mustering

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Speaker 2: up the mental bandwidth yea, solve this and do what's

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Speaker 2: right like.

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Speaker 1: And also like, how many times have we been in

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Speaker 1: a situation where it's like, oh, we dropped something, something broken,

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Speaker 1: They're like, oh no, I can't refund, Like this guy

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Speaker 1: is doing the absolute right. Yeah, and the older gentleman

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Speaker 1: did not want to press any charges for theft or

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Speaker 1: gentleman are I think, you know, being very reason we

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Speaker 1: make entitled dad pay for his shopping and then he

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Speaker 1: stormed off, and yes he is now banned from the store.

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Speaker 3: Serves your right. Sit Dad serves you right?

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Speaker 1: Wait, can I get serves you right in an Australian accent.

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Speaker 2: Serves you're right, Yes, Scully Wag, you have freaking Bogain.

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Speaker 1: What's what's dogan?

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Speaker 3: Bogin Bogan?

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Speaker 2: So I'm actually Australian as citizen, and Bogan is basically

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Speaker 2: an Australian redneck. It's like the people who eat meat

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Speaker 2: pies and go to the footy super drunk. Yeah, pies

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Speaker 2: of cigarettes.

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Speaker 3: Baby.

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Speaker 1: Also, I didn't know you were a double citizen, double citizen, right,

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Speaker 1: dual citizen right now, So what kind of perks do

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Speaker 1: you get?

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Speaker 2: I can leave whenever I want cool, I can live

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Speaker 2: over there, go to shit in America.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'll be on the next plane to Australia.

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Speaker 1: Give me what was on? Now? That was quick? No practice?

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Speaker 1: What's on a scale from zero to ten? How was

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Speaker 1: my Australian accent?

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Speaker 3: I mean it's better than mine. My Yeah, I can't

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Speaker 3: really do.

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Speaker 2: My mom is Australian, right, she speaks an Australian accent

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Speaker 2: her whole life and to me, my whole life. But

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Speaker 2: for some reason I could do a British accent way

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Speaker 2: better than I can do Australian accent.

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Speaker 1: I would say yours was at least an eight in

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Speaker 1: mine was like a solid six and a half.

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Speaker 2: I would say ours were at least equal. If not,

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Speaker 2: yours is better.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Well, so there you go. Look at this.

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Speaker 3: What I know? I just can't do one?

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Speaker 1: Well, there you have it. Folks. Don't steal from people. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: don't be a butthole.

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Speaker 3: And don't eat ten eighteen cups down.

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Speaker 1: But definitely don't do that. Actually, you know what he

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Speaker 1: should have done? He should have brought that back home

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Speaker 1: with him and then traded it on the public market.

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Speaker 2: The classroom stock exchange, the cafeteria stock exchange.

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Speaker 1: Exactly.

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Speaker 3: That's you gotta do.

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