1
00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,200
Speaker 1: Jubiles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with d

2
00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:06,760
Speaker 1: uy it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubules friends at one

3
00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:09,880
Speaker 1: eight hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,

4
00:00:10,039 --> 00:00:12,800
Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy away.

5
00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:17,880
Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred dy away,

6
00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:22,759
Speaker 1: It's another Jubils no taps on the twenties to I'm moving.

7
00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:28,560
Speaker 1: Thank you for calling this show. Hey, yeah, I need

8
00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:34,320
Speaker 1: a job, and um, all right sir, y'all hiring right,

9
00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:39,680
Speaker 1: y'all hiring right, um sir, If you are serious about

10
00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:41,320
Speaker 1: a playing it for a job, didn't just go to

11
00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:44,040
Speaker 1: our website and you can fill out an application online. Hey,

12
00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:45,760
Speaker 1: but hey, but I ain't got no weefee though, Like

13
00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:47,240
Speaker 1: I ain't got no internet, you know what I mean.

14
00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,919
Speaker 1: Like I don't paying my bill, so I ain't got

15
00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:51,159
Speaker 1: no weefy. Like, Hey, if I had a job, I

16
00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:52,800
Speaker 1: will have internet, you know what I mean? But I

17
00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:55,640
Speaker 1: ain't got no jobs. I ain't got no internet. I'm sorry.

18
00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,440
Speaker 1: This is a real phone call. Hey, I never knock

19
00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:00,160
Speaker 1: kept the real day on my life, of course, is

20
00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,760
Speaker 1: a real phone call. Like, I just need a job.

21
00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:05,720
Speaker 1: You know, um, if y'all just let Pook feel our

22
00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,920
Speaker 1: application or whatever on the phone, like that would be

23
00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,399
Speaker 1: the easiest way to do it, you know what I mean,

24
00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:12,360
Speaker 1: because like I need a job. I'm sorry. What was

25
00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:16,320
Speaker 1: your name, sir? My name is Pook poo pooh big

26
00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:21,559
Speaker 1: pook p double Okay, Yeah, okay, Yeah, my mom calls

27
00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:25,240
Speaker 1: me Clarence, but y'all can call me Poop Okay? Hey,

28
00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:28,360
Speaker 1: why y'all laugh? Why y'all laughing at me? I'm sorry

29
00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:34,800
Speaker 1: I had misheard you. What you think you heard? No? Yeah,

30
00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,760
Speaker 1: I thought you said pool, So I'm sorry about that. Yeah,

31
00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:42,400
Speaker 1: my name is poop p double Okay? Are you the manager? Yes? Hey,

32
00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:46,080
Speaker 1: then y'all can make it happen. Yo, let's say, Hey,

33
00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:48,240
Speaker 1: let's hey, let's do an interview right now, Like I

34
00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,320
Speaker 1: guarantee you I want to whow you like you're gonna

35
00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:53,760
Speaker 1: be like, oh this moment. We don't phone interviews. I'm sorry, sir,

36
00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,280
Speaker 1: but if you you can feel it an application and

37
00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:58,960
Speaker 1: we will definitely take Hey, but y'all can make an

38
00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,120
Speaker 1: exception for poop you think, like I told you, an't

39
00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,240
Speaker 1: got no weefee, I got no internet access at all.

40
00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,200
Speaker 1: So if y'all could just make an exception and give

41
00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:08,400
Speaker 1: me a phone interview right now. Wow, I'll wow the

42
00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:12,240
Speaker 1: pants off you girl. No, I'm sirm certain you would,

43
00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:15,480
Speaker 1: but I personally do. You're gonna be sitting there at

44
00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,200
Speaker 1: your job. You got that little apron on, You're gonna

45
00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:21,040
Speaker 1: be pants listening to second Wilder pants off you. Um, sir,

46
00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I do not think that now would

47
00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:26,320
Speaker 1: be the time for me to take a phone interview. Yeah, yeah,

48
00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,440
Speaker 1: because it because because I'm a Wilder pants off. You

49
00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:29,760
Speaker 1: can be sitting there in the middle of your store

50
00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,920
Speaker 1: with no pants on, Like, damn, I need to hire

51
00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:37,400
Speaker 1: this muff. I'm thirty to hear that you can. You

52
00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:40,959
Speaker 1: could maybe go to a library or I'm not allowed

53
00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:46,560
Speaker 1: in the library though I'm thirty, sir. Why why y'all? Hey,

54
00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,840
Speaker 1: why why y'all laughing at me? I'm just trying to

55
00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:51,400
Speaker 1: get a job, like y'all. Y'all are being very helpful,

56
00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:56,760
Speaker 1: you know, Yo, I'm sorry about that. If you're serious

57
00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,400
Speaker 1: about pursuing a job at Starbucks, you can come in

58
00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,400
Speaker 1: and tell it an application. I'm a house arrest, you

59
00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:02,840
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like it's gonna probably be at

60
00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:04,919
Speaker 1: least seven eight months before and get down before I'm

61
00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:08,400
Speaker 1: allowed to go down there and feel our application. Oh well,

62
00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:12,079
Speaker 1: I think in that case you should. We didn't tell

63
00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:16,600
Speaker 1: your off of house arrests and hey, I like you,

64
00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:19,840
Speaker 1: what's your name? Jill? Hey, Jie. Y'all doing a real

65
00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:22,480
Speaker 1: good job. You know what I'm saying. Thank you. I'll

66
00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,240
Speaker 1: tell you what you're hey. After after I've done our

67
00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,040
Speaker 1: house arrest I'm gonna come down there. I'm gonna fail

68
00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:31,639
Speaker 1: application is Hey, are we gonna be co workers? Yeah?

69
00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:35,120
Speaker 1: I mean y'all want a car pool to work? Well,

70
00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,840
Speaker 1: we'll see because I'm hey, I'm gonna come down there,

71
00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:38,760
Speaker 1: get a job. We're gonna car pool, Like, hey, we

72
00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:42,280
Speaker 1: may even have an office roll man, So y'all don't know. Um,

73
00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:45,280
Speaker 1: I will let you know right away that I make

74
00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,880
Speaker 1: it a point not to date, like we'll just be

75
00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,120
Speaker 1: pouring coffee. We'll just be pouring coffee and cups all

76
00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,320
Speaker 1: day then, you know what I mean, like go in

77
00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:53,680
Speaker 1: the storeroom, just letting nature take this course sometimes, you

78
00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:56,600
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, Hey, I'm sure I'm sorry

79
00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,120
Speaker 1: about that will not be happening. So it's gonna happen.

80
00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:02,400
Speaker 1: We need to and this phone conversation. Now, Hey, hey,

81
00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,920
Speaker 1: don't hang up on me yet. No, I'm sorry, pooped.

82
00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,200
Speaker 1: I hope you have a wonderful day. And thank you

83
00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:10,800
Speaker 1: for considering Starbucks. Yeah, we could just be like pouring

84
00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:13,000
Speaker 1: coffee and cuffs all day, right, like making eyes at

85
00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,920
Speaker 1: each other and we go back in like the stockroom.

86
00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:16,120
Speaker 1: And you know what I mean, You let big Pook

87
00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:19,080
Speaker 1: hit it for a little while. Have a nice day.