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Speaker 1: Come come on you, I sure will.

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Speaker 6: Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, Come on

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Speaker 6: dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey Man got

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Speaker 6: a radio show. Wow man, how good has God been

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Speaker 6: to me?

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Speaker 1: You know? Today?

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Speaker 6: Let me get right to it because I'm kind of

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Speaker 6: feeling this today, and I'm pretty sure there's quite a

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Speaker 6: few of you who go through the same things today.

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Speaker 6: Today was just a little tough morning for me because

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Speaker 6: I didn't want to leave home yesterday. You know, I

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Speaker 6: wanted to stay home a little. I'd just gotten home,

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Speaker 6: you know, I gotta go again, and sometimes, you know,

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Speaker 6: just the weight of all that you have to do

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Speaker 6: like doing it today.

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Speaker 7: Huh.

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Speaker 6: You know, I'm just talking to those who feel this

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Speaker 6: plow through this thing without having those days?

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Speaker 1: Well, what do you do.

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Speaker 6: When it gets hard to stay up? What do you

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Speaker 6: do when it gets hard to be positive? What do

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Speaker 6: you do when it seems like things aren't happening for

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Speaker 6: you fast enough or in the timeframe that you thought

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Speaker 6: it was going What do you do? And the reason

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Speaker 6: that I guess I chose to speak about this this

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Speaker 6: morning is because I'm having one of those days. Because

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Speaker 6: I had one of those days yesterday. It's just a

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Speaker 6: tough day. I really can't explain it. It's nothing really

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Speaker 6: And so what do you do when you when you

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Speaker 6: have days like that, when it's hard to be positive,

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Speaker 6: when it's hard to stay up? Okay, here's what I

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Speaker 6: had to start doing this morning. Now I haven't completed it.

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Speaker 1: Can I just be real?

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Speaker 6: I haven't completed it, but I am processing it out

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Speaker 6: because I know what to do. You know, been there,

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Speaker 6: done that, I done, had that pain before.

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Speaker 1: I know what to do.

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Speaker 6: You know, if I sprang my finger, I know what

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Speaker 6: to do. Now, you know the first spring I had.

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Speaker 6: Oh Lord, I thought it was broke. I thought i'd

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Speaker 6: go be handicalf But now if I spray my finger,

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Speaker 6: I know what to do. So since I've been in

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Speaker 6: this position, in this hole so many times before, and

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Speaker 6: God has always gotten me through it, I decided I've

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Speaker 6: got to start the process today. Want to here are

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Speaker 6: some things. Now I'm going to get to the big

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Speaker 6: one last. And one of the things I do is

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Speaker 6: I remember the plan, sit down, and I consciously think

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Speaker 6: about the goals I've set.

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Speaker 1: I go over them.

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Speaker 6: See, I've gotten mine down on an iPad so I

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Speaker 6: And I've got two lists that I've made. I've got

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Speaker 6: a list of things that I know I can accomplish

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Speaker 6: I'm planning on accomplishing. And then I have a second list,

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Speaker 6: And the heading of this list is called only God

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Speaker 6: can help me now. And on this list it's things

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Speaker 6: see no way it can happen. I'm just operating on

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Speaker 6: why I can explain my existence today. You know, I

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Speaker 6: began the conversation with my wife, how do I write

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Speaker 6: a book that becomes so wildly successful?

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Speaker 1: That would be God.

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Speaker 6: That's only God, Because if you can plan to sit

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Speaker 6: that would be God. How it got purchased to become

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Speaker 1: Again, that would be God right there.

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Speaker 6: It has to be, because if I can't explain it

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Speaker 6: and it is by no doing of my own, then

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Speaker 6: like this, I remember the goal. I remember the plan.

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Speaker 6: I remember the journey. I think about of all the

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Speaker 6: things God has brought me through, how did I even

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Speaker 6: I might be having a little bumba of a day.

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Speaker 6: Yeah I was a little down yesterday. Yeah, my bio

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Speaker 6: I'm just having one of those days. I feel a

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Speaker 6: right now, man, I ain't got that.

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Speaker 1: So guess what I do.

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Speaker 6: I gotta start remembering the plan. I gotta start remembering

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Speaker 6: the goals. I gotta start thinking about all the things

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Speaker 6: that God has done for me and how He's brought

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Speaker 6: me this far and the blessings that I have instead

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Speaker 6: of what I don't have. And that's what I'm in

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Speaker 6: the process of doing this morning. And on the commercial breaks,

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna pull out my iPad and I'm gonna go

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Speaker 6: because that's the list that's big. That's the part where

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Speaker 6: I've been telling y'all, I say, quit telling God how

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Speaker 1: See.

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Speaker 6: And that's what I got to sit down and do

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Speaker 6: That's the other part. You got to stay still. You

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Speaker 6: you're going somewhere, but it feel like you're running on

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Speaker 6: a treadmill. Well, when you get that feeling, sometimes you

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Speaker 6: sometimes you gotta fight to stay positive. Sometimes you gotta

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Speaker 6: fight not to let the devil win. You're in a fight, mam.

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Speaker 1: I told you this.

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Speaker 6: Now you're in a fight now. So he trying to

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Speaker 6: can get you off the faith train. So God's delivery

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Speaker 6: package that's coming to you built on your faith, that

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Speaker 6: You want me to tell it to you. You got

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Speaker 6: to pray, man, You got to pray. You got to

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Speaker 6: take it to God. You got to say, hey, God,

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Speaker 6: look I'm having one of these days. I need your help.

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Speaker 6: I got business to take care of. You got blessings

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Speaker 6: to me. You got blessings and packages that's on the way.

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Speaker 6: I need to be sitting on Faith streets so I

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Speaker 6: don't want to do is be it on be undoubted

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Speaker 6: I can go on and get it. You feel me.

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Speaker 6: You got to pray. You got to stay still, You

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Speaker 6: You got to go over the goals. Come on man,

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Speaker 6: God and brought you too far. Come on, pick yourself

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Speaker 6: up today. I'm talking to Steve Varvy this morning. I

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Speaker 6: hope y'all didn't mind you're listening.

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Speaker 5: Morning show.

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Speaker 6: We gotta get it together because this is today. We

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Speaker 6: got to get it together. We got start to wade.

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Speaker 6: We got to get it together. We out here, we

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Speaker 6: We gotta get it together. We're gonna do our thing.

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Speaker 6: We're gonna do our game. We're gonna do our thing.

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Speaker 6: We gotta get it together. We're gonna do our thing.

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Speaker 6: Come on, y'all, let's do this thing. Steve Harvey, the

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Speaker 6: more to show about a radio they are, the more

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Speaker 6: showing on the radio, hard money show.

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Speaker 1: On the radio.

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Speaker 6: Come on, let me get it, ready to do your thing.

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Speaker 6: I always knew this food. This fool, he'll just go

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Speaker 6: with me. I've never seen anybody encourage ignorance more than him.

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Speaker 6: As soon as he here, come on, come on, let's

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Speaker 6: just within it. Many ladies and gentlemen. Sherley Strauver, good morning.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where it came from. About where I

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Speaker 1: don't gentlemen, caller for real, that's your boy over there Jay,

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Speaker 1: Good morning crew, he comes the youngest member to kill

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Speaker 1: Spates Junior. Y'all everybody need to ride it down. Care

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Speaker 1: what you doing?

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Speaker 6: Go back like Cadillact Seats nineteen eighty six to be exact.

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Speaker 6: Nick's Bloomington, Indiana. I met the first black headliner ever

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Speaker 6: in the history of comedy. I'd never seen him. It

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Speaker 6: wasn't number three of them. It was him, George Wallace

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Speaker 6: and Byron Allen.

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Speaker 3: That was it.

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Speaker 6: That was no more black's headlining comedy clubs in the nation,

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Speaker 6: ladies and gentlemen. One of the three, j Anthony Brown, we.

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Speaker 2: Got to get into get a coming.

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Speaker 4: King of plencew Top Top, I mean West Palm Beach

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Speaker 4: up Steam.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm at. That's where I'm at, Yes, sir.

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Speaker 3: Do you know man?

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Speaker 6: That's real history that in nineteen eighty five eighty six

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Speaker 6: there were three black headliners on the comedy circle.

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Speaker 1: Wow. J Anthony Brown was one of them. And then

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Speaker 1: then Simbag came along, and yes, sim Mad was after that.

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Speaker 3: That.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, eight dog.

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Speaker 1: It was Jnthony Brown, was it was? It was Brian

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Speaker 1: Allen and George Wallace. That was it. When I saw

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Speaker 1: George Wallace at Hilarities. I went, oh my god, oh

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Speaker 1: my god. He just talked about people.

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Speaker 6: He came out and said, yeah, hey, look, I ain't

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Speaker 6: like everybody else asking y'all how y'all doing. I don't

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Speaker 6: Ask me how I'm doing?

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Speaker 1: Right here? That was the first two minutes. Yeah no,

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Speaker 6: Everybody you're talking about how y'all doing? I don't blank hi,

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Speaker 8: All right, thank you for that trip down memory lane.

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Speaker 8: after the hour, we will hear from the nephews. He

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Speaker 5: Back right after this.

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Speaker 8: You're listening, har morning show. All right, it's time now

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Speaker 8: that brank back. What you got for his nef?

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Speaker 1: I left my medicine in your house.

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Speaker 3: Let's go Hello, Hello, Claire's Claire. Uh hey, my name

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Speaker 3: is Sherman Doug. Your house is the one that uh

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, just waiting on the police to get back

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Speaker 3: you here about it? Oh? No, you know, I stay

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Speaker 3: So, you know, trying not to cousin something like this happened.

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Speaker 3: You know, I understand. Man. You stay a couple of

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Speaker 3: I want to say, first of all, I hate what happened,

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Speaker 3: I can't said the letter. Well hey, man, can I

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 3: And I don't really know how to say it, but uh,

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Speaker 3: I was. I was with the two dudes that had

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 3: Say no saying see, that's why I'm see them clean.

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Speaker 9: Because they did this.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't talk them out of it. But you know

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Speaker 3: I don't give a damn what the reason you call me.

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Speaker 3: You called me I broke Who who was with you?

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Speaker 3: Who was with you, man, I'm matter of fact, what

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Speaker 3: This reason why I called. And when we was in there,

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Speaker 9: I don't give it.

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Speaker 3: If you tried to talk them into it. You broke

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Speaker 3: I actually left my uh my pills fell out of

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Speaker 3: I don't got no more refills on it, man, and

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Speaker 3: If you don't man me coming back over there to

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Speaker 3: can ask me about some medicine. God. I was just

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Speaker 3: I'm not trying to get you. Have no problems with nobody.

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Speaker 3: I just need my medicine. Man, your medicine. You got

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Speaker 3: problems with me, but I don't have no more refills

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Speaker 3: I tell you what, I tell you what. Come, Come

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Speaker 3: He was with them because that's the point. That's enough

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Speaker 9: You gonna get to the lugget come house. I'm you

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Speaker 9: know what. I tell you what I all this, you know.

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Speaker 3: I tell you what, Come get the medicine. Come come, come,

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Speaker 3: get the medicine right now. I'm in what what street

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Speaker 9: I'll bring it to you, praying.

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Speaker 3: Man, I'm not finna go back and forth arguing with you. Man,

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Speaker 9: Misgiven. If you're gonna need.

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Speaker 3: Some move your medicine. They gonna come breaking rugget some houses.

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Speaker 3: You bo can't tell me. I take care of my

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Speaker 3: I get my mother. I'm gonna cause you hollering at dog.

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Speaker 3: I tell you what you know. No, no, no, you

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Speaker 3: your medicine. You're gonna have a permanent new residence. I

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Speaker 3: swear to God, you're gonna be living in the cemetery.

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Speaker 3: I got one of my friends before I get over there.

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Speaker 3: The man say that on your way over here. I'm

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Speaker 3: going here here, I'm on my way now. I want

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Speaker 3: my friend. I don't need to see you say you

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Speaker 3: wanna say it? This that's is mute. Apparently from the

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Speaker 3: Steel Hobby Morning Show. You just got branked by your sister.

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Speaker 3: Bring hello, who is this? Hey man, Hey class, This

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Speaker 3: Your sister breed got me to brank you. Man, boy

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Speaker 3: you you oh you say too so much. I don't

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Speaker 3: believe it. She said, Man, they've broken my brother house.

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Speaker 3: He needs spiritual he said, come on calling me get it.

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Speaker 3: You know what you damned that had you a well

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Speaker 3: with band? Oh man, what y'all roll for? This is?

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Speaker 3: Oh man? Oh man? Man? You come what is what

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Speaker 3: is the baddest radio show in the land. It is

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Speaker 3: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Listen bro ay and if

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Speaker 3: the that that broke in my house is listening. Uh,

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Speaker 3: you come back over here. If you left your medicine,

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Speaker 3: come on, come back and get it. I'm at home

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Speaker 3: right now. If they're listening, then come on back over

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Speaker 3: there now, yeah, right right now, bring yall.

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Speaker 9: What y'all roll for that?

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Speaker 3: Nephew, tell me I don't know nobody about it than me.

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Speaker 5: All right, thank you you.

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Speaker 8: Coming up next, it is Asked the CLO with our

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Speaker 8: Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey and the building right after this,

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Speaker 8: you're listening, she would save Harvey Morning Show. Well, it's

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Speaker 8: time now for Ask the CLO. Chief Love Officer Steve

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Speaker 8: This one is from Medina in Syracuse. Medina writes, my

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Speaker 8: boyfriend is a cry baby. We've been in a few

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Speaker 8: situations that have made me wonder if he would be

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Speaker 8: he gets sad when we pass by homeless people. His

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Speaker 8: not ashamed to express his feelings. But I'm worried about it,

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Speaker 8: especially because he cries every time we have sex.

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Speaker 5: We've been dating for almost a year. Should I be

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Speaker 1: Deeply? Wow? Steve I've never cried during SI I had

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Speaker 6: Lord, I've had some standing on the mounttop shouted, go

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Speaker 6: tell it on the mountaintop moments. Number once have I cried.

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Speaker 6: I have a serious, deep spot in my heart for

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Speaker 6: homeless people. But action is required for homeless people, not crying.

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Speaker 6: Give give them a few dollars, man, buy them something

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Speaker 6: to eat. Start you a program. Go down there and

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Speaker 6: feed the homeless. You know, don't cry. See that's what

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Speaker 6: I don't like, crying without any action. You know, you

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Speaker 6: crying at all the chick flicks. You cry when you

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Speaker 6: go to church. Okay, I got that crying at the

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Speaker 6: movie all of them. Nope, you saw white chicks.

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Speaker 1: He was just crying coming to America. You get her crime. Fine, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you have a problem and you should be concerned. And

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Speaker 1: his mother talked about he got a big heart. That's Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm a sensitive guy.

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Speaker 3: Not that.

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Speaker 1: They're doing. And you know what they're doing.

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Speaker 5: We're moving on.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 8: Miss Diana in New Mexico says, I'm in my mid

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Speaker 8: sixties and I am married for the third time to

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Speaker 8: a great man, and he loves me unconditionally, but not

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Speaker 8: enough to let me get a tattoo sleeve on my

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Speaker 8: left arm. My oldest daughter held had her arm done recently,

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Speaker 8: and I think it's beautiful. But my husband says I'm

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Speaker 8: too old to do it. I think he's out of

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Speaker 8: touch with what's going on in the world. What do

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Speaker 6: I think you out of touch with what's going What

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Speaker 6: I think you out of touch with. You can't get

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Speaker 6: no sleeve on your arm, and you sixty, You know

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Speaker 6: what you finish look like when you seventy? You that

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Speaker 6: what it's gonna look like when you seventy A mouth,

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Speaker 6: a mouth, it's gonna look like a mouth. You know

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Speaker 6: you know what that heart gonna look like when you seventy,

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Speaker 6: it gonna look like it heardrop. It's gonna turn upside down.

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Speaker 6: Gravity is not your friend. Right now, you got a

437
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,879
Speaker 6: mermaid he tattooed.

438
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Speaker 1: On your arm. In ten years, it's gonna look like

439
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:52,680
Speaker 1: a dead fish. Oh, not gonna be good, No, lady,

440
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:53,920
Speaker 1: I think you out of touch.

441
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 6: Your daughter did that, You said your daughter did it,

442
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 6: and it's beautiful on your daughter. But you sixty. This

443
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 6: man married you because he loved you. He didn't marry

444
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 6: you because you want He had a sleeve. Why would

445
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:08,359
Speaker 6: you inc up your body like that? Now, if you

446
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,119
Speaker 6: want to get a tattoo, I ain't not a tattoo

447
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:11,920
Speaker 6: to do your thing. But I'm just telling you the

448
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,719
Speaker 6: problem you got right now is you sixty.

449
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
Speaker 1: He out of touch. He ain't out of touch. He

450
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 1: was in touch with you. He don't want you with

451
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:19,200
Speaker 1: the sleeve on.

452
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Speaker 10: And what you're gonna put on at sixty's?

453
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Speaker 1: What's in there? Yeah, let's talk about that. What goes

454
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 1: on a sixty year old sleeve? Prune?

455
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Speaker 11: But I know what she's gonna still here, her medication schedule,

456
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,160
Speaker 11: her medications.

457
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:44,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, funny, that's funny.

458
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 1: Ship here say what call I said?

459
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 8: Tattoos are a form of self expression.

460
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:57,119
Speaker 1: Old what's she gonna put on that gown?

461
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:57,440
Speaker 4: Now?

462
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:05,640
Speaker 6: All these old ass expressions? Look at him, I'm finn

463
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 6: to be seventy. Yeah, okay, what's it gonna be?

464
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:12,879
Speaker 3: What?

465
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 1: What's she gonna put on?

466
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 8: It?

467
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:14,199
Speaker 1: All? Right?

468
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:16,119
Speaker 6: Okay, I ain't no saying let's put a picture on that.

469
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,400
Speaker 6: Who's she gonna put her hair? Tell me who's gonna

470
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,159
Speaker 6: put on? Who she gonna put on?

471
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 1: Now, who's she.

472
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 3: Gonna put on? Now?

473
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Speaker 10: You would get the tattooed?

474
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Speaker 3: What would get?

475
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Speaker 6: The only thing I would tattoo on my body at

476
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,920
Speaker 6: this age Marjorie name? But you know, I, you know,

477
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 6: if I had to get a tattooed, I'd probably get

478
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 6: a tattoo on my shield or something.

479
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 1: You know, that's something that meant something to me. I

480
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 1: put my tattooed my shield.

481
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Speaker 10: And no nonsense on you, yo, No that ain't no

482
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 10: nonsense though, No, no, not talking about that. You say

483
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:52,199
Speaker 10: you can't get nothing else but something means all moving birthday?

484
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 1: Can't He can't put that on you?

485
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 5: That's a sound, Lord took.

486
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 1: Cook sound.

487
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 5: I don't think tattoo.

488
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 8: My wife and I have been married twenty eight years

489
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 8: and we have a twenty six year old son that

490
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 8: lives with us. He's dating one of my wife's friends,

491
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 8: and my wife has no idea. My son came clean

492
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,199
Speaker 8: about it after I saw the woman drop him off

493
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 8: one night. I've told the woman that my wife will

494
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 8: hurt her if she finds out but she doesn't seem

495
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,640
Speaker 8: to care. My son wants to move on. He wants

496
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,400
Speaker 8: to move in with this woman, and he doesn't want

497
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 8: me to tell his mother. Who should I be loyal

498
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,639
Speaker 8: to him or my wife? Or should I stay out

499
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 8: of it and let him learn a lesson?

500
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 12: Yeah, you got to be loyal to your sir. You

501
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,959
Speaker 12: got to be loyal to you, sir. Why he's staying

502
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 12: there at twenty six now? And that's that's a couple

503
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 12: of problems to you. You got a woman dropping you off,

504
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:50,360
Speaker 12: You did your mama's.

505
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 4: Well.

506
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Speaker 1: See, let me tell you something.

507
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,640
Speaker 6: He's not being disloyal to his wife in any way

508
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 6: because this ain't to do with his wife.

509
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,640
Speaker 1: This is his wife's friend. So I would stay lord

510
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 1: to the son, let him move on in there and

511
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:07,160
Speaker 1: get words.

512
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 5: All right, all right, we're moving on. We're done with this.

513
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 5: You're listening Morning show.

514
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 8: Steve has Mice story, a story about Mice out of Memphis,

515
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:27,160
Speaker 8: but some names have been changed to protect the innocent.

516
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 1: As we are.

517
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I was a.

518
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 6: Young act wasn't in the business. Loan had a friend

519
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 6: of mine that lived in Memphis.

520
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 1: This guy and so I had.

521
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 6: Checked into a hotel down there, but it was like

522
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 6: really really messed up.

523
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: It was only like, you know, fourteen dollars a night.

524
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 3: You know.

525
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 4: Oh that door was outside right there, and so yeah,

526
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 4: oh yeah, yeah, I can see the call call up today.

527
00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 6: So I called him on his house phone. I said, hey, man,

528
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 6: I'm in a basket. He said, man, just come on

529
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 6: over to the house. Man, My mama and them they

530
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 6: don't mind, you know, they love you. Get yourself something

531
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 6: to eat. So I got over there about ten thirty.

532
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 6: His mama and them in the bed, his brother on

533
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 6: the couch sleep. I'm in the kitchen with him.

534
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 1: We eating.

535
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 6: So he said, hey, man, just enjoy yourself. I'm going out.

536
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 6: I said, man, I got to get up early in

537
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 6: the morning, like about five in the morning. Get back

538
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 6: out on this road. I got to drive somewhere. He said,

539
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 6: no problem, man, you could stay in my sister's bed

540
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 6: because she gone. So I'm in his sister bed a

541
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 6: little bit of twin bed and I hit et naises,

542
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 6: oh lord, and my suitcase is on the floor. Then

543
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 6: I look and a mouse crawls out of my suitcase.

544
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 6: Oh my god. Now I got to get up and unpacked.

545
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 6: It's about one thirty I got to unpacked.

546
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 5: Would your suitcase open?

547
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh okay, I wasn't thinking nothing of hot the

548
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 1: hell I know.

549
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 6: So now I got to unpacked, shake out everything, make

550
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 6: sure I ain't got no mice in this luggage, because

551
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,959
Speaker 6: I can't put this in my car because I live

552
00:29:59,040 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 6: in it.

553
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 1: What you can't live in is a mice infested car.

554
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 2: That hain't mouse in the house.

555
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I'm just driving the ass across country. I'm

556
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 6: committing feeling it.

557
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: So I get up and I said, man, let me

558
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 1: go in the living room. Man, what the hell going on?

559
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 6: So I go in the living room and I'm in

560
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 6: a I'm in a I'm in a chair and I

561
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 6: hit his scratching by my head and I turn around

562
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 6: and it's a mouse on the top of the lazy

563
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 6: board chair by my head.

564
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god.

565
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 6: Now I just stood straight up. I don't damn there

566
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 6: touched the ceiling and I had nodded off. So that's

567
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 6: about one thirty in the morning. Now, now, my boy,

568
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,479
Speaker 6: he gone out. So I sit up and I noticed

569
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 6: this mouse run across the float from under the couch

570
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 6: to this big round coffee table they had in the middle.

571
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 6: That was made out of fur, but you could go

572
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 6: up under. So I saw this mouse run up under

573
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 6: the table. I said, man, it's one on the back

574
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,040
Speaker 6: of the chair, one on the table. I said, you

575
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 6: know what, how many damn mice in here? So then

576
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 6: the mouse just shot across the TV? Just ran across

577
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 6: the damn TV. This was flow, mom, I said. So

578
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 6: I got here, had a fold away chair against the wall.

579
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 6: You know the metal fold a way chairs they have

580
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 6: at church. So I got the metal fold away chair

581
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 6: and put it up, and I got another one from

582
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:20,680
Speaker 6: my feet to get up in.

583
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: And I put my foot up in this chair. I

584
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 1: swear to God, I'm not lying to you at all.

585
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 1: Them damn mice was everywhere. They start running across the floor.

586
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 1: I said, man, is it one thirty?

587
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 4: Is it?

588
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 3: Is? This?

589
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 1: The prime just gonna ask me about that.

590
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 6: They was running across the floor. Man, They was crawling

591
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 6: all up on the backs of the chairs. And I

592
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 6: look up on top of the curtain and it's two

593
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 6: mice on top of the curtain. So I look at

594
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 6: the curtains, and.

595
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:52,719
Speaker 1: The curtains is moving.

596
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 6: The mice is crawling up the back of the curtains,

597
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 6: off on the top rod.

598
00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 1: Now his brother is on the.

599
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 5: Brother.

600
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, yeah yeah. My boy's

601
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: brother was on the couch sleep his little brother. He's sixteen.

602
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 1: The mice all over the couch. They on his shoulder.

603
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 1: He ain't woke up.

604
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 6: I'm looking at here. I'm so scared for this boy.

605
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I said, man, there's actually enough of

606
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 6: a motor and they could really start eating your way.

607
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 6: You'll be able to get them in time, because they're

608
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 6: just mice. But these mice was up and I kid

609
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 6: y'all not. I've never seen nothing like it in my life.

610
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 6: And I had my feet up in the fold away

611
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 6: checks because I'm going, man.

612
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 1: What the hell is going on?

613
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 6: And my eyes is burning because I can't blink because

614
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 6: I can't take my eyes off these damn my eyes.

615
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 6: If I ever needed vizine I needed. I was mortified. Man,

616
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 6: mice was running across that float, climbing up on this

617
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 6: couch over there, on that boy shoulder.

618
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 1: Then there now, and then I just see him brush

619
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 1: something that ain't no fly, brushing like them as mosquitoes.

620
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: Don't wake your ass up and help me through this.

621
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 2: Help you.

622
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 6: So I wanted to wake him up man, because I

623
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 6: needed some help to understand this.

624
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, I've never seen that many mice

625
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 1: in my life.

626
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 6: And I mean they just running back and forth, all

627
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 6: on over the furniture, across the TV. So about two

628
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,719
Speaker 6: thirty five in the morning, about three, I've been up

629
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 6: the whole time.

630
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 1: I ain't slipping week. I'm scared to take my foot

631
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 1: off the chair. Yeah. Yeah, the key sticking the door.

632
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 1: This is my boy. He coming back in. He put

633
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 1: the key in the door and turned the lock. He

634
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 1: opened the door. Hey, man, what's happening.

635
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 2: Wasn't a mouse?

636
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 3: No damn.

637
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 6: I'm looking at him, man, he said, he say, He said, Love,

638
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 6: what's happening?

639
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 3: Man?

640
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 1: I said, Man, you know what the hell happened?

641
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 3: You mad?

642
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,839
Speaker 2: He said, what's wrong?

643
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 6: I said, Man, you see I ain't a mouse. No damn,

644
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,319
Speaker 6: I said, man, you're looking over it wasn't no money,

645
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 6: I said. They all up on the curtain at.

646
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 1: This man.

647
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 6: They've been running up under a mouse. No damn, like

648
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 6: a dream, brother, sleep like, ain't nothing wrong. It's about

649
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 6: three thirty three, three o'clock in the morning.

650
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 1: He came in. He said, yeah, bro, I'm hug this hair.

651
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 1: You want something to eat.

652
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 6: Boy, hell, I said, I tell you what I'm gonna do. Man,

653
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 6: I'm gonna get in my car. I got to take off. Man,

654
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 6: I got a head in the breast. Oh man, I

655
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,880
Speaker 6: thought you was gonna lean living late. Don't worry about that.

656
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 6: I'm gonna sleep in my damn car. And I need

657
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 6: to get my cars this driveway because they probably climbing.

658
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 3: Up with that.

659
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 8: Like, all right, be back with more of the Steve

660
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Speaker 8: Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning

661
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Speaker 8: Show time now for would you rather, guys? Okay, would

662
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 8: you rather not cut your fingernails for a year or

663
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 8: not cut your toenails for a year?

664
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Speaker 5: Which one?

665
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 7: Now I gotta cut these fails were in the public.

666
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 7: We gotta be seen with these franknail. Yeah, I'll get

667
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:29,879
Speaker 7: some bigger shoes. But a year of toenails though, that's

668
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 7: that's pretty I don't know what that is. That ain't

669
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,239
Speaker 7: a pretty sight though, though we know it is not.

670
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: And don't lay up. We just what's wrong with so

671
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: fair a gamos? They just don't cut a whole straight.

672
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 6: Got your foot over there just looking like talents, just

673
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 6: sitting up there, you big hawk foot.

674
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 1: All right.

675
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 5: So would you rather sleep than a dog house? Or

676
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 5: would you rather let straight dog sleep in your bed?

677
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:04,319
Speaker 5: Which one?

678
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,280
Speaker 1: I've been in the doghouse?

679
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 5: Know, a dog's doghouse, not a man's dog.

680
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 1: That's how it ain't no straight dog getting in my bed.

681
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 13: Ship, So you're gonna sleep in the doghouse come from.

682
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 1: Okay?

683
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 13: That's a long night though, think about it. No door,

684
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:31,800
Speaker 13: it's breeze.

685
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,919
Speaker 7: I don't had a raccoon passed by here a couple

686
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 7: of hours ago.

687
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:36,879
Speaker 1: Who is rough out here? Man?

688
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:44,320
Speaker 6: It's quiet, all right, So I'm not going to be

689
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 6: been there with that straight dog. I look over there,

690
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 6: he licking hisself.

691
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:47,799
Speaker 3: Man.

692
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: If you don't.

693
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 5: With all that, please angy.

694
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 1: All right, we're scratching. I'm scratching.

695
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 10: That is making me all right?

696
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 8: Would you rather hunt and butcher your own meat? Hunting

697
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 8: butcher your own meat? Would you put you want to

698
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 8: do that?

699
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 1: Okay?

700
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 5: Or would you or would you rather never eat meat again?

701
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,879
Speaker 1: But a a all day?

702
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:27,919
Speaker 5: You would hunt and butcher it yourself? Yes?

703
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 1: Skin it?

704
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 6: You eat what you kill. You know how many times

705
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,359
Speaker 6: I've been on a hunting trip. My grandfather nil field

706
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 6: dresser deal.

707
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 5: Noah didn't know.

708
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 1: I thought you were chicken neck.

709
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,239
Speaker 6: No as neked in that. Come about it that you

710
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 6: gotta be kidnaped. I'm nothing not do meat. What did

711
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 6: I'm a barbecue.

712
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 13: Got some nice yams.

713
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,439
Speaker 1: We're gonna put some yams on the grill.

714
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 5: You want some jams beyond burgers?

715
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 1: U the remote collar flower boys. Hear the thing about me?

716
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:14,799
Speaker 6: Man, All vegas and vegetarians try to make stuff make

717
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 6: a taste like me.

718
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 1: Just need to tell me.

719
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Speaker 5: You're listening Morning show. The guys are here.

720
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 8: They're gonna break down. You know you've had good sex

721
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 8: when dot dot dot. I'm gonna do a couple, and

722
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:32,840
Speaker 8: then I know the guys gonna jump in.

723
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 2: I know they can jump.

724
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 14: A lot of people have been getting used to one

725
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 14: and another, and I just don't like time they rested

726
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 14: them so that they've been throwing down some good loving.

727
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 14: You know you have had some good sex when you

728
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 14: wake up with one sock on you like, damn, what

729
00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,240
Speaker 14: he happened?

730
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 2: It's my sock. There's another one.

731
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Speaker 14: You know you've had some good ass loving when both

732
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 14: of y'all wake up between the two mattresses like.

733
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 5: The top.

734
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Speaker 2: Yeah, your mattresses on.

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00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: The top that I got two more. I got two more,

736
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 1: you know, just for the men, just for the manue.

737
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 2: You have had some good a loving when you wake

738
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 2: up you look in the mirror and you got on.

739
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 5: Her eyelash like, damn, good boy, Yeah, I.

740
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 2: One more, I got one more?

741
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 1: Yether right.

742
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,840
Speaker 2: You know you have had some.

743
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 14: Good loving, good ass loving when you wake up and

744
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 14: both of y'all.

745
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 2: Is at the bottom of the bed like, how the hell?

746
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 1: What is wow? I know you got one?

747
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 2: Anybody got one? Jump and bring it, bring it, bring it?

748
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 5: You good love when.

749
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 15: You know you had some good loving when you knocked

750
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 15: all her minutes medications off the night's thing.

751
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 1: It's all heels, it everywhere. We don't know which one

752
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:17,439
Speaker 1: to take.

753
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 3: I love it.

754
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:20,720
Speaker 2: I love it, toy.

755
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 3: What you got?

756
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 10: You know, you know when you have some good loving

757
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 10: and you just look at her and say, where your

758
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 10: mam man?

759
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 1: Wait? What generation? I love it? My bad?

760
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 6: You know you know you didn't have some good loving

761
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 6: when you wake up the next morning and call in

762
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:57,840
Speaker 6: to work and you your job ain't been open, sinster thirteen, I.

763
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Speaker 1: Ain't gonna make it today.

764
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 14: You know you know you have had some good loving

765
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 14: when you wake up and there's a hot blue gun.

766
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 2: In your hand and it's still on, Like, what the

767
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 2: hell was white blue?

768
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,959
Speaker 15: You know you had some good sex when you kick

769
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 15: over a candle in the middle of sex and y'all

770
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 15: turn in the fire fighters.

771
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:38,800
Speaker 1: Alright, alright, alright.

772
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 4: You know you had some good loving when you in

773
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:45,799
Speaker 4: the middle of it and look in her eyes and say,

774
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 4: you know what, I'm gonna buy you some money.

775
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 1: I's got a god, I'm gonna buy you some money

776
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:54,799
Speaker 1: I ain't had.

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00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,879
Speaker 6: You know you don't have some good loving when both

778
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 6: of y'all jump up and start washing your hands and

779
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 6: it ain't got nothing to do with Corona.

780
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 2: That one morning? You up, dude, I got one morning.

781
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 2: You close that one more.

782
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 14: You know you have had some good loving when you

783
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 14: wake up and there's a happy face on your ass.

784
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 3: You like what.

785
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 2: Close it up? Steve loaded up man.

786
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 6: You know you didn't have some good loving when the

787
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 6: family is down there having breakfast during quarantine and you

788
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 6: and your wife look at the kids and go, what

789
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:42,800
Speaker 6: y'all looking.

790
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 3: At us for?

791
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 1: Weren't look at at us? Grown?

792
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 2: All right?

793
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: Coming up back.

794
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 2: Over here, I'm right after this.

795
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show, coming up at the top

796
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 8: of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my

797
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 8: strawberry letter for today, the subject my best friends are

798
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 8: my exes. We'll get into that in just a little bit. Yeah,

799
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:23,399
Speaker 8: but right now, the nephew is here with today's prank

800
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 8: phone call.

801
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 1: What you got for his neph Your baby going back

802
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 1: to pre k?

803
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 4: Oh? Your baby? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it didn't do too well.

804
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 4: Your baby going back to pre k. We gotta do

805
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 4: we gotta start over. We just got to start all

806
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 4: with baby going back to pre k. Let's go kato.

807
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:46,240
Speaker 1: Hello, Yes, I'm trying to reach missus Thomas. Please.

808
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 4: My name is mister Stapleton. I'm actually the principal over

809
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:55,320
Speaker 4: at elementary school. You're I'm looking at my records indicating

810
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:58,799
Speaker 4: that your son, Thomas is going to be starting.

811
00:43:58,480 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 1: His first greer.

812
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,359
Speaker 9: Ready, my baby is ready?

813
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 1: Right, listen, miss Thomas.

814
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 4: I've been going through actually all of the children's records

815
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 4: that will be starting school, and I'm looking at your

816
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 4: son's grades from his kindergarten.

817
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:17,720
Speaker 1: And he did good well, No, not exactly.

818
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 4: I mean there's been a few I actually spoke with

819
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 4: the teacher and who he was under in kindergarten. And

820
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,879
Speaker 4: it seems like he just really wasn't up to par

821
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 4: as the rest of the children.

822
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 9: Now his kinduct now he talks, but he gets his work.

823
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 9: So what else is she saying on that that ain't right?

824
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 4: Well, what's what it seems to be, ma'am, is that

825
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 4: his grades weren't up to par as the rest of

826
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 4: the other children. She did tell me he was a

827
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:44,399
Speaker 4: disobedient child.

828
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,919
Speaker 9: No, disobedient and talking two different things.

829
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Speaker 1: Come on, Okay, well.

830
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 4: Man, listen, what we've decided here is we're gonna let

831
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 4: little actually do another year of kindergarten.

832
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 9: Oh y'all ain't gonna let him do another year of kindergarten?

833
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 1: No, sirgh man, that's that's the only choice I have.

834
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:03,360
Speaker 3: No.

835
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,760
Speaker 9: We got our letter in the mail with our report

836
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 9: card the week after school's started, and it said on

837
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 9: the back promoted. And if I got to get about

838
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 9: this couch and go get it, I'm gonna be out

839
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 9: because I'm telling you right now we will be in

840
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:22,280
Speaker 9: the first grade. Kindergarten wasn't that hard. I'm not sure

841
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 9: what they told you about him, but it must be

842
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:24,799
Speaker 9: the wrong.

843
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 1: Understand he doesn't color as well as the rest of

844
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 1: the kids. He's all out of them. He's out of

845
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: the lines.

846
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 4: When he colored. He doesn't know his numbers completely. And

847
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 4: that's kind of what we need when you first come

848
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,439
Speaker 4: into into the first grade.

849
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 9: When I can show you on this paper he did

850
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 9: satisfactory all the way through. Now you about the map,

851
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 9: and I'm already sick calling me with some by my

852
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 9: son blunking kindergarten.

853
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 3: He ain't that kind of thing.

854
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 1: Does not color well, man.

855
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 9: I say, color ain't got nothing do with that, dad,

856
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 9: God kindergarten. He is going to the first grade, and

857
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,239
Speaker 9: I be down there all the twenty four now I.

858
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 1: Will not be able to allow you to get.

859
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:07,359
Speaker 9: Into school of God missed them. I'm sorry, and let

860
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 9: me get Let me tell you what. Let me go

861
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 9: in and get my pencil and pen because I don't

862
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,720
Speaker 9: live that far from this school. And if y'all aren't

863
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 9: ready down there causing some conflict, I need to get

864
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 9: up and go down there because I'm not telling my

865
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 9: baby when he come home today, so he ain't going

866
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:19,839
Speaker 9: to the day gun first, ma'am.

867
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 1: I hate to say it, but I'm gonna have to refuse.

868
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 9: Education from him on a twenty You know what, I

869
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 9: just went back and put him in public school. I

870
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 9: know that was a stake in the first place. Food

871
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,240
Speaker 9: which all talking about some coloring?

872
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 1: Give me your name again, sir Stapleton.

873
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 9: Man, and what's that number down there?

874
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 1: The number here is actually area code?

875
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 9: Waitman, I got the number of Now, mind, I pulled

876
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 9: up this report card. I got the number your name

877
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 9: on the back of this paper. I tell you what

878
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:47,399
Speaker 9: I was. Twenty fourth will be coming in there, going

879
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 9: to school, and I might make a trip around there

880
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 9: this evening when I come from the document. I'm not

881
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 9: want to hear that calling. Ain't got nothing to do

882
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 9: with nothing else.

883
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 4: It's not only coloring his arithmetickets back all right, No,

884
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:02,920
Speaker 4: are you working with him at home?

885
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Speaker 3: When you're doing anything at home every day?

886
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Speaker 9: What you're trying to say, I'm an incompetent parent.

887
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Speaker 1: I'm just asking, as a parent, are you working with

888
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Speaker 1: your child?

889
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Speaker 9: I'm working with my child every day. He can read

890
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 9: better than you.

891
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:15,880
Speaker 3: Probably, No, he can't read, princess.

892
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 9: I can't read better than you, because honestly, you read

893
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 9: that wrong on that paper that he's supposed to be

894
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 9: going back to kindergarten. When I know the paper said

895
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Speaker 9: from his going to the first grade. And I'm not

896
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 9: listening to no more this about him going backwards. Now,

897
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 9: if you got a problem with your paper, word, maybe

898
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 9: you need to go talk to your secretary or somebody

899
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,360
Speaker 9: in there that wrote my baby.

900
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: Name down with your son's name. Thomas.

901
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 9: Ma'm no, it ain't him, baby, I know it ain't him.

902
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,399
Speaker 9: You're not gonna sit up and tell me my son

903
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 9: is flocking in kindergarten. He is not going back to

904
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 9: that kindergarten.

905
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 1: Don't bring your son down here, Augus.

906
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 9: I tell you what, be ready to want me and

907
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 9: my husband, but we will be down there. I was

908
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:58,400
Speaker 9: afore that pink shoes you to farm everything.

909
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 1: You hear me, I will not be able to allow him.

910
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 3: That right now.

911
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 9: I will come down there right now and make that

912
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:07,399
Speaker 9: correction on that paper for you. Is not going back

913
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 9: to no kindergarten for no color.

914
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 1: Can you bring him down here and let him color

915
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:11,759
Speaker 1: for me?

916
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,320
Speaker 9: You talk about coloring and arithmetic on o yourself.

917
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 3: No, no, I'm sorry.

918
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 9: We would be down at augusta twenty four. I would

919
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 9: have this poor card in my hand that says you

920
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 9: have been promoted to the first grade, and he's gonna

921
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 9: have a mile on his face.

922
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 3: And so are you.

923
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to tell you.

924
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 1: Are you listening to me?

925
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 9: I'm listening. You ain't saying nothing. Yeah, you better say

926
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 9: something that sounded like the first grade because I'm not playing.

927
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 9: I would go down to this dadgum administrative office and

928
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 9: I had fined because my son would be in that

929
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:42,360
Speaker 9: first grade?

930
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 1: Are you raising your voice? Sat? Who are you raising

931
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:45,359
Speaker 1: your voice?

932
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 6: Said?

933
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 9: Honey? You know you talking crazy to me? I'm talking

934
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 9: crazy to you what. I'm a ground woman. I don't

935
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 9: need to be explained to you.

936
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 4: Why I'm trying to find did you graduate?

937
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 9: Honey? I am a college degree person. I have a

938
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:00,360
Speaker 9: great job. My husband and I do wait up for

939
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 9: ourselves and for our children.

940
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 3: And that's why we know you're not even You're not

941
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 3: even at work right now, man, I said, I'm shake phone.

942
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,480
Speaker 9: I told you that when you call him right on

943
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 9: the doctor to call me now, partner missing my phone call?

944
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 1: Can you color because your son can't color?

945
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:15,879
Speaker 3: Question?

946
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:16,800
Speaker 9: Is that can't ask me?

947
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 3: Can I color?

948
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:19,400
Speaker 9: Why are you white or black? You asked me?

949
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 3: Dress? Me?

950
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:20,840
Speaker 9: Am I collar?

951
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 3: No?

952
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: I asked you? Can you color like your son?

953
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 9: Some racist lines in there. Can you color? No, my

954
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 9: color and me being colored ain't got nothing to do

955
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 9: with none of this. Is this a race thing? You

956
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 9: trying to make sure you send him back.

957
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 4: No, I'm not trying to send him back. I want

958
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 4: to send him back to color to get his coloring together.

959
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 9: You what that ain't got nothing to do with nothing.

960
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 9: And if you are the head person down there, now,

961
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:48,440
Speaker 9: you aren't competent and you are an illiterate. Call me

962
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,879
Speaker 9: and tell me that my son has to go back

963
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 9: to the first grade. I got one thing you don't

964
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 9: want mixed up. I tell you what I'm through with

965
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 9: this guy.

966
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 8: This.

967
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say one more thing and I'm gonna be

968
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:57,799
Speaker 1: out here.

969
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 9: Are you listening, I'm listening.

970
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 4: Nephew Toppy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just

971
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,840
Speaker 4: got pranked by your girlfriend, f Laicia.

972
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 9: I'm gonna be Felicias. I am going to beat him.

973
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 9: You're about to get to out the plank. I mean,

974
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 9: I'm like, no, i'ms and everything everything. I'm gonna beat

975
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 9: her because you know I don't play when it comes

976
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 9: to my kids.

977
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 4: That's all right, all right, but one more question? Now,

978
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 4: what is the baddest. I'm talking about the baddest radio

979
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 4: show in the land.

980
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 9: That's Steve Harvey Morning Show.

981
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 3: Baby.

982
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 1: Yes she was not here for him. I love her.

983
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 1: I never heard this before. Tell me, but I am

984
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 1: a Coege degree person. It ain't graduate no more.

985
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 4: It's just person not coloring in the lines. You know,

986
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:01,799
Speaker 4: that's just that's that's a requirement at PK. You got

987
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 4: to be able to color in the lines. But we

988
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 4: send you on the first question.

989
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 10: I'm sorry, are you asking me?

990
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 1: I'm my color?

991
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:11,840
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, oh yeah, Oh she was gonna turn it

992
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:15,320
Speaker 6: into that. Yeah, she was gonna be down there with

993
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 6: some other issues.

994
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:20,759
Speaker 1: I hear racism, Yeah, yeah, a lawsuit for the school boy.

995
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:23,360
Speaker 1: I hear some racial lines.

996
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 10: And now all right.

997
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:28,399
Speaker 4: Richmond, Virginia, The Nephew's Coming to Town added the show

998
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 4: on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday and sold out. The Nephew

999
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 4: was coming. You've been hearing about me. They've been talking

1000
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,840
Speaker 4: about me. Oh man, come see what the fuss is

1001
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 4: all about. Man, got a whold I talk about. Life

1002
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 4: has changed from me.

1003
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 1: Come hear it.

1004
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 4: Come see it all wrapped up into the jokes. You

1005
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,920
Speaker 4: want to You don't want to miss this Montgumery, Alabama.

1006
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 4: You should don't want to miss it. We having black

1007
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 4: Hat Saturday. You know what I'm said, black Hat Saturday, but.

1008
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 1: Your hat on.

1009
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 4: I'll let you know when the steamboat coming in and

1010
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 4: we're gonna all throw them up there together. Okay.

1011
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:58,760
Speaker 1: That is Montgumery, Alabama.

1012
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 4: That is the thirtieth of this month, Ma's thirtieth Saturday Night,

1013
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 4: Montgomery Performan Center, Me Earthquake, Celebrity into Celebrity, the comedian

1014
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:12,960
Speaker 4: and JJ Williamson. That's the show right now. Boy about

1015
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 4: tickets myself to go see that.

1016
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 5: I read all right, nephew, thank you.

1017
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 8: Coming up next Strawberry Letter, subject my best friends.

1018
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 5: Are my exes. We'll get into it right after this.

1019
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show Time now for today's

1020
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:34,440
Speaker 8: Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,

1021
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:37,759
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1022
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 8: dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be

1023
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:43,440
Speaker 8: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're

1024
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 8: going to read this one right here right now. You

1025
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 8: never know, this could be yours.

1026
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 1: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.

1027
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 1: We got it for you.

1028
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 3: Here.

1029
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry letter.

1030
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 5: Thank you nephew.

1031
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 8: Subject my best friends are my exes. Dear Stephen Shirley.

1032
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:00,239
Speaker 8: I'm a thirty three year old married woman and I've

1033
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 8: been with my husband for eight years, married for five.

1034
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 8: My husband just found out that my male best friend

1035
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 8: is my ex boyfriend. I also have a female best

1036
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 8: friend that I used to have threesomes with. We are

1037
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 8: all close, and they loved my husband and he loved them.

1038
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 8: I was on FaceTime with my best friend the other

1039
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 8: night and he mentioned a tattoo on my lower back

1040
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 8: and said he remembered when I got it. My husband

1041
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 8: looked at me so crazy and then told my best

1042
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 8: friend he was out of line. My best friend laughed

1043
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 8: and told my husband to chill out and loosen up

1044
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,360
Speaker 8: or he would screw his wife again.

1045
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 5: I almost sign it.

1046
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 3: What what Yeah?

1047
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, Okay, you want me to go back

1048
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:48,320
Speaker 5: over that line? Read this right here exactly, see exactly exactly.

1049
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:50,839
Speaker 8: My best friend tried to say it was a joke,

1050
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 8: but my husband cursed him out and said he'd better

1051
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,800
Speaker 8: not see him anytime soon. My best friend said he

1052
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,439
Speaker 8: was on his way over less than an hour later,

1053
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:02,240
Speaker 8: my best friend friend showed up at our apartment ready

1054
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 8: to fight. My husband went outside and made me stay inside.

1055
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,399
Speaker 8: My crazy ex was yelling so loud. I heard him

1056
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 8: tell my husband that he slept with me for years

1057
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 8: and we had threesomes with my female best friend. He

1058
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 8: bragged about our sexual past. My ex boyfriend slash best

1059
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 8: friend and I had vowed to keep our past in

1060
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 8: the past, and we haven't had sex in over fifteen years.

1061
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 8: They were so loud that our neighbors came out and

1062
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 8: threatened to call the police. My ex left and my

1063
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 8: husband told me I could go with him, but of

1064
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 8: course I stayed and tried to talk some sense into

1065
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 8: my husband. My husband said I'm a sneaky, lying woman,

1066
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 8: and he gave me an ultimatum, either my friends or

1067
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:46,360
Speaker 8: my marriage. I don't think that's fair. Why is it

1068
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:48,839
Speaker 8: such a big deal that I'm still friends with two

1069
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:52,240
Speaker 8: people I've had sex with? Please help? Are you kidding

1070
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:57,720
Speaker 8: me right now? It's a big deal because this happened, Okay,

1071
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,520
Speaker 8: because your stupid ex boyfriend did this, and your husband

1072
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 8: should have whooped his behind. Seriously, he came over there

1073
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:07,920
Speaker 8: asking for it. Anyway, that comment he made to your

1074
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 8: husband about screwing you, and all of that was so

1075
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 8: completely out of line and disrespectful. He obviously has a

1076
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 8: problem with you, your marriage, and especially your husband. He's jealous,

1077
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 8: he's a hater. He's trying to sabotage everything. He knew

1078
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 8: exactly what he was doing with all that loud yelling

1079
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,960
Speaker 8: outside and around the neighbors and stuff. But you're the

1080
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:34,920
Speaker 8: problem because you don't see what your husband is talking about.

1081
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:37,359
Speaker 8: You don't see that it is such a big deal,

1082
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,399
Speaker 8: and you don't think it's fair that you can't see

1083
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:41,719
Speaker 8: your friends again. Come on, you need to cancel him,

1084
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:45,279
Speaker 8: you need to cancel her. Stick with your husband. Those

1085
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 8: aren't your friends. He broke the code, he broke the trust.

1086
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 8: All of that, you guys agreed not to tell. And

1087
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 8: your husband doesn't care if it was fifteen years ago

1088
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,839
Speaker 8: of fifteen minutes ago.

1089
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:58,680
Speaker 5: All right, this dude was out of line. He probably

1090
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:01,360
Speaker 5: suspected something your husban. It's been all along anyway.

1091
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:04,320
Speaker 8: Some things you know, these secrets people should take to

1092
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 8: their grave, and you should be glad.

1093
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 5: He's sorry, but is out of your life.

1094
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:12,800
Speaker 6: All right, Steve, Thank you, Thank you, welcome, Thanks you

1095
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 6: Shirley beautiful letter to come back to ladies and gentlemen.

1096
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,880
Speaker 6: Call everybody you know and watch what I do with

1097
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 6: this letter right here. I've been waiting on something like this.

1098
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:23,480
Speaker 6: Oh God, I'm mister trop be a letter, he would go. Now,

1099
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 6: I'm gonna read this letter, and I'm gonna show you

1100
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 6: the sheer ignorance of this whole damn letter. My best

1101
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:34,879
Speaker 6: friends are my exes, did Steve. I'm thirty three year

1102
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 6: old woman and I've been with my husband eight years.

1103
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:41,000
Speaker 1: Married for five. My husband just found out that my

1104
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 1: male best friend is my ex boyfriend. Right there.

1105
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 6: I done told y'all you can't be friends with somebody

1106
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:53,279
Speaker 6: you attracted to. I done told y'all that. Now here

1107
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 6: come a letter. I also have a female best friend

1108
00:56:57,360 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 6: that I used to have threesomes with. It's a lot

1109
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 6: of information in this hill letter right here, And I'm

1110
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:08,440
Speaker 6: telling you right now, you got an ex boyfriend, your

1111
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:12,440
Speaker 6: ex boyfriend is your best friend, and your best girlfriend you.

1112
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 1: Used to have threesomes with.

1113
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 6: That's already too many damn people in this letter already.

1114
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 6: We ain't even got out the first paragraph, and I'm

1115
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 6: thinking about eight people in here all.

1116
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 1: Already this room crowded.

1117
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 6: Now we are all close, and they loved my husband

1118
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 6: and he loved them. That's the problem right there. How

1119
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:37,080
Speaker 6: you still close and you married with all these people

1120
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 6: that's supposed to be your exes. It don't ever work out.

1121
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 6: I was on FaceTime with my best friend. Here's another problem.

1122
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 6: I want you to stop calling him your best friend

1123
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 6: because this finnick turned ugly. I was on the phone

1124
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:54,160
Speaker 6: FaceTime with my best friend the other night and he

1125
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:56,959
Speaker 6: mentioned the tattoo on my little back and he said

1126
00:57:57,040 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 6: he remembered when I got it. Wait a minute, see

1127
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 6: right there, all of us on this show that's married.

1128
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 6: Can you be on a FaceTime with a person of

1129
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:11,720
Speaker 6: the opposite sex talking about a damn tattoo that's on

1130
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 6: your lower back or talking just on face time?

1131
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,200
Speaker 1: I wish a hef of Wood FaceTime me in. I'm

1132
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 1: sitting up in here with March. What this already? Okay?

1133
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:28,320
Speaker 1: He mentioned the tattoo and he remember when I got it.

1134
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:31,040
Speaker 6: My husband looked at me so crazy and then told

1135
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 6: my best friend he was out of line. Quit calling

1136
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:37,200
Speaker 6: this man your best friend. See this is the problem

1137
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 6: with this whole letter. Your best friends ain't your friends.

1138
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 6: Then she said, my best friend laughed and told my

1139
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 6: husband to chill out and loosen up or he would

1140
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 6: screw his wife again. We need to stop this damn

1141
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 6: letter right here before I started cussing. We finish, go

1142
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:58,760
Speaker 6: to commercial break, because all I want to do right

1143
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 6: now is cuss. On the commercial break, I'm gonna get

1144
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:04,680
Speaker 6: all the cussing out and then I'll be back.

1145
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,760
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, loosen up, and.

1146
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna screw your wife again, mother, see WHOA?

1147
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 8: All right, Look, we'll have part two of Steve's response

1148
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,520
Speaker 8: if we still have jobs when we come back in

1149
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 8: twenty three minutes after the hour.

1150
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:23,439
Speaker 5: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.

1151
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 8: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.

1152
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:29,960
Speaker 8: The subject my best friends are my exes.

1153
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:32,800
Speaker 1: That's all I got to say about it right here.

1154
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:35,560
Speaker 6: Okay, So I've been cussing the whole break, right, yes,

1155
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 6: So now let me get back into this ignorant ass

1156
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:40,760
Speaker 6: that this thirty three year old woman who's her best

1157
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:44,400
Speaker 6: friend is her ex boyfriend and her best female friend

1158
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:46,280
Speaker 6: is a woman that she used to have threesomes with

1159
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 6: a lot of people. In this letter, we've discovered that

1160
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,680
Speaker 6: she was facetiming with her best friend, who was another man.

1161
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:52,240
Speaker 1: The other night.

1162
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:54,840
Speaker 6: He mentioned the tattoo on my lower back and said

1163
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:58,040
Speaker 6: he remember when I got it. My husband looked at

1164
00:59:58,120 --> 01:00:02,120
Speaker 6: me so crazy, and then told my best friend he

1165
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 6: was out of line. Quit calling him your best friend.

1166
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:11,040
Speaker 6: He just mentioned a tattoo on your lower back and

1167
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 6: he remember when you got it. He ain't he supposed

1168
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:14,400
Speaker 6: to know nothing about this.

1169
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:17,440
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.

1170
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:22,480
Speaker 6: My best friend laughed, laughed, he laughed, and told my

1171
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:25,600
Speaker 6: husband to chill out and loosen up, or he would

1172
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:32,360
Speaker 6: screw his wife again. See I'm confused, he laughed.

1173
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:33,840
Speaker 1: He was talking to me.

1174
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 6: See, most men listening to this letter cannot imagine a

1175
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:46,480
Speaker 6: man laughing telling him to chill out or we almost

1176
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:47,479
Speaker 6: screw your wife again.

1177
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 1: What you laughed?

1178
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 6: Oh dog, Oh you done got comfortable. Then the lady said,

1179
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:57,600
Speaker 6: I almost fainted. My best friend tried to say it

1180
01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:00,800
Speaker 6: was a joke. Outn told Joe, asked, lady, quit calling

1181
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:05,160
Speaker 6: him your best friend. This is the problem already. You

1182
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:08,320
Speaker 6: keep referring to this man as your damn best friend.

1183
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:11,560
Speaker 6: And he tried to say it was a joke, but

1184
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:14,200
Speaker 6: my husband cussed him out and said he better not

1185
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:19,280
Speaker 6: see him anytime soon. My best friend, here she go again,

1186
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 6: this helper right here. She ain't learning why she keep

1187
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:25,160
Speaker 6: calling this fool her. My best friend said he was

1188
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:29,680
Speaker 6: on his way over. That ain't a man living gonna

1189
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 6: tell me to shut up and chill out, or you

1190
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 6: gonna screw my wife again. And then I promise you

1191
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 6: a ass whooping And then you say you on your

1192
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:41,920
Speaker 6: way over. You're not gonna believe what's gonna happen when

1193
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:45,520
Speaker 6: you get him. You're not even gonna believe this, the

1194
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:49,040
Speaker 6: level of ass whooping, the intensity of it.

1195
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:51,840
Speaker 1: You brother, let me explain something to you.

1196
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 6: You're not only driving over here for this ass whooping,

1197
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:58,400
Speaker 6: you are about to be in a near death situation.

1198
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 1: Very close. Okay, He on his way over.

1199
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 6: Less than an hour later, my male best friend showed

1200
01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:08,720
Speaker 6: up at our apartment ready to fight.

1201
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:11,960
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, excuse me? Ready to fight for?

1202
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:12,200
Speaker 8: What?

1203
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:14,760
Speaker 1: What does he have to fight for?

1204
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:19,800
Speaker 6: See, lady, you leaving something out in this letter because

1205
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 6: if your ex boyfriend your husband tells him I bet

1206
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:27,600
Speaker 6: and not see you soon, he says, I'm coming over there,

1207
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:30,760
Speaker 6: and thirty minutes later he drive over to you. And

1208
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 6: your husband's house. Ready to fight? My question becomes ready

1209
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:35,960
Speaker 6: to fight for?

1210
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 8: What?

1211
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:41,320
Speaker 6: Ain't nobody fighting over? No fifteen year old booty call?

1212
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:46,920
Speaker 6: This is something currently happening? Or drive over here to

1213
01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:49,080
Speaker 6: whoop you over something that happened fifteen years ago?

1214
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:51,600
Speaker 1: Are you crazy? Well?

1215
01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:54,240
Speaker 6: And anyway, when he got over there, this letter is

1216
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:56,080
Speaker 6: the rest of this letter. If I was in this

1217
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:58,280
Speaker 6: letter is a totally different. I don't even why we're

1218
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:01,120
Speaker 6: still writing all the rest of this just a police report,

1219
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:03,440
Speaker 6: so I don't even know what how you still typing?

1220
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:05,720
Speaker 6: You got up in here and then drove over my house.

1221
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:08,920
Speaker 6: My husband went outside and made me stay inside. My

1222
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:12,200
Speaker 6: crazy X was yelling so loud. I heard him tell

1223
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:14,280
Speaker 6: my husband he slept with me for years and we

1224
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:17,959
Speaker 6: had threesomes with my female best friend. He bragged about

1225
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,800
Speaker 6: our sexual past. Wait, wait a minute, how he had

1226
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:21,720
Speaker 6: time to say all this?

1227
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:23,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, saying, Jason, what.

1228
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:25,800
Speaker 5: You mean?

1229
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:28,480
Speaker 1: I heard him yelling and he said no.

1230
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:33,920
Speaker 6: When you drove over here, that ass whipping I promised

1231
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 6: you it commences soon as you get out the car.

1232
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 6: Matter of fact, that I ask what I'm starting for

1233
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:41,800
Speaker 6: you get out to car, dog, I'm busting you wonder.

1234
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:45,240
Speaker 6: I don't even understand this here man, this lady right here,

1235
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:48,680
Speaker 6: and then for years and we had three someomes with

1236
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,960
Speaker 6: my female best friend. He bragged about our sexual past.

1237
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 6: My ex boyfriend and I vowed again Again.

1238
01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:57,560
Speaker 1: Here you go.

1239
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,720
Speaker 6: You keep calling this man your ex boy You stupid,

1240
01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:04,760
Speaker 6: You so damn stupid. That's why you ain't fitna have

1241
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:07,640
Speaker 6: no HODS because you keep putting value on this dude

1242
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:10,560
Speaker 6: right here, my ex best friend and not vowed to

1243
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:15,280
Speaker 6: keep our past in the past, and we haven't had

1244
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:18,560
Speaker 6: sex in over fifteen years. I'm finding that hard to believe,

1245
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:22,280
Speaker 6: because ain't nobody drove over your house over some sex

1246
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 6: that's fifteen years old. Not no black dude, I don't know.

1247
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:28,360
Speaker 6: No white dude do that. I don't know no dude

1248
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:32,360
Speaker 6: do that. They were so loud that our neighbors came

1249
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:34,720
Speaker 6: out and threatened to call the police. Loud most ass

1250
01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:37,800
Speaker 6: womens I've been involved in event very quiet. You know,

1251
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:40,400
Speaker 6: it's occasional grunting and stuff, But all this loud talking.

1252
01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:42,360
Speaker 6: They're out there arguing. I don't even know what They're

1253
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:45,440
Speaker 6: out there arguing about my ex. Now here we go,

1254
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,960
Speaker 6: my ex left left, how.

1255
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:51,880
Speaker 2: Alive?

1256
01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:57,760
Speaker 6: Your ex left. That's just part of this letter. I'm

1257
01:04:57,800 --> 01:05:00,720
Speaker 6: not understanding. Let me read this to you again. My

1258
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:05,400
Speaker 6: ex left left, I mean part two for this letter.

1259
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:08,440
Speaker 6: When we call, oh, I have more for this right here,

1260
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:13,360
Speaker 6: I'm stuck part three. They argum, my husband, my ex

1261
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:14,280
Speaker 6: left left.

1262
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:15,800
Speaker 5: Save it for part three.

1263
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:17,280
Speaker 1: You're talking about in a car.

1264
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:21,320
Speaker 5: Coming up, we'll have part three of today's.

1265
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,080
Speaker 1: Strub to drive away.

1266
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:27,160
Speaker 5: Steve Harvey his back my best friend.

1267
01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:29,880
Speaker 1: On his own accord.

1268
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:34,040
Speaker 5: We'll be back right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey

1269
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:34,680
Speaker 5: Morning Show.

1270
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:38,320
Speaker 8: All right, come on, Steve. Part three of today's Strawberry Letter.

1271
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:41,040
Speaker 8: The subject is my best friends are my exes?

1272
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:43,640
Speaker 1: I show hope y'all been with me on this letter.

1273
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:45,760
Speaker 6: Right here, this thirty three year old woman got this

1274
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:48,680
Speaker 6: ex boyfriend that's her best friend, and her husband didn't

1275
01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:50,680
Speaker 6: know it, and today was talking on the phone on

1276
01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:53,200
Speaker 6: the FaceTime, which should have never happened. And then he

1277
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:55,320
Speaker 6: mentioned the tattoo on her back and he remember when

1278
01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:57,320
Speaker 6: he got it. The husband said, hey, man, you're out

1279
01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:59,880
Speaker 6: of line. Best friend laugh told the husband, chill out,

1280
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:02,520
Speaker 6: loosen up, and I'm gonna screw your wife again. The

1281
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:05,320
Speaker 6: lady almost failed and then she said, my best friend

1282
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:07,000
Speaker 6: tried to say it was a joke on my husband,

1283
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:08,640
Speaker 6: cuss him out, said he better not see him no

1284
01:06:08,760 --> 01:06:11,240
Speaker 6: time soon. Then the best friend said he was on

1285
01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:13,440
Speaker 6: his way over. Less than a half hour later, the

1286
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:16,040
Speaker 6: male best friend showed up at our apartment ready to fight.

1287
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:18,640
Speaker 6: Because see, once you drive over to the house, Betty,

1288
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:21,400
Speaker 6: to fight, then the fight gonna happen. But now your

1289
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:24,720
Speaker 6: hellsban went outside, made you stay inside. My crazy exers

1290
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:27,040
Speaker 6: yelling so loud. I heard him tell my husband he

1291
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:29,440
Speaker 6: slept with me for years. You might have heard him say,

1292
01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:33,080
Speaker 6: and I slept, but that's all you said. See all

1293
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:35,920
Speaker 6: this stuff to how long and all that old, and

1294
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:38,560
Speaker 6: we had a threesome with your girlfriends, and I saw

1295
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:41,640
Speaker 6: the tattoo. I ain't none of that coming out because

1296
01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:43,840
Speaker 6: see it's just it's too much arguing right now. And

1297
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:46,480
Speaker 6: then my ex best friend and I vowed to keep

1298
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:48,840
Speaker 6: our past in the past, and we haven't had sex

1299
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:51,000
Speaker 6: in over fifteen years. I find that hard to believe,

1300
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,040
Speaker 6: because I ain't no dude driving over your house to

1301
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:56,080
Speaker 6: face a husband that threatened to do something to you

1302
01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:58,200
Speaker 6: about his wife. Boy, you're gonna get in your car

1303
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:01,200
Speaker 6: come over to my house. Brother, your last time. Now

1304
01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:03,480
Speaker 6: they out there arguing. The neighbors want to call the police.

1305
01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:09,000
Speaker 6: And then my ex left left. How how I'm confused?

1306
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:11,600
Speaker 6: He left on his own car, He left on a gurney.

1307
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:14,000
Speaker 6: He left in the corner the back of the corner's car.

1308
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:15,360
Speaker 4: How he leaves.

1309
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:20,280
Speaker 6: Not be meaning that he got back in his car

1310
01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:22,480
Speaker 6: and my husband told me I could go with him.

1311
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:25,040
Speaker 6: Of course I stayed and tried to talk some sensant

1312
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:27,080
Speaker 6: to my husband. I can't even believe it. I'm finish cry.

1313
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:30,560
Speaker 6: But of course I stayed talked some since my husband.

1314
01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:32,520
Speaker 6: My husband said I'm a sneaky, lying woman, and he

1315
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:36,160
Speaker 6: gave me an ultimate ultimatum, either my friends or my marriage.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's fair. You don't think that's fair.

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Speaker 6: I'm disappointed in your husband because once I tell you

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Speaker 6: when I see you, and then you telling me how

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Speaker 6: you heard us outside talking? What as we talking for?

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Speaker 6: I'm disappointed in the hubs. I'm disappointed that the police

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Speaker 6: didn't have to come. I'm disappointed that your husband ain't

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Speaker 6: locked up. I'm I'm supported. I'm disappointed your husband ain't

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Speaker 6: facing charges at least second degree. I don't understand how

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Speaker 6: your ex was able to leave in the same damn

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Speaker 6: car he came in.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna leave in the vehicle, but it won't be

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Speaker 1: in the car you came up with.

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Speaker 6: And if don't have lights on it, the wine you

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01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:19,880
Speaker 6: leave there gon't have lights on it, and it's gonna

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Speaker 6: make up.

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Speaker 1: Why is his as still living?

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Speaker 6: I didn't want to come back off vacation to do

1333
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Speaker 6: no damn not a light that I can't stand the

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Speaker 6: stopd metal.

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Speaker 5: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning

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Speaker 5: Show at the top of it.

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Speaker 8: Right you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now for

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01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:45,639
Speaker 8: comedy Roulette. J Anthony Brown, please explain.

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Speaker 14: Here's how it go, all right. What we do is

1340
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Speaker 14: we take three subjects. We put those three subjects on

1341
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:54,200
Speaker 14: a wheel. We spun the wheel where stop watch us

1342
01:08:54,280 --> 01:08:56,080
Speaker 14: make it funny because that's what we do.

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01:08:57,120 --> 01:08:59,920
Speaker 5: That's the setup right there. Here we go with today's can.

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Speaker 3: Uh things of.

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01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,360
Speaker 8: Vegan might say to make you think what they're eating

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01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:12,639
Speaker 8: is delicious. Here's another one. Ways to convince the police

1347
01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:19,560
Speaker 8: that's not weed smoke they smell. And then here we

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Speaker 8: go this last one. Reasons people use to not go

1349
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:26,479
Speaker 8: back to church reasons people use to not go back

1350
01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:27,240
Speaker 8: to church.

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01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:35,000
Speaker 14: With splet's see what we got we at?

1352
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:41,840
Speaker 3: Oh it? Yeah.

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01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:45,360
Speaker 8: Things a vegan might say to make you think what

1354
01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:48,360
Speaker 8: they're eating is delicious.

1355
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:49,439
Speaker 1: Comedy roulette.

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01:09:49,479 --> 01:09:51,200
Speaker 14: Things a vegan might say that make you think what

1357
01:09:51,240 --> 01:09:54,879
Speaker 14: they're eating is delicious? Have you tried the yello oprah?

1358
01:09:55,040 --> 01:10:00,800
Speaker 14: Oh my god, it is so delicious. You you don't

1359
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:01,920
Speaker 14: know what you miss.

1360
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Speaker 2: I haven't tried that.

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01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:07,000
Speaker 15: Things a vegan might say to make you think what

1362
01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:09,840
Speaker 15: they eating is delicious. Listen, every since I've been eating vegan,

1363
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:12,559
Speaker 15: I ain't lost no weight, but I sleep way better, though.

1364
01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:15,519
Speaker 1: I need to try this.

1365
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:23,280
Speaker 4: Things that BigGAN might say to make you think what

1366
01:10:23,439 --> 01:10:26,840
Speaker 4: they're eating is delicious. Man, you've got to try the

1367
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:28,880
Speaker 4: black and truffle spinach.

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01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:33,240
Speaker 1: It is to die for. Boy, Who let me tell

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01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:40,960
Speaker 1: you about this black and trumble spinach? All right?

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Speaker 8: It's things that vegan might say to make you think

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01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:45,080
Speaker 8: what you're eating is delicious.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, is this ham?

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01:10:54,000 --> 01:11:01,639
Speaker 1: I didn't hear well, but damn the hell you? Oh

1374
01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:10,080
Speaker 1: my god, you don't slice like ham?

1375
01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:12,120
Speaker 5: Falling apart.

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Speaker 14: A vegan might say to make you think what they

1377
01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:23,760
Speaker 14: eating is delicious. Dog, until you tried to sense some

1378
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:27,200
Speaker 14: you see chicken, you ain't never had chicken. Man, I'm

1379
01:11:27,240 --> 01:11:28,200
Speaker 14: talking about a rip.

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Speaker 15: I'm a piggy back tail right there, Jake. Things a

1381
01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:37,559
Speaker 15: big might say to make you think what they eat

1382
01:11:37,680 --> 01:11:41,120
Speaker 15: is delicious. Listen, man, I know you love chicken, but

1383
01:11:41,240 --> 01:11:43,679
Speaker 15: what's sending the chicken is what chickens eat.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you.

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Speaker 3: If you.

1386
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Speaker 1: Come on, come on.

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01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:54,840
Speaker 4: Things a bigan might say to make you think what

1388
01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:57,960
Speaker 4: they're eating is delicious. Man, let me tell you something

1389
01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:03,440
Speaker 4: you got the trot be impossible, pork chop, play with watermelon?

1390
01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:09,400
Speaker 4: That't go home? The impossible pork chop, play with watermelon?

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01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:12,559
Speaker 1: Good? Got no, thank you, good god.

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01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:17,280
Speaker 8: It is Things a vegan might say to make you

1393
01:12:17,439 --> 01:12:19,960
Speaker 8: think what they're eating is deliciously.

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01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:40,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, have you had corn sandwich? Like like,

1395
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:41,599
Speaker 1: oh my favorite?

1396
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:43,120
Speaker 2: Things might say.

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01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:52,280
Speaker 14: Had to follow that's okay, allright.

1398
01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:54,960
Speaker 2: Things a media might say to make you think of

1399
01:12:55,160 --> 01:12:59,320
Speaker 2: eating dude, have you tried to beat ice cream?

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Speaker 6: Old?

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01:13:01,439 --> 01:13:04,240
Speaker 1: It is delicious?

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01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:06,559
Speaker 6: We gotta.

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01:13:08,120 --> 01:13:09,559
Speaker 13: I got a bark right now.

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01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:13,360
Speaker 8: More of today's trending stories and more of the Steve

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Speaker 8: Harvey Morning Show coming up at twenty minutes after.

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01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:19,320
Speaker 5: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:24,320
Speaker 8: In trending job news, it seems there's a growing trend

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01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:27,720
Speaker 8: in employees doing it in a not so vocal way.

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01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:30,680
Speaker 5: In fact, they're leaving without telling anyone.

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01:13:31,479 --> 01:13:35,840
Speaker 8: It's called ghosting coasting, okay, And it's when an employee

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01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:38,840
Speaker 8: takes the job, works a few days, and then just

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01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:43,160
Speaker 8: stops coming in without giving anyone notice. So, Steve, I

1413
01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:45,240
Speaker 8: got to ask you, have you ever quit a job

1414
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Speaker 8: without giving notice?

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Speaker 1: And you've had a liven Noticeful, that's the professional thing

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01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:55,000
Speaker 1: to do. Yeah, I didn't never have no professional job.

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Speaker 8: I bet you worked at Ford and yeah, the one

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01:13:58,680 --> 01:14:01,960
Speaker 8: professional factory that's professional.

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Speaker 5: Still a professional situation.

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Speaker 1: See not for me.

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Speaker 6: Well, I worked at Jennery Electric Lincoln Electric. Hey, y'all

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01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:14,560
Speaker 6: didn't give me no notice. I came to work and

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Speaker 6: they gave me a pink slip. You don't come in

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Speaker 6: the mall, Okay, cool? Next time I want, I ain't

1425
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:23,479
Speaker 6: playing on coming in the mall. I ain't giving out

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Speaker 6: no pink slips.

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Speaker 1: He ain't here. I'm gone, y'all. I've done that plenty of.

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Speaker 10: Times, plenty of times, Steve, Wow.

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Speaker 1: I've had eleven jobs. I don't blame you.

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Speaker 5: How many of them did you quick without notice?

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Speaker 3: Yet?

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Speaker 1: Eleven? I like the one. Well, I've been fired.

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Speaker 10: Ten opportunities, but you took him on about half and half.

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Speaker 5: You just don't like that authority. All right, we'll be back.

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Speaker 8: With We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show

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01:14:59,479 --> 01:15:01,760
Speaker 8: coming up with forty three minutes after the hour. Right

1437
01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:07,840
Speaker 8: after this, you're listening hard morning show? Time out for

1438
01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:11,559
Speaker 8: would you rather, guys? Okay, would you rather not cut

1439
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:15,760
Speaker 8: your fingernails for a year or not cut your toenails

1440
01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:16,400
Speaker 8: for a year?

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01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:17,000
Speaker 5: Which one?

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01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:19,800
Speaker 7: Yea, I gotta cut these were in the public. We

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01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:22,320
Speaker 7: gotta be seen with these, Frank Naw, yeah, I'll get

1444
01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:28,479
Speaker 7: some bigger shoes. But a year of toenails, though, that's

1445
01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:31,719
Speaker 7: that's pretty I don't know what that is. That ain't

1446
01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:33,720
Speaker 7: a pretty sight though, though, no it is not.

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01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:37,880
Speaker 16: Don't lay up. We just what is wrong with so

1448
01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:40,880
Speaker 16: fair a gamo? They just even cut a whole straight

1449
01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:47,720
Speaker 16: got your foot over there just looking like talents just

1450
01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:49,000
Speaker 16: sitting up there, you big.

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 8: So would you rather sleep in a doghouse or would

1453
01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:01,720
Speaker 8: you rather straight dog sleep in your bed?

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01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:02,280
Speaker 5: Which one.

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01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:07,240
Speaker 13: I've been at a doghouse, you know, a dog's doghouse,

1456
01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:08,200
Speaker 13: not a man's dog.

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01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:10,040
Speaker 10: That's how it's beef.

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Speaker 1: Ain't no straight dog getting in my bed shift.

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Speaker 5: So you're gonna sleep in the doghouse.

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Speaker 1: We'll come from dog.

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Speaker 10: Okay.

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Speaker 13: That's a long night though, think about it. No door,

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01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:29,320
Speaker 13: just breeze.

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Speaker 4: I had a raccoon passed by here, a couple of

1465
01:16:31,479 --> 01:16:34,080
Speaker 4: hours of gold corse rough out here.

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Speaker 1: Man, it's quiet all right, So I'm not going to

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01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:43,800
Speaker 1: be been there with that straight dog. I look over there,

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01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:46,880
Speaker 1: he licking hisself. Man. If you don't show as.

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01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:52,120
Speaker 5: With all that, leave angye.

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Speaker 1: Alright, we're cratching.

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Speaker 2: I'm scratching.

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Speaker 10: That is making me it all right?

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01:17:01,479 --> 01:17:05,800
Speaker 5: Would you rather hunt and butcher your own meat? Hunting

1474
01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:06,960
Speaker 5: butcher your own meat?

1475
01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:07,639
Speaker 1: Okay?

1476
01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:09,760
Speaker 5: Would you you put you want to do that?

1477
01:17:09,880 --> 01:17:10,160
Speaker 1: Okay?

1478
01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:13,719
Speaker 8: Or would you or would you rather never eat meat again?

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01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:22,200
Speaker 8: I'm a all day you would hunt and butcher it yourself?

1480
01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:23,439
Speaker 1: Here? Hell?

1481
01:17:24,280 --> 01:17:25,519
Speaker 3: Yes, skin it?

1482
01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:27,120
Speaker 1: You eat what you kill?

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01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:30,160
Speaker 6: You know what I mean. Times I've been on a

1484
01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:32,400
Speaker 6: hunting my grandfather new field dressing deal.

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01:17:33,280 --> 01:17:35,000
Speaker 1: No, yeah, I didn't know.

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01:17:37,280 --> 01:17:37,760
Speaker 5: I thought you.

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01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:43,800
Speaker 6: As naked in that come about it, and you gotta

1488
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:45,920
Speaker 6: be kidnapped. I'm nothing, not do meat? What did?

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Speaker 1: I'm a barbecue?

1490
01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:51,000
Speaker 13: Got some nice yams.

1491
01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:52,599
Speaker 1: We're gonna put some yams on the grill.

1492
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:54,799
Speaker 5: You want some jams beyond burgers?

1493
01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:59,840
Speaker 1: No college fly boy hit a thing about me?

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01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:03,840
Speaker 6: Man? Why do all vegas and vegetarians try to make

1495
01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:05,080
Speaker 6: stuff making taste like me?

1496
01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:06,280
Speaker 1: Just need to tell me?

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Speaker 8: Coming back with our last breakup the day at forty

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Speaker 8: nine minutes after and of course closing remarks from the

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Speaker 8: one and only Steve Harvey right after this.

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Speaker 5: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, here

1501
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:22,000
Speaker 5: we are our last break of the day.

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01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:24,599
Speaker 2: Jay, it is the last break of the day.

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01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:30,080
Speaker 1: A right, Steve. You know I often talk about your

1504
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:31,080
Speaker 1: mental attitude.

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01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:34,720
Speaker 6: I'm gonna share something with you because it's a way

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01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:38,360
Speaker 6: that I was thinking of how I really thought, and

1507
01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:44,080
Speaker 6: I was thinking about statistics and how statistics. People use

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01:18:44,160 --> 01:18:49,160
Speaker 6: statistics to help them be okay to me with their failure.

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01:18:50,120 --> 01:18:55,040
Speaker 6: People use the statistics to find a way to describe

1510
01:18:55,680 --> 01:18:59,240
Speaker 6: their lack of movement or their not being successful or something.

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01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:01,800
Speaker 6: Because you got to be careful with any stat that

1512
01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:05,920
Speaker 6: says one out of you know, you ever hear stat

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01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:09,200
Speaker 6: one out of every five thousand, one out of every

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01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:11,080
Speaker 6: one out of every.

1515
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Speaker 1: Six out of ten.

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Speaker 6: See, and people, if you're not careful, statistics can be

1517
01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:19,320
Speaker 6: very crippling.

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01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:24,599
Speaker 1: Thirty percent of the people who do this will wind

1519
01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:25,360
Speaker 1: up that way.

1520
01:19:27,240 --> 01:19:31,000
Speaker 6: And what negative people do, They automatically put themselves into

1521
01:19:31,080 --> 01:19:34,640
Speaker 6: the to the negative side of the equation, because if

1522
01:19:34,680 --> 01:19:38,000
Speaker 6: you're accustomed to thinking negative, you will always take the

1523
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:44,160
Speaker 6: negative side of a statistic. What they told me years ago,

1524
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Speaker 6: one out of every two thousand comedians will get on

1525
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Speaker 6: the Tonight Show. So that means one thousand, nine hundred

1526
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Speaker 6: and ninety nine comedians out of the two thousand will

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01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:57,160
Speaker 6: never get on the Tonight Show. So you know what

1528
01:19:57,320 --> 01:19:59,920
Speaker 6: everybody around me was talking about. Man, we'll never make

1529
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:01,920
Speaker 6: get on the Tonight Show. You know what I did

1530
01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:04,799
Speaker 6: when I first got in comedy, I hummed the Tonight's

1531
01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:06,439
Speaker 6: Show theme song before I went on.

1532
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Speaker 1: I hummed it.

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Speaker 6: I never got on it with Johnny Carson. But you

1534
01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:19,120
Speaker 6: know what, I got on the Tonight Show when Jay

1535
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:22,599
Speaker 6: Lennard was on that but I was already successful. That's

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01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:25,479
Speaker 6: the only way I got on it. But see, I

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Speaker 6: never allowed that statistic to enter into my system. We

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01:20:31,720 --> 01:20:34,280
Speaker 6: have in trouble getting vaccinated right now because people are

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01:20:34,320 --> 01:20:36,760
Speaker 6: going at the statistics. What happens when so and so

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01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:41,839
Speaker 6: take this? It's amazing what statistics do. Be very careful

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Speaker 6: you all.

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Speaker 1: Listening to statistics because they got nothing to do with you.

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Speaker 1: They don't.

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Speaker 6: Stats to me are for people looking for a reason

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01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:56,000
Speaker 6: to explain why they're not going to do it, or

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01:20:56,080 --> 01:20:58,640
Speaker 6: why they didn't make it, or why they're not successful.

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01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:02,120
Speaker 6: I don't care nothing out no stats. See, the problem

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Speaker 6: is what I chose to do. And let me explain

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Speaker 6: this to you. See if you can get what I'm

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01:21:05,960 --> 01:21:11,400
Speaker 6: talking about, Let's look at these two words. Let's start

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Speaker 6: with probability. What's the probability of you becoming rich one day?

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Speaker 6: What's the probability of you being able to have a child.

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01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:25,560
Speaker 6: What's the probability of you hitting the lottery? What's the

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01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:30,040
Speaker 6: probability of you owning more than one house? What's the

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01:21:30,240 --> 01:21:33,800
Speaker 6: probability of you being able to travel like you want

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Speaker 6: to in this world? What's the probability of you seeing

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01:21:37,400 --> 01:21:40,559
Speaker 6: four other countries before you die? You understand what I'm

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01:21:40,600 --> 01:21:44,000
Speaker 6: saying once you look at the probability you are in

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Speaker 6: trouble because the operative word and probability to me is probable.

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Speaker 6: It probably probably won't happen. Well, it's probable, but it

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01:21:57,920 --> 01:22:01,639
Speaker 6: ain't likely. That's the problem with it. So I never

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Speaker 6: operate on probability. I choose to operate on another word, possibility.

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Speaker 6: I only look at the possibility of it. And here's

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Speaker 6: the code part, y'all, if you thought about it for real,

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Speaker 6: listen to this right here. Do you realize that it

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01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:30,320
Speaker 6: is impossible to think an impossible thought?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Oh, what did you say? I said?

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Speaker 6: Do you realize it is impossible to think an impossible thought?

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Speaker 6: So if you thought it, do you not understand that

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01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:47,679
Speaker 6: that's possible? Show me one person, show me anybody, Show

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01:22:47,760 --> 01:22:50,519
Speaker 6: me anybody that has thought an impossible thought.

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Speaker 1: How can you do that?

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01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:54,599
Speaker 3: How?

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01:22:55,960 --> 01:22:58,280
Speaker 1: How can you think an impossible thought?

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Speaker 6: The reason you can't think of an impossible thought because

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Speaker 6: the moment you think it, there lives the possibility.

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Speaker 1: And now it opens up.

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Speaker 6: Your life, It opens up your realm of thinking, It

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01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:24,559
Speaker 6: opens up you to starting to begin in the process

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01:23:24,880 --> 01:23:29,720
Speaker 6: that anything is possible, anything is possible. Do you know

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01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:32,680
Speaker 6: something that you could really be rich one day? If

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01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:34,280
Speaker 6: that's what you want it now. I'm not saying that's

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01:23:34,320 --> 01:23:36,479
Speaker 6: a necessity, that's what makes you happy. I'm just using

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01:23:36,520 --> 01:23:39,320
Speaker 6: that as an example. Do you know you could actually

1586
01:23:39,439 --> 01:23:41,920
Speaker 6: have more than one home. Do you know that you

1587
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:44,080
Speaker 6: could actually drive more than one.

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01:23:44,080 --> 01:23:45,960
Speaker 1: Or two cars? You can have four cars.

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01:23:46,200 --> 01:23:50,120
Speaker 6: Do you understand that you actually can help change lives

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01:23:50,160 --> 01:23:52,160
Speaker 6: that you've been thinking to change. Do you know that

1591
01:23:52,240 --> 01:23:54,840
Speaker 6: you actually can be owned, become a business owner, that

1592
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:58,280
Speaker 6: you actually can open up that business. You can actually

1593
01:23:58,439 --> 01:24:03,920
Speaker 6: do it. You can actually do it, But you gotta

1594
01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:09,320
Speaker 6: fix your mind because it's possible. Stop looking at the

1595
01:24:09,400 --> 01:24:14,439
Speaker 6: probability of something and look at the possibility. And if

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01:24:14,479 --> 01:24:16,400
Speaker 6: you tell somebody an idea all the time and they

1597
01:24:16,439 --> 01:24:18,560
Speaker 6: start telling you why it won't work, stop talking to

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01:24:18,680 --> 01:24:22,200
Speaker 6: them people. You'll need them people. I only talk to

1599
01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:24,639
Speaker 6: people when I give them an idea. They go, yeah, man,

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01:24:24,680 --> 01:24:26,000
Speaker 6: we can do that. I only need you telling me

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01:24:26,080 --> 01:24:28,439
Speaker 6: how it won't work. The opposition gonna present yourself in

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01:24:28,479 --> 01:24:30,800
Speaker 6: everything you attempt to do anyway. I don't want to

1603
01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:33,000
Speaker 6: hear your mouth talk about why it won't work. I

1604
01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:35,599
Speaker 6: only give myself around people when I give them an idea,

1605
01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:39,120
Speaker 6: they say, yeah, man, let's go Those are my clothing remarks.

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Speaker 1: I ain't no more have a Christian Day.

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