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Speaker 1: The world famous Phil Entry show backstage pass, which has

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Speaker 1: backstage as in you know, showbiz is available for less

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Speaker 1: for all of that? You get thousands of hours of

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Speaker 1: our radio show, archived radio show that goes back over

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Speaker 1: The world Famous Phil Henry Show at Phil Henryshow dot Com,

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Speaker 1: the greatest value online other than porn. Yes, welcome, ladies

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen, the world Famous Phil Henry Show for the

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Speaker 2: Yes, and tonight we'll have Chris Norton returning as he

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Speaker 1: We're very happy to be with you, and we will

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Speaker 4: What do you mean you're walking slowly with your knees together.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't come on here man to be mocked.

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Speaker 5: I happen to know, mister Henry, you essentially do a

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Speaker 5: No, it's called Glann from the creature from the PLANETNOP.

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Speaker 5: I'm just saying that, uh, Rock Padelia is his The

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Speaker 1: All right, now hold on for a minute, man, Glenn

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Speaker 1: Man, I think you've maken a good point. If first

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Speaker 5: Hey, mister Henry, I'm not going back. I'm not relitigating.

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Speaker 5: That's the word that my father uses a lot. Relitigate,

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Speaker 5: relitigate the title of the movie. I'm not even gonna

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Speaker 5: I'm not gonna shoot the movie again. We shot the movie.

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Speaker 5: It's shucked ass.

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Speaker 2: I'll take it easy, son, take it easy.

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Speaker 5: We shot the movie and it suck.

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Speaker 4: Dad, Chris, there's gonna be other movies to do.

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Speaker 5: No, No, there's not. I'm going to russy Pelican tonight.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna order me a very tall tropical. I'm gonna

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Speaker 5: order the tall tropical like Caviamorgan Coke. Okay, it ted, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Want to get right down to it, Okay, and.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna simp at it. I'll

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Speaker 1: Look, man, there's gonna be other movies to make. You've

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Speaker 5: Because it was it was a disaster. It was a disaster.

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Speaker 2: You said you used this man Rock Padelia. Yes, and

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because the monster's name is Glenn.

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Speaker 5: Huh No, sorry, Yeah, the monster, the monster is Glenn.

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Speaker 5: No? I just want to know what it feels.

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Speaker 5: Nor name's Bettina?

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Speaker 5: I guess it's they said about a bunch of flaccid

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Speaker 1: All right, well, Chris, as far as I'm concerned, man,

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Speaker 5: Have you ever actually watched one of my movies?

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Speaker 2: I did.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I watched a little bit of a Mexican cannibal

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Speaker 1: I mean the special effects weren't all that great. I

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Speaker 4: But you know, I mean I thought it was good.

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Speaker 1: Well, so the ghules are having was I mean, who's

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Speaker 1: I'd like to give you Phil Henry Shotglass.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Sirendery, thank you. But I got about sixty of them.

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Speaker 1: Chris is he's a great guy. He means well, he

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Speaker 1: put your hands on it because he's talking too much.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I put my hands on him because he.

444
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,560
Speaker 1: Put his hands on me while I was asking about

445
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:32,439
Speaker 1: the cocktail sauce.

446
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,159
Speaker 5: That's right, what happened with mister Henry. We ordered up

447
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:39,080
Speaker 5: some oysters we got at the raw bar next door. Okay, okay,

448
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,600
Speaker 5: and we got about a dozen oy thurs and Major

449
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,560
Speaker 5: Newton got a dozen ouy thirst and he goes. He

450
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,760
Speaker 5: goes and we had crackers and we had melow butter

451
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,760
Speaker 5: two and then he goes where the cocktail sauce. I said,

452
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,680
Speaker 5: we don't have no cocktail toss. He said, don't you

453
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,720
Speaker 5: have no fish sawts? And we said no. He said,

454
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:55,479
Speaker 5: get some. He said, get some cocktail SATs in this

455
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,200
Speaker 5: funky joint. And he got up and he moved. The

456
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,879
Speaker 5: oysters almost filled him all over the floor.

457
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Speaker 2: Sir, did you do that?

458
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,560
Speaker 4: I was asking him.

459
00:19:02,119 --> 00:19:05,520
Speaker 1: I said, specifically, get some cocktail sauce up in this

460
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:06,439
Speaker 1: funky joint.

461
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,000
Speaker 4: Okay, And yes, I was quoting the movie do the

462
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,320
Speaker 4: right thing? All right? Well, sir, if we don't have it,

463
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,400
Speaker 4: we don't have it. That's right, Miss Terry. But he's

464
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,760
Speaker 4: talking Malcolm Aspasida was talking like some kind of punk.

465
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,520
Speaker 4: What did you say to him?

466
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:22,480
Speaker 5: I said, sit your tired ass down before you fall

467
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,399
Speaker 5: down and fall apart on floor.

468
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,880
Speaker 4: You want to see Miss Stanning. Okay, you're a little

469
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:27,400
Speaker 4: rude to him.

470
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,480
Speaker 5: Maybe it's a little rude. I told the old man,

471
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,679
Speaker 5: sit your tired ass down. We don't have no cocktail thoughts.

472
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,680
Speaker 5: And he's don't get it up in this funky joint.

473
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,240
Speaker 5: And I said, the only thing's going to get up

474
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,080
Speaker 5: with this funky joint. I'm gonna send your ass right

475
00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:38,720
Speaker 5: through that window.

476
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:39,760
Speaker 4: Are you threatened him?

477
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:40,160
Speaker 5: Yes?

478
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,520
Speaker 2: I did. Yes, he most certainly did.

479
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,640
Speaker 1: And had they not been holding me down, I would

480
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,760
Speaker 1: have taken that s pasiito, that lisping slob, and I would.

481
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:47,600
Speaker 2: Have shoved his head.

482
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:51,119
Speaker 4: Joh okay, sir, okay, thank you.

483
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,760
Speaker 5: Malcolm with henery, you got to well.

484
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:56,080
Speaker 1: You're going to discipline that man. I will speak to him, sir.

485
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:59,199
Speaker 1: He should not put his hands on you. By the

486
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,399
Speaker 1: same token, sir, he was trying to get the show

487
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,440
Speaker 1: going and you're hanging over him.

488
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,000
Speaker 2: Mister, any can I say something?

489
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:08,280
Speaker 1: Yes, you don't need to speak for me. Hold on

490
00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:11,639
Speaker 1: Major Newton first, of all. Major Newton said they had

491
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:16,040
Speaker 1: a dozen oysters okay, and they got him lightly steamed

492
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,800
Speaker 1: here from bucket tim right next door. That the raw

493
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:21,840
Speaker 1: the raw bar, and they've served raw oysters here for

494
00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:24,840
Speaker 1: it's a Florida thing. Go ahead, yes, So anyway at

495
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,399
Speaker 1: Major Newton, he loves raw i sters as you do. Yes,

496
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,919
Speaker 1: And he said, uh, get some cocktail sauce up in

497
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,040
Speaker 1: this funky joint now.

498
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,520
Speaker 2: And he did not.

499
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:37,160
Speaker 1: And that who did not? This guy here, this guy,

500
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:40,880
Speaker 1: malcolmis Posito, Malcolm Mesito. That's when General, that's when Major

501
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,840
Speaker 1: Newton kind of went, you know, he said, well, wait

502
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,159
Speaker 1: a minute. You know you were you were here, you

503
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,440
Speaker 1: saw it, Yeah, you did kind of you. You leaned

504
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,240
Speaker 1: over him threateningly, and he said, get it up in

505
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,760
Speaker 1: this funky joint. But you were putting You were pointing

506
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,679
Speaker 1: to your I was pointing, Yes, I was pointing to

507
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:56,720
Speaker 1: my ass. You had the same problem they're talking of

508
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,880
Speaker 1: at the backstage past, mister Henry. I said, get some

509
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:02,000
Speaker 1: cocktail sauce up in this funky joint. I was pointing

510
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:06,160
Speaker 1: to my ass to make the point. Oh my god,

511
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:10,760
Speaker 1: that's emphasim if I've ever heard it. Look, okay, I've

512
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:11,440
Speaker 1: heard everybody.

513
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,320
Speaker 4: I'm done with this. Okay, we're all done.

514
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,960
Speaker 2: Major Newton. On to wait a second, No woman talked.

515
00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:18,440
Speaker 2: I'm talking to you that way. Now sit down before

516
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,120
Speaker 2: you fall down.

517
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, God, it's okay.

518
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:22,320
Speaker 4: Major Newton.

519
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:23,600
Speaker 2: I got it. Jay.

520
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,800
Speaker 1: You haven't got anything. You haven't got a firm grip

521
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,960
Speaker 1: on your own wiener. And I say that with the

522
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,919
Speaker 1: greatest of love. Uh.

523
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,240
Speaker 2: What is this this guy? Henry right? That's right.

524
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,560
Speaker 1: He just sits around all day long going all right,

525
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:40,480
Speaker 1: Major Newton, Sir, we have you here because you had

526
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:44,120
Speaker 1: these complaints about your treatment on the Malcolm Espasito Show

527
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:47,280
Speaker 1: last night. Has this been as Pasiito, a regular host

528
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,560
Speaker 1: of yours? He was filling in for me. Yeah, he

529
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,000
Speaker 1: was filling in. I just want to say something, Okay,

530
00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:53,720
Speaker 1: I don't want to say this to you, Major Newton.

531
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,880
Speaker 1: I have great respect for you, Sir. I think there

532
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,560
Speaker 1: are times, sir, watch it, Jay watch it. No a me, sir,

533
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:02,119
Speaker 1: I have served you very few fully love these many years.

534
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:03,000
Speaker 2: Now.

535
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,600
Speaker 1: You know what happened Saturday night last week?

536
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:06,960
Speaker 4: You called me sergeant.

537
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,240
Speaker 2: You called me Sergeant Newton.

538
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,920
Speaker 1: Excuse me, ballogna.

539
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:11,920
Speaker 2: Can I have some tea.

540
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,120
Speaker 4: Are you Ballogna?

541
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,359
Speaker 1: Nice to meet your ma'am. I'm Phil Henry. You have

542
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,040
Speaker 1: a very beautiful wife. Yes, I know, Yes, I know

543
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:21,560
Speaker 1: she's beautiful. And I'll have no man dishonor her or

544
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:25,760
Speaker 1: speak ill of her. Yeah, every time I look at

545
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:29,800
Speaker 1: her kind of hard to breathe, isn't it? Yes, thank you, dear,

546
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:30,879
Speaker 1: thank you.

547
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,000
Speaker 2: Ma'm Missus Newton.

548
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,639
Speaker 1: I call her Balloonya. You may call her Balloonya. She

549
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:38,960
Speaker 1: doesn't go by Missus Newton. She is Balloonya, the mother

550
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 1: of the Newton.

551
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,480
Speaker 2: Okay, look at this guy.

552
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:44,760
Speaker 4: Okay, well you know Major Niaton.

553
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,120
Speaker 1: Now let's get back to you calling me sergeant.

554
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,320
Speaker 2: I called him here, Okay.

555
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:52,800
Speaker 1: I called Major Els Newton, who has been the founder

556
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:56,320
Speaker 1: of our organization, sisens alixiarry police for low these many years.

557
00:22:57,359 --> 00:23:00,479
Speaker 1: And last Saturday night I called him Sergeant Newton. I

558
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,880
Speaker 1: had been watching the TV show Rin Tin Tin.

559
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 2: God, that's an old one. Where did you see that?

560
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 1: It was in reruns on some TV show? And you

561
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,480
Speaker 1: know the shil Phil You know the show maschineary I do.

562
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,200
Speaker 1: Rin Tin Tin was big when I was a kid,

563
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,639
Speaker 1: and it was about a sergeant Preston. Wait a minute,

564
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 1: was that, Sergeant Preston of the Yukon. That's right, it

565
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 1: was what was written, Tin Tin Rin Tin Tin, Rin

566
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,159
Speaker 1: Tin Tin was the sound I was making as I

567
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 1: was opening that can of as I was opening the

568
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 1: can of sardines, I was going, rin Tin Tin.

569
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:33,360
Speaker 2: Rin Tin Tin Tiny tin tin. You don't remember, no,

570
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 2: I don't.

571
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 4: Anyway, there was a show called rin Tin Tin. It

572
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,199
Speaker 4: was about a dog who was a dog for this

573
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 4: cavalry group.

574
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,479
Speaker 1: And that's a different show. Sergeant Preston of the Yukon.

575
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,439
Speaker 1: Was the show you were watching? That's right, that's right, Well,

576
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 1: we were seeing a rin Tin Tin. We did watch

577
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 1: Rin Tin Tin briefly. Yeah, that was I wanted to

578
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 1: see Lassie but you know, yeah, that was well last season.

579
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,200
Speaker 1: I wanted to see a dog show. God, I wanted

580
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:58,400
Speaker 1: to see a dog show so bad.

581
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,879
Speaker 4: What are you guys staring at nothing?

582
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:02,160
Speaker 2: Sir?

583
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 1: So anyway, I was watching Sergeant Press to the Yukon.

584
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 1: It impressed upon me and missus Well, Bologna, you were there,

585
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,640
Speaker 1: you saw. I turned to Major Newton and I said, hey,

586
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 1: Sergeant Newton passed me the cheese its you know, passed

587
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 1: me as long as you're sitting there doing nothing, passed

588
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,440
Speaker 1: me the cheese its. And and that was the kind

589
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 1: of disrespectful tone he took. That's why I hit you

590
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 1: in the nose.

591
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 4: I got hitting the nose by Major Balloonna. You did

592
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 4: witness that, But Balloona backs up her husband.

593
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,120
Speaker 1: Yes, it's right, Balloonna knows I did.

594
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:30,360
Speaker 2: Right.

595
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 1: You say to me, hey, Sergeant Newton, passed me the

596
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:37,400
Speaker 1: cheese its. As long as you're not doing anything? Oh man,

597
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 1: oh get o, sergeant, I mean major you you would

598
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,880
Speaker 1: call me Sergeant Newton. Hey, listen, Major Elvis Newton, Sir,

599
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 1: we're not in the citizens auxury Police. Okay, okay, yeah,

600
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 1: so sir, I'll do it phil. People make mistakes. You

601
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,440
Speaker 1: guys are sitting around watching television. Now what are you

602
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,160
Speaker 1: guys gonna do? What do you what were some of

603
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 1: programs and some of the things you guys are doing

604
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,919
Speaker 1: out there in the world, as you call yourselves the

605
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 1: auditors of police. We want to hear about that. That's fine,

606
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 1: you can hear about it. But no one calls me

607
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,159
Speaker 1: sergeant Newton. It makes me sound like I'm some kind

608
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,439
Speaker 1: of a jag off. Now, sir, you or not okay,

609
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:18,120
Speaker 1: can we hear about Well, this summer we're doing operation

610
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:19,959
Speaker 1: we told you already, we tell you in Stare we're

611
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,159
Speaker 1: doing an Operation Thong, and we're also doing operation full Nude.

612
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,119
Speaker 2: This is when you're stopping people on the beach.

613
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 4: They're laying on a beach, laying there in a thong,

614
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 4: and that's.

615
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,159
Speaker 1: When we tell them you are now officially nude. We

616
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 1: write them up for nudes, We write them up for Wait,

617
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 1: we call Citizens Auxiliary Police where they're being written up

618
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 1: for full nude, and then they're supposed to take that

619
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 1: over a police officer get written up.

620
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 2: Now, what makes you think they're gonna do that? Why

621
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,399
Speaker 2: would anyone go over to a police officer and say, oh,

622
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,760
Speaker 2: here's a citation given me by the Citizens Auxiliary Police.

623
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,879
Speaker 2: They probably never heard of you, believe me. Let me

624
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 2: tell you why.

625
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 1: As Santa Mauca Beach, they know exactly who we are.

626
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,880
Speaker 1: Sam Manka Pedie all very well aware of us. Yeah yeah,

627
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 1: but still I'm gonna take it over and say, hey,

628
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,360
Speaker 1: see those guys in the pithment they said to give

629
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 1: this to you.

630
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,199
Speaker 4: Yeah, well a couple of people have done it.

631
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,400
Speaker 2: Have they come back with tickets? I don't know.

632
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 1: I found out from a guy Berger who's a Sam Mark,

633
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:10,719
Speaker 1: a police officer. You get a couple of people come

634
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 1: over him and say we got we got tickets for

635
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,439
Speaker 1: full nude or were supposed to get citation from you.

636
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:15,359
Speaker 2: What did he say?

637
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 4: He said, no, he's not gonna give him a but.

638
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 2: You know that's okay.

639
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 4: We'll deal with We deal with these things one a time.

640
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:20,959
Speaker 2: Sata Mountikipedia.

641
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,120
Speaker 1: One doesn't want to play ball. We'll see you soon.

642
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:26,200
Speaker 1: That's right, we'll see you soon. My friends. You don't

643
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,840
Speaker 1: know who you're fing with when you f with the

644
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:33,879
Speaker 1: citizens auxiliary police. Yeah, thank you, all right, and then

645
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 1: you also, excuse me, hey stopping We sorry.

646
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 4: You also have operation operation thong.

647
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:42,639
Speaker 2: That is correct.

648
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,359
Speaker 4: Operation thong is an extension of Operation full Nude.

649
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 2: If you have a thong on, you.

650
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 1: Are almost nude. You're almost fine, and you might as

651
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: well be nude. So we do cite you basically for

652
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,360
Speaker 1: you might as well be nude.

653
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 2: That's what we call it.

654
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: We like to just speak the English language as citizens

655
00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:58,200
Speaker 1: as every police.

656
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 2: Now. I know you guys, we've had problems last year

657
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 2: with people taking off your pith helmets and frisbeeing them

658
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 2: into the ocean.

659
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,919
Speaker 1: I didn't know anything about this until I heard it

660
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,919
Speaker 1: on the rebroadcast of your program, mister Henry, and I

661
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: can assure you anyone that takes my helmet off, my

662
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Speaker 1: pith helmet and tries to frisbee into the ocean, you'll

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Speaker 1: see the arm attached to the hat flying into the

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Speaker 1: ocean too.

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Speaker 4: Ye, that's no lie either.

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Speaker 2: You wait a minute, say that again.

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Speaker 1: You want me to say it again. You're saying that

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00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 1: you'll rip the guy's arm off as it's still holding

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Speaker 1: the helmet. That's right, and it'll go flying into the ocean. Yes,

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Speaker 1: So if you want to see your arm and my

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00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 1: pith helmet together flying into the Pacific Ocean, you go

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Speaker 1: right ahead and try to take my pith helmet off

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Speaker 1: of my head.

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Speaker 2: Oh bo I live.

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00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,400
Speaker 4: I would love that so much.

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00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,920
Speaker 1: You go right ahead and try to take my pith

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Speaker 1: helmet off of my head.

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00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 2: Back off the microphone, sir, Oh.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Oh god, Dad, Yeah, you might want to take

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Speaker 1: some mouth.

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00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 4: Wash or something.

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00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 1: No one tells me that I've got bad breath.

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Speaker 2: You don't.

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00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, do that, don't do that with majoring it and

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00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 4: only balloon is allowed.

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00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 2: I'm not right, Ballona. Only Balloonya.

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Speaker 1: My wife is allowed to tell me that I've got

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Speaker 1: bad breath?

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00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 4: What do you think, honey? All right, well where are

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00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 4: you going? I'm leaving.

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00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:11,400
Speaker 1: I got out of the car and get some tic

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Speaker 1: tax or something. Jay, Well that was just we want

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00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 1: to just come back and say thank you very much

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Speaker 1: for having us on.

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00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 4: But we was we was.

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Speaker 1: Disrespected by Malcolm es Mesido. Major Newton is not sergeant,

697
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 1: he's Major Newton. Malcolm as obsiedy didn't call him that.

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00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 1: He called him major, but I called him Sergeant Newton.

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00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: And that's a mistake. And also he got manhandled toll

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00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 1: to sit down when he's talking too much. Well, that's

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00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,439
Speaker 1: going to happen on our program, especially when you're you know,

702
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 1: you're leaning over a guy.

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Speaker 2: What did you say?

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Speaker 1: Don't worry about it, Major, you can go look for

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00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: your tic tats. I don't want to be talked about

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00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 1: behind my back. Because I've got bad breath doesn't mean

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00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 1: I'm treated like I'm some kind.

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Speaker 4: Of a bug. Take it easy, sir, h Balloonya, nice

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00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 4: to meet you, Major Newton.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for coming in. Is that it? That's it?

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00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted to sing the lyrics to the song

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Speaker 1: that Balloonna had phoned for us. Oh, you mean the

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00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: citizens on z Every Police. Didn't you hear the show yesterday?

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00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: You didn't hear the program?

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00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 2: Yeah?

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00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: The program you see also featured you talking to Malcolm

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00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 1: Esso seated about the theme that the citizens of the

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Speaker 1: very Police theme. You have the lyrics, sir, Yes, I

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Speaker 1: do one two three and the one two three The

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Speaker 1: citizens of Wasilary Police will march into your life to

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00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 1: day with me Major Elvis Newton, and then we'll clean

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Speaker 1: the streets up of all the dirty punks. The dirty

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00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 1: punks won't stand and the punks will run away till

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00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 1: we have cleaned. Sad.

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Speaker 2: What do you think that monkey's laughing at me? It's

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00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 2: very it's very disrespectful. What's what? You got? A great voice? Sir? Yeah?

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00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 1: You think I sound like some kind of a sissy.

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Speaker 2: I will not have it. I will not have it.

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00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: The hell is this? It's the closing theme to this show.

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Speaker 1: You know the next time you bring me anywhere, Jay,

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Speaker 1: just leave me where.

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Speaker 2: Leave me at home.

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Speaker 4: I would know.

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Speaker 2: It's very bizarre.

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Speaker 4: The world famous Phil Henry show, What's he Doing? Then

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Speaker 4: he's doing announcer the.

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Speaker 1: World famous Phil Henry Show, executive produced by me Phil

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Speaker 1: Henry for Siampur Incorporated.

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Speaker 2: All rights reserved on podcast one.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Major Elvis kni he almost called me, sergeant,

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Speaker 1: thank you.

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Speaker 4: Bollogonya what the hell kind of music?

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00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 1: And this sounds like some hillbillies. These sounds like a

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00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 1: bunch of hill billies, the kind of hillbillies that I

746
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 1: used to rouse and hastle and finally around them up

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Speaker 1: and throw them into the billy wagon.

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Speaker 2: They did.

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Speaker 1: They had a billy wagon back when Major Newton, sorry

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00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: assistance Osori police. A billy wagon. That's right, that's right,

751
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 1: the billy wagon. Every hill billy from here to Hawthorne

752
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: got tossed in there, and then I drove them down

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00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: to the pier and threw them off.

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Speaker 8: No you didn't, I know. God, this music is lousy.

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