Speaker 1: Hell I Suck at Dating with Denunglert and Jared Haven
Speaker 1: and I heard radio podcast What's going on? Everyone? Welcome
Speaker 1: to an all new episode of Help I Suck at Dating.
Speaker 1: We got two weeks in a row, Jared and I
Speaker 1: back together. Might be a new record for pretty good.
Speaker 1: We're on a good streak. If we do it three
Speaker 1: times in a row, we're definitely breaking our own record.
Speaker 1: We're on a good streak. Jared, I've got a question
Speaker 1: for you. I gotta answer for you now that I'm
Speaker 1: back here America. I've been using TikTok again, and I've
Speaker 1: noticed that you and Ashley are making quite a few
Speaker 1: TikTok's lately. Yeah, we're we're putting some effort into the
Speaker 1: old talk tick um. That was conscious. So the girl
Speaker 1: who does our social media for Audrey, she's fantastic Sydney Gordon.
Speaker 1: So we asked if she could help out with our
Speaker 1: personal Instagrams and TikTok because we wanted to post more
Speaker 1: videos on there to be more prevalent, uh, because it
Speaker 1: will help us selfishly. So we started doing that and
Speaker 1: we every week she comes over and we just do
Speaker 1: like seven videos of trending sounds and we come up
Speaker 1: with ideas and it was really funny. So we just
Speaker 1: posted this social network one yesterday. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you saw a where it's a scene from the social
Speaker 1: network were justin timber Lake. It's uh. In the movie
Speaker 1: justin timber Lake plays um Sean Parker and it's the
Speaker 1: first scene that we're introduced to him, and there's this
Speaker 1: back and forth between him and a girl that he
Speaker 1: ended up sleeping with, and he's like, I'm an entrepreneur
Speaker 1: and she's like, what was your last preneur? And then
Speaker 1: he's like, I created an online internet database that helps
Speaker 1: friends share and download music. And she's like, oh, so
Speaker 1: like Napster and he goes exactly like Napster and she goes,
Speaker 1: Sean Parker invented Dabster and he's like, nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: So anyway, we did that sound on TikTok and it
Speaker 1: was quite funny because we were talking about what we
Speaker 1: wanted to do on TikTok. I love movies. I was like,
Speaker 1: I would love to do movie scenes, movie monologues. And
Speaker 1: there's a scene another scene in the Social network that
Speaker 1: we were talking about that I wanted to do, and
Speaker 1: it's a part where Jesse Eisenberg, who plays Mark Zuckerberg,
Speaker 1: is an the courtroom and he goes through this monologue
Speaker 1: about how the other lawyer has the minimal amount of
Speaker 1: his attention and the rest of his attention is back
Speaker 1: at the Facebook offices where his people are doing, you know,
Speaker 1: things that nobody in this room can do. So we're
Speaker 1: looking at that and I'll and it didn't make sense.
Speaker 1: So long story short, we're like, Okay, let's do something else.
Speaker 1: And she's like, well, I have this other movie scene
Speaker 1: randomly that's treading on TikTok that we can do. And
Speaker 1: she's like, I don't know where it's from, but it's
Speaker 1: just trying to go on TikTok And that was the
Speaker 1: scene and it was from Social network, which was really
Speaker 1: funny and uh, quite coincidental, quite a coincidence. Um, that's
Speaker 1: great that you have someone that can help you do that. Well,
Speaker 1: do you like the videos? What are you thinking? Are
Speaker 1: we doing better? Worse? Should we? Uh? Here we go
Speaker 1: there you're silence speaks volumes. My friend did have a
Speaker 1: chance to respond, you had hesitated. Um. I like the videos.
Speaker 1: They're very they're very you guys, that's like every time
Speaker 1: I watched one of the videos, I'm like, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: actually and Jared for sure, especially what was the one Kalen.
Speaker 1: When I got back, Caitlin is obsessed with this video,
Speaker 1: the one, the most popular one now where the guys like,
Speaker 1: I like corn to it, I like to eat it
Speaker 1: like that video. Uh, and you guys use the audio
Speaker 1: for that one. That one is pretty funny that I
Speaker 1: like the poop Oh. Yeah, it was very relatable. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, I love my corn time. I love my
Speaker 1: poop time. And I love when Ashley's out there on
Speaker 1: the outside at the end carrying Lois and Dawson. She's
Speaker 1: like it has the juice as if she wants her
Speaker 1: poop time. Yeah, it's pretty funny. You guys. Um, you
Speaker 1: guys did pretty well with that one. That was the
Speaker 1: first one that I saw, And then I clicked on
Speaker 1: your guys page and I was like, wow, they've been
Speaker 1: posting a lot and some of the videos you guys
Speaker 1: have posted have gotten like three million. That one I
Speaker 1: think got like three million views. You guys are crushing it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: We've had two that have gone over a million. We're
Speaker 1: finally at a million likes on TikTok. Which is pretty awesome.
Speaker 1: So thank you for everybody who follows us on TikTok
Speaker 1: and it's a lot of videos of Dawson and his
Speaker 1: adorable face, so continue. So if you don't follow us,
Speaker 1: please do so. Well, it's been fun. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: it's just like anything. Man, It's like, all right now
Speaker 1: we gotta put effort into it and it's time can
Speaker 1: him ng? And I mean, I'm sure you guys, like
Speaker 1: how frustrated do you guys get at each other when
Speaker 1: you have to film Instagram videos or ads? Um, well,
Speaker 1: like at each other, at ourselves or what do you
Speaker 1: mean both? It's just such it's so interesting how I
Speaker 1: can work a twelve hour shift at Audrey's and you know,
Speaker 1: of course be stressed out, but I am so much
Speaker 1: more stressed out if I'm filming an ad for Instagram
Speaker 1: for an hour and a half and it's just tension
Speaker 1: filled because I have to repeat the same lines. You
Speaker 1: know what it is? It because it should be so
Speaker 1: simplistic and yet it's so convoluted and complicated. You want
Speaker 1: to perfect it and there's certain things that you have
Speaker 1: to do in the video and so Ashley and I
Speaker 1: just always get like mad, mostly at ourselves, and then
Speaker 1: it ends up being at each other. I the only
Speaker 1: thing I ever really get upset about, for lack of
Speaker 1: a better word, sometimes is um like and I totally
Speaker 1: get it, and I always like take a step back
Speaker 1: and realize that I shouldn't be get like annoyed by anything.
Speaker 1: Is like, let's say Kaylin and I are out doing
Speaker 1: something and she has to film an ad while we're
Speaker 1: out doing something, and I'm like, oh, you're taking away
Speaker 1: from the moment. You know, we're supposed to be having
Speaker 1: like a nice romantic dinner and if yet, here we
Speaker 1: are having to like take a video or take a
Speaker 1: photo or whatever it is. And then such such a
Speaker 1: ridiculous thing to complain about, because um, obviously it's pretty
Speaker 1: nice compared to the alternative. I know and I do
Speaker 1: the exact same thing though. Anytime we're out and she
Speaker 1: either has to film something or post she's like, okay, tonight,
Speaker 1: you know it's my prime time. Now I need to
Speaker 1: post this. And it's like, well, damn, we're out, like
Speaker 1: we're out to dinner or we're doing something. She's like, well,
Speaker 1: I have to do it. It's work. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess son of a bitch. That's how I am too,
Speaker 1: or yeah, or she'll like take a picture of me
Speaker 1: to post on her story and she's like, what, I
Speaker 1: got an ad to post and I want to post
Speaker 1: something before I posted yet, And I'm like, okay, I
Speaker 1: get it, but like that's not the reason why I
Speaker 1: want to be on your story, you know, maybe just
Speaker 1: like just have a I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's so silly. It's also funny before now. This hasn't
Speaker 1: happened since we've had Dawson because we have no time
Speaker 1: to watch movies. But at night, you know, she usually
Speaker 1: posts like around eight o'clock at night, so it's like
Speaker 1: seven o'clock and we're like, hey, you want to watch
Speaker 1: a movie. She's like yeah, But just as it heads up,
Speaker 1: I have to pause the movie halfway in because then
Speaker 1: I have to post on Instagram. So I'll tell you
Speaker 1: about twenty minutes and I'm like, well, we're not watching
Speaker 1: a movie. Then I can't pause movies. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I like watching a movie from beginning to end, which
Speaker 1: is why I like going to the theater because it's
Speaker 1: the experience. I want the movie to suck me in.
Speaker 1: I want I want the movie to feel like ten
Speaker 1: minutes when it's actually two hours, and that is impossible.
Speaker 1: And I just I can't I get into movies, man,
Speaker 1: And so when a movie is paused halfway through, I'm out.
Speaker 1: If the movies pause, I'm like, I just, I just
Speaker 1: I don't have the same experience. I'm not gonna like
Speaker 1: it as much. I want to pause there because I
Speaker 1: have a question with that. I just want to say
Speaker 1: one thing real quick. I just checked my TikTok and
Speaker 1: I have almost two million legs, so I got your beat. Now.
Speaker 1: I haven't posted really anything at all, but I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get back, not back, I'm trying to build the
Speaker 1: TikTok because what brands are buying these days, it's not easy. UM.
Speaker 1: My question for you is what is your opinion of
Speaker 1: watching movies or TV with subtitles on? Uh? Well, is
Speaker 1: the movie in a different language? Will and not understand it? No?
Speaker 1: But you know, like how some people love watching like
Speaker 1: Netflix or something with subtitles on UM or like let's say,
Speaker 1: for instance, me personally, I hate subtitles. I don't know
Speaker 1: why people ever use subtitles, but I will use subtitles
Speaker 1: if the show, like, for instance, like Peaky Blinders, I
Speaker 1: have to use subtitles because otherwise I wouldn't be able
Speaker 1: to understand anything that's going on. Yeah, I'm not down
Speaker 1: for that. I can. I mean, I know, if it's
Speaker 1: in English, I don't want subtitles on. I want to
Speaker 1: just watch it and then I'll understand. The movie is
Speaker 1: supposed to let me understand what I need to understand.
Speaker 1: Does that make sense? So if there's things that I'm
Speaker 1: not understanding because the way the dialogue is being read,
Speaker 1: or the way the screw was made, or how fast
Speaker 1: paced it is, or so on and so forth, then
Speaker 1: that is a poor job by the movie. Does that
Speaker 1: make sense? Yeah? No, I understand that. So that makes
Speaker 1: me not like the movie as much. I think I
Speaker 1: watched one of the Dark Knight movies with subtitles on once,
Speaker 1: and when there's like whispering or murmuring in the subtitles,
Speaker 1: you can clearly see what they're saying, but in like audibly,
Speaker 1: you can't make out what they're saying. And I think
Speaker 1: to your point, you're not supposed to really know exactly
Speaker 1: what they're saying. Yeah, or the director really wants you
Speaker 1: to listen intently. You know, there's been stories about David
Speaker 1: Fincher who intentionally lowers the volume of of his actor's dialogue,
Speaker 1: stirring certain scenes because he wants the audience to really,
Speaker 1: like kind of lean in and have to really very
Speaker 1: much focused in order to understand what's going on. Actually,
Speaker 1: funny story about the Darknight rises, and then we'll move
Speaker 1: on to dating. By the way, this is what happens
Speaker 1: when help us like a dating is only hosted by
Speaker 1: you and I and we don't have anybody a co
Speaker 1: host here to keep us in line. So I don't
Speaker 1: hate the co host by the way, but you know
Speaker 1: this is it just feels like I'm just calling you up,
Speaker 1: having to chat with you. So yeah, this is quite nice.
Speaker 1: I agree. I think the sucky daters enjoy this. You know,
Speaker 1: sometimes it's nice to just go off the rails and
Speaker 1: talk about others. You know, there's only so much about
Speaker 1: dating you can really talk about. But we will talk
Speaker 1: about dating in a second, because you know, that is
Speaker 1: what we get paid to do. But for the Dark
Speaker 1: Knight rises. Interestingly enough, moving on segueing away, um, the
Speaker 1: Dark Knight rises. So I think I've maybe told this
Speaker 1: story in the podcast before, which tells you how much
Speaker 1: we talk about movies, but we're talking about dialogue and
Speaker 1: how sometimes it's really lowered. So the voice of Bayan
Speaker 1: is very headlines, my dudes, that sorry, produces very upset
Speaker 1: quick story and then then I'm done. I promised so
Speaker 1: Bane in The Dark Knight Rises, if you guys have
Speaker 1: seen this movie, who probably have, because it's made a
Speaker 1: billion zillion dollars, Tom Hardy's voice is very difficult to understand.
Speaker 1: It was actually more difficult to understand. They did a
Speaker 1: six minute preview six months before the movie came out.
Speaker 1: It was with Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol. If you saw
Speaker 1: a Mission Possible Ghost Protocol, which came out December before
Speaker 1: the summer that Dark Knight Rises came out, you got
Speaker 1: to see the opening sequence of The Dark Knight Rises,
Speaker 1: which included Bain in that six minutes preview. There was
Speaker 1: so much backlash because nobody could understand what Bain was
Speaker 1: saying because his voice was so muffled and dark, and
Speaker 1: you couldn't There were so many people that couldn't understand
Speaker 1: it that Warner Brothers made Christopher Nolan go back and
Speaker 1: actually alter Bain's voice a little bit so it was me.
Speaker 1: It wasn't as modulated so they can understand it more.
Speaker 1: A little interesting fact about that. Any who, maybe we
Speaker 1: should talk about dating right there's a hot topic that
Speaker 1: I really am dying to get to and I have
Speaker 1: a lot of thoughts. And you know, I don't know
Speaker 1: if you've read it or not, but it's the headline
Speaker 1: is of course about Tom Brady, which Brady is going
Speaker 1: through a thing right now, and I think it's so
Speaker 1: ridiculous and I have so many opinions about this. So
Speaker 1: Giselle bunch in this is the headline from people. Gazelle
Speaker 1: Bunchen feels like Tom Brady quote needs to be home
Speaker 1: for their kids. Let me read the article a little bit,
Speaker 1: give you a little context before um I rip into this.
Speaker 1: Gizell feels like it's time for Mr Brady to be
Speaker 1: more present at home as his kids are growing older. Brady,
Speaker 1: who's forty five, is of course back on the football
Speaker 1: field with the Buccaneers after he unretired. Now, Giselle forty
Speaker 1: two says she would like Brady at more more at
Speaker 1: home with their three kids, Vivian, Benjamin, and their stepson Jack.
Speaker 1: Quote from a family standpoint, These are critical years. This
Speaker 1: is the source, not Giselle, but this is the source
Speaker 1: close to Giselle. The kids are getting older. Ben is twelve.
Speaker 1: Giselville is like, Tom needs to be home. This is
Speaker 1: a quote from Giselle, and she says about his return
Speaker 1: back to the football field quote, Obviously, I have concerns.
Speaker 1: This is a very violent sport, and I have my children,
Speaker 1: and I would like him to be more present. I've
Speaker 1: definitely had those conversations with him over and over again.
Speaker 1: But ultimately I feel that everybody has to make a
Speaker 1: decision that works for them. He needs to follow his
Speaker 1: joy too. She goes on to say, I've done my
Speaker 1: part when referring to raising the children, which is to
Speaker 1: be there for Tom. I moved to Boston. I focused
Speaker 1: on creating a cocoon and a loving environment for my
Speaker 1: children to grow up in and to be there supporting
Speaker 1: him and his dreams. Okay, gezo, this man Tom Brady
Speaker 1: is forty five years old. If he plays for another
Speaker 1: three years, which would be crazy and I don't think
Speaker 1: would happen, But say he hypothetically did, was like, I
Speaker 1: want to play for another two or three years. And
Speaker 1: he played until and then he retired. The man is
Speaker 1: retiring in his late forties. Nobody gets to do that
Speaker 1: unless you're a professional athlete. And luckily for both you
Speaker 1: and Tom, I'm sure you have plenty of money saved
Speaker 1: up where once he retires, you don't even have to
Speaker 1: worry about working ever again. Furthermore, he has that ten
Speaker 1: year deal with Fox where he's going to be an announcer,
Speaker 1: so he's not playing violent sport, so he'll go back
Speaker 1: to work, He'll get out of the house for a
Speaker 1: few hours, and then he'll come back and be with
Speaker 1: the kids. This makes it seem like Tom Brady is
Speaker 1: a distant father, which is so ridiculous because he's home
Speaker 1: four five months out of the year. How long is
Speaker 1: the off season, Yes, when football seasons around, he's very
Speaker 1: dedicated to the sport. You know what else, though, he
Speaker 1: goes to work and then he comes home. You know
Speaker 1: who else does that? Every single family in the world,
Speaker 1: Like I, I sometimes this. I love Giselle and obviously
Speaker 1: my you know, I side with Brady on everything, but
Speaker 1: what she makes it seem like only one of them
Speaker 1: can work at a time. It's like, oh, well, if
Speaker 1: Tom's working, then I can't work. Why why are you
Speaker 1: the only couple in the world that can only have
Speaker 1: one person working at a time. That's wonderful you want
Speaker 1: to be with your kids. But I believe, and you know,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm wrong, Maybe I'm wrong, that you're able to
Speaker 1: work and spend a lot of time with your family
Speaker 1: as well. I don't know what does just l do
Speaker 1: for work. I know she's a big fashion model, but
Speaker 1: does she still do that. I think she does a
Speaker 1: ton of things. I think she's a model. I think
Speaker 1: she's a business I think she owns a lot of
Speaker 1: different companies. I'm sure she's an entrepreneur. Um. I'm sure
Speaker 1: she does a lot, you know, or did a lot.
Speaker 1: I don't know if she still does. She makes it
Speaker 1: seem like she doesn't work because she can't because she
Speaker 1: wants to be home with the kids. But so what
Speaker 1: does she want? She wants Tom to retire and then
Speaker 1: spend his entire day at home with the kids, and
Speaker 1: then she can go work. I just don't get you
Speaker 1: both can work. Let me ask you this because I
Speaker 1: never I had never heard about this up until um
Speaker 1: Sunday night football Buccaneers Cowboys, and Caitlin and I were
Speaker 1: watching and she said something along the lines of oh,
Speaker 1: that's Tom Brady, right, and I was like, yes, and
Speaker 1: she goes, I heard that him and Gizelle no longer
Speaker 1: live in the same house together. And so Caitlin was
Speaker 1: saying this, who's not even a football fan? Well, she isn't,
Speaker 1: she's she's she is a football fan. She's not. She
Speaker 1: doesn't ever ear to the ground in terms of the
Speaker 1: football sphere though, so she knew she of course, wait,
Speaker 1: she's coming down. I guess I must have misspoke. But
Speaker 1: you you said something along the lines of yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm saying it's crazy that you So she just
Speaker 1: said that, she said they were just having issues. There's
Speaker 1: been telling That's my point is that you you don't
Speaker 1: follow football as closely as I do, let's say, and
Speaker 1: yet here you are knowing more things about Tom Brady
Speaker 1: than I do. That's what I was kind of surprised about.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no no, I'm sorry, I didn't mean misquote you. No,
Speaker 1: she said that they were having issues, which they are,
Speaker 1: and apparently Jared is very passionate about this. There has
Speaker 1: there have been reports that I have read that she
Speaker 1: she moved out of the house as well. Right, So
Speaker 1: Jael moved out of the house. Well, we don't We
Speaker 1: don't know if it's confirmed or not, but we heard
Speaker 1: reports that she like bounced for a little while to
Speaker 1: like really sick of Tom Brady's crap. How long do
Speaker 1: you think it is it's going to be until Kyle
Speaker 1: moves out of the house for me, really depends on
Speaker 1: your next adventure. Uh, backpacking over she had two fingers.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's two hours or two days
Speaker 1: or two years right now. Maybe that was the peace sign.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's leaving right now. Yeah, I could be right now. Um.
Speaker 1: We've been on very different sleep schedules lately because I
Speaker 1: just got back from Pakistan, obviously, and the first night,
Speaker 1: what happened. The first night, I woke up at like
Speaker 1: three in the morning and I was just like was
Speaker 1: just down on the couch, like working on my computer.
Speaker 1: And then she came down and she's like, what the
Speaker 1: hell have you been doing since three in the morning.
Speaker 1: And then two nights ago, I woke up at like
Speaker 1: one in the morning and I just started painting the
Speaker 1: house because we had a bunch of stuff I had
Speaker 1: to paint, and so I was just going around painting
Speaker 1: the house. Uh, and then last night, I didn't go
Speaker 1: to bed until two am because today we're driving to
Speaker 1: Colorado and we're supposed to leave at five am, and
Speaker 1: I didn't go to bed till two. So now obviously
Speaker 1: we did not necessarily do that. But that's a little bit,
Speaker 1: uh sorry off topic. It's interesting. Are you guys going
Speaker 1: to a Broncos game. We're going to my friends from
Speaker 1: high school's wedding on tomorrow, and then Saturday, I'm playing
Speaker 1: golf with Ben Higgins. You know Ben? Right? No, I
Speaker 1: never heard of him. And then Sunday we're going to
Speaker 1: a Broncos game, Broncos Texans. It's the matchup of the week.
Speaker 1: Everyone uh is excited for the Broncos Texas. I mean,
Speaker 1: you guys better win that game. Obviously you do not
Speaker 1: lose to Houston at home. Um, what's your guys football
Speaker 1: schedule this week? Oh? Well, I mean both the Pats
Speaker 1: and the Bucks are playing at once, so I'll be working,
Speaker 1: so I don't get out usually till about two on Sundays,
Speaker 1: so I'll catch the first half at work and then
Speaker 1: I'll come home and watch it. But it's right, they
Speaker 1: play at one Eastern time, which is ten am. Yes,
Speaker 1: I know, very good. I was thinking about this actually randomly.
Speaker 1: I think maybe on what was it, maybe Monday Night Football.
Speaker 1: I was like, man, I could not imagine living on
Speaker 1: the East Coast solely because I can't imagine going to
Speaker 1: bed at eleven pm after watching like Monday Night football
Speaker 1: or something like that. It's kind of nice though, because
Speaker 1: you just like are watching it and then fall asleep
Speaker 1: immediately as as it ends, you just tip over on
Speaker 1: the couch. It's fantastic. I think the best time to
Speaker 1: watch football is whatever is it? What are the time
Speaker 1: zones Eastern Pacific, Central Mountain now, and so maybe Central
Speaker 1: time whatever. Whenever football starts at noon, I think that's
Speaker 1: probably the best time because then you're in bed by
Speaker 1: ten thirty. The ins over at ten thirty. That's literally perfect.
Speaker 1: On a Sunday, I think West Coast is best because
Speaker 1: then the games are all over by nine pm and
Speaker 1: then you can like, yeah, ten AM's way too early
Speaker 1: for football to start. I want Sunday like my ideal
Speaker 1: Sunday morning. It doesn't happen anymore because I work, but
Speaker 1: hopefully one day Sundays will be like I get my coffee,
Speaker 1: maybe I play nine holes in the morning, it's crisp outside.
Speaker 1: It feels like football weather. I get home by noon,
Speaker 1: I shower, and then all of a sudden, it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I got football for the next nine hours. I see that.
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. And it's funny because you
Speaker 1: grew up on the East Coast and so this is
Speaker 1: just ingrained in your brain and it's such a foreign
Speaker 1: idea for me that it's never crossed my mind. But
Speaker 1: I do agree with you. If you could play golf
Speaker 1: in the morning on Sunday and then get home and
Speaker 1: still watch from noon to eleven PM football, that's pretty
Speaker 1: gosh darn that's a special day right there. Better than sex.
Speaker 1: That's something that Gisele maybe wouldn't appreciate very much, but
Speaker 1: I know that Tom Brady and his fans would. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you have any thoughts on this scenario? I mean,
Speaker 1: I if you're talking about the macro, it's about like
Speaker 1: balancing work and relationships, even though I think that's all
Speaker 1: bs right now, because there's no reason for Tom and
Speaker 1: Gizell to have to balance work life right now, like
Speaker 1: they could do whatever they want. Let Tom played football
Speaker 1: for the next two years or however long he wants
Speaker 1: to play. He's still going to retire, He's still going
Speaker 1: to be at home. It's like, good God, I think
Speaker 1: it's so when you were reading it or summarizing it,
Speaker 1: the thing that really stuck out to me was Gizell
Speaker 1: saying something among the lines of um, Tom Brady going
Speaker 1: out and chasing his dreams, and the way that it
Speaker 1: was brought up, it sounded like she was saying, like, oh,
Speaker 1: Tom's just going out and chasing these silly dreams of
Speaker 1: his as if kind of like diminishing the crazy stuff
Speaker 1: that he's done. Like he's already the greatest of all time.
Speaker 1: And and here's and the thing with it too, like
Speaker 1: if he retired at the end of this year, if
Speaker 1: you retired tomorrow, he still would be considered the greatest
Speaker 1: of all times. Like what else do you have to prove?
Speaker 1: I can see that side of it, Um, But if
Speaker 1: Tom Brady could play until he was forty eight, like
Speaker 1: maybe win one more Super Bowl, maybe you win two
Speaker 1: more Super Bowls, like and then have the rest of
Speaker 1: your lives to be happy and like insanely wealthy and
Speaker 1: beautiful and raise your kids all this stuff. I just think,
Speaker 1: with how much time Tom Brady potentially has left. Giselle
Speaker 1: should let him navigate that on his own, and she
Speaker 1: shouldn't be a force pulling him away from football. He
Speaker 1: should be pulled away from football on his own, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And of course, as you get older in life, there's
Speaker 1: probably more sacrifices he needs to make. He's nine his
Speaker 1: early twenties where he could just be solely focused on football.
Speaker 1: You know. Of course, there's games for his kids that
Speaker 1: he wants to go to, or dances or you know,
Speaker 1: family affairs together that they want to go to. And
Speaker 1: you know, listen, if Tom is saying, no, I don't
Speaker 1: want to go to any of those, I just want
Speaker 1: to play football, then of course, yes there's an issue.
Speaker 1: I don't feel that's the case. Seeing how he just
Speaker 1: took eleven days off of training camp to figure out
Speaker 1: something within his family. Nobody still knows what the hell
Speaker 1: that was all about, but it does like it feels
Speaker 1: like he's still with his family all the time. He
Speaker 1: spends a lot of time with them, and he just
Speaker 1: also works, you know, a lot half the year. You know,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people out there that would take
Speaker 1: that immediately be like, oh, I get my husband home
Speaker 1: for five months. Yeah, right, attention. Caitlin was also saying
Speaker 1: that Gizella was saying she wished she had more help
Speaker 1: from Tom, and I was kind of like, well, aren't
Speaker 1: they super rich? Can't they just like hire someone to
Speaker 1: help with the kids. I doesn't unders. I mean, of course,
Speaker 1: you want your kids to be raised by their father,
Speaker 1: not some like O pair or whoever it is. But um,
Speaker 1: it just seems I don't know, it's it seems like
Speaker 1: it's probably being over reported today. I bet you it's
Speaker 1: not as big of a deal as it really is.
Speaker 1: Just TMZ like spinning it. Oh really, I think it's
Speaker 1: a very big deal. I've I think Brady looks terrible,
Speaker 1: and I think it's because Brady Brady looks sad man.
Speaker 1: He looks depressed, like there is something going on in
Speaker 1: his life right now. That's why I give a lot
Speaker 1: of validation to these reports. Plus, whenever there's smoke, there's fire,
Speaker 1: and there's been so much smoke about this as of
Speaker 1: late that like there's a divorce, or they're in a
Speaker 1: bad place, or she's really piste off. He's still playing football.
Speaker 1: So I definitely believe in reporting. Not to mention here's
Speaker 1: a little side fact. I'll tell you how much I
Speaker 1: know Tom Brady. So watching Sunday Night Football, he always
Speaker 1: gives a postgame interview, not at the podium, but on
Speaker 1: the field to like whenever the Sunday Night Football reporter is.
Speaker 1: And then every single time he does this, he always
Speaker 1: ends the interview with I just want to say, how
Speaker 1: do my family? My wife, my mom, I love you,
Speaker 1: my kids. UM like, I'll see you guys soon. He
Speaker 1: I'm not joking. There's like YouTube compilations of this. He
Speaker 1: always does this. I was waiting to hear it on
Speaker 1: Sunday because they played Sunday n Football against the Cowboys.
Speaker 1: He was doing his postgame interview, and I know that
Speaker 1: he always says these things, so I was like, I
Speaker 1: want to see I want to hear it. I want
Speaker 1: to hear him say I just want to say how
Speaker 1: to my wife, my kids, because you know, there's obviously
Speaker 1: been a lot of reports. Dude. The interview ended and
Speaker 1: she was like thanks Tom, and he goes, thank you
Speaker 1: very much and walked away. He didn't say it this time,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, that because he all, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm not joking, always takes a second to say I
Speaker 1: just want to say how did my my wife, my kids,
Speaker 1: I love you very much, like go to bed something
Speaker 1: like that, And he didn't do it this Sunday. And
Speaker 1: he's aware there's nobody more aware of tom Brady's image
Speaker 1: than Tom Brady, and so he knows all the reports
Speaker 1: that are going on. He knows that there's a lot
Speaker 1: of reports that there's tension between images l So if
Speaker 1: he wanted to put these reports to bed and say, no,
Speaker 1: it's being blown out of proportion, we're actually doing just fine,
Speaker 1: he would do the things he usually does, which is
Speaker 1: I want to say, how did my wife, I love
Speaker 1: you very much? And he didn't do it, and it
Speaker 1: was definitely he definitely did it intentionally. How do you
Speaker 1: think this affects Lebron's legacy? Lebron? Where the hell did
Speaker 1: we get this from? Did you ever see those comments
Speaker 1: on ESPN where it's like they're talking about like women's
Speaker 1: college volleyball and people are always like, how does this
Speaker 1: affect Lebron's legacy? Oh? Yeah, always back to the Lebron anyway,
Speaker 1: That's my thought on Tom Brady. Do you have any
Speaker 1: finishing thoughts? So should we move on? To the next
Speaker 1: hot topic. So finishing thoughts Tom Brady, Um, Nope, no
Speaker 1: finishing thoughts. I like him as a person. It's hard
Speaker 1: for me to say that because he's beat so many
Speaker 1: times in football, but you guys have also done him
Speaker 1: a lot. We beat him a couple of times. But
Speaker 1: you gotta respect that. You gotta respect the greatness that
Speaker 1: he has. That's got the same with Lebron. I hate
Speaker 1: Lebron when he first came into the NBA. Now I
Speaker 1: really respect him. I think he's one of the best
Speaker 1: athletes in the history of the world. Same with Tom Brady.
Speaker 1: So um, I hope they figure it out. I don't know.
Speaker 1: My thing is, it's like, like you said, he's gonna
Speaker 1: retire at forty six, that's still twenty years earlier than
Speaker 1: like the standard in America to retire, and he's gonna
Speaker 1: retire with probably a thousand times more money than the
Speaker 1: normal person retires with in America. Like the situation is
Speaker 1: really good and to to like compile it to make
Speaker 1: it seem really bad is um. I get it. Like
Speaker 1: they've they've come from such a life of like liberties
Speaker 1: and luxuries and stuff where they can just basically take
Speaker 1: whatever they want, and right now, Giselle wants Tom Brady
Speaker 1: to be around more, and that's one thing Tom Brady can't. Like, literally,
Speaker 1: the one thing Tom Brady can't do is be around more.
Speaker 1: Like time is the most valuable resource for him right
Speaker 1: now and he can't offer that too. So I get it.
Speaker 1: I get where they're both coming from. But it's like
Speaker 1: the guy is you know, if he's forty six and
Speaker 1: playing quarterback in the NFL, that in and of itself
Speaker 1: as a feat. He was the first forty five year
Speaker 1: old to ever start an NFL game on last week, right, Like,
Speaker 1: that's insane. And he still is going to be like
Speaker 1: one of the people contending for an m v P
Speaker 1: this year. That's insane. When Brett Farve was playing at
Speaker 1: the end of his career, he was like forty two
Speaker 1: playing for Minnesota, I think, and he was and he
Speaker 1: was so bad. Well he had that he had that
Speaker 1: one good year and then he sucked afterwards. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: he's fine, Like he had flashes of brilliance and stuff.
Speaker 1: But Tom Brady consistently is like the best, like the
Speaker 1: top three best quarterback in the league. And it's just
Speaker 1: it's crazy to me. That. Uh, someone is trying to
Speaker 1: take that away from us. You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: I was trying to take that away from us. Uh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just it's it's not you know. I wish the best,
Speaker 1: but I gotta if you know, I I want to
Speaker 1: choose whatever option is, uh, the option that Brady still plays.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize Dean Deanie Babies that there was a
Speaker 1: hot topic about you. Yeah. I thought that's the first
Speaker 1: thing you're gonna bring up. I didn't see the Tom
Speaker 1: Brady want. So thanks for let let's get our vocal
Speaker 1: chords warm. Do you want me to read this or
Speaker 1: do you want to read this? Well, you read the
Speaker 1: one about Tom Brady, so I guess I can read
Speaker 1: the one about Kaylin. Yeah. I feel like it's appropriate
Speaker 1: if you just really comes from the horse's mouth from
Speaker 1: the beginning. Yeah, let's see. So she's I was gonna
Speaker 1: overhear me and come down at some point. Can wait.
Speaker 1: It's gonna make the podcast even better. So here is
Speaker 1: the headline in our email. It says Kaylin Miller Keys
Speaker 1: reveals she and Dean might elope. We just want to
Speaker 1: focus on our love via people. Um, I actually haven't
Speaker 1: read this or heard about this, so let me just
Speaker 1: go ahead and give a quick synopsis for all my
Speaker 1: synops sisters and brothers out there. Uh. So she was
Speaker 1: in New York Fashion Week in New York for the week.
Speaker 1: She was New York Fashion Week in New York, thank you,
Speaker 1: where they had a fashion week and Okay, hey, Kaylyn,
Speaker 1: can you actually summarize this for me? So we're talking
Speaker 1: about this headline, Kaylen reveals she and Dean might elope.
Speaker 1: We just want to focus on our love. Can you
Speaker 1: come to any of the microphone. Yeah, I'm gonna got
Speaker 1: the shower, so I'm just gonna move the microphone over
Speaker 1: here out of frame. But don't worry, we'll so here.
Speaker 1: I basically just recapped everything that you said on this podcast,
Speaker 1: and I shouted out help by secure dating, but they
Speaker 1: cut it out of the article, which is kind of annoying.
Speaker 1: But I said everything that you've already said on here.
Speaker 1: But people, so there was there any specifics. Uh, I've
Speaker 1: got a whole article here, It's like a whole big paragraph.
Speaker 1: I could read it, or I would just rather hear
Speaker 1: from you. Yeah, I mean she asked me about the truck,
Speaker 1: and I was like basically told her I don't believe
Speaker 1: in engagement rings and the man fully paying for it
Speaker 1: if it's something that I'm wearing, So I want to
Speaker 1: buy him a truck. That was our compromise. And then
Speaker 1: she asked about the wedding. Have I started wedding planning?
Speaker 1: And I was like, absolutely not. We're not even engaged yet,
Speaker 1: so yeah. And then she also asked where we're getting married.
Speaker 1: She just asked a lot of like marriage related questions,
Speaker 1: but I was like, we're not engaged. We're focusing on
Speaker 1: the engagement, but we do want to Elope and I
Speaker 1: talked about your brother's wedding and how it was just
Speaker 1: focused on their love and that's what I want our
Speaker 1: wedding to be. All right, So there you have it.
Speaker 1: That's the basic gist of what she said in this interview.
Speaker 1: And for the record, we're splitting the tru uck. I
Speaker 1: mean you may be paid like sixty percent of it.
Speaker 1: I'm paying the other. So what what's you said for
Speaker 1: the record? Okay, what's the record? Who's paying for the truck? Uh?
Speaker 1: Sixty kiln paid the down payment and I pay everything else. No, No,
Speaker 1: I did the math. I just did the math in
Speaker 1: my head. At sixty seven um, uh, we got the truck.
Speaker 1: The truck is beautiful. It's a very practical gift. Caitlin
Speaker 1: and I plan and starting in a real estate empire
Speaker 1: here pretty soon, and with that comes a lot of
Speaker 1: you know, home renovation stuff. So I'll have the truck
Speaker 1: to be able to do a lot of that stuff,
Speaker 1: a lot of lumber. Um. So that's exciting. Kln knows
Speaker 1: that she has the ring. I just have the stone
Speaker 1: for it at this moment, and I'm I'm actually I
Speaker 1: could use your advice on this situation. So I have
Speaker 1: the stone. Uh, just the stone. I don't haven't mounted
Speaker 1: in a ring yet an amount or whatever. And part
Speaker 1: of me is like, well, I want kayle Into to
Speaker 1: do the mounting because I got the stone and I
Speaker 1: got what she wanted, but I I don't want to
Speaker 1: mount it in something that she doesn't like, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. And I don't want her to have
Speaker 1: to wear amount that she would wishes was something else.
Speaker 1: And so she took it to New York with her
Speaker 1: to bring to one of her designers to get mounted,
Speaker 1: and she called me right before she walked into the store.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, well, no, let me design
Speaker 1: it and mount it for you, because I want there
Speaker 1: to be at least be some excitement and some romance
Speaker 1: in in that. You know, I mean like when I
Speaker 1: deliver the ring to her, And I asked her that question.
Speaker 1: I want her to at least have some surprise with
Speaker 1: the ring finally put all together. And my question for you,
Speaker 1: I guess it would be different for you because you
Speaker 1: did it on Bachelor, But but how did you go
Speaker 1: about picking out the design for the ring? I talked
Speaker 1: to Ashley's sister, Lauren, and she gave me a lot
Speaker 1: of the down low of what type of ring Ashley
Speaker 1: would like. And I already somewhat new just from knowing
Speaker 1: Ashley so well, what her tastes were, and um, talking
Speaker 1: to you Bachelor, I said, this is you know the
Speaker 1: ring I want? And we went back and forth about
Speaker 1: you know, the way it looks, and then they actually
Speaker 1: gave me advice because initially I wanted no halo, which
Speaker 1: is like the little diamonds that circle around the big diamond.
Speaker 1: And then the producers were like, we think you're gonna
Speaker 1: want a halo, like just judging, but like we see
Speaker 1: the ring. We're talking to Neil like we're gonna make
Speaker 1: the ring you want, but we're really thinking that hal
Speaker 1: it's gonna look better with the halo, and so I
Speaker 1: got it with the halo, which worked out because Ashley,
Speaker 1: I knew, never wanted a halo, but now after she
Speaker 1: got the ring, she was like, thank god I got
Speaker 1: the halo because I wouldn't have liked it as much
Speaker 1: without it. So I was like, huh, interesting, Um, I
Speaker 1: think for you, you should design it and mount it
Speaker 1: because I think um as wonderful as it is that,
Speaker 1: of course you want Klin to wear some thing that
Speaker 1: she loves, because she's gonna wear it every single day,
Speaker 1: I think there's also something to love about the imperfections
Speaker 1: of it because you created it, if that makes sense.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's what she'd like, but even
Speaker 1: if it was like a little bit. First of all,
Speaker 1: I think you're in creative amount of beautiful ring, So
Speaker 1: I think she's gonna love it for that. But then secondly,
Speaker 1: I think the fact that you designed it and you
Speaker 1: mounted it and put it together just adds a special
Speaker 1: layer to it that wouldn't be there had you not
Speaker 1: done it. And I think that special layer outweighs you know,
Speaker 1: any type of like perfect ring that Calen come up with.
Speaker 1: Does that make sense? Yeah, that makes sense. I'm actually
Speaker 1: looking at Ashley's ring on the internet right now. It's
Speaker 1: very pretty and it's definitely something that I would I
Speaker 1: would never walk into a jewelry store like with the
Speaker 1: knowledge that this is what I should get, because this
Speaker 1: is like ring design is so foreign to me as
Speaker 1: it is to most men. I'm sure like the halo.
Speaker 1: I can clearly see what you're talking about with the halo,
Speaker 1: and I like the halo. Yeah. I I'm worried that
Speaker 1: the ring that I end up mounting for her because
Speaker 1: like I was thinking, it's just gonna be the stone
Speaker 1: with like a nice delicate gold band because she's kind
Speaker 1: of like a minimalist jewelry approach to it. But I
Speaker 1: think it's pretty. Yeah, Ashley is beautiful. I like it's
Speaker 1: called the princess cut her diamond something else I learned,
Speaker 1: uh that, you know, if she wanted and Bachelor was
Speaker 1: like Neil Lane was like, I could do a princess
Speaker 1: cut easy. I was like, that's fantastic. But there's a
Speaker 1: lot of rings out there that don't have any type
Speaker 1: of halo or are more not even simplistic. I shouldn't
Speaker 1: say that because I'm sure the ring you're buying is
Speaker 1: very expensive. Um, but um yeah, just because it's it's
Speaker 1: like not as intricate doesn't mean that it's not any
Speaker 1: less valuable or wonderful. I wish that Bachelor would hit
Speaker 1: me up and say, hey, do you want to propose
Speaker 1: on the show, and then they would give me a
Speaker 1: free ring. Dude, there's no way they I didn't at
Speaker 1: least inquired. Um, they haven't they I don't think they
Speaker 1: really like me very much. They love you very much.
Speaker 1: And if you, dude, if you reached out and said, hey,
Speaker 1: I want to pose on the show, they would do
Speaker 1: it in a a horrible not anymore because paradis already filmed.
Speaker 1: But if you wanted to wait till next June, dude,
Speaker 1: you could have a free ring and no time. Can
Speaker 1: I get you to chime in? I just sent uh
Speaker 1: u r L in the chat. That's not this ring specifically,
Speaker 1: but like, this design is kind of what I was
Speaker 1: gonna do. I'm very excited to see this. Wow, it's
Speaker 1: a big I feel like this is a big moment
Speaker 1: for me. I'm going to see that the ring. Oh
Speaker 1: this is gorgeous. This is This isn't the ring. This
Speaker 1: is just something I googled, like I google the cut
Speaker 1: of stone and then like minimalist after it, and it
Speaker 1: would look something like that minimalist. Um yeah, I mean, dude,
Speaker 1: it's it's freaking gorgeous. I mean, I don't know Calin would.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine Calin wouldn't love that. I think that's
Speaker 1: very much of a Kalin ring, you know, actually is
Speaker 1: more like glammy, you know, so that would make sense
Speaker 1: for you know, actually have like this is like, this
Speaker 1: is very much Klinkalen's not. Of course, Ashley is a
Speaker 1: natural beauty, but like Calin's very just like she's minimalist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's a minimalist like Ashley, you know. I mean she's
Speaker 1: very open about how like she spends four hours on
Speaker 1: you know, her skincare or makeup a day or like that.
Speaker 1: So I was telling Calin, I think the ring or
Speaker 1: the stone I got her is too big, and I
Speaker 1: think that's gonna be really gaudy looking, and she said
Speaker 1: and she responded was saying, no, she just she holds
Speaker 1: sometimes the stone just over her finger for hours at
Speaker 1: a time. Um, and it's not too big, I guess,
Speaker 1: but looking at some of these pictures of these emerald
Speaker 1: cut diamonds, which is the same emerald cut that I
Speaker 1: got for her, Uh, I don't know. I can't. I
Speaker 1: just couldn't imagine wearing a big, expensive ring on my
Speaker 1: finger pent at the time. Well, my piece of advice
Speaker 1: would be, if you have the option between getting a
Speaker 1: smaller stone or a bigger stone, and you I would
Speaker 1: advise to get the bigger stone if that makes because
Speaker 1: you don't want to get a ring and then put
Speaker 1: it on Kalen's finger and say, oh, and actually kind
Speaker 1: of looks small. I was wrong. You'd rather put a
Speaker 1: ring on her finger and say, oh, wow, this is
Speaker 1: a little bit big because then you can add a
Speaker 1: band and like you can do things a small you know,
Speaker 1: because what are you gonna do buy her new ring
Speaker 1: if you think it's too small. That's a good point.
Speaker 1: Another question for you is what is the um wedding
Speaker 1: band process like? Because Caitlin was like, well, do you
Speaker 1: want to get my wedding band designed at the same
Speaker 1: time at my engagement ring And my response was I
Speaker 1: literally never even crossed my mind anything about a wedding band.
Speaker 1: I know, dude. I for I didn't even know there
Speaker 1: was a wedding band. I gotta be honest. I just
Speaker 1: thought I got the wedding bed and they're like, no,
Speaker 1: woman gets a wedding bend too. She puts that on
Speaker 1: her finger along with her gagement ring. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: how many things do do do we need in order
Speaker 1: to just like sign the paperwork and say we're married?
Speaker 1: And half of your his mind, no, that's a that's
Speaker 1: a that's not a marriage that's uh what am I
Speaker 1: thinking of? What do you signed? Pretty nump pretty nu
Speaker 1: pret nuptial agreement? Um? Yeah, we Again, it was very
Speaker 1: simplistic for us because everything was through Neil Lane. So
Speaker 1: you know, after we got engaged, you know, we went
Speaker 1: to Neil Lane and uh, you know, I started looking
Speaker 1: at wedding bands and then she looked at a wedding
Speaker 1: band for her, and that's how we did it. So,
Speaker 1: I mean, you just go to a store, whatever store
Speaker 1: you buy this from, you go back and you say, okay,
Speaker 1: now we need to get you know, the wedding bands.
Speaker 1: I need one and she needs one, and then you
Speaker 1: spend more money back to the whole topic of this article.
Speaker 1: Sorry for all the tangents here, she's static. The big
Speaker 1: headline grabber here was her saying, we just want to
Speaker 1: focus on our love, and we might Elope. I don't
Speaker 1: think she said we might a loope, but she just
Speaker 1: said something about focus gonna love. Is there ever a
Speaker 1: moment where you wish that you guys had eloped? H
Speaker 1: Um No, I don't think so, because we were very
Speaker 1: lucky you got to experience it with us. We're our
Speaker 1: wedding day, our wedding weekend. The entire time planning the
Speaker 1: wedding was some of the best memories of my life. Um.
Speaker 1: So I would never want to change that by eloping. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I understand the appeal of eloping. I understand the appeal
Speaker 1: of keeping it simple and just about us and really
Speaker 1: personalize it. Um. But I think for Ashley and I
Speaker 1: because we loved our wedding so much, and not even
Speaker 1: just like the wedding itself, of course, but I think
Speaker 1: when I think back upon that day or that weekend,
Speaker 1: I always think that was the only time those people
Speaker 1: are ever going to be in the same room again.
Speaker 1: That's it. They'll like, you know, they'll never there were
Speaker 1: people in their room that spend time together that became
Speaker 1: close over that weekend that will never see each other again.
Speaker 1: And um no, that's Eastern's in my funeral. Well hopefully,
Speaker 1: Well I don't want to die before everybody else. That
Speaker 1: would suck. Everybody goes to my girl I walked down
Speaker 1: the aisle with at the wedding. Courtney. Dude, she talks
Speaker 1: about you all day, every every day. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: your name leaves her mouth at least once a day.
Speaker 1: And that experienced me and Courtney never would have had
Speaker 1: that experience had it not been for you guys getting married.
Speaker 1: So yeah, and you'll probably never talk to Corney again,
Speaker 1: you know. Just that's the way life works, right right,
Speaker 1: except at your funeral maybe, yeah, maybe at my funeral.
Speaker 1: Hopefully you guys will bull show up. Um, but yeah,
Speaker 1: it just makes me think about, you know, because I've
Speaker 1: actually and I've always felt like this that sometimes that
Speaker 1: we that we live two lives almost where we have
Speaker 1: our Bachelor of life that we're so close with and
Speaker 1: we love so many people from and it's very much
Speaker 1: a family, and then we have our real family that
Speaker 1: you know, is is kind of separate from Bachelor and
Speaker 1: the fact that those two got to blend together for
Speaker 1: a night, for a weekend is something I would never
Speaker 1: change age. And I feel like a lot of people
Speaker 1: can relate to that because you know, people have their
Speaker 1: work family and then they have their home family, and
Speaker 1: then they don't ever cross over because you know, just
Speaker 1: schedules and everybody's got things going on, unless you have
Speaker 1: like a big event like a wedding or a funeral
Speaker 1: where it brings people together. Yeah, that's true. I guess
Speaker 1: it's I don't know. I know that we've talked about
Speaker 1: it quite a bit on this podcast, like what we're
Speaker 1: gonna do, and I guess that what I've come to
Speaker 1: realize is that an elopement is typically the guy getting
Speaker 1: what he wants, and a wedding is typically what the
Speaker 1: girl getting what she wants. Because from what I've gathered
Speaker 1: through the internet, I guess is eloping like, no girl
Speaker 1: ever dreams of an elopement when they're a child. You know,
Speaker 1: every girl dreams of having their wedding with all their
Speaker 1: friends there and all that kind of stuff. Um, no
Speaker 1: one ever really dreams of just running away getting married.
Speaker 1: I guess. So I don't know if that's what we'll do,
Speaker 1: but we'll see. Well, I think you can make an
Speaker 1: elopement very romantic. You know, it doesn't have to people like,
Speaker 1: would it be considered an elopement? Well here, let me
Speaker 1: let me start with this. What is the technical definition
Speaker 1: of getting eloped? Um, that's a really good question. I'll
Speaker 1: give you the technical definition right now. Because is it
Speaker 1: just going to the courtroom? Is that getting eloped? Because
Speaker 1: what if you just have like a private ceremony between
Speaker 1: you and like very just like a few of your friends,
Speaker 1: would that be getting eloped? It's to run away secretly
Speaker 1: with the intention of getting married, usually without parental consent.
Speaker 1: Well that's not what I'm thinking. Yeah, it wasn't really
Speaker 1: what I was thinking either. I thought it was just
Speaker 1: kind of like foregoing in the traditional uh way of
Speaker 1: having a wedding and going to like Italy or something
Speaker 1: and just getting married real quick. Yeah. My point being
Speaker 1: is that I think eloping is a vague definition. So
Speaker 1: I think, like, if you were like, hey, let's invite
Speaker 1: a few of you know, the our closest people that
Speaker 1: we love, ten people to the beach this Saturday, where
Speaker 1: we get married in like a very small ceremony, is
Speaker 1: that getting eloped? Because I would think it is and
Speaker 1: I don't think that would fall under the category of
Speaker 1: a lopement. So book, you have to have witnesses, don't you.
Speaker 1: So somebody's got to go to your wedding even if
Speaker 1: you get eloped or no, maybe maybe just like the
Speaker 1: people in the courtroom of the witnesses, the pastor or
Speaker 1: the whoever is the one that does it, I don't
Speaker 1: know who the heck knows. I guess the point is
Speaker 1: we still uh. I mean, obviously, why would we have
Speaker 1: anything planned. We're not even freaking engaged yet. I'm I've
Speaker 1: been wondering. Um, Caitlin and I have both agreed to
Speaker 1: propose to each other, and I obviously know what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do, but I'm still wondering what the heck she's
Speaker 1: gonna do. She seems very convinced that she's gonna do
Speaker 1: it before me. Will you be disappointed if she proposes
Speaker 1: it before you? I would be a little bit, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would be. But I don't think she's going to. Um,
Speaker 1: We've talked about it a little bit, and she seems
Speaker 1: to think that because I haven't gotten the ring mounted yet,
Speaker 1: that she is a certain that she's going to do
Speaker 1: it before me. But I don't think so, because I
Speaker 1: don't I I don't have anything in my in my
Speaker 1: calendar blocked for any type of thing that I think
Speaker 1: that she would do for me, well that you know of.
Speaker 1: I mean, what if she's been able to talk to
Speaker 1: this podcast and has been like I need Dean to
Speaker 1: think that he's actually recording, and then what's going to
Speaker 1: happen is that I'm going to walk in Maybe should
Speaker 1: contact Like maybe it's a golf outing. You think you're
Speaker 1: going golfing and then all of a sudden you turn
Speaker 1: on the seventeen and then there's Kalin on the green.
Speaker 1: I don't think that'd be a good idea. I think
Speaker 1: that'd be pretty I'd be pretty upset about that. I'd
Speaker 1: be like, well, I just want to golf though, Yeah, Like, babe,
Speaker 1: that's great and I love you and of course I
Speaker 1: want to say yes, but can I finish the eighteen?
Speaker 1: Could you imagine getting proposed to on a podcast? No?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Oh yeah I didn't, ca Ca, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: just kidding. That was that was a pretty fitting way
Speaker 1: for them to get engaged. Um, but perfect way. Not
Speaker 1: for me, but it's for them and it's not supposed
Speaker 1: to be for me. Why the heck would it be
Speaker 1: for me. I'm really happy for them. Um, if Ashley
Speaker 1: were to propose to you, how do you think she
Speaker 1: would do it? She would definitely incorporate movies probably. Um.
Speaker 1: You know, I saw one engagement years ago where a
Speaker 1: guy created a fake trailer and he had his girlfriend
Speaker 1: in the movie theater. He was able to work it
Speaker 1: out with the theater and they started playing the trailer
Speaker 1: on the screen and she it was so it, dude,
Speaker 1: it was quite intricate and so awesome, And I think
Speaker 1: I actually would do something like this where she went
Speaker 1: with her friends. Her friends intentionally made her late to
Speaker 1: the movie, so they walked into the theater where it
Speaker 1: was already pitch black, so she couldn't see anything. They
Speaker 1: found seats like in the middle. They're like, okay, perfect,
Speaker 1: these seats still viable. So they sit down. Trailers start playing,
Speaker 1: and then a trailer pops up and it looks like
Speaker 1: a homemade video and it's like this guy with the
Speaker 1: hood on you can't see him, and it's like in
Speaker 1: a quest to find love and does it that? And
Speaker 1: it's like following, and then all of a sudden, she
Speaker 1: realizes she's like, wait a minute, like that, I know
Speaker 1: that place, and I know that place, and then you
Speaker 1: find out that it's her fiance like going through like
Speaker 1: he's going through all these obstacles to try to get
Speaker 1: the woman he loves blah blah blah blah blah. And
Speaker 1: then she realized is kind of what's going on. Then
Speaker 1: there's a live camera at the last shot and it's
Speaker 1: him walking into the theater. And then he walks into
Speaker 1: the theater, he proposes, the lights come up and it's
Speaker 1: all of her friends and family in the theater, and
Speaker 1: that she didn't notice because the theater was pitched black
Speaker 1: when she first walked in. Would you say that a
Speaker 1: proposal like that? Do you think that they did it
Speaker 1: for the internet likes more so than they did for
Speaker 1: the love of each other, or maybe just joining of
Speaker 1: the two in a bit? I don't know. I guess
Speaker 1: you could say that about anything. Did Ashley and I
Speaker 1: get proposed proposed on Bachelor in Paradise for the clout
Speaker 1: or for our love? Mike? You know, well, not both exactly.
Speaker 1: You know, if we're gonna get engaged, let's get some
Speaker 1: Instagram followers while we're at it, Yeah, and get a
Speaker 1: free ring to you, lucky son of a gun. Well,
Speaker 1: that was the big one, honestly did. I was bartending
Speaker 1: at the time, and I was like Ashley, you know,
Speaker 1: you know Ashley, she's very um high maintenance. So I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm never gonna be able to afford a
Speaker 1: ring for Ashley that she's gonna love. And then of
Speaker 1: course Bachelor called and was like, would you want to propose?
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, I do get a free ring, baby,
Speaker 1: and it all worked out and the rest is history,
Speaker 1: and it all worked out. Well. I think that's probably
Speaker 1: gonna do it. For this week's episode of Help I
Speaker 1: Suck at Dating? Right, did we touch on all the
Speaker 1: things we wanted to touch on? Yeah? There was also
Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio and g j he did are rumored to
Speaker 1: start dating, which is pretty crazy that Tyler Cameron's ex
Speaker 1: girlfriend is now dating DiCaprio. That's pretty good, but we
Speaker 1: don't really need to talk about that. I don't know
Speaker 1: why it's such a big deal. I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: because anytime DiCaprio is in a relationship or out of relationship,
Speaker 1: it's it's headlines. So, yeah, he's dating Gadid, but she's
Speaker 1: twenty seven, so she's a little old for him, two
Speaker 1: years older than his uh than his supposed limits. But
Speaker 1: he's grown. He's yeah, he's finally growing a little bit.
Speaker 1: That's really good. We're seeing it right in front of
Speaker 1: our eyes. Yeah, he must be listening to help us,
Speaker 1: like a dating Maybe him and Giselle will date at
Speaker 1: some point after Gizelle dumps Tom. As long as Tom's
Speaker 1: still playing, that's all I care about. Do you think
Speaker 1: do you think there's any possibility, let's say, like in
Speaker 1: six years, where they just decide mutually to call it quits,
Speaker 1: and Tom's like, you know what, now that I'm single,
Speaker 1: I'm going back to the NFL. He's fifty one years old,
Speaker 1: he hasn't played in four years, but he's got nothing else,
Speaker 1: so why not just go back and play quarterback for
Speaker 1: the Toronto Argonauts or something like that, the new expansion
Speaker 1: team in the NFL. The one thing I've learned in
Speaker 1: my experience rooting for Tom Brady for over twenty years
Speaker 1: is that you never bet against that man to do anything.
Speaker 1: So sure, why not? Yeah he'd come back when he's sixty,
Speaker 1: Who the hell knows? You know what? I actually kind
Speaker 1: of feel sorry for for you guys, for you guys
Speaker 1: being Tom Brady fans, because, like you said, twenty years,
Speaker 1: it really just kind of struck a chord more than
Speaker 1: twenty years, twenty two years, whatever it is. Years. You
Speaker 1: guys have lived so much of your life, a majority
Speaker 1: of your life, supporting this guy's question football, and I
Speaker 1: can't I can't imagine the pain you're gonna feel when
Speaker 1: that is now over. Yeah, I don't know what the
Speaker 1: hell I'm gonna do with myself. It's I only have
Speaker 1: known sports with Tom Brady. I mean when I was
Speaker 1: a kid, but I was twelve years old, Like, I
Speaker 1: don't remember too much about sports before that. And uh
Speaker 1: so he came into my life in such an influential
Speaker 1: part and then like dude, it's crazy. Man. He was
Speaker 1: my favorite athlete as a kid. He was my favorite
Speaker 1: athlete in high school. He was my favorite athlete in
Speaker 1: my twenties, and now as a grown adult, a father
Speaker 1: at thirty three years old, he still my favorite athlete.
Speaker 1: It's it's insane. So yeah, I don't know what the
Speaker 1: hell I mean. People are like, people ask why I'm
Speaker 1: so invested in this man's life. Oh, I don't know
Speaker 1: He's been a huge part of my life for twenty years.
Speaker 1: Like you know, when you talk about Dad's, like everybody
Speaker 1: has that athlete that's you know, a guy or or
Speaker 1: a dad or something you know where it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: Wayne Gretzky, like Jordan's or Larry Bird and it's like, dude,
Speaker 1: all those guys played for so long and they were
Speaker 1: so awesome and they were the best, but they played
Speaker 1: for like ten maybe twelve years. Brady double that investment level,
Speaker 1: and then you have what I have with Brady, right. So,
Speaker 1: I mean, like I said, I don't know what you're
Speaker 1: gonna do when that retirement ultimately ends up coming. I
Speaker 1: don't know what either. I think it's I think it's
Speaker 1: happening after this year. I think it's all done. I
Speaker 1: think you know what. I would say, you're right, But
Speaker 1: like you said, you can never count Brady out. And
Speaker 1: like we were kind of mentioning earlier, he still is
Speaker 1: playing at such a high level. You know, physically he
Speaker 1: could play one to two to three more years, maybe more,
Speaker 1: who who the hell knows, especially I don't think you.
Speaker 1: I don't think he was hit a single time in
Speaker 1: that Cowboys game, and the Cowboys have a pretty good defense,
Speaker 1: so it's like, if he's not getting hit, they're winning games,
Speaker 1: why wouldn't you except for the obviously the pressure from home. Um,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, oh, I was gonna ask, actually,
Speaker 1: once Tom Brady ends up leaving the football sphere, what
Speaker 1: who's your fallback? Uh favorite athlete going to be? Well?
Speaker 1: I mean I'll still I mean, I always still root
Speaker 1: for the Paths obviously all of the paths as a
Speaker 1: favorite athlete in all four sports? Who is my number
Speaker 1: two right now? I love Protrice bergeron for the Bruins,
Speaker 1: um Xander Bogart's I'm praying that he stays with the
Speaker 1: Red Sox. Probably one of those guys. And then always
Speaker 1: like you know, I don't know, I mean this page.
Speaker 1: You know, Mac Jones is obviously good. I like him
Speaker 1: even though people are overrating him. But he's still good.
Speaker 1: I like him anyway. The people do not want to
Speaker 1: hear this. I promise you, poor people. Anybody who's still
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast, thank you because you're a true fan.
Speaker 1: M thank you for helping me afford Kalin's engagement ring.
Speaker 1: Because you're listening to this podcast, that's all. You're basically doing.
Speaker 1: It's not all you're doing. You're obviously being thoroughly entertained
Speaker 1: the past uh the hour or so, so that's really great.
Speaker 1: But but yeah, I appreciate that because I don't have
Speaker 1: the luxury of Bachelor producer's paying for my ring. He
Speaker 1: sent up a bit just call him in, They'll have
Speaker 1: you on in two seconds. That will do it. For
Speaker 1: this week's episode of Help I Suck at Dating, make
Speaker 1: sure you tune in next week, where hopefully we all
Speaker 1: suck just a little less. Follow help by Suck at
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