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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's helped two companies come together

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Speaker 1: for one incredible new product, Red Bull and Pepto Bismol

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Speaker 1: for something called Turbo Tummy, an energy drink that helps

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Speaker 1: you stay up all night to get out the squirts.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, God, that would actually work.

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Speaker 2: Nicole would buy this.

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Speaker 3: I think it'd be an endless cycle of needing more.

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Speaker 2: That's why it's such a great idea.

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Speaker 1: Get your twenty four pack of Turbo Tummy out a

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Speaker 1: Walmart near you thanks to plaguing with caffeine. That's the

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Speaker 1: good feeling of Laser Stories, the segment where we read

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Speaker 1: weird news stories around the globe.

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Speaker 2: Just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 2: Those other bowel blasters just don't.

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Speaker 1: First laser story is out of the prize parlor. Does

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Speaker 1: everybody here remember the publisher's clearing house commercials? Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: those ones where the people would show up on someone's

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Speaker 1: random porch with a TV camera, balloons, and a big

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Speaker 1: old check.

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Speaker 4: I remember getting the mailers that like you would fill

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Speaker 4: out in order to win a.

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Speaker 1: Pop that I was waiting outside the days of the thing,

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Speaker 1: and my mom would be like, Honey, I know we

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Speaker 1: enter the publisher house, but like.

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Speaker 2: It's very unlikely that we win. I'm on watch. I'm

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Speaker 2: not even joking. My mom literally was like, honey, you

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Speaker 2: need to stop. I was looking for the van, like

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna see the van coming imnute. We're gonna win.

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Speaker 2: So hopeful.

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Speaker 1: Back in twenty twelve, a thirty five year old man

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Speaker 1: named John Wiley was one of those people. He was

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Speaker 1: even featured in their commercials, freaking out after they came

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Speaker 1: up to his home and told him he'd won five

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars a week for the rest.

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Speaker 2: Of his life.

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Speaker 3: And he's only in his thirties.

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Speaker 2: Ye sweek.

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Speaker 1: Back then, he had a choice to take the five

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Speaker 1: k a week or the instant lump sum and walk

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Speaker 1: away a multi millionaire.

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Speaker 3: Top decision.

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Speaker 2: He chose to stay with his weekly. I'm smart, that's

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Speaker 2: the better one. Well now I'm guessing he regrets it. Oh,

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Speaker 2: trust to keep that up.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, because Publisher's clearing house just declared bankruptcy.

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Speaker 4: You know it's bad if he left this called it

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Speaker 4: yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: And they've had at least ten former winners of Forever

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Speaker 1: prizes like John who will no longer receive their payments.

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Speaker 3: So, my god, I don't have to They don't have

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Speaker 3: to keep honoring that.

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Speaker 2: How they don't have any money If there's no money,

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Speaker 2: I was thinking the same tho. Still, there's got to

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Speaker 2: be illegal.

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Speaker 1: So for him, the check stopped coming a few months ago,

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Speaker 1: and he says he was definitely not prepared for it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because you plan your entire budget on getting an

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Speaker 4: extra five k a week.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I spend four dollars every week.

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Speaker 3: It's multiple boats.

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Speaker 2: Let's listen to him to talk about it.

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Speaker 1: I thought, why didn't they give me a heads up?

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Speaker 2: Hey, we're going on a business, you know.

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Speaker 3: But no, it's like somebody just cut the cord.

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Speaker 2: Sold like jet Ski sold be trailer.

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Speaker 4: I had a little bit of money left over, and

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Speaker 4: that's what I'm living on right now.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose my home.

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Speaker 2: Oh so now I know we it's it sounds really bad.

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Speaker 1: But even though John in that time collected over three

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Speaker 1: million dollars across the twelve years, he didn't.

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Speaker 2: Save any of it. He didn't invest that all, and.

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Speaker 1: He didn't work the entire time, so he's not qualified

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Speaker 2: One week invested.

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Speaker 1: Five thousand and spend the other three year I don't know,

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Speaker 1: didn't even pay jet Ski for.

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Speaker 2: A little bit.

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Speaker 1: A company bought Publishers clearing House out of bankruptcy and

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Speaker 1: they'll continue to run new contests, but they're only paying

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Speaker 1: future winners.

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Speaker 2: So John is out of luck.

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Speaker 1: Here's been the rest of his money.

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Speaker 2: His next laser story is out of Florida Today. Here's

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Speaker 2: a question.

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Speaker 1: When someone asks to go ahead of you in a

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Speaker 1: checkout line because they only have a few items, do you.

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Speaker 2: Let them go?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I hate that. Fifteen items or less? Okay, go

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Speaker 3: to the south checkout. There's other options.

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Speaker 1: Well, a sixty five year old man named Daniel Kanal

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Speaker 1: tried it because he only had four items in his

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Speaker 1: cart compared to the people in front of him, who

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Speaker 1: had over seventy. So he asked the couple very politely

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Speaker 1: if he could go first, but they declined the offer.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, plus, they probably already have all their stuff on

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Speaker 4: the conveyor belt, like no, yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, definitely different.

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Speaker 1: Well, this did not make Daniel happy, so he tried

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Speaker 1: putting his stuff on the checkout belt anyway.

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Speaker 2: And an argument ensued.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't be a jerk, Daniel.

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Speaker 2: Let's just say Daniel didn't win.

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Speaker 1: Instead, he got upset, left his cart and stormed right

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Speaker 1: out of the store. He's sixty five years old, brook,

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Speaker 1: He's an old man daring every stuff. After that, the

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Speaker 1: couple checked out. They went over to the parking lot

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Speaker 1: and began unloading their stuff.

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Speaker 2: Into their car.

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Speaker 1: That's when Daniel ran up behind them and sprayed them

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Speaker 1: both in the face with bug spray.

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Speaker 3: Daniel then he ran.

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Speaker 2: He ran away.

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Speaker 3: Do mosquitoes are going to get you down?

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Speaker 2: The cops were called and they tracked him down.

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Speaker 1: He was arrested and charged with two counts of aggravated

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Speaker 1: battery with great bodily harm. He told police the couple

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Speaker 1: was selfish and they needed to learn their lessons.

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Speaker 2: I agree.

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Speaker 1: God one of the victims was hospitalized, but it sounds

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Speaker 1: like they'll both be okay.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's Daniel learn how do you self check out? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Or maybe learn how to be a kind person and

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Speaker 2: let them go ahead of the story. You could see

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Speaker 2: it from either way. This next laser story is out

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Speaker 2: of food News. Yay. Is there a.

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Speaker 1: Snack that's had a bigger come up in the last

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Speaker 1: decade other than pickles?

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Speaker 3: I mean does nerd clusters count as a snack food?

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Speaker 1: Because well later or not, Canada KFC is leaning into

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Speaker 1: the pickle craze.

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Speaker 2: And they are not holding back.

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Speaker 1: They've created an entire new pickled mend, showing my host a.

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Speaker 2: Picture of it. You can find it up on our

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Speaker 2: intra stories at Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: Amazing.

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Speaker 2: But what exactly is offered on the pickled menu?

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Speaker 1: The pickle sandwich, which is triple breaded fried chicken layered

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Speaker 1: with mayo, bread and butter, pickles and a dusting of

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Speaker 1: dill seasoning, is that a Canadian? Also, loaded pickle fries

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Speaker 1: are topped with mayo and dill seasoning along with fried

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Speaker 1: pickle chips for snacking or dunking pickles always.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you those loaded fries look insane like

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Speaker 4: with chopped up pickles on the top of.

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Speaker 1: That's the wild card. They pickled pepsi brine included, or.

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Speaker 3: Somebody went viral for who was it with doctor Pepper?

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Speaker 4: Did well?

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Speaker 1: KFC Canada says, it's okay if you're skeptical about it,

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Speaker 1: but the.

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Speaker 2: Bright tangy hit works.

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Speaker 1: Wonders for the drink or also for the doctor pickled

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Speaker 1: pepper Oh there you go. So be prepared to see

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Speaker 1: these items across social media in the next few weeks,

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Speaker 1: because it's gonna be.

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Speaker 2: A big deal, A big deal. No, it's a normal

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Speaker 2: amount of dill, but it's gonna be a big deal.

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Speaker 2: She's making a dial joke.

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Speaker 1: It's not a funny joke, and if you're laughing at that,

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Speaker 1: you should feel ashamed of.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought it was a blast.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of big pickles, this guy's bright green and he's

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Speaker 1: putting himself on.

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Speaker 2: The menu tonight, So order up, everybody. That's how means

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Speaker 2: Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again the same time on Monday

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.