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Speaker 1: They talk better than the excited tell me time. These

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Speaker 1: are the radio blogs on The Fresh Show, like we're

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Speaker 1: writing in our diaries, except we say them a lot.

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Speaker 1: We call them blogs. Caleb's got one today, Go Deer blog.

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Speaker 2: So I'm now I'm one hundred percent positive. But it

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Speaker 2: was it was up in the air for a while

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Speaker 2: that I am in a wedding this month that I

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Speaker 2: was never asked to be in. What. Okay, So my

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Speaker 2: friend Mattie is getting married, one of my very best friends.

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Speaker 2: I kind of always thought that I would be in

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Speaker 2: her wedding and she's really lacked. So this is the

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Speaker 2: wedding I've talked about before that is in Brazil. We

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Speaker 2: were invited this year.

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Speaker 1: Waiting went the dress shopping and.

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Speaker 2: That, Yes, this is the one I talked about.

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Speaker 1: You were supposed to go to the next day.

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Speaker 2: Yes, She's like, hey, what are you doing tomorrow in

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Speaker 2: the morning. I was like work, and she's like, do

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Speaker 2: you want to go to Dallas and see me try addresses?

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Speaker 2: I was like, uh, I don't know that I can

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Speaker 2: do that.

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Speaker 1: Oh like tomorrow tomorrow? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, She's I just call it MTL like because

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Speaker 2: she's so lucky, like She's the luckiest person I've ever met,

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Speaker 2: and that's why she's so chill, because everything just works

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Speaker 2: out for her.

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Speaker 1: So why would you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: No, So she invited you, just to be clear, to

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Speaker 1: a wedding in Brazil, like right, and it's the fourth

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Speaker 1: month of the year, so we're talking. Yeah, yeah, thirty

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Speaker 1: days ago, sixty days ago, and now you find out

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Speaker 1: you're in the wedding.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So I hadn't heard anything about a bridal party.

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Speaker 2: I asked her and it was like a little wishy watch.

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Speaker 2: She just like who was in it? Because you guys

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Speaker 2: know me, I'm a little like planner and I would

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Speaker 2: like to know obviously, and she kind of just said

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Speaker 2: oh yeah, Like that was really how she answered. I'm like, okay, cool,

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Speaker 2: So I let it go. And then a little bit

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Speaker 2: later a friend texted me and said, hey, are you

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Speaker 2: in Maddie's wedding? And I was like, well, I don't

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Speaker 2: think so, because I haven't she didn't ask me whatever,

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Speaker 2: But that's all good, no big deal. And then a

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Speaker 2: couple weeks ago, just talking to her, I sent her

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Speaker 2: a dress and I was like, I think I might

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Speaker 2: get this for the wedding, and she was like well,

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Speaker 2: you're gonna be the only one in a short dress.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, the only one attending the

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Speaker 1: wedding in a short dress, Like everyone has to get

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Speaker 1: their outfits approved. No, that's when you find out in

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Speaker 1: the damn thing.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, oh okay. She's like, but I

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Speaker 2: don't care, but if you want to look, you're gonna

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Speaker 2: look different or you know whatever. And I was like okay.

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Speaker 2: So then I started thinking, Okay, maybe I'm in this wedding.

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Speaker 2: Then she tells me, yeah, your dress needs to be

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Speaker 2: red or pink, and I'm like okay. So then I

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Speaker 2: start shopping for a dress and then she sends out

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Speaker 2: an email a couple of days ago that's a spreadsheet

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Speaker 2: of everyone in the bridal party's dresses. So I am

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Speaker 2: in the wedding, but I was never asked to be

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Speaker 2: in the wedding. And I think even with dudes like

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Speaker 2: you guys ask about your your bachelor or your your groomsmen, right,

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Speaker 2: women did.

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Speaker 1: A whole thing like where they sent a gift and

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Speaker 1: a little card.

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Speaker 2: And it's usually like a proposal, right Like women go

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Speaker 2: whole production. Yeah, which I don't need a production by

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Speaker 2: any means, but I just would have It's nice to know, right,

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Speaker 2: are you the maid of honor? You'll find I No,

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Speaker 2: I mean no, I definitely not the maid of honor.

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Speaker 2: But it's very odd. And then you know another friend

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Speaker 2: of mine askeer Hey, like who's in the bridle party?

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Speaker 2: And she was just like basically everyone who's on the Bachelorette.

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Speaker 2: So like, right, I'm like, I'm like, you are a

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Speaker 2: level of chill that's gonna kill me one day. So

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Speaker 2: I think I'm in a wedding. I'm going to Brazil

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Speaker 2: just for a weekend. Which let's just mull that over

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Speaker 2: for a second, and hopefully my visa gets approved.

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Speaker 1: You do need a.

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Speaker 2: Visa to go there. And Jason was taking my visa photos.

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Speaker 2: They weren't so great. So then I asked I asked

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Speaker 2: Rufio to take them. A lot of requirements. My hair

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Speaker 2: had to be behind my ears. I couldn't show my teeth.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't have a hat or glasses on white background,

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Speaker 2: show shadows, no light on your face. I'm like, Brazil,

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Speaker 2: You're making this hard. So I think I'm a brain.

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Speaker 1: Wow, Okay, do you know if you have any obligation?

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Speaker 1: Are you supposed to do anything. Is there a speech?

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Speaker 2: Girl, I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: You better write a speech right just in case. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I mean I was like the first one to be

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Speaker 2: with them as a couple, so I don't know.

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Speaker 1: But my speech advice to you is don't try and

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Speaker 1: be funny on purpose, because that I find that you're

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Speaker 1: you're a public speaker, you're a bit of a thespian,

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Speaker 1: so you'd be fine. No, well, but you have that,

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Speaker 1: you have it in you as a presenter. But but

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Speaker 1: what I find is, like my sister had to give

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Speaker 1: one at her best friend's wedding, and I'm like, don't.

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Speaker 1: Don't open with a joke or something. And it's not

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Speaker 1: a roast either unless you were asked, unless it was

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Speaker 1: specifically asked of you to roast, and even if it

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Speaker 1: is more than likely what you think is a roast

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Speaker 1: and what the person is expecting in front of their

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Speaker 1: parents and grandparents is different.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. By the way, I am a maid of honor

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Speaker 2: in another wedding that is not planned at all, and

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Speaker 2: that's supposed to be in the fall. Oh and the

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Speaker 2: bachelor that's supposed to be this summer, So I need

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Speaker 2: new friends.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like it you going all the way to Brazil.

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Speaker 1: You don't even know what you're doing when you get there.

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Speaker 1: I need some more information, please,