Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect
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Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of reason I please shad Dy.
Speaker 1: I am Jaselle Bryant. What's up? What's up? I'm Robin Dixon.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for being here with us once again.
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Speaker 1: We love y'all so much.
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Speaker 1: Yes, it was such that episode was so fun and
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Speaker 1: to our giveaway winners. Thank you for everyone who entered
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Speaker 1: worker at the port who he told us. Actually shout
Speaker 1: out to Derek because Derek emailed us or message me
Speaker 1: and he was like, Hey, want to let y'all know
Speaker 1: the DOC workers are probably most likely going on strike
Speaker 1: starting October first, and they need more money, and that's
Speaker 1: going to affect that's going to affect like shipping all
Speaker 1: across It's going to be like major because it's from
Speaker 1: like Maine all the way down you know, past Maryland.
Speaker 1: So like huge, huge, huge, huge.
Speaker 2: Okay, we need that fixed because if is that gonna
Speaker 2: affect my Amazon deliveries.
Speaker 1: It could affect a lot of stuff and I guess
Speaker 1: really a lot of stuff that would come from overseas, right,
Speaker 1: so stuff that has to come into the to the docks,
Speaker 1: to the ports. So you know, if you're ordering stuff
Speaker 1: on Amazon and it's local or whatever and it's like
Speaker 1: within the US, and it's fine, but if you're trying
Speaker 1: to order like some furniture or equipment, even like for
Speaker 1: my business, I'm my thankfully my stuff is here, but
Speaker 1: like the treatment beds that we have are like custom
Speaker 1: made and they come from overseas, and that could if
Speaker 1: they hadn't already arrived, that could have affected my business
Speaker 1: that I'm trying to open.
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Speaker 1: By the way, when you when I heard how our
Speaker 1: when we played like the first episode, our intro to
Speaker 1: the first episode, I like chuckle because we do sound
Speaker 1: a lot different. It's like, now we have our little
Speaker 1: like routine and how we start to show. But when
Speaker 1: we that first episode, it was like, Hi, hello, you
Speaker 1: know how y'all doing right?
Speaker 3: So come a long way we have come, which I love.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I feel like my voice has changed, like
Speaker 2: now I sound like an old lady, or so not
Speaker 2: an old lady.
Speaker 1: I sound like my voice is deeper, Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 1: It is like when you play back like the earlier episodes,
Speaker 1: it's like a little bit and then I still sound
Speaker 1: like a fourteen year old boy.
Speaker 3: That we love that we left.
Speaker 1: Okay, So.
Speaker 2: October sixth, it's been announced that the season nine of
Speaker 2: the Real Housewives Photomac is going to be back in action. Sunday,
Speaker 2: Yeah says yeah, that's happening. So we're excited about that.
Speaker 2: And then I posted I'm going Gazelle is going to
Speaker 2: be launching debuting Hate her one Woman's show of sorts.
Speaker 2: It is going to be at the City Winery in
Speaker 2: Chicago October twenty First, get your tickets.
Speaker 3: Jazelle's going to be providing you.
Speaker 2: Questions twenty one of them, twenty one shady questions me
Speaker 2: and you, and be ready for like crowd participation because
Speaker 2: I'm you know, asking y'all some questions.
Speaker 3: So it's gonna be like a lot of fun. So
Speaker 3: get your tickets, all right.
Speaker 1: Yes. Of course people were like sending this to me
Speaker 1: and they were like, what's happening?
Speaker 2: Is recentably shady breaking up? Why are You're? Like, so,
Speaker 2: Robin's busy?
Speaker 1: Like is girl coming? So why Rob? So? Yes, it's
Speaker 1: just me.
Speaker 3: Guys, okay, day So I can't leave.
Speaker 1: A house, Robin geezh. Yeah, And y'all know Robin don't
Speaker 1: want to leave the house. So you know, I'm I'm well,
Speaker 1: I'm excited for you and I hope to one to
Speaker 1: see your one woman show. Yes, yes, yes, So this
Speaker 1: Chicago is.
Speaker 2: The introduction. We'll see how Chicago goes. If Chicago gives
Speaker 2: me love, then I'll be all over the country. So
Speaker 2: Chicago is on you to give me love. If y'alln't
Speaker 2: give me love, then the show is canceled. Pressure is on,
Speaker 2: all right, So shady moment of the week.
Speaker 3: Let me be honest with y'all.
Speaker 1: I'm out of town.
Speaker 2: And I could literally write a book on the shade
Speaker 2: that's been happening in my life the past two weeks,
Speaker 2: but as of right now, I can't talk about it.
Speaker 1: So don't skip over that.
Speaker 2: And we're gonna get to this person in my life
Speaker 2: who is called Grace. Okay, in the middle of the
Speaker 2: middle of the night, remember the middle of the night,
Speaker 2: you said your phone was going off.
Speaker 1: With like a Missy Elliott's own. By the way, it
Speaker 1: happened again since I talked about it on the podcast,
Speaker 1: and it was Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker 2: Okay, which, but like, we love Kenjick, so not a
Speaker 2: two in the morning okay, Okay, we don't love him
Speaker 2: that much.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: No, there's a glitch in your phone, Robin. Let's be clear.
Speaker 2: There's a glitch. It's I don't know what it is,
Speaker 2: but it's my Pandora that I figured. I realized it's Pandora.
Speaker 2: So it's not coming from Apple Music or Spotify or
Speaker 2: anything else. It's Pandora and it just randomly just glitches.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't know. No one has told me.
Speaker 1: Somebody did email like, oh maybe your your neighbors using
Speaker 1: sharing your Spotify and your neighbors getting on it. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, okay, okay, that's not it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's my phone is just glitchy.
Speaker 2: But okay, Well, this person in my life named Grace,
Speaker 2: and I don't really know where she came from, but
Speaker 2: she's she's just in my life.
Speaker 3: It's very in the middle of that, I and my
Speaker 3: phone just starts going off like ping ping, ping ping.
Speaker 2: I didn't have my I didn't have it silence. So
Speaker 2: I was like, what is happening? What is going on?
Speaker 2: And I just rolled over and went back to sleep.
Speaker 2: When I looked at my phone, I had like maybe
Speaker 2: twelve links of things she wants me to buy her.
Speaker 2: She just flooded me with a bunch of links. At
Speaker 2: the end, it says, thanks, I l Y, So.
Speaker 1: I know why you don't know what that meant.
Speaker 3: I did not know what that meant.
Speaker 1: Thanks I l y.
Speaker 2: First of all, Grace, you I need a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 2: I'm running low blah. No, just in the middle of
Speaker 2: the night, I get like twelve like Amazon links, Like.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: Why? Grace?
Speaker 3: I don't know why you're in my life. I don't
Speaker 3: know where you came from.
Speaker 1: This. If she had time to send you twelve lengths,
Speaker 1: she had time to write out I love you like, No,
Speaker 1: you can't. No no shortcuts, no little acronyms, no whatever, No,
Speaker 1: write that ship out you want? Yes, you want me
Speaker 1: to buy twelve things for you? No, you're gonna write
Speaker 1: and I love you. I love you, mommy, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. I love you so much. You're the best
Speaker 1: mom under the son. You can give me all of that.
Speaker 2: Okay, I why I don't even know where this y'all
Speaker 2: came from. I do not, But that's the mess. And
Speaker 2: why in the middle of the night you couldn't send
Speaker 2: me all of these during the day, right?
Speaker 3: So you just up at nice going through Amazon trying
Speaker 3: to figure out what you want?
Speaker 1: Yet? No? Yeah, pretty much. You know the world revolves
Speaker 1: around them, that's it. That's totally so. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I haven't talked to her since I got this.
Speaker 1: Tell her her, like the next time, Well, do you
Speaker 1: have your email notifications today? Come? Do they ping to? No?
Speaker 1: So like, tell her next, next time you want to
Speaker 1: send me a bunch of links, like, put it in
Speaker 1: an email so that it doesn't disturb your sleep, like
Speaker 1: if it's not important. You know what I mean, because
Speaker 1: like I have my so I finally started using do
Speaker 1: not disturb while I sleep. But I do have like
Speaker 1: my family, my boys, my parents one on like they
Speaker 1: can like call and the phone will ring at anytime. Right. Oh,
Speaker 1: but actually I think the text messages don't come through. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so so if you don't have your if you have
Speaker 1: your phone on, do not just disturb, you won't hear
Speaker 1: her text messages. However, she still needs to put that
Speaker 1: shit in an email.
Speaker 2: No, next time you want to send a bunch of links,
Speaker 2: send it to your father, don't send it to me.
Speaker 2: Well that's if you do an I l y send
Speaker 2: sending at all that dut jamaal Brian.
Speaker 1: So they don't have like access to your Amazon account.
Speaker 1: Hell no, Robin Broke, I.
Speaker 3: Sell that would be bro you talk about does need
Speaker 3: to work over time?
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 3: Okay, what is your shady moment?
Speaker 1: So Carter's birthday was recent, and I tell him send
Speaker 1: me links to what you want, right, and he wants
Speaker 1: essentials clothing. Are you familiar with essentials essentials? Yeah? And
Speaker 1: you know it's it's I get him a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 1: I go to like all these different sights online, get
Speaker 1: him all like the different size, you know, the different
Speaker 1: stuff that he needs because there's you know, the availability
Speaker 1: is different in different stores, right, and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: adult extra small, that should be good. The ship gets here,
Speaker 1: it's all too big. He's like swimming in it.
Speaker 2: Wait about adult extra adult extra small, okay, extra small.
Speaker 1: Cause he's like he's like long, he's a he has
Speaker 1: a really hard body to fit because he's very skinny,
Speaker 1: but he has really long arms. So like you know,
Speaker 1: bigger sizes or small smaller sizes that might fit like
Speaker 1: his body, they don't fit his arm. So you gotta
Speaker 1: go up with his eyes. And then it's all big whatever.
Speaker 1: So we get this all this stuff, he's swimming in it.
Speaker 1: It's too small whatever, I mean, too big. And for
Speaker 1: whatever reason, this freaking brand has a final sale policy
Speaker 1: on like everything, so I cannot write, I can't exchange
Speaker 1: return any of it. I am stuck with these clothes
Speaker 1: that don't fit him. So then Corey is like, oh,
Speaker 1: what'll fit me, Like if.
Speaker 2: It's a me, Cory's like, it ain't my birthday, but
Speaker 2: I got gifts, right, So now Corey got a whole
Speaker 2: bunch of new essential a poor Carter, poor carder.
Speaker 1: It is so frustrating, Like it's so frustrated finding clothes
Speaker 1: for that boy. Today was dressed down day at his school. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, now I know why these
Speaker 1: schools have uniforms, because we were all late getting to
Speaker 1: school because he could he was, oh this is too small,
Speaker 1: this is too tight, this is.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, they gotta be fifteen. He got to
Speaker 2: be cute, yes, so I think you wears close.
Speaker 3: He got to be cute, witty.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. So finally I'm telling you he's having
Speaker 1: the worst day of his life today because finally, like
Speaker 1: one was like you better just put this on. I mean,
Speaker 1: and it was like good stuff, but he just for
Speaker 1: whatever reason, it's like I don't know not what he wanted.
Speaker 1: So he put on this little Nike sweatsuit and he
Speaker 1: was in school and I'm driving him to school the
Speaker 1: whole time and he is like so sad, so quiet,
Speaker 1: so like pensive, and like I'm I'm like boy, if
Speaker 1: you don't put a smile on your face like your
Speaker 1: your day is about to be ruined because you're getting
Speaker 1: worried about your damn outfit. Okay, so what did he
Speaker 1: turn four? What do you turn thirteen? You turn fifteen?
Speaker 3: Carter's fifteen.
Speaker 1: Rob He's still my baby.
Speaker 2: Though, Robbing, you're about to be at the end of
Speaker 2: the road, says, I'm here to tell you the end
Speaker 2: of the road is not a good feeling.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know. He's so cute. It's
Speaker 1: time to take a break. Presented by Diet Coke. For
Speaker 1: the next few minutes, we're going to tell you how
Speaker 1: we're taking a break this week. It feels like we're
Speaker 1: always on go, go, go mode with the kids and vacations,
Speaker 1: but now that summer is almost over and the kids
Speaker 1: are back to school in college, we get a little
Speaker 1: bit more free time to unwind, which means more diet
Speaker 1: coke breaks. Summers and Potomac are hot, so the best
Speaker 1: and only way to enjoy a crispy diet coke is
Speaker 1: over plenty of ice. So whether we're on the go,
Speaker 1: recording reasonably shady, or just taking a break lounging around
Speaker 1: the house, we always reach for a diet coke to
Speaker 1: quench our thirst. The lovely burn of diet coke feels
Speaker 1: crispy and refreshing with every sip. It's just what we need.
Speaker 1: I love to take a break by grabbing my diet
Speaker 1: coke and my latest crime thriller that I'm reading. Go
Speaker 1: outside in my backyard, stretch out on the hammock, and
Speaker 1: get into my book while sipping my dia coke. We
Speaker 1: want to invite you to take a break with us
Speaker 1: and enjoy a break with a diet coke, a break
Speaker 1: from the end of the summer or the back to
Speaker 1: school shuffle. Let's take a break together. We hope you
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Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 2: You know I've been waiting because you know I'm over
Speaker 2: here in on my work conference, and so we haven't
Speaker 2: been able to talk like we normally talk, Right Robin,
Speaker 2: I could wait to get on this here episodes so
Speaker 2: we can talk about the thousand bottles of baby oil.
Speaker 3: Okay, thousand.
Speaker 1: Thousand bottles of baby oil.
Speaker 2: A thousand, not a hundred, A thousand bottles of.
Speaker 1: Baby what it is?
Speaker 2: Insane?
Speaker 1: I'm sane.
Speaker 2: I love I love that they counted them and the
Speaker 2: like let us know that part. Like you know, there's
Speaker 2: probably like so much other stuff in that indictment that
Speaker 2: they couldn't let us know who. But I mean, you
Speaker 2: lost me with a thousand bottles of baby like why okay?
Speaker 1: So, so I what do you envision? I mean, of course, like,
Speaker 1: first of all, baby oil is not a safe it's
Speaker 1: not a good lubricant, like it's actually you're not supposed
Speaker 1: to use baby oil as a uberant.
Speaker 2: So I envisioned him like taking the bottle and like
Speaker 2: squirting it on people. Okay, So okay, Robert, I didn't
Speaker 2: know that you heard a thousand bottles of baby oil
Speaker 2: and you're trying to envision what he's doing with it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're.
Speaker 2: Thinking he's taking a bottle, he's squirting it around the
Speaker 2: orgy and everybody's having okay clipping slide all with each other,
Speaker 2: like I just because I'm because because baby oil is
Speaker 2: not a lubricant, you don't put baby oil down there
Speaker 2: and expected to like do what you expected to do.
Speaker 1: You need it, You need the silicon to be more.
Speaker 1: You know the you know what lubricant feels like.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's his lubricant.
Speaker 2: Clearly, that's his lubricant of choice, okay, or he's just
Speaker 2: trying to keep Johnson Johnson.
Speaker 1: Well there's lubricant. It was one thousand bottles of baby
Speaker 1: oil and lubricant. So oh so a thousand total total? Okay?
Speaker 1: That imagine being the employee who's responsible for ordering the thousands,
Speaker 1: right Like.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean because like you're not going to CBS
Speaker 2: and like buying that, Like that's like a bulk order
Speaker 2: that you might even call J and J be like
Speaker 2: one of them trucks like backing up time, back it up,
Speaker 2: drop off a crate.
Speaker 1: Or the Ember Amazon driver.
Speaker 2: I have a thousand bottles of baby oil for a mister, and.
Speaker 1: Like, where do you store? It's not like that is
Speaker 1: there like a baby oil closet?
Speaker 3: Like where are you putting all of this?
Speaker 1: I am vision? Okay? So you remember like what's that
Speaker 1: fifty Shades of Gray how he had in that book
Speaker 1: or that movie. He had like just a whole room
Speaker 1: dedicated to yeah, sex fetiships. So I just I assume
Speaker 1: as a whole section of his house that is just
Speaker 1: dedicated this to his freak offs and they're in the
Speaker 1: closet and as people, and he's like, your baby oil
Speaker 1: get I'm just.
Speaker 2: Thinking like like a urinary tract infection. I'm thinking of
Speaker 2: yeast infection. I'm just like, oh god, it's just the
Speaker 2: the the bacteria alone. But I just it's just all disgusting.
Speaker 1: I'm not aroused by the thought of this freak ofugh situation,
Speaker 1: like especially when you hear and I know, and I
Speaker 1: want to say, like, I know, we're laughing about the situation,
Speaker 1: but it is it's bad. It is very serious because
Speaker 1: there were people who, you know, from what it sounds like,
Speaker 1: we're kind of doing this because they were forced to,
Speaker 1: or they were drugged or you know. And I just
Speaker 1: can't imagine being in that situation and being aroused and
Speaker 1: wanting to be involved in that crap like after and
Speaker 1: they said it because they said it lasted for days,
Speaker 1: Like I understand, like okay, y'all, y'all at a party
Speaker 1: and whatever, you take your little ecstasy and you get
Speaker 1: a little and everyone's you know, playing around whatever, and
Speaker 1: then two hours later you're done. But like, yeah, and
Speaker 1: I'm saying this because I watched movies, not because i've
Speaker 1: This is what Robin wa Okay, both of you all
Speaker 1: who don't know what we're talking about. I don't know
Speaker 1: who you can't. You have to know we're talking about.
Speaker 1: I know you have to do.
Speaker 2: But Sean Holmes was arrested for a laundry list of
Speaker 2: things that that are like harbor, racketeering, prostitution, not prostitution,
Speaker 2: sex trafficking.
Speaker 1: Trafficking, and then prostitution like it was.
Speaker 2: You're going from from state to state or whatever, like
Speaker 2: you're yeah, what do you call it if you go
Speaker 2: across transporting state lines? Oh that's sporting? Yeahitation of sex workers?
Speaker 1: Right yeah, yes, yeah. So he is in jail.
Speaker 3: He put up or he offered to put up with
Speaker 3: no bail.
Speaker 2: He offered to put up a fifty million dollar bail
Speaker 2: and not ever speak to women except as kids and
Speaker 2: turn over his passports and the kids passports. And the
Speaker 2: judge was like, hell, no, you're flight risk. You got
Speaker 2: a plane and you didn't do it. Done too much,
Speaker 2: I personally think, and this is really the whole situation
Speaker 2: is so sad. I you know, so many people are
Speaker 2: coming out now and saying, yes he did this to me,
Speaker 2: Yes he ruined my life, Yes he beat me up,
Speaker 2: Yes I was drugged. Like it's one discussed right right,
Speaker 2: And we're all allegedly because he hasn't been convicted yet,
Speaker 2: and it's all like, as a woman and as a
Speaker 2: woman that has grown up in his era so to speak,
Speaker 2: have I been to a puffy party?
Speaker 1: I mean a puffy event, Sure have. Could I have
Speaker 1: been caught up in something like that? Maybe? So it's
Speaker 1: just it hits home.
Speaker 3: It's disturbing, and you know, I pray for any victim
Speaker 3: that is out there, like, my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that stuff, it's like, even though you know
Speaker 1: it could have been a short period of time in
Speaker 1: somebody's life, like that has consequences like that last lifetime consequences.
Speaker 1: It could really affect someone's just you know, mental and
Speaker 1: emotional health and so what he's doing. And it's kind
Speaker 1: of sick to read or hear a lot of people
Speaker 1: talk about, Oh, that's this stuff happens all the time.
Speaker 1: It's not a crime. Yes, he arrested, and you know
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, first of did y'all not see the
Speaker 1: word prostitution?
Speaker 2: And you know, it's like right, like let's call it out,
Speaker 2: like boosy, You're like, I don't understand why he getting arrested.
Speaker 1: This is just this is like an average Tuesday like
Speaker 1: this what we do? Like what?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: And like forcing people to take drugs to do this stuff.
Speaker 1: And there's it's much deeper than just a freaking orgy.
Speaker 1: It's not just an orgy like he ruined lives. He
Speaker 1: he used his power to force people to do what
Speaker 1: he wanted them to do. That is a crime, Like
Speaker 1: it's just in the the prostitution of it all. And
Speaker 1: then you know, oh yeah, you know girl, guys will
Speaker 1: fly girls out and give them a bag. That's not
Speaker 1: the same thing. We're talking about sex workers and trans
Speaker 1: in flying sex workers, you know, in to participate in
Speaker 1: these freak offs. That is prostitution. So when when has
Speaker 1: prostitution ever been legal?
Speaker 3: It's not and jugging them like it's not. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: not like Y can't do that.
Speaker 1: It's sick. And then and then you know, we know
Speaker 1: a lot of these from you know, just allegedly a
Speaker 1: lot of the females involved were girls who wanted to
Speaker 1: be in the music industry, and of course he manipulated
Speaker 1: them and you know, forced them to think that these
Speaker 1: are the things that he that they needed to do
Speaker 1: in order to excel in their career. Which how many
Speaker 1: of them can we say have actually had a great
Speaker 1: career that that you know, that has come from him.
Speaker 1: So listen in that jail situation, I was. I watched
Speaker 1: the story yesterday last night on the jail that he's in.
Speaker 1: They said it is horrible, and it's just like, oh yeah, horrible,
Speaker 1: like people have been murdered recently, like you know, there's
Speaker 1: been a multiple suicides, and I know they say he's
Speaker 1: on suicide watch, like he's supposedly like in a cell
Speaker 1: that has like plexiglass so they can look at him
Speaker 1: and stuff. Yeah, yeah, this is uh, I mean, it's
Speaker 1: horrible all the way around. I'm sure it's a it's
Speaker 1: just disgust.
Speaker 3: Feel sorry for the kids, for sorry for the girls.
Speaker 1: Imagine how much more shit we're going to hear. Remember
Speaker 1: how he settled with Cassie because he didn't want us
Speaker 1: to hear everything, and he didn't want it to go
Speaker 1: any farther. He better plead guilty and just be done
Speaker 1: if he doesn't want us to hear everything, Because I
Speaker 1: know that we're what we're hearing is not even scratching
Speaker 1: the surface.
Speaker 3: Well it's not even that.
Speaker 2: It's like people above him don't want it to be
Speaker 2: aired out what was really going on.
Speaker 1: So if this thing goes to out, I'll be shocked.
Speaker 1: I mean, it doesn't have to be people above him.
Speaker 1: It could be you know, just anyone like it could
Speaker 1: be anyone that has some sort of career that if
Speaker 1: they have ever been involved in this and their name
Speaker 1: gets put out there, and you know, they don't even
Speaker 1: have to do the people above him. But yeah, the
Speaker 1: people above them, who have like a lot of money
Speaker 1: and they can pull some strings and stuff, they probably
Speaker 1: will be trying to prevent it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, listen, I opened up my you know, my mind
Speaker 3: work place convention.
Speaker 1: Is that what it's called. You're at a conference, a
Speaker 1: work conference.
Speaker 2: But I guess you know, I bought off by social
Speaker 2: media to her almost at ever right now, But I
Speaker 2: did open up my little Instagram. I Sawcastie. She was
Speaker 2: walking around the street, she was smiling, she was happy camera.
Speaker 2: I was like, yes, right, they do on her face. Yes,
Speaker 2: I know some people in a sense of relief. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I'm not mad at.
Speaker 1: And that probably feels better to her than the money
Speaker 1: that she got, you know, like hearing that, Oh, he's
Speaker 1: like really about to get it, like you know, no,
Speaker 1: like think about it. I'm just saying, right, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: the money is great, but but think about it. He
Speaker 1: if there are so many people in positions like him
Speaker 1: who can just throw money at a problem and it
Speaker 1: goes away. But you're still a piece of ship. You
Speaker 1: still have ruined people's lives, You still have done so
Speaker 1: much damage. And so for her seeing him, you know,
Speaker 1: hopefully being brought to justice is probably even like that's
Speaker 1: that's like the icing on the cake for her for real.
Speaker 2: So absolutely now he was not walking around with a
Speaker 2: smile on their face. Who's this girl, Giselle? Because her
Speaker 2: boyfriend Jalen Hurt got engaged?
Speaker 1: How could he to me? To me, he got tired
Speaker 1: of waiting for you, Okay, waiting waiting for you.
Speaker 3: My little I'm no teeth, like he was like, you
Speaker 3: know what, she's.
Speaker 1: Gonna play these games and go on dates with dudes
Speaker 1: with no teeth. All right, I'm just gonna go and
Speaker 1: get engaged.
Speaker 2: Right, He gets engaged to longtime girlfriend Brian Burrows.
Speaker 1: Is that her name. I'm gonna assume it's briecause b
Speaker 1: r y Brie. You know, I don't know her. I
Speaker 1: don't know it. Doesn't say yourself someone, it's like Brie,
Speaker 1: I don't know her, and phonetically it's Briane. So I'm
Speaker 1: we're gonna say it's Briane.
Speaker 3: We're gonna say it's Bride. I have a problem with this,
Speaker 3: and he knows it.
Speaker 2: And Jailen, you know, we're gonna talk about this because
Speaker 2: you you didn't even tell me you was gonna get
Speaker 2: engaged girl, like you just went and did it behind
Speaker 2: my back, and you know, you my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: So it's like, why would you do this to me?
Speaker 1: I don't understand. So he didn't tell you that he
Speaker 1: was in a long term relationship with her. This is woman,
Speaker 1: this woman you just he did not. You didn't do
Speaker 1: your research. Didn't do your research.
Speaker 3: He did not, And I don't like it.
Speaker 2: I don't like it anyway, moving on, what I do
Speaker 2: like is that Kendrick Lamar is going to be headlining
Speaker 2: at the super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Okay, this has caused a frenzy. This has caused a frenzy.
Speaker 2: You know, Lil Waye his ponties Lil Wayne kee Mina
Speaker 2: everybody in the painting right because he picked Kendrick Right.
Speaker 1: Well, the super Bowl is in New Orleans, and I know, no,
Speaker 1: I get that it.
Speaker 3: Shouldn't be Wayne, Like Wayne needs to pop up right.
Speaker 1: Yeah. See, I feel like I don't know that Lil
Speaker 1: Wayne is ad a super Bowl headliner, at least not
Speaker 1: at this stage. I just I don't know. I just robin.
Speaker 1: He has hit, he has more.
Speaker 3: He has beyond hits, he downs. His hits are not
Speaker 3: what do you call it mainstream?
Speaker 1: They don't cross over. He's yeah, like, Lil Wayne is
Speaker 1: one of the best rappers, one of the best hip
Speaker 1: hop artists, but he's not mainstream enough. Kendrick Lamar became
Speaker 1: mainstream because of his beef with Drake. So you take
Speaker 1: away the beef with Drake, then no, Kendrick Lamar is
Speaker 1: not being invited to perform at the super Bowl at all,
Speaker 1: like he.
Speaker 2: Yes, so you don't he would have been Rihanna's guest
Speaker 2: like he So you don't think this is warranted. You
Speaker 2: don't think he should be headlined in the super Bowl.
Speaker 1: I'm not excited about it at all.
Speaker 2: Let me just say this, to pick and choose your
Speaker 2: words carefully because Kendrick will kill you dead with his lyrics.
Speaker 3: And if he comes for you, Robin, I'm gonna let
Speaker 3: him know.
Speaker 1: Plea. He's like, I would love to be the subject
Speaker 1: Decidey's rap disc. That would be so cool. Not thinking
Speaker 1: coming for me is not going to give him brownie points.
Speaker 2: I felt like the announcement was like appropriate, meaning like, Kendrick,
Speaker 2: you have totally taken over the hip hop game right now,
Speaker 2: right right, just right now.
Speaker 3: You've taken it over. Now, how long do you take
Speaker 3: it over?
Speaker 1: He didn't take it he did, No, he did not.
Speaker 3: Who else took it over?
Speaker 1: No one took it over. It's it's just where it was.
Speaker 1: Trust me, this is no rob If he didn't beef
Speaker 1: with Dre like stop. If he didn't beef with Drake,
Speaker 1: he would not be doing the super Bowl period.
Speaker 3: Like okay, he wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Let's someone he would be a guest artist. He would
Speaker 1: not be.
Speaker 3: Because of his beef with Drake.
Speaker 2: We were able to put a rubber stamp on the
Speaker 2: fact that he's lyrically on genius level, right.
Speaker 1: I mean he has he has enough songs to fill
Speaker 1: a Super Bowl show, I believe, but they're not still okay,
Speaker 1: but those songs still are not mainstream enough. He's still
Speaker 1: he's still not mainstream enough. He's only mainstream at the
Speaker 1: moment because of his beef with Drake. That's it, Okay, Well, Robert,
Speaker 1: if it ain't Kendrick, who is it then Drake? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a no.
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 1: What are you kidding me? Why not? Drake? Okay? Listen. So,
Speaker 1: so the kids, Wan and the kids and I we
Speaker 1: were in the car taking a road trip to a
Speaker 1: basketball tournament. So we had like a battle, like a
Speaker 1: rap battle. It wasn't between Drake and Kendrick. It was
Speaker 1: between Drake and jay Z because Drake is like Corey.
Speaker 1: Corey loves the ground that Drake walks on and we
Speaker 1: love jay Z. Yeah, but we're in the car, we're
Speaker 1: going back and forth. It's like a versus, like a
Speaker 1: Drake versus jay Z versus. And we had to admit
Speaker 1: that Corey won. We were like, we ran out of songs.
Speaker 1: I promise you if you sit and go like song
Speaker 1: for songs, Like, Drake has a lot of songs that
Speaker 1: are bangers, and maybe it's because you know, they're more modern,
Speaker 1: but yes, we Wan and Robin tapped out. We were like, okay,
Speaker 1: you like we played Jay's song, We'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is fire, yes, and then Corey would come right
Speaker 1: behind us with something else and we would be like, oh, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: So I'm telling you Drake's music catalog is it's very expansive. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's fine, but let's think about Drake right now. Right now,
Speaker 1: we can't find Drake. He's still in a corner, like
Speaker 1: he's still dead. And bearing don't buy Kendricks. It's a
Speaker 1: super Bowl, they'll they'll bring people out that haven't have
Speaker 1: had hits in a long time, but they have classics
Speaker 1: that are timeless and that our mainstream or whatever, or
Speaker 1: they're you know, of course the white people, the you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Rolling Stones, or they'll have they had Prince, Prince,
Speaker 1: you know what. Whoever, it's that, it's not a it
Speaker 1: was not always about and even.
Speaker 3: Rihanna, Rihanna to him make a song.
Speaker 2: When's the last time Rihanna had a new song five six, seven, eight,
Speaker 2: nine years and she was on the Super Bowl last year.
Speaker 1: So all I'm saying is this is a one off.
Speaker 1: This is not normal Kendrick without this Drake Beef he
Speaker 1: would not be on the super Bowl based on us
Speaker 1: he had before, and I I like his the music,
Speaker 1: the good songs. I like the good songs. Do you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? Like I like his hits.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna move on because obviously I don't like it.
Speaker 1: One. I'm not excited about it. I saw it on
Speaker 1: Instagram and I kept scrolling. I said, who cares.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh shucks, oh shucks, can't Jake lem
Speaker 2: I was all pumped.
Speaker 3: Okay, anyway, we're moving on.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So Atlanta is ranked the most educated city in the
Speaker 2: country according to Forbes Atlanta, Georgia.
Speaker 1: Because there's a lot of universities down there. I think
Speaker 1: that's what it's based on.
Speaker 3: I saw that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not based on like the population, like the
Speaker 1: people themselves. There's so many universities down there. Oh, speaking
Speaker 1: of you, wait a minute.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to say, I've been to Atlanta. No
Speaker 2: shade to Atlanta. But y'all ain't that like y'all.
Speaker 1: Not I've been to Atlanta.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what is it?
Speaker 2: Hackney love y'all? I love y'all, But okay, top educated? Yes,
Speaker 2: because there's a lot of.
Speaker 3: Okay, but just for a record, before you tell me
Speaker 3: to Arlington, Virginia is number two.
Speaker 2: Okay, Arlington, which doesn't make any sense because there aren't
Speaker 2: schools in Arlington.
Speaker 1: No, right, yeah, so now that doesn't make sense according
Speaker 1: to the According.
Speaker 2: To yes, I think it's off the rip of just
Speaker 2: like how many people in that area and their education law, like,
Speaker 2: how far they.
Speaker 1: So let's say, let's say it's not necessarily based on
Speaker 1: the fact that there's a lot of universities in Atlanta.
Speaker 1: Loan right, but because there are a lot of universities
Speaker 1: in Atlanta, they're including those people, right, Okay. And then
Speaker 1: in Arlington, a lot of those people work for the government,
Speaker 1: the you know, intelligence agencies and blah blah blah, Like
Speaker 1: you have a ton of highly educated people who live
Speaker 1: in this area. So I think maybe, yes, you know,
Speaker 1: so maybe the parameter I don't know, they're they're including
Speaker 1: the people who are in the universities because there are
Speaker 1: so many, and they're that's being educated. And then we
Speaker 1: have Saint Petersburg, Florida. It's number three.
Speaker 3: So we're gonna end this.
Speaker 1: Yeah what guy?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Don't so y'all got me back.
Speaker 2: With Arlington, Virginia. I get it, DC whatever. But Saint Petersburg, Florida,
Speaker 2: no one lives there. So this whole little survey, yes, right.
Speaker 1: Now we need to google. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: understand that. Okay, I don't know what that's based on.
Speaker 1: I would think they would have been somewhere in New
Speaker 1: York or over Stanford, California, Californias anyway, totally, Okay, you
Speaker 1: can't tell me something. Well, I was, so I do have.
Speaker 1: So we had a few people write in about the Spellman,
Speaker 1: the air conditioning at Spellman or lack there.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, right in so right in because
Speaker 2: every night my daughter like sends me a text or whatever,
Speaker 2: and she's because they have a thermometer in their.
Speaker 1: Room, right, thermostat There there we go. What's the thermometer
Speaker 1: the thing you put in your mouth or like you
Speaker 1: take your temperature? You know. Okay, so thermostat takes temperature
Speaker 1: of something meat, thermometer.
Speaker 2: Right, But a thermostat is on the wall because you
Speaker 2: have an AC unit or a heating unit.
Speaker 1: Oh right, Oh so is the oh the school provided
Speaker 1: the thermometer.
Speaker 3: So the thermometers just ow No, I think one of
Speaker 3: I think she got her roommate got it.
Speaker 1: Oh, how hot is it?
Speaker 3: And this f thing?
Speaker 1: Okay, the thermostat on the wall? Okay, so how hot?
Speaker 1: Did you know they don't have a thermostat? True?
Speaker 2: That would be like right, that's like the right thing
Speaker 2: to do. Right, So she's like, ninety two degrees, we
Speaker 2: have eighty eight degrees. We have nothing that's even remotely
Speaker 2: close to seven to come.
Speaker 1: Right, right, what's the norm? Seventy two? I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: seventy two is good.
Speaker 3: Angels room is typically eighty eight degrees.
Speaker 1: That is fantasting. That's disgusting.
Speaker 2: So she said that everybody in the dorm Spelman, I
Speaker 2: shouldn't be trash as Spelman, but I'm gonna trashy all day.
Speaker 2: It's starting to like get sick. I'm like, yeah, over
Speaker 2: there and a heat infested features. This is a peach
Speaker 2: ye yes, okay, what.
Speaker 3: About what they say?
Speaker 1: So so we had a few people write in Trey
Speaker 1: Trace Trey Raheen. We met her actually at one of
Speaker 1: our shows. She was she related because her daughter's Spelman
Speaker 1: class of twenty one, and she said it's not because
Speaker 1: a lack of money, it's she said, it's like a tradition.
Speaker 1: It's like a rite of passage. So what she said,
Speaker 1: She said, tell Angel not to worry. She'll be good
Speaker 1: by homecoming weekend.
Speaker 3: It's a passage to sweat yourself to sleep.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's okay. So Denise Baker had a little more
Speaker 1: information for you. Okay, Okay, come on, Denise, she's your
Speaker 1: sol war. She said. I wanted to respond to my
Speaker 1: sore arges el shady moment about the number one HBCU
Speaker 1: Spelman College. I'm a proud alumna who donates every month.
Speaker 1: Dang every month? Wow? Very nice? Okay. Yeah, So, due
Speaker 1: to our amazing giving and gifts to the college, we
Speaker 1: are able to complete renovations of our dorms. The construction
Speaker 1: project began in May, taking two dorms offline to install
Speaker 1: air conditioning and other renovations. These dorms are said to
Speaker 1: be completed by July twenty twenty five. The goal is
Speaker 1: to have all dorm renovations completed by July twenty twenty seven.
Speaker 1: So let Angel know that we have all endured the
Speaker 1: worst of the Atlanta heat and that the fall air
Speaker 1: will soon come through her window. So they're doing okay.
Speaker 1: So and there's like a timeline for like renovations, and
Speaker 1: I guess they're building new residence halls, so they're going
Speaker 1: to be renovating morehouse than yeah yeah yeah yeah, so yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I've been down there.
Speaker 3: The construction is going, the construction is happening.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, that's actually not the point. The point is,
Speaker 1: why have.
Speaker 2: We waited until twenty twenty four to put some air
Speaker 2: conditioning in dorms and hot ass Atlanta, Georgia. Why that's
Speaker 2: I just don't understand. And my child does not need
Speaker 2: to write a passage. This is you know how much
Speaker 2: money spelling costs a lot. Yeah, so yeah, it's just
Speaker 2: not It just doesn't even. It blows my mind that
Speaker 2: we're just now in twenty twenty four fixing this shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But while they're fixing it, my daughter shipn't be in there.
Speaker 2: Like, had I known, I'd have done something else, she'd
Speaker 2: probably be an apartment somewhere because she's just she's be.
Speaker 1: Like, ma, I have a headache. Yeah, because you're sitting
Speaker 1: in a dorm room.
Speaker 3: That's ninety two degree right, right, had showed a dehydrant.
Speaker 1: That's horrible. Yes, So another person Kimberly Smith wrote in
Speaker 1: with a little education for you. She said that, you know,
Speaker 1: some of these buildings date back to late on eighteen hundred,
Speaker 1: early mid nineteen hundreds, and there are many mechanical issues
Speaker 1: that prevent the current day state of art equipment to
Speaker 1: happen until there's a full building renovation. And then you
Speaker 1: also have the issue of overloading the buildings with window
Speaker 1: a season every room, which Angel told you about. But
Speaker 1: she did say, did you know that you can fill
Speaker 1: out an accessibility form.
Speaker 2: Yes, if you have a doctor's know, then you can
Speaker 2: get a dorm with air air conditioning.
Speaker 1: She said, the doctor. She doesn't even need to have
Speaker 1: a medical condition. She the doctor can just say your
Speaker 1: child needs air conditioning to sleep and to be able
Speaker 1: to study. It's a her success in college bringing subject.
Speaker 1: Being subject to the heat and humidity brings on added
Speaker 1: or new anxiety. And this should work. So yes, so
Speaker 1: work on this. Okay, there's no wait.
Speaker 2: So Angel and all her girlfriends she had three girlfriends,
Speaker 2: had all had braids, right, so last week they decided
Speaker 2: it's time for the braids to go. So she called
Speaker 2: her father and she was like, you know, can we
Speaker 2: come over to like take our braids out. He was like, no,
Speaker 2: because his house is he's doing some renovations. So got
Speaker 2: them a hotel room.
Speaker 3: Mike.
Speaker 1: They're at the Embassy suites right to keep their braids
Speaker 1: taken out. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: So they took their braids out, wash their head.
Speaker 1: They're so excited. Angel called me.
Speaker 2: She was like, Mommy, I forgot what it feels like
Speaker 2: to be an air condition and we're going to sleep
Speaker 2: here tonight.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I do not want this.
Speaker 3: Is I worked for my child to call me to say,
Speaker 3: you know, I forgot it. It feels like to sleep
Speaker 3: in air conditioning.
Speaker 1: But you know, this is a great experience for her.
Speaker 1: She's roughing it. She's appreciating that this is going to
Speaker 1: give her a better appreciation of things that are really
Speaker 1: luxuries in life. Yeah, and blessings because I know, shoot,
Speaker 1: my grandmother's house in West Baltimore, there's no air conditioning. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, well they do have the we do have
Speaker 1: the window units in it.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I know when I would go to North Carolina and
Speaker 1: visit family, we didn't have any air condition and all that. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's being she's it's a ritual. Yes, Yes, she is
Speaker 1: learning about life because she has lived a very privileged
Speaker 1: one and.
Speaker 2: So she just yes, but she's very appreciative. Can you
Speaker 2: imagine that hotel room with four girls taking their braids out?
Speaker 2: Can you imagine how much hair is all over the place, A.
Speaker 1: Clogged the vacuum up when the when the housekeeper came
Speaker 1: in the vacuum yes, I was like, Angel's hair all
Speaker 1: over the place.
Speaker 2: She was like, no, not really, yes it is oh yes, before,
Speaker 2: oh my god. So Angel she's not privileged, but she
Speaker 2: a little bougie. She said they have a fall break
Speaker 2: coming up, and she was like, Mom, we have a
Speaker 2: fall break and I miss you so much or everything.
Speaker 3: Want to spend time with you, and you know, don't
Speaker 3: you want to stay at the Saint Regis And.
Speaker 2: Like, actually that was not all my things to do,
Speaker 2: but I'm all like yes, spine day, like I'm a
Speaker 2: I'm all in.
Speaker 1: But it was so Saint Regis.
Speaker 3: We got it.
Speaker 1: Because Angel needs some that is privileged and spoiled. That
Speaker 1: is actually that is a tier above privilege. That's spoiled.
Speaker 1: Can you come down here and stay in the same regions?
Speaker 1: What children? What I have that's spoiled?
Speaker 3: Anyway, moving on the gay did you have one more.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I want to follow up to this and
Speaker 1: then we can here. So we got an email from
Speaker 1: I don't get this name Dick hurts. Dick hurts, What
Speaker 1: do you mean by that?
Speaker 3: Even if that was your name? Clearly this is a name.
Speaker 3: But even if that was your name, why would you
Speaker 3: want people to know that your dick hurts?
Speaker 2: Right? Like, I'm like, what did you do to make
Speaker 2: your dick hurt? My name would be Richard if if oh,
Speaker 2: change my name to Richard?
Speaker 3: Like, oh my god, what did hurt?
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Speaker 2: Okay, I want to officially say, Dick Hurt, you can
Speaker 2: never email us, text us again.
Speaker 1: I want him to email every week.
Speaker 2: I love You're wanting done, Dick Hurt, because the first
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Speaker 2: real name, because your name is not Dick her.
Speaker 1: Okay, what is the women? What's the email address? The
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Speaker 3: even know what a monkey.
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Speaker 1: know to wait before we go. But speaking of the cameltone,
Speaker 1: so I came across and haven't tried it on yet.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 1: I should have tried it on before we got on
Speaker 1: so I could report back. I came across a pair
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna try them on and let you all know
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Speaker 1: name either, something like VV. I think VV. I'm going
Speaker 1: to report back next time and let you know.
Speaker 2: Okay, how okay, Well, this this episode is officially over. Okay,
Speaker 2: Dick did this episode? Like what? Okay, don't ever forget
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