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Speaker 1: John Ryan, Jonathan, mister Jonathan Royan. Do you know do

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Speaker 1: you know my middle name? Really? I know, like Gregory

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Speaker 1: Philip and I knew that was coming Gregory Philip. If

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Speaker 1: What's it start with? Robert yep? Yeah, it's very irish.

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Speaker 1: We always just we're off to the hell of a starting.

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Speaker 1: and the worst things that I started, yea, and I

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Speaker 1: always laugh. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty bad. All right. Welcome

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Speaker 1: two or three? I don't know, I think it's three.

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Speaker 1: How many years have been doing this? Seven? Yeah? Definitely.

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Speaker 1: It seems like a lot recorded, like a thirty plus

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It's kind of weird. It would be

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Speaker 1: What's up? Girl? She loves the show. But like my

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Speaker 1: other friends, like they were I had someone asked me like,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, have you not listened to Like we're best friends, right,

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Speaker 1: but we would podcast, no know, who cares? We're still

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Speaker 1: doing it and then we're still here. Um okay, World Headquarters,

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Speaker 1: World Headquarters, and beautiful day, Newcastle, Washington. It is a

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Speaker 1: uh let's get into it. Quite a week a week

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Speaker 1: And we had hours and hours and hours of conversation

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Speaker 1: the theater. I do do. I'm not ashamed that I

420
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Speaker 1: love the theater. I think it's one of those things

421
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Speaker 1: where I was never able to have you did you

422
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Speaker 1: do a lot of players of musicals? Musicals? Really? I

423
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Speaker 1: did a couple. I think you can't. I can't sing.

424
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Speaker 1: You can't. So here's the deal I got not in

425
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Speaker 1: this true story. What did you do a musical right now?

426
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Speaker 1: What did it? What would you like do a musical

427
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Speaker 1: right now? I? No, I can't sing. You should do no,

428
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Speaker 1: but you should do like a play. I would act.

429
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Speaker 1: I would audition for a musical in but I can't

430
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Speaker 1: sing at this I could do a play at that level.

431
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:57,480
Speaker 1: You can't do it. But acted, like acted for something?

432
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Speaker 1: Have you ever been like in a commercial or anything? Uh? No,

433
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Speaker 1: I've done. I've done a lot of plays I did

434
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Speaker 1: down there? What did I did in high school? In

435
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Speaker 1: high school? And well, I went to school, so, I

436
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,399
Speaker 1: mean I did theater. But yeah, so I know in

437
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Speaker 1: high school, yeah I did. It was like high school

438
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 1: was fun, but like it kind of got boring because

439
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Speaker 1: it was it was basically me and this other girl

440
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Speaker 1: in Nicole and every single play that we did. We

441
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Speaker 1: do two or three plays a year and it was

442
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 1: just three. Yeah. I'd be like the male and she'd

443
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 1: be my love interest and it was like every it

444
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,359
Speaker 1: was the same thing over and over again. Like I

445
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 1: got kind of boring because not a lot of people

446
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Speaker 1: did it. I mean, did acting at my in high school?

447
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Speaker 1: Do you guys have like an auditorium? And yeah, so

448
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,639
Speaker 1: I did. I mean that was fun. But then uh,

449
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, so two musicals. So in high school,

450
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Speaker 1: um there was So I did Hello Dolly, Hello Dolly.

451
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Speaker 1: No I no, no, not quite um, but I got

452
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Speaker 1: uh I probably could have got a bigger part, but

453
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Speaker 1: I couldn't sing, So I got one of the only

454
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Speaker 1: parts that didn't sing in the thing, and like that

455
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 1: was that was my part. Yeah. And then in eighth

456
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 1: grade we did a play and I got a lead

457
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 1: role because I could I could act, and I enjoyed

458
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 1: it and no one else but then I couldn't sing,

459
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,120
Speaker 1: and there was this kid who wasn't a good actor

460
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:23,159
Speaker 1: but is a really good singer. I'm not kidding. I

461
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: think probably I can't you Philip, but I'm not kidding.

462
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 1: This really happened. I lip SYNCD and heng no dead

463
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:37,120
Speaker 1: serious because I couldn't sing. I feel thing. Um, I'm

464
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,880
Speaker 1: not gonna sing on this. Sing something? What's your favorite song?

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00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:48,919
Speaker 1: I'm not literally there's something by h Every time I

466
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 1: look at you, I go blind every time. Every time. Okay, no,

467
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: I don't even know that song. Every dover, look you are,

468
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 1: come on, Greg, thing something. I'm not gonna sing. Hey,

469
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: what's your favorite song? I don't know. Stop, I'm not

470
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 1: gonna sing Biggie, bigg and Biggie. Come on, come on,

471
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:22,479
Speaker 1: give me something I can't do right now. I cannot

472
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,679
Speaker 1: be old. Did you say Tupac? Yeah? You just so.

473
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: You started with Hoodie in and Blowfish and then went

474
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,199
Speaker 1: Biggie and Poc. I just want you to sing something.

475
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sing. D do Birthday Elvis Presley go

476
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 1: on Happy Birthday is the most depressing song. Yeah, I

477
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 1: just had my birthday, so we had so in This

478
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 1: last month was my birthday, Yes, me, Scarlett and Savannah's birthday,

479
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 1: and so everyone sings it. There is nothing that makes

480
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: a group of people who are happy sound depressed. Then

481
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 1: when someone starts singing happy to you, there you go

482
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 1: that you're not bad. No, that was deep, that was deep.

483
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 1: That was deep. Okay, go on keep on going. No,

484
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 1: keep on going, Greg, happy birthday, you thing, you can

485
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 1: keep keep going. You're turning on half of our female

486
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 1: the listeners right now. No, okay, four of them. So

487
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 1: it's a quack it out, check it out? Love. Where

488
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: did I go this morning? I don't want to. I

489
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: started offing at jay berries and Jay barriers, place some

490
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: pull tabs, one nothing. I didn't proceeded to go on

491
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Speaker 1: to uh somewhere in Issaqua. All right, that's pretty much

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Speaker 1: stand in my story. Sweet oh Rogue, I went to Rogue.

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Speaker 1: You went there today? Yeah? Okay? Cool? All right? And

494
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 1: my work and now I'm here, and now we're here.

495
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Speaker 1: This is like my one day of the week that

496
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Speaker 1: I have off I love it. I wish I got

497
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Speaker 1: dentist this morning. Did you really? Yeah? God, you've had

498
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 1: a day. I know it's been a work all day.

499
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Speaker 1: All my teeth are fake people. They're all have been years.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why I have about a dentist. Still,

501
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: that was the point. He's just fixed, like you just

502
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 1: never go again. My teeth are fake, just like me. Whoa, whoa.

503
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: I don't think you're fake. Show. Uh so, I think

504
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 1: we just talked about the live show one week away. Yeah,

505
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 1: for the first half hour, we've talked about nothing. Yeah whatsoever.

506
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 1: It's amazing. This is what our show is. You're still

507
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 1: listening right now? God bless you. Um live show one

508
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 1: week away? Yeah, a week in two days. Oh my god.

509
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: We're not ready. We're not ready. I hope that people

510
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 1: understand that you can't be nervous. I feel like you

511
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 1: get nervous. You get a little bit nervous, Greg, I do.

512
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 1: So we're gonna be on stage in front of hopefully

513
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 1: hopefully two hundred people. Yeah, I don't. I don't know

514
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 1: if we've sold any tickets. I don't even We could

515
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 1: literally be one to two hundred people. Might not have

516
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 1: sold any tatters. No, no, no, we sold two my

517
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 1: wife's friends. But yeah, God bless you, and she goes,

518
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: do I have to buy a ticket? I said, yes,

519
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: you do for a good cause. It's for a good cause,

520
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 1: children's hospitals in Seattle. You have kids, Yes, I was

521
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 1: just at Children's two weeks ago with one of them,

522
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 1: so I really yeah. She was okay, but she was saying,

523
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: like we had to go. I mean like we would,

524
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: that's where you go, like we had to go. Check

525
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 1: my My nephew spent the last year of his life

526
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 1: in children's hospitals in Canada. So this is something that's

527
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 1: very obviously near and due to our hearts, and so

528
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 1: we're trying to raise money for the children's hospitals in Seattle.

529
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 1: And I think this is uh, you come up, you

530
00:31:56,040 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 1: listen to it's like us yep do a podcast asked

531
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 1: in Tacoma, and UM, it's gonna be fun. It will,

532
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 1: It'll be fine, It'll be it will. Um, it will

533
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: be just about as unprepared as we are here. Oh absolutely.

534
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: We even talked this is about the third time we've

535
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 1: talked about it, how we have to actually be prepared. Yeah,

536
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: and we're not. And we haven't prepared yet, No, not yet.

537
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: But I think it's gonna be fun. I think we'll

538
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: have some audience participation, depending on if there is an audience,

539
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: we have Andrew Rivers and Great Local Comics. Found Out

540
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 1: from found Out from the Seahawks. Oh, pair of tickets

541
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: that will be somehow distributed during the show. Oh yeah,

542
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 1: so we're gonna we're gonna give away two tasts to

543
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 1: a Seahawk game. Yeah, well game, I don't know one

544
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: of them. Interesting. Yeah, there's only seven left. There'll be

545
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: good seats, good good, Yeah, good tickets. And then they

546
00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 1: said they might give us some other gear. Yeahs, other

547
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: stuff to give away. Uh, we're gonna do like auction

548
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: items or well that's why I wasn't gonna say giveaway tickets,

549
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 1: because maybe we'd raffle them off or something that we're

550
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: trying to raise money. We're just gonna try to raise it.

551
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 1: It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun. Well, we'll

552
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: answer questions, we'll hang out, we'll have a drink. So

553
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 1: come buy your tickets. Yes, cancoma comedy club dot com

554
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 1: I believe, Thursday, October fifth. Yes, takes only fifteen dollars.

555
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 1: It's gonna be fun. You get to meet um, one

556
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: of the best real estate agents on all the inside.

557
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 1: It's not a big deal. There's gonna be there. You

558
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: guys at least pretty fucking awesome. Why are you whisperinging

559
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 1: to the mic? I don't want them to hear, but

560
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 1: Greg Woodman of a big deal. Greg Woodman is gonna

561
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 1: be there. I love it that you're checking your phone

562
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: right now. We've only been on the air for thirty minutes.

563
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 1: It feels it's been good eight hours. It is done here.

564
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: It's not all right, So get get your tickets at

565
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:13,720
Speaker 1: Tacoma Comedy Club dot com fifteen dollars each October fifth.

566
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:17,839
Speaker 1: It's gonna be amazine, gonna be fun two. John will

567
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:22,879
Speaker 1: autograph whatever you bring, literally anything. Do you ever notice

568
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: that these new millennials they use the word literally literally

569
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 1: literally literally, and they put literally dying job, and they

570
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: put an and they put an R. Do you consider

571
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 1: yourself a millennial? No? No, I was born nineteen eighty one.

572
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 1: We're not millennials. No, no, f that not a chance. Also,

573
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:45,400
Speaker 1: there's not an R in literal literality, literally, and they

574
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:50,839
Speaker 1: use it for everything. I'm learning to literally die, I'm

575
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 1: literally starving. You know what else? What else millennials views

576
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 1: all the time? It's actually, oh, I actually really like this. Well,

577
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 1: then you're an asshole because I just made your dinner

578
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,399
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, it's actually very good. No, no, no,

579
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: it's not like you're surprised the fact that it's actually

580
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: really good. So the show, so I like that word

581
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 1: drives me nuts too, but it's usually word the other way,

582
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 1: where it's like, uh, yeah the show starts at seven thirty,

583
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:26,359
Speaker 1: and like, actually it starts at eight. Uh. Uh, I'm

584
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 1: actually a really big fan of yours. Oh really, you're

585
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 1: actually because I'm literally I literally hate you literally literally,

586
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 1: and actually I don't know what I'm doing. It's been,

587
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 1: it's been. It's been a bad week. We can't do

588
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 1: very bad. I can't do rant and rave anymore. When

589
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 1: you just rant. I literally hate this segment. I actually

590
00:35:53,120 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: literally hate this segment. I can't even bring them so literally,

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00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,439
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I know what you mean though, Oh

592
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: it's so literally, and actually stop using those terms millennials. So, uh,

593
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 1: this last weekend changing the subject, please please. So last

594
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: weekend I went to goes so Scarlett started playing soccer. Uh,

595
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:28,800
Speaker 1: and I don't know if you're whoa No, I'm just

596
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 1: saying all the little kids stock yeah, and you're like, oh,

597
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 1: look I'm good my kids. So five five and six

598
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 1: year olds playing although you got me off, no, no,

599
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,320
Speaker 1: no, no no, we're five and six year olds playing soccer.

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00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:45,439
Speaker 1: It's it's all stuck. It's definitely not the highest level

601
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 1: of it's not it's definitely not what essentially it is.

602
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 1: And it's just really funny is because they play, they

603
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,239
Speaker 1: don't do more people because it's so it's hard to

604
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,240
Speaker 1: keep track of them. But they play three on three

605
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: and it's not just it's just a little people, little field.

606
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 1: So it's three on three goalies, no goalies, three on

607
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: three goalies. And but here's the thing is they don't understand.

608
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,879
Speaker 1: They don't understand passing. They don't know. So basically it's

609
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 1: just three people on one team and they're all trying

610
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 1: to get the ball, and then the three people on

611
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,720
Speaker 1: the other team running into them trying to get the ball,

612
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 1: and you know, like there's there's this one, there's this

613
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:27,919
Speaker 1: one dad there so like of course there's Day. So

614
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,919
Speaker 1: I'm watching this and you know, I'm just kinda I'm laughing.

615
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, you guys, you know, good job. Yeah,

616
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:36,320
Speaker 1: and this one Day's like like back up, pass it,

617
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 1: pass it, passing the ball, cross it, and I'm like

618
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 1: they don't even know how to run and kick, and

619
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:45,879
Speaker 1: you're like, cross it, crack it up. It was just

620
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 1: like this cannot be yelling yeah and running. I'm not kidding.

621
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 1: He's running down path and goal path and go bait

622
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 1: and flin. That's what it was. I said. And I'm like,

623
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 1: oh my god, there really is. There's always a true story. Sorry, dude,

624
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 1: I might see you next weekend if you ever hear

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Speaker 1: this podcast. Whatever. You shouldn't also wear a soccer jersey

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Speaker 1: he was wearing. He was wearing like an Arsenal soccer

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Speaker 1: drive like he was in it. He was in it

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Speaker 1: to win it. Yeah. Oh it's poor kid. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: poor kid. Yeah, always one, there's always one. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: literally couldn't believe it actual, Actually I don't like it.

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Speaker 1: I actually like fucker now. I literally cannot believe how

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Speaker 1: much I actually like sock her. Now did you did

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Speaker 1: you have a would you rather? I don't know. I'm

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Speaker 1: so sick of everything right now? All right, let's not

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Speaker 1: do it now, let's do it. No, we have nothing

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Speaker 1: for the pickles. Pickles are done. I mean I like,

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Speaker 1: whenever you go like would you rather and put it

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Speaker 1: like in Google thirds would you rather speak your mind

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Speaker 1: or never speak again? That was written by a millennial.

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Speaker 1: I literally can't take this anymore. All right, I actually

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Speaker 1: don't even like this website. We literally have five minutes left.

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Speaker 1: Oh we literally Okay, we kind of solve it. So

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Speaker 1: this is gonna people are gonna turn this off. Oh

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Speaker 1: if they, if they've tuned in this lost for the

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Speaker 1: long haul. It's actually actually okay. Would you rather know

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Speaker 1: how you will die? We've already done this. Okay, we

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Speaker 1: have to prepare for the live show we do right now?

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Speaker 1: This is awful? Yeah. Would you rather speak all languages

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Speaker 1: or be able to speak to animal? I think we've

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Speaker 1: done that too. That's all right, No, we haven't. We

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Speaker 1: haven't not done that. You can't speak every language in

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Speaker 1: the world or question yes or bill? Just speak that animals?

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Speaker 1: Am I the only person in the world that can

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Speaker 1: speak to all the animals? Yes? Than animals? Okay? No,

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Speaker 1: and now everyone can? Then everyone? Then than humans? Than

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Speaker 1: the human languages? What? There's no way animals have anything

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Speaker 1: interesting to say. They're like dog food, squirrels just like

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Speaker 1: nuts squirrel nuts. Yeah, you might be right, like they

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Speaker 1: just aren't. But wouldn't you see here's the thing I

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Speaker 1: really like immediately went to like the whole Doctor Doolittle thing,

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Speaker 1: like what if you were the one that could like

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Speaker 1: everyone like there's like, yeah, my hips are killing me.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, there's something wrong with your dog. I

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Speaker 1: would rather speak to animals because that's something that people

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Speaker 1: can't do. Whereas if if I if I went and

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Speaker 1: I trained, I could speak Russian, I could speak German,

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Speaker 1: I could speak Spanish. You know what I'm saying that

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Speaker 1: if I worked really hard, I could speak different languages,

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Speaker 1: whereas I could never work hard enough to speak dog.

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Speaker 1: Would you would you rather be able to speak five ors,

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Speaker 1: like decently well, speak five or six languages, or at

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Speaker 1: five or six sports. I can barely speak English. I've

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Speaker 1: been working in my entire life and I can barely

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Speaker 1: speak English? Or what what was the question to know?

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Speaker 1: It's like I literally can't understand what you're actually trying

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Speaker 1: to tell me because it's him mock. What are you

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Speaker 1: actually trying to ask me? Greg Um? Do you have

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Speaker 1: a rant or a rape? We're wrapping this one up,

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Speaker 1: it's coming up quick. We're moving on one in this

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Speaker 1: podcast twenty five minutes. When would you have a rant.

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Speaker 1: All right, so I'm bringing back a rant. Oh I'm

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Speaker 1: bringing one back. So, if you may recall from a

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Speaker 1: couple episodes ago, I was incredibly happy that my wife

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Speaker 1: got me the Nintendo Entertainment. Yeah you were, you got

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Speaker 1: me the Classic. I was excited. I know she paid

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Speaker 1: more for it because you know, but I had waited

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Speaker 1: and I was. My rant was how mad I was

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Speaker 1: about Nintendo for stopping to make these when I just

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Speaker 1: refused to pay more than they were. So I kid

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Speaker 1: you not that I found I've been saving this. The

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Speaker 1: day after my birthday, Nintendo announced that they're bringing back

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Speaker 1: their NES. They're bringing back the NES Classic at the

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Speaker 1: original price, starting in a couple of Mars. They're bringing

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Speaker 1: it back after I finally paid more money. You won't

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Speaker 1: be able to get the thought again, but they're gonna

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Speaker 1: bring it back. I cannot believe it. You got me again, didn't.

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Speaker 1: I know you ranted about this. I did, but now

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Speaker 1: they again, but they brought it back. I don't know, Greg,

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Speaker 1: I mean, calm down, man, you're you're a very successful

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Speaker 1: real stagent on the East side of Seattle. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you can afford it. Don't even worry about it. Bud,

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Speaker 1: you were being so condescend. Oh well guess what, man,

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Speaker 1: were out of time? Thank god, thank you, baby Jesus.

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Speaker 1: Make sure you follow us on Twitter or don't whatever.

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Speaker 1: At this point, it's just like whatever, don't do it,

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Speaker 1: don't do it. Whatever. Ticket with J and G on Facebook,

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Speaker 1: kicking it with John. More importantly, buy tickets to our

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Speaker 1: live podcast Tacoma Comedy Club October fifth. You literally actually

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Speaker 1: should do that. You literally actually should do that. Tacoma

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Speaker 1: com Club dot com next Thursday. This will come out

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Speaker 1: before then, but then I don't know. I don't know

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Speaker 1: we will, I don't know. We will see you all

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Speaker 1: next Thursday, and we're looking forward to it. Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: anything else, I'm done. I'm totally done. I'm exhausted. See

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Speaker 1: you next week, see you never a gown