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Speaker 1: My chips and yours are racist. Last the money turkey stuff,

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Speaker 1: I can't tell me.

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Speaker 2: Conkie, you came to us with a conspiracy theory that frankly,

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Speaker 2: I had never heard before. In which one, which one?

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Speaker 2: I'll reveal it. I don't want to say it now,

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Speaker 2: but it's very exciting that that this is what came

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Speaker 2: to mind for you, and I can't wait to hear

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Speaker 2: all of your thoughts on it. You said, my mama

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Speaker 2: told me if you left Teddy itches, that means your

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Speaker 2: man is cheating on you. Oh yeah, tell us everything

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Speaker 2: you know.

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Speaker 3: Well, first of all, Tennis should never itch, Okay, don't itch.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if I just.

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Speaker 4: Got numb titties, but my tit and never ever ever itched.

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Speaker 4: So first, I don't even know why I be listening

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Speaker 4: to this nigga. But my dad be having he just

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Speaker 4: be I don't know if he just be telling me

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Speaker 4: shit or if he'd be drinking would it be? But

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Speaker 4: he said he saw me doing this one day and

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Speaker 4: he was like, oh that but she and I was

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Speaker 4: like what he said, Oh yeah, yeah that you know,

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Speaker 4: my mama told me if you left Titty, that's how

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Speaker 4: she found out my daddy was cheating, no hook.

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Speaker 3: I was like, so, you know, listen, he's a jokester.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that could be true or not be true, but

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Speaker 4: I take things my parents say very serious.

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Speaker 2: That well, first of all, good for you for listening

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Speaker 2: to your parents despite logic and reason. You're like, nah,

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Speaker 2: I respect this man too much to ignore what he's

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Speaker 2: saying to me. Left titty, let's unpack that a little bit, Bory.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like you had the same concern.

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Speaker 5: Well, my first question is what does it mean if

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Speaker 5: you're right, titty itches.

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Speaker 3: You're getting some money?

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Speaker 5: Hmm okay, I was ready to be all right.

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Speaker 2: So this is fascinating because you started this by saying

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Speaker 2: your titty should never itch. But if it is in

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Speaker 2: fact itchy, you're either having the worst day of your

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Speaker 2: life or some pretty cool things are happening.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's a miracle.

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Speaker 5: I feel like this is set up for broke titties.

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Speaker 3: It's just like that hard thought. That's hard.

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Speaker 4: Like, you know, you can't scratch under your foot. You

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Speaker 4: scratch under your foot. It's ticklish, right, right, So we

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Speaker 4: rarely get itches under our feet if you think about it,

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Speaker 4: right now, what you know what? Now, watch our feet

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Speaker 4: don't itching.

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Speaker 2: After this, I'm scratching my foot right now, just out

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Speaker 2: of instinct. But but yeah, I hear you. I don't

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Speaker 2: think that there are it is a common place where

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Speaker 2: I'm getting itches.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I'd be weirded if my big toe itch,

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Speaker 4: I'd be weirded out because I can't never scratch that motherfucker.

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Speaker 4: I would have to get like a piece of fabric

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Speaker 4: and like really grind it up to it's on fight.

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Speaker 4: It offered me to cure that itch, but like it's

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Speaker 4: it's like it's your titty should never itch.

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Speaker 2: Your titties and the bottom of your foot have the

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Speaker 2: same energy. They are itchless places. If they are itching,

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Speaker 2: there's a story to tell.

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Speaker 5: There's more websites devoted to one than the other.

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Speaker 2: True.

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Speaker 4: I know people don't think I'm crazy that I see

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Speaker 4: it that, But I ain't got no number. Titties and

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Speaker 4: my titty don't.

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Speaker 2: You have very You are very actively feeling titties and

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Speaker 2: itch is not one of those things. Yeah, emotionally present

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Speaker 2: titties that that are not necessarily itching.

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Speaker 4: I wish we could get a couple of women on

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Speaker 4: the phone and ask the question, huh clear, I mean

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Speaker 4: about till titt we can reach out and email.

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Speaker 2: That is that is a good. We do have a

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Speaker 2: very active email with our listeners. So if our if

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Speaker 2: there are listeners out there who want to to prove

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Speaker 2: Punky wrong or or support Punky in her claim that

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Speaker 2: titties do not itch, we would love to hear from you.

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Speaker 2: Send whatever you think to my mama pod at gmail

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Speaker 2: dot com.

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Speaker 5: I know a lady with big ass titties and she

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Speaker 5: got them smaller and now she doesn't feel any Oh,

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Speaker 5: she like a lot of feeling.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that doesn't That feels more like a sad story.

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Speaker 5: Top to bottom anecdote. All right, do.

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Speaker 3: It do your niles, because y'all we can solve this

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Speaker 5: Sometimes if I'm wearing like a wife beater and it's

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Speaker 5: get the sweaties. Sometimes not a lot, though not very often.

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Speaker 2: It's more of a friction thing. It's a it's just

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Speaker 2: loose itching kind of thing. They're not itching just when

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Speaker 2: they're out in the wind. They do sometimes itch when

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Speaker 2: they are like rubbing up against some ship.

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Speaker 5: That's sort of why you gotta wear undershirts, because otherwise

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Speaker 5: you just have nipple on fabric and then that shit

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, all right, all right, I feel like I'm

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Speaker 4: starting to lose this argument.

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Speaker 2: No, no, listen, I am not a certainly man titty

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Speaker 2: and woman titty feel like different science tools to me.

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Speaker 2: They they're they're not exactly the same, So there might

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Speaker 2: be more of a logic to it for it to

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Speaker 5: One is one is America's most precious resource and the

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Speaker 5: other is man titty.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, one is a real throwaway item.

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Speaker 5: Nobody wants, and the other one people can't stop talking about.

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Speaker 3: Do y'all like being touched on your chest, on your nipples?

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Speaker 5: No, I find it particularly uncomfortable.

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Speaker 4: A lot of women love to I have so many

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Speaker 4: female friends, and they always like, man, I'll be trying

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Speaker 4: to suck the guy nipple, but they always be like

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Speaker 4: either either ticklish or like goofy with it, like.

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Speaker 5: It feels crazy.

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Speaker 2: I worry that my ego has gotten in the way

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Speaker 2: of some pleasures that I might be able to experience.

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Speaker 2: That The reality is I might like getting my titty sucked,

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Speaker 2: but I can't bring myself to allow another person to

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Speaker 5: It feels crazy because you're like, what are you doing?

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Speaker 5: What do you there's a few places, what are you

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Speaker 5: doing over there? What are you doing over here? All

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Speaker 5: the stuff I got?

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Speaker 2: Even having somebody just like play with them, I'd be like,

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Speaker 5: It's like you worried somebody's gonna Okay, we were talking yesterday,

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Speaker 5: Likeston's worried about people walking in when he poops. That's

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Speaker 5: my nipples sucked on now you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Like you think they walk in, they see you getting

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Speaker 2: your titty sucked, and then they go, David, explain yourself.

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Speaker 2: And you're like, okay, wait, wait, wait, I don't know

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Speaker 2: what I yeah, I I can't bring myself to get

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Speaker 2: I'm thankful in that way. I think we're too far into.

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Speaker 3: To explain to sex therapists.

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Speaker 2: There we go, yeah, but but then but then what

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean to unlock?

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Speaker 4: Sex therapists can help you to unlock the next layer

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Speaker 4: of sexual activity. Things you haven't explored, things you are

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Speaker 4: maybe shy out, things that maybe your ego can kind

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Speaker 4: of stop you from experiencing these certain pleasures.

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Speaker 5: Are you just saying butt stuff? Just say butt stuff?

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Speaker 3: Well no, no, no, no, but I don't even want.

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Speaker 2: No butt stuff, no butt stuff for you.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 3: But now I got tricked into some butt stuff one time.

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Speaker 5: But who didn't go to baseball camp?

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Speaker 4: You know, I done got tricked. I started messing with

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Speaker 4: this woman who just we went over with our boundaries

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Speaker 4: I know, she got me a drunk and some kind

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Speaker 4: of way butt stuff happened. Whoa, she knew exactly what

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Speaker 3: I just was like, wow, damn.

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Speaker 2: I was like, my ass, and so this happens the

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Speaker 2: butt stuff? Are you then like absolutely not get out

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Speaker 2: of my ass. So you're like you can finish, but

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Speaker 2: I'll never do this again.

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Speaker 3: Oh listen, I was heavily drunk.

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Speaker 4: She knew the power of that feeling, so she knew

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Speaker 4: once she got there, I wasn't gonna stop.

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Speaker 2: You aren't.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 3: It was it was very weird.

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Speaker 4: But then I was like, oh okay, no, no, no,

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Speaker 4: no stop. But now it's now it's like, I don't

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Speaker 4: want to ex for it. If we're gonna do it again,

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Speaker 4: you gotta surprise me again. Some stuff it didn't make

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Speaker 3: Vulnerable, you know, and I don't. That's how I feel

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Speaker 5: That's how I feel about the nipples thing. It's very

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Speaker 5: come on, it's very vulnerable.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I Look, I'm worried that that somebody is

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Speaker 2: And now.

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Speaker 5: You're right, you're right, you're right, You're now breakfast is different.

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Speaker 2: Now he can't you know what I mean. Now the

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Speaker 2: eggs don't taste the same. I don't want that.

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Speaker 5: There's a couple of times the noise came out of

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been a pleasure, but.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just like something happened and then it was

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Speaker 5: like the moan was too high, and then it's like, no, okay, cool,

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Speaker 5: I'll call you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so punky you it sounds like you are out

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Speaker 2: of respect. If nothing else, pretty bought into this itchy

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Speaker 2: titty conspiracy do you feel like a fear I guess

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Speaker 2: that your titty will itch at some point? Are you?

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Speaker 5: Are you?

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Speaker 2: Is that a concern for you that you will find

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Speaker 2: yourself with an itchy titty and thus a broken relationship.

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Speaker 4: So okay, let me tap y'all into my weird mind,

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Speaker 4: right Yeah, Like, no, I don't be concerned about it.

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Speaker 4: I am not the perfect level, but I aim to

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Speaker 3: Think I would be.

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Speaker 4: However, sometimes my brain is like I hope I do

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Speaker 4: so I could get the funk out this relationship.

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Speaker 3: That'll give me reason, you know.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just.

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Speaker 4: My weird way of thinking sometimes, like I don't really

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Speaker 4: want to get out of it, but it would give

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Speaker 4: me a chance to go and be a whole and

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Speaker 4: come back and be like, I forgive you.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm just toxic.

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Speaker 2: No, hey, you ain't. You ain't talking to nobody that

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Speaker 2: can't relate, you know.

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Speaker 6: What I mean?

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Speaker 5: That is just fine.

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Speaker 3: Now in regards to my right today, I just scratched

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Speaker 2: Money make millions. Let's do this.

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Speaker 5: When you have one question before we go on, one

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Speaker 5: last question? Has this ever come true in your life?

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Speaker 5: Have ne ever scratched you. So it's never been like

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Speaker 5: Do you know anybody that's happened to though? No?

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Speaker 5: We are back covering the big issues, really the big, big,

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Speaker 5: big arm issues. Today. We're trying to figure out whether

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder if if the males suffer, I'd say

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Speaker 5: I mean, if you're gonna if you're gonna line up

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Speaker 2: Don't like how you said that, but there was like

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Speaker 5: I didn't like that a couple of times anyways, Like

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Speaker 2: I think personally, I always trust the biggest man in

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Speaker 2: And maybe he's beating the ship out of a rib

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Speaker 5: There it is, Yeah, I do trust little guys in general,

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Speaker 5: just because I'm like, you found some tricks to make

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Speaker 3: You know what it is.

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Speaker 7: Also, it's like I think back in the day, they

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Speaker 7: They're underfed, right, And then the more we learn about

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Speaker 3: And just you know, she just don't hold on to it.

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Speaker 7: So that's why I'm like, I think the more we

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Speaker 3: Like there's this white girl chef online.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if you've seen her, and she no,

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Speaker 5: I haven't seen her.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, no, hear me out.

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Speaker 6: Hear me out.

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Speaker 3: She's like, oh, day, you know, day fifty.

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Speaker 7: Of cooking for my boyfriend and she'll make the wildest meals,

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Speaker 7: But she's throwing down and I'm kind of like, I

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Speaker 5: When you say the wildest.

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Speaker 3: what you're thinking, and I won't tolerate it.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because this is You've already changed my mind on

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Speaker 5: one thing. It all because I thought you were gonna

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Speaker 5: him in whatever you gotta take, I killed it. So

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Speaker 2: There are a number of videos I've seen of like

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Speaker 3: Of meat and then.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, cheese and a can of salsa, or.

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Speaker 5: They're always trying to cook the new ship and a

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Speaker 5: you could baked salmon and the toaster and.

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Speaker 2: You kill you, kill you your.

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Speaker 3: Mother with that mouth.

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Speaker 2: I'll beat you in the head with that toast. You

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Speaker 5: Is in the air frying Hey, it.

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Speaker 3: Does hold on. You can put a nag in the

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Speaker 5: You can whoa, this is all I'm back on the

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Speaker 2: I know, I really I should have mentioned that.

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Speaker 3: I shouldn't have said that.

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Speaker 2: Tell us So there there is a person, a white

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Speaker 2: I did. But you're saying that this person does in

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Speaker 7: And she's doing like smother park chops, she's doing, you know,

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Speaker 7: surfing her for her man after work, she's doing soul

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Speaker 3: And I was skeptical.

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Speaker 7: I hear y'all, you know, but I really just I

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Speaker 3: Like, damn, she did that.

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Speaker 7: And I said, Okay, it's not just me. So I'm

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Speaker 7: it's like science. Right, Cookings like science. Once you go ooh,

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Speaker 7: you know what starts a good bass? Lemon, olive oil, salt, pepper,

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Speaker 7: and garlic. Okay, I got a base. Now you feel

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Speaker 7: me like it's a science.

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Speaker 5: I was never ineligible to play football because of my cooking.

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Speaker 5: You know how to, I know how to. I know

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Speaker 5: how to make a castle role. I do not know

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Speaker 7: Listen, maybe you should learn how photosynthesis works and the

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Speaker 3: Okay, this is what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Those are achievable. For the common man, I would hope what.

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Speaker 7: I've done, Okay, Okay, I just yeah, I think it's

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Speaker 7: like it's if once you think about it like that

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Speaker 3: That was deep, right?

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Speaker 5: We have total, No, we have totally. I go off

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Speaker 5: of field really cook of Oh yeah, I could do

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Speaker 5: I'm tasting it. It's like I'm around, Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Don't like it needs like, oh it needs a little tang,

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Speaker 7: so I'm gonna go to That doesn't feel like an

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Speaker 5: It feels artistic to me. It does not feel like Okay,

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Speaker 5: that's fair. Science to me feels like A Y equals

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Speaker 2: For me, it's alchemy. Anyway, I did some research Sky

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Speaker 2: all remember Mama your arm? And so that's right. Big Mama,

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Speaker 2: the matriarch of the family has diabetes and and for

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Speaker 2: being literally on fire without her knowledge. He's big. Now,

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Speaker 2: he's the grown man, and I think he's about I

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Speaker 5: Is it like Nick from Fresh Prince?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it kind of has those vibes where it's just like, oh,

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Speaker 5: Yeah he was.

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Speaker 2: He was so cute as a kid, and then you

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Speaker 5: Like I'm telling you right now if you haven't, but

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Speaker 5: the future. You don't want your kid. You don't want

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Speaker 2: No, if they're if they're sick. He was on like

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Speaker 2: sick sick, come cute, you know what I mean? Like

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Speaker 5: You know what.

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Speaker 2: I know they couldn't take.

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Speaker 5: It and what's he gonna and what's he gonna say?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 5: Hey, I was, Hey girl, I was I was nikky

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Speaker 5: on Fresh Prince. Do you remember when they did the

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Speaker 2: And she'll be like the cute one and and and

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Speaker 2: spit sho'll spit after you.

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Speaker 5: Got like dark circles his eyes.

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Speaker 2: Anyways, So so obviously that meme is one that's become

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Speaker 2: is like, big, Mama, your arm next to some delicious

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Speaker 2: food because that motherfucker went in and it's it's a

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Speaker 7: Made Yeah, it's the It's I think the meme started

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well no skinny girl, you know kitchen on

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Speaker 3: the cookout, And I'm like, but what if she just

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Speaker 2: So you're saying, and I like this. You're suggesting then

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Speaker 2: that one internet bozo turned into a popular thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, or they just.

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00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 7: Never met a girl with a skinny arm that cooked,

442
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,399
Speaker 7: and that's fine, that's valid. Then it's like, okay, you

443
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 7: know what I get it. The woman who cooks in

444
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,640
Speaker 7: your family, she's thick, she got body, and you trust her,

445
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,200
Speaker 7: so she's who you like.

446
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Speaker 2: This feels, I will say, thinking having body does not

447
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 2: make me trust that, at least not the thing I'm

448
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 2: thinking of. I think we're talking about the difference between

449
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,399
Speaker 2: sturdy and that might be.

450
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Speaker 5: Terms. I think we all know we I think we

451
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 5: all know the kind of arms we're thinking.

452
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Speaker 3: Oh god, okay, guys, so you.

453
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Speaker 5: If the arm's got that play over the like if

454
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,359
Speaker 5: it's like it's like a peak.

455
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,879
Speaker 7: Is it just a specific part of the arm that

456
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 7: you trust, or is it does the whole arm matter?

457
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,359
Speaker 5: I'm taking I'm taking in the whole body.

458
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Speaker 3: First of Okay, that's okay, that's fair cook, Okay.

459
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,399
Speaker 5: I'm taking in the whole body.

460
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Speaker 3: That's fair. That's fair.

461
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 2: He takes it in slowly, he's not he's not trying

462
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 2: to rush.

463
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Speaker 3: That's fair. That's fair.

464
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466
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467
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468
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469
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473
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474
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475
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Speaker 5: which is who you are.

476
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478
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Speaker 2: sweet stuff, so get it. Why something's going on.

482
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Speaker 5: Conspiracy theory. Welcome back to my mom and told me.

483
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 5: We are deep in the throes of a conversation about

484
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 5: mental health. How to do it what to do with it,

485
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 5: and maybe you don't need therapy. Maybe you hoop three

486
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,639
Speaker 5: times a week because ball is life and that's what

487
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 5: gets you through it. When I hear.

488
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:33,879
Speaker 2: Judge you, we're open to all possibilities over here. And

489
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 2: one of the things that they say is the cause

490
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:40,880
Speaker 2: of the persistence for black depression is because of inadequate

491
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 2: to white people. Yes, and it's a little bit of

492
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 2: a you're not wrong, no, I know, but it's a

493
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,440
Speaker 2: little bit more of a long haul here is They

494
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 2: say that it is in part because of inadequate research

495
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 2: as it relates to this larger issue in the black

496
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 2: community that depress on its own. It's hard to detect

497
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 2: in part because there are more than fifteen hundred possible

498
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 2: combinations of symptoms that, in theory, a person can have,

499
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 2: which means that your depression may not look like my depression.

500
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 2: Even though we spend a ton of time together and

501
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 2: are you know, sometimes living in the same household, that

502
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:26,399
Speaker 2: we can still have very different versions of depression. And

503
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 2: white science has not yet learned how to detect those

504
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 2: feelings inside of black people.

505
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,640
Speaker 5: I hate that shit so much because they can pull

506
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 5: up every goddamn crime statistic. We've ever had food deserts,

507
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 5: all this nonsense, but you can't figure out how we're feeling.

508
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 5: There's been no studies on that this whole fucking time.

509
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just didn't think about it. They're like, nah,

510
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:54,959
Speaker 2: he's yelling in the street because of his personality.

511
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 5: We got a lot of crime.

512
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't get a fuck.

513
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 6: He really likes eating that jumbo honeybuton because he loves himself.

514
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 2: That's just a centered twenty five year old man.

515
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,879
Speaker 5: Number one, number one consumers of all flaming hot dust

516
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 5: and that's all cigarettes. We don't know how they feel

517
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 5: about it.

518
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 2: I know they like spicy, Yeah, I know they like ment.

519
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:22,880
Speaker 2: That's that's about it.

520
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 6: I never seen somebody. I've never seen somebody look actually

521
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 6: happy to like eat a chop cheese, you know what

522
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 6: I'm saying.

523
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 5: Like I think, I think.

524
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 6: I think certain foods I see like black people eat

525
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 6: not to like food shame, but I definitely it's like self.

526
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 6: I'm like, or even not even black people just in general,

527
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 6: but like there's food we eat as Americans where I'm like,

528
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 6: that's self hatred. Like every taco, every taco bells like experiment.

529
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 2: I'm like my man, when I was a kid, you

530
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 2: could in certain corner stores you call them Bodega's Jordan

531
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 2: because you're Spanish for some reason in New York, but

532
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 2: black store. At corner stores, you could buy some flaming

533
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 2: hots and then you could get the dude behind the

534
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 2: like the counter to open it and pour meat and

535
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 2: cheese inside of it, and then he would give you

536
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 2: like a fork and you could just like have this

537
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 2: flaming hot like nacho combination. And that was like a

538
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 2: very common day throat like fucking jalapenos and that ship

539
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 2: whatever you wanted, you can get that ship done. And

540
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 2: none of us ever thought like, man, that's that's probably

541
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 2: not a good sign for us.

542
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:54,959
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.

543
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 2: We were just like, that's good food. Let's go.

544
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 6: That's so fucked up because it's mixed messages for like

545
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 6: for like boys growing up and for girls growing up,

546
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 6: like you hear sisters, it would get like like even

547
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 6: Loope talking about they say the steroids in the chicken

548
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 6: is the reason for the thickening and the young woman,

549
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 6: and it'd be like, you know, there's steroids in it.

550
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 6: But then on the other side it would be like yo,

551
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 6: you drink that grape soda. Dude, you ain't gonna have

552
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 6: no sperm.

553
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 2: It was grape soda for y'all.

554
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was like just.

555
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 5: Different New York. It was wild because we've talked about

556
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 5: the sperm soda anauseum.

557
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 2: We've never gotten the grape.

558
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 5: No, it's always been it's always been the furthest weep

559
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 5: God is like Phantom, right.

560
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we went as far as Phantom very recently.

561
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 6: No, ours was tropical fantasy. Tropical fantasy is the sperm

562
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 6: killer or the blue mountain dew. Don't be drinking those.

563
00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 6: But it's like, who's getting all these girls pregnant? There's

564
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 6: clearly nothing wrong with the soda.

565
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 2: Or the soda. The soda ain't as strong as we thought.

566
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 5: It was holding back the floodgates. Yeah, or the reason

567
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 5: that's not an army of us. I am wearing it.

568
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 6: I ain't wearing a rubber bro' I'm just drinking this

569
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 6: blue stuff.

570
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 2: And maybe did you drink your blue stuff? Yes, Okay,

571
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 2: you can come in me. One of the things that

572
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 2: I think is is a final piece maybe to add

573
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 2: to this conversation, is while black people on average are

574
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 2: still less likely to kill themselves as it relates to

575
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 2: feelings of depression, suicidal thoughts, all of that stuff. There

576
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 2: has been a major uptick in people wanting to hurt

577
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 2: themselves in the black community, and some of that may

578
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:02,760
Speaker 2: be obviously related to not seeking help the same way,

579
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 2: right that they said, while black people on average, the

580
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 2: suicide numbers four black people have gone from twenty eighteen

581
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 2: to twenty twenty one have gone from seven point three

582
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 2: person or people per every one hundred thousand people to

583
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 2: eight point seven per one hundred thousand people. So it's

584
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 2: made like a one and a half person jump for

585
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 2: in three years, this three year span.

586
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 5: I mean that's pandemic years though as well.

587
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, yeah, twenty eighteen to twenty twenty one, you

588
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 2: got pandemic through a big portion of that.

589
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 5: Yeah. I feel like that's like a huge that's like

590
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 5: a significant enough occurrence to not to kind of makes

591
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 5: you feel like it makes that day like I'd like

592
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 5: to see it like from twenty twenty three to twenty

593
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 5: twenty seven.

594
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 2: Well, you know, it's fascinating and I don't disagree with you,

595
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 2: but what is fascinating is that all of the numbers

596
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 2: have risen across the board for everyone except white people.

597
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 2: White people actually have dropped in numbers during that span

598
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 2: of the pandemic, including the pandemic. Rather and and everybody

599
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 2: else is way higher than they were.

600
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 6: So white people are dropping less, is what you're saying.

601
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 2: White people are feeling more sturdy than ever and they're

602
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 2: standing ten taels down and they ain't moving baby.

603
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 5: Truly, one of the more upsetting statistics on the.

604
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 2: And what don't end.

605
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 6: The dogs that's keeping white people alive? You see white

606
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 6: white people escape depression.

607
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 2: Hates dogs, So I get that.

608
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 6: I don't.

609
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 5: I don't hate dogs. Don't do that to me, first

610
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 5: of all. But I've been given the chance, Like if

611
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 5: dogs were given like a raised consciousness, I think the

612
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 5: white people were the first ones they would turn on.

613
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 5: I would hope so and whoever's fighting them mostly yeah,

614
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 5: I would hope they Yeah, how conscious we talking like

615
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 5: they could talk?

616
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like talk well, not talk about the ship

617
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 2: that they would talk about right now? You want them

618
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 2: talking about like you know, I.

619
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 5: Think any mastery of language, and they would turn on

620
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 5: white people. You think you think basic. I don't think

621
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:23,280
Speaker 5: dogs like wearing clothes. I don't think like like wearing clothes.

622
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,839
Speaker 5: I don't think they like living in apartments. I don't

623
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 5: think they like black yeap, No, that comes from the owner.

624
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 5: It's just like a tension thing.

625
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, but they were like biting us. It's like civil rights.

626
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 5: They train them, that's the thing. Dog's not loyal to

627
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 5: bite anybody you tell them to.

628
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 2: But now it's in their genes to bite. I think

629
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 2: you need them a little smarter than what you have

630
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 2: them right now. They don't seem to have much allegiance

631
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 2: beyond who's who's feeding them.

632
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 6: They got the intelligence of a two year old who

633
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 6: hates black people. That's what they's.

634
00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Jordans Jordan seems to think the black part

635
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 2: is permanent.

636
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 5: But there's not coded forever. This is like one generation.

637
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 2: I think they're born that way. And I don't know

638
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 2: what to do about that part.

639
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 5: You know what, why is it always it always comes

640
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 5: back to dogs and soda on this podcast. I swear to.

641
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 2: God, dogs and motherfucking soda. That's all black people have

642
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:23,320
Speaker 2: conspiracies about.

643
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:24,280
Speaker 5: Man.

644
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 6: Just thinking just the thought of dogs talking is so

645
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 6: scary to me because I do think they would call

646
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 6: they would definitely call us the N word.

647
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 2: Like every dog I tend to think that when you know,

648
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 2: when you're walking past the house and a dog is

649
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 2: just like yapping, just like hard as fuck.

650
00:35:48,400 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 8: It's just my niggerside, all right, all right.

651
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 2: He's like, he's a nice guy. I don't know why

652
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 2: he's doing that. Yeah, I bet he doesn't.

653
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, sir, it's not you. I'm sorry.

654
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 5: He hates all niggers.

655
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 3: It's not guy.

656
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 2: I swear to God if you could hear what he's

657
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,439
Speaker 2: saying in his language. It's just a racial thing. It's

658
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 2: not he's not a mean guy. He just doesn't like you.

659
00:36:47,120 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 1: Chips and yours a racist money turning stuff. The Arkans

660
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Speaker 1: oplay the US A table