WEBVTT - Introducing: My Momma Told Me with Langston Kerman

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<v Speaker 1>Hi. I'm comedian and retired fordicator and Lengthston Kerman. And

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<v Speaker 1>with the help of the beautiful oppressors that I heart

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<v Speaker 1>radio and big money players, I'd like to present my

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<v Speaker 1>brand new podcast called My Mama Told Me, where each

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<v Speaker 1>week me and the special guests will explore all of

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<v Speaker 1>the twisted conspiracies that the white man doesn't want you

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<v Speaker 1>to know about. We'll talk silly conspiracies. I think there

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<v Speaker 1>may be some people who aren't black in the Black Illuminati.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Bill Clinton could be in the Black illuminatim

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<v Speaker 1>thing number one. He plays the saxophone. Nobody in the

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<v Speaker 1>white Illuminati plays a jazz based instrument. That that's ted

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<v Speaker 1>me just talking. We'll talk dangerous conspiracies and I'm One

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<v Speaker 1>day I was with like two three of my friends

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<v Speaker 1>and I went to get a missed it. I used

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<v Speaker 1>to always get the very joint. The very joint was

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<v Speaker 1>my jam with a blue and I grabbed it in

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<v Speaker 1>My homie Gregory was like, don't drink that. It's made

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<v Speaker 1>by the KKK. And we'll talk about conspiracies that will

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<v Speaker 1>make you feel like maybe your grandmother was right when

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<v Speaker 1>she told you to take your butt back to church.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you believe any staturn number, or idea, what research

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<v Speaker 1>for a second. If you believe any stat any number,

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<v Speaker 1>any idea that isn't done and conducted by black people,

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<v Speaker 1>you're cool. You're a coon. Now that brother's crazy, and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll play fun games along the way like homemade hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>Brothers and sisters. Welcome. My name is Mujahid Mussine Bay.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope everybody's drinking their water and eating their green

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<v Speaker 1>vegetable because nothing that comes out of the ground is white.

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<v Speaker 1>Think about it, y'all, don't hear me, Oh, we hear you,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, and we'll even talk to experts who, by

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<v Speaker 1>all accounts, have almost no expertise whatsoever. Okay, So by

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<v Speaker 1>thing about Churcky cheese is that they're basically a shame

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<v Speaker 1>that as a strike of midnight, the robots get off

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<v Speaker 1>their stands and start walking around seeking for children to

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<v Speaker 1>eat or to just torture them. So if you love

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<v Speaker 1>black people and you love hearing black people make up stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>then listen to my Mama Told Me, available on the

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<v Speaker 1>I Heart radio app, Apple podcasts, or anywhere else that

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<v Speaker 1>pods are cast.