Speaker 1: Hi. I'm comedian and retired fordicator and Lengthston Kerman. And
Speaker 1: with the help of the beautiful oppressors that I heart
Speaker 1: radio and big money players, I'd like to present my
Speaker 1: brand new podcast called My Mama Told Me, where each
Speaker 1: week me and the special guests will explore all of
Speaker 1: the twisted conspiracies that the white man doesn't want you
Speaker 1: to know about. We'll talk silly conspiracies. I think there
Speaker 1: may be some people who aren't black in the Black Illuminati.
Speaker 1: I think Bill Clinton could be in the Black illuminatim
Speaker 1: thing number one. He plays the saxophone. Nobody in the
Speaker 1: white Illuminati plays a jazz based instrument. That that's ted
Speaker 1: me just talking. We'll talk dangerous conspiracies and I'm One
Speaker 1: day I was with like two three of my friends
Speaker 1: and I went to get a missed it. I used
Speaker 1: to always get the very joint. The very joint was
Speaker 1: my jam with a blue and I grabbed it in
Speaker 1: My homie Gregory was like, don't drink that. It's made
Speaker 1: by the KKK. And we'll talk about conspiracies that will
Speaker 1: make you feel like maybe your grandmother was right when
Speaker 1: she told you to take your butt back to church.
Speaker 1: Did you believe any staturn number, or idea, what research
Speaker 1: for a second. If you believe any stat any number,
Speaker 1: any idea that isn't done and conducted by black people,
Speaker 1: you're cool. You're a coon. Now that brother's crazy, and
Speaker 1: we'll play fun games along the way like homemade hotel.
Speaker 1: Brothers and sisters. Welcome. My name is Mujahid Mussine Bay.
Speaker 1: I hope everybody's drinking their water and eating their green
Speaker 1: vegetable because nothing that comes out of the ground is white.
Speaker 1: Think about it, y'all, don't hear me, Oh, we hear you,
Speaker 1: all right, and we'll even talk to experts who, by
Speaker 1: all accounts, have almost no expertise whatsoever. Okay, So by
Speaker 1: thing about Churcky cheese is that they're basically a shame
Speaker 1: that as a strike of midnight, the robots get off
Speaker 1: their stands and start walking around seeking for children to
Speaker 1: eat or to just torture them. So if you love
Speaker 1: black people and you love hearing black people make up stuff,
Speaker 1: then listen to my Mama Told Me, available on the
Speaker 1: I Heart radio app, Apple podcasts, or anywhere else that
Speaker 1: pods are cast.