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Speaker 1: YouTube video is right below in this podcast. And also

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I have an interesting question. It's broken Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: Quotes from the Ring from the Lord of the Rings.

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Speaker 4: Here's the question. This thrilla in Manila once famously said,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's world champion boxer Muhammad Alwi.

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Speaker 2: When's the last time that she even went to Disneyland?

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Speaker 1: If you can dream it, you can do it.

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Speaker 4: Jeffery, you bet against her, and she got it right.

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Speaker 1: Hey and jeff remember follow at Brook and Jeffrey on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: You'll learn some things.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, finally we're on to Jose. Jose your category is

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Speaker 2: And I don't teach me for not believing in Alexis

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Speaker 4: If you say the word, I will storm for you.

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Speaker 2: Guys, We're gonna do more with laser stories right after this.

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Speaker 2: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 2: Heard, The Pizza Entertainment Fun Palace a ka Chuck E

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Speaker 1: I like how it took them forty years to realize

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Speaker 2: That'll be the home of the Singing Mouse with all

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Speaker 1: When this radio show doesn't work out, maybe you can

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just don't go in after dark when it's closed,

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Speaker 2: This next Laser stories out of Social Gathering Central. If

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Speaker 1: Yes, I mean, you know which friends are the best

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Speaker 2: Gingerbread is our favorite.

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Speaker 2: Then salted caramel, peppermint, maple, pumpkin spices fifth. Then chai,

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Speaker 1: Give me more bourbon?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like bourbon balls or just three straight shots of jack.

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Speaker 1: Em there's more cake and pie.

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Speaker 3: Cake.

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Speaker 2: She makes cakes?

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Speaker 1: Does she?

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Speaker 3: Is?

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Speaker 1: She a cake lady out of nowhere?

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Speaker 5: Like you wake up the next morning and there's a

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Speaker 1: I was just craving a cake.

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Speaker 2: Plus, close to fifty percent of us have hidden holiday

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Speaker 1: Duh, that's so true.

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Speaker 2: The most common hiding spots are behind other stuff in

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Speaker 2: Usually they're hidden in a cupboard that doesn't normally have

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Speaker 1: It's kind of weird to keep I mean, I know

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Speaker 2: I know, this guy's not hiding the sweets. It's totally

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Speaker 2: festive stop for the holidays has come to an end

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Speaker 2: for the day. We'll do it again at the same time.

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Speaker 3: On Wednesday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Oh, this is your final reminder. Take your last hot

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Speaker 2: holiday food. Yeah, because yes, Eating Season is coming down

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Speaker 1: I can't believe we're not just taking our pants off

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Speaker 2: Have a little bit of decency. Still, we're gonna do

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Speaker 2: it in a brand new edition of Riffing Around. Yes,

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Speaker 2: a special Eating Season version of the game that tests

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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Probably, but now you can actually prove it when we

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Speaker 2: Brooks got another butt in the Dutch oven or it's

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Speaker 2: time for a fresh baked edition of Around Around where

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Speaker 2: I play the instrumental of a famous song in my

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Speaker 2: show their complete lack of musical knowledge by trying to

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Speaker 2: guess the tune. And because Thanksgiving is right around the corner,

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Speaker 2: all of today's songs have foods in the title. No,

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Speaker 2: they're not all necessarily Thanksgiving foods, but they are foods,

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Speaker 2: I can assure you. Okay, okay, And Jose obviously has

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Speaker 1: I'm as I consider myself a foodie.

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Speaker 2: But we're going to start with a girl who uses

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Speaker 2: tan Alexis. Name this food theme song the title the

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Speaker 2: correct title?

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Speaker 3: No, what is it?

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Speaker 1: Call?

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Speaker 7: I know?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, A guess can't go through all the

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Speaker 2: lyrics here? Three?

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Speaker 8: Two, one?

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Speaker 2: All right, we're going to if you can come on,

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Speaker 2: need guess, I don't have Brook check by the Ocean by.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't think of the lyrics. All right, I'm diabetics,

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Speaker 2: so I'm we're onto you. Your reputation as a mother

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Speaker 4: High in Oh she got one of the works in

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Speaker 4: the title is.

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Speaker 2: Stealing.

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Speaker 1: It's the beginning of the song, the beginning.

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Speaker 2: We're subtracting a point from Brook for arguing about jose

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Speaker 2: can you steal it? I'm gonna go with wrong. The

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Speaker 2: correct answer was American Pie by Don McLean.

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Speaker 1: Tracked a point because you made a poor musical.

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Speaker 2: Chative to We're trying to set an all new records.

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Speaker 2: You and I may win just because we're on to joy.

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Speaker 2: All those nights watching food videos on the toilet. It

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Speaker 5: Guess like tacos or Chinese dumplings.

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Speaker 2: Let's see you can get this song changing.

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Speaker 1: This isn't a family.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, Joy is gonna get by Justin Bieber. That's

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Speaker 2: one of Josey's favorite.

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Speaker 1: I love this song.

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Speaker 2: We're on to the second round here. The score is

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Speaker 2: Alexis zero. Jose's in the lead with one Brooke taking

448
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 2: up the rear with the negative.

449
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:05,920
Speaker 1: I was up one.

450
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:13,360
Speaker 2: Aude does not fly back to Alexis. Alexis, please name

451
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:14,920
Speaker 2: this food theme song.

452
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 10: Sugar Yeah.

453
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 1: Style.

454
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 5: I haven't written down already.

455
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:25,680
Speaker 1: That song in two notes.

456
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 2: I thought it only has to be the hook of

457
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:32,719
Speaker 2: the songs Chance to Redeem yourself I will double your

458
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:36,399
Speaker 2: points here if you can correctly guess this food theme song,

459
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:50,919
Speaker 2: a very popular song all over the world.

460
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:55,159
Speaker 1: That's not it.

461
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:58,560
Speaker 2: Surprisingly, I'm gonna go with u.

462
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 1: Key legs steal it. I don't know, No, it's not

463
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 1: that sounds like.

464
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 2: Got it, got it fruits wrong? Okay, take it is

465
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 2: butter butter butter b t s of course.

466
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 3: Yes.

467
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:23,160
Speaker 2: Jose jumps into soul control of the lead with two

468
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 2: correct and again I'm gonna give you double points because

469
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 2: this one's tough. If you can correctly guess this song.

470
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 6: Oh my god, dance too much in the pants dances.

471
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 2: What's it called? What's it called?

472
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 6: Peanut butter jelly time?

473
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:49,119
Speaker 3: Wow?

474
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 2: Jose, I heard that?

475
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: So long.

476
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 2: You're four correct, Alexis says one. Brook still negative to that.

477
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,919
Speaker 2: Let's got it in final round and this one we're

478
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 2: gonna mix it up a little bit. Not looking for

479
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:07,440
Speaker 2: the song with food, but the artist who's associated with food,

480
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 2: I mean the artist that's associated Also for the third time,

481
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:20,640
Speaker 2: artist is associated with food. Here we go, Alexis, name

482
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 2: the artist that sings this famous song.

483
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 11: Oh, I guess.

484
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,400
Speaker 1: I just sighed, That's all I did.

485
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 2: I just side Brooke insert disparaging comment here named this song?

486
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 2: You know no name the song name. The artist who

487
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:43,880
Speaker 2: sings this song.

488
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 1: The Cranberries.

489
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:52,600
Speaker 2: It was too easy for She gets one correct, bringing

490
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 2: her on that one back down to negative. Then the

491
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 2: question and you lost it all right? What double negative two?

492
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:03,959
Speaker 1: It's like negative four?

493
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:08,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean negative two is actually generous. Jose to

494
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 2: take it home million. The artist who sings this song,

495
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 2: oh Don Gray, Jose ten pois Jose. And the winner

496
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 2: of Ripping Around Thanksgiving edition is Jose Bolano. Yeah, I

497
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 2: want to ride around in the gravy boat. I'm jeff

498
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 2: row rowro Your throat to bot bone tap is coming

499
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 2: up right.

500
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 3: After this, freaking Jeffrey in the morning time for a

501
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 3: game we call.

502
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:47,239
Speaker 2: Just the Tap or phone tap, And today we call

503
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 2: a woman in an office of about forty people, and

504
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 2: she's been complaining to her best friend lately that corporate

505
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 2: that oversees the company keeps changing policies and rules and

506
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,640
Speaker 2: it's really hard to keep up with. And she's even

507
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 2: said she's thinking about looking for another job because of it. Man,

508
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,120
Speaker 2: But before that happens, Brooke is going to reach out

509
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:10,119
Speaker 2: with one final change, and you need to text in

510
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 2: at seven eighty five, nine to two, and tell us

511
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,360
Speaker 2: if you think Brook takes it a little bit too

512
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:19,119
Speaker 2: far at the end. That's what our producer said. He

513
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 2: looked at it, but give us feedback. It's your phone

514
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:22,679
Speaker 2: tap right now.

515
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, Stacy, Yeah, this is Yeah, this is Ellen

516
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,880
Speaker 1: de Borgberg from corporate. Oh.

517
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 12: Hi, how's it going.

518
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 1: I'm well, I'm calling in regards to the memo we

519
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 1: sent out regarding the position and title changes that are

520
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 1: happening within your office.

521
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 12: Oh, I'm sorry, I don't think I've seen anything. Let

522
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 12: me just check my stamp folder real quick and just

523
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 12: see I that's odd. Yeah, and I'm so sorry I'm

524
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 12: not seeing anything.

525
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 1: I guess I'll need you to email this because you're

526
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 1: going to be the one disseminating this information. I'll just

527
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 1: tell you the names and then you shoot it out.

528
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 12: Okay, sounds good.

529
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 1: Okay, are you ready?

530
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 12: Yep, I'm ready.

531
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 8: Okay.

532
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 7: Well, starting tomorrow, Paul's going to be reporting to mary Anne,

533
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 7: Marianne is going to be reporting to Tammy.

534
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 1: And now tell me is going to be reporting to Richard.

535
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 1: Hopefully that will help the strategic optimization.

536
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 12: Okay, I'm sorry, can you go a little short. I'm

537
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 12: trying to type to.

538
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 1: Keep up, but you're going to need to be typing

539
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 1: a little faster than that if you're going to be

540
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 1: working here.

541
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 12: Okay, okay, So Paul is going to be reporting to

542
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 12: who mary Anne?

543
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 1: Marianne's reporting to Tammy, and Tammy's going to be reporting

544
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 1: to Richard.

545
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 12: I'm so sorry. I don't I don't know who any

546
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 12: of these people are.

547
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 8: We don't have a.

548
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 12: Paul Marianne, to Tammy or Richard.

549
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 13: In our office.

550
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 1: Are you new?

551
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 3: No?

552
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 12: I've been here for three years.

553
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 7: Okay, well I just need to ask this. Please don't

554
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 7: take offense. Is this an anti social thing? Like you

555
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 7: don't like your co so you don't know them?

556
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 12: I just honestly don't recognize any of those names, Like

557
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 12: those people just don't work here. This is tactics, right, No,

558
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 12: I'm sorry, I don't know what that is. Is that

559
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 12: a company?

560
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 3: Oh?

561
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 1: Shoot, we manage a few different companies. I must have

562
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 1: dialed the wrong one. Oh good thing. This wasn't a

563
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: call about firing, am I?

564
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 7: Right?

565
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 13: Yeah?

566
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 12: Okay, well that makes a lot more sense. I was,

567
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 12: you know, like, who are these people?

568
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: I mean?

569
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 7: Actually, I don't have time to chit chat.

570
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 1: I've got another call to make.

571
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 3: Thank you.

572
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 1: Oh hello, Hi, Stacy.

573
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 7: I meant to call you back a few minutes ago,

574
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 7: but just had a little rendezvous with my husband in

575
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 7: the office and well, let's just say, papers got mixed up.

576
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 1: My desk is a wreck. Wink.

577
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 12: Okay, can I can I help you?

578
00:30:59,760 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 1: Oh?

579
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 7: Yes, I have the correct reorg list for your office,

580
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 7: So just let me know when you're ready and I

581
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 7: can tell your employees.

582
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 12: Okay, yeah, I'm ready.

583
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 7: Okay.

584
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 1: Paul is going to report to mary Anne, Marianne is

585
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: going to report to Tammy, and Tammy is going to

586
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 1: be reporting to Richard. Wait, am I going too fast

587
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: for you again?

588
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 8: No?

589
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 12: No, those are just names of people that don't work here.

590
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 12: That's the same list you gave me before.

591
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 13: Really, yeah, what's going on?

592
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 12: Did you really mean to call me?

593
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 8: Or I mean?

594
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 12: This is this is odd?

595
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 7: All right, here's the real deal.

596
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 1: I don't really work at corporate.

597
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 12: What do you mean caught me?

598
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: I'm actually unemployed right now.

599
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 7: And I guess I had a plan to impress you

600
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 7: by reading off a bunch of names and hoping you'd say, wow,

601
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 7: she sounds on top of things. Yeah, And then we'd

602
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 7: work together and become best friends and go out to

603
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 7: grab coffee and croissants.

604
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 8: This is this is really weird.

605
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 7: It would be right. Oh and then on weekends we'd

606
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 7: hit up different wine bars looking to pick up lonely men.

607
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 7: Just you, Me and your friend Amy the trace a megas.

608
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 7: Wait doesn't that sound fun?

609
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 12: You know Amy?

610
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 3: Oh?

611
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, she's the one that set you up for this

612
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 7: prank phone call. This is actually brug from the radio

613
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 7: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

614
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you. I thought you

615
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 1: were excited you just met your new best friend.

616
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 7: I mean you Amy, a couple of soft lonks.

617
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: You do sound fun?

618
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 7: We could live together.

619
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 12: You're not serious though, right.

620
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 8: Oh?

621
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 1: I have the best It's wine o'clock sign.

622
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 2: You'll love it.

623
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 12: I'll put it up in our bedroom, our bedroom.

624
00:32:59,160 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 4: You, me and my husban.

625
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 13: Okay, wow, wake.

626
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 3: Up every morning with taps weekday mornings on the twenties

627
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

628
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 2: If you look online, there are a million different tips

629
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 2: and tricks that are supposed to help guys who want

630
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 2: to pick up ladies out in public.

631
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 3: Oh.

632
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many times I've searched for that.

633
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, we all need it sometimes, Like maybe you're supposed

634
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 2: to do a cool magic trick to sort of.

635
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 1: Diamond ring.

636
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 2: Just go how is amvolla? My pants have disappeared?

637
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 1: Actually take my ring instead.

638
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 2: One of our listeners says that he got his dating

639
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 2: pickup advice and inspiration by watching one video online and

640
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 2: actually went out and tried it. Huh what did he do?

641
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it in your brand new second date

642
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 2: updates coming right after this second date up date. What

643
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 2: do you do if you've been single for the last

644
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 2: few years, You've been on over a dozen dates on

645
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 2: a dozen different dating apps, and absolutely nothing has stuck. Oh,

646
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 2: you'd have to actually leave your house in order for

647
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 2: that to count. As you could become a monk and

648
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 2: take a vow of celibacy to make it seem like

649
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 2: it was all your idea the whole time.

650
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,760
Speaker 1: They like some of those places, beautiful views.

651
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 2: All virgins up there. Or you could do the most

652
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 2: frightening thing in the world, like our listener Rob did,

653
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 2: and meet someone in real life. People don't actually do

654
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 2: that anymore. Actually, you scare me. Welcome to the show.

655
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 8: Thank you so much. Thanks for having me.

656
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 1: That's exciting that, you know. I feel like we've heard

657
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,399
Speaker 1: a couple of these stories lately. Maybe people are going

658
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,280
Speaker 1: back to this trend.

659
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,919
Speaker 2: It's either exciting in a real low moment in your life.

660
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 2: So which one?

661
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 8: No, I'm like you said, I'm just completely done with

662
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 8: the apps, like no one ever wants to meet up.

663
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 8: It's just a waste of my time.

664
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 1: Okay, So what'd you do to meet somebody in person?

665
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 1: What was your trick?

666
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,479
Speaker 8: Well, normally how I would try to meet someone, I'd

667
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 8: be like, if you know you were a vegetable, you'd

668
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 8: be a cute cumber. Oh line, And I'll say that

669
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 8: on a dating app and stuff. And I mean, sometimes

670
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 8: it'll work, they'll respond to me, and sometimes it just

671
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 8: it just won't.

672
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 2: It's pretty not just like jokes.

673
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 3: Like bad jokes.

674
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 1: It's pretty cheesy. Yeah yeah.

675
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,359
Speaker 2: Or maybe that was a little bit too high brow

676
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 2: that they don't understand cute cumber. Yeah, I mean it's

677
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,919
Speaker 2: like vegetables and cute old ones.

678
00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 8: Another one that I've tried before that sometimes works. Excuse me,

679
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:04,319
Speaker 8: you seem to have dropped something. Oh oh, it's your standards.

680
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,359
Speaker 8: Can I buy you a drink?

681
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 3: Oh?

682
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 1: I like that to yourself.

683
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:09,919
Speaker 3: Yeah.

684
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: I mean I'm starting to feel like it's not the

685
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,800
Speaker 1: app's fault that you're not meeting a lot of people.

686
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 2: It's the wrong girl.

687
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 4: You need a girl who's like loves that silly stuff.

688
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 8: Brother, that's what I'm hoping to find here.

689
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, So you said that's what you used to do.

690
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 2: Those were your old strategies. Do you mean that you

691
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 2: have like a new thing that you were trying.

692
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 8: Yeah, So I found this video online and there was

693
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 8: this guy who said that there's just one like super

694
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 8: simple trick that you have to do.

695
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,919
Speaker 2: Oh okay, everybody listening right this time.

696
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 8: So you're at like a bar or something. You walk

697
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 8: like right next to her, and then you lean over

698
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 8: the bartender and you just say, I'll have an old

699
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 8: fashion she'll have a rainbow lemon drop, and then just

700
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:56,359
Speaker 8: say put it on my tab and then just walk away.

701
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 3: Wait, she's like, you.

702
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,399
Speaker 1: Drink in a gross free drink. Yeah, Like you get

703
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,959
Speaker 1: a good old fashion and she gets a rainbow lemon drop.

704
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 4: Well, I think it's just any drink, right, Like, you

705
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 4: don't always have to.

706
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 2: Be Yeah, you don't have to stick with the rainbow lemons.

707
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 2: Off just like some sort of free drink for her.

708
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,879
Speaker 2: I'm getting something for me, put it on my tab,

709
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 2: and then you walk away.

710
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 1: Wait, and you think she wants to date ux you

711
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 1: bought her free drink. No, but it's a mystery, so

712
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 1: you're gonna follow him to find out who he is. No,

713
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,399
Speaker 1: that's the best part, not having to talk to the guy.

714
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 3: Who you drink. Yeah.

715
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,800
Speaker 8: No, the guy in the video said that I'm just

716
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 8: like you said. It kind of creates a mystery. You know,

717
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 8: She's like, she's just gonna start thinking about you and

718
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 8: thinking about you.

719
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 2: Different than most guys that buy people drinks, because most

720
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 2: guys will do it and then stick around and be like,

721
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 2: all right, I bought you something, now you owe me

722
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 2: like ten minutes of time. So did you do this

723
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 2: out in the real world?

724
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 8: So I actually just tried it the other night and

725
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 8: it works.

726
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 7: Damn.

727
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 8: Okay, your name was Camilla, Camilla.

728
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 1: How long did it take for Camilla to get the

729
00:37:58,400 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 1: drink and go find you?

730
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,919
Speaker 8: Literally five minutes? Like she had not finished the drink.

731
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 8: She had it in her hand when she walked up

732
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:04,800
Speaker 8: to me.

733
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 5: Okay, wow, Well, every time she looks down at the drink,

734
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 5: she's thinking of you, Well, you must be.

735
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 11: Pretty attractive, because she wouldn't's not attractive.

736
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 1: Like Jeff said, it's so nice not to owe anybody anything, yeah,

737
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,240
Speaker 1: or something, you know, like it's such a relief, probably

738
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: to her.

739
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 2: And I don't think it has anything to do with attractiveness.

740
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 2: It's just like the mystery of it. Yeah, it's like

741
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 2: a It's like an ugly guy gave you a drink

742
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 2: and then walked away.

743
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 1: You'd probably be like, huh, I wouldn't go talk to him.

744
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:32,879
Speaker 2: No, yeah I was, but but it worked for Rob.

745
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:34,799
Speaker 2: So how long did you guys talk?

746
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 8: We were talking for like maybe ten minutes or so.

747
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 8: She said she was waiting for a friend, so when

748
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 8: her friend came, she did have to leave. But oh, okay,

749
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 8: so she was just I did give her or she

750
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 8: gave me my number? Oh she gave me her number?

751
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 2: Yeah scary if she gave you your number.

752
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 8: Number and I text her and she like replied right

753
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,479
Speaker 8: then just like got it. So I know she didn't

754
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:00,319
Speaker 8: give me a fake number.

755
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,879
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, wait, did you guys go on on a date?

756
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:06,319
Speaker 8: I have not heard from her. I tried to see her.

757
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 8: They tried to cut something up and I've got nothing.

758
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,720
Speaker 1: Okay, And so the guy in the video on YouTube

759
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:14,240
Speaker 1: that you watch, he didn't have any phones.

760
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 8: There was no part too.

761
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:19,440
Speaker 2: No, yes, but a tech minute conversation is basically like

762
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:23,399
Speaker 2: a long term relationship in the modern dating world. You'd

763
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,800
Speaker 2: been together for a very long time. Yeah, but I

764
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 2: guess we should ask do we know one hundred percent

765
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 2: that this Camilla girl was single?

766
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 1: Oh, that is a risk in this one, because you

767
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 1: buy him a drink before you hit on, you know,

768
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 1: before you.

769
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 4: Talk to us.

770
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 8: True, I mean that is straight out ask her. But

771
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 8: she was definitely like leaning into it. I feel like

772
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:43,399
Speaker 8: I'm pretty sure.

773
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 2: But if she if she was in a relationship, she

774
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 2: probably wouldn't have like walked across and tracked you down,

775
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 2: like struck up a conversation and her friend was there.

776
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 2: How long has it been since that bar interaction?

777
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:54,959
Speaker 8: About four days now.

778
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 1: Okay, not that long? How many texts have you sent?

779
00:39:58,760 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 3: Uh?

780
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 8: Possibly like five or six.

781
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,319
Speaker 1: On the line of maybe too many?

782
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 2: But yeah, maybe she's gaming you back. Maybe this is

783
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 2: like a girl strategy to pick the guy back up

784
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 2: after you pick her up. But we'll find out. We'll

785
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 2: come back though, because he'll call a radio stations all

786
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 2: according to and then we come back and call Camilla

787
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 2: try and get you your second date update.

788
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 9: Right after this second date update, welcome my friends to

789
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 9: today's special edition of How to Seduce a Beautiful Woman

790
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 9: Without speaking a word to her.

791
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:43,800
Speaker 2: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Bedroom. Today's pickup strategy

792
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 2: comes from our listener Rob, who tried something that he

793
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 2: found in an online video where if you're.

794
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 1: At a bar with that voice and when you say

795
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 1: online it sounds like something we shouldn't be taking.

796
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 2: It's not like that, but you just you go up

797
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 2: next to the woman that you like. You don't talk

798
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 2: to her, just order yourself a drink, then, without asking,

799
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 2: order her a drink and simply smile and walk away.

800
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,800
Speaker 2: Let the mystery do the work for you. Yes, And

801
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 2: that was different from Rob's previous strategy, which was to

802
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 2: basically use cheesy pickup lines like if you were a vegetable,

803
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 2: I'd say you were a cute cumber.

804
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 1: We started talking to Rob and he's like, yeah, it

805
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: didn't work for twelve years. Yeah, twelve years of the

806
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:25,880
Speaker 1: same fing.

807
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 2: He decided to try something different and it worked.

808
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of I'll approached him and they talked for

809
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: ten minutes. She didn't give her a number, but.

810
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's not calling him back. But overall, I mean

811
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 2: after learning that move, Rob, do you feel like you're

812
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,280
Speaker 2: more confident in yourself?

813
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 7: Yeah?

814
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 8: I mean I think I do. The fact that she

815
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,240
Speaker 8: walked up to me, like, that's just crazy.

816
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 2: You think she's a psychopath.

817
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 1: You're saying, I think crazy in a good way to okay,

818
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 1: good not crazy in a bad.

819
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 2: Way, crazy in love? Like, yeah, okay, we're gonna call

820
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:59,359
Speaker 2: her right now. And remember, Rob, wait till we call

821
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 2: you in in order to jump on. Okay, We've got

822
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 2: a lot of people just springing on the line without permission,

823
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 2: So have some self control over there, got it?

824
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 1: He really feels like a wild card.

825
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 2: Jeff All right, here we go.

826
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 7: Hello.

827
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,280
Speaker 2: Hey is this Camilla?

828
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 8: Yes?

829
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 11: It is who.

830
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 2: We're a radio station called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

831
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: Camilla.

832
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 11: Okay, how can I how can I help you?

833
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 7: Then?

834
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you went out with a guy who listens

835
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 2: to our show.

836
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 1: I don't know if i'd say that, I would say,

837
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 1: you met a guy at a bar who listens to

838
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 1: our show.

839
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 2: His name is Rob, and you guys met like four

840
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:52,399
Speaker 2: nights ago.

841
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 8: Ish.

842
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:59,959
Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, yeah, no, I I know who you're talking about.

843
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Well Rob, he bought you a drink and

844
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:06,319
Speaker 2: you guys ended up talking for a few minutes until

845
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 2: your friend got there, and he knows it.

846
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 1: Wasn't like a lot of time together, but you know,

847
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 1: he was impressed by who you were.

848
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 2: We're just wondering what were your thoughts about Rob?

849
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 11: He was he was nice.

850
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 1: Uh, Okay.

851
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,799
Speaker 2: We always have a bad reaction when the only thing

852
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 2: that they say is nice.

853
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

854
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 1: First, I just want to hear, like when he went

855
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,479
Speaker 1: up to the bar and he bought you a drink

856
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:33,359
Speaker 1: without saying anything, what was going through your head?

857
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 11: Honestly, I've never had something like that happen to me before,

858
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,840
Speaker 11: so it was kind of just like, well, he was

859
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 11: a little timid about it at first, so I didn't

860
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 11: honestly know fully if he was talking to me or

861
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 11: about me at first. But then there really was no

862
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,840
Speaker 11: one else around us, and he just walked away and

863
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 11: there was a drink there for me, So I was

864
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 11: I was intrigued.

865
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 12: I was confused, but I was intrigued.

866
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 2: How we wanted you to feel that worked?

867
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 1: So what's crazy is it came across as timid to you,

868
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 1: not as like uber confidence.

869
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 3: Off.

870
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 4: I was like the trick.

871
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,839
Speaker 2: Maybe he should have done like the Superman pose when

872
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 2: he ordered it, like I shall have an old fashioned

873
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 2: and she shall have a lemon drop with that help.

874
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 11: Uh no, I probably would not have gotten the conversation

875
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 11: out of me from that.

876
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,399
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's not bad what he did.

877
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 2: I mean, we're confused. Why you're not responding?

878
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 11: Well, okay, so I was there waiting for my friend

879
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 11: and he told us that. Okay, so when she got there,

880
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 11: we left, We went and did our own thing.

881
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 1: Uh huh.

882
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 11: But you know how I said I had never had

883
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 11: someone do something like that before. I can't say that anymore,

884
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 11: obviously because of Rob. But I would also have like

885
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 11: three more Nichols if I said I had a nickel

886
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 11: every time that's happened to me.

887
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 2: Since, what what do you mean you got?

888
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: I think she means that other people did that for her.

889
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 11: The same night, the same exact night, these two other

890
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 11: guys came up and did the exact same thing.

891
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 8: To us, both me and my friend.

892
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 2: They stole Rob's move. They probably saw do that across

893
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 2: the bar and oh.

894
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's a different bar. Did you But

895
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 1: did you go talk to the other two guys? I

896
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 1: mean you only went and talked to Rob right.

897
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,320
Speaker 11: Well, the second guy that did it. I was like,

898
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 11: where is this coming from?

899
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 10: Because obviously I'm not saying that Rob is not possibly

900
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 10: a trendsetter in his own circles of life, but I

901
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,240
Speaker 10: don't think I would.

902
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 11: Be giving him credit for it.

903
00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 2: If I had to guess, doesn't seem answer?

904
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you say?

905
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 4: Yeah?

906
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 11: He he literally pulled it up on his phone and

907
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,240
Speaker 11: showed me this like Instagram reel.

908
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 1: So another guy ruined it for our guy because if

909
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,919
Speaker 1: if you hadn't known that, if that hadn't happened, would

910
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:23,320
Speaker 1: you have contacted Rob? I mean maybe?

911
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 2: But I was just playing, Okay, we can work with maybe,

912
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 2: and I think Rob can probably work with maybe two

913
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 2: because he just might be on the other line right now,

914
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 2: listening and wanting to talk to you, Camilla, quick nonchalant Bro,

915
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 2: Rob you there.

916
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm here, and look, Camilla, I am. I'm honestly embarrassed.

917
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:51,760
Speaker 8: I'm sorry I did. I saw it on a TikTok video.

918
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:55,280
Speaker 8: I was just nervous and like you were really pretty.

919
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 8: I just kind of wanted to see if it work.

920
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 11: Yeah, but like how many girls did you try that on?

921
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 8: It was just you. You were the first one and

922
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 8: I got your number and I was so happy, and

923
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, that's cute.

924
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 11: I don't know, I feel like I feel like some

925
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 11: red flags are popping.

926
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 2: Up on my radar here, like what you feel like

927
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 2: Rob's a player?

928
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 1: Like that wasn't sincere? Yeah, I don't know.

929
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 11: At first, you think, Okay, this guy's buying me a

930
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 11: drink and seems nice and seems cool, and then you

931
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:31,240
Speaker 11: find out that it's just some dumb guy on YouTube

932
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 11: or TikTok or instant whatever, being like this is so

933
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 11: you pick up jukes.

934
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 1: That was a really good impression. And I've never even

935
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:39,359
Speaker 1: seen the video.

936
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 2: I want you to do these videos.

937
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 8: I do follow that guy though, yod I did see

938
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 8: you across the bar though, and like I chose you.

939
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 8: I thought you were so cute for a distance, and

940
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 8: when I got to you, like if you were a vegetable,

941
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 8: you'd be a cutecumber or something.

942
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:58,800
Speaker 11: Wait did you oh my yeah, no, no, no, that

943
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:03,399
Speaker 11: that was funny, like that that's way more you than

944
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 11: then the lemon drop.

945
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 9: That's how you should that's how you should have.

946
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 1: Come up to me.

947
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 8: It seems like you dropped something just now because oh wait,

948
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 8: it's your standard.

949
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 9: Where where was this guy?

950
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 4: Rob?

951
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 2: Where was this guy?

952
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: This is definitely him?

953
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 8: Wow, I guess I'm just a thief because I'm here

954
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 8: to steal your heart.

955
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,800
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, okay.

956
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 11: Wait, wait a minute, you might be taking it too far.

957
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone can take any more of this conversation.

958
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 2: I think we just need to offer to send you

959
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 2: guys out on another date that we would pay for.

960
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 2: If you don't do what, I'm going to.

961
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,320
Speaker 1: Marry this man you can have, it'll just become like

962
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,720
Speaker 1: the cutest couple we've ever.

963
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 2: Had on the show, A cucumber couple.

964
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 8: God, that's my that's I'm I'm I'm fattening that.

965
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 2: By the way, that's all wrong original. You would like

966
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,400
Speaker 2: to send you out on another date with Rob or

967
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 2: I guess on your first official date with Rob.

968
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 11: If you're up for it, you promise not to just

969
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 11: try to buy me a lemon drop and be all mysterious.

970
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 8: I can't promise that I won't say some more cheesy lines,

971
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 8: but I will I won't get you a lemon drop.

972
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 1: Okay, he'll be himself. That's so sweet, perfect I am.

973
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,399
Speaker 11: I am not lactose in tolerant. I want to all

974
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 11: the cheese.

975
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 7: I love it.

976
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 8: I love that. God, yeah it was it was guda.

977
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 1: Okay.

978
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 2: I can't get off the phone with you fast enough.

979
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:45,800
Speaker 2: We're so happy for it. Congratulations. Please keep us updated,

980
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 2: but only through email.

981
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:50,320
Speaker 3: Please faking Jeffrey in the morning.

982
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god, how weird was that?

983
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 3: I thought it was so cute.

984
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 2: You thought it was weird? Well, just that it works?

985
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

986
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 1: I just thought like it was just proof that he

987
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 1: should have just been himself in the beginning and it

988
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 1: all would have been so much better.

989
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 2: But the hardest part about the call is like we

990
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:08,959
Speaker 2: couldn't say anything to blow his cover.

991
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 1: Oh about the one like that he just came up

992
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 1: with that one line on the side because.

993
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 2: In part one he said that those are the cheesy

994
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 2: lines about the cucumber. Those used to be his go

995
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 2: to before he tried.

996
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 1: I mean, why would we call him out on that?

997
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,320
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, there was just no way to bring it

998
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 2: out harmless exactly, Like we weren't going to blow up

999
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:30,400
Speaker 2: his spot. But It's just crazy that the old stuff

1000
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 2: worked on this new girl.

1001
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 1: Before the next day, I can tell you right now

1002
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,799
Speaker 1: he is ferociously googling new pickup lines to come.

1003
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:39,839
Speaker 2: Up with Yeah, as cheesy as they can go, because

1004
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 2: she loved it. Maybe the key is he was doing

1005
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:43,839
Speaker 2: them over text and DMS and those types of things

1006
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:44,840
Speaker 2: only work in person.

1007
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe, and I think I'm going to go back

1008
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 1: to just be yourself.

1009
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 2: But sure yea yeah, I'm like, don't steal other people's jokes.

1010
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 2: Ok try and be as original as you can. I

1011
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:59,439
Speaker 2: think that's the lesson that we learned. And another lesson

1012
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 2: that you learned is you can always email us for

1013
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 2: help with your dating life.

1014
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1015
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 2: You know, one of the biggest regrets I have in

1016
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 2: my life happened when I was growing up in LA

1017
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:16,320
Speaker 2: as a young up and coming raw music talent, Jeffrey,

1018
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:19,760
Speaker 2: is that you're like, that was what I called myself.

1019
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 2: I had it on my little card, has.

1020
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,839
Speaker 1: Such emphasis on raw when you said that very raw.

1021
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 2: But somehow I managed to book an audition for the

1022
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:30,880
Speaker 2: Mickey Mouse Club.

1023
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:31,320
Speaker 3: Wow.

1024
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 2: That was so excited. But on the way over to

1025
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 2: the studio, the unthinkable happened. My family stretch limo broke down.

1026
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 2: We had to call in our backup stretch. Hummer, how embarrassing, Jeff,

1027
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 2: that broke down too, the.

1028
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:54,840
Speaker 1: Whole thing or just the hot tub.

1029
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 2: In the back, just the jacuzzi. Par so that was

1030
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 2: no good And what did we have to do? We

1031
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:04,439
Speaker 2: had to call our family friend mister T to pull

1032
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 2: the limo by hand down the freeway to see all

1033
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 2: the way to Disney h Q, where I arrived five

1034
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 2: minutes too late. Missed my chance and the role went

1035
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,320
Speaker 2: to some Tennessee kid named Justin Timberlin.

1036
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 1: But you know what, but he still doesn't have mister

1037
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:29,399
Speaker 1: T on his side.

1038
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,720
Speaker 2: But it could have been me dancing with Britney Spears

1039
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:37,320
Speaker 2: and bringing Sexy back. But no, I'm stuck here, just

1040
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 2: doing another song of the week with like.

1041
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 4: Seven limmos in the garage, all backed up this place.

1042
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 2: To blow my own bubbles and the jacuzzie. Now I'm

1043
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:51,880
Speaker 2: gonna sing. It's coming up. It is Song of the

1044
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:55,840
Speaker 2: week time. A lot of people listening. This is the

1045
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 2: last day of school or the final day at work

1046
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,720
Speaker 2: at the Lucky Ones before they take a few days

1047
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:06,800
Speaker 2: off to celebrate the main holiday of the year that

1048
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:08,400
Speaker 2: centers around food.

1049
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I love this holidays.

1050
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 2: We are talking about Thanksgiving.

1051
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 1: God, this is going to make me hungry just talking

1052
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:16,920
Speaker 1: about it.

1053
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,399
Speaker 4: I love it. We eat so much, we get two

1054
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:18,839
Speaker 4: days off.

1055
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1056
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a tradition. I know a lot of you

1057
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 2: probably wanted me to sing about nutritional goals and healthy

1058
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:30,879
Speaker 2: meals substitutes like baked cucumber and kidney bean cast role,

1059
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 2: but it's not happening because you're not doing that because,

1060
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 2: believe it or not, there's something more important than food,

1061
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 2: and that's food spending time with family. Sorry, I didn't

1062
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 2: I didn't mean to say that. What I meant to

1063
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:52,360
Speaker 2: say was the cringe worthy, stress inducing, horribly awkward moments

1064
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:56,319
Speaker 2: that you have to suffer through with your family. Yeah,

1065
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,719
Speaker 2: you have to give through one to get to the other.

1066
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:02,880
Speaker 2: I mean, really, that is what Thanksgiving is all about.

1067
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 2: Because when you're looking back on past gatherings, sure you

1068
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 2: might remember like specific foods or dishes that you liked

1069
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,360
Speaker 2: or that you look forward to every year, but the

1070
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 2: moments that live forever up in your mind are those

1071
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 2: little mini holiday disasters that just seemed to pop up

1072
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 2: every single time you go home and sit down around

1073
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:26,399
Speaker 2: that dinner table, Yeah, something's gonna go weird or wrong.

1074
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:26,799
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1075
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,359
Speaker 5: Year my mom took the potrells down two hours early

1076
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:32,319
Speaker 5: for some reason, on to microwave slices of meat.

1077
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:32,840
Speaker 7: Exactly.

1078
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 1: What about last year my sister in law hosted and

1079
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:38,360
Speaker 1: managed to literally not cook one thing. No, she was

1080
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 1: literally not one, not one thing.

1081
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 2: My family last year we cooked so long we didn't

1082
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 2: start eating till midnight. Yeah, it was the worst of

1083
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 2: an ever. But anyway, those are the moments that you

1084
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 2: just look back on and remember. And I thought I

1085
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 2: could sing a song that brings all of them to light.

1086
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 1: Oh let's go for a dysfunction jack.

1087
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 2: This in one crazy experience. So instead of doing doja

1088
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 2: cats smash hit, I paint the town red. It's the

1089
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:09,319
Speaker 2: young Jeffreys. This turkey ain't dead.

1090
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's why you didn't met some midnight. I

1091
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 1: get it.

1092
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:13,319
Speaker 3: Now.

1093
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:14,439
Speaker 1: There's a real personal tail.

1094
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:19,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, well sprinkled throughout this. But this is for all

1095
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 2: the family Thanksgivings that we're gonna just have to suffer through.

1096
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:49,719
Speaker 2: Good luck everybody. I'm on the point when I'm ready point, Yeah,

1097
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:51,359
Speaker 2: gets my home.

1098
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 6: The dread this Thanksgiving, called the code red checked inside

1099
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:58,759
Speaker 6: the oven and said, I don't think this turkey is

1100
00:55:58,840 --> 00:55:59,359
Speaker 6: quite dead.

1101
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 1: Dog scratch.

1102
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 6: A mic bird hopped off the snow. Then it flag

1103
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 6: skin so tanned, looks like harp mad. Don't freak out,

1104
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:12,320
Speaker 6: just call about that wearing Perrol because the bird turned

1105
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:13,760
Speaker 6: out to be Farrell.

1106
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,960
Speaker 2: Uncle Karol. Now the stop thing really is a Serra

1107
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:22,880
Speaker 2: aunt to Carroll drinking seven yon block by the barrel

1108
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:26,360
Speaker 2: on the news. She don't call, had to take her

1109
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:27,600
Speaker 2: home in a wheelbarrow.

1110
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, my Thanksgiving is off a come lamity, sending one

1111
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 6: whole dank with my family. Uncle Larry Quote and Sean Kennedy.

1112
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:39,000
Speaker 6: Oh good lord, here comes the profanities our quote kitchen

1113
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:42,759
Speaker 6: looks like her travesty poor Din Ramsey minus Duff Pageantry,

1114
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 6: pouse cat napping inside the bird's cabin and tinfoil in

1115
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 6: the microwave. Tragically, Uncle's brand new girlfriend by his side,

1116
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,759
Speaker 6: not her in the district of red light, says he

1117
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 6: wanna make her his new bride. Nanda Doris choked and

1118
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 6: when bug eyed up, he's telling me to go sit

1119
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:02,160
Speaker 6: where up down at the kids table right there on

1120
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Speaker 6: I'm thirty five you are aware of next to my

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Speaker 6: niece in a lawn chair.

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Speaker 1: Six straight.

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Speaker 6: You're the at jam drop. Her female roommate up Pain

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Speaker 6: swears that they're just really good friends. Kick back in

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Speaker 6: their doctor Martin's Oops, mine, thanks just turned.

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Speaker 2: Road drop, d are you sugar?

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Speaker 1: I did?

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Speaker 2: It was laundry pounder instead. Dad didn't care.

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Speaker 6: Still ate that corn bread watching Cagle see my football

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Speaker 6: team score a bagel Walmer dogs on the table with

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Speaker 6: the bulla sweet potatoes.

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Speaker 4: Another fail.

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Speaker 2: Got a phone call from our uncle day all being.

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Speaker 4: Held at the jail.

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Speaker 6: Papa Lou didn't want to pay the bay all. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: pop that mouthful of turkey legs. You gonna put my

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Speaker 6: new skins to the sturdy test. Getting so much bloke

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Speaker 6: from the gravy fact make a mozzie's day. Folk feel

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Speaker 6: a bit jealous. I'm gonna make a small talk with

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Speaker 6: my cousin Liz. I don't know, but if that's a

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Speaker 6: little flirtatious.

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00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 2: On a pet, I could feel her foot.

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00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:03,920
Speaker 6: Grazes made a promise that we stopped after two bases

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00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 6: same time last year.

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Speaker 2: The whole place was charred fring but.

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Speaker 6: Turkey and torched the yard burned the garage of but

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00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 6: mama's car brown liquid, not my Hershey bar, I can't sleep, Mama,

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Speaker 6: Grandpa Doug's got the demon snares.

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00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 2: We so loud that he shakes the doors. Ear plugs

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00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 2: in couldn't block the roars.

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00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:26,840
Speaker 6: I switched wine from white to red. Mom says, why

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00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 6: aren't you married young? Don't want kids, she asks, my girlfriend?

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00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:33,400
Speaker 2: Not with him, she says, under France.

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00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:37,200
Speaker 6: Books his whiskey instead straight up it with my I'm

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Speaker 6: good NAT's gonna passed out one foot shot of his

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00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 6: fads took a sharpieon, drunk on his head. Nevamella, Grandma

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00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:48,840
Speaker 6: Mabel's getting more forgetball. She set her wig in the

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00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 6: jello trying to call the cabas a letto. When we're

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00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:57,680
Speaker 6: set off, speech out A little sentimental come, he cried,

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00:58:58,080 --> 00:58:59,920
Speaker 6: and not a letter more tell us?

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00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 2: Then I breakfast continental too much?

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00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 3: What come?

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00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:22,920
Speaker 2: Just one more by?

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Speaker 1: It was amazing. It was so lyrically dense.

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00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:32,320
Speaker 2: I was terrified the whole time that I sang it,

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00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,080
Speaker 2: just thinking about having to do all of this stuff

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Speaker 2: over again. Good luck to everybody out there. That's your

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00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:40,400
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving song of the week. Yeah, you can text in

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00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 2: seventy five nights. You tell us what you thought about it.

1170
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:43,800
Speaker 2: We'll have the video up with all the lyrics on

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00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:45,960
Speaker 2: all of our socials aprok and Jeffrey on TikTok and

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00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:47,919
Speaker 2: on Instagram and YouTube everywhere.

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Speaker 5: And shout out to your uncle or Anne whoever gets

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00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:52,160
Speaker 5: drunk at noon, like there's always one.

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00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 1: You could always use the song on TikTok for a

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00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:56,280
Speaker 1: video of them, right, you know.

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00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 2: Tag us and traumatize the world in your family.

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00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:02,000
Speaker 3: Life brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1179
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,240
Speaker 2: Got a text seventy five nine two that says, I

1180
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:08,960
Speaker 2: remember when my aunt surprised our family with turkey sushi

1181
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 2: rolls instead of a proper bird one year.

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01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:13,919
Speaker 1: Tell me they were cooked, please.

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01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:16,840
Speaker 2: Because I thought it was funny. But my dad eventually

1184
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 2: got so frustrated he took his chopsticks and threw them

1185
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:21,280
Speaker 2: into the fireplace.

1186
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 1: The plastic Kinds.

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01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:26,800
Speaker 2: Classic Thanksgiving if you missed it. Instead of singing the

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01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 2: Doja Cat song, I Paint the Town red, I sang

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01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:33,000
Speaker 2: my own version called this Turkey Ain't Dead in honor

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Speaker 2: of all the awkward, cringey, wonderfully messy memories that live

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Speaker 2: up in our heads. Rent free from Thanksgivings past.

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01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 3: That is right.

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01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:43,080
Speaker 1: If it turns out perfect, nobody remembers anything.

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01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:45,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're actually getting a lot of feedback on

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Speaker 2: the textboard with people sharing some of their biggest Thanksgiving disasters. Brooke,

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Speaker 2: what do you got?

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01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:49,480
Speaker 7: Oh?

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01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:52,280
Speaker 1: I remember I screwed up at Thanksgiving a couple of

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Speaker 1: years back. Okay, I set the table for ten people,

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Speaker 1: but only nine showed. Oh no, When I asked, where's

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01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 1: Grandma Mert curently, she passed away in February and I

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01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:03,280
Speaker 1: had forgotten.

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01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 2: That stopped her from coming. Come on, Grandma Mert, let

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01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 2: a little death hold you back played off and you're like,

1205
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:14,000
Speaker 2: this is an honor. Yeah, she said.

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01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 1: We still left her seat open, and it turned out

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01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 1: to be funny.

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01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:20,720
Speaker 2: She had more than anybody at the bottle.

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01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:21,560
Speaker 1: Gravy out for Grandma Murger.

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01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:23,720
Speaker 2: If you miss it, if you want to hear it again,

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01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 2: or share it with a friend or a family member

1212
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:27,880
Speaker 2: that you're going to be thinking about or sitting across

1213
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:30,440
Speaker 2: the table from this Thanksgiving, go to the Brook and

1214
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Speaker 2: Jeffrey YouTube page, our Facebook, Insta, and our TikTok All

1215
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:37,640
Speaker 2: of that at Brook and Jeffrey So Happy thanks gorging

1216
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 2: to everyone out there. I hope you have a great holiday.

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Speaker 3: And Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 2: On the phone is a woman named Rhianne who lost

1219
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:57,280
Speaker 2: to you during the summer Brook. She admits she choked.

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01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 2: Oh wow, she messed up. But today she's back and

1221
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:04,959
Speaker 2: things are gonna be different. Why one, she made sure

1222
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 2: she got her coffee this morning before she played. Or two,

1223
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:12,400
Speaker 2: there's not currently a rush at her work.

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01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:14,200
Speaker 1: Okay, she was trying to.

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01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:19,080
Speaker 2: Answer customers and answer questions last time. This time she's

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01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:21,640
Speaker 2: taken a break, all right, Like.

1227
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 1: Why did you yell out the state of Arizona?

1228
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:32,960
Speaker 2: But Rianne is back. She is our Rudy of the days. Guys, Wait,

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01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:34,040
Speaker 2: are you at work though?

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01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:34,760
Speaker 1: Right now? Still?

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01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:35,720
Speaker 4: Yeah?

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01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:38,880
Speaker 8: What do you do for work? I do auto glars.

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01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:41,600
Speaker 1: I got a huge crack in my windshield right now.

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Speaker 13: Well I got you, guys.

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01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:43,880
Speaker 8: I will hook you up.

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01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 1: Okay, look at that.

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01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:51,800
Speaker 2: Okay, I doubt it, she says she's serious. We're gonna

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01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:54,960
Speaker 2: hold her to it. Oh, you're gonna talk back to

1239
01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:59,440
Speaker 2: the person that's not here. Okay, all right, Rianne, she

1240
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:01,280
Speaker 2: has left the studio. You know the game works. He

1241
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:03,400
Speaker 2: got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1242
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:04,760
Speaker 2: If you don't know when, you could say past. But

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01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:06,720
Speaker 2: you do have to beat her outright to win? Are

1244
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 2: you ready? I am all right for redemption. Yeah, your

1245
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:13,600
Speaker 2: time starts now on this day. In two thousand and three,

1246
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:16,200
Speaker 2: Britney Spears became the youngest singer with a star on

1247
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:18,280
Speaker 2: the Hollywood Walk of Fame. How old was she?

1248
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:19,680
Speaker 3: Uh?

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01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 8: Eighteen?

1250
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:25,240
Speaker 2: Rupert Grint is best known for playing which Harry Potter character? Okay,

1251
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:28,000
Speaker 2: what is the name of the highest mountain in Africa?

1252
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:33,400
Speaker 2: The Hines Company and Hershey Chocolate both operate their factories

1253
01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 2: in which state? What do you call an eye doctor?

1254
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:38,360
Speaker 8: Optometry?

1255
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:41,160
Speaker 2: In the original movie? What color top does the Little

1256
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:41,919
Speaker 2: Mermaid wear?

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01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:44,280
Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 8: Green?

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Speaker 2: All right? I appreciate Rihann that there was a phone

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01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:52,360
Speaker 2: ringing at your work and you specifically did not answer

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01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:54,479
Speaker 2: the phone and help out the customers. You should answer

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01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:56,320
Speaker 2: the phone. And there was a phone going off in

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01:03:56,360 --> 01:04:01,160
Speaker 2: the back while she was answering, I was literally.

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01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:04,360
Speaker 13: Walking in right now to check on that Hey bus.

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01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:07,400
Speaker 1: God we were talking to her about glass.

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01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 2: I see my phone screener here. That you have a

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01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:12,680
Speaker 2: holiday tradition called the saran wrap ball.

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01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:13,600
Speaker 1: What Yeah.

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01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:17,920
Speaker 13: Essentially what we do is everybody buy little gifts and

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01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:21,320
Speaker 13: we buy a costco site saran wrap, and we wrap

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01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:24,160
Speaker 13: it all in layers and layers and layers, and then

1272
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:26,960
Speaker 13: you have to wear oven miss and try to unwrap

1273
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:28,080
Speaker 13: layers to get kifts.

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Speaker 1: That's really funny. I mean, terrible for the environment, but

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01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:33,080
Speaker 1: really funny.

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01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:34,120
Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 12: Thanks Breck, thanks for the reminders.

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01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:38,120
Speaker 2: All right, Brook, it's your turn. Are you ready? Yes,

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01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:41,040
Speaker 2: your time starts now. On this day. In two thousand

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01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:43,400
Speaker 2: and three, Britney Spears became the youngest singer with a

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01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:44,720
Speaker 2: star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

1282
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:47,360
Speaker 1: How old was she two thousand and three? She was

1283
01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:48,120
Speaker 1: twenty two.

1284
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:51,840
Speaker 2: Rupert Grint is best known for playing which Holly or

1285
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:53,600
Speaker 2: for which Harry Potter character.

1286
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:59,880
Speaker 1: He was the you know you know Jeff, Yeah, Harry

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01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:01,520
Speaker 1: and okay.

1288
01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:04,160
Speaker 2: Past what is the name of the highest mountain in Africa?

1289
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:05,320
Speaker 1: In Africa Kill?

1290
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:09,600
Speaker 2: The Heinz Company and Hershey Chocolate both operate their factories

1291
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:14,520
Speaker 2: in which state penns I want to struggled on a

1292
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:17,000
Speaker 2: question that it may have come back to Brook. We'll

1293
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,960
Speaker 2: find out when we go to the scoreboard with Jose.

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01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:23,400
Speaker 2: Other weaknesses we're slow learners, and we're not particularly good listeners.

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01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:29,200
Speaker 2: We're also slow learners. Riann, you got to correct today

1296
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:36,400
Speaker 2: worse than you thought. We got to correct today.

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01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:39,840
Speaker 1: And Brook I choked on that Harry Potter question.

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01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:42,000
Speaker 4: Rianne got two extra questions.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's like they use one of those

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01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:47,680
Speaker 1: forget charms the name of.

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Speaker 2: The army general.

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Speaker 4: And you also got.

1303
01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:58,760
Speaker 2: And the tie does go to the house on this one.

1304
01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:01,040
Speaker 2: So you're O one and one in all time. But

1305
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:02,960
Speaker 2: let's go to the questions here on this day. In

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01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:05,560
Speaker 2: two thousand and three, Britney Spears became the youngest singer

1307
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:07,440
Speaker 2: with a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame. She

1308
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:11,160
Speaker 2: was twenty one years old when she got the impressive

1309
01:06:11,320 --> 01:06:14,120
Speaker 2: Rupert Grint is best known for playing Ron Weasley.

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01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:14,120
Speaker 8: In That.

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Speaker 1: All I can think, who is Fred? And George? That's

1312
01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:19,680
Speaker 1: all I can say? And I was like, no, that's

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Speaker 1: not it.

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01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:24,360
Speaker 2: Highest mountain in Africa is Mount Kilimanjaro. Heinz Company in

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01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:28,320
Speaker 2: Hershey Chocolate both operate factories in Pennsylvania. An eye doctor

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01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:29,400
Speaker 2: is called an optometry.

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Speaker 1: I would have gotten that one.

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01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:33,040
Speaker 2: I mean, in the original movie, what color top does

1319
01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:33,920
Speaker 2: the Little Mermaid wear?

1320
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:37,280
Speaker 1: Brook she's wearing a seashell and it's white.

1321
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:40,000
Speaker 2: It's a purple seashells purple purple.

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01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:42,919
Speaker 1: Hey, listen, I watched on VHS, so it's kind of great.

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Speaker 3: Anne.

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, we can't give you any money here, but just

1325
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:49,080
Speaker 2: for playing, you do win a fifty dollars a gift

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Speaker 2: card celebrate the season at Sephora Bellevue Square. Pick out

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Speaker 2: the perfect gift for everyone on your list and receive

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Speaker 2: a free gift with purchase Wall supplies. Last can't wait

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Speaker 2: to see you at Sephora Bellevue Square. We belong to

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Speaker 2: is something beautiful?

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Speaker 13: Thank you guys.

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Speaker 1: Dog Oh you're sweet. Hey, tag us in one of

1333
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:07,720
Speaker 1: those surrand wrap videos. I want to see it. I

1334
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:08,840
Speaker 1: think it sounds really funny.

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01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:11,280
Speaker 2: Wo that great fun challenge?

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01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally yeah.

1337
01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:16,320
Speaker 2: And also engrave our show name into somebody's autoglass for us.

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Speaker 1: That'd be cool.

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01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:20,720
Speaker 2: That would help us more. Anyway, Ryan, love having you

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Speaker 2: on the show. Thank you for playing. We'll be back

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Speaker 2: to do Windbrooks Bucks same time on Monday. Rookie Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the morning