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Speaker 1: We are the one to stars. What up, everybody? I

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Speaker 1: am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports. I'll give

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Speaker 1: you the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: much a sports genius. What's up? I'm Eddie. I know

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Speaker 1: the least about sports, but I'm your average sports watcher,

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Speaker 1: your sports fan. I just don't know the who's who's

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Speaker 1: or the what's what? What's up you guys? I'm Ray,

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Speaker 1: I'm from the North. I'd like to watch ice fishing.

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Speaker 1: I don't necessarily go ice fishing. I enjoy wrestling, football.

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Speaker 1: I'm an alpha male. If you go to a barn

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Speaker 1: because I'm a Yankee. Do they have any ice fishing shows?

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Speaker 1: They have to do? They capitalize on everything. They watch it.

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Speaker 1: How do you watch it? And you oh, when you

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Speaker 1: when up north, you just go to a lake and

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Speaker 1: you can see it all. You can walk out on

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Speaker 1: you're the dude that walks there, like exactly when you're

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Speaker 1: gambling and the guy walks up to table, and how's

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Speaker 1: it going here? You don't don't ask that. That's one

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Speaker 1: thing you don't ask. When you're sitting at the blackjack

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Speaker 1: table or whatever and someone your friend walks up, like, hey,

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Speaker 1: you have any luck? It looks like you're wing. Don't

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Speaker 1: say that, like just yeah, the jinks is real when

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Speaker 1: you walk in, Oh, don't look like you're doing too good? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Things like we had a buddy Mike, we when we

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Speaker 1: Why are you gonna put negative vibes on my bet? Already?

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Speaker 1: Mind his money though, and he's telling lunchbox like, I

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Speaker 1: don't like that bet. It's not your money to say yeah,

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Speaker 1: good when I put it down there. Then when you

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Speaker 1: and some dude comes up, any luck, It's like, look

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Speaker 1: how was that guy I do that? There's a there's

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Speaker 1: a little pond slash Lake by my house and there's

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Speaker 1: and I always tell I tell him, hey, what times

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Speaker 1: they are gonna be ready? Is that okay? That's a joke.

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Speaker 1: That's a joke. Are you catching anything? But what about it?

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Speaker 1: The golf course and the guys come in, Hey are

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Speaker 1: there any birdies out there? That's a good that's a

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Speaker 1: good little joke, you say, the golfers hayes the course

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Speaker 1: Like do you do? They you expect like a good

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Speaker 1: this man, not that great. That's what usually they say, Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: that our joke. We always do. When we go up

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Speaker 1: the sweep. In America, it's called would you rather kick?

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Speaker 1: All right? Would you rather hang out with Santa Claus

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Speaker 1: or the tooth Fairy? Mm hmm, I'm gonna go with Santa.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Santa. I feel like I want to

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Speaker 1: on tooth Fairy? Is tooth Fairy still popular? Do kids

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Speaker 1: That's the problem. You at a certain age, you stop

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Speaker 1: tooth Fairy doesn't have time for people that doesn't miss

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Speaker 1: coming to your house anymore, Ray, because you don't lose

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Speaker 1: And I don't think I ever got that much from

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Speaker 1: tooth Fairy. Yes, I would rather hang with the tooth

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Speaker 1: fairy because Santa Claus gets all the credit. Santa Claus

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Speaker 1: is awesome and delivers presence, but he only comes once

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Speaker 1: to leave whatever they leave. If they leave candy, if

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Speaker 1: they some families leave money. I don't know what the

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Speaker 1: tooth fairy leaves at certain houses, but my house it

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Speaker 1: and I thought was always every tooth was a fifty

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Speaker 1: and then that's where the tooth Fairy lid the half

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Speaker 1: pillow and it was awesome, awesome. I still remember, right though,

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Speaker 1: Like the Santa doesn't have to mess with the kid's

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Speaker 1: like the tooth Fairy gets overlooked. Like we don't leave

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Speaker 1: And then what she or he does with all the teeth,

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Speaker 1: like that's gonna be crazy. Maybe it's the tooth castle

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Speaker 1: Where do they live? Like where is the tooth fairy

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Speaker 1: like storing all these teeth? That's why I want to

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Speaker 1: hang with the toothbarring. I know about Santa Claus. He

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Speaker 1: lives at the North Pole. He has his elves, He

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Speaker 1: night off, it has to be a rough life. Is

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Speaker 1: Santa always gonna be fat? I was just the mall.

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Speaker 1: He's bigger than ever. Two bills easy. Is there gonna

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Speaker 1: be a time when we come to the skinny version

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Speaker 1: of Santa's gotta start losing some weight. Well, we have

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Speaker 1: supposed to be more health conscious. There's a lot more,

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Speaker 1: a lot healthier restaurants and options. But I think Santa

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Speaker 1: saw him, I literally said to my girlfriend that guy

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Speaker 1: always been fat, and he's fatter now than ever. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. If you guys been to the mall, your

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Speaker 1: gonna be healthy the whole year, and like you eat

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Speaker 1: right whatever. Come Christmas time, cookies are everywhere, man like

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Speaker 1: you can't blame Santa for that, Like that's the dude's life.

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Speaker 1: made you cook Bildan cookies milk, and you can't be

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Speaker 1: So and do kids still call him Sant or do

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Speaker 1: call him Santa Claus, Mr Santa. Question. That was a

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Speaker 1: dumb question, but that's how we play would you rather

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Speaker 1: ki kick? Oh boy, hey, props to you though real quick,

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Speaker 1: like we try to play would you rather when you

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Speaker 1: would you rather? Did you? Really? I saw your would

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Speaker 1: you rather be in high school your whole life? Or

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Speaker 1: led to great topics. It's really about what starts an

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Speaker 1: amazing thing to But you kind of want to polarizing like,

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Speaker 1: uh like would you rather this? And and I like

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Speaker 1: how sometimes you do? Like they're both really tough, like

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Speaker 1: it's like, oh, but you gotta pick one because that's

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Speaker 1: the game one, and you feel terrible picking one because

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Speaker 1: it's terrible and awful. But now settle an argument. Because

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Speaker 1: I came up with a gatorade or powerade? Do we

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Speaker 1: already do that one? She said, it sounded familiar, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, I went into my answer, and as

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Speaker 1: I was saying my answer, I was like, wow, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Ye as, I was like, and I'm not is cheaper

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Speaker 1: guys on the shelves. I went into my exact same

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Speaker 1: thing that I said four months ago. Yeah, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, okay, well let me think it's not a

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Speaker 1: coke or PEPSI like, you know what I mean, I

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Speaker 1: I will thank you. I'm glad that that's what I

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Speaker 1: get credit for that. Would you rather you drinking already? Coach?

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Speaker 1: What do you drinking of? Coffee? Is called cold brew?

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Speaker 1: High brew? Hey, look at that flavor of Mexican vanilla.

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Speaker 1: Mexican vanilla, so it's like a coffee but it's cold. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: disgusting it's a cheaper version of Starbucks. You go to

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Speaker 1: get that Starbucks and three dollars more. I get it

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Speaker 1: the break room. No, my dude, my chick gets everything.

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Speaker 1: She gets the groceries, to the coffees, to everything, whatever

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Speaker 1: the basket and watched the entire game every time. So

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Speaker 1: I had free tickets to the games, playoff games. I

424
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Speaker 1: was there. It was amazing. You were there when like

425
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Speaker 1: David Robinson was playing. Uh No, Sean Elliott, No, I

426
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:12,960
Speaker 1: was there when Tim Duncan, Tony Parker's rookie year Nobli Non. Yeah,

427
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,639
Speaker 1: did you meet all them? Met him all? I played

428
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,440
Speaker 1: one on one with Tony Parker. Did you beat him? No?

429
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Speaker 1: It was just imagine the ledge bug he come on,

430
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,080
Speaker 1: come on, what you got? He didn't do one money?

431
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Speaker 1: I must warn you Eva's over there. It is miniskirt Tony.

432
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Speaker 1: I must warn you my arms don't go all the

433
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Speaker 1: way up. I got this thing with my shoulders. I

434
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Speaker 1: hate to tell you. I was the one the first

435
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Speaker 1: person to block talk about Eva and Tony dating because

436
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,240
Speaker 1: I was there to witness it and you saw him

437
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,399
Speaker 1: making out. No, no, no. I she went in the

438
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,879
Speaker 1: locker room after one game and she was like, I

439
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:50,480
Speaker 1: want that guy's like, that's when that number I came

440
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,800
Speaker 1: back on the Bobby Bones Show and I said, guys,

441
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,359
Speaker 1: just pay attention Eva on gooord. This is when she

442
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,480
Speaker 1: was on Desperate Housewives. And I was like, her and

443
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Speaker 1: Tony Parker, they're gonna be an item. Well, how much

444
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,959
Speaker 1: money did you get for that inside info? Zero? None

445
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,320
Speaker 1: because TMS probably scooped you on it. No, no, no,

446
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:07,320
Speaker 1: they scoop everybody. No, they didn't scoop me. They may

447
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,760
Speaker 1: take my information and used it was TMZ around when

448
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,560
Speaker 1: you said that, probably not. So Eva asked you to

449
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:19,440
Speaker 1: get Tony. Excuse me, you need mind which Tony? Another

450
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:22,160
Speaker 1: time they were already when they were dating. She would

451
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,560
Speaker 1: come to the games right, and so we had the

452
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,600
Speaker 1: games on the court like Dodge dropping the bucket where

453
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,960
Speaker 1: there's like five buckets and you shoot these little basketball

454
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Speaker 1: water Burger, and the first it's water Burger dropping the bucket,

455
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Speaker 1: and first one you get like water Burger for a year,

456
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Speaker 1: next one you get a big screen TV, and on

457
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Speaker 1: and on. There's prizes for the buckets, and so I knew.

458
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:46,000
Speaker 1: I see Eva Longoria walking around the concourse and I

459
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,760
Speaker 1: was in charge of picking who got to play the game,

460
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Speaker 1: Miss you, miss long Glory. No, I like, I didn't

461
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Speaker 1: know who she was. And I went up to her

462
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Speaker 1: and I was like, excuse me, ma'am. I'm in charge

463
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Speaker 1: of taking people for the dodge dropping the bucket, and

464
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,359
Speaker 1: I just went to the hottest chicken the entire arena,

465
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Speaker 1: and I know you're a famous Did she go no, no, no, no,

466
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Speaker 1: no no no. She goes, oh no, that's okay, thank you,

467
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,639
Speaker 1: though Sweedie, and she tapped me on the arm and

468
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Speaker 1: that was it. But I tried to get her into

469
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:19,640
Speaker 1: playth he goes for the hottest chick. You've been randomly, Oh,

470
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Speaker 1: you've been randomly senected to play the Spurs Challenge game

471
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Speaker 1: at halftime? Would you like to participate? My name is Lunch.

472
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Speaker 1: Everybody in your twenty you were randomly. Yeah, I got

473
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Speaker 1: to pay anybody I wanted, So I paid to my

474
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,639
Speaker 1: friends all the time. And they had super fans the Spurs.

475
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Speaker 1: Did they ever win? Like whatever? For life? Uh? My

476
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:41,600
Speaker 1: one buddy, Chris, he did the they did beach balls

477
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Speaker 1: from the ceiling. They dropped him and there was h

478
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Speaker 1: G B gift cards. He was terrible, terrible. I think

479
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Speaker 1: he did that one. I'm pretty sure that's the one

480
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Speaker 1: he did. And he was so bad. My brother and

481
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:55,040
Speaker 1: I made so much because we thought, oh, we're gonna

482
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Speaker 1: he's gonna get us groceries for a year because we

483
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Speaker 1: were all roommates. So these beach balls they move out

484
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 1: because they come from the very top of the ceiling

485
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Speaker 1: and so by the time it hits the floor, they've

486
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Speaker 1: moved a bunch. And the red, the red ones fifty dollars,

487
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Speaker 1: the white one, but the red and white ones were

488
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Speaker 1: two d fifty dollars. I think they're and so you

489
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Speaker 1: just concentrate on those, and he didn't get a single

490
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Speaker 1: one of the two, Like, come on, that's terrible. And

491
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,920
Speaker 1: the stuff in a bunch of beach balls. When you're

492
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,719
Speaker 1: watching this stuff, you think it's a lot easier than

493
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,119
Speaker 1: it actually is. The Titans games, they have one of

494
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 1: these football machines that punches the football up in there

495
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,840
Speaker 1: and the guys at the fifty yard It looks simple,

496
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:34,160
Speaker 1: but these guys cannot catch the football for the life

497
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,639
Speaker 1: of them because it's moving moving. There is wind up

498
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,920
Speaker 1: there that you don't see when you're watching a football game.

499
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 1: When that ball is up there, there is wind that

500
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 1: is moving that ball so simple, and these people look

501
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 1: so dumb trying to catch these football Coach lunchbox. Did

502
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:51,159
Speaker 1: you ever meet the dude that that does the frisbee

503
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:55,960
Speaker 1: with his dog? I don't know. At the Spurs there

504
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,840
Speaker 1: was a dude, Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

505
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:01,680
Speaker 1: It has like a little border order call. It was

506
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 1: called Frisbee Dan. I don't know. I don't remember his name,

507
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 1: but he had dude sweet frisbee moves with his dog.

508
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 1: And he always did this trick where he'd throw the

509
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,399
Speaker 1: frisbee down to the ground and hit the court and

510
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 1: bounced up and it was still a perfect like frisbee throw.

511
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 1: And I remember going home the next day and be like,

512
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,120
Speaker 1: let me try this out in the street. I can

513
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,880
Speaker 1: never do it the way he did it. I think

514
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,400
Speaker 1: you're talking about Frisbee Dan, Dude. Frisbee Dade. He lived

515
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 1: in San Marcus and you would play frisbee every single

516
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Speaker 1: day and everybody knew him as Frisbee. This guy travels

517
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,160
Speaker 1: like the one Eddie's talking about. He's on. He goes

518
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Speaker 1: to different in thea arenas around the United States, like

519
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,199
Speaker 1: he's a half time sort of like the lady with

520
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 1: the bulls that rides the unicycle just to catch the balls.

521
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Speaker 1: So cool. I feel like those balls are glued to this.

522
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Speaker 1: They're not, They're not. I've seen him, I've been there.

523
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 1: And another one that's an impressive one. I also got

524
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 1: to pick my friends from you all believe in magic too, yes,

525
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 1: like like David Copperfield. Dude, No, David Copperfield, I don't

526
00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,199
Speaker 1: really believe in him. I went to his show, but

527
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 1: it's not really you. Another Oh my gosh, Super Fans

528
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 1: was the best one. You got to sit on the

529
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,439
Speaker 1: Spurs bench why they warmed up and then when they

530
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 1: introduced the starting lineup, you got to stand there and

531
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 1: high fight. I did that once and I used to

532
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,679
Speaker 1: get all my friends in that. It was awesome. In

533
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 1: the championship video, I believe from I don't know, maybe

534
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,720
Speaker 1: two thousand five. My buddy A J. And his dad

535
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 1: are in the video, um the championship video because they

536
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,439
Speaker 1: were super fans. They got to high five the players.

537
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:31,440
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool, awesome. So before you do that, though,

538
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,920
Speaker 1: you get to you have to wait inside the inside

539
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 1: tunnel like under the under the stadium or whatever, and

540
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 1: you sit there and you watch everything happen. It's pretty cool, man.

541
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 1: You feel like you're part of the team and they

542
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 1: give you a shirt everything. How do you get to

543
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 1: do that? He would you would pick your random friends?

544
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 1: How did Eddie get to do that? My dad knew

545
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,439
Speaker 1: somebody that worked there, and they're like, hey, can my

546
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Speaker 1: son come down there with his friends as me Bones

547
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,920
Speaker 1: and Big Steve, Little Steve. Now, yeah, I got to

548
00:25:55,960 --> 00:26:01,640
Speaker 1: pick everybody. Yeah, listen to a little your Big Steve. Yeah.

549
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 1: But you walk around and that's how it is those games.

550
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 1: You just pick them randomly out of the crowd, the

551
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:07,919
Speaker 1: people that are there, and that was kind of your job.

552
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,639
Speaker 1: That was my job. That was what I did when

553
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 1: I was with the Spurs. It's pretty cool. Yeah, right,

554
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 1: we got the text from right today. Hey guys, this

555
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,919
Speaker 1: is my last show until the New Year, because I

556
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 1: got family in town. Get it. With Christmas coming up?

557
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Speaker 1: Do you guys have Christmas traditions that you do with

558
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Speaker 1: your family or you remember as a kid things you did? Yeah,

559
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 1: I mean for sure are one of our biggest Christmas

560
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:34,199
Speaker 1: traditions was um the well, the thing for us is

561
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,159
Speaker 1: like we always had like what do we open the

562
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 1: presents at night or in the morning? Like do we

563
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 1: wait at midnight in the morning? Are you an idiot? See?

564
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,639
Speaker 1: This is the thing at midnight? Yeah, yeah, this is

565
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,479
Speaker 1: the thing. This is why I bring it up because

566
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 1: because my dad and my brother would be drinking and

567
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 1: they'd be like, why we wait in the morning. Come on,

568
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 1: we're all up, let's open the President as midnight. Let's

569
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,119
Speaker 1: do any We're like, yeah, midnight, if you're about to

570
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 1: tell me you would open the present sometimes at midnight.

571
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,359
Speaker 1: That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. That there's

572
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 1: no excitement to wake up too, So we would open

573
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 1: him at midnight. But on Christmas. But then all white

574
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 1: people on TV, they're like they wake up with snow

575
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 1: outside and then they in the middle like they wake

576
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,160
Speaker 1: up and it's like all right, Christmas morning, Santa was here,

577
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,399
Speaker 1: and like we would wake up in the middle, So

578
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 1: I was conflicted always of like what do we open

579
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,440
Speaker 1: a midnight or do we do it like everyone else

580
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,679
Speaker 1: here in America does laying and wake up in the

581
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 1: morning when Santa comes, Like, I don't understand. We didn't

582
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 1: do My half of my life was midnight. The other

583
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,239
Speaker 1: half was in the morning. When you know, it's not

584
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 1: always white Christmas for a majority of the places. There's

585
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 1: probably less than ten places it's a white Christmas for

586
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 1: everywhere else it's either it's always a white Christmas in

587
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 1: the movies, yes, but most places it doesn't snow during

588
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 1: Christmas morning in South Texas is eighty degrees in the morning.

589
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 1: Even in Michigan Christmas presents at midnight. The best part

590
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 1: was waking up at like four in the morning and

591
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: being ready to go down and Mom and Dad be like, no,

592
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 1: go back to bed. Are you just not being able

593
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 1: to sleep because you're so excited to know what Santa

594
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,719
Speaker 1: brought you? And we would run down the stairs and

595
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: Santa would leave our one big gift unwrapped in front

596
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 1: of the tree, and it was just like I gotta

597
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 1: bigd Like it was just crazy so much excitement. Smart

598
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,399
Speaker 1: at Santa though to do the one unwrapped so you

599
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:25,479
Speaker 1: didn't have to wrap it. Smart a lot of houses.

600
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 1: That get to a lot of houses, and then you

601
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 1: run and you get your stock your stockings full of

602
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 1: stuff whatever Santa put in there, and we always have

603
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 1: bubble bread. Oh, it was so amazing. It was the anticipation.

604
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 1: Bubble bread. It's like bread rolled in cinnamon and sugar

605
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 1: and it's all gooey and just delicious. Couch, you're doing

606
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 1: the midnight thing. There's no anticipation. I remember waking up

607
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 1: at two am, four am, six am, seven am. You're

608
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,479
Speaker 1: going to get your mom and dad. You're waking your

609
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: brothers and scissors up. Everybody's doing crazy. Santa came. Then

610
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: you finally start to open them up around eight or something.

611
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 1: Mom's making break of coach. The anticipation of that was amazing.

612
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 1: And then you want to run down to your buddy says,

613
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 1: what did you get? What did you get? What you get? Oh?

614
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: My good name. Anybody's at Christmas and your situation. A

615
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: couple of people had a couple too many to drink

616
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 1: and you started opening presents the night before. Yeah, I

617
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 1: would run I'd run over the forest house. I'd run

618
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: over to Aaron's house. Dude, what did you get? Oh?

619
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 1: You got the new game Boy? What U? That's crazy?

620
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: That was what Christmas was all about. And I am

621
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 1: telling you it was so fun. So there was one

622
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 1: Christmas that I was so excited the night before. I

623
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 1: think I was four years old, so excited that right

624
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 1: there I couldn't there's no chance he remembers what happened

625
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: years ago. Listen to this memory. The next morning, I

626
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,719
Speaker 1: was coming out of my mother's womb. I wouldn't wake up.

627
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 1: They brought in pots and pans, were banging them, brought

628
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 1: a radio in, stuck it next to my head. It

629
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 1: just got sad and I just slept. I would not

630
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 1: wake up and soil My brother and sister had to

631
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 1: wait for Christmas until I mean, they were shaking me.

632
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 1: I I was just so excited. I wore myself out

633
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 1: so much the night before that I wouldn't get up

634
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 1: for Christmas. So what time do you actually wake up?

635
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: Five pm? My mom said, I woke up at like

636
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: or noon somewhere around. I was up all night. So

637
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 1: you don't remember this. I don't remember it, but she

638
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 1: says that she goes, and so your brother and sister

639
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: just had to sit there and wait, you all ever

640
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 1: do you all ever do that crap? Where like I remember,

641
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 1: like I totally remember, but really you saw some picture

642
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: when you were three years old and it was like, yeah,

643
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: you were on a horse when you were thre that's

644
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: when you remember that picture picture. But I'll get an

645
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 1: arguments with my family. No, I remember being on that horse.

646
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 1: In reality, it was just the picture. And you know

647
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 1: the funny thing, nobody remembers the same stuff ever. My

648
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 1: dad remembers something different, my mom remember some of the

649
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 1: different my brother's sister me, We're all like, oh, yeah,

650
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 1: I remember that Christmas. Wasn't Grandma here, No Grandma wasn't here,

651
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,479
Speaker 1: Grandpa was here, No Grandpa wasn't here. Grandma and Grandpa

652
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 1: were here. But nobody remembers the same parents. The parents

653
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: are the ones that are gonna remember it. But even

654
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 1: my mom and dad are split on But that's why

655
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 1: the eyewitness testimony in a case like a murder, it's

656
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: always if you watch a wreck, we could all watch

657
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 1: the same wreck right now. We could walk outside see

658
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 1: two cars getting an accident, and we would have all

659
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 1: three would have a different story of what happened and

660
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: the lineup when they used to bring like five people

661
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 1: into the lineup and be like pick one out. That's hard,

662
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 1: Like it's hard for me to like differentiate five different

663
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,680
Speaker 1: people that kind of look the same. I had to

664
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 1: pick someone out of the lineup one time, and I

665
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 1: just I told the guy was like, man, I don't

666
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 1: really remember I was. I was drunk, Like I don't,

667
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 1: I don't because I I was outside of a bar

668
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 1: in Austin and some guy came up and went to

669
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 1: an actual lineup and knock this dude out. Dude split

670
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 1: before that happens. No, this dude gets knocked out and

671
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 1: hits his head on the curb. Dies. No, no, he

672
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 1: doesn't die, but he like broke his nose and his jaw.

673
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: And I was just like what in the world, Like

674
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: he was just standing there and this guy runs, gets

675
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 1: out of this truck, comes up, hit something, jumps in

676
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: the truck and run and drives away. So I'm just

677
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 1: there and there's only like two people, so I called

678
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 1: nine one one. I'm kind of drunk, you know what

679
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 1: I mean. Hey, man, Now I wanted like to be

680
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: anonymous and so I show up and they get my

681
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 1: name and weeks later a detective calls me and I

682
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 1: had to go in and look at people, and I'm like, man, like, dude,

683
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 1: I really, I really am not gonna be able to

684
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 1: pick this guy out. Did you know what was he there?

685
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 1: I don't know because they don't tell you which one

686
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 1: it was. And I was just like in some dirty

687
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 1: counties they do, like you see stories of where they're

688
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 1: like they they try to tell you who it is,

689
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: but so you pick but yeah, dude, that's hard, Like, yeah,

690
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 1: remembering stuff, Well, you're trying to pick out what what

691
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 1: people look like. I've heard of it before. There's some

692
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 1: college classes where they'll have a crime happen in the

693
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 1: class and then he'll be like, Okay, that was all fake, guys,

694
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 1: what just happened wasn't real. Now I need to have

695
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 1: everybody's opinion of it, and everybody has different opinions what

696
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: they saw. He doesn't tell him that until after the fact,

697
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: but then they'll all say, oh, yeah, the guy hit her,

698
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: and they're like and then they replay the video and

699
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 1: you know what you see sometimes totally what happened. And

700
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: I want if Urban Meyer is going to do that

701
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 1: in his class. Okay, speaking, I'll talk about the NFL. Yeah,

702
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: Cam Jordan, who plays for the Saints. They play the

703
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: Steelers this weekend. He says Ben Roethlisberger is not a

704
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:06,959
Speaker 1: Hall of Famer in this generation. Okay, Well, I mean

705
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: I just want to it's been, it's big, been a

706
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame quarterback. Maybe you don't put him in

707
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: because he had that dirty Burger situation back it's not

708
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 1: even the dirty burger situation, it's the like, we don't

709
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: know what that is, just google dirty. Yeah, we're not

710
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 1: talking about dirty burger, but we're We've talked about who's

711
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 1: in the Hall of Fame as quarterbacks like these are elite, elite,

712
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 1: the best of the best quarterbacks, not just everyone. There's

713
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 1: been some really good quarterbacks that aren't Hall of Famers.

714
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,719
Speaker 1: He will go down as a pretty good quarterback that's

715
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: not gonna be a Hall of Famer. He won two

716
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 1: super Bowls, so Eli Man is not gonna be Hall

717
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 1: of Famer. That's what I started thinking about it last night,

718
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: and I was like, well, he has two super bowl

719
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: So I was thinking, yeah, he's in. But then I'm like,

720
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 1: would you really put Eli Manning in the Hall of

721
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 1: now of course, not put his brother in. Uh, what's

722
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 1: the other Manning? Cooper Cooper for his comedy? He should

723
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 1: be in the comedy for on Sunday. You ever watched

724
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: in the morning Fox Cooper is hilarious. Cooper Mannings on TV.

725
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: He has these little segments he does with Fox. It's amazing.

726
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,919
Speaker 1: He should be in there for comedy over his brother

727
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 1: for quarterbacking. Yeah. I just thought it was a very

728
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,839
Speaker 1: interesting topic, Like why did he bring that up? Cam

729
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,759
Speaker 1: Jordan's because they're playing the Steelers this weekend, so he's

730
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 1: just kind of talking tracks and they were talking about

731
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:20,879
Speaker 1: you're about to play a team, so you start bashing

732
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 1: on the guys that shouldn't be in the Hall game

733
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 1: on that team, Like Okay, he says he would put

734
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 1: Eli Manning ahead of Ben Roethlisberger. I mean, that's just stupid.

735
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 1: I'm just I just I started thinking about it, and

736
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 1: I I always thought, yeah, big big Bins for sure,

737
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 1: hall of famer, But is he a Hall of Famer's?

738
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 1: Tom Brady is a Hall of Fame playing right now?

739
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 1: Tom Brady is a Hall of Famer. That's the only

740
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 1: one I can think of, right now that's a Hall

741
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 1: of Famer for sure. Aaron Rodgers. No, I mean he'll

742
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 1: be in. He'll be in because nowadays they'll say, oh,

743
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 1: look at his numbers, but they don't. The numbers now

744
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,839
Speaker 1: are so inflated compared to ten years ago. But that's

745
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,399
Speaker 1: with any category. Because now they play six teen games.

746
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: I used to play fourteen games, I understand, so every

747
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 1: number is gonna be different. They throw the ball now

748
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 1: more so. Running backs aren't gonna have as many rushing yards,

749
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 1: so it's gonna be harder for them to get the

750
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame part returns and kick returns. Because Drew

751
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 1: Brees will probably be a Hall of Famer. Drew Brees.

752
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 1: Why is he a Hall of Famer over Big Band,

753
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: especially if he wins it this year? He's just a

754
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 1: better quarterback. Was destanly better quarterback? I mean Big Ben,

755
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 1: like really like he'll look like trash. He'll look like

756
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 1: trash some days. I mean, Drew Brees consistently is a

757
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,319
Speaker 1: really good quarterback. Big Ben two Super Bowl titles, six

758
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: Pro Bowls, and Offensive Rookie of the Year in two

759
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: thousand and six. I'm just I don't know. I now

760
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: it's got me questioning is big Ben a Hall of

761
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:51,320
Speaker 1: fame question? Who who's better Big Band or Aaron Rodgerson

762
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 1: Rodgers Good? Oh yes, my brother called me yesterday and

763
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 1: said that him and somebody's that weren't got in an

764
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 1: argument because some guy tried to say big Ben is

765
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 1: better than Aaron. He will never be in that conversation

766
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: of good quarterbacks, like never, I don't unless they're Steelers

767
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 1: fans making this argument. No one's ever gonna be like

768
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: right now, guys, who is the best quarterback? Right now?

769
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:15,800
Speaker 1: No one will say big Ben's just not He's not

770
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 1: in that running. Your brother called you to settle the

771
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: debate of the No, he just he just wanted. He

772
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: was on his way home from work and he says,

773
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 1: we started talking about it at work. I mean all

774
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,720
Speaker 1: the things you have going on in your life, stuff

775
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: he has going on in his life, and he called

776
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:30,879
Speaker 1: you wondering if big Ben they have the weirdest him

777
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 1: and his family. They talk sports the way like my

778
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 1: family talks about what are you guys doing for Christmas?

779
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,800
Speaker 1: Like what days are you guys come in? Like what

780
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,399
Speaker 1: do you guys bring in? Their conversations are like did

781
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 1: you watch the game last night. What an idiot throwing

782
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 1: it on fourth down? Gosh, it pissed me up. And

783
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: you hear his dad inline going do you talk sports

784
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 1: with your dad? My dad and I don't ever talk

785
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 1: about Even when I'm at home. I'll be like, oh, man,

786
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 1: I want to watch this ball game, Dad, whole game

787
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:03,240
Speaker 1: still a waste of time. That's our conversation. That's almost

788
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: the same thing with my dad. Whenever I say a

789
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 1: sport I want to watch on TV. Bash on this,

790
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh, Christmas Day, here we go. Christmas Day.

791
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 1: My Dad's like NBA a bunch of overplayed, paid losers. Okay, Dad,

792
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 1: I want to watch the NBA. That would be the

793
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: conversation with Dad. Yeah, I'm looking. I'm just looking at

794
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: big Ben compared to uh, Drew Brees. Big Ben has

795
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 1: fifty five thousand passing yards Drew Brees, big Ben three

796
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:36,879
Speaker 1: t s Drew Breese. Big difference, big difference. Let's check

797
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:41,479
Speaker 1: out Eli man and and I mean, uh, I feel

798
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 1: like I feel like consistently two big Ben has had

799
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: good receivers. He's had Antonio Brown forever. She's fairly new,

800
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:54,800
Speaker 1: But I'm a big Ben and Eli Manning are pretty

801
00:37:54,880 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 1: much the same quarterback. Read them fifty five thousand yards

802
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:08,399
Speaker 1: three fifty sevent t d s. Who's older. Eli's probably

803
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 1: been around longer. Let's see what Eli was drafted and

804
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 1: when if you got it up. Just curious on their

805
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 1: blood type as well. Yeah, elies older. Eli is No.

806
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to figure out because if they have

807
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:24,359
Speaker 1: the same numbers, coach and Eli's two years I've been

808
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 1: in the year in the league two years long. We've

809
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 1: been watching both their careers. Who deserves in out of

810
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 1: them too? Neither neither. They're not going in. Man, that's great. Yeah,

811
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 1: elis a year older, okay, one year, one year and

812
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: they have the same numbers. That is so unbelievable. So

813
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,760
Speaker 1: if you think big Ben is a Hall of Famer,

814
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 1: which no one's gonna do that, I don't think he

815
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 1: Li is a Hall of Famer. So I have to

816
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,359
Speaker 1: say Big Ben's not going to the Hall of Fame.

817
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 1: It's just big Ben gets a lot of love, he

818
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 1: gets a lot of attention because he plays for the

819
00:38:55,120 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: Steelers and he's always on TV. And wow, yeah, I

820
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 1: am stunned that they have the same numbers. Huh. Yeah,

821
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 1: when you said Cam Jordan I thought you're gona talk

822
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 1: about Cam Newton. So is he? Kevin new has done

823
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: and they called that. We said his arm looked terrible.

824
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 1: He's done. That's really crazy. We called it in a

825
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 1: semi kind of way. Well, now y'all called it. And

826
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers he saw his arm, were like, we're like,

827
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 1: his arm sucks. Next day, Cam out resting his arm suck.

828
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,800
Speaker 1: You guys saw it, but I didn't see it. No, No,

829
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 1: he's had a bad arm for six weeks. They just

830
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 1: tried to play through it because they were in the

831
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 1: playoff hunt, and which they are, aren't They they have

832
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 1: a one percent chance. But Aaron Rodgers there, there's talk

833
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: that Aaron Rodgers may sit out the run next two games.

834
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 1: He came out and said he's gonna play. But the

835
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: reports are, guys, a groin injury and the packers are

836
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: thinking about just sitting him. Yeah in state farms like, hey,

837
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 1: we need to film some more commercials right into the

838
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 1: new year. Yeah, we don't need you to be herd.

839
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,720
Speaker 1: We don't need to get me on that pulled groin.

840
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 1: You know, can I pack up my khakis? You can

841
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 1: end those khakies unpacked? And that commercial about the State

842
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 1: Farm commercial about the guy that lightened the curtains on

843
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 1: fire with the candle. We need that to stop airing.

844
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 1: We need a different one. It's funny, but you never

845
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. I let the candles were let,

846
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: they let the curtains on fire. I don't know how

847
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: it happened. How does that work? I just control my

848
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,840
Speaker 1: BRAIND tell him not to go. I don't go. And

849
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 1: also that commercial, Happy anniversary to Nick Saban, happy with

850
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:34,919
Speaker 1: his wife now twelve years ago today to two years

851
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 1: of marriage. I have twelve years ago today, something he wrote.

852
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 1: I guess I have to say it. Saban said, I

853
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 1: am not going to be the Alabama coach. He said

854
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,279
Speaker 1: it twelve years ago today. I am going to be

855
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 1: in the NFL. I don't know how many times I've

856
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 1: got to respond to rumors and innuendos. I have no

857
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: control over that. I have stayed in my intentions are

858
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 1: and they really haven't changed. So I don't know what

859
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 1: the issue is. I am not going to be the

860
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 1: coach at Alabama. He's not gonna coach Alabama's going to

861
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 1: the NFL. This was twelve years ago, he said. I'm

862
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:10,439
Speaker 1: not years ago, go back and then boom, he's coach

863
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 1: of Alabama. Coach of Alabama not going to go to

864
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 1: the NFL. I don't know. He was in the n

865
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 1: I get it, but he's not going to go back

866
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: to the NFL. I don't know. I'm just saying, twelve

867
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 1: years ago, he comes out, here's you always said something

868
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 1: that he totally went against. Yes, he was lying, and

869
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: then like a week later, he's the head coach of Alabama.

870
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 1: And that was twelve years ago, so we're celebrating that

871
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 1: twelve years. We're celebrating the twelve year anniversary. I am

872
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: not going to be the coach of Alabama. You don't

873
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:37,759
Speaker 1: seem to care. No, I don't know. It was a

874
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,800
Speaker 1: big thing, and it was a big thing when he

875
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 1: comes out and says, oh, he's not and then coaching

876
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 1: now he built a Divans team has been there forever.

877
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: So maybe you don't always listen to what people say,

878
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:50,799
Speaker 1: because you can always never listen to what people say. Yeah,

879
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 1: your quotes un quote, dud. You can always go back

880
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: on your work. Twelve years later. It's just funny. He

881
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: has a press conversation, I am not going to be

882
00:41:56,719 --> 00:42:00,040
Speaker 1: the coach Albama. Later head coach Alabama. Guys, in, this

883
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: is just a tease. I will be giving a lock.

884
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 1: I don't know about these two fools, but I do

885
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 1: have a lot. I have a lot, remember that, just

886
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 1: to tease. Oh, you have a lot for this weekend,

887
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 1: all right, And it's not only a lock of a

888
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 1: lock of a lock. It's a lock that I'm going to. Hey,

889
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 1: I saw you're going. I'm going to a game and

890
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:19,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be part of the brotherhood of a professional

891
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:25,720
Speaker 1: sporting event. Wow, you're going to the Titans Redskins off? Okay,

892
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,440
Speaker 1: if you really want to talk about it, let's go in.

893
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: So my chick hooked up tickets. I don't know if

894
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 1: it was a Christmas president. I don't know if it's

895
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 1: an early Christmas president. I don't know if she just

896
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 1: got him give it in to her. But anyways, folks,

897
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: me and he could propose on the big screen, Tightens

898
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 1: Redskins on Saturday. Remember that it's not a Sunday game.

899
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 1: The Titans are a huge favorite minus ten, the over

900
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 1: under thirty seven, and Saturday the Redskins. They gotta win.

901
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: They gotta win this and then they gotta beat the

902
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: Colts and they're in the play they both have. They

903
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 1: don't they're not. No, no, no, they don't automatically get

904
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 1: in the playoffs. To beat in the playoffs. They gotta

905
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:57,839
Speaker 1: win their next two games to have a chance. Yes, yes,

906
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: and they have a very good chance that they win

907
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 1: their next too, and the Redskins win, they will also

908
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 1: have a chance of the Redskins win. The Titans are out.

909
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,959
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is Titans kind of in a way,

910
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 1: they don't control their own destiny. But it's very close, yes,

911
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 1: because you have the Ravens in front of them, right, Ravens,

912
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,320
Speaker 1: Dealers in front of them. Well, Steelers are in their division,

913
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 1: then win in their division. But if the Steelers lose

914
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 1: and the Ravens win, then the Steelers are out and

915
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 1: the Ravens are leading the division. It's a tight one

916
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 1: right now. It's real type. But anyways, let me lock

917
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 1: it up, guys. The Titans have I mean, this is

918
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 1: a must win, and then they go play the Colts

919
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,800
Speaker 1: and they have to win that one. You don't realize

920
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: how huge this is for Tennessee, for Nashville, for this

921
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,720
Speaker 1: whole part of this country. We don't have a professional

922
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 1: sports team in South Carolina in Kentucky, all those fans

923
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 1: root for the Titans. This is a huge regional game.

924
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:52,800
Speaker 1: But Georgia's right right there and right next. Work with

925
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 1: me on this one. Work with me on this one, guy.

926
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 1: And then West Virginia doesn't have a professional sporting team

927
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 1: the the Football League. Where is West Virginia compared to US,

928
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's like two states. So my point

929
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 1: is this, it is a huge regional game for Mississippi

930
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 1: doesn't have a professional sports team. Alabama doesn't have US

931
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 1: professional sports test a lot of them choose the Titans.

932
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is this is huge. That game is

933
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: gonna be sold out, No rain is in the forecast.

934
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 1: It is gonna be one of the biggest games in Nashville, Tennessee.

935
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 1: Shall I say it since Warren Moon, excuse me, since

936
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 1: Steve mcmon, Steve mcdair, This is a huge game since

937
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 1: the Music City Miracle. This is what it is all about.

938
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 1: I am saying Titans minus ten, minus ten. Who's the

939
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 1: quarterback for the game's butt fumble? Joe Johnson, But Josh Johnson,

940
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:50,280
Speaker 1: Not Joe Johnson. Joe Johnson plays an NBA. Josh Johnson

941
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 1: Joe Jackson. No, that's shoeless, Joe Jackson. He done. Here's

942
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: the thing you are giving this this is this is

943
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 1: how scary? That's no I know, but I'm just gonna

944
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 1: tell you why. I couldn't even get it out of

945
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: my mouth. I just want to talk to you about

946
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:12,399
Speaker 1: why that scares me. Because that Vegas the over under

947
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:18,319
Speaker 1: is thirty seven and a half. Low. That means it's

948
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 1: gonna be a Vegas. Is it being a close Vegas?

949
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 1: Is it being a low low story, low scoring mean

950
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:33,879
Speaker 1: it's gonna be close. So that means the Titans can't

951
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 1: give up any points. Is basically what Vegas is saying.

952
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: If you're going to cover the ten and a half

953
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be under the thirty seven, or or

954
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:44,359
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a shutout, could be that's but that's

955
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 1: that is dangerous, dangerous. Enjoy it. You do what you

956
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 1: want to do. That's your pick. I'm not going to

957
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 1: tell you anything to do. That's one of those you

958
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: can't touch you over you know. But yeah, that's yours,

959
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,319
Speaker 1: that's yours. That's good. You want you want to take

960
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: it and lock it up, that's fine, lock it up.

961
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 1: You're what guys, I want to apologize for that. I

962
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 1: had the Knicks over. It was a two seven amount

963
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 1: the sixers. I had the under. Sorry, so it went over,

964
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 1: it went around. It was a little over. It's because

965
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 1: they scored seventy in the first quarter. You can't overcome

966
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:19,399
Speaker 1: a seventy first quarter. But but so the the next

967
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 1: three quarters they put up five. It was a doable bet.

968
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 1: It was so winnable. Team puts up seventy in the

969
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 1: first quarter, you can't overcome that. That's why. Bet. That's

970
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: just like going on a date. You spell crap all

971
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: over yourself, you go to spaghetti restaurant, You're done. You

972
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 1: can't overcome get spilling spaghetti over your crotch on a date.

973
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 1: That's what happened in the first quarter in my bet.

974
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 1: I spilled spaghettio over RIGHTNWS. Yeah, I mean there's some

975
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: there's any there's some interesting things to look at this

976
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 1: weekend in the NFL. Uh the Eagles. Can Nick Foles

977
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 1: keep it going? Can Nick Foles keep the magic going?

978
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 1: They're playing that they're playing the Texans and the Eagles.

979
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 1: They have built a little shrine in their locker room

980
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: to Nick Foles. They've got candles and everything, trying to

981
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 1: get good idolizing. Yeah, they're idolizing. I'm trying to get

982
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: that good mojo. Uh saying, hey, Nick Foles leader fields

983
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 1: about that. I'm sure he doesn't like that at all.

984
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 1: I think wins is part of it. He shrined with it.

985
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:17,439
Speaker 1: You have to you have as a teammate. You rally

986
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 1: around your guys. You got a little candle, lit it,

987
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 1: put it there. Yeah, i mean, look at they got

988
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 1: a book, they got pictures, they got candles, they got everything.

989
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,839
Speaker 1: There's Jesus and St. Jude on there too. Yeah, that's

990
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 1: what they're trying to do. They're trying to really trying. Yeah,

991
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: they're really trying to get God on theirs. That and

992
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: you're trying to get The Steelers are going to New Orleans.

993
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:42,839
Speaker 1: This is a huge game. Huge game, and go ahead,

994
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 1: hit me, I'm saying. Because the Steelers are on the

995
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 1: virgin of missing the playoffs, but they're also winning their division.

996
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 1: It's so close because Baltimore is right on their heels.

997
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,799
Speaker 1: And Baltimore travels to Los Angeles to play the Charges

998
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 1: almost at San Diego. See there he goes. I was

999
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 1: expecting Baltimore to lose that. That's what that is. I

1000
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 1: expect them to lose that game. Also because finally Lamar

1001
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: Jackson is gonna be playing a real defense, not one

1002
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 1: of the bottom five defenses in the NFL, which he's

1003
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 1: played the last five weeks. He's playing five terrible defenses.

1004
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:11,759
Speaker 1: I think he's gonna actually have to throw the ball,

1005
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 1: and I don't think he can throw the ball against

1006
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 1: the Chargers. And I think they're gonna stack the box,

1007
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 1: stop the run and say, Lamar Jackson throw it, and

1008
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:19,839
Speaker 1: they're gonna pick him off, pick him off, pick him

1009
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 1: when what about that charges offense? Though they kind of

1010
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: broken up a little bit, Still, No, they're still good.

1011
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 1: Melvin Gordon's supposed to be back, Keenan Allen's supposed to

1012
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 1: be back. They're both supposed to be back full strength.

1013
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:32,400
Speaker 1: Let's go good, Uh, Saints, they have to get it

1014
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 1: going again, Saints Steelers. Ever has happened to the Saints

1015
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,800
Speaker 1: the one night I get to watch the Saints, this

1016
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:42,359
Speaker 1: high flying offense, I see twelve points, twelve to nine. Yeah,

1017
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 1: I mean I thought Saints put up fifty game. The

1018
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 1: one time I get to enjoy a Saints game, it

1019
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 1: wasn't high flying. I thought I was watching the Bears

1020
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,839
Speaker 1: a soldier field. Yeah, and they're just getting figured out.

1021
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 1: That's it. That's what it is. And when it flips

1022
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 1: to December, these high flying offenses, all of a sudden,

1023
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:58,839
Speaker 1: eight high flying offenses, defenses catch up. The weather gets bad,

1024
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,839
Speaker 1: it's harder to do what they do with the nice one.

1025
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 1: That's why it's looking like a Bear super Bowl. Boys,

1026
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:06,360
Speaker 1: we'll relax on that. I don't know the Bears for

1027
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 1: sure we'll win the Super Bowl, for I don't think

1028
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 1: they're good. They will win it. Okay, they'll win it. No,

1029
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,799
Speaker 1: I still think these Saints are the team to beat

1030
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 1: in the NFC because home field advantage goes through New

1031
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 1: Orleans right now, and it is a tough place to

1032
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 1: play places rocking. It is hard for a road team.

1033
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 1: I still think the Saints are the favorite in the NFC. Man,

1034
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 1: we got some good games the Patriots. What are the Patriots? Man?

1035
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 1: Who they're in trouble Gordon? But lucky they play the Bills.

1036
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: Gordon didn't seem to be too much of a factory

1037
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,240
Speaker 1: these past couple of weeks. They used him once or twice.

1038
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 1: He kind of seemed like he was on his way

1039
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:45,880
Speaker 1: out before we even heard the news, right, No, I

1040
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 1: just think they struggled offensively. They're playing the Bills in

1041
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 1: New England. God, So Gordon still just has troubles even

1042
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: though he's with the Patriots. He's got great parents, let's

1043
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: just say, as the Patriots, and he still can't figure

1044
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 1: it out. There's still something wrong. He's still doing some

1045
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,359
Speaker 1: stuff maybe or his head just ain't right now. He's

1046
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 1: doing stuff because he was suspended indefinitely now from the NFL. No, No,

1047
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 1: he was. He failed he failed tests. Yeah, he failed

1048
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 1: a test something. What he failed? The conditions of his reinstatement.

1049
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:16,240
Speaker 1: It doesn't say if it's a failed test, what something

1050
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 1: happened where he Whatever the rules were, he broke them,

1051
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 1: he broke them, and he is well, we don't know.

1052
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 1: We don't know what he allegedly. We don't know what.

1053
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: We literally have no idea, like maybe he's supposed to

1054
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:32,799
Speaker 1: you can mention whatever he want. He drank a six

1055
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: pack of beer in the locker room. We don't know.

1056
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 1: He may have been supposed to be going to counseling

1057
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 1: and he hadn't been counseling, and so that's a violation

1058
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:41,399
Speaker 1: of his He may not have put a seat belt

1059
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 1: on right. We don't know. We may have seen the

1060
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 1: end of Gordon over correct. Hope a good shot? Uh? Cowboys? Yeah,

1061
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 1: must win? Yeah, he didn't score last weekend. Must well

1062
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 1: at least get one point to win a football game.

1063
00:50:56,280 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: Is that how it works? Yeah? Must win the Colts. Wait,

1064
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:04,320
Speaker 1: who are they playing? Tampa based coming to Dallas? So,

1065
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,319
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't see a problem with this game.

1066
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 1: I don't really. The Cowboys can just do what the

1067
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 1: Cowboys have been doing before last week. It shouldn't be

1068
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 1: a problem. You're gonna be in Texas. I am I'm not.

1069
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,840
Speaker 1: I thought you were acublished fan. I am a Cowboys.

1070
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 1: Texas is a big state. No, I'll be in Dallas.

1071
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 1: You're gonna be in the same city and not go

1072
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 1: to the game in Dallas. I just can't go to

1073
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:26,840
Speaker 1: the game, Coach, you can get up. Christmas is a

1074
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 1: very interesting time, like we just can't like, all right,

1075
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:32,760
Speaker 1: see you guys. Christmas a pretty basic family. Santa presents

1076
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 1: its like, all right, I'm leaving, I'm gonna go to

1077
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: a game for six hours on back. I'll probably really

1078
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 1: drunk when I get back. You know what I mean,

1079
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 1: It just doesn't really work that Christmas is tricky though,

1080
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 1: didn't work that way. What what do you remembers with

1081
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:50,080
Speaker 1: your dad for Christmas? The Cowboy games? He would come

1082
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 1: home with the Cowboys T shirt and it was always

1083
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 1: stuff spill and it smells. He's smelling really bad, and

1084
00:51:56,080 --> 00:52:00,319
Speaker 1: he has always had a bad mood when he came over. Yeah,

1085
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 1: so that's that. He went to the games happy, but

1086
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 1: when he came home and that would be so mad. Yeah,

1087
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 1: so I might skip the game, Coach, you gotta watch it,

1088
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:12,240
Speaker 1: of course I watch. What's the difference of you watching

1089
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:14,279
Speaker 1: it and not being present with your kids and being

1090
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 1: drunk at the house instead of just going to the

1091
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 1: game and getting drunk and going to the game. Well,

1092
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:19,360
Speaker 1: I spend money to go to the game, and tickets

1093
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 1: are expensive, all of that. It's just not a good thing.

1094
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 1: I just figured because if I would go like on

1095
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 1: a random like October or a random you know, Sunday,

1096
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 1: that's different. Sure, got yourself. It's Christmas time though. See

1097
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:33,319
Speaker 1: I'm different when I go to a city if there's

1098
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 1: a sports team in town, boom, I'm going. I went

1099
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 1: to Chicago last Christmas was like Okay, Bears game, Bulls game,

1100
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 1: check and check and was it. But dude, if I'm

1101
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 1: in a city, I tried to go to a professional

1102
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 1: sporting of it. That's just how I am. Unless the

1103
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:49,879
Speaker 1: family's planning something. No, no, no, hey, all those times

1104
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:52,040
Speaker 1: you've been opening up that paper machee, this time it's

1105
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 1: a sports ticket. All those coloring projects you've opened in

1106
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 1: the past, dude, this time it's a Cowboys The wonder

1107
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 1: if they're listening, Oh my god, that would be a

1108
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 1: great president. Maybe they're they're onto something, Maybe maybe there's

1109
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 1: something arety in the worst and we weren't supposed to

1110
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 1: be talking about this game. One time, my mom hit

1111
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,239
Speaker 1: me with Pred's tickets for Christmas. Coolest thing ever until

1112
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,440
Speaker 1: guess what they were fake tickets? What do you mean

1113
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 1: she got got scam? That like, no, because you get

1114
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 1: your money back stubb Hub guarantee. She did eventually, But

1115
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 1: did I go to the game? No? Where the tickets

1116
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,319
Speaker 1: of scam. I will tell you one Christmas, I did

1117
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 1: get tickets to the WWF. Yes before it's w W

1118
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:34,360
Speaker 1: E almost hit us with w n B A. I

1119
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:38,800
Speaker 1: was like the best Christmas President I ever got. I

1120
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 1: got to see Leslie what's her name, Leslie Swoopothe Lisa

1121
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 1: Leslie and Cheryl Swoops or whatever. Come on, get it right,

1122
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 1: Diana TOROSSI, you need to know the names just because

1123
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:51,839
Speaker 1: you don't respect the sport that I mean, you know, watch,

1124
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,359
Speaker 1: don't be putting words in my don't be putting your

1125
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:56,719
Speaker 1: words in my mouth. Super Bird, Britney Grinder. Yeah, there

1126
00:53:56,719 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 1: he goes, super Bird. She's a ball with Sonic Sounders,

1127
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 1: Seattle whatever that. By the way. I went to the

1128
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:09,320
Speaker 1: w WF and it was so awesome, best Christmas present.

1129
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:10,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I got those tickets and I was on

1130
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 1: top of the world. Got to see Dusty Rhodes, the

1131
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 1: bush Whackers and oh the bush Whackers come down. I'm like,

1132
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:20,320
Speaker 1: oh yeah, and my dad and my dad got me

1133
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 1: good tickets. Iron Chic. No, he wasn't there, but we

1134
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 1: were in the fourth row at the Erwin Center and

1135
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:27,520
Speaker 1: my dad, I mean, I loved there a minute, and

1136
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 1: we want We came back home and he told my mom.

1137
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 1: He goes, I will never sit that close again because

1138
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 1: they spit every time you hit him there, and he goes,

1139
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:39,880
Speaker 1: we got spin on all freaking night. And he as

1140
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 1: a kid, I thought it was the coolest thing ever,

1141
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 1: coolest thing, of course, you're like, and whoever was fighting?

1142
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,720
Speaker 1: I think it was Dusty Rhodes kept pulling his shorts

1143
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:51,759
Speaker 1: down and mooning the crowd with Dusty Rhodes, and I

1144
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 1: thought that was the funniest thing. Is again, I was like, oh,

1145
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 1: I know something crazy. My dad went to high school

1146
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:01,319
Speaker 1: with Tito Santana. Really yeah, and so like we when

1147
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 1: they came down to the valley where I'm from, my

1148
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:06,800
Speaker 1: dad got his tickets and we went. We sat front

1149
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 1: row of wrestling. It was amazing. Though, There's one thing

1150
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:15,080
Speaker 1: that I'll never forget I saw. I mean, I shouldn't

1151
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:17,719
Speaker 1: reveal this, but one dude, don't remember who it was.

1152
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 1: Who are the Soviet dudes? So they were like like

1153
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 1: real tight Soviet brothers, you know who I loved Legion

1154
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 1: of Dude. Oh they were so good. Hey. So this

1155
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:32,840
Speaker 1: one guy, this guy gets pushed off the ring. He

1156
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:35,600
Speaker 1: falls down the ground right and then he rolls under

1157
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:39,840
Speaker 1: the ring, disappears, for he disappears for like ten seconds,

1158
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:42,880
Speaker 1: comes out blood all over his face. There was no

1159
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,320
Speaker 1: blood when he fell off the ring and when he

1160
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 1: before he rolled under the ring. When he came back out,

1161
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:51,400
Speaker 1: blood everywhere. It's a couple of blood packs. Dude. I

1162
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:54,239
Speaker 1: remember looking at me like, okay, he went under the

1163
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:55,920
Speaker 1: ring to freaking put blood all over his head. This

1164
00:55:55,960 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 1: stuff so stupid and fake. I remember that forly in

1165
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,520
Speaker 1: my head, thinking like this little kid. It was almost

1166
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 1: like the Wizard of Oz getting the curtain pulled, pulled

1167
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 1: from the back and just being like so stupid. So

1168
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:09,799
Speaker 1: what you know when we learned that it was fake?

1169
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:12,480
Speaker 1: Wrestling was fake? How that sucked? What if we UFC's fake?

1170
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:15,480
Speaker 1: I don't know if it can be fake. That's the

1171
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:20,880
Speaker 1: dumbest question, Like no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not. No,

1172
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 1: it is not. It is not. There is no no,

1173
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 1: no no, it is absolutely but no, no, no, how

1174
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,640
Speaker 1: can you ask what we found out the UFC was fake?

1175
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 1: Have you ever watched them split someone's head open and

1176
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 1: the guns squirt out? Yeah, they're not going into the

1177
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 1: ring like there, I mean you are, and the blood

1178
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:43,359
Speaker 1: stains the mat. Alright, I mean another time we went

1179
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,320
Speaker 1: to wrestling, But what if it comes out? It was

1180
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 1: my dad, my brother with myself and we come home

1181
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:49,800
Speaker 1: and it was so funny. My mom tells me the

1182
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:52,320
Speaker 1: story all the time. About how I walked in the

1183
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 1: door and she was like, how was I was like,

1184
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 1: it was amazing. Five seconds later, my brother walks in.

1185
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:01,359
Speaker 1: How was it still open? Now I know wrestling's fake.

1186
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:05,399
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the difference. But that's the difference because

1187
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:08,239
Speaker 1: my brother's two years old, so that two age two

1188
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 1: year age gap. He realized that it was fake, and

1189
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 1: I thought it was the best thing. Like my little

1190
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:14,279
Speaker 1: cousins didn't see the dude roll under the mat and

1191
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 1: put fake blood all over his face, so they were

1192
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 1: just like it was great, and I was like, oh,

1193
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:23,480
Speaker 1: it's fake. I hated that. But coach, listen, hear me out.

1194
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 1: What if you're really gonna say that it's fake. No,

1195
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say it's fake, But what if it

1196
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 1: comes out and they say it wasn't fake. Obviously I

1197
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:34,920
Speaker 1: split my head open. But yes, they were all pre arranged.

1198
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 1: We knew who was gonna win, and we we'd have

1199
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 1: to be okay with them splitting her head open. No,

1200
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 1: but I mean it could also be the same with

1201
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 1: boxing anything before they said, oh, Mayweather's gonna beat McGregor.

1202
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 1: McGregor's gonna fight him again, He's gonna win, and there's

1203
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:48,160
Speaker 1: gonna be a third one. What if it comes out,

1204
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,720
Speaker 1: You're gonna be really disappointed it comes everything it was

1205
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 1: sid he'll never come off for UFC, but possibly for boxing.

1206
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 1: Some stuff. Hey, the McGregor stuff that was already preordained.

1207
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:00,520
Speaker 1: Everybody knew that Maywether is gonna win the for McGregor.

1208
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 1: The second made whether have you guys? Have you guys

1209
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 1: seen that documentary? I told you guys about Massacre in

1210
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 1: the ring or something it's called you told us about?

1211
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 1: Oh my good, this is probably the best boxing documentary ever.

1212
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 1: It's some some dude who was like the end of

1213
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 1: his career needed something. He was a boxer. He needed

1214
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:21,240
Speaker 1: something to kind of long, to just make his career

1215
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:24,120
Speaker 1: last because he was fading quick. He was like, man,

1216
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:26,080
Speaker 1: he was like Dominican, re Puerto Rican or something like that,

1217
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,080
Speaker 1: living in New York City. And he was fighting this

1218
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 1: young irishman, this kid who was like promising boxer. He

1219
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 1: was brand new. So good is a boxer. And so

1220
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:41,560
Speaker 1: this manager that this dude had, uh, he talked him

1221
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 1: into taking out all the patting from his glove and

1222
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 1: just using nothing but his cast. So he fought the

1223
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 1: whole fight without patting on his glove and just kicked

1224
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:57,520
Speaker 1: the crap out of this this Irish kid. Like, I mean, dude,

1225
00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:00,920
Speaker 1: where it was I want to say the eighties, probably

1226
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:04,280
Speaker 1: maybe maybe early nineties did they just fought? They just fought,

1227
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 1: and this kid's face was purple and black and bloody,

1228
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,080
Speaker 1: and I mean it was it was brutal. He almost

1229
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:13,440
Speaker 1: killed the kid where the kid can't even box anymore.

1230
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:15,240
Speaker 1: He's just done. He had a quit because he had

1231
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 1: so many fractures in his in his skull. And then

1232
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:20,120
Speaker 1: at the end of the fight, the veryt of the fight,

1233
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 1: the ref grabs his glove to put him to to

1234
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:25,360
Speaker 1: crown the champion. That's when he looks at his glove.

1235
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:27,720
Speaker 1: He's like, dude, there's no patting on this glove, and

1236
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 1: the there's chaos in the ring where everyone's like, whoaa,

1237
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:32,200
Speaker 1: get your hands off and glove, don't touch the glove,

1238
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:37,280
Speaker 1: don't touch gloves, don't get over here, assault in the ring, dude,

1239
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:40,080
Speaker 1: And then they follow him like current day, what what's

1240
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 1: what it's like now? What happened to the Puerto Rican dude?

1241
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:45,080
Speaker 1: And what he's doing now? In the Irishman. Irishman is

1242
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:48,040
Speaker 1: an alcoholic now because his dreams were freaking crushed because

1243
00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 1: he can't fight anymore. Great documentary. Assault in the also

1244
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 1: sounds depressing. Well yeah, but I mean it's a cool story. Dude.

1245
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:57,680
Speaker 1: You're like my checks. She gets me in on these

1246
00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:00,440
Speaker 1: Christmas movies. I mean, yes, it's the season. Let's watch Christma. Dude.

1247
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 1: This ends up being depressing. The dad ends up leaving

1248
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 1: him becoming an alcoholic. I was like that, there's gotta

1249
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:08,880
Speaker 1: be a good ending a boxing match Madison Square Garden

1250
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 1: June six, Assault in the Ring. Tell me there's a

1251
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 1: good ending, though, No, don't tell us. Don't tell us

1252
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 1: the ending. I want to watch it. Watch it, coach,

1253
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:20,400
Speaker 1: You'll love it. I mean, it's what a great story. Look,

1254
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:23,240
Speaker 1: before we go home for Christmas, guys, I want to

1255
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 1: go around the table and say one thing positive about

1256
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:28,600
Speaker 1: each other. I thought you're gonna do it. I thought

1257
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 1: you had a lock or something. Yeah, give us a

1258
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:34,160
Speaker 1: betting lock. I mean I thought we'd hold hands and

1259
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:36,000
Speaker 1: just say one good thing about the person next to you.

1260
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:41,560
Speaker 1: You want my lot and I'll go ahead, right um.

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01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:44,200
Speaker 1: I locked up that Titans minus ten, baby, tighten up,

1262
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:47,160
Speaker 1: you're ready on Saturday. It's an afternoon game too, So

1263
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:49,960
Speaker 1: banks are probably closing early today. But be ready. It's

1264
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 1: not Sunday forever. To place the bet. You gotta get

1265
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:56,600
Speaker 1: it in by Saturday afternoon. Okay, you're ready. Bowl game

1266
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:59,919
Speaker 1: tonight today, actually this afternoon, so you have to listen

1267
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:02,320
Speaker 1: podcast early before at three o'clock. Yeah, they're probably not

1268
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 1: even hear this before you. Oh my gosh. Go ahead.

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Speaker 1: Today we have Western Michigan at b y U. It's

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Speaker 1: the bah no wait, Potato Bowl. It's the Potato Bowl

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Speaker 1: at Albertson Stadium in Boise, Idaho. Western Michigan fights B

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Speaker 1: y U. Listen, Western Michigan. I didn't even know they

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Speaker 1: had a football team. B y U is favored by

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Speaker 1: twelve points. It's gonna be a blowout. B y U

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Speaker 1: has got a good team. They were not expected to

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01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:30,480
Speaker 1: be a good team at the start of this season.

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Speaker 1: They've proved that they are a good team. They're in

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Speaker 1: a ball game. They're gonna have killed killed my check

1279
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Speaker 1: if she was the talks for us. Why they're good.

1280
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:43,600
Speaker 1: They've proved, they're proved they're good. They weren't supposed to

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Speaker 1: be good, but they're good. Now. This is a good

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01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:50,520
Speaker 1: It's a good day, good more, good team. Can I

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01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:54,480
Speaker 1: shut the door? B y U minus twelve points minus

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01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 1: twelve b yu shut the door all right and be

1285
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:03,680
Speaker 1: why you stands for bring him young, stands for what?

1286
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:09,400
Speaker 1: Bring him young? Bring him young, universe, bring him bring hey,

1287
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:12,160
Speaker 1: bring the money home, bring him home. There you go.

1288
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 1: You should have thought of that before. We just came

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01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:19,439
Speaker 1: up with. Right now, All right, ladies and gentlemen, there's

1290
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:22,120
Speaker 1: a team that needs to win in the NFL. They

1291
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:24,800
Speaker 1: have like a one percent chance of making the playoffs.

1292
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:29,600
Speaker 1: But they are playing hard. They're playing hard. The Dolphins,

1293
01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:35,680
Speaker 1: he's gonna they love their young quarterback. They are playing

1294
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 1: hard for their young quarterback. I mean when he gets

1295
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,960
Speaker 1: back behind center, the team takes on a new attitude

1296
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:48,240
Speaker 1: that chiefs. No, guys, we are going to Cleveland, Ohio.

1297
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:54,000
Speaker 1: He's in the kitchen. The Cleveland Browns minus seven and

1298
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:58,800
Speaker 1: a half against the Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals are decimated,

1299
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:03,160
Speaker 1: decimated injuries. They got a backup quarterback A. J. Green

1300
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 1: isn't playing. Guess what, Tyler Boyd he ain't playing either, supposedly,

1301
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:09,400
Speaker 1: So who are they gonna play a wide receiver? I

1302
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 1: don't know. Mixing will split him out. Mixon will do

1303
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:16,040
Speaker 1: everything exactly. You key against the run, Driscoll, Who are

1304
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:18,960
Speaker 1: you gonna throw it to John Ross? Who plays like

1305
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:21,680
Speaker 1: I mean, he pulls a hamstring every other game. Give

1306
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:24,560
Speaker 1: me the Browns playing hard. They are playing They want

1307
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 1: to have a winning season, and so they are playing

1308
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:29,040
Speaker 1: hard even though they don't think they're gonna make the playoffs.

1309
01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:31,600
Speaker 1: And who Hugh Jackson is standing over there on that

1310
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:34,120
Speaker 1: sideline with Cincinnati and they want to shove it to

1311
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:36,920
Speaker 1: their old coach again, that offensive coordinator. He's got something

1312
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:40,240
Speaker 1: to prove. Freddie Kitchens, he wants to show, Hey, keep

1313
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:42,680
Speaker 1: me around. Greg Williams wants to be named the head coach.

1314
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:46,040
Speaker 1: Cleveland is gonna come out to play hard Sunday minus

1315
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:51,000
Speaker 1: seven and a half. You can take it to the bank. Yeah,

1316
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:55,520
Speaker 1: And he did that with an apron on bacon, little sugar,

1317
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:58,560
Speaker 1: little cinnamon cookie. I mean, there's a lot of interesting

1318
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 1: games this weekend, a lot of I mean, who's playing hard,

1319
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:03,880
Speaker 1: who's not, who doesn't care anymore? Who's already going on vacation?

1320
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:05,760
Speaker 1: And do we gotta wait another week for these bowl

1321
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 1: games to get goods? They're terrible. He's been hitting him

1322
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:17,240
Speaker 1: though you hit the Ohio minus three, you know South Florida. Dude,

1323
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:18,960
Speaker 1: I want you to be hot. I know I'll get

1324
01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:21,840
Speaker 1: hot again, dude, trust me, bring him, bring him young?

1325
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:28,400
Speaker 1: Why you need to bring me the money? Bring the money? Alright, Look,

1326
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,040
Speaker 1: I have a wonderful holiday. He's not going to do

1327
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:33,240
Speaker 1: anymore show. Jam Ray is not doing any more shows.

1328
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:35,120
Speaker 1: He said, I got family in town. He sent us

1329
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:38,320
Speaker 1: a rude text or I deleted it already the text?

1330
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:40,560
Speaker 1: Why do you delete your text? Whenever I read a text,

1331
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:42,200
Speaker 1: I delete it so I know that I've done. It's

1332
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:44,400
Speaker 1: usually something I have to do when people text me.

1333
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:45,760
Speaker 1: It's not to say what up? It's like, hey, will

1334
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:47,600
Speaker 1: you get me tickets? Hey? When you say hi to

1335
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:50,240
Speaker 1: my grandma she's a big fan of the Bobby Bones show. Hi,

1336
01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:53,040
Speaker 1: there can you get me into this concert? Um? Hi? There?

1337
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:54,800
Speaker 1: Can you be to work five hours early instead of

1338
01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:56,960
Speaker 1: four hours early? Those are the texts I get, Like,

1339
01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:59,200
Speaker 1: it's never a good text. It's always a job. So

1340
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:03,840
Speaker 1: he deleted So and you guys say, hey we're working today. Boom, okay, boys,

1341
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:06,040
Speaker 1: sounds good. Then I'm out to the new year. Got

1342
01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:08,400
Speaker 1: family in town. Yeah, it's tough to swing. I got

1343
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:10,080
Speaker 1: the nephew, the mom and dad, and they don't know

1344
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:12,200
Speaker 1: the town. I leave them away for two hours, and

1345
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:13,800
Speaker 1: you know they could coming to me on the podcast

1346
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:16,400
Speaker 1: and they wanted to love You have your dad, and

1347
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:19,280
Speaker 1: you're talking about like a bunch of idiots NBA. My

1348
01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:22,160
Speaker 1: parents don't come to the big city, much less onto

1349
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:25,920
Speaker 1: a public radio podcast show that's broadcast all over big

1350
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:28,360
Speaker 1: cities all over the world. They don't do that well.

1351
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:30,000
Speaker 1: So you're staying in town, Eddie, what are you doing

1352
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:32,160
Speaker 1: for the holidays? You've been driving to Texas. Man. We

1353
01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:36,560
Speaker 1: leave Sunday, Sunday Saturday. I realized they invented planes. You

1354
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:39,400
Speaker 1: realize I don't have I have two kids and a wife,

1355
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:43,320
Speaker 1: and it's expensive to fly free and a dog. Kids

1356
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 1: fly free, kids to when they when they need another seat.

1357
01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:51,280
Speaker 1: I thought that went for a while, like if I

1358
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:53,520
Speaker 1: want two years old? Yeah, like if I want to

1359
01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:55,400
Speaker 1: put my ten year old on my seat and Sam

1360
01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:58,160
Speaker 1: sit in my lap the whole time. Still know, I'm

1361
01:05:58,160 --> 01:05:59,920
Speaker 1: pretty sure my sister was saying even when her son

1362
01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:01,720
Speaker 1: was four, she was saying he was two and they

1363
01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:03,640
Speaker 1: would he would fly for free. Maybe he was little

1364
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:05,640
Speaker 1: for his age, that that can't be true because you

1365
01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:09,960
Speaker 1: have to bring their birth certificate. Um, yeah, birth certificate. Yeah,

1366
01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 1: you gotta have proof of the age. So I don't

1367
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:17,320
Speaker 1: know where Ray stories it's not true because the security

1368
01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:19,440
Speaker 1: since nine eleven. If your your nephew was born at

1369
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:21,360
Speaker 1: the nine eleven, I just I'm not going to buy that.

1370
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:23,320
Speaker 1: He also said that if you have kids, the government

1371
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:25,400
Speaker 1: pays you like thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars.

1372
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:29,000
Speaker 1: That's look at any safe travels committed to Houston, and

1373
01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:32,240
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna sneak into Austin for a cop Back

1374
01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:34,680
Speaker 1: it up, Back it up. I thought you weren't going

1375
01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:38,280
Speaker 1: to Austin. I wasn't, But but hold up, hold up.

1376
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:40,720
Speaker 1: The reason you weren't going to Austins because you spent

1377
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:44,280
Speaker 1: all of Thanksgiving in Austin. Correct. How did you convince

1378
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:48,240
Speaker 1: your wife to not do all of Christmas in Houston.

1379
01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:50,760
Speaker 1: I didn't convince my wife of anything. My wife came

1380
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:53,840
Speaker 1: to the table and was very nice and very amazing

1381
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:56,880
Speaker 1: and said, listen, I think we should go to Austin

1382
01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:00,439
Speaker 1: for two days because she knows how much that would

1383
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:02,600
Speaker 1: suck for you to not spend any of Christmas with

1384
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:07,360
Speaker 1: your family, even though you spent all of Thanksgiving in Austin.

1385
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:09,440
Speaker 1: But her family was in Austin too, So what's the

1386
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:13,280
Speaker 1: big deal? Them? All of them? Sister, No, brother didn't come.

1387
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:16,400
Speaker 1: That's his choice though his, her mom and dad didn't

1388
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:19,760
Speaker 1: her sister. So anyway, we're going to Houston, We're gonna

1389
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:23,560
Speaker 1: go to Austin. Um, I'm gonna take a little recorder,

1390
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:26,280
Speaker 1: maybe throw up a pod after the football weekend and

1391
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:29,680
Speaker 1: leading into weeks not going to do that. Well, I'm

1392
01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:31,240
Speaker 1: not gonna do it with Ray. I had had to

1393
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:32,920
Speaker 1: do it by myself or my father in law. My

1394
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:34,480
Speaker 1: my brother in law wants to get in on it.

1395
01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:36,640
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe if you're in Austin. I'm in Austin.

1396
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:38,400
Speaker 1: We meet up and we in the back seat of

1397
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,160
Speaker 1: the car and we do this microphone thing. Hey, we

1398
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:41,840
Speaker 1: go to the bar and just doing there. Yeah. I

1399
01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:43,800
Speaker 1: don't know, but I just want to say thank you guys.

1400
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:45,480
Speaker 1: I mean, we just started this thing a couple of

1401
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:47,880
Speaker 1: months ago, in the middle of two thousand eighteen. We

1402
01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:49,280
Speaker 1: didn't know where was gonna go. Now we're up to

1403
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:51,920
Speaker 1: three hundred and fifty people listening to day, which is amazing.

1404
01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:58,439
Speaker 1: So yeah, wait three, So if you have a friend

1405
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:00,280
Speaker 1: over the holiday season, you're gonna see the one that

1406
01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:03,040
Speaker 1: you haven't seen in a while. Hey, say, check out

1407
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:05,960
Speaker 1: the Sore Losers podcast. Maybe they'll like it. Gift them

1408
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:09,000
Speaker 1: that like in a present, wrap up the link to

1409
01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:11,720
Speaker 1: our podcast and be like, this is what I got you.

1410
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:14,680
Speaker 1: You're gonna love it. Have a wonderful holiday season. Be

1411
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:18,920
Speaker 1: safe out there, safe travels, and uh really check us

1412
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:21,479
Speaker 1: out and tell your friends. Remember the big names in sports,

1413
01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:25,760
Speaker 1: Jim Rome, Colin Cowherd, Dan Patrick, Sore Losers podcast put

1414
01:08:25,880 --> 01:08:28,639
Speaker 1: us on the mount rushmore. Thank you, peace, Yeah, thank

1415
01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:30,880
Speaker 1: you for listening. We really appreciate it. I know that,

1416
01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:35,000
Speaker 1: um we uh sound stupid at times. I not you, lunchbox,

1417
01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:36,800
Speaker 1: you are the sports genius. But I know I sound

1418
01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:39,519
Speaker 1: stupid at times. I know Ray sometimes sounds stupid. Thank

1419
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:43,000
Speaker 1: you for bearing with us. We're learning, we're learning how

1420
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:46,000
Speaker 1: to this. I never thought i'd be on a sports podcast,

1421
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,000
Speaker 1: but I love it. All right, everybody love it. We're

1422
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,960
Speaker 1: out here. But yeah, check next week. Hopefully there'll be

1423
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,439
Speaker 1: a couple up. I'm not gonna do it every day

1424
01:08:52,439 --> 01:08:54,519
Speaker 1: because Christmas. I don't think you want to listen to me,

1425
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:57,000
Speaker 1: you want to open presents, and and and lunch Box

1426
01:08:57,120 --> 01:08:59,280
Speaker 1: is gonna do this all on his own without Ray

1427
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:05,200
Speaker 1: or me there, so yeah, good luck. All right. I

1428
01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:06,719
Speaker 1: don't know how you're gonna get it up on the internet.

1429
01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:10,559
Speaker 1: But Els and Senior and we talked about some UFC today.

1430
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:13,240
Speaker 1: Tell us what you think. Uh yeah, he said, you

1431
01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:15,960
Speaker 1: guys should talk more UFC anythings. It's fake, so no, no,

1432
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:20,880
Speaker 1: but what if they came out. I have a great day,

1433
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:23,679
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Merry Christmas everyone, and a happy

1434
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:24,160
Speaker 1: New Year.