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Speaker 2: Oh nice, I'm ready. I'm grabbing this day right on

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Speaker 3: Well here's here's something that'll that'll make your day. I'll

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Speaker 3: There's a museum in Japan where you can sniff different animals.

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Speaker 2: Butts would love to do it, just joking, would hate

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Speaker 2: to do it. It smells like a great episode of

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Speaker 2: Bananas Sad.

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Speaker 3: World.

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Speaker 2: Would you believe.

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Speaker 3: Your mindzillion pieces? Would you? Jancy, guys, girls, non binary pals,

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Speaker 3: welcome to yet again another solo episode of Banana's Just

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Speaker 3: Me and Scottie Landis.

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Speaker 2: Mm mmmm that's right. This is Banana Boy number two.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to the silliest little podcast there

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Speaker 2: ever was. And you know, shout out, It's Asian American

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Speaker 2: Pacific Islander Heritage Month, Kurt, It's May in America. Shout

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Speaker 2: out to our many many many AA PI bananimals. We

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Speaker 2: just love you, big love, big love. And what a month.

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Speaker 2: And they gave you a great month or you took

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Speaker 3: I am so I, as everyone knows, the saga of

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Speaker 3: And I was like, I'm from New Jersey and he's like, ah, well,

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Speaker 2: My round map, get a round map in your off.

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Speaker 2: One was drum line? Yeah, great movie. Also, I will

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Speaker 3: Was there another one called jim Spastics or something.

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Speaker 2: the Shootsbury. I'm sure there's a Schutzburg. That guy is

436
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:32,119
Speaker 2: a New Englander. Shoots felt that way when he first

437
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 2: saw the house three eighteen Metropolitan Boulevard in Roslindale back

438
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,919
Speaker 2: in twenty sixteen. He and his wife were home shopping

439
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 2: and noticed some irregularities. Yeah, exciting. We didn't understand when

440
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,280
Speaker 2: we bought the house. We didn't understand why this wall

441
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:49,520
Speaker 2: was here. So abruptly, he said, just inside the entry,

442
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:52,080
Speaker 2: the vestibule opens to the middle and left, but is

443
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 2: walled off to the right. So you know, like a

444
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 2: vestibule is sort of like that little foyer before the foyer.

445
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 3: Aim, I'm looking at it. I'm looking at it right now.

446
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 2: Now I see you can tell where that wall is.

447
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:05,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, tell it to a cut of half. But I

448
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 3: don't understand where the half went.

449
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 2: I I'm not going to tell you, all right, Great,

450
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 2: a scientist by trade and curious by nature, Shoots set

451
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:17,199
Speaker 2: about researching the property and previous owners. When checking some

452
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 2: old permits, he discovered the unimaginable in a world. Then

453
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,200
Speaker 2: it sort of clicked because that house just down the

454
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 2: road two houses down looks very similar. So they just

455
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,400
Speaker 2: moved half the house two houses down. You can see

456
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:36,919
Speaker 2: it from that house. Turns out the original structure was

457
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 2: literally cut in two back in nineteen forty one, big

458
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,679
Speaker 2: year for cutting houses forty one. When looking at it

459
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,439
Speaker 2: from the street, one side of the house is an

460
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 2: ornate Victorian with a wrap around porch. The other side

461
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:54,480
Speaker 2: is a flat exterior wall. The right side just siding that.

462
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,919
Speaker 2: Though it is the right side of that entry vestibule.

463
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,879
Speaker 2: The back half was the kitchen the storage area for

464
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:05,480
Speaker 2: Butler's servants quarters in there. But there's actually another staircase,

465
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,359
Speaker 2: a little staircase, and a service staircase which is in

466
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 2: the other house. So the other house got all the staircases.

467
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 3: Uh huh, pretty coola. Okay, wait, there is another house

468
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 3: that like they took it.

469
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,679
Speaker 2: It's two away. They moved it two plots down.

470
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 3: Fort and you can see down they just got Yeah.

471
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 2: I won't make a half off joke, but you can

472
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 2: do it for yourself and in your head at home

473
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 2: while driving. The other house is the back half, which

474
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,359
Speaker 2: was moved two doors down on Maynard Street. Armed with

475
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:38,360
Speaker 2: all of its fascinating history, Shoots knew he had to act.

476
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 2: This was the spur. Maybe we should just do something

477
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,960
Speaker 2: about this and try and maintain it for future generations.

478
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 2: So Shoots applied for hysteric Landmark status and the Boston

479
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 2: Landmarks Commission voted unanimously to advance the application. Boston Mayor

480
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:59,159
Speaker 2: Michel Wou and the City Council still have to approve

481
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 2: the application for it's officially designated as a historic landmark.

482
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 2: If so, three eighteen Metropolitan Boulevard in Roslindale will be

483
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 2: the first building to achieve this status.

484
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 3: That's pretty cool, I mean, like, it's also interesting that

485
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 3: you're purposely applying for historical status on your house, making

486
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,400
Speaker 3: it so much harder to do anything to your house

487
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 3: in the future. Agreed, Because the other house, I know,

488
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:30,880
Speaker 3: the other house, like filled that space in the other

489
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,439
Speaker 3: house added like a like where it's supposed where it

490
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,359
Speaker 3: was cut in half. They added stuff. And then his

491
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,879
Speaker 3: house just never added anything. So if you look at

492
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,679
Speaker 3: the other house, like you can see where it was

493
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 3: cut in half. And then they they they built like

494
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,919
Speaker 3: a what's the thing that's all glass.

495
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 2: Like a solarium or a slarium?

496
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,640
Speaker 3: Yea. The British have a funny word for it because

497
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 3: I was watching I watched.

498
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 2: This, Hey, I watched family watch a garden show.

499
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 3: Right, no, yeah, it's like it's escaped to the country

500
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 3: and there. Their word for the like a selarium or

501
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,719
Speaker 3: a sun room is something like it's something very grand,

502
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:12,159
Speaker 3: like an arena or something. And it's just like, oh, really,

503
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 3: oh is this the arena. It's not the that's not

504
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 3: the right word, but I wish I could remember it

505
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 3: right now.

506
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 2: But those sunrooms are nice, yeah, yeah, those are even

507
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 2: though aren't those like two season rooms that's like a

508
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,920
Speaker 2: fall spring room because in the summer those rooms are

509
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 2: just Catsana. You're just sitting there trying to read architecture, didress,

510
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 2: feeling like your smarty pants and.

511
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 3: The sweat in the winter it is so cold.

512
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 2: So as a young man in Maryland, I had this.

513
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 2: One of my best friends lived nearby, but they lived

514
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 2: in a town called Boring, Maryland and classic classes two

515
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 2: miles from my house. Love it, and you know, they

516
00:27:55,880 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 2: they were Catholics, and they had four kids when I

517
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 2: had five kids when I became friends my buddy Steve,

518
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 2: and then you had twin younger brothers, and then a

519
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 2: sister and then another brother. And they had a pretty

520
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,959
Speaker 2: modest sized home, but they had like fourteen acres. They

521
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 2: had creeks, they had hills, they had ponds we could

522
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 2: swim in. They had horses. It was a true We

523
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 2: rode dirt bikes. It was a real little kid in

524
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 2: the country. Awesome time. But because they're good Catholics, they

525
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 2: continued to have children. I believe they have ten.

526
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 3: Because God doesn't want you to wear a condom.

527
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 2: Jod does not want you to wear a condom. Many

528
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 2: Catholics as possible.

529
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 3: What a funny, funny rule. I guess that's what it is,

530
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 3: right that's it. It's just like this is the only

531
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 3: way we're.

532
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 2: Going to get people to get out number them.

533
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 3: We got to out number them, so you're not allowed

534
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 3: to not have children.

535
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 2: I also heard that there was a thing in the

536
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 2: Catholic Church that the men. It would the men had

537
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 2: to work so hard to when they had multiple kids.

538
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 2: It kept them men home because they would be at

539
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 2: work or they'd be too exhausted to be you know,

540
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 2: landerers and drunks. So it was also a plan to

541
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 2: keep guys working so hard to support a family. But

542
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm not a I'm not a theologian,

543
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 2: but I have heard that before.

544
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there it is.

545
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 2: So when I would first go over there as a

546
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 2: little guy, like first grade, second grade, their grade, spend

547
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 2: the night. There would be three sets of bunk beds,

548
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 2: and I would sleep in the one with my buddy Steve,

549
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 2: and then all his brothers and sisters were there, and

550
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 2: we'd you know, watch a fun movie and then we

551
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 2: would listen to a CD or a cassette of motown

552
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 2: hits and do wop hits. Okay, but then these kids

553
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 2: just kept on a coming. Yeah, so they had to

554
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 2: build a bigger house. So they built what everybody and

555
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 2: the family and then everybody else called the addition. Like

556
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 2: everybody's like they're building an addition. There's the additions going in.

557
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 2: And so they built this major addition so all these

558
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 2: kids would have their own bedrooms. But to do that,

559
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 2: in Maryland have basements, and so they had to dig

560
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 2: out tons of earth, tons of dirt to connect their

561
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 2: original house to this huge addition. So they did it,

562
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 2: and they had this massive pile of mud and dirt,

563
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 2: and so, you know, like you're moving, you know, you'd

564
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 2: think you hire a dump truck and a front end

565
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 2: loader and you get that stuff out of there, but

566
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 2: that's not really how you do things in boring Maryland.

567
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 2: So what this family did is they threw a party

568
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 2: and it was called the mud Hill Party, and all

569
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 2: the parents brought every kid we knew, I mean, twenty

570
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 2: five thirty kids, tons of parents, and as the parents

571
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 2: got drunk up on the flat part of the house,

572
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 2: the kids were all told to wrestle and roll and

573
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 2: fight and sled and sling mud. And we wrestled and

574
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 2: sledded and tumbled and made mud bombs on this mud

575
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 2: pile until it flattened out against the side of the hill.

576
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 2: So all day we got there like eleven am and

577
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 2: we left when the sun was down.

578
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

579
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 2: And you know, the parents were tying, went on what

580
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 2: you and they're like, I said, they were Catholics, the

581
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 2: Irish Catholics shockingly do know how to drink. And so

582
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 2: at some point, you know, some of the dads are

583
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 2: throwing us down the mud hill and so the whole

584
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 2: party was kids up to their knees wrestling and throwing

585
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,680
Speaker 2: each other down in the mud. One of the greatest

586
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 2: days of my entire life. That all we moved a

587
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 2: mountain of dirt down a hillside and leveled it with bodies. Wow,

588
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 2: children's body.

589
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 3: That's awesome. I love that.

590
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 2: And then you would look up the hill and you'd

591
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 2: see your soccer coach and you'd see your other friend's parents,

592
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 2: and everybody's having a Bartles and James Wine cooler and

593
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 2: they're watching kids caked throwing handfuls of mud. You know,

594
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 2: normally be like, hey, all of us, don't throw mud

595
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 2: at each other. Yeah, they were like, make a bigger one, Scottie,

596
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 2: and you'd like, roll like a snowman down the hill,

597
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 2: run to front flips land in mud. Oh wow, that's

598
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 2: so fold hands. We got sleds out. We were sledding

599
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 2: on dirt and mud to level this fill into the ground.

600
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 2: One of the greatest days of my life.

601
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 3: Oh man, that's awesome. It also reminded me of Bartles

602
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 3: and James. What what do you think Bartles and James tasted?

603
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 2: Like? Oh? What? Like? What do you think the main

604
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 2: flavors were?

605
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 3: No, I mean like, was it super sweet or was

606
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 3: it a wine taste?

607
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 2: Like? What?

608
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 3: Like? Because I never had a Bartles and James.

609
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 2: Before our time? Yeah, I and I think though James

610
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 2: had a Y in it? Right, is James the.

611
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,479
Speaker 3: Y U J Y M E s is that it was?

612
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 2: It was? I think so, I mean, it was definitely around.

613
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 2: I don't remember what the original flavor was, but the

614
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 2: bottles almost had the michelo shape bottle. They almost had

615
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 2: butt plug shaped bottles.

616
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, exactly, it was a butt plug shape bottle.

617
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 3: And I just think about I just like, especially since

618
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 3: it has a WY in it, it would have been

619
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 3: really fun to go in and add an L after

620
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 3: the M in James. So it was Bartles and James

621
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 3: and that would have been so funny. To just add

622
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 3: it and leave it so people could buy it and

623
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 3: then just be somebody looking at it just like is

624
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 3: this say Bartles and Jameles.

625
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,479
Speaker 2: Just switch at once, make it just instantly, make a

626
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 2: Mandela effect to be like, I think it was James.

627
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 2: You're like it was Bartles and James. And for those

628
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 2: around the world are under one hundred years of age.

629
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 2: There was a wine cooler company in the eighties called

630
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 2: Bartles and James and their commercials. I believe there was

631
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 2: like Ed and Frank. I think they were all guys

632
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 2: named Ed and Frank, and I don't remember. I guess

633
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 2: Frank Bartles ed James one of the ways. But one

634
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 2: guy would talk and he was just like slightly southern,

635
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 2: had the hat on the glasses, and then his friend

636
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 2: would just hold the Bartles and James and his drink

637
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 2: and never say a word. Yeah, And they had a

638
00:33:55,280 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 2: great catchphrase, which I think was Frank would say on

639
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 2: behalf of Ed and I we thank you for your support.

640
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 2: And they were just talking about getting drunk on Bartles

641
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 2: and James. Yeah. Oh, it was a sensation.

642
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 3: It was a sensation and it was like, I mean

643
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 3: think those actors were rolling in it. From that that

644
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 3: was back then too. My god, the ad buys on

645
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 3: that ship?

646
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 2: Who I know? Dreaming. I don't ever want to be

647
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 2: an actor, but if I was, ED just got to

648
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,800
Speaker 2: sit there looking like a funny old man holding a

649
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 2: way cooler and getting paid in the shade like pink lemonade.

650
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, man, is that a saying.

651
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,760
Speaker 2: Made in the shade like pink lemonade?

652
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:33,360
Speaker 3: Is it really?

653
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 2: Yeah? That's saying. But for ED and I ed myself,

654
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,720
Speaker 2: we thank you for your support.

655
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:41,880
Speaker 3: Great, good, awesome.

656
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 2: Now beer commercials are like running golf, Yeah, boobs, biceps beer,

657
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 2: and you're like, hmmm. I like when it was a dog, ye,

658
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 2: a skateboarding dog.

659
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,240
Speaker 3: A skateboarding dog. I like it when it's an old,

660
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 3: out of shape man just runk on a porch. Yes,

661
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 3: that I like.

662
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 2: Interest Jamaican band leader that would just say hooray beer, Like,

663
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:10,359
Speaker 2: let's get back to character comedy. Come on, guys, right,

664
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 2: when is.

665
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 3: It gonna happen? Is it that we need to be

666
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 3: Is it that people just don't want to laugh anymore

667
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 3: because everything is so dark? I don't It really does

668
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 3: seem fascinating that the only comedy now I love absurdism

669
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 3: but the only comedy now is like a non sequitor,

670
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 3: like that's it for like commercials and stuff like that.

671
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 2: Or a reference to something that already happened.

672
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 3: Or a reference to another cultural like Milestone.

673
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 2: That's the worst to me. I was at a little

674
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 2: screening the other night, premieer thing, and I was talking

675
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 2: to a producer about a different movie and he said, well,

676
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 2: sometimes you have to tell the audience what they want.

677
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 2: And I go, what do you mean? And he goes, well,

678
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 2: we produced Anchorman, and Anchorman got focus group tested before

679
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 2: it was released and it got like a thirty eight.

680
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 2: It was something in there which is bad. That's out

681
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 2: of a hundred.

682
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I know it's bad.

683
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:05,719
Speaker 2: So out of one hundred it got a thirty eight

684
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 2: test group score. Went on to make tons of money

685
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 2: and honestly launched Will Ferrell into superstar. Them. Yep, Austin Powers,

686
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,720
Speaker 2: same company got a twenty something like a twenty six,

687
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 2: and they were like, this is going to tank. And

688
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 2: then Austin Powers. There were three of them. The second

689
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 2: one might be the rare sequel that's better than the original.

690
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 2: And he was right, sometimes you have to tell the

691
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 2: audience what they like. And I think we've stopped doing

692
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 2: that comedy and now we just let the audience tell

693
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 2: us what they like, which is like YouTube challenges and

694
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:44,439
Speaker 2: wearing big wigs, I guess, and lip syncing. People seem

695
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 2: to think lip syncing to other people's soundbites is just

696
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,359
Speaker 2: peak comedy and it's really quick. It is.

697
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:55,359
Speaker 3: It's really really crazy. That lip thinking thing is so

698
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 3: it's so silly and humiliating that do you know what

699
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,880
Speaker 3: I mean? Every time I it, I'm just like I

700
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 3: feel bad for you and this is ooh. And then

701
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 3: you look at like how many people have watched and

702
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 3: it's like four billion people. Every everyone in the world

703
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 3: has watched this and loves it.

704
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,359
Speaker 2: Yeah. I listen to a lot of kDa out here,

705
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 2: ninety three point five KD. It's hip hop back in

706
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 2: the day in LA. It's the best hip hop station

707
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 2: and it's amazing.

708
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 3: It is. It's the La version of blazing hip hop

709
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 3: and R and B from New York.

710
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. And for me, one of the great joys

711
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 2: of not being on TikTok and not having a personal

712
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 2: Instagram outside of the bananas is the dance. The dancer.

713
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 2: The dance influencers just were the one thing. I'm like,

714
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 2: this seems like a treadmill. You feel like Sisyphis every week.

715
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 2: You guys have to think of a new choreograph routine

716
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 2: and the body can only move so many ways and

717
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 2: that's what your audience wants. And then you collaborate with

718
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 2: another dancer. And I was like, this bums me out.

719
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 2: And then I was listening to KD and one of

720
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 2: the DJs was like, I like dance videos. That's what

721
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 2: I put on to zone out. I just watch endless

722
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,240
Speaker 2: dance videos. And I was like, oh, wait a second.

723
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:06,959
Speaker 2: I think this is because I'm a boring white guy

724
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,799
Speaker 2: that I think this is the saddest shit. It makes

725
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 2: other people so happy. So I was like, maybe I

726
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 2: just need to shut up. Well, not like I was

727
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 2: really talking about, but I lack something that thrills other

728
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 2: people about extreme choreographed and stylized dancing. To me, me,

729
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 2: it depresses me. But I love to dance.

730
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 3: He does love to dance, folks. He's the first one

731
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,240
Speaker 3: out on the dance floor.

732
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 2: Damn right. But yeah, anyway, shout out to all the

733
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 2: dance fluencers. You'll never be on bananas, but God bless

734
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 2: you keep dancing. I bet it keeps your gluteous Maximus

735
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,360
Speaker 2: is firm and robust.

736
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 3: Also shout out to Tom everyone who's on the Instagram

737
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:54,319
Speaker 3: treadmill it is or the TikTok treadmill. It is not

738
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 3: fun and it is seems to be the only way

739
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 3: to supset to survive, And it's brutal just to constantly

740
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 3: just feed content into a thing for free, into a

741
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,799
Speaker 3: thing in hopes it's somewhere it will pay off in

742
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:12,439
Speaker 3: some way.

743
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,360
Speaker 2: You gotta put butts in seats kirts. You want me

744
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 2: to do some thumbs ups?

745
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 3: I do. Oh yeah, let me tease you into it, baby,

746
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 3: tease us into it. Murmur hikers hiker fools people into

747
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 3: believing he delivered pizza at to Mount Fiji.

748
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 2: Is it Fiji or Fuji? Which one? Mount Fiji?

749
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 3: Mount Fiji?

750
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, because we did a Mount Fuji one recently.

751
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 2: We're just covering all mountains. We're going peak to peak on.

752
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 3: This, especially ones that are starting with F. Have a

753
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 3: J and an I's right.

754
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 2: Haley Tanner wants to thumb her kid Beatrix way up.

755
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 2: Beatrix is twelve. They live in New York City. Yes,

756
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 2: and she's doing an amazing job in general, just being

757
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 2: a great kid. She was a COVID kid and you

758
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,800
Speaker 2: know what it was like, Kurt, It was tough. Yes,

759
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,400
Speaker 2: it's tough years on these kids, especially in New York City.

760
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 2: But Beatrix is doing an awesome job. She recently represented

761
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,360
Speaker 2: Brooklyn in the New York City Project Soapbox competition.

762
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah.

763
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 2: And so the kids, along with racing soapboxes, also get

764
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,280
Speaker 2: to make speeches, which is fun. And Beatrix spoke against

765
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 2: book bands. Yeah, and between the racing and the speaking

766
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 2: did so well that she ended up on the main stage.

767
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 2: Haley says she is the best in the biz.

768
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 3: Nice thumbs up.

769
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 2: That's not BAM books, guys, that's for huge dorks and

770
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 2: losers only. Shoshana wants. Shoshana sounds a lot, sends a

771
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 2: lot of great stories, excuse me, including some I did

772
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 2: the Chicago show. Shoshana wants to thumb her husband way up.

773
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,840
Speaker 2: He signed on for his fifth year teaching at the

774
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 2: same school. He's a rabbi and he teaches Judaic studies

775
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 2: to middle schoolers and he had tried a few different

776
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 2: places out but it's his current school or location that

777
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 2: has just been a great place that has nurtured his

778
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 2: talents made him more confident, and Shoshana is so proud

779
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:00,800
Speaker 2: of him. That's nice.

780
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 3: Sumbs up. And also to anybody who's looking for that

781
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 3: specific place, whether it be a school or community pool

782
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 3: or a bar, and you've been to couple and they suck,

783
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 3: Believe me, there is one that is just right for you.

784
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 2: There's a glove for every hand, folks.

785
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:23,240
Speaker 3: So for the eight fingered ones, thank you.

786
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 2: Rachel Shine wants to thumb her little bro Danny up.

787
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 2: Danny's been working on This is great actually because you're

788
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 2: going to think what she covers at the end. Rachel

789
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 2: Shine wants the thumb up her little Brodanny. Danny's been

790
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 2: working on a super important project for several years. He

791
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 2: is making incredible progress and Rachel is so proud of him.

792
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 3: Comes up.

793
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,800
Speaker 2: Rachel adds, sorry, it's totally vague. He's a private dude,

794
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 2: so it's a special super project. He's been working on

795
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 2: it for several years and he's making incredible progress. You

796
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 2: can guess at home what Danny's doing. I think he's

797
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 2: building a glider that goes underground.

798
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 3: I love it. I love it also that it's like,

799
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 3: you know, I'm gonna give a thumbs up to the

800
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:11,240
Speaker 3: person who doesn't want anything to be known about their lives.

801
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 3: But either way, do Danny dooty Danny the private dude

802
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 3: thumbs up, Bro combs out.

803
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:23,439
Speaker 2: To you, Bro. And last, but not least, let's see,

804
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 2: we did a did a daughter, we did a younger brother,

805
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 2: we did a rabbi husband. That's a great start. There's

806
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 2: only one way to end these thumbs ups today.

807
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 3: A dog who drives a car pretty close.

808
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 2: Katie old Jasterer's ab or jas Oh yes, true, jast Zabe.

809
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,879
Speaker 2: I think it's Katie Jaster's app And I'm so sorry

810
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 2: Katie that it's a tricky last name. But I love

811
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:51,799
Speaker 2: any name with a Z in it except Zoe. That

812
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 2: name is weird. I love the name. So if you're

813
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,799
Speaker 2: all Zoe's out their thumbs up, Katie is thumbing up

814
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 2: all the worms in her basement. All one thousand red

815
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 2: wrigglers worked tiresly twenty four to seven to make nutritious

816
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:15,759
Speaker 2: compost out the kitchen scraps and shredded bank statements. Thumbs up,

817
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 2: one thousand thumbs up for the one thousand red wrigglers.

818
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:25,839
Speaker 3: Red wrigglers, I mean they It definitely seems like they're

819
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 3: just the basement is filled with trash and worms. But

820
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 3: I'm assuming it's a composting section in the basement regardless,

821
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 3: great place to keep it.

822
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 2: And I never knew worms. Eight treaded bank statements. That's

823
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:41,760
Speaker 2: an exciting sort of like stick it to capitalism moment.

824
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 2: It's a reminder we all return to the earth. It

825
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 2: doesn't matter how many toys you die with. It doesn't

826
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 2: matter how much money you have in the bank. At

827
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 2: the end of the day. Your worm food. All right,

828
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 2: KURTI b what we got, buddy boy. Here it is.

829
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 3: This was sent in by Justin. Thank you, Justin.

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00:43:58,560 --> 00:43:59,399
Speaker 2: We love a Justin.

831
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 3: This was on jack Aranda FM.

832
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 2: We've actually done that one before, so I know you're

833
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 2: not lying to me.

834
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 3: That's correct. It was written by It's actually by jack

835
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 3: Aranda FM. Jack Aranda FM. The whatever that is.

836
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 2: It's a flower. It's a tree, right, it's a flowering tree.

837
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 2: It's the purple flowering trees.

838
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 3: It's a purple flowering tree on the radio.

839
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, the radio wrote this.

840
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 2: Here. It is.

841
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,839
Speaker 3: We've heard a lot of people going to great lengths

842
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 3: to ensure the customers get what they want. But we

843
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 3: have also seen some vile delivery drivers. True, that's true,

844
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:42,240
Speaker 3: my goodness. Some have taken orders back because the customers

845
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 3: didn't tip them, while others helped themselves to their customers takeaway. No, no, no.

846
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 3: If you don't tip a delivery driver, I think they

847
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 3: should be allowed to take it away from you. I

848
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 3: think that's that's not a vile delivery driver. That is

849
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 3: a person reminding a prick what is? What is accurate

850
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,800
Speaker 3: and correct?

851
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 2: Anyway? It does a hot take that I agree with.

852
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:12,320
Speaker 2: If you yes, order food, tip.

853
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're in an order food, you're gonna make

854
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 3: someone deliver food to you on your couch. You monarch royalty,

855
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 3: if you're a royalty, exactly for a moment, you're gonna

856
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 3: be oh, butler, butler, bring me my McDonald's and then

857
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 3: not tip them.

858
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 2: Fuck you, that's right. I got in that uber when

859
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 2: uber eats was a thing, and it's smell Nick McDonald's,

860
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 2: I go, do do uber eats? Yes, what's the thing

861
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 2: you deliver most McDonald's. Do you ever read the fries

862
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 2: every time? The driver said, every time, a delicious fries.

863
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 3: But we have all because of the but we were

864
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 3: surprised to hear about a pizza delivery guy who traveled

865
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 3: six hours up a mountain to get a pizza to

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Speaker 3: a hiker. In twenty twenty two, a post of a

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Speaker 3: man dressed in a popular pizza brand uniform carrying a

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Speaker 3: pizza delivery bag up Mount Fuji. It is Mount Fuji

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Speaker 3: and written in the in the title by jack Aranda FM,

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Speaker 3: it says Mount Fiji.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they are not necessarily the fact checkers. You know,

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Speaker 2: they're not winning any spelling bees at Jackaranda dot FM.

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Speaker 3: Recently the post resurfaced and people have been praising Domino's

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Speaker 3: Japan for their amazing service. But it seems it was

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Speaker 3: a case of misinterpretation.

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Speaker 2: Is it?

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Speaker 3: I feel like this was written by Ai The delivery

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Speaker 3: man quote turned out to be an office worker who

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Speaker 3: enjoys hiking while dressed in various delivery uniforms. The man

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Speaker 3: um Uma Uma Nami Futo Futashi Futoshi Uma Uma Nami

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Speaker 3: Futashi regularly dressed up in delivery uniforms while carrying delivery

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Speaker 3: bags filled with various equipment and necessities for his hike.

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Speaker 3: Okay Uma has previously Uma Nami has previously worn a

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Speaker 3: variety of uniforms on hikes, including those of Uber Eatsu,

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Speaker 3: Demai Cana, a Japanese delivery service, and Pizza La, Japan's

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Speaker 3: second highest grossing pizza chain after Domino's Pizza. It seems

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Speaker 3: Umanami enjoys immersing into the role he decides to undertake

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Speaker 3: during his hike. He sticks to the script so much

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Speaker 3: so that he managed to feed many people. We were

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Speaker 3: even taken aback by the story. We were even taken

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Speaker 3: aback taking amback.

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Speaker 2: This is Ai. It's Ai.

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Speaker 3: It certainly creates a good storyline for the takeaway brands

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Speaker 3: that he represents a form of free advertising, you could say,

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Speaker 3: and that's how it ends. This is one written by Ai.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, not even good AI bad bad radio.

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Speaker 3: At this point. At this point, AI can write stuff

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Speaker 3: and I won't be able to tell it, but Jack

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Speaker 3: rand FM.

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Speaker 2: But the story is, the guy didn't really deliver. He

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Speaker 2: dits up the mountain.

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Speaker 3: So he so there's a picture of him. He's got it.

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Speaker 3: He's dressed as a Domino's delivery guy. He's got a

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Speaker 3: gigantic Domino's bag on his back, and he did bring

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Speaker 3: a pizza up and gave it to someone cool. But

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Speaker 3: it was all just him doing it for fun because

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Speaker 3: he thinks it's funny. Oh, no one actually ordered the pizza. Oh,

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Speaker 3: he's one hundred percent. Also, yeah, if you if you're

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Speaker 3: into like hiking like that, I'm into hiking like that, Mike,

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Speaker 3: why not dress up like that do that? That's just

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Speaker 3: such a delightful thing to do.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, deliver pizza to a hike on top of a mountain.

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Speaker 2: They will scarf it down so hard.

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Speaker 3: And no matter how popular a trail is, there's a

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Speaker 3: there comes a certain point where when a trail is

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Speaker 3: hard enough where you're just like, no.

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Speaker 2: One has ever been here before. I am doing something

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Speaker 2: that is so hard and difficult.

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Speaker 3: No one could ever even understand this. And then just

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Speaker 3: to see a Domino's delivery guy like walk past you

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Speaker 3: is so very very funny.

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Speaker 2: You know what's cool about your move back to these coasts.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna be able to take your kids. I don't

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Speaker 2: think you've done this already to Storm King.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm excited about that.

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Speaker 2: Talk about the first time experience checking one off. Storm King.

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Speaker 2: Is this giant and it's in New York. It's in

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Speaker 2: New York state, upstate a little bit, and is a

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Speaker 2: giant outdoor sculpture park that you The sculptures are sometimes

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Speaker 2: i don't know, two hundred feet tall, huge and you

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Speaker 2: can just wander out these huge fields in the trees

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Speaker 2: and the grass and just walk under amazing statues. So

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Speaker 2: it's really amazing.

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Speaker 3: I'm very excited to do that. I have been like,

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Speaker 3: I've trained my Instagram algorithm to only now show me

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Speaker 3: like what things you can do in New Jersey and

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Speaker 3: New York and New York City, and it's great. I'm

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Speaker 3: so excited.

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Speaker 2: Some people enjoy using drugs, Kurt, and some don't. And

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Speaker 2: the truth is is do whatever you want to do

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Speaker 2: if you're an adult. But if you are ever on

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Speaker 2: a big road trip or you're living that van life,

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Speaker 2: or you just want to America and New England, what's

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Speaker 2: got to offer? And say you do partake in exotic delights.

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Speaker 2: If you take mushrooms, for example, that's I'm just spitball

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Speaker 2: And I was thinking of drugs. It could have been

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Speaker 2: it could have been pine tar, heroin. But and walk

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Speaker 2: around storm King on a nice may day, you will

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Speaker 2: have one of the finest It'll be like your soccer

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Speaker 2: coach is throwing you down a mud hill. Repeatedly to

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Speaker 2: flatten out the dirt. It is a special day up there.

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Speaker 2: It is so beautiful up there.

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Speaker 3: It is really beautiful up there, and I'm very, very

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Speaker 3: excited to explore all that the East Coast has to

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Speaker 3: offer again, especially now that I'll have a car. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's gonna be.

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Speaker 1: Car car and kids, Hell yeah, kids, yeah, I tease

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Speaker 1: wrap it up.

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Speaker 3: Tease us out. Just give us the title and send

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Speaker 3: us home.

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Speaker 2: Deanna Knutson sent this, or Deannaknutson sent this. Deanna always

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Speaker 2: send good stuff. Thank you so much, and been animals.

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Speaker 2: If you have the time, give us a five star

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Speaker 2: review on Apple or Spotify wherever you listen to podcasts.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes the jerks give us one star because they don't

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Speaker 2: like that were inclusive, So tell them to shove it

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Speaker 2: up their butts like a nose in a Museum of

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Speaker 2: Animal anuses with five stars. Virginia woman traumatized after a

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Speaker 2: snake falls into her margarita. Now, Lisa Maggot did post

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Speaker 2: this on our Instagram, but not every We have way

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Speaker 2: more listeners than Instagram followers. So a woman in Virginia

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Speaker 2: got more than what she paid for after a snake

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Speaker 2: fell from a restaurant's ceiling and landed in her margarita.

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Speaker 2: This was written by Julia or Nato for The Daily Beast.

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Speaker 2: That's a real website. Okay, Yeah, I leaned in to

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Speaker 2: take a sip. I noticed something hit me in the forehead.

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Speaker 2: I looked at my husband and he was like, what

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Speaker 2: was that. When I turned around, I saw a snake

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Speaker 2: in my margarita. Another customer eventually grabbed the snake and

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Speaker 2: released it outside. Great customer. Yeah, also, I would have

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Speaker 2: done that. I'm so jealous of that customer. Oh. I

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Speaker 2: would spin that yarn into thirteen solid minutes of mediocre comedy.

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Speaker 2: She said. She left shaking. I was traumatized. The restaurant

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Speaker 2: owner told eight News that the snake likely got into

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Speaker 2: the establishment through an air conditioning unit. When asked what

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Speaker 2: precautions were put in place to avoid a repeat of

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Speaker 2: the incident, the owner told eight News nothing. He doesn't care.

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Speaker 2: So that's all.

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Speaker 3: All you need to do is put a great or

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Speaker 3: like just a screen, that's all you need.

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Speaker 2: Nope, nothing.

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Speaker 3: I love that. Well, thank you so much everybody for listening.

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Speaker 3: Thank you Scotty, thank you.

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Speaker 2: KURTI B thanks everybody. Exactly right, You're the best in

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Speaker 2: the business. Bananas Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine. The catchy banana

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Speaker 2: theme song was composed and performed by k.

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Speaker 3: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 2: Georgia Hartstart.

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Speaker 3: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot,

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Speaker 3: part time employee.

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Speaker 2: You can listen to Bananas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify,

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Speaker 2: or wherever you get your podcasts, and please feel free

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Speaker 2: to rate and review as many times as you can.

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Speaker 2: We love those five stars.