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Speaker 1: It's another jewel. Hello, Hey is this Rebecca? Yeah, hi Rebecca.

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Speaker 1: You were my uber driver last Saturday night. You actually

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Speaker 1: handed me a business card. Oh, I vaguely remember that.

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm okay, how are you doing? I'm okay. Listen. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you because my boss actually might be calling you.

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Speaker 1: So I just why would your boss be calling me? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's a funny story. Last Saturday, I was actually working

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Speaker 1: my a job as an organ courier, and on the

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Speaker 1: way to the hospital, I stopped off to get a drink,

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Speaker 1: which turned into a couple. Anyway, long story short, I

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Speaker 1: never made it to the hospital, so now my job

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Speaker 1: is in jeopardy. Okay, yeah, I still don't follow why

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Speaker 1: he'd be calling me. Well, I kind of need you

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Speaker 1: to be my alibi, but I don't. I'm I'm like

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Speaker 1: totally confusure. I don't even like remember, am I supposed

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Speaker 1: to remember where I picked you up and where I

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Speaker 1: dropped you off and all that sort of stuff. I

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Speaker 1: can give you the name of the hospital. I just

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Speaker 1: all I want you to do is tell them that

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Speaker 1: you dropped me off in front of the hospital and

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Speaker 1: that's when you saw a bunch of thugs beat me

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Speaker 1: up and steal the kidney I was delivering. That's it.

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Speaker 1: You could just say you want me to say that

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Speaker 1: I saw you get beaten up. Yeah, and don't forget

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Speaker 1: the kidney part. That's the most important part. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: So you supposedly brought a kidney in my car that

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Speaker 1: you were supposed to be delivering. Yes, I did bring

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Speaker 1: a kidney in your car, and I stopped off at

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Speaker 1: a bar instead of delivering it. And then so where

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Speaker 1: didout Where did I actually drop you off? You drop

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Speaker 1: me off at the bar, And you want me to

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Speaker 1: say I dropped you off at a hospital. Yes, I'd

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Speaker 1: like you to say that I got dropped off at

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Speaker 1: a hospital and then you saw me get beaten up

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Speaker 1: and people steal the cooler that I had with me.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I just sort of a million years did

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Speaker 1: I do this for you? I can in a lot

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Speaker 1: of trouble if they find out that I was at

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Speaker 1: a bar and I lost a kidney I was supposed

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Speaker 1: to deliver in a drinking game. I mean, they're gonna

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Speaker 1: be pretty pissed the fact that you lost a kidney

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Speaker 1: in a drinking game. That's pretty heinous. I don't tell

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Speaker 1: you how to drive an uber, do I Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: driving is a little differently than losing somebody's organ. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I would appreciate you not telling me how to

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Speaker 1: do my job. Excuse me. You call me and ask

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Speaker 1: me to live for you, and now you insult me.

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Speaker 1: The bottom line here is there's a kidney missing, and

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Speaker 1: I could lose my job over it. Well, there's a

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Speaker 1: kidney missing because you lost it in the drinking game. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I know. That's all the particulars that we don't really

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Speaker 1: need to get into. I just lead you particularly don't

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Speaker 1: need to get into. Are you serious? Yeah, Like, those

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Speaker 1: aren't the important details. I just need to are the

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Speaker 1: important details? Well, I think the important thing is here

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Speaker 1: that you just tell my boss that you saw some

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Speaker 1: people beat me up and take the cooler that I

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Speaker 1: was carrying. That's all you need to say. Sorry, If

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Speaker 1: I don't think that, can you just give me a break.

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Speaker 1: I would really appreciate what. I've had a rough week.

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Speaker 1: I lost some guys kidney at a bar. It's a

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Speaker 1: big deal. And I got a parking ticket yesterday. So

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Speaker 1: oh gee, I'm just saying I've had a tough week

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Speaker 1: and it could help me out if you would just

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Speaker 1: do me this one favor. Okay, we need to end

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Speaker 1: this call because I'm not changing my mind. My answer

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Speaker 1: is no and I'm not changing it. Okay, all right, Look,

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Speaker 1: maybe I shouldn't have called you to help me out

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Speaker 1: with this. I might have been wrong. I'm sorry. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you were out of line. While I've got you on

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Speaker 1: the phone, Can I get a ride somewhere. I need

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Speaker 1: to deliver a pancreas to eat him cloud by eight?

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Speaker 1: You're joking, right, Yeah, I am. Actually this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewil from brook and Jewil in the morning. I'm moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? No, your friend Nancy set you up.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, she says that you're driving uber

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Speaker 1: and get to talk to a lot of weirdos, so

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Speaker 1: I can do. But I must have been I don't

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Speaker 1: ever remember. Can be bringing like a cooler with a

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Speaker 1: with a kidney d and dropping them And next time

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Speaker 1: somebody's in your car with a cooler, you're gonna think twice. Now,

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Speaker 1: you'd wake up every morning with Jubel Foo tabs weekday

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties, Holy Ruined ninety two point five.

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Speaker 1: You you've done stand still, falling away from me when

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Speaker 1: it says so long, what do you want to be?

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Speaker 1: Holday on bus? Never enough fool me, got to be

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Speaker 1: so strong. There's a power being watching you now every

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Speaker 1: other day I am watching you show you don't want

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Speaker 1: ye outside. I didn't mind, no money outside. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you want to feels like nobody elseide We didn't. We

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Speaker 1: didn't mind now of the outside.