WEBVTT - Greg T Asks Grandma Hedy About The Birds And The Bees

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<v Speaker 1>The phone, Elvis Dan, Elvis Durant phone tap. You know what,

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<v Speaker 1>every time Greg t phone taps his mom and his

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<v Speaker 1>grandmother for some reason, we all laugh, we all poop

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<v Speaker 1>our pants.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny stuff. It's gonna happen again. And how come

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<v Speaker 2>they haven't figured it out?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what?

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<v Speaker 4>Yesterday I got a phone call from my mother and

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<v Speaker 4>she said, honestly, Greg, it is enough already.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the latest, the many many great phone taps, great

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<v Speaker 1>tea phone taps his mom and his grandmother.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's listen in.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello Grandma, Hi, honey, how are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing fine? How about yourself?

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<v Speaker 5>So?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're still bruised.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's going away, but it hurts. See if it's

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<v Speaker 3>gonna take a while.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I thought of, Grandma? You were not

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<v Speaker 2>walking with your cane. Yeah, that's why you fell.

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<v Speaker 3>I know. I'm trying. How Jada, she's doing great?

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, that's why I'm calling. So I have to start

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<v Speaker 4>to teach her a little bity little about the birds

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<v Speaker 4>and the bees. How do you think I go about that?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? My god, you he been a good one.

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<v Speaker 2>How did you tell mom about the birds and the bees?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm eighty three years old. Do you think I can

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<v Speaker 3>go back that far? My elevator don't work that good?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Grandma should be like riding a bike. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>you never forget?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh jesus, what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what? Let me get Mom on the phone

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<v Speaker 2>and we'll try to see. Let's find out.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's try.

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<v Speaker 3>I doubt it. I don't think she's home.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey Mom, Yeah, Hey, what are you doing right now?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm making sweet potatoes right now for tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>I told you she's busy. Oh hi, Hi, honey. I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't cay you today.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, I I why what's up?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, Matt, so I have a question. Grandma was trying

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<v Speaker 4>to help me out. But you don't really remember. How

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<v Speaker 4>do I teach Jade about the birds and the bees?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, she's a little young for that, don't you think.

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<v Speaker 2>Cause Grandma said that you were a quick learner.

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<v Speaker 5>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what you're doing wrong.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't remember, Gregor, I don't remember what I did yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>And he ain't going to ask me what I remember?

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<v Speaker 3>How many years?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I said, she didn't even have to tell you.

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<v Speaker 4>She said that you were very good in school, but

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<v Speaker 4>you were better in bed.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, how.

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<v Speaker 4>Do I tell her about the man's and then the Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>My god, I'm going to hang up now.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, between the two of you, how many partners did

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<v Speaker 2>you guys have?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh mind, you know, don't don't even do Telly, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>eighty three years old.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, please, I can't remember that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, come on, what if Janda meets a little boy

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<v Speaker 2>in the playground they start getting them?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I'll learn by bell she's two years old. I

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<v Speaker 5>don't want to.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, Grandma, what age was it when mommy started

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<v Speaker 4>kissing boys?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh? I know, you know what? What? I wasn't with it?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sixty one years old. Here, what do I know?

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<v Speaker 5>Today they dressed like like crazy people.

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<v Speaker 3>At my time, it was different, and the kids grew

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<v Speaker 3>up smart and good.

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<v Speaker 5>This is ridiculous. Already, you walk through the mall. You

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<v Speaker 5>girls have nothing on half at the time about the times.

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<v Speaker 2>When you were young and you were, you know, doing

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<v Speaker 2>it in the back of people's cars.

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<v Speaker 5>What I didn't do anything in the back of the n.

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<v Speaker 3>Our kids were good.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't have time for this, you're already I'm trying

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<v Speaker 5>to make these sweet potatoes. They are going to come

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<v Speaker 5>out now lousy because I'm not thinking about what I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't have time for this.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, when the hormones start raging.

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<v Speaker 3>My hormones went out the window.

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<v Speaker 2>The man's private parts.

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<v Speaker 5>To be Gregory, I call what you want, but I'm

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<v Speaker 5>going to tell you this right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to hang up.

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<v Speaker 5>I am going to hang up. Why And I don't

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<v Speaker 5>mean this in a bad way. Have time for this?

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<v Speaker 3>Every one?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, but Grandma said to ask you.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, I'm going to.

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<v Speaker 3>Hang up.

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<v Speaker 2>And the woman hold on, Let's call mom back again.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, mother, one time.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, don't mother.

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<v Speaker 3>She's going to get angry. She's not going to answer.

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<v Speaker 3>She's answering.

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<v Speaker 5>I know this is you.

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<v Speaker 2>Jada was already making out with a baby boy doll.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you believe this?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, listen, you believe I'm marbling you something. I know

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<v Speaker 5>you're going to play this on the air. Yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 5>going to do this, Harry. I don't care. Please, Gregory,

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<v Speaker 5>this is not the time to talk about you want

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<v Speaker 5>to do. I raised my children, you raise yours. Now

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<v Speaker 5>that is the end of the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Why why you're so secretive? What a man and a

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<v Speaker 2>woman do in the bedroom.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to hang up till to hang up because

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<v Speaker 3>this is ridiculous and I didn't even realize what this is,

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<v Speaker 3>but this is what's gonna go.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, mom, Grandma said that you had many boyfriends.

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<v Speaker 2>You are very experienced.

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<v Speaker 3>No I didn't.

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<v Speaker 5>That's right. Whatever you want to say, that's right. Whatever. Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going.

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<v Speaker 2>She said Uncle Tom was like a swinger.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh god, why don't uncle my out what a swinger is? Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>he's a real swinger. Okay, don't you dare call uncle Tom?

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, Grandma, let me hold on a second last time.

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<v Speaker 5>You call her?

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't you call your mother?

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<v Speaker 2>Why not?

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<v Speaker 3>She's going to get approivated more and she's busy. No, no,

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<v Speaker 3>she's not gonna.

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<v Speaker 5>Please call someone else. Please do not call me. I'm asked.

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<v Speaker 3>I called him.

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<v Speaker 5>Please do not call me.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, fine, but I'll have you know. Grandma said, call

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<v Speaker 4>your mother one more time.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I did.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't care. I don't care. It doesn't matter. Someone

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<v Speaker 5>else and they will answer your questions. Okay, Okay, I

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<v Speaker 5>told you.

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<v Speaker 3>What did you say? What did she What did you say?

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<v Speaker 2>She keeps hanging.

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<v Speaker 3>Up the because she doesn't want to be bottomed, and

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<v Speaker 3>I told you don't aggravate her anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Grandma Mom was right. You've both been phone tapped again.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh come on now, you're a superstar.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a superstar. Is phone tap? This phone tab was

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<v Speaker 1>Duran phone tab. Elvie's Duran in the Morning Show