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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame.

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Speaker 1: Heyday Mornings, Fawn, that's twenties. Hello, Hi, this is TSG.

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Speaker 1: I have a scheduled phone call right now with Fawn,

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Speaker 1: who might be tutoring my child. Yes, Hi, thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for calling TSG. How are you doing? Wow? Um,

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Speaker 1: sorry you said TSG. Yes, TSG for short, Theodore Sebastian

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Speaker 1: Giles for long and you should have gotten an email

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Speaker 1: from my assistant who set up a phone interview with

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Speaker 1: you for the potential of tutoring my child. Yeah. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: Can you tell me your name one more time? Yes

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Speaker 1: I can. TSG is what you can call me, what

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Speaker 1: most people call me, and what they call me in

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Speaker 1: the trades. I run a fortune five hundred companies, so

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Speaker 1: I'm very busy, okay, Yes, and I'm looking for a

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Speaker 1: tutor for my youngest. His name is Hamlet, okay, William

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Speaker 1: Shakespeare play Hamlet. Yes, very familiar. Okay, Well I would

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Speaker 1: hope you'd be familiar being a tutor. Yeah right, Well,

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Speaker 1: let's just get to it. I wanted to go over

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Speaker 1: a few things with you and see if you might

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Speaker 1: be a right fit. And hello Hello, Hello, Yes, Hello, faun.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry that I got sidetracked, but I'm going over

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Speaker 1: some of the research materials that my assistant gave me

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Speaker 1: to learn about you and what you might be able

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Speaker 1: to offer my child as far as tutoring goes. And

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Speaker 1: I see something staring me in the face that I

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Speaker 1: did not think I would be confronted with today, and

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Speaker 1: I'm shocked. Okay, what's that? I'm talking about the contents

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Speaker 1: of your Instagram account? Did I hear you correctly? Are

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Speaker 1: you you could you're looking at my personal Instagram account. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I have a link to all of your social media.

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Speaker 1: I've got a bunch of information about you and your

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Speaker 1: business being a tutor, because I asked my assistant to

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Speaker 1: furnish me that information so that I could go over

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Speaker 1: it on a phone call to find out if you're

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Speaker 1: a right fit for my youngest Hamlet to help him

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Speaker 1: with his schooling. And I am shocked at what I

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Speaker 1: see on your Instagram. I don't know what you're seeing,

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Speaker 1: but maybe you're on the wrong page, because I know

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Speaker 1: there's nothing bad on my Oh, there's some horrible things

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Speaker 1: on your Instagram. For example, I'm looking at a post.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at a post right now. I'm not sure

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Speaker 1: if you know this, but the word there has more

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Speaker 1: than one spelling. Oh, I'm very well aware, okay, and

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty particular when it comes to grammar. So also,

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Speaker 1: this is a little in one of your captions. In

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Speaker 1: one of your captions, I think you meant to spell

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Speaker 1: the word t h I e er there as in

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Speaker 1: theirs or somebody else's thing or something like that, and

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Speaker 1: you spelled it t r e as an over there. Okay,

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Speaker 1: can we can we just get passed this part? I mean,

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Speaker 1: I only have a few minutes here. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you wanted to discuss your son, but this doesn't

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Speaker 1: seem very relevant. Now I need to discuss job some

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Speaker 1: of the blatant grammar mistakes in your Instagram account. Okay,

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Speaker 1: are you kidding me? You're wasting my time right now

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Speaker 1: being a grammar point. Well, I don't think I'm wasting

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Speaker 1: your time, am I. You definitely probably don't have the

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Speaker 1: job as the tutor for my child, But I don't

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Speaker 1: think I'm wasting your time. I think you need to

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Speaker 1: be educated in how to use words like there. And

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Speaker 1: I see another one where I think the here you're

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Speaker 1: looking for is not done with an ear h g

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Speaker 1: r e as an over here, and in one of

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Speaker 1: your Instagram captions you spelled at h r. Okay, this

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Speaker 1: is absolutely this hard. I don't appreciate your tone and

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Speaker 1: speak quite frank. You're being to me right now. So

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Speaker 1: you're the authority on grammar? Is that correct? I actually

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Speaker 1: like to think that I do good at it? Yes, Oh,

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Speaker 1: you do good at it? I do good, do good

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Speaker 1: at it? I do good at grammar. Yes, I do

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Speaker 1: good obviously obviously much well what you do well at it.

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Speaker 1: I was attempting to tell you that, yes, I do

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Speaker 1: gooder than you in grammar. I don't know if you

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Speaker 1: hear yourself right now, but you just said do good er. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I did do better. I meant to say that I

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Speaker 1: am gooder than you when it comes to grammar, obviously.

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Speaker 1: And I don't think you're good enough to tutor my child.

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Speaker 1: They definitely do not need your tuteleage on this. It's tutelage.

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Speaker 1: Good luck finding a tutor for your son, because I

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Speaker 1: don't think it's going to happen because you're an absolute apple.

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Speaker 1: What did you call me an apple? I called you

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Speaker 1: an apple? A h O L E oh and she

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Speaker 1: can spell. Look at that. That's impressive. You know how

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Speaker 1: to spell that? Okay, well, don't hang up. Don't hang up,

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Speaker 1: because I do need to let you know. This is

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Speaker 1: actually a prank phone call. This is actually Jewil from

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your

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Speaker 1: boyfriend Malcolm set you up. Hey babe, it's a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. Your boyfriend Malcolm said that you're a tutor

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Speaker 1: and you hate grammar police, so we wanted me to

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Speaker 1: call you and be the grammar police. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that was so frustrating. The Jewel Show on Demand