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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame day Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Yeah, it's Donk. I'm like five minutes out.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What Yeah, I'm just like five

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Speaker 1: minutes out, so just calling a light.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not sure who this is. I'm sorry, it's Donk. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but like, what what are you talking about? Five minutes out?

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Speaker 1: Like is this Oh yeah, so my name is Donk God, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but what what are you calling about?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I have an appointment today with Janet.

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Speaker 2: It starts in like five minutes, but I would just

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Speaker 2: call it, like, you know, I'm like five minutes out.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're the the massusee hired by Yeah, okay, you

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Speaker 1: can just go to a door or something.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, so yeah that's cool when I get there

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Speaker 2: to give your mom the business or just knock on

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Speaker 2: the door whatever. But like I didn't get I didn't

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Speaker 2: see a note on here, like which one scenario you

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Speaker 2: want to go with? Like the firefighter or like lost

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Speaker 2: pool boy.

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Speaker 1: Uh, that's that's kind of weird, like that that's not

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Speaker 1: you like what yeah, like.

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Speaker 2: Because I got both I got both fits in the car,

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Speaker 2: you know. I mean, so do you want like, basically,

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Speaker 2: do you want suspenders and like pants or you want

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Speaker 2: full banana hammock when I am show up to your

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Speaker 2: mom's house.

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Speaker 1: Wait, what are you talking about? This? Is you just

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Speaker 1: banana hammock? Banana hammock? No, no, I'm not saying what

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: Banana hammock is like real small onies, So it's like

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Speaker 2: it holds you. Now, Like if you were to think

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Speaker 2: of a banana and like a real tight altu fit,

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Speaker 2: that would be what a banana hammock is.

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Speaker 1: Okay, why are you the last tool boy? Callstume? Okay, bro?

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Speaker 1: Like I hired a masseuse. It sounds like you're talking

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Speaker 1: about stripping or something.

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Speaker 2: You want to say you wanted like a woman instead

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Speaker 2: of like, donk.

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Speaker 1: Something about a mistress. No, I said massus, not misuse,

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Speaker 1: misuse missus. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Like, no, my name is Donk. I don't know who

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Speaker 2: miss use is. I didn't think she works for our company.

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Speaker 1: Know you idiot? I'm saying massus. I I got a

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Speaker 1: massage theraphist for her birthday. I didn't hire a stripper.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, so don't think he understands now Like you

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Speaker 2: want me to show up as a missus and then

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Speaker 2: be like all right, hop on the table and then

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Speaker 2: that's why, And I turn on the music and like

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Speaker 2: be like, now things are about to get really bendy. Well,

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Speaker 2: I guess I'll be like somebody stretching, but I can

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Speaker 2: still pull it off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no problem, dude, I got you, do you. I'm

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Speaker 1: at the door right now. Dude. No no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: don't touch the door. Don't knock, don't just stay there, don't.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her and tell her not to the door. Don't.

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Speaker 2: The cool thing about donk is like I could knock

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Speaker 2: on the door without using my hands.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, I got a built in knocker.

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Speaker 1: No no, my mom is eighty years old. We didn't

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Speaker 1: hire a stripper to knock on the door with his

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Speaker 1: would you would?

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Speaker 2: WHOA Like I was not planning on knocking on the

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Speaker 2: door that way, Uh, but like if you want me to,

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Speaker 2: I guess I can.

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Speaker 1: Dude, you're a med Like, what is your problem? I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to tell you, Like, you know, I listen to

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Speaker 1: some thing that I say. I said, I told you

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Speaker 1: she's eight years old, she's not wanted, she's concerned. She's not.

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Speaker 1: I think it was funny after her birthday. Man, Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, oh idiots.

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Speaker 2: To me. Well, your sister Serena like she seemed into it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you talk to my sister too, and she was

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Speaker 1: cool with that.

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Speaker 2: What Yeah, she was like, you know, saying how much

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Speaker 2: your mom is gonna love the full dog.

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Speaker 1: Well, now I got a call sister and tell her

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Speaker 1: she's a idiot.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Hey, Jonathan, this is actually Jubil from

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Speaker 2: the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and

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Speaker 2: your sister.

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Speaker 1: Serena set you up. What it's a joke.

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Speaker 2: She said that you guys hired of missus for her

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Speaker 2: mom's birthday and she wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I was picturing my my sweet eighty year old mom

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Speaker 2: opening in the door and there was a in there

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Speaker 2: with a banana.

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Speaker 1: M my god.

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Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with Jubal Phone Frank weekday mornings

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Speaker 2: on the twenties,