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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's revolutionizing the modern wedding reception,

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Speaker 1: where if you have a relative who's passed, they can

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Speaker 1: now attend your big day in hologram form. No, so

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Speaker 1: you can have that first dance with your late grandpa. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: the holograms are only capable of torking right now, but

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Speaker 1: at least you get that moment with.

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Speaker 2: Gramps slapping it to the back.

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Speaker 1: Both with Laser Stories is the segment where we read

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Speaker 1: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 2: Those other denture droppers just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first Laser Stories out of Sturgis, Michigan, an Amish

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Speaker 1: family stopped at a local walmart around five thirty pm

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Speaker 1: the other night. They say they were in the store

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Speaker 1: for about thirty minutes and when they came out, they

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Speaker 1: were shocked to find the horse and buggy they brought

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Speaker 1: was nowhere to be seen.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, an did they mistake it for a

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Speaker 3: different horse and buggy.

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Speaker 2: There was like a couple there, you know when you

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Speaker 2: like lose your car.

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Speaker 1: That's when an eyewitness told them that they saw a

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Speaker 1: woman jump in the driver's seat take the reins and yell,

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Speaker 1: gid you up little doggies?

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Speaker 3: WHOA Okay, I mean, I will admit, like, if you

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Speaker 3: saw it outside of Walmart, you'd be like, this is

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Speaker 3: my opportunity, this is a once in a lifetime chat.

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Speaker 2: Don't steal people's horse and buggies. Please. I'm not saying

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Speaker 2: you should, but I understand them once. I mean, how

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Speaker 2: do they find it? You have a license? Pla Well.

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Speaker 1: Police were called and they knew exactly who the suspect

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Speaker 1: was because they already had a run in with that

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Speaker 1: same thirty one year old female earlier that day at

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Speaker 1: that very same Walmart. After four hours of searching, police

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Speaker 1: caught a break because someone parked a horse and buggy

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Speaker 1: at a local motel, and then they asked the clerk

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Speaker 1: if he had any rooms big enough for her and

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Speaker 1: the horse.

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Speaker 3: She's taking good care that baby.

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Speaker 2: They're just friends.

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Speaker 1: By the way, of course, they did not have a

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Speaker 1: room like that, and when police arrived, they apprehended the

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Speaker 1: woman without incident, and the horse was unharmed. So she

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Speaker 1: was charged with something that I'm familiar with, larceny of livestock.

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Speaker 2: That's an actual charge.

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Speaker 3: I guess you know, cal thieves those are real, you know, corsets.

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Speaker 1: Some people just know how to live. This next Lazer

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Speaker 1: story is out of Rhode Island. If you don't know this.

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Speaker 1: Tesla's have cameras on them that monitor for things like

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Speaker 1: pedestrians and other cars. And the other day on TikTok,

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Speaker 1: a guy and his friend drove their tesla to a

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Speaker 1: cemetery at night and put it in park.

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Speaker 2: Sounds yeah, what happens in cemetery?

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Speaker 1: So the two guys in the tesla middle of the night,

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Speaker 1: no one around, uh huh? Or was there because you

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Speaker 1: can hear in the audio what was being picked up

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Speaker 1: on the test sli's video screen.

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Speaker 4: Next, Oh man, god, there are so many people showing

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Speaker 4: up on the screen.

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Speaker 3: Sward, there's people showing up on the detection screen.

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Speaker 1: Touch screen showed half a dozen people walking around the cemetery,

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Speaker 1: but no one was there.

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Speaker 2: I've seen this. It also shows like little ghost images

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Speaker 2: and stuff too. Yeah ghost yeah, ghost.

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Speaker 1: Well Alexis thought they were really She would try to

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Speaker 1: date one if they had enough money. Some people believe

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Speaker 1: the car got confused with the gravestones.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that makes sense, like they're really tall like the headstones.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, or even freakier.

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Speaker 1: They were right down the road from the house that

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Speaker 1: inspired the movie The Conjuring.

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Speaker 3: Oh, oh god, are you just wanting to get harmed?

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Speaker 1: So coming up this Halloween text in seventy five nine two,

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Speaker 1: should we send Jose to the Conjuring house so he

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Speaker 1: can spend the night and find out once and for

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Speaker 1: all if those ghosts really are going spirits?

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Speaker 2: Man majority wins. What if we give you a Tesla

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Speaker 2: to drive? No, I don't care.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter unless it's a hot ghost. This next

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Speaker 1: laser stories out of kind of food news. Have you

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Speaker 1: ever looked at a toothpick and thought that looks delicious tasty?

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Speaker 2: No? Are you a beaver?

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Speaker 1: If you have, then you might want to book a

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Speaker 1: flight to South Korea because the new food rage right

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Speaker 1: now is deep fried toothpicks.

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Speaker 2: Like toothpicks literal toothpicks?

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Speaker 1: What South Korea's food ministries urging people not to eat

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Speaker 1: the trendy food despite them looking like a big plate

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Speaker 1: of bright green curly fries.

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Speaker 2: That's not good. The toothpicks are.

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Speaker 1: The green biodegradable ones, So people fry him up and

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Speaker 1: they puff up pretty good, and then depending on what

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Speaker 1: flavor you like. You can cover them in seasoning like

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Speaker 1: powdered cheese, but it's biodegradable.

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Speaker 3: It's like those stuff that's made out of corn starch,

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Speaker 3: you know, like the fake straws that melt as soon

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Speaker 3: as you put them.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Videos of people enjoying the wooden delicacy of racked up

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Speaker 1: tens of thousands of likes and shares on TikTok and Instagram,

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Speaker 1: making health officials worried that even more people are gonna

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Speaker 1: try them, And so.

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Speaker 2: Big question is how do they taste? Not good? I

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Speaker 2: would assume what like or like nothing?

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Speaker 1: What one TikTok user said, it's very crispy, like you're

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Speaker 1: eating tiny little flavored twigs.

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Speaker 2: That sign me up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, you're gonna say it tastes like chicken

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Speaker 3: everything does.

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Speaker 1: This next Slazer story is out of Cupid's Birthday. Do

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Speaker 1: you like candy with nuts? Yes, then you're gonna love

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Speaker 1: this product. Reeses brought back their pink peanut butter hearts

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Speaker 1: for Valentine and they're all.

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Speaker 2: Over social media right now.

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Speaker 1: After people realize they look like something else when viewed

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Speaker 1: at a different angle.

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Speaker 2: Let me just show my most.

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Speaker 3: The picture if they're pink, so my god, and they're

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Speaker 3: so long.

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Speaker 1: If you flipped the peanut butter hearts upside down, they

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Speaker 1: bear a striking resemblance to a certain part of the

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Speaker 1: male anatomy.

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Speaker 3: I could also see butt cheeks, though, I mean, I

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Speaker 3: think it could work for either, like the back and.

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Speaker 2: A long flat button.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's brook but those are definitely Once you see it,

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Speaker 1: you can't unsee it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if the color really hurts in the texture of

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Speaker 3: the chocolate.

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Speaker 1: If you get picture the Reese's hearts were talking about,

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Speaker 1: they're more vertical than they are, like round, like a

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Speaker 1: big roundheart. As a bonus, they do look very droopy

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Speaker 1: when they're flipped. Wow.

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Speaker 4: Nice.

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Speaker 2: Do you want me to keep describing it? We're on

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Speaker 2: the radio so people can't see it.

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Speaker 1: I can imagine, imagine if your grandfather was hanging upside down.

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Speaker 2: From a jungle gym. That would give you a pretty

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Speaker 2: good idea of what you're working with. Need to be

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Speaker 2: hanging upside down, Yeah, he could be standing up.

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Speaker 1: Your grandpa can do that. Yeah, I'm just giving someone

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Speaker 1: a fund mentally, you know what, We're just gonna put

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Speaker 1: the picture up on our Insta stories so that everybody

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Speaker 1: can see it. Speaking of the Brook and Jeffrey Instagram,

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Speaker 1: what doesn't this guy follow us on our social media?

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Speaker 3: No he doesn't.

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Speaker 1: I guess we need to post more dirt and shoe

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Speaker 1: picks on so we'll get on that right away. That's

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Speaker 1: how means Laser Stories has come to an end for

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Speaker 1: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday

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Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.