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Speaker 2: Oh, Kurty B. I'm ready to laugh and luff and laugh. Also,

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Speaker 2: I poured to Margarita.

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Speaker 1: You part yourself from Margarita.

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Speaker 2: I I I just thought, it's noon, it's Tuesday. It's

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Speaker 1: I love that. I am very very happy for you.

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Speaker 2: I was feeling boring. I had to spice it up

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Speaker 1: And here it's a perfect title. Then psychopaths are more

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Speaker 2: Damn right, that's right, and I feel nothing about that.

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Speaker 2: So let's dive deep murder Bananas on a very cool

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Speaker 2: episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 3: World, would you for your mindillion pieces, Johnny, Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome to Burnerer. I'm Kurt

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Speaker 1: Brown Oler.

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Speaker 2: I'm Banana Boy number two. Scottielanis. Thank you for listening

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Speaker 2: to the silliest little podcast over was. It's called Bananas.

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Speaker 2: It's strange news. It's storytelling. Sometimes we have guests, sometimes

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Speaker 2: we don't, but mostly it's just Kurtie B and I laughing, goofing, spoofing,

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Speaker 2: having a nice time. Uh.

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Speaker 1: We're so happy to have you. It's a delightful time

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Speaker 1: to be alive. Yes, And even if it isn't right now,

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Speaker 1: it is because you're listening to bananas.

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Speaker 2: All right. You got the bananas blinders on. They go

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Speaker 2: fifty minutes or so, put those banana blinders on. Cannonball

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Speaker 1: I'm continuing my long run of trying to pick up

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Speaker 2: How's it going Yesterday?

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Speaker 1: Yesterday it was just like, oh, I have a two

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Speaker 2: You were the funniest in the first place you guys

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Speaker 2: fireplace seven x seven window, I'll buy it.

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Speaker 1: So it's crazy. It was so called had no insulation.

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Speaker 2: M M, all right, tell me about this sociopath psychopath? Right? Oh? Different, yeah, different.

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Speaker 1: All right here it is psychopaths are more attractive, study warns.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's probably true.

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Speaker 1: I think it's probably true as well. Right. This was

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Speaker 2: Valerie, Thanks Valerie.

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Speaker 1: Oh this was published in Newsweek.

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Speaker 1: It was written by at least oh no, sorry, Alice Gibbs.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's some dark bro Airwind is just

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Speaker 2: It's where dark triads love to buy thirty dollars spaghetti

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Speaker 1: So, yeah, I will see if there's anything else here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the Dark Triad is it's a great name.

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Speaker 2: First of all, it's incredible. Oh here it is for

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Speaker 1: Oh this is great. I like this last. This is

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Speaker 2: we got to get these two together. We got to

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Speaker 2: Going, I saw I was on the Nude beach, and

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Speaker 2: opening experience that the show got canceled after like three

436
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,480
Speaker 2: episod so it's like they shot the whole season, but

437
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 2: they didn't air them all because nobody cared. It was

438
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,360
Speaker 2: a horrible show. But they were like they just were

439
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:08,920
Speaker 2: like welcome singles and then just pumped them full of booze.

440
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:12,120
Speaker 2: She just remembers the producers being like, guys make drinks.

441
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 2: Guys make drinks, and then this one. Dude's like, can

442
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,159
Speaker 2: I talk to you outside for a second, and then

443
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 2: they just cut the footage of a bush and then

444
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,920
Speaker 2: literally put in closed caption sucking sound.

445
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,120
Speaker 1: That's fucking crazy.

446
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,719
Speaker 2: I mean I feel like if she had a good lawyer,

447
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 2: I know she must have. She must have signed.

448
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,120
Speaker 1: Oh no, I mean like you signed, so you signed

449
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,959
Speaker 1: so much to And it's also people who are like

450
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 1: in their early twenties who don't know and probably don't

451
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,479
Speaker 1: read the there's just psyched to be able, like I'm

452
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 1: gonna be on TV. This is very exciting. I'll sign

453
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 1: whatever you Yeah, she just thought she's a star.

454
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 2: She's stylish, she's young, she's a manhattanite. She wasn't from

455
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 2: New York. She was just there. But I remember that

456
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 2: feeling of being like and so I think we stayed for,

457
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 2: you know, the end of the episode politely, and then

458
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 2: she and I just kind of left and went to

459
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 2: another bar and she was like that's She's like, I

460
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,159
Speaker 2: never even talked to that guy, Like I was just

461
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 2: like on camera and then they were just trying to

462
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 2: force drama. So the more all the stories don't believe

463
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 2: everything you see on TV. It's probably thick.

464
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 1: It's and also just remember that all of that stuff

465
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:19,639
Speaker 1: is scripted. We have like my job, like literally Scotty

466
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 1: would script reality shows. He would write lines, he would

467
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 1: write full plots.

468
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:34,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, absolutely true. I absolutely true, many times, many pilots.

469
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 2: And there were times where the producer would be like, Okay,

470
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 2: now we're in a zoomba class. We need big energy ladies. Everybody,

471
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 2: let's do zoomba and Aunt Susan, do you think you

472
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,200
Speaker 2: can just pretend to be lightheaded? And then everybody rush

473
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 2: over to her. Okay, action, big energy, and then they'd

474
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 2: be doing zooma and this woman would do the worst

475
00:25:56,320 --> 00:26:00,399
Speaker 2: acting I've ever seen, and then the camera would sweep

476
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,639
Speaker 2: and the women would run over and the zoom instructor

477
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,719
Speaker 2: would like hold their faces like Macaulay Coughlin and home alone,

478
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 2: and that would make the cut. And it's all manufactured.

479
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:15,120
Speaker 2: It's it's a shame, but it's true. We're all being

480
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:16,240
Speaker 2: manipulated by the media.

481
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all I mean, like, yeah, it's it's like

482
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:25,199
Speaker 1: it's just bad acting, a bad actor. It's just bad acting.

483
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 1: It's all bad acting and terrible and terrible dialogue. Go

484
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 1: and watch something written Scottie gimme one baby.

485
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 2: Gus G sent this in. Gus from Colorado, our guy.

486
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,159
Speaker 2: He sends lots of great stuff and we've met him

487
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 2: a couple of times, including a banana's veest when I

488
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,919
Speaker 2: was so zonked out of my mind. I was like

489
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:48,160
Speaker 2: hey and he was like Gus. I was like, oh, goss, Hey,

490
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:52,879
Speaker 2: hey dude, what's up. I'm dying of altitude sickness. Woman

491
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 2: speaking of dying of altitude sickness. Woman wedged upside down

492
00:26:56,280 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 2: between boulders for seven hours while trying to retrieve her phone.

493
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 2: My god, my God, I love, I love, I know.

494
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 2: Here let me click this link because I forgot to

495
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 2: write down the person it was in The Guardian. Kurt,

496
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 2: that's a real one and it was written by Josh Taylor.

497
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 2: Eliah's Visantae double writers.

498
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 1: One typees the asdfg's and the other types the hjk ls.

499
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:36,639
Speaker 2: M oh yeah, here we go. A woman was wedged

500
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:40,199
Speaker 2: between boulders for seven hours after she slipped head first

501
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,880
Speaker 2: into a three meter crevice while trying to retrieve her

502
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 2: phone in New South Wales. Matilda Campbell's friends initially spent

503
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 2: an hour attempting to free her while she was hanging

504
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 2: upside down before they called Triple zero for help. New

505
00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 2: South Wales ambulances arrived. The operation to free her from

506
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 2: the unlikely predicament in the Hunter Valley on Saturday twelve

507
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:10,919
Speaker 2: October involved a team of multidisciplinary emergency workers. Well that

508
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 2: sounds good that you know what, that's what you want

509
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 2: in this situation. Multidisciplinary emergency workers.

510
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: I'm an EMT firefighter, I'm a cop COASCAR guy.

511
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 2: I'm a pair of trooper nurse. They removed several heavy

512
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,920
Speaker 2: boulders to create a save access point. Then, with both

513
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 2: feet now accessible, the workers navigated Campbell h in early twenties,

514
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 2: which is not a shock, feet first up through the

515
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 2: tight s bend. There are photos of this and she

516
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 2: is certainly pinned upside down. Well, it took over an

517
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 2: hour to kind of pull her out of there. She

518
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 2: was there for seven hours. But once they moved all

519
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 2: these boulders, they also did the specialist used a winch

520
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 2: which was used to move a five hundred kilogram boulder,

521
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 2: and then a hardwood frame was constructed to insure stability

522
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:10,719
Speaker 2: during the rescue. So these multidisciplinary emergency responders, this is

523
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 2: their greatest moment she's gonna live. They know they're gonna

524
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 2: save her like this is. She's not bleeding out, she's

525
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 2: just upside down and feeling dumb.

526
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: I'm trying to see where. Oh my goodness.

527
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's she is feet to sky.

528
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god. My

529
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: chest just dropped because the photo you see is just

530
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 1: rocks on either side and then feet bear tutsis.

531
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 2: That's why I'm doing it. It is a wild one.

532
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 2: This is the wild West Wales, which I guess should

533
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 2: be the wild South. In my ten years as a

534
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 2: rescue paramedic, I've never encountered a job quite like this.

535
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 2: At Peter Watts, a specialist rescue paramedic, there you go,

536
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 2: he said it was challenging but incredibly rewarding. I bet

537
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 2: it was. They got her out. Every agency played a

538
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 2: role and we all worked incredibly well together to achieve

539
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 2: a good outcome for the patient. Campbell was freed with

540
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 2: only minor scratches and bruises, which is a miracle.

541
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 1: It is so so crazy because.

542
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 2: If she was by herself, she's toasted.

543
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 1: Oh she's toast. And also what I don't understand, so

544
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 1: they lifted a rock out of place, right.

545
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 2: A couple huge boulders. Yeah, they lifted a five hundred

546
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 2: kilogram boulder out of the web.

547
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 1: Yeah that's okay, over a half ton. My goodness, great,

548
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: that is so cuckoo.

549
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what is that? Five hundred kilograms two point

550
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 2: two pounds times two point two.

551
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 1: It's over half a ton, I believe.

552
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, eleven hundred pound boulder. That's no small rock.

553
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 1: How much is a ton?

554
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 2: Two thousand? There we go, So you're right, it's over

555
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 2: half h Campbell was freed with only minor scratches and bruises.

556
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 2: And here's the kicker, Curdiebee. Her phone could not be retrieved.

557
00:30:56,920 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 2: So even these emergency personnel couldn't get to this phone.

558
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: What I don't understand when I'm looking at the photos

559
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: is she is very deep at what boy? Was she

560
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: like I think I can get my phone? Do you

561
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like that? Or was the phone

562
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 1: like balanced on like a ledge and then as she

563
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,959
Speaker 1: fell she knocks it deeper into the crevice. I don't know.

564
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 2: Well, I only can hope the camera was rolling for

565
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 2: the whole thing. One day they'll get it out. There

566
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 2: are magnet fishing rods. We'll just lower magnet down there.

567
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 2: There's you know, they're rats, you can they're trained rats

568
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 2: that dig people out of emergency.

569
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: We'll get our magnet fishing rod and wipe the phone

570
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: as we pull it up.

571
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 2: That's right, Campbell posted on social media. It's safe to

572
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 2: say I'm the most accident prone person ever and I'm okay.

573
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 2: I just have some injuries. I'm recovering from. No more

574
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 2: rock exploration for me in a while, she says. Good attitude, Campbell.

575
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 2: She said, I wanted to give the biggest shout out

576
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 2: to my friends or thumbs up, it doesn't matter what

577
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 2: you call it, and the team who works so hard

578
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 2: to get me out. I'm forever thankful, as most likely

579
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 2: I would otherwise not be here today. So we like her.

580
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 2: That's the right response.

581
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 1: That is the right response. Congratulations Matilda Campbell. Matilda, You're alive.

582
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 2: What a treat. Go go to the Apple store, get

583
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 2: yourself on your iPhone or whatever. You were risked it

584
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 2: all for man man, like you said it is. She

585
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 2: is all the way in there.

586
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: When is the last time you were rescued?

587
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 2: Oh, I guess that kidney stone in Mexico, because other

588
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 2: than that, I've never been Yeah. I've never been rescued before,

589
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 2: I've never been that injured before, and I've certainly never

590
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 2: been stuck anywhere. Yeah. So, yeah, just a kidney stone.

591
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 2: When they sent a house doctor from the hotel to

592
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 2: give me a shot of painkiller, didn't work, and then

593
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 2: the empts came and gave me one. It didn't work,

594
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 2: And I got to the nice house Spittle in Cabo

595
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 2: San Lucas and they gave me so much painkiller that

596
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 2: they were like, I didn't feel anything anymore. And then

597
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 2: that doctor was like, it's you have one kidney zone.

598
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 2: That was the thing. You know, Usually people they get

599
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 2: him get lots of them, oh yeah, or they have oxalates,

600
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 2: and so mine I think was just dehydration over years

601
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 2: and years and years, and but yeah, it was that.

602
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 2: That ambulance ride changed the way I understand pain.

603
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 1: Wow. Wow wow wow that And they do say it's

604
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: one of the worst pains in the world.

605
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 2: Dude, it is. Uh, it's unthinkable, and I don't wish

606
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 2: it even all my enemies. It's uh. It's the nurse

607
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 2: when she was about to take out a catheter. I

608
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 2: had a catheter also, so I know what a joy

609
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:50,000
Speaker 2: that is. Uh, never wanted a one inch penis more

610
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 2: in my life, to be honest, because get it done.

611
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 2: That guy on the beach at Fire Island, if he

612
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 2: gets a catheter, he's a trouble vienna. That that one.

613
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they're gonna need a whole team of

614
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 2: fireman to back up. Uh it was, she goes, You know,

615
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,439
Speaker 2: I've had two babies and one kidney stone, and I'd

616
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 2: rather have another child.

617
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:14,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

618
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 2: Wow, that's what the nurse said, and then did the

619
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 2: dirty deep and but so yeah, how about you. Have

620
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 2: you ever been rescued? Oh what you did? You did

621
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 2: get rescued one city? Where? What? Uh? What are you

622
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 2: thinking of when you broke your wrist or hurt your wrist?

623
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 2: I guess you didn't have to get pulled out of there.

624
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 1: And I just wrapped my own hand. Umm, I mean,

625
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:39,320
Speaker 1: like the I remember very specifically, I've been in two

626
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 1: car accidents as bummers, and both as a kid, once

627
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 1: when I was ten eleven, ten eleven and once when

628
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: I was twelve, so very close to each other, weirdly. Yeah,

629
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 1: but the first one I remember, I wasn't wearing a

630
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,240
Speaker 1: seat bot. I was in the front seat, and uh,

631
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: I just gotten my first tape, my first tape as

632
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 1: a ten year old, and I got the Beastie Boys

633
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: licensed to ill and uh, I had never put a

634
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 1: tape into a tape deck and so I was trying

635
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 1: to do it in the car and then my mom

636
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 1: said give it to me, and then went looked down

637
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:18,879
Speaker 1: to put it in, and then the person in front

638
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: of her slam nutter brakes boom, full speed, thirty five

639
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 1: miles an hour. So I hit the dashboard and then

640
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 1: bounced off the dashboard and shattered the windshield with my head.

641
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 1: But I wasn't hurt. I wasn't hurt at all. It

642
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,320
Speaker 1: was just like but I was covered. It was before

643
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 1: it was like a nineteen seventy nine Honda Civic, and

644
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 1: it was before they had the the totally shatter resistant glass.

645
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, that weird pebble glass.

646
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I had, like I had, they had to

647
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 1: vacuum glass shards off of like my eyelids and my

648
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 1: eye and my eyelashes. And that's what I that is

649
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Speaker 1: like my main memory of it, just like sitting there

650
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Speaker 1: and then them coming in with like a very tiny

651
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Speaker 1: little tube and like suctioning glass shards off of my eyelids.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty intense. One of the great things of evolution,

653
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 2: or if you believe in job that is that you

654
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Speaker 2: don't remember pain. You can't actually remember how bad it was.

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Speaker 2: And I think about that all the time because if

656
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Speaker 2: you could actually like recall the full pain, oh yeah,

657
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Speaker 2: nobody would. It would be unbearable. Life would be unbearable.

658
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Speaker 2: It's a miracle that you can't. You can remember sensations, looks, feelings, lights, voices,

659
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Speaker 2: all that stuff, but I'm glad. I'm glad you can't.

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Speaker 1: This is something I was thinking about today listening to

661
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 1: the new Beach Bunny album and they're a band, and

662
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Speaker 1: there's a song on the album that is called what

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Speaker 1: is it called.

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Speaker 2: We Got to Get Lily on Again? She'll do it?

665
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Speaker 2: She's the best.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called uh clueless, and it's about getting older.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah. And I was thinking about would would,

668
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Speaker 1: because sometimes you have these feelings about, oh, that previous

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Speaker 1: time in my life. Oh I look back on that,

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Speaker 1: and oh I wish I was there, do you know

671
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like, Oh, that was what a cool time,

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Speaker 1: you know, And I just don't think I do that.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I have a moment where I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I wish I have like specific weekends where I was like,

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Speaker 1: if I could go re re experience that weekend, that

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Speaker 1: would be amazing. You know.

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Speaker 2: But it's interesting to me because you seem like kind

678
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Speaker 2: of with your friends and stuff, you seem pretty nostalgic.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but like for very specific units of time, but

680
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Speaker 1: not like but not like oh my my twenty fourth

681
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Speaker 1: year or my twenty ninth year. Sure, you know, like

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Speaker 1: that was ah man, Yeah, like, oh I when I

683
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 1: was just starting comedy, because that's what I hear from

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Speaker 1: people a lot of just being like, oh I wish

685
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Speaker 1: I was back when I was just starting and I

686
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: was just all this stuff was new to me and

687
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Speaker 1: stuff and it's like no, you do, no, you don't.

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Speaker 2: I agree, I agree with you.

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Speaker 1: It was like so frustrating all the time. It's just

690
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:17,439
Speaker 1: it was constantly frustrating and you had a day job

691
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Speaker 1: and it sucked. It's so much.

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Speaker 2: I you know, I waited so many tables in so

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Speaker 2: many places for so many years, and it was a

694
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 2: lifeline and I made great lifelong friends and it's amazing

695
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 2: and I still love a lot of those people a lot.

696
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 2: And Sumo and Somo hugg and still listens to the podcast,

697
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,800
Speaker 2: and we waited tables together in Brooklyn and uh but

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00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 2: shout out Sumo. But everyone's a while, I'll be in

699
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Speaker 2: a really great restaurant. I'm watching the staff and the bartenders.

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Speaker 2: They're having fun, they're all making money. The meal's great,

701
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Speaker 2: food's good, everybody's cool, and I'm like, man, i'd be

702
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 2: fun to wait tables again. And then I know that

703
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 2: it's true. I would like it for one night a week,

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Speaker 2: one week a month where if I could just go

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Speaker 2: into a good restaurant, I want some able section and

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Speaker 2: just be charming and I was a good server, it

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00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 2: would be great. But I think the only chance I

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00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 2: ever have for that is I ever open a bar

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Speaker 2: and then I bartend on whatever the slow night is,

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00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 2: so no server or no bartender has like I'll just

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Speaker 2: go in and do my best on Monday nights with yeah,

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Speaker 2: with that crowd. But that's the only chance I got

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Speaker 2: because I'm I can't trying to never go back.

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Speaker 1: I do see that in your future, because that is

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Speaker 1: what you've said you wanted to do since you were

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Speaker 1: like twenty four years old, is you want to own

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Speaker 1: a bar and be a bartender, and I cannot wait

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Speaker 1: for you to realize that. I cannot wait for you

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Speaker 1: to finally sell the script that makes it all possible.

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Speaker 2: You have me too, and great feeling.

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Speaker 1: And then just be like, that's it. I'm going to Toos,

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Speaker 1: New Mexico and opening a bar.

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Speaker 2: Perfect location too. Yeah for tailwinds. Yeah, all up in

724
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 2: tailwinds and tows. It's great ding for a bar. My

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00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,400
Speaker 2: first bar is gonna be called Tailwinds.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I love tailwinds.

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Speaker 1: It's I mean, it's almost like wind Jammer that's just

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Speaker 1: right up there.

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Speaker 2: Tailwinds will be an airplane theme bar. Then we got

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Speaker 2: quitting time, which your your your bill comes on a

732
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Speaker 2: pink slip, so when you get out of there, I

733
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Speaker 2: fire you. So you get out of there, go home.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to quitting time, and then I have to

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Speaker 2: do one that's called like Ravens Roost or something since

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Speaker 2: I'm from Baltimore.

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Speaker 1: Yeah maybe, yeah, I'll tease us into some thumbs up here.

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Speaker 1: Woman files for divorce after chat GPT reads husband's affair

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Speaker 1: and coffee cup.

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Speaker 2: Holy smokes, that's a crazy there's.

741
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Speaker 1: A lot going on in it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well good, here we go. Thumbs ups. Let's get

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Speaker 2: into some positivity for our beautiful bananas. Ali Burrows wants

744
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Speaker 2: a thumb her husband Corey way up for being an

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Speaker 2: actual saintan sticking with Ali through six rounds of chemotherapy

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Speaker 2: and taking care of literally everything for us. He says,

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Speaker 2: I couldn't have done it without you, Corey. Well, I

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Speaker 2: just got missed the thumbs up, Corey. You got me

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Speaker 2: choked up there. Ali thumbs up to you. We hope

750
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,840
Speaker 2: you're doing great. Josh Humphries wants to thumb his girlfriend,

751
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 2: Brittany way up. She's a long time been animal, a

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00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 2: dry sixty nine master nice and she got tickets to

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00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 2: see Curdie b this summer. Yes, most importantly, well, I

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00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 2: think that's most important, but we'll get into this. Most importantly,

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Speaker 2: Brittany finished an eighteen point six mile Norwegian foot march

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Speaker 2: while carrying a twenty seven pound rucksack.

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Speaker 1: WHOA, that's amazing.

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Speaker 2: You're a big hiker, carc eighteen point six miles. That's

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Speaker 2: a lot with a thirty pound rucksack.

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00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot.

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00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 2: Even though her blisters became so bad they were bleeding

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Speaker 2: through her boots, she still finished the foot march and

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Speaker 2: deserves to be proud.

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Speaker 1: I love that it is being called a foot march

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Speaker 1: and not a hike.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what a Norwegian foot march is, but

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Speaker 2: it sounds badass. Thumbs up to you.

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00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 1: That's amazing.

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Speaker 2: Good for you. Yeah, we like all the outward bound

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Speaker 2: ones by the way pan animals feel.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 2: Send your thumbs up for people you care about yourself

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Speaker 2: to the Bananas Podcast at GMA dot com or the

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Speaker 2: Bananas Podcast on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: So if anybody, yeah, go go ahead. I'll do this

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Speaker 1: one more.

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Speaker 2: I got one more. Katie B from New Jersey Katib

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Speaker 2: KATIEB and Curdie B, best friends from New Jersey, is

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00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,800
Speaker 2: thumbing herself all the way up. Katie ran her fourth

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Speaker 2: marathon in April.

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Speaker 1: Kirk congrats.

782
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 2: She set a personal best. She beat her previous time

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00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 2: by sixteen minute. Nice work. Think about that. That's like

784
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Speaker 2: if you're running an eight minute mile. She basically was

785
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 2: like two miles ahead of her normal.

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Speaker 1: That's amazing crazy.

787
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,359
Speaker 2: She said she was listening to bananas while she ran.

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Speaker 2: Kay and Kate also wants to thumb up her aunt

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Speaker 2: unclean cousin John Piper and Grace, who also completed their

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Speaker 2: first marathons that day.

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Speaker 1: Thumb thumb up. Nice four of you. Good congratulations. If

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Speaker 1: you live in New York City and you work at

793
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Speaker 1: a bar, or you work at a restaurant, and you

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Speaker 1: want Kurdie B to come home by that a drinke.

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00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,399
Speaker 1: I want to know about all the cool places I've

796
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,839
Speaker 1: been away for twelve years. Please DM me at Kurk

797
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 1: Brown and just let me know where I should go.

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00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: You don't even have to work there, just say this

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Speaker 1: is where you should go. I'm already on the on

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Speaker 1: the list is already the bar in Bushwick where they

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Speaker 1: race turtles.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, that sounds very Brooklyn. I'm ready worth going to.

803
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 2: Everybody's talking about that honey butter pancake at the Golden Diner, Curt.

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00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:40,400
Speaker 2: That's the that's the viral thing, Okay, I can't stop seeing.

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00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 2: So you go get that honey butter pint. And then

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00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 2: I want to go and get those hot steaming dumps

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00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 2: from sho jaofoos who or fooz Oh. That place is

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Speaker 2: like it's one of those places where for like five

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Speaker 2: dollars you get like ten dumplings, holy steamy dumps.

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Speaker 1: Is it in Brooklyn or is it in Chinatown?

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Speaker 2: In China Town.

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00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,280
Speaker 1: All right, sweet baby, here it is?

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Speaker 2: Is it you or me? Excuse me?

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Speaker 1: A woman files for divorce after chat gpt read's husband

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Speaker 1: affair and coffee cup. This is God is a wild one.

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00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 1: This is a wild one. This was sent in by

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Speaker 1: also Valerie.

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Speaker 2: Oh doublella, you're too get chat gpt an affair alleged lady.

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Speaker 1: This was in vice written by Ashley Flake.

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Speaker 2: Oh sorry, Ashley, You'll be somewhere better one day.

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Speaker 1: Ashley, You're the best in the biz. A Greek woman

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Speaker 1: ended her twelve year marriage because chat gpt told her

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Speaker 1: to not directly, of course, but close enough. After making

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Speaker 1: Greek coffee for herself and her husband, she took photos

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00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 1: of the grounds left in the cups and asked chat

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Speaker 1: gpt to interpret them. Following a rising trend of AI

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Speaker 1: assisted tessiography. The chatbot reportedly saw signs of infidelity, specifically

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Speaker 1: that her husband was fantasizing about a woman whose name

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Speaker 1: started with an e, and that this woman was trying

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Speaker 1: to destroy their family.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe it.

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Speaker 1: So naturally she filed for divorce without telling him. She's

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00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 1: often into trendy things. The husband said on the Greek

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Speaker 1: morning show to pro and o. One day, she made

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Speaker 1: his Greek coffee and thought would be fun to take

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Speaker 1: pictures of the cups and have chat GPT read them.

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Speaker 1: He didn't take it seriously. I loft it, laughed it

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Speaker 1: off as nonsense, but she didn't. She told me to leave,

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Speaker 1: informed our kids about the divorce, and the next thing

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Speaker 1: I knew I was getting a call from her lawyer.

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00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 1: When he refused to agree to a mutual separation, she

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00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 1: served him formal papers three days later. His lawyer is

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00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 1: now fighting the case, arguing that an AI generated interpretation

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Speaker 1: of coffee residue has no legal standing. Quote he is

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Speaker 1: innocent until proven otherwise, the attorney told Greek City Times.

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Speaker 1: According to the husband, this wasn't her first brush with

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Speaker 1: alternative belief systems. She had previously followed in astrologer's predictions

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Speaker 1: for nearly a year. The divorce has set off a

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00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 1: wave of commentary on Greek social media and pulled in

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00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 1: a pinions from actual testiography practitioners, who are quick to

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Speaker 1: point out that photographing leftover sludge isn't exactly how it works.

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00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 1: Traditional readings also consider foam patterns, the swirl and the saucer.

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00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:17,319
Speaker 1: This wasn't divination, just the algorithms doing their thing. And

854
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 1: yet here we are a marriage collapse, not under the

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00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: way to betrayal their lives, but under the interpretive powers

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Speaker 1: of a chatbot trained to autocomplete text.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's fine, Ai, I don't want to be married

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Speaker 2: to that person. If somebody divorces you for this, great,

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00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 2: oh what a what a blessing?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah right, it is they that woman did not

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Speaker 1: want to be married. No, that's all this.

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Speaker 2: You're lucky devil. If anything, you saved yourself. Just so

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00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 2: many conversations. Yes, just beat your feet down the street.

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Speaker 1: I can understand if I don't have no idea how

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Speaker 1: divorce law works in me, neither in Greece. But definitely

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Speaker 1: they were saying like, he's innocent until proven guilty, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, he's not being accused of a crime.

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Speaker 1: But maybe in their system if you're being like, if

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Speaker 1: she's saying he was in you know, having an affair,

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Speaker 1: then then she would get everything at all.

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Speaker 2: I have no also not a crime, of course.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, maybe in Greek Greece it is Greek people.

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Speaker 2: Maybe let us know, yeah, grease Greek ban animals. Let

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Speaker 2: us know, is having a marital fair or crime there

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Speaker 2: because if it is, yes, I also.

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Speaker 1: Like, look, I'm not going to shoot on I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to shoot on people look at coffee grounds and

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Speaker 1: pretend to tell you the future from it. But it

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Speaker 1: is very funny that once we involve AI, people are like,

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Speaker 1: uh uh uh no, no no. But if it was

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Speaker 1: just a human being looking at coffee grounds, that that's real.

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Speaker 2: Also, isn't it. Like I guess I kind of understand

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Speaker 2: the tea leaves or I kind of understand like somebody

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Speaker 2: that drinks something really fast, maybe it would drive a

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Speaker 2: certain way, or somebody that takes their time, maybe they

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Speaker 2: settle it. Like I can understand you can study sort

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Speaker 2: of basic behavior by what's left over. I could kind

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Speaker 2: of see it the old that predict the future.

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Speaker 1: The only thing that the only thing that the only

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Speaker 1: way it possibly makes sense to me is in a

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00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,839
Speaker 1: very broad way. And when and I do subscribe to

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Speaker 1: this in that we are all connected, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, like that that you and I are one,

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Speaker 1: that we are we are the same as all of

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Speaker 1: the particles in the universe, and so therefore the grounds

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Speaker 1: and the coffee are in some way us, you know,

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Speaker 1: like hell yeah. But other than that, you gotta buy

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Speaker 1: you gotta have a deep buy in to that.

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Speaker 2: That.

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Speaker 1: Also, the coffee grounds are concerned with your affairs.

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Speaker 2: Yes, if somebody says I'm getting divorced, I want a

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Speaker 2: divorce and they have an explanation like a I read

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Speaker 2: your coffee guards, you run away.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: You are right. I'm walking out the door right now,

906
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Speaker 2: and I will send my friends for my stuff. You

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Speaker 2: have won the lottery of divorces.

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Speaker 1: You really have, You really have. Congratulations.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations.

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Speaker 1: You were married to a person who is.

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00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:22,720
Speaker 2: Not all there, and they'll probably have a robot partner

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00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 2: soon enough that satisfy all their specific quirks, and you

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Speaker 2: will be on a jet ski in Saint Martin with

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Speaker 2: a new person who will have a better outlook on life.

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00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 2: Good for you, good for you.

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Speaker 1: Well that bananas, folks, That.

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Speaker 2: Is the Nana's kurdiebee. We did it again.

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Speaker 1: We sure did pal They said we couldn't. They've been challenging,

919
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Speaker 1: they have been challenging us.

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00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 2: We do not back down from a fight unless we're

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Speaker 2: going to lose or the people are bigger than us.

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Speaker 1: Oh we only hear my hot take before we got.

923
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 2: I live for hot takes. I'm obsessed.

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Speaker 1: Literally, you should not be able, yes, already on board.

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Speaker 1: If you are in charge of payroll for independent contractors,

926
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Speaker 1: you cannot be a salary. That cannot be a salaried position.

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Speaker 1: You must also be an independent contractor in order to

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Speaker 1: issue payment for independent contractors, because the amount of arguing

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Speaker 1: with people who have a salary about checks that are

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Speaker 1: owed to me.

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Speaker 2: Is exhaust movies all the time.

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Speaker 1: It takes up so much of my daily time because

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Speaker 1: I get checks from all these different places and I

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Speaker 1: have to have arguments with someone who is guaranteed a

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Speaker 1: check at the end of the week, no matter what

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Speaker 1: they do. To have to fight for a check, it

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Speaker 1: makes me furious.

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Speaker 2: I have it with a movie right now where they're like, hey,

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Speaker 2: we're going to pay you when the movie starts shooting,

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Speaker 2: and I'm like really, because I wrote the script a

941
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Speaker 2: year ago, and they're like, well, you get triggered. The

942
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Speaker 2: payment gets triggered when we start production, and we're gonna

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Speaker 2: start production, don't worry. I'm like any estimates. They're like nope.

944
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Speaker 2: So I'm just sitting here with a full salary. Something

945
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Speaker 2: that would help me out. So much and they do

946
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Speaker 2: not care what a life anyways. I like it. I

947
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Speaker 2: also think representatives and the House for Representatives should make

948
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Speaker 2: whatever the median in their district makes. Love it. Oh,

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Speaker 2: I'm down change everything.

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Speaker 1: I would change everything. Also, I saw this crazy thing, dude,

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00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:42,400
Speaker 1: I saw this crazy thing that like it was something

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00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 1: like median household income in the United States or individual

953
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Speaker 1: income the United States? Is it said seventy five thousand.

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Speaker 1: But then if you subtract the top ten richest individuals,

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Speaker 1: just ten richest individuals from that, it drops down to

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Speaker 1: sixty thousand. Then you subtract the top one hundred richest individuals,

957
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Speaker 1: it drops down to fifty five thousand. Then you subtract

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00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:11,280
Speaker 1: the top thousand richest individuals, it drops down to forty

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Speaker 1: five thousand median income.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, in reality, man.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a I understand. I understand. Oh, well, what's

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Speaker 2: the powerball at this week? That's our best bet of

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Speaker 2: getting out of it. Powerball is that one forty six million.

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Speaker 2: The cash value is sixty five point six I could

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Speaker 2: do a gamble, do it, but it's gonna be somebody bananas. Heyeh,

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Speaker 2: bananas is an exactly right Media Production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 2: The catchy Banana theme song was composed and performed by Khon.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 2: Georgia Hartstart.

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot,

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Speaker 1: part time employee.

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Speaker 2: You can listen to Bananas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify,

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Speaker 2: or wherever you get your podcasts, and please feel free

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Speaker 2: to rate and review as many times as you can.

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Speaker 2: We love those five stars.