Speaker 1: Rooking Jebels second d I once tried to pick up
Speaker 1: a girl in an airport bar. Yeah. We were in
Speaker 1: Chicago drinking out like this little wine bar thing. I
Speaker 1: was waiting for my flight, She's waiting for her flight.
Speaker 1: We struck up a conversation. Oh, we're both going in
Speaker 1: the same place in Seattle. I said, when we get
Speaker 1: to Seattle, we should totes go out. She said, no,
Speaker 1: we shouldn't, And that's how we left everything. But I
Speaker 1: hope that was a quote. Carson did actually meet a
Speaker 1: girl at the airport and end up getting your number
Speaker 1: and everything else? Carson, how are you? I'm doing good? Guys,
Speaker 1: how are you good? Tell us about how you met Kelly,
Speaker 1: the girl that you want to call today? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: mitter at sea Tech. I had just got him back
Speaker 1: into town from Thailand that was overseas for several weeks,
Speaker 1: and getting off the plane, all I wanted was a
Speaker 1: domestic beer. I just wanted a bud light more than anything.
Speaker 1: Started went straight to a bar in the airport and
Speaker 1: a few seats down was Kelly and we just started
Speaker 1: chatting kind of casually, and she just come over and
Speaker 1: sitting next to herself. Or did you just be like, hey, TETs,
Speaker 1: you should come over and taking a little closer. Is
Speaker 1: that is that how you did it? That's how I usual.
Speaker 1: You know, we had like there were like the bowls
Speaker 1: with snacks, and she was out of snacks and I
Speaker 1: kind of like pushed my snack bowl towards her and
Speaker 1: she kind of scoot it over. Yeah, so I always
Speaker 1: get lured by food. He left the trail of crumbs
Speaker 1: from her seat to his seat, and she couldn't help
Speaker 1: but come over and sit next to you. What did
Speaker 1: you like about Kelly? She was just really cute and
Speaker 1: h and completely approachable and she's a great conversation with
Speaker 1: Did you guys go on another date or was the
Speaker 1: airport bar the date? No? No, I asked her out
Speaker 1: for dinner. I told her that when she got back
Speaker 1: from San Diego she was interested. I'd love to take
Speaker 1: her out. She said yes, So we ended up going
Speaker 1: out to Hut for some tie food. And you know,
Speaker 1: I'm really just looking for someone that shares my values
Speaker 1: and some someone that's cultured. I like to travel a lot.
Speaker 1: I like experiencing different places and people. And did you
Speaker 1: tell her that? Over and over again? I'm looking for
Speaker 1: somebody cultured. Are you cultured? Are you traveled or are
Speaker 1: you sort of naive about the world around you? Because
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to waste my time with you. She yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I maybe should have led with that. Does she seem
Speaker 1: like that kind of girl? Does she seem well traveled
Speaker 1: and cultured and everything that you're looking for? Yeah, she
Speaker 1: totally did. And you know, we were talking about languages
Speaker 1: and I mentioned the fact that I speak three different
Speaker 1: languages and I just come back from Thailand and it
Speaker 1: was really easy for me to kind of pick up
Speaker 1: Thai and you know, I ordered our meal in Thai
Speaker 1: and she seemed to be pretty, you know, impressed with that.
Speaker 1: And yeah, that's a risk. It's either impressive or very douchey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a fine line. It is. But if you're
Speaker 1: if you're right, and the waiter doesn't look at you
Speaker 1: like you're an idiot, then I think it's always cool.
Speaker 1: It depends how you do it, though, Yeah, it has
Speaker 1: to be more of like a conversation between the two
Speaker 1: of you, not you being like, oh, also, I know,
Speaker 1: tie hold on one second, is that how you did
Speaker 1: it or was it kind of a smooth normal and
Speaker 1: it started off kind of smooth, and I think it
Speaker 1: maybe annoyed her a little bit. I think I probably
Speaker 1: maybe got a little carried away with it. How do
Speaker 1: you know that it annoyed her? Well, she asked me
Speaker 1: if we could continue in English. That's a good sign.
Speaker 1: Were you talking to her in tie? I mean I
Speaker 1: ordered the meal in tie? And then we started talking
Speaker 1: about other languages I know, and how did I learn them?
Speaker 1: And I just kind of, oh no, kind of went
Speaker 1: off and oh, Parson, I don't know, maybe he was
Speaker 1: talking a little bit too much, so you were showing off.
Speaker 1: You were kind of showing off. I mean I didn't
Speaker 1: That's not what I meant to do, but I guess
Speaker 1: that's kind of what I ended up in doubt. Ask
Speaker 1: her more questions, don't talk about yourself, and ask them
Speaker 1: to her in Cantonese. I think this could turn out
Speaker 1: well for you, though. I mean, if you just tell
Speaker 1: a girl that, hey, you made me nervous, I tried
Speaker 1: to impress you too much, give me another chance. I mean,
Speaker 1: what girl could say no to that? A lot a
Speaker 1: lot of girls have said no in the second date
Speaker 1: update to things like that. How many times you try
Speaker 1: to get ahold of her. I've called three or four
Speaker 1: times and sent her a handful of tacks. I mean,
Speaker 1: we had a great time. It seemed like we had
Speaker 1: dinner and spent about two hours together. It was it
Speaker 1: was pretty nice, and it wasn't an entire meltdown or
Speaker 1: anything like that. And I just know that if I
Speaker 1: could get her on the phone or just have a
Speaker 1: chance to explain it to her, she she didn't understand
Speaker 1: and give me a second chance. Okay, And you haven't
Speaker 1: heard anything from her. You said you sent her a
Speaker 1: handful attacks, but not even like an avoidance kind of response. No,
Speaker 1: there's nothing. Okay, Well we'll play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: call her and get your second date update. Cool, all right,
Speaker 1: hang on brooking cubile in the morning. You know, Carson,
Speaker 1: I never did ask you how your date ended with Ellie.
Speaker 1: What happened at the end of your date? Well, I
Speaker 1: mean I guess ultimately what happened is I went to
Speaker 1: kiss her good night and she kind of cold shouldered
Speaker 1: me and offered me her hand instead a huge well
Speaker 1: to kiss her hand, or just like a firm like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'll see you later. I mean, I don't think she
Speaker 1: was offering me to kiss fair maiden. You know that's
Speaker 1: what happens. I hears that's what chivalrous men do. I'm
Speaker 1: not one of those. If you're just joining us for
Speaker 1: the second day update, Carson wants us to call Kelly.
Speaker 1: He met her at the airport. They were at a bar.
Speaker 1: He started talking to her. They ended up going out
Speaker 1: and at dinner they discussed all their world travels. He
Speaker 1: spoke in the different languages that he can speak in.
Speaker 1: At a certain point, she said, can we just speak English?
Speaker 1: And he thinks she may have thought that he was
Speaker 1: showing off? Is that pretty much accurate? Carson? Yeah, all right, cool.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her right now so we can get
Speaker 1: her on the phone and get your second day update.
Speaker 1: You're ready to go? Yeah? Hello, put up black Kelly? Please? Hello?
Speaker 1: Can I speak to Kelly? Please? Yes, Kelly? How are you?
Speaker 1: This is Jewel from Brooklyn, Jewil in the morning. I'm
Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five. Oh hello. Have you heard
Speaker 1: of the show before? I have? Of course? Yeah. Any
Speaker 1: idea why I might be calling you just to say hi?
Speaker 1: I don't know. You know the show better than that.
Speaker 1: If you've listened for a second, you know I wouldn't
Speaker 1: be calling you just to say Hi. I don't know, Kelly,
Speaker 1: you're funny. Have you heard the second date updates that
Speaker 1: we do on our show? Yeah? I think so. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: you recently went on a date with someone who emailed
Speaker 1: us about you. Okay, do you remember going out with Carson?
Speaker 1: Why are you asking? Because Carson really liked you and
Speaker 1: he'd love to go out again, but you're not responding
Speaker 1: to any of his phone calls or text messages. So
Speaker 1: hel us to ask if he did something wrong on
Speaker 1: the date. Oh? Um, I don't. I don't know that
Speaker 1: I should like discuss this in this that you. I
Speaker 1: think it's a great idea, honestly, And listen, Carson emailed us,
Speaker 1: so he wants to know do you like Carson? He
Speaker 1: seems like a perfectly nice guy. Oh that's such a
Speaker 1: bad response. The girls in the room just cringed. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, if I wanted to go out with them again,
Speaker 1: I would have you know? What did he do? I
Speaker 1: mean it saden like. I mean his description your date
Speaker 1: went pretty well. Let me tell you. He said that
Speaker 1: you met at the airport, went out for a nice
Speaker 1: dinner and had fun time. He was scared that you
Speaker 1: might have thought he was showing off with all of
Speaker 1: the languages he can speak. Then he said, hey, can
Speaker 1: we just speak English? Yeah? I might have was that annoying?
Speaker 1: Like for me, that wasn't a deal breaker. Something else
Speaker 1: that he said kind of what was though? Just like
Speaker 1: for me? And so what did he say to you? Well,
Speaker 1: he was talking about his trips and he really loves
Speaker 1: to travel, which is great. But I don't know if
Speaker 1: like other girls would have an issue with this, but
Speaker 1: he was talking about spending time when he was in
Speaker 1: h Southeast Asia in the brothels there. Yeah, like for me,
Speaker 1: was he saying that he just went to check them out?
Speaker 1: Or was he saying that he was an active customer there?
Speaker 1: He was like we hang out there. So I don't
Speaker 1: think it would be good either way, Like even if
Speaker 1: you're saying that you're just going to check them out.
Speaker 1: But but I will say I've been to Bangkok before
Speaker 1: and then like a yeah you have sometimes when you're
Speaker 1: walking around Bangkok you want to pick up a little
Speaker 1: lady boy. No, but there's a night rom to do
Speaker 1: as the thie romans do. I just trying to explain
Speaker 1: to her that there's a nightmare and it's surrounded. Sometimes
Speaker 1: you just gotta get a little action. All they heard
Speaker 1: was Bangkok, and the thing is it's it's like a
Speaker 1: tourist area. So you hear that, Kelly going to brothels
Speaker 1: in that part of the world's perfectly normal. Everybody does it.
Speaker 1: That's not what I'm saying. I mean, what you said
Speaker 1: was that when he travels to Southeast Asia he frequents
Speaker 1: many brothels. Words that feel like that means he's sleeping
Speaker 1: with prostitutes. I think that you're right. Yeah, I can't
Speaker 1: that would that would lead me to believe the same thing.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't call him back either. Hey, Kelly, yeah, I
Speaker 1: should probably let you know that Carson is actually on
Speaker 1: the other line and has been listening to this entire conversation.
Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't assumed that. Yeah, you probably should have. Carson,
Speaker 1: did you just admit to Kelly on your date that
Speaker 1: you frequent brothels in Southeast Asia? First of all, it
Speaker 1: wasn't an admission. I was just sharing piece of information,
Speaker 1: and I don't even really remember saying that. I mean, now, Kelly,
Speaker 1: correct me if I'm wrong here. But Carson, in my
Speaker 1: experience admitting to being with a prostitute in the biblical
Speaker 1: sense to another woman usually a turn off. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say what other girls would think, but
Speaker 1: me and I think any of my friends that would
Speaker 1: be a guilt. It's okay, Kelly, you can say what
Speaker 1: other girls would think. It's disgusting, Kelly. Okay, I did
Speaker 1: not say that I frequent these brothels to sleep with prostitutes. Okay.
Speaker 1: I've been to Thailand dozens of times. First frequent a
Speaker 1: lot of brothels. Like, what are you doing there? Like, well,
Speaker 1: as Brooke was saying, the brothels are situated among a
Speaker 1: number of different cultural attractions, Okay, and you felt like
Speaker 1: you're going into this deep underground dungeon where it's nothing
Speaker 1: but a bunch of ladies. Okay. And let's face it,
Speaker 1: some of those broth those have the best food. So
Speaker 1: it's like, hey, I was there, but I was there
Speaker 1: to get a steak. I wasn't there for what you're thinking.
Speaker 1: You're saying you're frequenting a lot of brothels for me,
Speaker 1: it's to feel great girl, all right, Okay, Kelly, listen,
Speaker 1: I mean to be perfectly honest, Like, yes, I did.
Speaker 1: I did have an experience in the Why God, why
Speaker 1: are you telling her that I was listen? It was listen.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm being honest, Okay, it was. It was horrible.
Speaker 1: Not for me, I mean see, not for her, but
Speaker 1: for me, and she had these women make these women
Speaker 1: make a living. They make a great living doing it.
Speaker 1: It's like when you've already dug a hole, don't keep digging. Yeah, dude, Carson,
Speaker 1: I was like on the floor, I'm speet, Listen, Why
Speaker 1: would you ever admit to that on a first date?
Speaker 1: Even bring that up? Like maybe if you guys ten
Speaker 1: years from now, we're like, hey, you want to hear
Speaker 1: a crazy story about when I went to Thailand. I'd
Speaker 1: still think it was a terrible idea then to do that, Well,
Speaker 1: she was already assuming that that was the case anyway,
Speaker 1: so I might as well be honest about it now.
Speaker 1: Then I appreciate your honesty. I guess well, I have
Speaker 1: to I have to ask, anyway, Kelly, would you like
Speaker 1: to go on a second date with Carson. I will
Speaker 1: pay for a second date. Carson will pay for something else.
Speaker 1: You know. I respect that you're being honest, and I
Speaker 1: would apologize for jumping the conclusions ecipt that I was right,
Speaker 1: but I think this is it's gonna work out, perhaps
Speaker 1: just really quickly. And I respect your decision and everything,
Speaker 1: and that's totally fine. But you came to the conclusion
Speaker 1: that this is something that I do all the time,
Speaker 1: and then i'm just when I go overseas, and that's
Speaker 1: not the case. Be so, Carson, what you're saying is
Speaker 1: once in a while you might get a hooker. What's
Speaker 1: the big deal. What I said was once I did,
Speaker 1: and that was it. I just hope that you don't
Speaker 1: think that because you paid for inner like that entitles
Speaker 1: you to send any thank you broken jubil in the morning,