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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings. Hello, it was up,

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Speaker 1: Cause who is this? This is Pete and I am

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Speaker 1: your cousin. Okay, I know it's weird. Yeah, Like I

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Speaker 1: know that it's weird that I'm hitting you up like

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Speaker 1: this out of the blue. Um, but I saw that

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Speaker 1: you are my cousin on twenty three in me, and

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Speaker 1: so like I hit up a couple of other random

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Speaker 1: family members that we have and I finally tracked down

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Speaker 1: your number because I just want to introduce myself and say,

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Speaker 1: what's up, cuzo, what's up? Okay? Hi? Hi? So like, um,

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Speaker 1: you're hot. I'm sorry, what did you say? I'm saying that, like, um,

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Speaker 1: we don't know each other because I just found out

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Speaker 1: that we're cousins on twenty three of me. But like

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Speaker 1: when I see fire, I have to lie compliment it.

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Speaker 1: So I'm complimenting your fire because cousin or not? Wow, right,

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Speaker 1: thank you? I guess I don't we're cousins who would

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Speaker 1: have thought like twenty three and me would like better

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Speaker 1: than tender? I don't. I don't really know what to

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Speaker 1: say to that, because I was like looking through the

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Speaker 1: results my results for my twenty three of me right,

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Speaker 1: and then I saw you and I was like, dude,

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Speaker 1: I was trying to swipe on the screen, but I

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Speaker 1: couldn't swipe because it's not tender, because you know, I'm tender,

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Speaker 1: like you swipe if you like people. I was going

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Speaker 1: to swipe right. I was like trying to swipe right,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, what the why isn't not swiping, you know?

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Speaker 1: But then I was like, oh, I'm on twenty three

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Speaker 1: a me not tender. That's my cousin. And I have

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Speaker 1: to like get a number in callers. So that's why

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Speaker 1: I'm on the phone right now is to say what's up.

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Speaker 1: That's like super incesty, I feel. I mean, I don't

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Speaker 1: think so, because like we're not like cousin cut like

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Speaker 1: direct cousins. We got like we're like second cut. So

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Speaker 1: I think that means like it's cool. No, no, we're related, okay,

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Speaker 1: like but yeah, well not really though, like we are

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Speaker 1: but not really. No, we really are if you if

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Speaker 1: you say we connect it on in twenty three in May, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but we're like you're my couso, but like my hot

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Speaker 1: couso that I didn't even know about my cousin that

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Speaker 1: I didn't know though you're like my cousin that I

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Speaker 1: didn't know about, so anyway, like I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: hit you up. What, No, this is gross. Honestly, this

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Speaker 1: is really weird. What if I send you some picks though,

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Speaker 1: because you don't even know what I look like, it

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter. That's weird and disgusting. Okay, but don't you

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Speaker 1: think it would be like a little cool though if

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Speaker 1: we dated? No, I no, really not at all. But like,

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Speaker 1: think about the headlines. Headlines. What do you mean headlines? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like the news, Like, okay, just hear me out, Like

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Speaker 1: I can tell you're not really feeling me and I'm

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Speaker 1: feeling you, and that's fine. Like family members don't always

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Speaker 1: get along. But like what I'm saying is think of

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Speaker 1: the headlines. Like you know, they always do stories where

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Speaker 1: like long lost brothers and sisters meet each other on

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Speaker 1: when they do like one of those twenty three and

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Speaker 1: me result things, and like we could make headlines. It's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: two cousins find each other on twenty three and me

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Speaker 1: and then they like hook up or get married like

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Speaker 1: in date. You know, that would not be flattering, that

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Speaker 1: would be totally incriminating, But we'd be like Internet popular

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Speaker 1: and like we'd have love. We wouldn't have love. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well then we'd be Internet famous at least, right. I

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Speaker 1: don't need to be Internet famous and you're creep, but

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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear from you ever again. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well then I'll just tell you it's a prank phone

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Speaker 1: call and your sister set you up then and I'll

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Speaker 1: go away forever. Oh my god, this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank. Can you

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Speaker 1: and your sisters set you up? Because she said you've

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Speaker 1: been obsessing about your twenty three and me results? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I'm never telling her anything I heard again.

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Speaker 1: You're sure you don't want to date your cousin? He

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Speaker 1: sounds super cool. I'm sure wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: jubil phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,