1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:03,040 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. About four 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:06,360 Speaker 1: minutes after after the hour, it's my strawberry letter forward today. 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:10,880 Speaker 1: Subject my ex wife ran off my fiance. My ex 4 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:15,400 Speaker 1: wife ran my fiance off. Okay, wow, yeah, wait till 5 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:22,919 Speaker 1: you hear this letter. Guys, almost happened. What is every outside? Boy? 6 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:26,079 Speaker 1: Why is every letter always about? Yeah? I've had a 7 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:31,680 Speaker 1: hell of a life. Right now at your nephews tarring, 8 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:34,479 Speaker 1: Uncle Steve, he's here with today's prank phone call. What 9 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:37,920 Speaker 1: you got? I want to date your mom? What do 10 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:44,199 Speaker 1: you Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Uh, I'm trying 11 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:47,559 Speaker 1: to reach miss Burns. Is James is our son? How 12 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:50,920 Speaker 1: you doing? Man? My name is Gordon. Gordon just recently 13 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,159 Speaker 1: joined the church man within the last month, and I 14 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,320 Speaker 1: was trying to get in touch with Miss Burns. I 15 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,440 Speaker 1: wanted the members gave me a number, but I guess 16 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 1: they must gave me the wrong number. I guess it's 17 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:02,200 Speaker 1: is this a home number or what? What is this 18 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:05,039 Speaker 1: a hold of? Hello? Who? Who? Who is this again? 19 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:08,560 Speaker 1: My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm I'm a new member 20 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:12,880 Speaker 1: at the church. Yeah, this is just your number? Yeah, man, 21 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:14,880 Speaker 1: this is my phone number. I'm James I'm my son. 22 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:17,920 Speaker 1: Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother? Right? All right? 23 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 1: Well yeah, my bad man. I was trying to get 24 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 1: in touch with miss Burns. Now is did you have 25 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:24,200 Speaker 1: a sale or home number somewhere I can get in 26 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 1: touch with Miss Burns? Wait? Wait to time? Tell me 27 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:30,960 Speaker 1: tell you your name is what Gordon? Gordon? Gordon not 28 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:32,920 Speaker 1: just joined the church, man, so I might not have 29 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:35,640 Speaker 1: met you yet, Jane. Okay, what God bless you man, 30 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:38,360 Speaker 1: Thank you man. I appreciate it, because is anyway I 31 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:43,440 Speaker 1: could get your mom's home number from I mean, you 32 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,759 Speaker 1: just joined the church. I mean I don't I don't 33 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 1: see why you wouldn't be able to talk to it. 34 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 1: I mean, is there anything there a message I could 35 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,840 Speaker 1: pass on to it? Though? Uh? Well yeah, I mean 36 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:56,320 Speaker 1: I'm I'm trying to see if it's all right for uh, 37 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 1: for me to take her out. I've been seeing him 38 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,160 Speaker 1: for the last Hold up, Hold up, hold up, hold on, 39 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 1: hold come and tell about you. You were just send 40 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:08,639 Speaker 1: to you a new member to the church, and somebody 41 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:11,800 Speaker 1: gave you or they were attempting to give you my 42 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:14,280 Speaker 1: mother's number, and you're asking me if you could take 43 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:17,560 Speaker 1: her out? Man? I wouldn't asking you. I thought I 44 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:19,480 Speaker 1: had her phone number. I guess they give me your 45 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:22,200 Speaker 1: number by mistake. You know, that's my reason for car. 46 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:23,800 Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna get her. I want to 47 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 1: take her out, you know, maybe to dinner or something. Well, 48 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 1: I've been quite honest, man, I just came back home 49 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 1: from overseas, from fighting and everything. Man, And uh, I 50 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 1: mean you know my pops just passed away not too 51 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:37,680 Speaker 1: long ago. And I ain't you know, I ain't too 52 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:41,320 Speaker 1: keen or my mama going out with somebody. And besides you, 53 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:44,680 Speaker 1: you don't even sound like you. Hey, she in the sixties. Man, 54 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:48,200 Speaker 1: older you man, I'm thirty six. The hell out of here? 55 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,840 Speaker 1: You how old man? I'm thirty six, I'm thirty four. 56 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 1: What is you doing? You do realize my mom is 57 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:57,960 Speaker 1: pushing sixty? Right? Well? You know what, man, I look 58 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:00,640 Speaker 1: at it like James, right, James, look at it like 59 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,359 Speaker 1: it's you know, he ain't nothing but the number, man, 60 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:06,040 Speaker 1: it's this wasn't your heart? Man? And how you care yourself? 61 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:09,320 Speaker 1: You know? Yeah? But hey, hey, but my mama ain't 62 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,560 Speaker 1: no cougar like that. And I know she ain't coming 63 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:14,160 Speaker 1: after you right now. I remember telling me that she 64 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:17,160 Speaker 1: trying some new things at this church, but going out 65 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:20,840 Speaker 1: with some of this thirty thirty. How do you do 66 00:03:20,919 --> 00:03:24,680 Speaker 1: a baby, man, I'm thirty. I'm thirty six. Dude. Man, 67 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:27,959 Speaker 1: you like my brother. Something man ain't nowhere in the world. 68 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 1: My mama gonna be dating. Okay, okay, than jay. So 69 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,600 Speaker 1: let me say this man. First of all, I ain't 70 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,800 Speaker 1: even know I was calling you. Second of all, I'm 71 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,160 Speaker 1: calling and speak with her. I'm not calling trying to 72 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 1: get permission from you. Vernus is a grown woman and whoa, whoa, 73 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 1: whoa talking about that. I don't think you're ever man. 74 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 1: I just came back from fighting oversee her. Pops passed 75 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,000 Speaker 1: away not too long ago. I am the man of 76 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,760 Speaker 1: the house. Let's get that straight right now, all right, 77 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,720 Speaker 1: I don't care if I'm still living at home and 78 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,320 Speaker 1: now I'm the man of this house. All right. You 79 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:00,960 Speaker 1: calling the ass my mama on a date, you might 80 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 1: as well just stick the church dog, because you know, 81 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 1: as I said, be blessed, But it ain't gonna be 82 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 1: no blessing for me to you. I tell you that 83 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:12,440 Speaker 1: right now. I'm not looking for a blessing from you 84 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:17,440 Speaker 1: at all. Bro. You might and I respect the fact 85 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:20,800 Speaker 1: that you've been overseas and you've been fighting for this country. Okay, 86 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:23,800 Speaker 1: But if I decide I wanna speak to Miss Burns 87 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:25,920 Speaker 1: about going out, I think Miss Burns has every right 88 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 1: to decide if she would like to go out with 89 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:34,360 Speaker 1: gordons a note and Gordon wants to take her up holder. Look, bro, 90 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,920 Speaker 1: I don't care how old you say you are. All right, 91 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:39,880 Speaker 1: Number one, you're too young, as I already mentioned. All right, 92 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:43,080 Speaker 1: this ain't going down with you and my mom. I'm 93 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:46,200 Speaker 1: straight up, hey man, that's for your mama to decide. 94 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 1: So that you you're bringing up my mama. You're letting 95 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:52,080 Speaker 1: the word your mama come out your mouth again. That's 96 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,720 Speaker 1: gonna get you up, all right. I don't know where 97 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:57,839 Speaker 1: you're from. I don't get how old you are. I'm 98 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,200 Speaker 1: pretty sick. I know what church my mama to go 99 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,919 Speaker 1: to and and it ain't gonna be heard. And you 100 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:05,279 Speaker 1: you ain't gonna be asking her how all right. I 101 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:08,720 Speaker 1: don't give what it takes. I will show up on Sunday, 102 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:12,200 Speaker 1: catch up in the forfeit or wherever you're gonna be 103 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,799 Speaker 1: sitting in the back of the choir. It don't matter. 104 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,599 Speaker 1: Something's going down. You were not gonna get with my 105 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:20,000 Speaker 1: mama like that. You got that. That's up for your 106 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 1: mama to decide if your mamma want to go out 107 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,560 Speaker 1: with me down dinner. I ain't not long with that, man. 108 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:28,320 Speaker 1: I'm I'm deciding it right now. It ain't gonna happen. 109 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:31,760 Speaker 1: I told you before, be blessed or get your woo. 110 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,400 Speaker 1: You got two choices, all right. I didn't fight see 111 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:39,000 Speaker 1: three years to come back and also deal with my 112 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:43,120 Speaker 1: daddy did and then come back. I'm suffering from ps D. Dog, 113 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,839 Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna do unless you want 114 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:49,320 Speaker 1: to get it like that. Suffer from one a PSD 115 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:53,000 Speaker 1: post traumatic stress syndrome, and I will release all that 116 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:57,200 Speaker 1: on you got that. I don't play hey, man, listen, 117 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,120 Speaker 1: I don't want no Trump. It don't matter to me. 118 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:02,880 Speaker 1: You can call Okay, Look man, listen, I ain't trying 119 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,800 Speaker 1: to have no trouble about you. Man. All I'm gonna 120 00:06:04,839 --> 00:06:07,280 Speaker 1: say is this right here. I'm I'm gonna I talked 121 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:09,960 Speaker 1: to you mom on Sunday. Okay, you ain't gonna tell them? 122 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:13,479 Speaker 1: Are you not hearing me? Man? I'm okay, I'm crazy 123 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,760 Speaker 1: right now Okay, can I say this? Can I say 124 00:06:15,839 --> 00:06:18,320 Speaker 1: one more things to you? Man? So you explode, you 125 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,279 Speaker 1: ain't got nothing else to say. I got one more 126 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:24,880 Speaker 1: thing before you explode. Man, if you're listening, yeah, Man, James, 127 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,200 Speaker 1: what hey man? I want to tell you this. Man. 128 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:31,080 Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 129 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:35,720 Speaker 1: Your mama, Hi, got me to brank phone call you 130 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:40,640 Speaker 1: get out of here. This is who Hey man, This 131 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,719 Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man. 132 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,720 Speaker 1: Your mama told me. She's saying, my son been overseas, 133 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:49,760 Speaker 1: even been fighting. I'm glad to have him home, she said. 134 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:53,279 Speaker 1: We gotta get them back in the spirit of laughing, Man, 135 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:57,240 Speaker 1: my mama, are you Are you kidding me? Man? We 136 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:00,839 Speaker 1: got you good. We listen to this show over see. Man. 137 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,599 Speaker 1: First of all, I got to say thank you for 138 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,159 Speaker 1: fighting for this country. I want to ask you one 139 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:08,520 Speaker 1: more thing. What is the baddest and I mean the 140 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:11,960 Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land? Man, Nothing but the 141 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:15,240 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey more than this show. Get it over season 142 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:23,600 Speaker 1: in the States though. Thanks man, you you know you did. Yes, 143 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:26,680 Speaker 1: you played too much? You already? Well, Mama's me a 144 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:31,040 Speaker 1: little too, though, don't I wish you would have talked 145 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:36,280 Speaker 1: about dating man. I might call you next week. I 146 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:39,400 Speaker 1: might call you next See that's just see, that's you 147 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:43,600 Speaker 1: too far? Will you go too far? A lot right 148 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:48,040 Speaker 1: there at that edge, But he usually goes to the edge. 149 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:53,440 Speaker 1: Stuff over it. Sometimes you you think I'm mobile boy 150 00:07:53,560 --> 00:08:00,560 Speaker 1: now perfectly? My God? Is this reverse psychologist? No, I 151 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:04,280 Speaker 1: don't matter, don't psychology. Don't work with him? All right, 152 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:07,840 Speaker 1: thank you, nephew. Coming up next to the Strawberry Letters, 153 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:11,600 Speaker 1: subject my ex wife ran my fiancee off. Wait till 154 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:16,400 Speaker 1: you guys hear this unbelievable letter. My ex wife ran 155 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,840 Speaker 1: my fiance off. Now see said this has happened to 156 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:26,440 Speaker 1: him because he's had a life. You're listening to the 157 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,000 Speaker 1: same morning show.