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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The

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Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist. These are some of our favorite segments from

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Speaker 1: this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment laugh stravaganza.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, So, without further ado, here is the Weekly Zeitgeist.

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Speaker 1: What is something, Caitlin from your search history that's revealing

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Speaker 1: about who you are? I googled the phrase platonic fan

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Speaker 1: fiction because I wanted to see we're all familiar with

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Speaker 1: erotic fan just straight up hardcore shippery shipping. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: But I was like, m is platonic fan fiction a thing?

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Speaker 1: Because I want to start writing it and I wanted

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Speaker 1: to make sure that I had invented it. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if I did or not. The Google search didn't

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Speaker 1: yield much. There was a I think at this and

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Speaker 1: it's safe to say that you have invented There was

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Speaker 1: a work of fan fiction that was like a crime

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Speaker 1: solving detective novel with Joe Biden and Barack Obama. Platonic. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's platonic. They didn't make love during the course of

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Speaker 1: the book, right in any way that was over. There

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Speaker 1: are parts where they wake up in bed together smoking cigarettes,

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Speaker 1: one of them smoking a cigarette Barack does smoke cigarettes

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Speaker 1: throughout the book actually, because they're just like, I mean,

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Speaker 1: come on, this guy's clearly smoking a pack a day

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Speaker 1: behind the scenes. Um. But yeah, so I think I

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Speaker 1: think you did? Do you? Who do you ship platonically? Well? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so this all started when Um, not to brag or anything,

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Speaker 1: but I did a show recently that Natalie Portman was

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Speaker 1: in the audience. Yeah, so I was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: Natalie Apartman saw me like make jokes and be fun.

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Speaker 1: What if she really wants to be my friend? Now

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be. It's gonna be where you're friends with. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's just it's called a stalkers fantasy. What

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Speaker 1: do you think in your mind? What do you what

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Speaker 1: do you Natalie up to? We're just like going We're

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Speaker 1: just like going on a crusade to smash the patriarchy together,

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Speaker 1: and then we're also going to co star in several

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Speaker 1: movies together. You know. I see the two of you

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Speaker 1: like lifting an oscar together for a film that you

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Speaker 1: an executive producer, Best Picture, I got Best Screenplay. You're

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Speaker 1: the new Ben and Matt. Yeah, yeah, I mean I

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Speaker 1: need Yeah, it's been too long. Whose house do you

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Speaker 1: go to first? Like, assuming this is like a kill

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Speaker 1: Bill scenario where you guys are the bride together, whose

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Speaker 1: house do you go to first? Movies or Jonathan yeah,

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Speaker 1: or just smashing before it started like just a friendship

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Speaker 1: of two creative people and now we got the murder

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Speaker 1: of murder and just saying that you gotta you gotta

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Speaker 1: let him know. Um sure, um yeah, we'll go to

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Speaker 1: We'll go to Moby's Restaurant first. Yeah, yeah, smash some plates. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: do a thing where God, this guy who owns this place,

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Speaker 1: I forgot he owns it. He thinks we dated and

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Speaker 1: then he's like, oh hey yeah, everything, everything's on me.

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Speaker 1: Hey honey. Um wait, well who's the author who like

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Speaker 1: she had a email exchange with that like got published

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Speaker 1: and people Jonathan uh staff from FORER and he was

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Speaker 1: clearly in love with her. I mean everyone is a

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Speaker 1: tonically romantically. That's tough because can you smash the patriarchy

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Speaker 1: when everyone just immediately falls in love with you the

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Speaker 1: second you walk and think that's our greatest weapon. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there you go. Okay, it's like you whisper in their

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Speaker 1: ear and like, why don't you walk off a cliff yes,

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Speaker 1: for you don't know what's going on. Doing For Natalie,

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Speaker 1: she said she wanted you to walk up first, sign this,

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Speaker 1: sign this legal agreement, and then jump off a cliff,

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Speaker 1: take a long walk off. And I'm not saying we

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Speaker 1: need to murder people to dismantle. We know how feminists are,

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Speaker 1: we get it all. Just want to I just want

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Speaker 1: to murder men Manhattan, vaporize everyone's ball sacks. Dude, I

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Speaker 1: told you not to spoil Watchman for me. It's like

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Speaker 1: that scene in Robot dr vaporizing kill a camp. Let's

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Speaker 1: talk about kill it. Yeah. He look as I said,

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Speaker 1: I've talked about his lyrics. This man, he's he's something else.

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Speaker 1: And he was on this podcast called It's the Real Uh,

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Speaker 1: And there's this clip that was going around him talking

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Speaker 1: about he's a little bit, a little bit weary. He's not.

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Speaker 1: He's a little cynical when it comes to this whole

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Speaker 1: dinosaur archaeology business with all these bones. Just listen to

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Speaker 1: him talk about this. It's kind of amazing fights with

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Speaker 1: people about dinosaurs and they existence all the time. What

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Speaker 1: and then you don't believe dinosaurs existing. I'm not believing

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Speaker 1: what this disbelieving it's like no proof, Like because they

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Speaker 1: throw these big bones poors up in the museum in

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Speaker 1: the museum and be like, Yo, these are the people

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Speaker 1: that were here before us. I mean that that is

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Speaker 1: the proof. Yeah, you're looking for the proof. That is

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Speaker 1: the proof. So these bones didn't so the evolution classes

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Speaker 1: strong enough to put up museums and they didn't crumble

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Speaker 1: anything like that. I'm not I'm not necessarily gone for

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Speaker 1: I'm not going off Zenio facts. There are like two

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Speaker 1: thousand years. I've been every museum when I was young.

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Speaker 1: I'm like bird. So he just felt all these bones

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Speaker 1: and glued to make up. Yes, you know the real

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Speaker 1: shout out to the real. That's my favorite celebrity interview

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Speaker 1: I've heard in a long especially to be like like,

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Speaker 1: that's exactly what you are sad. I don't know. I'm

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Speaker 1: not saying it didn't I'm just saying I don't believe it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Like later on they're like, are you a flat Earth?

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Speaker 1: And he was like, oh, hell no, the Earth is

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Speaker 1: around Okay. I like it's weird. It seems like the thing.

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Speaker 1: He's really it's dubious, Like he's dubious about is this

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Speaker 1: idea that these million year old bones aren't just dusty,

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Speaker 1: little brittle things that are just falling apart, So he

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Speaker 1: doesn't understand how fossilization works. I think that's exactly it, right,

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Speaker 1: Or it's like I don't know. I was having trouble

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Speaker 1: they put them all together? Really, how do they find

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Speaker 1: strong enough glue? Exactly? This is this is a scam um.

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Speaker 1: I would love a science podcast with killing cam though,

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Speaker 1: just with like archaeologists like blowing his mind. But this

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Speaker 1: is the thing that's going to end up killing our species,

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Speaker 1: is the argument. I'm not saying it happened. I'm not

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Speaker 1: saying it didn't happen. With global warming's right, I'm not

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Speaker 1: saying it's happening. I'm not saying it's not happening. I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying, you know, there's lots of explanations. Start the

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Speaker 1: same as you start the global warming registry. But I've

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Speaker 1: been saying this, if you don't believe it, signed the

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Speaker 1: funk up so we know where to kick everybody's ass

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Speaker 1: to the scorched parts. I'm not saying Russia didn't interfere

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying they did interfere. You're just saying Ukraine.

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Speaker 1: You don't know that Ukraine didn't, did you. Were you

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Speaker 1: watching everyone in the city of Ukraine when they during

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Speaker 1: the entire election? Exactly? Rest my case, your honor. What

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Speaker 1: is something you think is overrated? Overrated? Working from home? Okay? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I feel you. It's uh in theory, it's good. It's

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Speaker 1: nice to work from home. Um, every once in a while,

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Speaker 1: there seven there's no um line in between your work

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Speaker 1: life and your home life. Enjoy your time life, yeah, um,

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Speaker 1: because they're your work is just right there, like there's

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Speaker 1: hurt your like actual mental health time because there it's

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Speaker 1: always like right there. You do you go out somewhere

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Speaker 1: now to break up that time and space, like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I work, I gotta go do one of three coffee shops.

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Speaker 1: Yeah there is three. There's the new the new Starbucks

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Speaker 1: on hill Hurst. It's immacula, it's a it's palatial. And

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Speaker 1: then god damn it, I'll switch it up and I

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Speaker 1: will go to Spoke Bicycle Cafe in Frogtown. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: you bike there like with your have a bicycle? Yeah yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's sick. And hold guess how many wheels are on

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Speaker 1: one wheel or nine four? It's made by Ford has

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Speaker 1: a steering wheel escape. It's a model drive. Yeah. That

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Speaker 1: place is dope. Actually it's really cool. Great food. Um,

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Speaker 1: it's like outside great food and it doesn't have to

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Speaker 1: such where you don't need it. But my girlfriend works

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Speaker 1: so that both of you are like just around each other.

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Speaker 1: Grey Lanson just wow, yeah wow. Does she go out

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Speaker 1: or she's able to sort of be like better a time?

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Speaker 1: She goes out more than I do, right right, right right.

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Speaker 1: But now we're trying to find a balance and it's

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Speaker 1: it's working out because you don't want to. You want

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Speaker 1: like quality time with those we works. Yeah, I hear,

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Speaker 1: how's their idea. They're right here, they're just tearing it.

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Speaker 1: I put a lot of money into that fucking soft

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Speaker 1: bank fucked me again offt bank also did too. They're like,

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Speaker 1: but but the oh no version, it's time to talk

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Speaker 1: about uh, Camilla Cabayo. This whole episode is just one

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Speaker 1: deep Nana. Yeah, okay, what did she do? She said

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Speaker 1: bad stuff? So she uh some posts have been unearthed

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Speaker 1: from when she was a child. She's still chilled, she's

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Speaker 1: still yeah, it was like five, six, seven years ago.

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Speaker 1: That just just okay, let's go on. So I like racist,

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Speaker 1: so racist tumbler. Yeah, that is funny. That's tumbler, which

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Speaker 1: I can't even count how many racist reblogs and post

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Speaker 1: There's one where there's a woman who is, like, I guess,

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Speaker 1: here that's say niglet um. There's one that is from

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Speaker 1: like there's a lot I'm scrolling. May the receipts are

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Speaker 1: this is like a CBS as long as you are tall. Yeah, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: So what is she saying? But she was what she

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Speaker 1: was a teenager? Is this? Come on? This is can

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Speaker 1: we rehall apology? Well? Yeah, let's read her so she said. Also,

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Speaker 1: her tumbler was called John. Uh. So it's like the

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Speaker 1: Bible passage for God so love the world that he

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Speaker 1: gave his only one son forever who believes in him,

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Speaker 1: she'll not pairs. So it's her. She's in the Christianity,

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Speaker 1: in this Christianity thing for uh, for the eternal life.

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Speaker 1: Things like yeah, and and before you read this, I

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Speaker 1: just want you guys to know that, yes, she is

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Speaker 1: Latin X. She identifies as a Latina. But being Latina

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Speaker 1: does not mean it's not a race, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? There are white Latinas and there black Latina

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Speaker 1: at that and think like, oh, well this is somewhat

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Speaker 1: of a minority. And I'm like, she is still woman. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: So she doesn't have a get out of racing free card. Uh.

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Speaker 1: When I was younger, so this is her apology. When

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Speaker 1: I was younger, I used language that I'm deeply ashamed of,

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Speaker 1: and we'll regret forever. I was uneducated and ignorant, and

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Speaker 1: once I became aware of the history and the way

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Speaker 1: and true meaning behind this horrible and hurtful language, I

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Speaker 1: was deeply embarrassed I ever used it. Sweetheart, you were

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Speaker 1: and and and it's what It's weird because I don't

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Speaker 1: like cancel culture in the way of if you say

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Speaker 1: something ten years ago, you couldn't possibly have evolved and

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Speaker 1: to his Democratic colleagues that was just ranting and somewhat incoherent.

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Speaker 1: And you can tell his proof rad by someone punched

421
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 1: up for language fanciness because he uses various words that

422
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 1: seem like they're outside of his reign. But he yeah,

423
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 1: he claims that he doesn't think it's going to change

424
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:10,400
Speaker 1: anyone's mind. He's just doing it for the purpose of history. Uh,

425
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 1: and yeah, he's being impeached and freaking out on Twitter,

426
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 1: which is well in character for him. I guess that's

427
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 1: what he does. Yes, Um, do you guys want to

428
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 1: hear some thirty of the most unhinged lines? Are a

429
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 1: couple of the most and then let's rank them after Yes,

430
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:36,400
Speaker 1: this is what we do. You have cheapened the importance

431
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 1: of the very ugly word impeachment test exclamation points, So

432
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 1: just a lot of twists and turns in that because yeah,

433
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: and importance of an ugly word, which it seems like

434
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 1: he has a steam for the word, but then it's

435
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 1: a very ugly word. It's you dare to invoke the

436
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 1: founding Fathers in pursuit of this election nullification scheme? What Yeah,

437
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: it sounds like Dr Doom, I know it does. There's

438
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 1: a lot of exclamation points in this letter. How many

439
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: exclamation points are there in the Constitution? I would guess none, zero,

440
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 1: hell of a lot of semi colons, but not Yeah,

441
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 1: I don't know. This is fuck it. Let's not talk

442
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: about I'm over it. I'm over this guy. We're How

443
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 1: are you guys feeling about the upcoming election? Do you

444
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:36,479
Speaker 1: think he's gonna get reelected. Oh gosh, Um, I don't know.

445
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: I really truly don't have much faith in humanity anymore.

446
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I think not, but I don't know.

447
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 1: We all thought Hillary was going to get the get

448
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 1: nominated or to get elected. But yeah, but um, that

449
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 1: didn't happen. So I didn't know. I don't know. I Um,

450
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 1: I chalked a lot of what happened when the last

451
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 1: election up to um people being kind of apathetic and

452
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 1: feeling like, oh, Hiller is just gonna win, so like

453
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 1: everybody stayed at home, you know. Um. So I remember

454
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: like right after he got inaugurated, like the women's marches

455
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 1: and all that, and feeling like, oh, yeah, he's he's

456
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 1: gonna get totally destroyed and the next election because people

457
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: are dialed in now, like they know that they need

458
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 1: to come out and vote. And I've been coasting on

459
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 1: that hope for the past like two and a half years.

460
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 1: But now, like day by day, I find my cynicism

461
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 1: creeping up, and I'm getting scared because his fans, his supporters,

462
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,479
Speaker 1: are getting no they're fans, No, they're fans, that's what

463
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 1: they are. His wrestling fans are getting angrier and angrier

464
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 1: and stirred up more and more. What's his approval rating

465
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 1: these days? Do we know? It's still below his disapproval

466
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 1: rating by a good ten percentage point. But that gives

467
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 1: me some hope. Well, you know, the other thing is

468
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 1: too there was a lot of weird ship that had

469
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 1: to happen for all those people's minds to get changed

470
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 1: the first time, for them, for their anger and their

471
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 1: frustration to be capitalized upon in a way that would

472
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 1: perfectly help him. All at Facebook trickery and all that ship.

473
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 1: They can't necessarily do all that ship again, so he

474
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 1: has what he has. They're gonna try, of course they're

475
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 1: gonna try. I think it's a little harder to do

476
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 1: now because a lot of the Facebook ship was actually

477
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 1: instilling apathy in people. It was just being like just

478
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 1: tamping down people's enthusiasm for Hillary. It's just like, yeah,

479
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 1: you don't have to vote for Trump, but like you

480
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: don't want to vote for her, And you know, I

481
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 1: think I think that ended up swaying the election. I

482
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: mean so so much of it came down to like

483
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 1: two thousand votes or votes in certain states. So well,

484
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: oh my god, don't remind me how about how Hillary

485
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 1: won the popular vote and then because of our dumbshit

486
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: electoral college system is how we have Trump as president. Um, yeah,

487
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 1: I don't. I really can't say. I'm hoping with all

488
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 1: of my heart and praying to I don't. I don't know.

489
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: I don't pray to anybody but Charles Darwin praying to him,

490
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: Um that uh he does not get reelected. But I

491
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 1: don't know. I haven't become apathetic, but I have just

492
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 1: lost a lot of hope in the system. Not that

493
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 1: that was a punch. That was a punch and face.

494
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 1: Boris Johnson did that? Do you do you see that

495
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 1: like Love Actually? Homage that Boris Johnson did? Uh that

496
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 1: scene from Love Actually where the creepy guy has all

497
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 1: the signs, Yeah, the signs he like did that as

498
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 1: a campaign ad, and uh it made me throw up

499
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 1: in my mouth. The guy shows up to his best

500
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 1: friend's house and tells his best friend's wife that he's

501
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 1: in love with her, but quietly so his best friend

502
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: doesn't doesn't hear. And it's like, that's that's love, that's

503
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 1: what love is. Actually, that's romantic, that's like being a

504
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 1: fucking human monster, Like that is the worst thing, and

505
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 1: and it's clearly written by a guy because the woman's like, oh,

506
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 1: it's so sweet, and then she runs out and kisses him,

507
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: and it's like, what if your best friend had opened

508
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 1: the door? What was your plan? Do? So fuck yourself?

509
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 1: That movie, that whole movie can go right ahead and

510
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: funk itself. What is a myth? What something people think

511
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: is true know to be false? This is what? Did

512
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 1: I look some up? I think I did. Let me

513
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 1: see um that I know to be false? Um? Oh okay,

514
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 1: how about how about? How about the one? This is

515
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 1: the first thing that came to my head. Uh. The

516
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 1: myth that like, I think that it's very old fashioned.

517
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 1: But men don't think women want sex. That's a myth,

518
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: you know. I mean there's still that sort of like girls,

519
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 1: you know, you gotta beg them for it, and what

520
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 1: are you talking about? That's really old fashioned? But I

521
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,319
Speaker 1: don't know who told the men of the world that,

522
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: And I think that I think I think, you know,

523
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: the generations and like millennials they don't believe that anymore.

524
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 1: But like dudes, and they're like thirties and forties, I mean,

525
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 1: the watch watch old school comedians. They're talking about Oh,

526
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 1: my wife from bloom Like, really, I don't, are you

527
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 1: kidding me? It drives me nuts. But that's because maybe

528
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 1: there's but I think there was a time period where

529
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:55,879
Speaker 1: marriage was also more so about like contractual agreements and security,

530
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 1: and you know, security comes in a house, so maybe

531
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 1: your wife maybe right. Yeah, I remember my mom saying

532
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 1: about my dad that my father was a good provider,

533
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:20,319
Speaker 1: and I was like, the provider of that dick, that's

534
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 1: what you should have said, that dick. Mom. Oh yeah,

535
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: but I do feel like that is dudes telling you

536
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:31,840
Speaker 1: on themselves when they're like my Adam Carolla loves to

537
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 1: talk about how like how his wife should have more

538
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:39,800
Speaker 1: sex with him. That's exactly like maybe part of this,

539
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 1: by the what she was interested in seeing more of

540
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 1: from you see what makes her horny at I don't know,

541
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 1: come out and put some alone your bout it. There's

542
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 1: there's a comic that oh God in Canada that I

543
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 1: know that I grew up with, and he always had

544
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 1: one about keeping you know, keep it exciting in the bedroom.

545
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 1: He's like, you don't freak out, like you know, come

546
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 1: and freak her out and let her come, let her

547
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: come home, and can't she can't find you. I don't

548
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 1: even know where he is, like, and then you know,

549
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 1: it's just you gotta keep on her toes, make her

550
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:18,760
Speaker 1: a little scared to look like exactly exactly surprised baby,

551
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,840
Speaker 1: I just come, you know, something like that figure figure

552
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 1: And then yes, and that's great, straight into that nothing man.

553
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: Yeah the thing. You're like way too excited, and he's

554
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,239
Speaker 1: just like and then he's like, O forget, I'm not

555
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 1: gonna I'm not gonna wake up now. Girl. We finally

556
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 1: like what they in the closet, there's big news in

557
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 1: the jaw Rule industry. The jaw Rule is back out here, uh,

558
00:36:55,280 --> 00:37:01,439
Speaker 1: celebrating his non frauding with a new track about firefests.

559
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:06,919
Speaker 1: Yeah he uh. I think July they basically the court said,

560
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:10,959
Speaker 1: you know what, Jeffrey Atkins jaw Rule, sir. I believe

561
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 1: that's his real name. Um, I was saying, like, you

562
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,839
Speaker 1: know what, you did not commit fraud. So I think

563
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 1: he was just like, hell yeah, dude, rules out here.

564
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: And he basically put out this new track that the

565
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:27,280
Speaker 1: album art is it's like hand scrawl on a napkin.

566
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 1: It's just a written confession that's like meant to mimic

567
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 1: the viral photo of the styrofoam lunches people got a

568
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 1: fire festival, and it's like, really, that's a Matisse Yeah

569
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 1: it's yeah, it's a Matissa ship. Very good. So and

570
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: he's like out here, that joke was a grown a ship.

571
00:37:55,600 --> 00:38:00,359
Speaker 1: So go yourself yourself. Yeah, no, go on what he got?

572
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:04,919
Speaker 1: What else he got? You're the man A A joke

573
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:10,320
Speaker 1: was picass, So good boy? All right? Um, okay, so

574
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 1: enough looking at our massive creative brains. This track he

575
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: put out is called for Your Real Entertainment. Wait a second,

576
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 1: that supposed f y are fire in it. He's taking

577
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 1: shots at fucking everybody. But at the one point, I

578
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 1: just want to play this one part where he talks

579
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 1: about Andy King, the famous man who was gonna do

580
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 1: whatever he had to do to get those water bottles

581
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 1: to the fire festival. Remember the water guy said I

582
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 1: was about to suck dick for to get like so

583
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 1: this is just listen to this. I don't know what

584
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 1: happened why he has such anger at him, but he's

585
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 1: taking shots at Andy King. Thanks Sanks, Thanks Andy King?

586
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 1: What to get this man? Felicio behavior? Come on this

587
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 1: well beyond the job description. That's an addiction to sucking dick,

588
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 1: isn't it admitted? How do you need degree the twine?

589
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 1: And would really like niggas? How about he wouldn't do that?

590
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 1: How about here the day to character a real niggas

591
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: in the iron? All okay, anyway, um, you have an

592
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 1: addiction to sucking like because yeah, and like so relatable

593
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: that he's talking about how it's not his fault because

594
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 1: he didn't put sucking dick in the job description. He

595
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: just created like a work environment where the person felt

596
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 1: like they had to do that, as if there was

597
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,880
Speaker 1: a written contract. By the way, it's just like and

598
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 1: it's like homophobic. And also Avian is tequila my man.

599
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:48,800
Speaker 1: I don't know why he said that. The way he

600
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,399
Speaker 1: pronounces Fallacio, by the way, like just made me sick,

601
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 1: Like I'm actually very dizzy right now. Wow, Yeah that's spinning.

602
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: And also like the whole thing is is what it's like,

603
00:39:56,719 --> 00:40:01,360
Speaker 1: you know, a tepid cover obviously using the instrumental of

604
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 1: this like rig Dougie Fresh tract the show, but like

605
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 1: with your lame lyrics, I don't know everything about this,

606
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 1: just shows like this desert thirst. Why attack that guy?

607
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 1: To you? Know, like what like he might as well

608
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: attack that like amazing woman who you know, like was

609
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 1: trying to make everything because they were saying I think

610
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: the argument is because Andy King may have had more

611
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 1: of a hand and sort of how the process promotion

612
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 1: of the festival was going on. It's like why am I?

613
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 1: Why am I on the hook here? Why am I

614
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 1: literally on? But you know, hey, good luck to you?

615
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 1: And then he like ends with like, how about he

616
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: couldn't have done it? Like it's like he's got about

617
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 1: I think he's talking about himself being like he gets

618
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 1: mad at people on Twitter for saying he should be

619
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 1: in jail, and then he's like, I couldn't have done

620
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:58,359
Speaker 1: it because I'm too real? Does that work? Is that convincing? Bye?

621
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna take a quick we'll be right

622
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: back and we're back. Uh, let's talk about Home Alone,

623
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 1: HP Lovecraft's greatest invention. So, uh, casey didn't notice, Disney

624
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 1: owns basically everything now uh and after the Fox sale,

625
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: they also own the Christmas classic Home Alone, so of

626
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: course they're planning on rebooting it. They're rebooting it with

627
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: two very funny people, Ellie Kemper and Rob Delaney. Um,

628
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 1: so sure as the adults, as the adults wish they were,

629
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 1: they wish they were the kids home. Ellie Kemper as

630
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 1: the child who's home alone like a sticky bandit, right,

631
00:41:53,680 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 1: sticky bandits. Oh they're well, did they really? Just because

632
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: of that one time he dipped his hand into like

633
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 1: a Salvation Army donation bucket. Daniel starn Is, he's trying

634
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 1: to make sticky bannetts happen just exactly. Archie Yates who

635
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 1: played JoJo's Friend and Jojo Rabbit. But he's not the

636
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 1: main kid. You will be the child. But they're saying

637
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:23,800
Speaker 1: he's not that, Like it's different. What's different is that

638
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 1: the child is now against these two neighbor adults. So

639
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,800
Speaker 1: this is this is more like a reboot of Neighbors

640
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,880
Speaker 1: for so they say for this one, Uh, it's a

641
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 1: slightly different direction by having a husband and wife go

642
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 1: to war with a young boy named Max after he

643
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 1: steals from them. Okay, so I don't know whose side

644
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 1: we're on exactly. Definitely Max is not like, yeah, go

645
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 1: get you? Was it? Just so? Anyway, this is what

646
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: brings us to the you know, the ethos that John

647
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: Hughes had sort of imbued in the originals, like how

648
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 1: this would be a little bit weird considering like what

649
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: the first home alone films are always trying to tell

650
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 1: the audience. Our writer Jam was saying, imagine if they

651
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 1: rebooted Die Hard where John McClain took a bunch of hostages. Uh,

652
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 1: which is fair. Yeah, that that does change things. Also

653
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 1: kind of believable. Yeah, well that's what they think is happening, right,

654
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 1: the FBI. Yeah, uh yeah, right McClain, just the the

655
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 1: skeptical FBI agents in that movie. You're great, But yeah,

656
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,360
Speaker 1: this I think, like we were saying, one of his

657
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: really close friends, p J O'Rourke, was basically saying, like, yeah,

658
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,359
Speaker 1: he's a he's he's a lifelong Republican and if you look,

659
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: he's like, if you want to, if you choose to

660
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 1: actually see what the messages are, it's very clear. It's

661
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 1: all about self sufficiency, freedom and responsibility. Yeah, is what

662
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 1: these home alones? Like a libertarian tale? Yeah, because the

663
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 1: police are completely incompetent or don't exist in this world

664
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 1: where he has left home alone. It's just him versus

665
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 1: robbers with a intermediary elderly kind of Yeah, well, when

666
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 1: you when you started do beat by beat right, Like,

667
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,840
Speaker 1: there's a Vice article about this too, saying that the

668
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: first part starts with quote a rebellion against overregulation. Essentially,

669
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 1: the parents are big government and Kevin is just a

670
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,800
Speaker 1: you know, free, sovereign citizen man just trying to do

671
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: be self determined, do as he needs to state the

672
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 1: granny state to tell him what to do, and I

673
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,800
Speaker 1: think that's why. Then he shows like his sort of

674
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 1: evolution of being completely like taking the breaks off, eating

675
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 1: fucking ice cream for breakfast, bunch of dinner. He becomes

676
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 1: very self sufficient. He orders, he goes grocery shopping, he

677
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: like does his dishes, he does the lant, he's like yeah,

678
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't need anyone else. I can pick

679
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 1: myself up by my own boots exactly. And when he

680
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 1: goes grocery grocery shopping, a policeman tries to arrest him.

681
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: He has to like escape from the fucking cops from

682
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 1: a cash year who's like, what's going on at home? Kid? Uh?

683
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 1: Does that happen? Yeah? Do you remember he like slides

684
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:20,879
Speaker 1: through a CoP's legs on a skating rink. Oh right,

685
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: because he's stole a toothbrush. Yeah, that's because he's scared.

686
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,799
Speaker 1: I mean he's like scared of something. Oh he sees

687
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 1: the old guy. Old people are scary. Is also um

688
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 1: and poor people too. But yeah, they basically say it

689
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:39,720
Speaker 1: was populism for children. But then there's also the incompetence

690
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 1: of the government social services and the scene where the

691
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 1: police department and or where the mom calls the police

692
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 1: department and the family crisis hotline and everyone keeps like

693
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 1: hanging up on her. She's like, my son's home alone.

694
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:59,359
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah right, lady, it's Christmas. We're busy. Uh.

695
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 1: And they send over a cop to like knock on

696
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 1: the door and he's like, oh yeah, knocks. No one answers,

697
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 1: Like these people are idiots, Honey leaves um and the

698
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: wet bandits. So the villains are they're out of work

699
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 1: plumbers yeah, which I mean one of them, I mean

700
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: Mario and Luigi. Am I right, one of them is

701
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 1: like a short stock of your guy. Yeah. Yeah, Like

702
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:33,840
Speaker 1: they're using their skills of not like their flood flood

703
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,359
Speaker 1: specialists or whatever. You know. That's how they get. That's

704
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:39,879
Speaker 1: what they're that's what their band says, says plumbing flood specialists.

705
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 1: They're out of work, so they go back and try

706
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 1: and steal from the rich people who employed them and

707
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 1: then presumably unemployed them. Uh. And it's it's very strange.

708
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 1: It's like dystopian. None of the people are around, like

709
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: everybody has gone on vacation, so it's like a ghost

710
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: towns like the wealthy got a wealthy person's ghost town. Uh.

711
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: And I don't know, yeah, just that, Like but that

712
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:09,840
Speaker 1: third actor, it's basically like I will now protect my

713
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 1: property against with yeah, yeah, yeah, this is my house

714
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 1: and I'm going to protect it. Yeah. I don't know.

715
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 1: The thing though, too, just about like the depiction of

716
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:31,359
Speaker 1: like the the lady, the pigeon lady, or the old

717
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 1: man or like all the people, Like they portray these

718
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 1: sort of poor people as being like, you know, it's

719
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 1: not that bad because like I can listen to a

720
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 1: concert for free or play with these pigeons, and it's like,

721
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:47,399
Speaker 1: don't worry about me, you know. Right. The pigeon Lady

722
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 1: stays the pigeon lad like she it's not like she

723
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 1: gets back on her feet, right, He's just stays homeless,

724
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 1: and it's like happy because she gets to like watch

725
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 1: a concert, right, and then then just be like, oh

726
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 1: my bad. Here here's a fucking Christmas ornament. Right, I

727
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 1: don't know if you can eat that. Maybe help her

728
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 1: out with you are stolen credit card? Well, and then

729
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 1: also to when his uncle Frank, but you can tell

730
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: they also like there's like class signifiers with his uncle

731
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:22,319
Speaker 1: friend Frank up exactly. Yeah, so you know, I mean

732
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: that taught me to look if anything holds. The whole scene,

733
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 1: Kevin just dresses down Uncle Frank and was like, what

734
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 1: are you gonna get your ship together? Frank? Your fucking

735
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:35,479
Speaker 1: fucking loser. Uh. And he's always like fucking with people

736
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 1: who are like, you know, minimum wage workers, like he

737
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: Fox with the pizza delivery person, with the store cleric,

738
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 1: because it's funny to funk with those people, Fox with

739
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:53,919
Speaker 1: the Santa Claus. The store Santa Claus is like a drunk. Yeah,

740
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 1: I don't know. So that's why, like when you look

741
00:48:55,760 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 1: at what this next one it's gonna be, it's not

742
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 1: like I don't know, like there it's going to be

743
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 1: a socialist text. Yeah, I don't know what it is.

744
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 1: I but I it's so interesting how that movie, like

745
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 1: that aesthetic is just the John Hughes. Aesthetic is pure,

746
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 1: is like exactly what I associate with the eighties, and

747
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:22,319
Speaker 1: it perfectly reflects like what Reagan administration like wanted us

748
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 1: to associate with the eighties. Just like wild that that

749
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 1: the politics and the aesthetic climbed up that much. Yeah,

750
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, look, a lot of people were thrown

751
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 1: out on the street because of these economic policies, but

752
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: like they're the look they get to watch free concerts

753
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 1: and they're dirty. So yeah, and that's how you know

754
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 1: that it will trickle down eventually. One of the members

755
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 1: of bts KIM named June recently told viewers of a

756
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:51,760
Speaker 1: live stream that he is on his how many pairs

757
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 1: of air pods do you think he's He's owned and

758
00:49:54,880 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 1: lost they tour. So I'm gonna say eight, I'm gonna

759
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 1: say a hundred. Cut this actually sixty four. But that's

760
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 1: bawling when you can fucking be like, I don't know, man,

761
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 1: I summon another pair of hundred sixty dollar pair of

762
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 1: headphones using anything non disposable as disposable sick moved dog,

763
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:29,359
Speaker 1: he consumers ships. He probably ascending hose home in their

764
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 1: uber with a pair. Yeah you know it takes some

765
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 1: air pods, which and he is also guess what, you

766
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 1: also have the pink slip to the car that drove

767
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 1: you home to Yeah. They there's when you do the

768
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:44,840
Speaker 1: math of this, right if you assume that because the

769
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 1: only the new ones only came out like a couple

770
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:48,959
Speaker 1: of months ago, I'm assuming a majority of these pairs

771
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 1: are like the one sixty or two easily over five

772
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 1: thousand dollars in air pods. Just like, but that's such

773
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 1: light work to somebody in bts, Like they're like five

774
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 1: thousand know how much they caught? Like I'm using an

775
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 1: old pair of corded headphones that I got its Sun

776
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 1: Country Airlines, so I didn't know how much the one

777
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:13,800
Speaker 1: that came with my phone broke. And then I was

778
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, it sounds like fine, these are going

779
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:18,360
Speaker 1: to continue working and I don't care if I sweat

780
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 1: in them. But five thousand dollars worth of headphones, that's

781
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:23,800
Speaker 1: what I mean. That just shows you. I mean, like

782
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:25,680
Speaker 1: I that's why I'm like this is this is that

783
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 1: baller life and by ballering me and just like completely

784
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 1: reckless because you you don't have the band with I

785
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 1: guess to pay attention because you're on tour dancing and

786
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 1: who who could keep track of phones? But no, really, though,

787
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: what the I want a glimpse into that mentality. I

788
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: don't think I could. I would have even if I

789
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:45,439
Speaker 1: had a lot of money, I don't think I could

790
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,839
Speaker 1: be I would have. I would be so stressed out

791
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 1: about losing one fucking air pod. How many pairs of

792
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 1: corded headphones do you think you've gone through in your

793
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: life that I've bought? Yeah, I haven't bought that many.

794
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:01,799
Speaker 1: The ones I god have always been like free from

795
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,360
Speaker 1: some kind of junket like branded thing, because like I

796
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 1: went to a straight out of Compton thing and it

797
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: like beats By Dre gave everybody like little in your headphones.

798
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, these are great. I would have never

799
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 1: bought these the ones that come with my phone. The

800
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:15,360
Speaker 1: only times I bought them are for like ones for

801
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 1: making music or whatever, because that's ones I'm really sort

802
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,920
Speaker 1: of invested in the fidelity of. But when I was

803
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 1: working at Cracked Head, like I went through them every

804
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 1: couple of months because the break Yeah, just because I

805
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 1: was like on the phone all day or listening moves

806
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:40,279
Speaker 1: make moves, you know, giving people the answer. Yeah, you're like, no, no, no,

807
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:44,919
Speaker 1: don't work to somebody. I gotta tell the off. Yeah,

808
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 1: but I didn't know all the ways that you could,

809
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 1: like replacement plans and all these ways to get these

810
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 1: air pods, Like they have sixty nine dollars to replace

811
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 1: a single one. I didn't realize you go buy a

812
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 1: Lucy for a replacement case, seventy nine for a new

813
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 1: wireless charging case a single air prod air pod prone.

814
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 1: But then also there's like super producer and it was

815
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 1: like writing furiously on her notepad. They have like those

816
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 1: uh little uh little chords you can use to hang

817
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 1: them on, like off your ears or whatever to keep

818
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:17,279
Speaker 1: track of them. I've seen them at the mall, but

819
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:20,360
Speaker 1: it looks like an English teacher. Yeah exactly, air pods

820
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:23,399
Speaker 1: without like the low mini glasses that you're in front

821
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 1: of your nose, the crotains, Yeah exactly. But then like

822
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 1: at that point, you've got wired headphones. I have one

823
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 1: that does the connecting the two of them and then

824
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:36,759
Speaker 1: connects it to my phone. You wait, what, Just like

825
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 1: it's like, what would you do? Is you get your

826
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:43,319
Speaker 1: ears pierced and then you can dangle each one off

827
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 1: your pierced ears, piercing. See if you're listening, buy me

828
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:53,880
Speaker 1: air pods. Remember you can make them into earrings. Remember

829
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 1: when the comedian Brandon Wardell, where the were they headphones

830
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 1: or charger cord around his neck? I don't know. I

831
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 1: was like, I'm like, yeah, it's a charger quarter around

832
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 1: the neck accessory. But I like, I'm not gonna lose

833
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 1: this like a dangle earring, because you know the old

834
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 1: like washed man have like a dangle cross earring like

835
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:17,400
Speaker 1: Barry Bonds, but then you have a totally washed I

836
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 1: don't have a dangle ear but I will pay for

837
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 1: you to go to clears and get your piercing back.

838
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:25,879
Speaker 1: I would pay to see you with the dangle. Oh man.

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Speaker 1: It's still my favorite part of any TV show for

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Speaker 1: the past decade, Getes and Righteous Jempson's when I'm Different

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Speaker 1: now it turns his head and as a gem stud

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00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 1: I wish it was a magnet earring because that would

843
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:43,800
Speaker 1: have been the ultimate just sad boy move. It's like

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Speaker 1: you didn't have the courage to get yours with the

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Speaker 1: magnetic joints like I did in seventh Man. That couple, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what a beautiful love story is misbehavior. Uh So, there's

847
00:54:56,160 --> 00:55:00,399
Speaker 1: a satirical movie on Netflix in Brazil. I'm and I'm

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00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:03,320
Speaker 1: sure it's on on Netflix, but it's aimed at the

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Speaker 1: Brazilian audience. It's a satirical movie that includes a scene

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Speaker 1: where Jesus has given a surprise party by his family

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Speaker 1: and friends, but he's with his male lover. And you know,

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Speaker 1: that seems like, uh not shocking that it might cause

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00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 1: some controversy with some religious conservatives, except for the fact

854
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:26,479
Speaker 1: that there was this same production company made a movie

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00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 1: last year where Jesus was involved in like a hangover

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00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 1: style thing where like they woke up the night after

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00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:39,360
Speaker 1: the last supper, like nobody knew where Jesus was because

858
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:44,719
Speaker 1: everybody got so fucked up, and that was treated as

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Speaker 1: like hilarious, like a show or a movie in which

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Speaker 1: Jesus is a sadistic, homicidal, hedonistic drunkard. Everyone was like, ah,

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Speaker 1: that's hilarious. But then when he's harmless and gay, all

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Speaker 1: everybody is up in arms. So that Jesus hangover with

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Speaker 1: w They're like, bro, you turned so much water and

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00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 1: like what yeah, but yeah, just let him be like

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Speaker 1: a quiet, abiding citizen who happens to be gay and

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Speaker 1: it's no Yeah, who cares. I bet that company thought like, okay, well,

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Speaker 1: if we can do Jesus Hangover, we could certainly do

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Speaker 1: we could do anything, because that feels like Jesus Hangover

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Speaker 1: should have been across the line. Where did they find him?

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Speaker 1: Instead of the roof? He was on the crowd, So

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Speaker 1: I think, Jesus, what are you doing? Three days? Give

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Speaker 1: me three days? All right, that's gonna do it. For

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Speaker 1: this week's weekly Zeitgeist, Please like and review the show.

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Speaker 1: If you like the show, U means the world to Miles.

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Speaker 1: He needs your validation. I hope you're having a great

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