WEBVTT - The A&G Replay Thursday Hour 1 

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<v Speaker 1>Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George

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<v Speaker 1>Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe, Katty.

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<v Speaker 2>Armstrong and Jettie and he.

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<v Speaker 1>Arms rang Yady, It's the Armstrong and Giddy Show, featuring

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<v Speaker 2>When I was single and childless, Thank you? What is

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<v Speaker 2>your name? I want to call sorry, Gladys. I want

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<v Speaker 2>to call her Lola. For some reason, Lola doesn't play

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<v Speaker 2>the harp. Thank you, Gladys for laying the harp of

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<v Speaker 2>me reminiscing about something. When I was a single and

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<v Speaker 2>child there were a few weekends where I would realize

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<v Speaker 2>on Monday morning, as I'm driving to work to do

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<v Speaker 2>the radio show that I hadn't said a word since

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<v Speaker 2>I left work on Friday, because I hadn't interacted with

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<v Speaker 2>another human being at all. I just saidn't word to anybody. Hmmm,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really know what to say to that.

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<v Speaker 1>What percentage of the population can make that same claim

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<v Speaker 1>I did not interact with another human being the entire weekend,

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<v Speaker 1>did not speak a word. Fairly limited, I would guess,

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, you do you what would you guess,

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<v Speaker 1>and if you as angry hermit.

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<v Speaker 2>I would guess that both my brothers have done it

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<v Speaker 2>semi regularly recently with their kids older and out of

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<v Speaker 2>the house.

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<v Speaker 3>Like not even a phone call, Like that's bizarre, mean,

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<v Speaker 3>nobody talks on the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know if that's a good example. Now

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<v Speaker 2>back in the day, No, we're.

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<v Speaker 1>Talking back in the day. Yeah, right, you had Gladys

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<v Speaker 1>play the damn harp, then you Lola, and now we're

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<v Speaker 1>in the present day. On what's going on here? Somebody

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<v Speaker 1>explained the crowd rules.

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<v Speaker 2>Have we all lost what.

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<v Speaker 1>Does Walter say in The Big Lebowski something about it?

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<v Speaker 1>We all lost our minds? Nobody cares about the rules anymore?

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<v Speaker 2>How much on an outlier do you think I am?

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<v Speaker 2>You think I'm in the one percent of the population

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<v Speaker 2>that has ever done that? Or it's fewer than five

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<v Speaker 2>five pretty small?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not five. It's one to one to two tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's probably good for you. I also

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<v Speaker 2>had to do with like like, uh, you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>have a really big Friday night, maybe a long watching

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<v Speaker 2>movies or something. You don't feel so good on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe part of Sunday, you just don't leave the house.

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<v Speaker 2>You order a pizza. You know, it might be an

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<v Speaker 2>exaggeration to have not said a word to anybody. Might

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<v Speaker 2>have said thanks to the pizza guy when he handed

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<v Speaker 2>me the pizza, but it wouldn't have been more than

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of words.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, in this day and age, even with phones, I've

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<v Speaker 3>I've done that. We're you take the recovery day, you

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<v Speaker 3>turn the phone off.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, So think about this though. The younger crowd

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<v Speaker 2>now with their lifestyle, like you know, our producer Sean

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever, I'll but he had weekends where he never

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<v Speaker 2>said a word to anybody other than through maybe a headset, plane,

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<v Speaker 2>video games, or a number of young people. Now that

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<v Speaker 2>you know you can DoorDash or whatever, you don't have

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<v Speaker 2>to call anybody to order food or something. Ill about

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<v Speaker 2>it happens more often than you think. It'd still be

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<v Speaker 2>a small number. It makes me sad. All I know

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<v Speaker 2>is we're moving more that direction than away from it.

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<v Speaker 2>I would guess, which is good.

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<v Speaker 1>You can see all the statistics on how happy and

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<v Speaker 1>care free young people are these days.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't think I ever came out of a

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<v Speaker 2>weekend like thinking that was like a really good time

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<v Speaker 2>or what an awesome weekend that was or something. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not claiming that.

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<v Speaker 3>See, And I'm of the day and age of cell

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<v Speaker 3>phones and whatnot, and it's amazing the hoops I will

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<v Speaker 3>jump through to avoid having to talk to somebody else. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>like you know, scheduling appointments online, ordering online, all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I would much rather do that than have to call

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<v Speaker 2>and interact with someone. Yeah, I avoid it now, not

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<v Speaker 2>because I don't want to talk to If I thought

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<v Speaker 2>I could talk to human being, i'd call right away.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to call and get your impossible to

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<v Speaker 2>use automated phone system that takes me twenty minutes and

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't work. I'll see if I can do it online.

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<v Speaker 2>And the reason it takes twenty minutes and doesn't work

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<v Speaker 2>is because you want me to do it online because

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<v Speaker 2>it's the cheapest thing for you. But that's a different topic.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple of quick things here. I just came across this.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't usually talk about this sort of thing on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>This money circulating in US is expanding rapidly. We have

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<v Speaker 2>a money supply surge going on right now. It's the

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<v Speaker 2>highest level in over a year. They think that will

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<v Speaker 2>likely lead to inflation surging higher. Don't like that story.

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<v Speaker 1>It ought to if the laws of monetary physics are

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<v Speaker 1>still true, and they.

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<v Speaker 2>Are, and then this one. This is an actual survey.

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't one of those done by According to walkin

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<v Speaker 2>Tubs dot com, older people always look at who paid

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<v Speaker 2>for the survey. A lot of time surveys have just

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<v Speaker 2>did their crap because of who they paid for. This

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<v Speaker 2>is actual research done by a team of German researchers

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<v Speaker 2>in Germany and the United States. Journal Psychology stuff about

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<v Speaker 2>how what we where we think old age begins has

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<v Speaker 2>been moving higher. This is not surprising at all. Last July,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what do you think old age began for you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Absolutely last time. I feel like I screwed up

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<v Speaker 1>my back. Oh really started the shuffling like I'm ninety

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<v Speaker 1>and it's a lot better now.

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<v Speaker 2>But that has a lot to do with it, because

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna mention my mom and dad have different

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<v Speaker 2>numbers on that, and for those reasons. My mom's physical

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<v Speaker 2>health is not near where my dad's is, So I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what she would say, but she would probably

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<v Speaker 2>say old age starts. Well, I can tell you the

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<v Speaker 2>average now is seventy five. If you actually ask a

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<v Speaker 2>senior when does old age begin, it's now seventy five.

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<v Speaker 2>Seventy five is the new sixty five, Because it used

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<v Speaker 2>to be not that many years ago people said old

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<v Speaker 2>age started at sixty five. Now that would seem kind

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<v Speaker 2>of crazy, I think for a lot of people.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, for me, it started at forty eight.

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<v Speaker 4>That's when you start hurting yourself, you know, just doing

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<v Speaker 4>the most basic things like walking or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I was just in the lunch room and one

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<v Speaker 2>of the saleswomen who is now in her forties, was

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<v Speaker 2>talking about all forties or not what I thought they

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<v Speaker 2>would be talking about trying to work out, and she

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<v Speaker 2>keeps getting hurt and blah blah blah. Yeah, but so

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<v Speaker 2>now it's seventy five. Is both sixty five? My dad

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<v Speaker 2>says eighty eighties when old age starts, but that's because

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<v Speaker 2>he was still riding his horse up till eighty two.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom has not been as physically as gifted as

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<v Speaker 2>him and would put it a little earlier, but probably

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<v Speaker 2>about surprisingly.

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<v Speaker 1>The horse was seventy five. What it's an old.

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<v Speaker 2>Horse, Joe horse, When are you going to get off

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<v Speaker 2>of me? That is the question, when do I have

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<v Speaker 2>When do I get to be an old age? That

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<v Speaker 2>do only makes sense. I suppose life expectancy and help.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom regularly says that when she was a kid,

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<v Speaker 2>people in their sixties were considered old. That you were

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<v Speaker 2>done with life in your sixties. Nobody would have thought

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<v Speaker 2>you played golf or rode a horse or rode bikes

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<v Speaker 2>or vacationed or anything in your sixties.

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<v Speaker 1>You were just a new career. Are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 2>You were just in a rocking chair in your sixties,

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<v Speaker 2>which now, of course seems crazy. You're the youngest amongst

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<v Speaker 2>Katie and he thoughts on this, or does everything over

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<v Speaker 2>the age of forty five just seem ancient to you?

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<v Speaker 3>No, both my parents are in their early to mid seventies,

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<v Speaker 3>and they're both young as can be, So I don't

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<v Speaker 3>even think seventy five is old in my perspective. And

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<v Speaker 3>I dude, everything started hurting on me last year. And

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<v Speaker 3>I had a stroke when I was thirty one, so

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<v Speaker 3>I'm ninety.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why would get along?

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<v Speaker 2>So I all having a stroke at thirty one would

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<v Speaker 2>change your view of it. I didn't have any health

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<v Speaker 2>situation really at all until I got cancer at forty nine, but.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, my health went nuts at twenty nine and a

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<v Speaker 3>kidney problem came up out of nowhere, a quote mutated gene.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a hereditary condition that is a mutated gene

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<v Speaker 3>because nobody else in my family has it. And then

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<v Speaker 3>I stroked out in twenty twenty. It was wild, have

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<v Speaker 3>no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>What caused that? The stroke?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well it was a mixture of not taking care

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<v Speaker 3>of myself in stress.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, they said, oh really, but some of it was

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<v Speaker 2>in your control.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I just I I wasn't exercising at all.

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<v Speaker 2>I was obese big time. Were you really? I can't

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<v Speaker 2>picture you obese at all? Two pounds? Were you really?

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<v Speaker 2>This is new information, so that that's why you're always

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<v Speaker 2>talking about working out and you eat so healthy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I had I had to make a change.

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<v Speaker 3>The doctors were like this, you don't They actually call

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<v Speaker 3>said that I dodged a bullet because I had three

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<v Speaker 3>tias over the course.

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<v Speaker 1>Of a week. Yeah. Yeah, Well it'll get your attention,

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<v Speaker 1>want it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Huge?

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of like what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>Michael Angelo had had the big shock Diabete's diagnosis and

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<v Speaker 3>had to make a complete change on his life eye opening.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I've been saying for a long time that

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<v Speaker 2>I'd like to have a minor heart attack. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>think a minor heart attack would get my attention and

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't need donuts and stuff anymore. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>a major heart atack.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to die.

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<v Speaker 2>I got kids to raise. But I think a minor

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<v Speaker 2>heart attack just a little a huh, like flicking my

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<v Speaker 2>ear huh. Wake up.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, good luck with that plan. That's between you and

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<v Speaker 1>the almighty, who you'll be meeting sooner than later. But

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<v Speaker 1>that's an interesting way to approach life. Note to self,

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<v Speaker 1>take blood pressure this afternoon. Yes, oh yeah, it's always

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<v Speaker 1>a good idea. One final note on brain health, because

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<v Speaker 1>during your little screen about not having contact with any

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<v Speaker 1>human being for an entire weekend, you know, so much

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<v Speaker 1>of what we are is neurologically predetermined, honestly, and if

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<v Speaker 1>you're a neurological outsider or outlier, you just are. And

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<v Speaker 1>you can, as I always say, you can operate within

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<v Speaker 1>a certain narrowish lane of the way you're made. You

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<v Speaker 1>can intentionally be more outgoing because you know it's good

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Blah blah blah, but you are who you are.

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<v Speaker 1>Having said that, we were talking about handwriting and why

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<v Speaker 1>so many states are trying to bring back handwriting incursive.

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<v Speaker 1>I was intrigued because there wasn't a lot of information

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<v Speaker 1>in the article we had, and I was reading into it.

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<v Speaker 1>And apparently, according to neuropsychologists, there's something about handwriting that involves.

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<v Speaker 2>All sorts of different parts of.

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<v Speaker 1>Your brain that govern language and creativity and physical stuff

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<v Speaker 1>and whatever, and they all have to interconnect and work

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<v Speaker 1>together to yield handwriting and it's really good for your brain.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, it's a use it or lose.

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<v Speaker 1>It thing with your brain.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm completely aware of that, and of just the idea

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<v Speaker 2>of That's why journaling and that sort of stuff is

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<v Speaker 2>so important. There's something about writing down thoughts that can

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<v Speaker 2>get them out of your head and and arrange them

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<v Speaker 2>in ways that they don't get arranged otherwise. And people

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<v Speaker 2>have known this for centuries and if you don't do it,

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<v Speaker 2>you should try it. I do it every day, sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>twice a day. But writing things down organizes them in

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<v Speaker 2>your head or gets them out of your head, like

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<v Speaker 2>if you gotta you know, why do I keep thinking

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<v Speaker 2>about this thing that's driving me, nuts write it down

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of times and it can go away. Trust me,

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<v Speaker 2>I've done it. I don't know how many times, but

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<v Speaker 2>I do. They know that printing doesn't do the same

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<v Speaker 2>thing as cursive, because I print everything. I've had success

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<v Speaker 2>with it. And that's why I just don't understand why

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<v Speaker 2>they're bringing back cursive specifically.

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<v Speaker 1>I really can't imagine why it would be different.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't, which doesn't mean that it's not. I just

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<v Speaker 1>can't imagine.

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<v Speaker 2>One question that I don't think they've answered, because I've

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<v Speaker 2>looked into this and read some stuff about it. They're

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<v Speaker 2>not sure if typing works the same way as I

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<v Speaker 2>was just talking about or not, because you are picking

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<v Speaker 2>specific letters and having to manipulate your fingers and everything

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<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, and what about playing a musical instrument And

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<v Speaker 1>although you can't compel a kid to play the guitar,

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<v Speaker 1>but you can have them right in school and it's

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<v Speaker 1>good for the brains.

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<v Speaker 2>They brought back. If you didn't hear us talking about this,

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<v Speaker 2>they brought back cursive I think down twenty two states,

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<v Speaker 2>and I just wondered, why, what's the argument for it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm seeing that curse.

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<v Speaker 3>According to the Google cursive engages more areas of the

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<v Speaker 3>brain than when you print.

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<v Speaker 2>I if that's true. It's true, right, I do know

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<v Speaker 2>because I know some of these people. There's just a

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<v Speaker 2>hanging onto cursive because I've always done it. I'm good

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<v Speaker 2>at it, and my grandma did it, and that's why

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<v Speaker 2>that drives some of it. But if it's better for you,

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<v Speaker 2>it's better for you, and I'm fine with that.

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<v Speaker 1>All I know is that the environment of the beast,

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<v Speaker 1>the human beast, is evolving at five thousand times the

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<v Speaker 1>speed that the beast can adapt to it.

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<v Speaker 2>M yeah, probably more like five hundred thousand times of speed.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, all right, how about five million times?

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<v Speaker 2>But the point being, yeah, what are we going to

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<v Speaker 2>do with that?

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<v Speaker 1>I was hoping he'd say, yeah, how about fifty million times?

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<v Speaker 3>Huh.

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<v Speaker 2>And we're not even close to how fast it's going

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<v Speaker 2>to go as soon as AI and everything kicks in.

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<v Speaker 1>So well, we're all doomed, doomed to insanity, misery, drug addiction,

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<v Speaker 1>public fornication. Who knows, we.

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<v Speaker 2>Knows, we wish public fornication, maybe some babies would be born.

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<v Speaker 2>So if I was one percent of the population, that

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<v Speaker 2>didn't talk to anybody over the weekend. That number will

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<v Speaker 2>be seventy five percent here in about ten years.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, and the survivors will write that history, but

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<v Speaker 1>not incursive because their brains have stopped working.

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<v Speaker 2>That's something too funny not to end.

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<v Speaker 1>And the most horrifying comedy attack ever caught on TAE

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<v Speaker 1>That was when animals attack. That was in the heyday

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<v Speaker 1>of when Big Fox went with like super pandery shows

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<v Speaker 1>like when animals attack in celebrity boxing and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that would so the world's most terrifying donkey attack

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<v Speaker 2>caught on tape.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and the most horrifying comedy attack ever caught on TAE. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>not like a somewhat horrifying or one of your second

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<v Speaker 1>or third most horrifying donkey attacks. They got the mcgilla,

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<v Speaker 1>They got the all time champ, the most horrifying donkey attack, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Take it for the top five. Take that other s and get.

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<v Speaker 1>It out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>Your marginally dangerous donkey exactly, somewhat horrifying donkey attacks.

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<v Speaker 1>Who had watch that? I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>That's also when they were doing the Man versus Beast,

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<v Speaker 2>which I love.

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<v Speaker 1>That was so crap horrific.

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<v Speaker 2>We're so funny.

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<v Speaker 4>Then Michael Phelps against a shark too, Yeah, that was

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<v Speaker 4>that was more recent.

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<v Speaker 1>But Katie, this is when you were but a wee girl.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, Fox, Big Fox used to do some great

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<v Speaker 1>idiotic pandering TV shows.

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<v Speaker 2>They had whoever was the current fastest runner raced a

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<v Speaker 2>giraffe I think for inexplicable reasons.

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<v Speaker 1>And a guy what did he wrestle up there? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he tried to out eat It was a hot dog

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<v Speaker 1>eating content Kobyashi.

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<v Speaker 2>At the time before Joey Chestnut, the top hot dog

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<v Speaker 2>eater in the world. Kobyashi tried to eat played a

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<v Speaker 2>hot talks faster than a and the bear just like

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<v Speaker 2>just went This sounds like golden entertainment, Oh it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was. It was terrible because they'd show like the

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<v Speaker 1>only really good piece of footage to promote it, and

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<v Speaker 1>at the beginning and over and over again. Then you

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<v Speaker 1>had to wait till the end of the show and

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<v Speaker 1>sit through, you know, just just stupidity.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, and the animals usually won, like just very easily

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<v Speaker 2>as you would expect. There was some NFL lineman or

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<v Speaker 2>some big tough guy who did a tuggle war with

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<v Speaker 2>the rang Attack because.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd forgotten about that one. Oh this is good stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Stupid show. I just remember you had the guy in

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<v Speaker 2>the giraffe and they released him and the guys run

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<v Speaker 2>as fast again and the giraffe just disappeared.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the point of this? When Animals Attack was on

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<v Speaker 1>for weeks? Right, that was a that was an ongoing show.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, that was the heyday of Fox. Bring that back.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they just ran out of ideas.

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<v Speaker 1>And sometimes they'd have real footage, but because not everybody

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<v Speaker 1>had a cell phone at that point and ring cameras

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<v Speaker 1>weren't omnipresent, it was a lot of reenactments, very disciplined.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care how good your reenactment is, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>the same as actual footage.

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<v Speaker 2>We got. This is about the way I grill and

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<v Speaker 2>the pictures I've tweeted out and Katie's complain about my

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<v Speaker 2>grilling re IQ differences which we were talking about differences

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<v Speaker 2>different kinds of intelligence earlier in the show. Somebody texted,

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<v Speaker 2>Jack seems to be brilliant at history, but then he

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<v Speaker 2>puts his grilling utensils on the ground, So yes, there

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<v Speaker 2>are different kinds of intelligence. That's a great point.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, the contrast shocking.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why I put the spatula on the ground,

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<v Speaker 2>and well not just that, but then we brought when

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<v Speaker 2>we pointed it out to you said well where else where?

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<v Speaker 1>Should I put them?

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<v Speaker 2>Anywhere else? Jack?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, even on a paper towel on the ground, although

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<v Speaker 1>that's just partial credit. Did get this note from Dan

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<v Speaker 1>in North Carolina. I'm with you, Jack, I have zero

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<v Speaker 1>intro and grilling, and am convinced that half the men

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<v Speaker 1>that claim to be interested. Are latent junior high schoolers

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<v Speaker 1>desperate to fit in. So, like the brave, masked intellectual

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<v Speaker 1>walking your parade route, I say f you to those

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<v Speaker 1>who bows.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't mean. I don't think there's got to

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<v Speaker 2>be a flaw. And other people that liked the grill,

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't enjoy it, and I have no interest

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<v Speaker 2>in learning to be better at it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Dan spends a tale worth telling as an aside.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a relative by marriage, of course, that fancies

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<v Speaker 1>himself a master griller. So the propane grill was too bourgeois,

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<v Speaker 1>so he purchased the same charcoal grill you have, except

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<v Speaker 1>apparently he couldn't figure out how to install the legs,

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<v Speaker 1>so he just put it on top of a deck railing.

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<v Speaker 1>Then he lit the fire in there, burned a hole

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<v Speaker 1>almost completely through a plywood table, and emblazon the leaves

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<v Speaker 1>around the car port, which led to a fire department

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<v Speaker 1>visit emblazoned. He is in quotes like that reporter. Bet

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<v Speaker 1>his steaks are great, though. Yeah, the grillest in the

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<v Speaker 1>anti grillist is that the newest fault line, the dividing

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<v Speaker 1>line in American society.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I'm giving up on that manly skill, but

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<v Speaker 2>hoping I make for it and other manly areas, like

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<v Speaker 2>if you couldn't put the legs on that grill, you

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<v Speaker 2>really have no ability to fix or work on anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Holy crap. They're like, yeah, two screws in a wing nut. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>Katie is at risk.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I just think that if you if you had

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<v Speaker 3>a different grill, it might change your experience a little bit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it can't be comfortable being down in that position grilling

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<v Speaker 3>at all.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not comfortable in that position doing anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 4>How much did you spend for that grill?

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<v Speaker 1>Jack?

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<v Speaker 2>I honestly think it was on sale. I think it

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<v Speaker 2>was eight dollars because it was on sale. It was

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<v Speaker 2>like they had two left. Should you spend dollar? Grill

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<v Speaker 2>guy now he's lying. He stole it from the guy

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<v Speaker 2>that lives in front of the radio station. Right, lives

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<v Speaker 2>in his beaten down RV.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the mini Weber right that sits like a foot

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<v Speaker 1>off the ground the top of it. It's a foot

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<v Speaker 1>foot of maybe a foot and a half.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think it's designed to take with you camping

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<v Speaker 2>or something. It's not designed to tailgate the grill you

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<v Speaker 2>have in your backyard, right, Yeah, it's kind of funny

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<v Speaker 2>when I've been looking for a house and some of

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<v Speaker 2>these houses, you know, they got the built in grill

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<v Speaker 2>with the refrigerator and just alid in a fan above it,

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<v Speaker 2>and all these differents. I think, I think this is

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<v Speaker 2>slightly different than what I hear it have.

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<v Speaker 4>Hanson says he knows a place you could buy by.

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<v Speaker 1>She used grills.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go. Yes, I should do one with legs.

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<v Speaker 2>Would be handy if I didn't have to bend over. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>that's probably enough of that. This was from The Daily

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<v Speaker 2>Show last night. Once a week, the old host of

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<v Speaker 2>The Daily Show, John Stewart is on there. Pretty funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he's actually funny, which is in contrast with the

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<v Speaker 1>other hosts, certainly Trevor Noah. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>This features a word I knew, I never said and

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<v Speaker 2>never will say. And other people think this sort of

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<v Speaker 2>humor is funny, and so we didn't air it on

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<v Speaker 2>the air. But I realize other people find this humorous.

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<v Speaker 2>As I was explaining, though the media has systematically failed to.

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<v Speaker 3>Contest Jean, Please, you're killing me, My poor sweet naive

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<v Speaker 3>older than I remember, John, We.

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<v Speaker 1>Need this messy spectacle.

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<v Speaker 2>Every other news story is a massive bummer.

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<v Speaker 3>This Trump trial is like an open window and a

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<v Speaker 3>greyhound bus full of farts.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you.

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<v Speaker 4>Trying to close the window, John, Why are you trying

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<v Speaker 4>to make a smell farts?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to make a swell.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not trying to make and hands. Our executive producer

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<v Speaker 2>thought that was funny. I don't like that word. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't say that word to me. That is the F word,

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<v Speaker 2>and so we'll never understand that. I don't understand it myself,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm appalled by that word. And I do not

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<v Speaker 2>find that there are any humor in the topic.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, Captain cuckoo whatever. I'm interested in the

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<v Speaker 1>angle of we need this story. It's a breath of

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<v Speaker 1>fresh air. I mean, it's a is that just lefty insanity?

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<v Speaker 2>Or I find focusing on what time he arrived, what

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<v Speaker 2>his hair looked like, did he fall asleep? Just something

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<v Speaker 2>that's just that as opposed to super heavy duty, wore abortion,

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<v Speaker 2>et cetera. I guess yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The weaponizing of the justice system against political candidates is

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<v Speaker 1>is light fair. It's hilarious. I think I could stay awake.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was pretty funny that that young correspondent

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<v Speaker 2>said older than I remember John Stewart. She probably was

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<v Speaker 2>watching him in like junior high and really into it.

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<v Speaker 2>Now she's on the Daily Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You know how it is if you see somebody then

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<v Speaker 1>see him five years later.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, oh God, I had one of those the

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<v Speaker 2>other day. I ran into somebody, thought did did I

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<v Speaker 2>have I aged the same amount since the last time

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<v Speaker 2>I saw you as you have? I can't possibly be true.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm pretty sure. I didn't take a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of physics, but I'm pretty sure time moves the same

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<v Speaker 2>rate for all of us, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Unless one finds oneself in a black hole? Yes, that

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<v Speaker 1>is my understanding.

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<v Speaker 2>Of So if I run into somebody and they've aged

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<v Speaker 2>a certain amount, what lead me to believe that I've

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<v Speaker 2>aged the same amount too? I just haven't recognized it?

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<v Speaker 2>Am I correct?

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<v Speaker 1>There? Ye? Sure you see yourself every day.

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<v Speaker 2>This probably doesn't happen to you, does a Katie? You're

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<v Speaker 2>too young for that. No, but it has. I've seen

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<v Speaker 2>some people from high school. I'm like, ooh, you're aging, dreamer.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you tell them that?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>My face probably does and I am the master of

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<v Speaker 3>saying it with my facial expressions.

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<v Speaker 2>Unfortunately, all right, people do age at different rates, though,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, there's biggest swing is fifteen years. They say

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<v Speaker 2>in what age you look once you get older, depending

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<v Speaker 2>on genetics and lifestyle. So it's not completely true that

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<v Speaker 2>we aged the same amount.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm realizing the ultimate do you want to look

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<v Speaker 1>good now or later? Is sun exposure.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow. I have a female friend who all her

0:25:09.040 --> 0:25:11.119
<v Speaker 2>friends say, why do you look so young? And it's

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<v Speaker 2>all because she did not tan when she was younger

0:25:13.720 --> 0:25:16.840
<v Speaker 2>like they all did, and she does look she's fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>years younger than her contemporaries at least. Wow. So it

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<v Speaker 2>is tough. Do you want to be pale person at

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<v Speaker 2>the pool when you're twenty two or do you want

0:25:26.000 --> 0:25:29.280
<v Speaker 2>to be looks forty at age fifty person when you're older.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a tough call, leather face.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I definitely find myself as I am rapidly aging.

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<v Speaker 1>Among you got your tens too much, young woman, Then

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<v Speaker 1>you got your tens too much forty year old woman,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're starting to see the signs of what might

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<v Speaker 1>be described as a catcher's mit like dermis. And then

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<v Speaker 1>you have your sixty plus tened too much woman and

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<v Speaker 1>man nim birds have come home.

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<v Speaker 2>To rooms about hey about a Yeah, that's a heck

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<v Speaker 2>of a price to pay to be good in tan

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<v Speaker 2>when you were twenty five. It really is.

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<v Speaker 1>And again I don't I don't mean to be cruel.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't measure people by their looks. But there's no

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<v Speaker 1>better term than leathery.

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<v Speaker 4>I remember we had a salesperson referred to as tan guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Well he was, he was, Yeah, he was super tan.

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<v Speaker 2>Was it actual tank? It was? I know it was

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<v Speaker 2>real tan because we went to a company Remember there

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<v Speaker 2>was a company barbecue once and he did the really

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<v Speaker 2>odd thing at this company barbecue everybody stand out where

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<v Speaker 2>he took off his shirt and sat in a lawn

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<v Speaker 2>chair with everybody around at the company barbecue so he

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<v Speaker 2>could get more sons. So I guess, I guess he

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<v Speaker 2>was tan guy.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Yeah, work function, Yeah, but hey, sons out,

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<v Speaker 1>guns out and teats. Apparently nim exactly. Guy was in

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<v Speaker 1>really good shape. But yeah, he was not gonna waste

0:27:00.920 --> 0:27:07.840
<v Speaker 1>a single opportunity to get more u Vy raising armstrong

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<v Speaker 1>and getty getting weird. I think canna weird fast, don't

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<v Speaker 1>you think it's a little hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, there's no doubt in my mind. This is the

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<v Speaker 2>Armstrong and Getty Show.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the Armstrong and Getty Show, featuring our podcast One

0:27:33.480 --> 0:27:36.159
<v Speaker 1>More Thing. Download it, subscribe to it wherever you like

0:27:36.200 --> 0:27:37.080
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<v Speaker 2>So Katie brought us this headline earlier in the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I have the details. It's really something in the

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<v Speaker 2>headline being a woman in Brazil was arrested after she

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<v Speaker 2>attempted to get a dead body in a wheelchair to

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<v Speaker 2>sign for a bank loan.

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<v Speaker 3>I was on Twitter or x or whatever the hell

0:27:49.960 --> 0:27:52.479
<v Speaker 3>it's called now when this video went viral, so I

0:27:52.520 --> 0:27:55.960
<v Speaker 3>saw the unedited version because now it's been blurred all

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<v Speaker 3>over the place. This guy was dead dead like oh

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<v Speaker 3>just not just like just dead, but like megadet, oh

0:28:04.160 --> 0:28:05.359
<v Speaker 3>really been dead a while?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe not?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you be more precise?

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<v Speaker 3>Not Riga mortis dead because she was able to kind

0:28:10.960 --> 0:28:15.040
<v Speaker 3>of move him around, but he was super deadook it out.

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<v Speaker 2>So here we go. Woman in Brazil arrested Tuesday suspicion

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<v Speaker 2>of theft by fraud and violating a corpse. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>as I've said many times, when I'm dead, you can

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<v Speaker 2>do whatever you want to me. Don't charge with a crime.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care. It doesn't make any difference. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>you're a little weird, but you violated me in any way.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>I may get a couple of licks in, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>work out some frustrations.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack Pinata after she brought her dead uncle to a

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<v Speaker 2>bank to sign a lone agreement, she had raised suspicion

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<v Speaker 2>after she entered the small bank the bank there in

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<v Speaker 2>Rio with a man in a wheelchair who she called

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<v Speaker 2>her uncle. Well, that's not that would Why would that

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<v Speaker 2>raise suspicion? That's not weird. The woman and they her

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<v Speaker 2>name here which I can't pronounce, reportedly told the clerk

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<v Speaker 2>that they were to sign off on this seventeen thousand

0:29:06.680 --> 0:29:14.640
<v Speaker 2>reass loan that's as hifty dollars. And security cambridge footage

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<v Speaker 2>which Katie has seen, the woman can be seen picking

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<v Speaker 2>up the man's hand and repositioning his head to try

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<v Speaker 2>to get him to sign the document in front of him.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy's head was flopping all over the place. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my forward backward, mouth open.

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<v Speaker 3>And then she finally gets irritated enough to just get

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<v Speaker 3>a grip on the back of his.

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<v Speaker 2>Neck and she's holding him steady with the other hand.

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<v Speaker 2>She's trying to pick up his arm and get it

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<v Speaker 2>to hold the pen.

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<v Speaker 1>It's good, good, plot, and you say that didn't work.

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<v Speaker 2>His head's going all over the place. Oh yeah, can

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<v Speaker 2>be picking up the hand reposition. He's head.

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<v Speaker 1>Uncle.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you listening? You need to sign. If you don't sign,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no way because I can't sign for you. She

0:30:00.520 --> 0:30:03.720
<v Speaker 2>can be heard saying on the audio, I will just

0:30:03.800 --> 0:30:08.920
<v Speaker 2>steady your hand. All right, uncle, Are you listening? You

0:30:08.960 --> 0:30:11.720
<v Speaker 2>need to sign. He doesn't say anything. That's just how

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<v Speaker 2>he is. She tells the clerk when he doesn't reply,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're not okay, I'm going to take you to

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<v Speaker 2>the hospital.

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<v Speaker 1>But the man don't bother.

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<v Speaker 2>The man's unresponsive nature and lolling head, has described as

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<v Speaker 2>by Katie Green, caused concern among bank employees, who called

0:30:28.840 --> 0:30:30.320
<v Speaker 2>local ambulance services.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude is megadad.

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<v Speaker 2>On arriving, the doctor's confirmed the sixty year old man

0:30:35.120 --> 0:30:38.440
<v Speaker 2>had been dead for quite some time. His body was

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<v Speaker 2>taken directly to a morgue, and she's been arrested. Creative idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Her lawyers are arguing, no, no, no, no, he was fine.

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<v Speaker 2>He must have died in the wheelchair as I was

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<v Speaker 2>rolling into the bank.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you must before he signed, because.

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<v Speaker 2>We talked about this, or dright out on the sidewalk

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<v Speaker 2>before I rolled him in, and he must have died

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<v Speaker 2>right beforehand. And I just didn't notice, not an effing chance,

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<v Speaker 2>not a he is you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, he was never that energetic in life, so I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't notice the difference.

0:31:05.520 --> 0:31:08.040
<v Speaker 2>And his eyes just naturally sunk into his head like that.

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<v Speaker 2>He always looked that oh megadead preliminary preliminary friendsic. Analysis

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<v Speaker 2>says he had died at least several hours before the

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<v Speaker 2>uh trying to sign for the loan, if not longer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but if your uncle Enrique kicks it, I mean,

0:31:24.360 --> 0:31:26.360
<v Speaker 1>just between you to decide, all right, we're going in

0:31:26.400 --> 0:31:29.120
<v Speaker 1>on this loan together. He croaks just before you go

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<v Speaker 1>to the bank. It's frustrating, it's inconvenient. I say, we

0:31:32.760 --> 0:31:35.320
<v Speaker 1>stick with plan A and see how it goes.

0:31:35.760 --> 0:31:38.640
<v Speaker 2>Will you come up with a workaround. That's what that is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a work around. Yeah, you try not to let

0:31:41.400 --> 0:31:43.600
<v Speaker 2>his head flop all over and you lift his hand

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<v Speaker 2>up there.

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<v Speaker 1>As big a hit as weekend at Bernie's was, it's

0:31:47.280 --> 0:31:50.480
<v Speaker 1>amazing to me that dragging a corpse around. Comedy didn't

0:31:50.480 --> 0:31:52.680
<v Speaker 1>become a more important genre, right.

0:31:52.560 --> 0:31:55.600
<v Speaker 2>There's only one movie to refer to, that one they're

0:31:55.680 --> 0:31:57.000
<v Speaker 2>in like a whole bunch of them.

0:31:57.600 --> 0:32:01.040
<v Speaker 1>I mean, American Pie spawned dozens of it imitators. For instance,

0:32:01.920 --> 0:32:02.360
<v Speaker 1>there was a.

0:32:02.280 --> 0:32:05.640
<v Speaker 3>Few years ago where the Weekend at Bernie's funeral went viral?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you guys remember that? I don't know that, I

0:32:07.880 --> 0:32:12.200
<v Speaker 2>do the headline. There were like a series of funerals.

0:32:12.240 --> 0:32:14.400
<v Speaker 3>I think BuzzFeed did like an article about it and

0:32:14.440 --> 0:32:17.720
<v Speaker 3>compiled a list of people that, instead of just having

0:32:17.840 --> 0:32:23.320
<v Speaker 3>like a regular visitation or whatever, had themselves like dressed

0:32:23.360 --> 0:32:25.600
<v Speaker 3>and propped up with like cigarettes put in their hands,

0:32:25.640 --> 0:32:27.800
<v Speaker 3>and they were love that, and the families were coming

0:32:27.880 --> 0:32:29.920
<v Speaker 3>up and like taking pictures with them. And there was

0:32:29.960 --> 0:32:32.400
<v Speaker 3>another one that was a weightlifter and they actually attached

0:32:32.400 --> 0:32:34.040
<v Speaker 3>their hands to like a deadlift.

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<v Speaker 1>You see.

0:32:36.480 --> 0:32:39.320
<v Speaker 2>It depends on the situation though, clearly, because like my

0:32:39.440 --> 0:32:44.480
<v Speaker 2>friends would think it was fine, yeah, but my kids

0:32:44.560 --> 0:32:51.440
<v Speaker 2>might not. I hope you know who it is.

0:32:52.160 --> 0:32:55.040
<v Speaker 1>So I'm picturing all right. I mean if you had

0:32:55.120 --> 0:32:58.680
<v Speaker 1>me sitting in a chair with my telecaster in my lap, right,

0:32:58.840 --> 0:33:02.600
<v Speaker 1>you know that's not or maybe like someone flying down

0:33:02.600 --> 0:33:05.080
<v Speaker 1>the couch with a half empty scotch next to me,

0:33:05.600 --> 0:33:07.800
<v Speaker 1>like I was watching a golf tournament and fell asleep.

0:33:09.240 --> 0:33:11.720
<v Speaker 1>My wife would appreciate that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well yeah, I guess it depends, but yeah I

0:33:14.400 --> 0:33:17.840
<v Speaker 2>could see that. Yeah, well yeah, there's a lot of

0:33:18.200 --> 0:33:21.760
<v Speaker 2>caveats to the whole idea. I suppose. Yeah.

0:33:21.760 --> 0:33:24.760
<v Speaker 3>The weightlifting one got my attention though, because the way

0:33:24.800 --> 0:33:27.840
<v Speaker 3>that they have her her propped up and then they

0:33:27.880 --> 0:33:31.480
<v Speaker 3>have a bench press over her face like she's about

0:33:31.520 --> 0:33:34.400
<v Speaker 3>to just do a big old lift.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't decide if this idea is is more charming

0:33:38.040 --> 0:33:40.640
<v Speaker 1>or horrifying. I keep going back and forth.

0:33:40.760 --> 0:33:42.960
<v Speaker 2>Right, I agree, Is it like like you want to

0:33:42.960 --> 0:33:47.280
<v Speaker 2>see him more like like he lived? Or I guess

0:33:47.280 --> 0:33:50.120
<v Speaker 2>that could be charming ish or it's horrifying.

0:33:50.760 --> 0:33:53.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. You know. One thing that I'm in favor of

0:33:53.920 --> 0:33:58.480
<v Speaker 1>is like for an obituary or a memorial service or

0:33:58.480 --> 0:34:00.640
<v Speaker 1>something like that. I don't like it when they have

0:34:00.840 --> 0:34:04.960
<v Speaker 1>like the most recent picture when the person is ancient,

0:34:05.440 --> 0:34:08.960
<v Speaker 1>because as anybody past the age of fifty especially can

0:34:09.000 --> 0:34:13.439
<v Speaker 1>tell you in your heart your soul, who you are

0:34:13.920 --> 0:34:17.719
<v Speaker 1>is your young self and you just have aches and

0:34:17.760 --> 0:34:19.920
<v Speaker 1>pains and more memories and a little more wisdom and

0:34:19.920 --> 0:34:22.439
<v Speaker 1>that sort of thing. But the old dude is kind

0:34:22.440 --> 0:34:25.760
<v Speaker 1>of a stranger, Like, how the hell did that happen?

0:34:27.440 --> 0:34:31.960
<v Speaker 1>So I just when they were youngest, vital, most vital, energetic,

0:34:32.040 --> 0:34:34.960
<v Speaker 1>when they were forming who they are. Give me that picture.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, New York Times is good at that. They use

0:34:37.320 --> 0:34:39.560
<v Speaker 2>you and your prime picture for all their obituaries of

0:34:39.600 --> 0:34:42.160
<v Speaker 2>famous people, like I see them every Sunday in the

0:34:42.200 --> 0:34:45.400
<v Speaker 2>New York Times book Review whatever author died, and they

0:34:45.440 --> 0:34:48.320
<v Speaker 2>have their when they were, you know, a hot sexy

0:34:48.400 --> 0:34:51.040
<v Speaker 2>woman or a cool young guy or whatever. Whenever they

0:34:51.080 --> 0:34:53.479
<v Speaker 2>were that had so much to do with the things

0:34:53.480 --> 0:34:56.560
<v Speaker 2>you wrote, not like just an old person. Yeah, the

0:34:56.600 --> 0:34:59.440
<v Speaker 2>time of their life. Yeah, they look back on fondly. Yeah,

0:34:59.480 --> 0:35:02.240
<v Speaker 2>and they probably became famous for now we're not talking

0:35:02.280 --> 0:35:04.799
<v Speaker 2>just about famous people, but like in yeah, and just

0:35:04.840 --> 0:35:06.120
<v Speaker 2>for everybody. I agree.

0:35:06.719 --> 0:35:09.239
<v Speaker 1>Now, I've kind of been a doey dip from age

0:35:09.320 --> 0:35:11.719
<v Speaker 1>twelve through the grave, so it would be easier for me.

0:35:11.920 --> 0:35:13.040
<v Speaker 1>But yes, yeah, I was.

0:35:13.080 --> 0:35:15.239
<v Speaker 2>Gonna say, what what point do I get to choose

0:35:15.280 --> 0:35:15.839
<v Speaker 2>ahead of time?

0:35:15.880 --> 0:35:16.239
<v Speaker 1>What point?

0:35:16.280 --> 0:35:18.400
<v Speaker 2>Because like, you know, we'll pick him a when was

0:35:18.400 --> 0:35:20.319
<v Speaker 2>he young and vital high school. Here's a good high

0:35:20.320 --> 0:35:24.600
<v Speaker 2>school picture. No want young but not vital. Let's keep looking.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm writing down my new favorite slam a doe dip.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there you go. You're right a doey dip. Aren't you.

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>For my funeral, I'm gonna do radio stuff. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 4>have open casket with me sitting up with headphones on

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<v Speaker 4>my head holding up three fingers.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly counting us down, and a lot of Jack and

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<v Speaker 3>Joe there screaming at you.

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<v Speaker 2>And then oh, oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey hey, and then you can donate money to pay

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<v Speaker 4>any FCC fines.

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<v Speaker 2>So we did. We would say, I don't know why

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<v Speaker 2>we're assuming we'll go outlive you because I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>we are.

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<v Speaker 1>We would be.

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<v Speaker 2>There, they'd say, and just where's the clip, Michael, Just

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<v Speaker 2>for old time's sake, that would be great?

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<v Speaker 1>No clip forty two? Forty two?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's right, he's past. God rest is so fuck

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