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Speaker 1: Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George

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Speaker 1: Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe, Katty.

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Speaker 2: Armstrong and Jettie and he.

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Speaker 1: Arms rang Yady, It's the Armstrong and Giddy Show, featuring

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Speaker 1: our podcast One More Thing. Download it, subscribe to it

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Speaker 2: When I was single and childless, Thank you? What is

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Speaker 2: your name? I want to call sorry, Gladys. I want

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Speaker 2: to call her Lola. For some reason, Lola doesn't play

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Speaker 2: the harp. Thank you, Gladys for laying the harp of

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Speaker 2: me reminiscing about something. When I was a single and

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Speaker 2: child there were a few weekends where I would realize

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Speaker 2: on Monday morning, as I'm driving to work to do

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Speaker 2: the radio show that I hadn't said a word since

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Speaker 2: I left work on Friday, because I hadn't interacted with

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Speaker 2: another human being at all. I just saidn't word to anybody. Hmmm,

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Speaker 2: I don't really know what to say to that.

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Speaker 1: What percentage of the population can make that same claim

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Speaker 1: I did not interact with another human being the entire weekend,

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Speaker 1: did not speak a word. Fairly limited, I would guess,

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Speaker 1: But you know, you do you what would you guess,

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Speaker 1: and if you as angry hermit.

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Speaker 2: I would guess that both my brothers have done it

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Speaker 2: semi regularly recently with their kids older and out of

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Speaker 2: the house.

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Speaker 3: Like not even a phone call, Like that's bizarre, mean,

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Speaker 3: nobody talks on the phone.

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Speaker 2: And I don't know if that's a good example. Now

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Speaker 2: back in the day, No, we're.

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Speaker 1: Talking back in the day. Yeah, right, you had Gladys

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Speaker 1: play the damn harp, then you Lola, and now we're

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Speaker 1: in the present day. On what's going on here? Somebody

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Speaker 1: explained the crowd rules.

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Speaker 2: Have we all lost what.

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Speaker 1: Does Walter say in The Big Lebowski something about it?

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Speaker 1: We all lost our minds? Nobody cares about the rules anymore?

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Speaker 2: How much on an outlier do you think I am?

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Speaker 2: You think I'm in the one percent of the population

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Speaker 2: that has ever done that? Or it's fewer than five

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Speaker 2: five pretty small?

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Speaker 1: No, it's not five. It's one to one to two tonight.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's probably good for you. I also

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Speaker 2: had to do with like like, uh, you know, I

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Speaker 2: have a really big Friday night, maybe a long watching

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Speaker 2: movies or something. You don't feel so good on Saturday.

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Speaker 2: Maybe part of Sunday, you just don't leave the house.

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Speaker 2: You order a pizza. You know, it might be an

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Speaker 2: exaggeration to have not said a word to anybody. Might

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Speaker 2: have said thanks to the pizza guy when he handed

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Speaker 3: Oh, in this day and age, even with phones, I've

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Speaker 3: I've done that. We're you take the recovery day, you

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Speaker 3: turn the phone off.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So think about this though. The younger crowd

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Speaker 2: now with their lifestyle, like you know, our producer Sean

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Speaker 2: or whatever, I'll but he had weekends where he never

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Speaker 2: said a word to anybody other than through maybe a headset, plane,

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Speaker 2: video games, or a number of young people. Now that

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Speaker 2: you know you can DoorDash or whatever, you don't have

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Speaker 2: to call anybody to order food or something. Ill about

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Speaker 2: it happens more often than you think. It'd still be

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Speaker 2: a small number. It makes me sad. All I know

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Speaker 2: is we're moving more that direction than away from it.

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Speaker 2: I would guess, which is good.

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Speaker 1: You can see all the statistics on how happy and

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Speaker 1: care free young people are these days.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think I ever came out of a

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Speaker 3: See, And I'm of the day and age of cell

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Speaker 3: like you know, scheduling appointments online, ordering online, all that stuff.

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Speaker 2: I would much rather do that than have to call

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Speaker 2: And the reason it takes twenty minutes and doesn't work

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Speaker 2: it's the cheapest thing for you. But that's a different topic.

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Speaker 2: A couple of quick things here. I just came across this.

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Speaker 2: Don't usually talk about this sort of thing on this podcast.

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Speaker 2: This money circulating in US is expanding rapidly. We have

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Speaker 2: highest level in over a year. They think that will

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Speaker 2: likely lead to inflation surging higher. Don't like that story.

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Speaker 1: It ought to if the laws of monetary physics are

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Speaker 1: still true, and they.

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Speaker 2: Are, and then this one. This is an actual survey.

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Speaker 2: This isn't one of those done by According to walkin

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Speaker 2: Tubs dot com, older people always look at who paid

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Speaker 2: for the survey. A lot of time surveys have just

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Speaker 2: is actual research done by a team of German researchers

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Speaker 2: in Germany and the United States. Journal Psychology stuff about

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Speaker 2: how what we where we think old age begins has

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Speaker 2: been moving higher. This is not surprising at all. Last July,

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Speaker 2: that's what do you think old age began for you?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Absolutely last time. I feel like I screwed up

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Speaker 1: my back. Oh really started the shuffling like I'm ninety

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Speaker 1: and it's a lot better now.

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Speaker 2: But that has a lot to do with it, because

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Speaker 2: I was gonna mention my mom and dad have different

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Speaker 2: don't know what she would say, but she would probably

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Speaker 2: say old age starts. Well, I can tell you the

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Speaker 2: average now is seventy five. If you actually ask a

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Speaker 2: senior when does old age begin, it's now seventy five.

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Speaker 2: Seventy five is the new sixty five, Because it used

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Speaker 2: to be not that many years ago people said old

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Speaker 2: age started at sixty five. Now that would seem kind

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Speaker 1: Yes, for me, it started at forty eight.

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Speaker 4: That's when you start hurting yourself, you know, just doing

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I was just in the lunch room and one

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Speaker 1: The horse was seventy five. What it's an old.

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Speaker 2: When do I get to be an old age? That

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Speaker 2: My mom regularly says that when she was a kid,

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Speaker 2: people in their sixties were considered old. That you were

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Speaker 2: done with life in your sixties. Nobody would have thought

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Speaker 1: You were just a new career. Are you kidding?

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Speaker 2: You were just in a rocking chair in your sixties,

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Speaker 2: which now, of course seems crazy. You're the youngest amongst

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Speaker 2: Katie and he thoughts on this, or does everything over

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Speaker 2: the age of forty five just seem ancient to you?

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Speaker 3: No, both my parents are in their early to mid seventies,

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Speaker 3: I dude, everything started hurting on me last year. And

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Speaker 3: I had a stroke when I was thirty one, so

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Speaker 1: That's why would get along?

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Speaker 2: So I all having a stroke at thirty one would

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Speaker 2: change your view of it. I didn't have any health

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Speaker 3: Dude, my health went nuts at twenty nine and a

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Speaker 3: kidney problem came up out of nowhere, a quote mutated gene.

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Speaker 3: I have a hereditary condition that is a mutated gene

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Speaker 3: I stroked out in twenty twenty. It was wild, have

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Speaker 2: What caused that? The stroke?

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Speaker 2: Okay, they said, oh really, but some of it was

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I I wasn't exercising at all.

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Speaker 2: I was obese big time. Were you really? I can't

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Speaker 2: picture you obese at all? Two pounds? Were you really?

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Speaker 2: This is new information, so that that's why you're always

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Speaker 3: The doctors were like this, you don't They actually call

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Speaker 2: That's why I've been saying for a long time that

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Speaker 2: I'd like to have a minor heart attack. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: I don't want to die.

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Speaker 2: I got kids to raise. But I think a minor

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Speaker 2: heart attack just a little a huh, like flicking my

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Speaker 1: Well, good luck with that plan. That's between you and

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Speaker 1: the almighty, who you'll be meeting sooner than later. But

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Speaker 1: take blood pressure this afternoon. Yes, oh yeah, it's always

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Speaker 1: a good idea. One final note on brain health, because

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Speaker 1: during your little screen about not having contact with any

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Speaker 1: human being for an entire weekend, you know, so much

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Speaker 1: of what we are is neurologically predetermined, honestly, and if

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Speaker 1: you're a neurological outsider or outlier, you just are. And

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Speaker 1: you can, as I always say, you can operate within

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Speaker 1: for you. Blah blah blah, but you are who you are.

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Speaker 1: Having said that, we were talking about handwriting and why

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Speaker 1: so many states are trying to bring back handwriting incursive.

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Speaker 1: And apparently, according to neuropsychologists, there's something about handwriting that involves.

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Speaker 2: All sorts of different parts of.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, it's a use it or lose.

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Speaker 2: I'm completely aware of that, and of just the idea

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Speaker 2: We got. This is about the way I grill and

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Speaker 2: Anywhere else? Jack?

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Speaker 2: Holy crap. They're like, yeah, two screws in a wing nut. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I honestly think it was on sale. I think it

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Speaker 2: There you go. Yes, I should do one with legs.

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Speaker 2: Would be handy if I didn't have to bend over. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: that's probably enough of that. This was from The Daily

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Speaker 2: The Daily Show, John Stewart is on there. Pretty funny.

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Speaker 2: As I was explaining, though the media has systematically failed to.

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Speaker 3: Contest Jean, Please, you're killing me, My poor sweet naive

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Speaker 4: Trying to close the window, John, Why are you trying

442
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Speaker 4: to make a smell farts?

443
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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to make a swell.

444
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Speaker 2: You're not trying to make and hands. Our executive producer

445
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Speaker 2: thought that was funny. I don't like that word. I

446
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 2: don't say that word to me. That is the F word,

447
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:49,440
Speaker 2: and so we'll never understand that. I don't understand it myself,

448
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,000
Speaker 2: but I'm appalled by that word. And I do not

449
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Speaker 2: find that there are any humor in the topic.

450
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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Captain cuckoo whatever. I'm interested in the

451
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:02,720
Speaker 1: angle of we need this story. It's a breath of

452
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 1: fresh air. I mean, it's a is that just lefty insanity?

453
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 2: Or I find focusing on what time he arrived, what

454
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 2: his hair looked like, did he fall asleep? Just something

455
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 2: that's just that as opposed to super heavy duty, wore abortion,

456
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 2: et cetera. I guess yeah.

457
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Speaker 1: The weaponizing of the justice system against political candidates is

458
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Speaker 1: is light fair. It's hilarious. I think I could stay awake.

459
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:35,040
Speaker 2: I thought it was pretty funny that that young correspondent

460
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:39,879
Speaker 2: said older than I remember John Stewart. She probably was

461
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 2: watching him in like junior high and really into it.

462
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,640
Speaker 2: Now she's on the Daily Show.

463
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Speaker 1: You know how it is if you see somebody then

464
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Speaker 1: see him five years later.

465
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Speaker 2: It's like, oh God, I had one of those the

466
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Speaker 2: other day. I ran into somebody, thought did did I

467
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Speaker 2: have I aged the same amount since the last time

468
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Speaker 2: I saw you as you have? I can't possibly be true.

469
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, okay.

470
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Speaker 2: I think I'm pretty sure. I didn't take a lot

471
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Speaker 2: of physics, but I'm pretty sure time moves the same

472
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:10,960
Speaker 2: rate for all of us, right.

473
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Speaker 1: Unless one finds oneself in a black hole? Yes, that

474
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Speaker 1: is my understanding.

475
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Speaker 2: Of So if I run into somebody and they've aged

476
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Speaker 2: a certain amount, what lead me to believe that I've

477
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Speaker 2: aged the same amount too? I just haven't recognized it?

478
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Speaker 2: Am I correct?

479
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Speaker 1: There? Ye? Sure you see yourself every day.

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Speaker 2: This probably doesn't happen to you, does a Katie? You're

481
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Speaker 2: too young for that. No, but it has. I've seen

482
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:34,440
Speaker 2: some people from high school. I'm like, ooh, you're aging, dreamer.

483
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Speaker 4: Can you tell them that?

484
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Speaker 2: No?

485
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Speaker 3: My face probably does and I am the master of

486
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Speaker 3: saying it with my facial expressions.

487
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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, all right, people do age at different rates, though,

488
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Speaker 2: I mean, there's biggest swing is fifteen years. They say

489
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Speaker 2: in what age you look once you get older, depending

490
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Speaker 2: on genetics and lifestyle. So it's not completely true that

491
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Speaker 2: we aged the same amount.

492
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Speaker 1: And I'm realizing the ultimate do you want to look

493
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 1: good now or later? Is sun exposure.

494
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Speaker 2: Oh wow. I have a female friend who all her

495
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 2: friends say, why do you look so young? And it's

496
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,679
Speaker 2: all because she did not tan when she was younger

497
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 2: like they all did, and she does look she's fifteen

498
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 2: years younger than her contemporaries at least. Wow. So it

499
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 2: is tough. Do you want to be pale person at

500
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Speaker 2: the pool when you're twenty two or do you want

501
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 2: to be looks forty at age fifty person when you're older.

502
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 2: That's a tough call, leather face.

503
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I definitely find myself as I am rapidly aging.

504
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Speaker 1: Among you got your tens too much, young woman, Then

505
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 1: you got your tens too much forty year old woman,

506
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Speaker 1: and you're starting to see the signs of what might

507
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Speaker 1: be described as a catcher's mit like dermis. And then

508
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Speaker 1: you have your sixty plus tened too much woman and

509
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 1: man nim birds have come home.

510
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Speaker 2: To rooms about hey about a Yeah, that's a heck

511
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 2: of a price to pay to be good in tan

512
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 2: when you were twenty five. It really is.

513
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Speaker 1: And again I don't I don't mean to be cruel.

514
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:15,919
Speaker 1: I don't measure people by their looks. But there's no

515
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Speaker 1: better term than leathery.

516
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Speaker 4: I remember we had a salesperson referred to as tan guy.

517
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Speaker 2: Well he was, he was, Yeah, he was super tan.

518
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 2: Was it actual tank? It was? I know it was

519
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 2: real tan because we went to a company Remember there

520
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,959
Speaker 2: was a company barbecue once and he did the really

521
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,640
Speaker 2: odd thing at this company barbecue everybody stand out where

522
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 2: he took off his shirt and sat in a lawn

523
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Speaker 2: chair with everybody around at the company barbecue so he

524
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Speaker 2: could get more sons. So I guess, I guess he

525
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Speaker 2: was tan guy.

526
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Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, work function, Yeah, but hey, sons out,

527
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 1: guns out and teats. Apparently nim exactly. Guy was in

528
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Speaker 1: really good shape. But yeah, he was not gonna waste

529
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 1: a single opportunity to get more u Vy raising armstrong

530
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: and getty getting weird. I think canna weird fast, don't

531
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 1: you think it's a little hot.

532
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 2: Absolutely, there's no doubt in my mind. This is the

533
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,119
Speaker 2: Armstrong and Getty Show.

534
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,400
Speaker 1: It's the Armstrong and Getty Show, featuring our podcast One

535
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,159
Speaker 1: More Thing. Download it, subscribe to it wherever you like

536
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: to get podcasts.

537
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 2: So Katie brought us this headline earlier in the show.

538
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 2: Now I have the details. It's really something in the

539
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,439
Speaker 2: headline being a woman in Brazil was arrested after she

540
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 2: attempted to get a dead body in a wheelchair to

541
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Speaker 2: sign for a bank loan.

542
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 3: I was on Twitter or x or whatever the hell

543
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,479
Speaker 3: it's called now when this video went viral, so I

544
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 3: saw the unedited version because now it's been blurred all

545
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 3: over the place. This guy was dead dead like oh

546
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 3: just not just like just dead, but like megadet, oh

547
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 3: really been dead a while?

548
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 2: Maybe not?

549
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 1: Can you be more precise?

550
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 3: Not Riga mortis dead because she was able to kind

551
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 3: of move him around, but he was super deadook it out.

552
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 2: So here we go. Woman in Brazil arrested Tuesday suspicion

553
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 2: of theft by fraud and violating a corpse. You know,

554
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 2: as I've said many times, when I'm dead, you can

555
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 2: do whatever you want to me. Don't charge with a crime.

556
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,400
Speaker 2: I don't care. It doesn't make any difference. I mean,

557
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 2: you're a little weird, but you violated me in any way.

558
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 2: I don't care.

559
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 1: I may get a couple of licks in, you know,

560
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: work out some frustrations.

561
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 2: Jack Pinata after she brought her dead uncle to a

562
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Speaker 2: bank to sign a lone agreement, she had raised suspicion

563
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Speaker 2: after she entered the small bank the bank there in

564
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Speaker 2: Rio with a man in a wheelchair who she called

565
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Speaker 2: her uncle. Well, that's not that would Why would that

566
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Speaker 2: raise suspicion? That's not weird. The woman and they her

567
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 2: name here which I can't pronounce, reportedly told the clerk

568
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 2: that they were to sign off on this seventeen thousand

569
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 2: reass loan that's as hifty dollars. And security cambridge footage

570
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 2: which Katie has seen, the woman can be seen picking

571
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Speaker 2: up the man's hand and repositioning his head to try

572
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Speaker 2: to get him to sign the document in front of him.

573
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 2: This guy's head was flopping all over the place. Oh

574
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Speaker 2: my forward backward, mouth open.

575
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Speaker 3: And then she finally gets irritated enough to just get

576
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Speaker 3: a grip on the back of his.

577
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Speaker 2: Neck and she's holding him steady with the other hand.

578
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 2: She's trying to pick up his arm and get it

579
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Speaker 2: to hold the pen.

580
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Speaker 1: It's good, good, plot, and you say that didn't work.

581
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 2: His head's going all over the place. Oh yeah, can

582
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Speaker 2: be picking up the hand reposition. He's head.

583
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Speaker 1: Uncle.

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Speaker 2: Are you listening? You need to sign. If you don't sign,

585
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 2: there's no way because I can't sign for you. She

586
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 2: can be heard saying on the audio, I will just

587
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 2: steady your hand. All right, uncle, Are you listening? You

588
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 2: need to sign. He doesn't say anything. That's just how

589
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Speaker 2: he is. She tells the clerk when he doesn't reply,

590
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Speaker 2: if you're not okay, I'm going to take you to

591
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Speaker 2: the hospital.

592
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Speaker 1: But the man don't bother.

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Speaker 2: The man's unresponsive nature and lolling head, has described as

594
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Speaker 2: by Katie Green, caused concern among bank employees, who called

595
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Speaker 2: local ambulance services.

596
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Speaker 1: Dude is megadad.

597
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Speaker 2: On arriving, the doctor's confirmed the sixty year old man

598
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Speaker 2: had been dead for quite some time. His body was

599
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Speaker 2: taken directly to a morgue, and she's been arrested. Creative idea.

600
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Speaker 2: Her lawyers are arguing, no, no, no, no, he was fine.

601
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Speaker 2: He must have died in the wheelchair as I was

602
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Speaker 2: rolling into the bank.

603
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Speaker 1: Because you must before he signed, because.

604
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Speaker 2: We talked about this, or dright out on the sidewalk

605
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 2: before I rolled him in, and he must have died

606
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 2: right beforehand. And I just didn't notice, not an effing chance,

607
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 2: not a he is you.

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Speaker 1: Know, he was never that energetic in life, so I

609
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Speaker 1: didn't notice the difference.

610
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 2: And his eyes just naturally sunk into his head like that.

611
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Speaker 2: He always looked that oh megadead preliminary preliminary friendsic. Analysis

612
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 2: says he had died at least several hours before the

613
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Speaker 2: uh trying to sign for the loan, if not longer.

614
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but if your uncle Enrique kicks it, I mean,

615
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 1: just between you to decide, all right, we're going in

616
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: on this loan together. He croaks just before you go

617
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: to the bank. It's frustrating, it's inconvenient. I say, we

618
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: stick with plan A and see how it goes.

619
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Speaker 2: Will you come up with a workaround. That's what that is.

620
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 2: It's a work around. Yeah, you try not to let

621
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 2: his head flop all over and you lift his hand

622
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 2: up there.

623
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Speaker 1: As big a hit as weekend at Bernie's was, it's

624
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Speaker 1: amazing to me that dragging a corpse around. Comedy didn't

625
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: become a more important genre, right.

626
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 2: There's only one movie to refer to, that one they're

627
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 2: in like a whole bunch of them.

628
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 1: I mean, American Pie spawned dozens of it imitators. For instance,

629
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: there was a.

630
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Speaker 3: Few years ago where the Weekend at Bernie's funeral went viral?

631
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 2: Do you guys remember that? I don't know that, I

632
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 2: do the headline. There were like a series of funerals.

633
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 3: I think BuzzFeed did like an article about it and

634
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 3: compiled a list of people that, instead of just having

635
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 3: like a regular visitation or whatever, had themselves like dressed

636
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 3: and propped up with like cigarettes put in their hands,

637
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 3: and they were love that, and the families were coming

638
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 3: up and like taking pictures with them. And there was

639
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 3: another one that was a weightlifter and they actually attached

640
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 3: their hands to like a deadlift.

641
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Speaker 1: You see.

642
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 2: It depends on the situation though, clearly, because like my

643
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 2: friends would think it was fine, yeah, but my kids

644
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 2: might not. I hope you know who it is.

645
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 1: So I'm picturing all right. I mean if you had

646
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: me sitting in a chair with my telecaster in my lap, right,

647
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 1: you know that's not or maybe like someone flying down

648
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 1: the couch with a half empty scotch next to me,

649
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 1: like I was watching a golf tournament and fell asleep.

650
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 1: My wife would appreciate that one.

651
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 2: Okay, well yeah, I guess it depends, but yeah I

652
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 2: could see that. Yeah, well yeah, there's a lot of

653
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 2: caveats to the whole idea. I suppose. Yeah.

654
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Speaker 3: The weightlifting one got my attention though, because the way

655
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 3: that they have her her propped up and then they

656
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 3: have a bench press over her face like she's about

657
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 3: to just do a big old lift.

658
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 1: I can't decide if this idea is is more charming

659
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: or horrifying. I keep going back and forth.

660
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 2: Right, I agree, Is it like like you want to

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Speaker 2: see him more like like he lived? Or I guess

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Speaker 2: that could be charming ish or it's horrifying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. You know. One thing that I'm in favor of

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Speaker 1: is like for an obituary or a memorial service or

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Speaker 1: something like that. I don't like it when they have

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Speaker 1: like the most recent picture when the person is ancient,

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Speaker 1: because as anybody past the age of fifty especially can

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Speaker 1: tell you in your heart your soul, who you are

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Speaker 1: is your young self and you just have aches and

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Speaker 1: pains and more memories and a little more wisdom and

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Speaker 1: that sort of thing. But the old dude is kind

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Speaker 1: of a stranger, Like, how the hell did that happen?

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Speaker 1: So I just when they were youngest, vital, most vital, energetic,

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Speaker 1: when they were forming who they are. Give me that picture.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, New York Times is good at that. They use

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Speaker 2: you and your prime picture for all their obituaries of

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Speaker 2: famous people, like I see them every Sunday in the

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Speaker 2: New York Times book Review whatever author died, and they

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Speaker 2: have their when they were, you know, a hot sexy

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Speaker 2: woman or a cool young guy or whatever. Whenever they

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Speaker 2: were that had so much to do with the things

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Speaker 2: you wrote, not like just an old person. Yeah, the

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Speaker 2: time of their life. Yeah, they look back on fondly. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and they probably became famous for now we're not talking

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Speaker 2: just about famous people, but like in yeah, and just

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Speaker 2: for everybody. I agree.

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Speaker 1: Now, I've kind of been a doey dip from age

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Speaker 1: twelve through the grave, so it would be easier for me.

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Speaker 1: But yes, yeah, I was.

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Speaker 2: Gonna say, what what point do I get to choose

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Speaker 2: ahead of time?

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Speaker 1: What point?

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Speaker 2: Because like, you know, we'll pick him a when was

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Speaker 2: he young and vital high school. Here's a good high

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Speaker 2: school picture. No want young but not vital. Let's keep looking.

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Speaker 3: I'm writing down my new favorite slam a doe dip.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. You're right a doey dip. Aren't you.

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 4: For my funeral, I'm gonna do radio stuff. I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: have open casket with me sitting up with headphones on

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Speaker 4: my head holding up three fingers.

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Speaker 3: Exactly counting us down, and a lot of Jack and

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Speaker 2: And then oh, oh.

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Speaker 4: Hey hey, and then you can donate money to pay

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Speaker 4: any FCC fines.

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Speaker 2: we are.

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Speaker 1: We would be.

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Speaker 2: There, they'd say, and just where's the clip, Michael, Just

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Speaker 2: for old time's sake, that would be great?

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Speaker 1: No clip forty two? Forty two?

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's right, he's past. God rest is so fuck

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