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Speaker 1: What's the biggest favor you've ever asked? Someone?

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Speaker 2: Whoa tomorrow their car loan you money? Yeah, and rent

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Speaker 2: out their husband.

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Speaker 3: For a night?

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Speaker 4: Rock, I mean, how do you get the money to

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Speaker 2: One of our listeners as the most important request she's

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Speaker 2: ever asked of anybody, And honestly, probably ninety nine percent

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Speaker 2: of people would laugh and just say no to this immediately.

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Speaker 2: You want to kidney no, But how can we somehow

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Speaker 2: give her advice that's so good she will fall into

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Speaker 2: the one percent that actually gets a yes.

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Speaker 4: That's a challenge, Jack, That is.

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Speaker 2: We're going to find out if we can pull it

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Speaker 2: off in your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call.

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Speaker 1: Next, it's awkward.

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Speaker 4: It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

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Speaker 2: How does a woman get a man to do what

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Speaker 2: she wants? Oh, Brook, what's your secret?

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Speaker 4: Never figured it out? That's why I just dump them

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Speaker 4: and move on if it doesn't work.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay.

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Speaker 4: Feed them?

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Speaker 1: Oh oh okay?

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Speaker 2: I I mean maybe yeah, bribe them with food the

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Speaker 2: internet because I look this up. The Internet suggests quote

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Speaker 2: build him up through appreciation, respect and clear communication.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's nice. That just sounds like getting someone to

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's the healthy, boring way to get what

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Speaker 1: But who wants to do that? Right right, Alexis stop listening?

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Speaker 5: Good?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but our listener, Lily is at a crossroads right

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Speaker 2: now where she's running out of time and needs a guy,

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Speaker 2: specifically one man to do her a huge favor, and

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Speaker 2: she's come to us seeking advice. So, Lily, welcome to

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Speaker 3: Hi.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm curious what your favorite is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what's going on?

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm moving across the country from Miami to Scottsdale

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Speaker 4: Okay, he cannot drive a movie van that far. I

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Speaker 6: No, I don't want to drive. It's expensive.

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Speaker 3: I'm a single female. I don't want to stay at

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Speaker 6: I just don't feel comfortable with that.

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Speaker 1: Got it.

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Speaker 5: You'd rather pay a moving company, you fly, they ship it.

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Speaker 6: Not exactly, you're sleeping.

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Speaker 2: You're sleeping on the idea of roadside motels. By the way,

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Speaker 2: they're actually way more fun than they get portrayed in

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Speaker 4: And I'm going to tell you drive it around as

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Speaker 4: a single woman is really a great time. Oh, there'll

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Speaker 4: be a point in your life where you have no

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Speaker 4: just being by yourself in a car.

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Speaker 2: Brooks Message of the day to all the single ladies,

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Speaker 2: get out on the roads by yourself.

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Speaker 4: Dude, seriously.

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Speaker 2: Interesting, But Lily, you said you're not interested in that route.

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Speaker 1: What's going on? What's in your mind?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: I have a dog that has anxiety.

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Speaker 4: Oh I am confused how all these pieces go together?

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Speaker 6: Okay, you can stop. I don't actually have a dog.

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Speaker 3: What I actually just wanted to see if that would work,

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Speaker 2: Take Yeah, what are you talking about. You're gonna have

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Speaker 2: to be much more clear with us here.

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Speaker 3: So I'm still just about the move. And last weekend

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Speaker 3: I was out of the club with my girls and

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Speaker 3: we met this guy and he's got a PJ jet.

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Speaker 4: Oh, like PT cruiser or something.

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Speaker 7: Okay, you met a guy at a club that claims

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he has dogs, and so I made up my

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Speaker 3: If he would find me on his PJ to Arizona's.

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Speaker 1: Definitely another two question.

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Speaker 7: For sure, you're going to show up to his playing

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Speaker 7: even if he says yes, claiming you had a dog

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds like she's just trying to get the yes

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't want to fight com merciaal kind

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Speaker 7: See, you want this guy to spend whatever it costs,

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Speaker 5: I saw t pain show the world that it costs

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Speaker 1: That was one day.

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Speaker 5: I don't know how much they normally cost.

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Speaker 4: But you've met him once?

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Speaker 1: Ye, yeah, so much.

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Speaker 3: It was just once, and I didn't feel like I

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Speaker 1: That's so respectable, Thank you so much.

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Speaker 4: It's just such a wild request, like I wouldn't even

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Speaker 2: But Brook, we're obligated to help out our listeners in

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Speaker 2: this segment, no matter if it's with a really serious issue.

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Speaker 2: Or with the total scam. We're here for the people,

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Speaker 2: and that includes hot, selfish girls too, so let's not

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Speaker 7: I'm not against scamming super rich people with private jets.

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Speaker 4: I mean I will say that if.

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Speaker 5: We're humoring this, he may literally have a property in

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Speaker 5: Arizona and go, oh yeah, I haven't checked on my vacation.

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Speaker 1: Home in a while. Let's do it. It's a win win.

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Speaker 1: You're running.

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Speaker 2: So can do you have any actual romantic interest in

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean maybe I would go on a date

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Speaker 6: To bring me on the private jet.

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Speaker 4: I think you date.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 2: I like that you have standards set for yourself and

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Speaker 2: there's lines that you definitely won't cross.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure where they are, but yes you have them.

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Speaker 7: Can I just ask does he know anything about your

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Speaker 7: move because that piece of this plan is kind of unsexy.

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Speaker 5: No show up with like two hundred pieces of luggage?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Wait, you're not moving your stuff on the plane too,

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Speaker 4: are you?

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Speaker 3: Oh if it goes well, then maybe we can do

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Speaker 2: Oh that's nice. Faster, it's nicer. You get to have

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Speaker 1: I love that.

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Speaker 6: I think that would be perfect.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so what is the advice that you're looking to

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Speaker 2: get from us then?

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Speaker 1: With this cult?

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Speaker 6: So but how do I ask him? What do I say?

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Speaker 3: You might?

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Speaker 1: But we do ever work cut out for us?

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Speaker 2: Alexis may even need to be a part of this

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Speaker 2: advice giving sess, call me crazy, but you might actually

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Speaker 2: be helpful here because when we come back, we're going

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Speaker 2: to try to help Lily hit a ride on a

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Speaker 4: Yaxes.

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Speaker 1: That's what this segment has come to.

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Speaker 2: Look at us, it's your awkward Tuesday phone call, and

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Speaker 2: we're gonna do it right after this.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, it's awkward.

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Speaker 4: It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 5: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

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Speaker 2: Never in the history of this show have we had

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Speaker 2: a more dramatic request.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're actually right.

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Speaker 2: if it doesn't work, sadly she'll have to fly commercial.

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Speaker 1: A horror so it says they should be. But what

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Speaker 2: Well, she's moving from Miami to Scottsdale and does not

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Speaker 4: Hitch a ride with all her stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, as much.

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Speaker 1: What's your advice?

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Speaker 4: Well, I feel like you and this guy bonded over

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Speaker 6: And your dogs can be al in distress.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we might have to lean into that. Jose, what

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we can do that. Do you not realize we

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Speaker 1: We can play.

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Speaker 5: Dog sounds throughout the call or to make the dogs

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Speaker 4: Do we have any right now, do.

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Speaker 5: We have any jet?

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Speaker 4: We have this one if you want to play with me.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of a crazy idea.

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Speaker 6: But that's so perfect you like, of course.

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Speaker 5: More.

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Speaker 4: Scary dogs are gonna attack us.

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Speaker 6: That does sound like a big scary dog, but it's

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Speaker 6: a dog.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, if we need to prove your yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: All right, we'll have the dog sounds loaded up just

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Speaker 2: in case you need them, but you have our advice, Lily.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna step away and let you call this what's

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Speaker 2: his name?

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Speaker 4: Do we ever get?

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Speaker 1: I don't think we got his name? What is his name?

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Speaker 1: My dog is princess, No.

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Speaker 4: Fit a princess. That's what's funny about the.

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Speaker 1: Guy with the jet. What's his name?

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Speaker 6: Scott?

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Speaker 4: Sounds like a rich guy.

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Speaker 2: Alright, Well, we're gonna dial Scott and we'll see if

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go.

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Speaker 6: Hello, Hey, Hey, how's it going. This is Lily.

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Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, we met at the club last Saturday. Okay, cool,

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry. You're gonna have to be a little more specific.

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Speaker 6: Remember I was with the big group of women and

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Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, are you you're the one to uh

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Speaker 3: Oh no, that wasn't me.

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Speaker 3: You know. We talked about our dogs, and you told

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Speaker 6: And then I told you about my dog who has anxiety.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm okay. So what was your name again? Lily? Lily,

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Speaker 6: Lily Lily, Yeah, got it, Okay, I don't you know what.

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Speaker 6: I think I met more than one Lily that night,

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Speaker 3: Oh sorry, that's princess. I think she heard your voice

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Speaker 6: Think she likes you. Yeah, okay, that's no fun. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 6: so she likes her. This is this is cool. You called,

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Speaker 6: but I got a run. I'm in the middle of

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Speaker 6: We will catch up. Maybe i'll see at the club

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Speaker 3: Well, actually that's the problem.

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Speaker 6: I'm not going to be here anymore.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean.

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Speaker 6: So I got a new job as a dancer in Scottsdale.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I love Scottsdale. Do you that's awesome?

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Speaker 3: I oh, Princess down, stop stop, Oh god, she loves

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Speaker 3: You remember when I told you the princess house anxiety?

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Speaker 6: Sorry, she gets embarrassed when I talk about it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so she can't make that long drive, you know,

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Speaker 6: Just be crazy, you know. Yeah. See, look at that.

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Speaker 6: Every time I talk about about her anxiety, she just yeah,

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Speaker 3: No, she just gets anxious when I talk about anxiety.

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Speaker 6: And I know that you mentioned you have a private jet.

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Speaker 3: I did, Well, you were in a conversation about it

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 6: I was hoping that maybe because of Princess's anxiety, that

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Speaker 6: we could catch a ride with you. Wait, you really

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: No, he made it up.

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Speaker 4: What is Dodge.

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Speaker 1: Guys at the club in Miami making stuff up?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody else made up anything on this call.

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Speaker 6: Okay, somebody tell me what the heck's going on here?

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Speaker 6: Looking up on him?

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Speaker 2: Hold on first, Scott asked the question. He wants to

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Speaker 6: Okay, and why that.

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Speaker 4: Is a hard one day answer.

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Speaker 2: You have a lot of good questions, Scott, But basically

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Speaker 4: Yes, you know she was hoping to use your PJ.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys, it doesn't matter anymore.

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Speaker 6: It sounds like he doesn't even have a private chat.

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Speaker 2: Well, hold on, Lily, Lily, let's not forget you weren't

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Speaker 1: Either princess down talking to your owner right now.

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Speaker 6: There's no princess. I mean I don't even have a dog.

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Speaker 4: Oh you're just gonna tell him you don't even care?

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Speaker 1: I got so you're just like, what if his friend

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Speaker 5: Talking about one?

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Speaker 2: Okay, listen, we were under the impression, all of us

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Speaker 2: hoping that you could take her and help her move

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Speaker 3: She wanted.

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Speaker 4: She wanted to use your private jet as a U haul.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that is so messed up. Yeah, no, you're not

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Speaker 3: It was just lied to everybody at the club, Like

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Speaker 6: You lied about having a dog. That's worse than lying

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Speaker 6: about having a jet. No, it's not.

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Speaker 4: Scott. There's a dog. Didn't you hear it?

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Speaker 6: Yeah those are sound effects.

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Speaker 3: I don't have a dog.

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Speaker 2: You're just gonna fully blow it all right, Well, listen, Lily,

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Speaker 2: I don't think this guy can help you with what

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Speaker 5: No, brobably Rich like, were you on vacation or what like?

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Speaker 6: You know what, I don't have to tell you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Scott, I'm sorry that we did this

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Speaker 1: to you.

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Speaker 5: Lily.

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Speaker 2: This isn't gonna work out. But if you do find

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Speaker 6: I definitely will Brook would.

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Speaker 2: Love nothing more than to help you get on some

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Speaker 6: Oh, thank you guys so much.

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Speaker 4: I would love that private jet after private jest.

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Speaker 5: That's this may work really well.

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Speaker 1: Textan, do you have a private jet?

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Speaker 4: Have your assistant texting Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: It's amazing how quickly you can go from I think

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Speaker 2: I really like him and might even consider dating him

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Speaker 4: I don't know if she ever said she really liked him,

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Speaker 4: Yeah exaggeration, Yeah you don't even think. Yeah, she was

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, well yeah, so it didn't work out. I

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Speaker 5: I want to know more about him too, because he

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Speaker 4: She is going to be in a U haul listening

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Speaker 4: to this podcast, is what's going to end up happening?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, some poor other guys driving. No, No, she's going

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Speaker 4: Your time to shine, girl. You can do this.

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Speaker 2: You got this slowly, but honestly, you should probably get

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Speaker 5: You're going to make a lot of stomps on that

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Speaker 4: You're real heavy with that sound effect.

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Speaker 1: Try to make it believable. Maybe, yeah, maybe we went overboard.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, probably we have what we worked with. Those are

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Speaker 1: Email the show.

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Speaker 2: We'll load up the sound effects and help you call

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Speaker 2: whoever you need to call with an awkward Tuesday, make

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