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Speaker 1: Another week, another episode. You know how it goes.

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Speaker 2: People, Come on, It's me you boy, Eric Andre, and

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Speaker 2: thanks for tuning in to another illustrious episode of Bombing,

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Speaker 2: the podcast where I talk with friends, comedians, musicians, and

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Speaker 2: other creative people about their worst moments on stage, absolutely

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Speaker 2: tanking in front of a live audience. Our guest is

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Speaker 2: another good friend, the phenomenal hilarious Sarah Sherman aka Sarah Squirm.

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Speaker 2: She's on TV and you can find her touring her

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Speaker 3: Let's get into it Bombing with Eric Andre.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so tell us your have a list? Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: tell us you're bobbing? Sorry, what's the worst you ever

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Speaker 1: bobbed on stage?

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Speaker 4: Recently?

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Speaker 1: Oh? No, yes, no, I was doing.

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Speaker 4: A show at University of Connecticut.

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Speaker 1: Shout out, were you headlining or opening?

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Speaker 4: It was me and James Auston Johnson for SNL co headlining. Okay,

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Speaker 4: because listen, I'm just like you common people. I go

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Speaker 4: headline to Okay, it doesn't have to help me. And

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Speaker 4: we were both supposed to do I think like forty

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Speaker 4: five minutes. And it was parents weekend at Yukon, so

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Speaker 4: it's like also the parents like bringing the younger siblings.

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Speaker 4: They were like ten.

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Speaker 5: Year old, eleven year old mommy, daddy?

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Speaker 1: Why why are you think? What do they want?

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Speaker 4: Here's the thing, the job of the comedian, truly, I

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Speaker 4: believe this. If you're getting paid to do a show,

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Speaker 4: just get her done. Just just if I'm getting paid

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Speaker 4: to do a show. It's like I'm a mechanic, get

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Speaker 4: got to fix the car. Okay, So if you're gonna

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Speaker 4: I know I'm weak.

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Speaker 1: But if you're a jazz musician and they want death amount,

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Speaker 4: But it's like, if you're a jazz musician and you're

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Speaker 4: hired to do Parents begin at Yukon, just do parent

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Speaker 4: Just do that. And for some reason, I literally like, okay,

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Speaker 4: forty five minutes to the host Jake Nordwin, really funny

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Speaker 4: writer at ES and L was hosting the show and

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Speaker 4: he told a story where he was doing a stand

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Speaker 4: up show at Cornell and he in the story he's

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Speaker 4: bombing so hard at Cornell that somebody in the audience

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Speaker 4: stands up and says, we don't like this. So he

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Speaker 4: tells that story, and then he brings me up. And

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Speaker 4: then I'm literally pin drop crickets, silent bomb, shelter, blown out,

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Speaker 4: nuclear disaster zone, silence, bombing, bombing, bombing, like literally Heroshima

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Speaker 4: bombing forty five minutes. I'm twenty five minutes into complete

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Speaker 4: and total death, deathly hollows, silence, and a kid in

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Speaker 4: the bag, and goes, we.

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Speaker 1: Don't like that, No, So his story set up the

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Speaker 1: kid in the.

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Speaker 4: The kid got to like slam dunk a call back

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Speaker 4: from the previous thing.

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Speaker 6: He jo dude like literally standing ovation laughed, And I

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Speaker 6: still have like twenty minutes to go, And I didn't

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Speaker 6: even have a good comeback, like in the moment you always.

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Speaker 4: Wish you could have a good comeback, like I think

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Speaker 4: I just went like oh like O.

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Speaker 5: I went, but I went like I just didn't have it.

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Speaker 4: It was such a like like shot in the face,

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Speaker 4: like AK forty seven. Then I didn't I didn't have anything.

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Speaker 1: And then I all alone too. No one's on your

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Speaker 4: Point, that's the amazing thing about us. And hell dude,

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Speaker 4: like I coming from stand up, I've always been alone.

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Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden, it's like, wait a minute,

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Speaker 4: now I have a job wearing with other people because

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Speaker 4: you can bomb on us and now in a sketch,

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Speaker 4: but guess what you get like five and the people

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Speaker 4: with you on stage?

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, it can spread them could

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Speaker 1: spread the blame or like also that you didn't write

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Speaker 1: the sketch too, but your stand up you wrote.

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Speaker 4: So I've written the sketches that have bombed. I've written

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Speaker 4: sketches that have bombed, and then it takes everyone down

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Speaker 4: with me. But at least I don't have to go

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: But you look to your life, look to your right,

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Speaker 4: and you go like, eh, sorry, do.

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Speaker 1: You really have old school cue cards like from back

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Speaker 1: in the day, not a teleprompter written? Because the show

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Speaker 1: it it's a steampunk show.

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Speaker 4: It's a steampunk show.

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Speaker 7: They use technology from like fifty years ago. Commit hooves

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Speaker 7: to the pavement. It's literally, what what does that mean?

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Speaker 7: Hooves to the pavement?

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Speaker 1: We're going Who's to the pavement?

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Speaker 4: Locomotive style?

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Speaker 1: Hooves to the pavement is crazy.

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Speaker 4: Boots to the cobblestone steampunk. Okay, that's how we're going

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Speaker 4: We're going wrong old school.

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Speaker 1: There's somebody that writes the.

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Speaker 4: Because everything changes last minute, Like you could be changing

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Speaker 1: Changing were they changing last minute for so once that

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Speaker 4: Well it could literally be like we literally because it's

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Speaker 4: like live television, it could be like, oh, we literally

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Speaker 4: that you have to take thirty seconds out of your sketch.

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Speaker 4: So you're there doing like like Jigsaw puzzle, figuring out,

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Speaker 4: cutting shit out, how to like condense sketches because you're

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Speaker 4: like have to some some. There was a really popular

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Speaker 4: sketch this season called Lisa from Temecula that, like Chay

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Speaker 4: wrote on that like blew up when exploded, went totally

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Speaker 4: viral and it's really funny. And they were live editing.

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Speaker 5: That sketch while it was happening. No, yes, so like

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Speaker 1: Yes, Why make it so stressful? Who? What is the

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Speaker 1: point of that stress? Who is that for?

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Speaker 4: It's like me terror.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't need to be live either, just pre film it.

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Speaker 1: Why selling something like as lives like that's Stephen funk too,

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Speaker 1: like it's live baby, like so much. Sports need to

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Speaker 4: Nothing else people do watch s and I like at sports,

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Speaker 4: like they'll be like Sarah Sherman's having a flop of

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Speaker 4: a season.

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Speaker 5: I've been looking at her stats. She's in four sketchle.

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Speaker 1: You know that's not healthy. But there's no point to

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Speaker 1: filming Friday, Guess, and then you have your Saturday off.

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Speaker 4: Look what's happening. Look what's happening? What's happening? Look you're like,

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Speaker 4: I'm Eric andre I'm gonna ticted to my phone. I'm

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Speaker 4: adicted to Instagram, I'm gonnadicted to TikTok go. Guess what

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Speaker 4: how about I take you back to the good old

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Speaker 4: days of real live, razzle, dazzle, light him action, show business.

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Speaker 5: Honey, this is showbiz. This isn't TikTok Watch me make

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Speaker 1: This is Hollywood. You wouldn't have to be rewriting the

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Speaker 1: thing thirty seconds into the thing. You can film Friday,

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Speaker 1: then Saturday you have your whole week en off. You

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Speaker 4: Sleep and take a load of it's good. It's because

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Speaker 4: it's like, guess what when you're it's life, I have

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Speaker 4: to rewrite everything. Guess what. Guess what you're not doing

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Speaker 4: thinking about how miserable your stupid little life.

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Speaker 1: That's okay. So you like the pressure of itholism.

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Speaker 4: There was I had. So I get really nervous and

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Speaker 4: sometimes I like literally have to project out puke like

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Speaker 1: Really, yes, I was like that. I think I would

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Speaker 1: be addicted to like Xanax and Booze if I worked

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Speaker 1: on that show, because it seems like unbelievable.

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Speaker 4: Famously that happens.

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Speaker 1: Most people are, well, it's not.

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Speaker 4: Really, and actually it's not. The vibes at SNL right

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Speaker 4: now are not drugs, which is interesting. If coffee is a.

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Speaker 1: Drug, would lock me up a drug, famously.

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Speaker 4: But I what I am addicted to. The drug that

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Speaker 4: I am addicted to from SNL is zofran Caroin. It's

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Speaker 4: like it like literally magically stops you from puking because

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Speaker 4: I get nervous.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, have you really vomited fully before? You're

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Speaker 1: not hyper because it's you seem very brave. You don't

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Speaker 4: What are you talking about.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen you get nervous before performance.

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Speaker 4: You actually are the person who called me out for

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Speaker 4: my cope with nerves on stages, I will have like

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Speaker 4: laughter dysmorphia, and like literally people will be hooting and

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Speaker 4: I'll start doing the thing on stage rum like why

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Speaker 4: an't you guys laughing at this? Fucking idiots? And then

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Speaker 4: you literally after what I was opening for you on tour,

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Speaker 4: you were like, dude, stop saying you're bombing when.

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Speaker 1: You're not bombing. You're like, people do that.

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Speaker 4: You're like, why are you giving people?

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Speaker 1: Don't? Yeah, because then itsechs people out, sexy people out

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Speaker 1: that are laughing. They're like, is she bombing? I was

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Speaker 4: And I liked what you said. I can't remember exactly

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Speaker 4: You were like, don't for one second let people think that.

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Speaker 1: You're not confident.

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Speaker 4: Why would you do that? You're confident, you believe in yourself,

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Speaker 4: why are you even giving them?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 4: It was like amazing. And then the whole rest of

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Speaker 4: the tour, I was being good.

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Speaker 1: Shit, I was talking. I was just talking.

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Speaker 4: You're talking, you were on stage, or your dick tuck

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Speaker 4: between your ladies. But this drug that stops you from puking.

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Speaker 4: So I had to puke really badly. And I was

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Speaker 4: doing a sketch with Pedro Pascal where like everyone who was.

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Speaker 1: He so famous all of a sudden because I thought

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Speaker 1: he was amazing in Narcos. Oh he's got a new show,

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Speaker 1: I guess, Oh, the Mushroom Show. But the show is

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Speaker 1: anti mushroom.

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Speaker 4: Somebody told me, oh, because the evil guys are mushrooms.

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Speaker 1: I haven't watched it, to be honest, okay, but very attractive.

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Speaker 4: He's very hot, and I think everybody's like, I think

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Speaker 4: he's popping off right now because everyone's like, wait a minute,

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Speaker 4: he's been slaying this whole time, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: People are catching up right.

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Speaker 4: As opposed to people. You know, everyone always knows that

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Speaker 4: Eric Andre slays everybody.

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Speaker 1: That's true.

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Speaker 4: Everybody knows. Everybody's always saying Eric slays. Eric Slaze is.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true, but I'll take it.

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Speaker 1: I will take it. Now, tell me more about bombing.

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Speaker 4: Well, in the whole I'm telling you this. So in

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Speaker 4: the sketch Ye that I have to do with Pedro Pascal, yeah,

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Speaker 4: the whole time, people are saying crazy stuff to me,

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Speaker 4: and the whole sketch, all I do is go like hey,

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Speaker 4: I really had to peak my brains out but I couldn't,

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Speaker 4: so I took a zofran but it wasn't like the chewable,

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Speaker 4: Are you? Are you a sequel?

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Speaker 1: Am I a sequel?

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Speaker 1: I don't have that guy's career. I'm making three hundred

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Speaker 5: It's crazy. He has new ships.

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Speaker 5: That's why it's like I wish.

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Speaker 1: I think when you're like rich, like because what do

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Speaker 4: The jokes have evaporated into thin air. Yes, they've gotten

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Speaker 4: I'm the queen of not having jokes, so like I'm

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Speaker 1: With Ari Godre, all right, tell me more about bombing.

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Speaker 4: You're like you burnt through all your bombing stories already here.

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Speaker 4: Well because I'm like, obviously, bombing is so painful, but

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Speaker 4: Having to come on this podcast, I like actually had

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I like took. I can't do weed. Yeah, ego death

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Speaker 4: I write that down Hamilton, I had two weed mints

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Speaker 4: in the middle of the night, so I could run

442
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,639
Speaker 4: around in circles to tucker myself out because I was

443
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 4: like so jacked up. I was like wired. So it's like, okay,

444
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:17,439
Speaker 4: just take me to Grith the park. Well, I was like,

445
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 4: just save me. To the Griffith Park. I'm gonna run

446
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,320
Speaker 4: around circles until I get tuckered down and then I'll

447
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:24,399
Speaker 4: finally be tired after three days. And then I was

448
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 4: running around and I heard the coyotes or whatever, that's

449
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:28,320
Speaker 4: what they are.

450
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 5: Right, yeah, And I like, they're not gonna.

451
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:35,400
Speaker 1: They're in park, right, They're.

452
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,879
Speaker 4: Literally and so I hear them like cackling or whatever,

453
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,440
Speaker 4: and I get so wigged out that it's like great,

454
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 4: now I was up for three more days. So then

455
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,680
Speaker 4: I was like, Okay, how do I.

456
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,240
Speaker 1: Got to do a show?

457
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:52,000
Speaker 4: Like how do I come down from this? I'll take xanax,

458
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:56,400
Speaker 4: no problem. But then the xanax weirdly kind of makes

459
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:59,000
Speaker 4: me freaked. It like cracks me out in a weird

460
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:03,119
Speaker 4: way where it makes me anxious. Yeah, And so I

461
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:03,639
Speaker 4: was like.

462
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 1: I don't believe you.

463
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 4: It makes me, I think, because I'm like, I'm like zonked,

464
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,000
Speaker 4: And then I'm like, what's happen?

465
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:11,919
Speaker 1: Why is it?

466
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,359
Speaker 4: But it makes then I get like I'm still and

467
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 4: then I'm anxious about how it's making me turn into

468
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:22,439
Speaker 4: like a dufis kind of and so then I'm on,

469
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 4: like stand up is so physical, You're like you're reacting

470
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 4: in the moment to how an audience has reacted to you.

471
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 4: So your reflexes had to be on. And I'm literally like.

472
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,159
Speaker 1: You were on a weed min no sleep and then

473
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,720
Speaker 1: you took a xanax then you went on and I

474
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:41,160
Speaker 1: was like.

475
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:41,560
Speaker 4: Oh.

476
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 1: That stand. Why don't you just can't because I'm addicted?

477
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 1: What show?

478
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,959
Speaker 4: It was like at the satellite or whatever, And I

479
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:54,200
Speaker 4: was like like nah, And like someone was like, there's

480
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 4: like a Netflix exec here, and I was like and

481
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,199
Speaker 4: I think and and I did this bit like a

482
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 4: guided meditation bit thing. But because I was like so

483
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 4: like fried, I was like getting into my own meditation.

484
00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:11,399
Speaker 4: I was kind of like losing the plot. Like I

485
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 4: was kind of like do well, no, of course, not

486
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,679
Speaker 4: like sweating. I saw pictures of me and there's like

487
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,200
Speaker 4: a line are dripping down my face.

488
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 5: I can't perform.

489
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 1: I don't get.

490
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 4: Freaked up anymore, but I can't perform freaked up?

491
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:27,719
Speaker 1: What was freaked up?

492
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:27,920
Speaker 7: Man?

493
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:34,679
Speaker 1: Cracked out? Suited whack. You're like a nark from the

494
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,920
Speaker 1: ninety I am.

495
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 5: Weed is bad.

496
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 1: It's the worst joke. It's the worst joke I've ever done.

497
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 4: Lock her up?

498
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 1: We Lady Jane? All right, So you you came. You

499
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 1: started in the Midwest.

500
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 4: So I've had like you know, like me, I like

501
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 4: me getting on stage and being like I did a

502
00:24:56,119 --> 00:25:01,840
Speaker 4: show in Ohio once, like in this island and that's

503
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 4: like like literally in the middle of Lake Erie that

504
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:07,440
Speaker 4: you have to take a ferry together. It's cool, it's

505
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 4: like it's a party island. It's awful, like parrot heads.

506
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 4: But he's like a sunburnt like Hawaiian shirt. And I

507
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,479
Speaker 4: was like, I'm Jewish and someone went Schwitz and I

508
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 4: was like, I was literally like again I didn't have

509
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 4: a good comeback.

510
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 1: Bro, it's a crazy thing for somebody.

511
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 4: I'm Jewish Schwitz, I think. I was like, yeah, very good.

512
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,959
Speaker 4: That's like a lot of my bombs just like like

513
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:43,600
Speaker 4: not handling like I wish I had, like like like

514
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 4: that's all those clips that go viral online right now.

515
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 4: It's like epic stand.

516
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 5: Up comedian like totally destroyed.

517
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: One heck dot dot speechless.

518
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 4: He did a total fatality do this dot dot dot

519
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 4: heckler that just reminded me of another bomb. One time,

520
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 4: my first paid stand up gig, I had a joke

521
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,119
Speaker 4: that was like it was like about pubes or something,

522
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 4: and there was like a rhetorical question set up that

523
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,879
Speaker 4: was like why do you want women to be hairless?

524
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 4: Like so you could oil them up and send send

525
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:22,159
Speaker 4: them down a toboggan shoot or something like that was

526
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 4: a joke, not funny, it's okay, it's okay, it was

527
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 4: it was really it was like why do you want

528
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 4: a hairless woman? So you could oil him up and

529
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 4: send him down a toboggan shoot or something like that.

530
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 4: But the rhetorical question is like why do you want

531
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 4: a hairless woman? Or something? And like an old Irish

532
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,959
Speaker 4: guy who was like at an Irish pub literally six

533
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 4: people in the audience or something like that, he was like,

534
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:42,640
Speaker 4: I was like, why do you want a hairless woman?

535
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 1: He goes cause it feels good again?

536
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 4: No comeback, no comeback. I was like, awesome, what am

537
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 4: I supposed to say? Like I'm like, all I have

538
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,879
Speaker 4: is like, okay, you're a pedophile, Like I don't know

539
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 4: what it's.

540
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 1: You should have just like vibed out with them.

541
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 8: Report with Aridre. With Aridre, what's the worst bob you've

542
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 8: ever seen? Now that you were at a bar that

543
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 8: you just saw somebody going through some.

544
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 1: Ship Like I don't want to name. I'm like trying

545
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,119
Speaker 1: to like, can you can you can protect the innocent?

546
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 1: You say you can call them mister and missus A

547
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 1: or B or something.

548
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 4: Well, I hosted an open mic in Chicago three years

549
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 4: Cole's open Mic. Shout out my first comedy job ever

550
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 4: Coleman Bryce.

551
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,679
Speaker 5: Yes, he the legend paid me.

552
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,120
Speaker 4: That was my first comedy job was hosting an open

553
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 4: mic at Cole's Bar and awesome. Me and Rebecca O'Neil

554
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 4: hosted it, and we would put up like fifty comics

555
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 4: a night. So it's like, honey, what I want I've seen?

556
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 1: Do you remember a specific Uh, well.

557
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 4: There was a guy tweaked out on drugs who wouldn't

558
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 4: get off the stage and he was screaming that's cool, and.

559
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 5: So we had to like physically.

560
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 4: He had a physic We had to literally I had

561
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 4: to like call the bar guys like physically remove them.

562
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 4: So it was like, bro, we got to get through

563
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 4: fifty comics and you're on stage for longer than four

564
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 4: minutes and I'm gonna have to physically move you from

565
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 4: the stage. And he was like to weeaking. And then

566
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 4: like one time, oh, there was this guy there's because

567
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 4: we would get weirdos. There was an open mic, and

568
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 4: I like, all my ship like, I'm just like such,

569
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 4: you know, I'm not good at I'm not good at

570
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 4: saandam All my jokes are about being Jewish whatever. So

571
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 4: now this one you're supposed to say, you're amazing tucker

572
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 4: herself up. But I had like a lot of jokes

573
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 4: about being Jewish. And this guy gets up and he

574
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 4: was like, he.

575
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 5: Was like, I don't mind they get Jewish.

576
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 4: I'd suck and all that lone like I'd do something,

577
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 4: you know, he was like. And I was like, you don't.

578
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 1: Mind that I'm Jewish.

579
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 5: You'd suck on it all my life or something like that.

580
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 4: And he was like, I like you you do what

581
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 4: I read. I'd go freak mode on it.

582
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 5: He said, sound crazy.

583
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: And everyone was like, you're Jewish. Already to the races,

584
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 1: already shaky start. I suck on it all that.

585
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 4: I can't remember what what he said, something really good,

586
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 4: but he went in like graphic detail about what it

587
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 4: would be like to have sex with me and stand

588
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 4: up bit. That was his bit, and well he was

589
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 4: he was a little bit of a one of the

590
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 4: town characters. So honestly, it didn't really bomb that bad,

591
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 4: but he was like in graphic. Also, I can't remember

592
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,479
Speaker 4: if this is a one of the characters. He's one

593
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 4: of the town characters. And he was I don't want

594
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 4: to say one of his jokes on the podcast because

595
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 4: it's like he on the pod, because because it's like

596
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 4: I want him to have credit for this joke, and

597
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 4: I don't want to just like say a joke out

598
00:29:59,080 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 4: of turn that I.

599
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 1: Don't it doesn't matter, just say it is a guy

600
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 1: still doing stand up. I don't think he is well.

601
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 4: He he used to he I.

602
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 1: Guess was in that man's name, Tom Sigur.

603
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 4: Like in my memory, he had a joke that was

604
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 4: like a riff on like what is it?

605
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 1: What is it?

606
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 4: Puff puff pass? But he was like in prison and

607
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 4: he didn't have any teeth, and so he talked about

608
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 4: being in prison and doing a slurp slurp pass blow

609
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 4: drops again and so but it's like, again, this is

610
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 4: not my joke, and I want all credit to him.

611
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was like.

612
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 5: He said, and he would say that he sounds cool.

613
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 5: I mean I went up, I let it go up.

614
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 5: After he literally went on stage, was like I.

615
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 4: Hate Jews, but I free got you crazy.

616
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 1: I was like, all right into it. You were like.

617
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 4: He did.

618
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 1: He had.

619
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 4: Two words, my husband, that is literally the the Detroit bomb.

620
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 4: This is really good. Trouble is it already done?

621
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 1: Bored? We did keep going.

622
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 4: This is a good one. So it was like the

623
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 4: punk house in Detroit. We were doing a d I

624
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 4: Y touring and we were doing like we were like

625
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 4: playing with a bunch of noise people. We were doing

626
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 4: like d I Y houses, So Trouble Flex. The floor

627
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 4: was dirt and it was like all crusties, so it

628
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 4: was like more dogs there than people. And literally my

629
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 4: friend Ruby McAllister best comedian the planet was heckled by

630
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 4: a candle. A guy who was like tweaked out on

631
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 4: crazy drugs.

632
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: This is a drug, that's what you call them. A candle.

633
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 4: He was tweaked down on crazy drugs and he had

634
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 4: a like candlelabra candle lit and he just like walked

635
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 4: up to the stage like right against the lip of

636
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 4: the stage and just held a candle, a lit candle,

637
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 4: held a lit candle just like in her face. And

638
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 4: she was like, oh, I'm literally getting heckled by a candle.

639
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 4: And we all just like fucking bombed. And then there

640
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 4: was like the whole show. There was a guy in

641
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 4: the back of the venue scribbling on the walls with grayons.

642
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 4: And then there was a Jugglo in the back of

643
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 4: the house the whole time, sitting there silently in full

644
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 4: Jugglo makeup. And his name was Freshness. Shout out the

645
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 4: freshness of the juggler in the droit.

646
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: He came correct.

647
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 4: He had a sequin Fedora full juggler whoa bling shirt

648
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 4: with like like magic eight balls on it, and he

649
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 4: brought a little picture of me. He drew a picture.

650
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 1: Oh, he was like your first fan, first fan. Yeah,

651
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 1: that's sick.

652
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 4: He drew a picture of said, thank you Sarah for

653
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 4: bringing your Chicago comedy to Oh.

654
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 1: So he was like a sweetie, Pat, He was a sweetie.

655
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 4: But he saw the bomb, saw the candle.

656
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 5: Can you how threatening fire?

657
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 1: Well, this is hell chop, This is a hell chop,

658
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 1: This is the hell this is the hell chap tour

659
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: that you talked about.

660
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I went on tour with a show called

661
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Speaker 4: hell Trap Nightmare. And of course if you're going to

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Speaker 4: do a show called hell Drop Nightmare, you are going

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Speaker 4: to be inviting hell trap nightmare?

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Speaker 1: What was that door?

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Speaker 4: Like awesome? We were like sleeping in the bathtub, literally

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Speaker 4: like waking up. Everybody had bed bugs. We would like

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Speaker 4: do shows in like people's living rooms and then be like, hey,

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Speaker 4: do you guys have a microphone. They'd be like, no, sleeping.

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Speaker 1: Rust punk Squatter was like squatter literally squatters, right, it's

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Speaker 1: the Squatters.

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Speaker 4: And I was like doing my I would be like,

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Speaker 4: so I'm Jewish?

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Speaker 1: Are you guys eating like bread sandwiches?

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Speaker 4: We would like literally eat McDonald's every morning and then

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Speaker 4: be like, why do we feel sick? Any bugles? Wah wah?

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Speaker 4: Get an ice coffee from wah wah.

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Speaker 1: No nutrients in your body. The whole tour, the whole dour.

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Speaker 4: We would do like it was I mean it was

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Speaker 4: legitimately awesome because we'd be like we do like a

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Speaker 4: show in Pittsburgh with these performance artists who literally played

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Speaker 4: a scarf as an instrument.

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Speaker 1: It was were going to go see the Residents fifty

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Speaker 1: year anniversary and.

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Speaker 4: Pasted already it was in Manhattan, but we were going

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Speaker 4: to go. I literally texted you I got his tickets,

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Speaker 4: but then I have works. We couldn't go.

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Speaker 1: Wait you weren't even in town.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't.

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Speaker 1: But oh yeah, we'll wait for their seventy anniversary. Dude,

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Speaker 1: we missed it. Oh man, what you gonna invite me

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Speaker 1: to stuff? Man, I don't know. I was sitting my apartment.

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Speaker 1: I stare at the wall.

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Speaker 4: I buy it. Literally every single time I do anything,

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Speaker 4: I buy one ticket for me, one ticket for Dan,

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Speaker 4: and one ticket for and then I get every day

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Speaker 4: You're like, I'm at the next game.

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Speaker 1: I go, Thanks for I to two Knicks games.

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Speaker 4: Every single day. You go, I'm at the next gamp.

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Speaker 4: Oh I went to Gary Newman without you. That's what

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Speaker 4: I did.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm still upset. I the podcast would be twice

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Speaker 1: as long if you didn't do that to me. That's

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Speaker 1: why I'm kind of it short. No, this is actually

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Speaker 1: the longest episode.

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Speaker 4: Because you're like, I'm hungry, my allergies, I gotta go home.

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Speaker 5: Thanks for coming.

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Speaker 1: How do you want to end this?

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Speaker 4: I want to think of like a really good bomb

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Speaker 4: one time. One time I opened up for a metal

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Speaker 4: band and I really bombed. But I like doing those

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Speaker 4: shows like Black MIDI please have me open up for

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Speaker 4: you again. Even though I talked about how I bombed

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Speaker 4: opening for you, please seriously, I love you guys, You're

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Speaker 4: the best man. That was all me when I when

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Speaker 4: I'm well, because my bombs are huge because I literally

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Speaker 4: show videos of poopy buttholes and I was like, show

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Speaker 4: my video is a poopy butthole and this all right?

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Speaker 1: You already told that story.

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Speaker 4: No, it's a new one. I was opening for this

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Speaker 4: metal band and this guy.

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Speaker 5: Went fuck you news and everyone's like yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: And then the headliner band that got on, this punk band,

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Speaker 4: meat Wave, who is awesome, was like to whoever said

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Speaker 4: like they got a stage and they're like, whoever said,

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Speaker 4: Sarah squirm you suck fuck you Yeah? And then they

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Speaker 4: played cool music.

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Speaker 1: That's that's rough. Fuck you you haven't had that. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But I've only open up for bands maybe once or

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Speaker 1: twice and immediately realized it was bad and like, never

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Speaker 1: do it. Played played an outdoor played an outdoor festival.

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Speaker 1: I'd rather be in the perfect environment for stand up

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Speaker 1: and create a bunch of chaos than be in a

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Speaker 1: chaotic environment and try to keep up. It's way higher

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Speaker 1: stakes to go to the laugh factory, yes, or the

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Speaker 1: comedy store and throw shit all over the stage and

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Speaker 1: jump in the audience and be crazy because you're subverting

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Speaker 1: the convention. If you're already in an environment that's already

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Speaker 1: punk rock, there's kind of nowhere to go. Sure, So yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'd rather be like punk rock in the traditional environment.

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Speaker 4: Than like, I'd rather be a masochist and go into

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Speaker 4: a no win situation.

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Speaker 1: I've been in a million of them. I've been in

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Speaker 1: a million of those, but I no longer have the strength.

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Speaker 1: I can't even do a regular show. I can't read,

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Speaker 1: and I can't do a regular sh A Quarantine like

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Speaker 1: a different I drank so much in Quarantine that I

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Speaker 1: came out.

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Speaker 4: You had to read all those cocktail books.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. Oh yeah, I would read through

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Speaker 1: those like crazy.

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Speaker 5: Any other was Reading through a cocktail is ingredient.

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Speaker 1: When you get.

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Speaker 4: You're always like asking me, like what am I supposed

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Speaker 4: to think of? Like the conflict in the Middle East,

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Speaker 4: And I'll send you an I'm like, oh, thanks for

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Speaker 4: the question. Here's an article. I send you an article.

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Speaker 5: You can't read this reward ass.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, also, I'm on my phone already, so I'm

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Speaker 1: already distracted. I'm gonna stop down from Instagram to read

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Speaker 1: like some Grueling, Grim History and Instagram.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Sarah scrim give it up to God.

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Speaker 1: Good night, and I'll tell you where you didn't bomb.

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Speaker 1: This podcast.

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Speaker 3: With Air Condrey.

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Speaker 9: Olivia Aguilar and sound designed by Andy Harris and our

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