1 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:07,960 Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The 2 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:11,880 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. It's gonna be a rambunctious one too. 3 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:17,000 Speaker 1: Biden spoke today. By the way, there is just a 4 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:19,400 Speaker 1: quick heads up in case you don't know. You've seen 5 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:23,960 Speaker 1: stand up comedians. Right, stand up comedians. You'll see a 6 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:26,360 Speaker 1: television special of them. Remember you go out and you 7 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:29,120 Speaker 1: go see one in person. Nah haha, that was funny. Well, 8 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:31,760 Speaker 1: what you're watching the list of jokes. I know you 9 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:34,319 Speaker 1: already know this, but it's called a set list. They 10 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,479 Speaker 1: have a set list. Well, how do they come up 11 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:40,559 Speaker 1: with that? Initially, when they're doing all the writing and 12 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 1: coming up with the jokes, it's a lot longer. And 13 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:47,559 Speaker 1: then what they'll do they'll find tiny little venues and 14 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:50,920 Speaker 1: the venues that are real small, and they'll go do 15 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:53,239 Speaker 1: a set. They'll go do a comedy set and that 16 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:58,120 Speaker 1: venue and they're testing jokes. That's what they're doing. You're 17 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 1: the test subjects. You're writing a joke. You don't know 18 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 1: what's gonna land and what's not gonna land. It's actually 19 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,760 Speaker 1: one of the odd things about doing radio. There's no 20 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:09,160 Speaker 1: audience in the studio, so if you crack a joke. 21 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,679 Speaker 1: Everyone might be tear everyone might be in tears laughing. 22 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:15,839 Speaker 1: Everyone might think, oh, that was stupid. You have no idea. 23 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:18,360 Speaker 1: I don't know you ever laugh at anything I say 24 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:19,920 Speaker 1: unless you email me and tell me too, I have 25 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:24,240 Speaker 1: no idea, right But anyway, So they're testing material with 26 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 1: that test audience, and they'll do a few of these 27 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 1: and then they come up with a set list. From there, 28 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,960 Speaker 1: you take your best jokes, your jokes that did the best, 29 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,240 Speaker 1: and boom, that's your set list. And then you go 30 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 1: to city after city after city after city doing the 31 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:40,760 Speaker 1: same set. They don't change their sets from city to city. 32 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,160 Speaker 1: If you were to follow a comedian around, I used 33 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 1: to Nashville tonight and then Chicago tomorrow, you'd hear all 34 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,360 Speaker 1: the same jokes, all the same ones. That's how it works. 35 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:54,600 Speaker 1: Joe Biden has done that with his thirty year career. 36 00:01:55,520 --> 00:02:00,760 Speaker 1: Only Joe Biden during the initial phase, he forgot that 37 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:05,080 Speaker 1: he was supposed to take the good jokes and leave 38 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:09,040 Speaker 1: the bad jokes. And apparently he left all the good 39 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:12,119 Speaker 1: jokes and he took all the bad jokes that bombed, 40 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 1: and he made those his set lists. He got up, 41 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:17,360 Speaker 1: gave a speech again today and he said this line 42 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,800 Speaker 1: that he says so often when he sees there as 43 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,680 Speaker 1: a crowd and there's bleachers that are elevated, he says 44 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:35,880 Speaker 1: this every time, Hey, everybody, don't jump, don't jump, don't jump, 45 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,520 Speaker 1: and it always goes over just like that too. There's 46 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 1: never a laugh except for him, So again he forgot 47 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 1: he's supposed to wait for the laughs. But he has 48 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 1: this one set list of things he says, and it's 49 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:51,440 Speaker 1: all the worst jokes ever. It's hilarious, all right, It's 50 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:56,280 Speaker 1: offends some people. Doctor Jesse. I've heard that half of 51 00:02:56,400 --> 00:03:00,880 Speaker 1: Christians or registered to vote, but half of those or 52 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:03,959 Speaker 1: but anyway half or not. I don't get it. If 53 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:10,080 Speaker 1: that's true, why won't they vote well? Because American Christianity, 54 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 1: America's version of Christianity in many ways is steaming hot garbage, 55 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:21,639 Speaker 1: that's why. And American Christianity got that way because American 56 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:24,400 Speaker 1: Christians don't have any idea how good they've had it. 57 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 1: Now they're about to find out, but they don't have 58 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 1: any good idea how good they've had it. Because we 59 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 1: are a country that was founded by Christians. We have 60 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,880 Speaker 1: a Christian base in the country. That's what we's what 61 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: we're founded on. Remember, the founders told the states to 62 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 1: make churches, all right, there's no separation of church and state. 63 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:45,360 Speaker 1: That's a lie. It's not anywhere. That's a country. We 64 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 1: are Because of that, America has been an absurdly safe 65 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:57,160 Speaker 1: place to be a Christian. Oh, I mean oddly safe, 66 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:00,120 Speaker 1: you realize. I mean if you go read Christian to 67 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,000 Speaker 1: read the New Testament to figure this out. But if 68 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 1: you go read the Bible, they're all getting their heads 69 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:11,360 Speaker 1: cut off or burnt alive or something freaking horrible. John 70 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 1: who wrote Revelation was boiled in oil and didn't die 71 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:20,240 Speaker 1: ow And even today across the country, you'll look at 72 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:24,560 Speaker 1: places like Egypt, Christians ten Christians murdered on the way 73 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 1: to church. Christianity for its history and throughout the planet 74 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:36,640 Speaker 1: many places today Christianity it is you were. You were 75 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:40,200 Speaker 1: in danger if you were a practicing Christian. The culture 76 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 1: around you hate you, is foreign to you, and they 77 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:49,039 Speaker 1: want you to die or convert. That makes for Christians 78 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:52,800 Speaker 1: who are a bit harder, because situations are harder. Right now, 79 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,720 Speaker 1: as you listen to the sound of my voice freely, 80 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:59,520 Speaker 1: there's a Bible study happening in abasement in China, and 81 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:03,440 Speaker 1: if they it discovered somebody's getting their fingernails pulled out? 82 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,479 Speaker 1: Did you know that You've never had to experience that 83 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:11,240 Speaker 1: in your life. I haven't either. American Christianity, though, has 84 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:13,599 Speaker 1: never had that. We've never had it. We've had a 85 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:17,520 Speaker 1: culture that has very much reflected our values for the 86 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,840 Speaker 1: longest time. Now. It's not some perfect culture, right, but 87 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:22,760 Speaker 1: Christians aren't perfect either, furthest thing from it. But we've 88 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,240 Speaker 1: had a culture that reflected our values. And we've never 89 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:28,159 Speaker 1: been oppressed for being a Christian. If you walked around 90 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:32,039 Speaker 1: and maybe you're walking around right now with across across 91 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:36,600 Speaker 1: around your neck, across necklace, not once will somebody look 92 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,040 Speaker 1: at that, A ha, ha, look at this, Hey, look 93 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:41,719 Speaker 1: at this stupid Christian. That's just you're you're you're in 94 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:43,760 Speaker 1: a you're in a place where it's safe to be that. 95 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:49,960 Speaker 1: Because of that, it has made Christianity in America fat 96 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:55,680 Speaker 1: in weak, that's what it's made it, fat, weak, in complacent. 97 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,760 Speaker 1: And so what we have now, well, well here's what 98 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,840 Speaker 1: we should have. What we should have right now with 99 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:04,560 Speaker 1: the churches in this country, every denomination, I don't care 100 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,680 Speaker 1: and by the way, I'm including the Jews in this too, Chris, 101 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:08,480 Speaker 1: I don't think you're getting out of this. But every 102 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 1: church of the country and the Jews, they should be 103 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:19,480 Speaker 1: an army of voters, especially now when the stated platform 104 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:24,160 Speaker 1: of every national Democrat, the stated platform is the murder 105 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:27,120 Speaker 1: of any child up to the moment of birth, and 106 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:30,440 Speaker 1: if the abortion fails, you are to leave the baby 107 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:34,279 Speaker 1: on a steel tray to die of exposure. That is 108 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:37,040 Speaker 1: the stated position of every Democrat in the country. The 109 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:40,760 Speaker 1: stated position of every Democrat in the country is your 110 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:45,280 Speaker 1: teenage daughter or teenage son should be able to go 111 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:50,320 Speaker 1: have his genitals chopped off behind your back and without 112 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:54,919 Speaker 1: your permission. That is the stated policy of every Democrat 113 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:59,119 Speaker 1: in the country. That alone should have turned every church 114 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:04,479 Speaker 1: in America and synagogue into a voting army. You understand 115 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:09,200 Speaker 1: that your pastor at your church, he should be leading 116 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:15,080 Speaker 1: the entire congregation to the polls on November eighth and 117 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:19,360 Speaker 1: while they're telling them how to vote. But even that, 118 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,480 Speaker 1: maybe that made you uncomfortable, No, Jesse, yeah, I don't. 119 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:27,200 Speaker 1: I don't want him get involved in politics. Okay, enjoy 120 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,920 Speaker 1: living in Sodom and Gomorrah, because you do. You understand 121 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:34,160 Speaker 1: that Christians have the numbers right that if Christians would 122 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,880 Speaker 1: wake up and lay down that turn the other cheek, 123 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:40,000 Speaker 1: pathetic crap they've relied on forever and actually went out 124 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:43,000 Speaker 1: and fought for their children and their wives, that we 125 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:47,440 Speaker 1: could actually preserve something in this culture. Turn the other cheek. 126 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:51,800 Speaker 1: King David went out and cut off two hundred Philistine 127 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:55,320 Speaker 1: four skins, and you know what, he was called the 128 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:58,600 Speaker 1: man after God's own heart. Take your turn the other 129 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:02,680 Speaker 1: cheek crap and shove it. Go start fighting, fight for 130 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:07,560 Speaker 1: your kids, your grandkids, your wife. Do you take that? 131 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,120 Speaker 1: And don't you ever say that verse to me ever again? 132 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:12,480 Speaker 1: Not that there's anything wrong with the verse itself, it's 133 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:16,760 Speaker 1: the only one American Christians even, No, apparently the American 134 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:19,560 Speaker 1: Christian Bible is just that one verse, turn the other 135 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:26,520 Speaker 1: cheek guys, garbage. The American Church should be a mobilized 136 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:31,200 Speaker 1: army right now, given the evil of the left, should 137 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:35,640 Speaker 1: be a mobilized army, whether or not half of them 138 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,800 Speaker 1: don't even vote. I'll pray, you know, I think I'll 139 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,360 Speaker 1: just pray about I'm just gonna do some pray, pray, pray, 140 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:45,960 Speaker 1: and that family right now huddled in a Chinese basement 141 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:50,000 Speaker 1: doing a Bible study if there was an election tomorrow. 142 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:52,440 Speaker 1: Let's just say, hypothetically, if there was a free election 143 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:56,520 Speaker 1: tomorrow and one of the candidates was you know, the 144 00:08:56,559 --> 00:09:00,400 Speaker 1: communists who've been oppressing them, and the other candidates, that 145 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:04,040 Speaker 1: Christianity would be practiced freely in the country. In fact, 146 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:09,560 Speaker 1: Christianity would be adopted as China's national religion. Do you 147 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,560 Speaker 1: think that family would go out of that basement and 148 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:16,360 Speaker 1: go vote or would they turn the other cheek. We 149 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:22,520 Speaker 1: have a fat, soft, weak, pathetic Christianity in this country 150 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:27,400 Speaker 1: and it's dooming us. Your pastor should be the leader. 151 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,880 Speaker 1: I'm telling you how to vote when I come on 152 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:33,160 Speaker 1: here Monday through Friday night and I tell you this 153 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,920 Speaker 1: guy sucks. Vote for this guy. This guy sucks. It 154 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,640 Speaker 1: should be old news for you. You should have heard 155 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:41,280 Speaker 1: it in the pews on Sunday. You should have. But 156 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:44,440 Speaker 1: even that probably makes you uncomfortable. Keep the politics out 157 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:49,400 Speaker 1: of church. Really have the black liberation theology churches? Have? 158 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:51,839 Speaker 1: They kept it out of church. They've been telling their 159 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:54,079 Speaker 1: people how to vote for years, and their people have 160 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:59,240 Speaker 1: been doing it. Who's winning the culture war? That's why 161 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,280 Speaker 1: all Right told you it was gonna get offensive. If 162 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:02,800 Speaker 1: you're offended, I don't care. By the way, you can 163 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:04,320 Speaker 1: email me and let me know it still doesn't matter 164 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:07,560 Speaker 1: to me. Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. I 165 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:13,960 Speaker 1: am correct. Now, let's talk about helping widows and orphans, 166 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:18,840 Speaker 1: speaking of your wives and your children. We do forget. 167 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,360 Speaker 1: I include myself in this. We do forget far too 168 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:26,480 Speaker 1: often about the widows of first responders. You know, you'll 169 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,800 Speaker 1: wake up one day and you'll see, oh no, a 170 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:32,200 Speaker 1: cop got ambush, she got killed, dang it, and you'll 171 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,320 Speaker 1: be sad. Maybe you can give five bucks to a gift, 172 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:39,240 Speaker 1: send go or something, but we forget, we move on. 173 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:45,120 Speaker 1: You know who doesn't forget the widow, the children who 174 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:48,720 Speaker 1: never get to see their father again. I love Tunnel 175 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:52,040 Speaker 1: to Towers because Tunnel to Towers not only doesn't forget, 176 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:55,600 Speaker 1: they make sure I don't forget. They take those first 177 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:59,120 Speaker 1: responder widows and they pay off their mortgages. They take 178 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,560 Speaker 1: those first responder widows and they're building them an entire 179 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:04,440 Speaker 1: village just for them in Florida so they can come 180 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:07,880 Speaker 1: together and heal and have a new life. They ask 181 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:11,520 Speaker 1: you and me for eleven dollars a month go to 182 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:15,480 Speaker 1: t the number two t dot org and sign up 183 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:20,120 Speaker 1: to give eleven bucks a month T two t dot org. 184 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:25,560 Speaker 1: We'll be back. Miss something. There's a podcast getting on 185 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:32,240 Speaker 1: demand wherever podcasts are found, The Jesse Kelly Show in 186 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:37,600 Speaker 1: the Fields of Bodies Burning. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. 187 00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:39,760 Speaker 1: You know who Ossy Osbourne reminds me of when he 188 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:44,600 Speaker 1: sings me what, Chris, you don't know what it's like 189 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:47,200 Speaker 1: being a front man, all right, being a lead singer 190 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,880 Speaker 1: of a band. It's just unique, Chris. It's not something 191 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:53,280 Speaker 1: you would understand anything about. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. 192 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:58,360 Speaker 1: And I'm behind on the emails, so let's get to them. Hey, Jesse, 193 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:06,000 Speaker 1: you will grunty six years squid retired now small vinner vintner, Chris, 194 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:12,000 Speaker 1: what's a vintner? He curates wine, so he's a wine maker. 195 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,640 Speaker 1: What is curating wine not making wine? I don't know 196 00:12:16,679 --> 00:12:20,640 Speaker 1: anything about wine. Are they two different things? He's in 197 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,000 Speaker 1: charge of the okay, so he makes wine. He's in 198 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,920 Speaker 1: charge of the winery. Well, I feel like people intentionally 199 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,920 Speaker 1: trying to make me feel stupid. I don't know what 200 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,800 Speaker 1: these things are. I went to community college. I'm white 201 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:34,920 Speaker 1: trash Okay, I've never made wine. All right, No, Chris, 202 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:40,920 Speaker 1: I've never made wine. Gosh. Anyway, guy says, my son 203 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:44,080 Speaker 1: is an army Army ranger, daughter works in defense acquisition. 204 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:47,679 Speaker 1: The wife works for a military association. National security is 205 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:50,600 Speaker 1: a family thing. Since re'retiring in March, I found more 206 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,680 Speaker 1: time on my hands. So on and so forth. And 207 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:56,760 Speaker 1: then he goes into trying to get involved locally and 208 00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:01,480 Speaker 1: kind of getting the stiff arm well out, let me 209 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:07,040 Speaker 1: tell you something, and please hear me on this, because 210 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,280 Speaker 1: I almost guarantee it's the same thing in your area. 211 00:13:10,679 --> 00:13:12,520 Speaker 1: Remember I did told you the story about running for 212 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:15,480 Speaker 1: office earlier in the show and how I ran for Congress. 213 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,000 Speaker 1: You know what my first stop was when I wanted 214 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,679 Speaker 1: to run for congress? Because where would you go? I 215 00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:21,400 Speaker 1: don't know how to run for Congress? Like, is there 216 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,679 Speaker 1: a form I have to fill out? I've been really legit. 217 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,760 Speaker 1: I had no idea. So where did I go? First? 218 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:32,920 Speaker 1: I went down to the local Republican office whatever. Your 219 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,960 Speaker 1: county has a local office, maybe your city too, but 220 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,400 Speaker 1: you have a local Republican office somewhere where you are. 221 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:41,160 Speaker 1: And I went down into the local Republican office and 222 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,679 Speaker 1: there I am. I storm in the door. I said, hey, 223 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:48,000 Speaker 1: I'm running for Congress, and there are two or three 224 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:53,720 Speaker 1: people in there. They're like, okay, okay, well can you 225 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:56,200 Speaker 1: help me? I mean, where do I go? Do I 226 00:13:56,679 --> 00:13:59,400 Speaker 1: fill out a form? Or is there? Is there a 227 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,840 Speaker 1: campaignment and I can maybe hire? Is there? What do 228 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:04,480 Speaker 1: I do to run for office? Oh? I don't know. 229 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,960 Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe hey, can you take down his number? 230 00:14:08,679 --> 00:14:12,559 Speaker 1: We'll get let's ask Carol Carol. Carol should be back 231 00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:17,240 Speaker 1: from vacation next week. She'll call it your local GOP. 232 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:23,000 Speaker 1: Almost undoubtedly sucks. That's fine, that's fine. Again, we don't 233 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,240 Speaker 1: worship politics like the Communists do. That's all they do. 234 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,840 Speaker 1: What I'm telling you is this, if you're going to 235 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:33,480 Speaker 1: run for office, it's on you. You will figure it 236 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,360 Speaker 1: out as you go. You'll figure out the people who 237 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,280 Speaker 1: should be with you. You'll figure out your message, you'll 238 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:42,680 Speaker 1: figure out where you're going. Don't think that there's some 239 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:46,520 Speaker 1: team geared up and ready to go waiting for you 240 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:51,720 Speaker 1: to volunteer and help. There isn't. There isn't. However, that's 241 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:56,120 Speaker 1: the bad news. However, the good news is this, the 242 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:59,680 Speaker 1: Democrats have that team. Keep in mind that's why they 243 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,000 Speaker 1: own your local city. Yes, even your red city. They 244 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,160 Speaker 1: I guarantee they own your school board. If they're not 245 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,120 Speaker 1: in every school board seat, I bet that they have 246 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,600 Speaker 1: the majority. I bet you they own your city council. 247 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,960 Speaker 1: The good news is this, they are used to facing 248 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:17,200 Speaker 1: weapons grade losers always or usually, they're used to facing nobody. 249 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:20,400 Speaker 1: You understand, these communists run for school board unopposed all 250 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:24,440 Speaker 1: the time. Now and now people are motivated and people 251 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,840 Speaker 1: are getting involved, and what we have. You know how 252 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:30,560 Speaker 1: I just run off about American Christians being soft. American 253 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:35,040 Speaker 1: Communists are soft, especially at a local level, because they've 254 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:39,600 Speaker 1: never had to take on significant opposition at a local 255 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:42,360 Speaker 1: level at all. You watch, You're gonna run for your 256 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:46,200 Speaker 1: local school board, your local city council, and your opponent 257 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:49,200 Speaker 1: is going to be just mortified somebody even got in 258 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:53,520 Speaker 1: the race, let alone someone who's saying bad things about me. You, 259 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:57,960 Speaker 1: because you've been hardened by these people, You're ready to go. 260 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:03,720 Speaker 1: They been softened years and years of getting fat and 261 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,720 Speaker 1: weak and fat and weak, and now they're just a 262 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,920 Speaker 1: big fat cow out there on the prairie, just ready 263 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:13,760 Speaker 1: for you to go. Pounce. Legal and local, keep it going. 264 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:17,760 Speaker 1: All right, don't be disheartened if there's no one there 265 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:20,880 Speaker 1: to help, because most of your local people were idiots too. 266 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,600 Speaker 1: You know who's smart. You go figure it out and 267 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:29,760 Speaker 1: get it done. Dear part time radio host, I've been 268 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,640 Speaker 1: thinking about your commentary in regard to the amazing governor 269 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:36,600 Speaker 1: of California parading around the White House with paint swatches, 270 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:39,920 Speaker 1: tape measures and a stud finder. Can you explain how 271 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:43,880 Speaker 1: he could weasel his way into the Oval office sidestepping dome? 272 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:47,040 Speaker 1: Is there a precedent for this? Feels like we are 273 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,800 Speaker 1: in uncharted territory. Yes, I've been. We'll go over this 274 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:54,440 Speaker 1: Gavin Newsome thing here in a moment, and don't think, Yah, see, 275 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,320 Speaker 1: I'm not in California. I don't care. Believe me. You 276 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,760 Speaker 1: need to care about who Gavin Newsom is. Believe me, 277 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,520 Speaker 1: you do. Give me a second, Give me a second 278 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:05,200 Speaker 1: before I get to that. Let's get to this. Let's 279 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:10,560 Speaker 1: get to getting older. You know, there's all these warnings 280 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:13,000 Speaker 1: about getting older when you're young. You know about how 281 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,400 Speaker 1: you get tired and how this happens. So that happens, 282 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,320 Speaker 1: and it takes longer to heal. 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I 299 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:20,160 Speaker 1: should let you know this is a limited time thing, 300 00:18:20,359 --> 00:18:23,760 Speaker 1: so if it's your thing, sign up all right now. 301 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:28,080 Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom, let's get one thing out of the way first. 302 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:33,840 Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom is going to be more popular than you 303 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:38,040 Speaker 1: think he is. Don't yell at me or saved. Jesse, 304 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,360 Speaker 1: You're an idiot. Just hear me out. Hear me out. 305 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,720 Speaker 1: There's a difference between who you and I like and 306 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:49,600 Speaker 1: who will be popular with the public. I'll explain in 307 00:18:49,640 --> 00:19:01,920 Speaker 1: just a moment. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on 308 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:05,240 Speaker 1: an asked doctor Jesse Friday. Remember you can email the 309 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:09,320 Speaker 1: show Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at 310 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,680 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show dot com. All right, just to recap, 311 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:16,000 Speaker 1: the question was about Newsome, and I brought up that 312 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,840 Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom. I brought this up in earlier shows. Gavin 313 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:23,720 Speaker 1: Newsom went to Washington, DC and started meeting with White 314 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:30,080 Speaker 1: House staffers when Joe Biden left town. Wow, that's awkward. Hi, honey, 315 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:33,000 Speaker 1: I'm glad to be home. Why did the personal trainer 316 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:36,720 Speaker 1: come to the house. It's a little awkward, right, So 317 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:41,040 Speaker 1: what's going on there? Well, you have to understand a 318 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,199 Speaker 1: couple of things when it comes to the Gavin Newsome 319 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:50,440 Speaker 1: Dome Joe Biden thing. Dome and Joe Biden hate each other. 320 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:55,000 Speaker 1: Hate This has been confirmed staff or after staff or 321 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,400 Speaker 1: after staff or his leak this. They genuinely despise each other. 322 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:02,280 Speaker 1: Joe Biden picked Kamala Harris because Joe Biden is not 323 00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:04,520 Speaker 1: in control of his mouth. And he got up to 324 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,240 Speaker 1: a microphone one day, because this is what democrats do, 325 00:20:07,359 --> 00:20:09,720 Speaker 1: and he went looking for how many of the various 326 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,000 Speaker 1: victim groups he could appeal to, and he said, I'm 327 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:16,600 Speaker 1: gonna pick a woman, a black woman. Okay, well, now 328 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,840 Speaker 1: you got like two choices. So he ended up at Dome. 329 00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:24,600 Speaker 1: But Dome, remember this, she's a very ambitious human being. 330 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:30,240 Speaker 1: It's part of the reason she conducted herself the way 331 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,159 Speaker 1: she did to get her political start. This is one 332 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,520 Speaker 1: of those people. You probably met people like this in 333 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:40,280 Speaker 1: your life. They're just terrible to everyone because of their ambition. 334 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,600 Speaker 1: You have people like that at your work, I know 335 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:48,240 Speaker 1: you do. Everyone does well. Dome. Well, she jumped in 336 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:52,080 Speaker 1: the race, jumped in the presidential race, and initially they 337 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,280 Speaker 1: fell in love with her, right, Oh my goodness. Look 338 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:56,200 Speaker 1: it's a black woman. To the media fell all over 339 00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:00,639 Speaker 1: But she's just awful. There's no way around it. No 340 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:07,840 Speaker 1: just no personality, no charisma. Awful. Biden still choser after 341 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:13,000 Speaker 1: Kamala Harris called him a racist during the debates. Remember 342 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,520 Speaker 1: that's the go to Democrat insults, so they used that 343 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,760 Speaker 1: with each other too. She essentially called him a Jim 344 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:24,320 Speaker 1: Crow guy. Well, Jill Biden hated her after that. Besides, 345 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:29,000 Speaker 1: they hate each other. So Dome, who was going to 346 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,000 Speaker 1: be the heir apparent if she was popular, is now 347 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,960 Speaker 1: even more unpopular than Joe, which is very, very difficult, 348 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:40,960 Speaker 1: which brings us to Gavin Newsom. Gavin Newsom is now 349 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,920 Speaker 1: I hate him, okay, but I hate Barack Obama two 350 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:48,480 Speaker 1: while still able to acknowledge he's a wildly charismatic guy 351 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:52,200 Speaker 1: and he was really really good at politics. So much 352 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,040 Speaker 1: of what you see right now is because Barack Obama 353 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:58,520 Speaker 1: filled up the entire administrative state with committed communists. That's 354 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,679 Speaker 1: that's why Joe Biden gets the xtory of doing what 355 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:08,159 Speaker 1: he does right now. Gavin Newsom is dangerous. Jesse, No, 356 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:13,040 Speaker 1: he sucks. Stop stop, that's how children talk. I know 357 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,800 Speaker 1: he sucks. I don't need to be lectured that he sucks. 358 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,680 Speaker 1: I hate him as much as you hate him. I'd 359 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,520 Speaker 1: always sucks. I'm not talking about you. I'm not worried 360 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:24,439 Speaker 1: about you. You're fine. I'm worried about your idiot neighbor 361 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,879 Speaker 1: who barely watches and barely pays attention I'll tell you what. 362 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,199 Speaker 1: Who I'm worried about my idiot neighbor. I have an 363 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:33,840 Speaker 1: idiot neighbor, and he has an idiot wife. And get this, this, 364 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,560 Speaker 1: this is what I mean. We were having a conversation 365 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,639 Speaker 1: the other night about the upcoming Republican primary, and I 366 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,520 Speaker 1: gave him my theory. I've told you a many times. 367 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,359 Speaker 1: I think Heavy D and Trump are going to run 368 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:46,479 Speaker 1: against each other anyway, and I think I think they should. 369 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,160 Speaker 1: I think they should run against each other and beat 370 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,560 Speaker 1: each other up and may the best man win and 371 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,680 Speaker 1: then we'll all win. Whatever. But I was having that 372 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,200 Speaker 1: conversation with him the other night and he said, man, 373 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:59,520 Speaker 1: Trump can't run again. I said, why not. I'm telling 374 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,360 Speaker 1: you what. I'm not sure if I'm gonna vote for him. 375 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,240 Speaker 1: And I'm telling you right now. My wife, she was 376 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,240 Speaker 1: sitting right there, she won't vote for him again. Now, 377 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:10,919 Speaker 1: these are quote Republicans. And I said, okay, even if 378 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,800 Speaker 1: you hate Donald Trump. So you're telling me, if Trump 379 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:19,240 Speaker 1: wins the nomination and he's the Republican nominee, you're gonna 380 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,240 Speaker 1: go vote for Joe Biden. Yeah, she won't vote for Trump. 381 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,040 Speaker 1: I know you're mad right now, but you have to 382 00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:30,600 Speaker 1: understand how many of those people exist out there. That's 383 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:34,360 Speaker 1: why I bring up Gavin Newsom. You think to yourself, 384 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:37,640 Speaker 1: because you know the issues, you think to yourself, he's 385 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:41,200 Speaker 1: a crazy communist piece of trash. He's wrecked his state, 386 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,280 Speaker 1: he's done all that. That's how I think, too, right. 387 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:47,119 Speaker 1: But remember, you don't win elections. I don't win elections. 388 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,080 Speaker 1: We should. It should just be up to us. It's 389 00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:54,720 Speaker 1: not the low info loser neighbor of yours who didn't 390 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:59,000 Speaker 1: like Trump's tweets. He's the one who wins and loses elections. 391 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:04,320 Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom is a young especially compared to what we 392 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:09,840 Speaker 1: have now, a young, good looking California dude slicked back here. 393 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:13,440 Speaker 1: Do you think that suburban mom and my neighborhood who 394 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,880 Speaker 1: thinks Trump's a mini make mean face? Do you think 395 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:20,080 Speaker 1: she'll like what Gavin Newsom puts out there? Hey, what's 396 00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:22,639 Speaker 1: going on in America? Anyway? Let me grab my hair 397 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:26,159 Speaker 1: jail real quick. It's me Gavin, just being good looking. 398 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,199 Speaker 1: Got a solar panel for you. How's that sound? Anyway? 399 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,000 Speaker 1: Vote for Gavin? How hard do you think it's gonna 400 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,960 Speaker 1: be to convince that woman to vote for him? She's 401 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:38,080 Speaker 1: voting for him. She is be more afraid of Gavin 402 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:43,359 Speaker 1: Newsom than you are, and he has a gigantic war chest. 403 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:48,040 Speaker 1: Because California has such people don't understand how much money 404 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:51,520 Speaker 1: California has, how wealthy it is. This used to be 405 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,720 Speaker 1: the case. I think it still is. If not, it's 406 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,960 Speaker 1: very close. It used to be the case that if 407 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,840 Speaker 1: California broke off from America and became its own country, 408 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,159 Speaker 1: which sounds awesome, but it broke off from America and 409 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,160 Speaker 1: became its own country country, it would be the fifth 410 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,959 Speaker 1: largest economy in the world. It's still true. Okay, it's 411 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:11,600 Speaker 1: still true. Yeah, it's a juggernaut. So if you're running 412 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,239 Speaker 1: for office there and you managed to lock down the 413 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:19,080 Speaker 1: California donor money, you already have a huge leg up 414 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:23,320 Speaker 1: on some senator from Vermont who's trying to raise enough 415 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,520 Speaker 1: money to run for president. Actually wasn't meaning to take 416 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,240 Speaker 1: a shot at Bernie there, But that's still funny, dear Oracle, 417 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,879 Speaker 1: Since you were the oracle of all things, I figure 418 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,160 Speaker 1: there isn't any area of your life where you wouldn't 419 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:40,520 Speaker 1: be the world's foremost expert. That's correct, Chris, What Chris, 420 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,320 Speaker 1: I think He's right about that. Anyway. I'm a forty 421 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,800 Speaker 1: one year old fellow that loves the Lord in this country. 422 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,359 Speaker 1: I have a great profession in the medical field and 423 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,800 Speaker 1: have an almost symmetrical face, he said, I mean, no 424 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,680 Speaker 1: one can touch yours. I love the outdoors. I can 425 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:58,399 Speaker 1: cook nearly anything except that kosher stuff Chris eats. And 426 00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:01,000 Speaker 1: more importantly, I believe every last word of the Bible, 427 00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:04,320 Speaker 1: every word, Chris, not just the Old Testament. Anyway, I 428 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:08,040 Speaker 1: find it increasingly hard to meet dimes who share the 429 00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:11,720 Speaker 1: same love, even in a red state of Texas. Have 430 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:15,840 Speaker 1: any tips or leads or on some available dimes ps, 431 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:19,040 Speaker 1: He says, why do the vast majority of broads these 432 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:22,119 Speaker 1: days have zero idea how to cook or want to? 433 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:27,680 Speaker 1: Thanks and God bless his name is Joel. Joel. First, 434 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:31,080 Speaker 1: let's address the last question. First, why don't women want 435 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,720 Speaker 1: to cook today? Well, for the same reason, so many 436 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:37,639 Speaker 1: men are a bunch of pathetic weaklings these days. We 437 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:42,000 Speaker 1: don't raise men and women now to be men and women. Instead, 438 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,640 Speaker 1: we do this American, you can be anything you want 439 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,480 Speaker 1: to be. You know what I tell my sons. I 440 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,640 Speaker 1: tell my sons you better get yourself a good job 441 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,639 Speaker 1: so you can provide a good life for your wife 442 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,359 Speaker 1: one day, and so you can provide food and shelter 443 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,879 Speaker 1: for your children. But what if I want to backpack 444 00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:01,400 Speaker 1: through Europe? Backpack through Europe? Shut up, hippy, go get 445 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,680 Speaker 1: a freaking job, all right. You have an obligation as 446 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:08,120 Speaker 1: a man to provide for your woman, to love her 447 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,720 Speaker 1: and provide for her and protect her. Ladies, you have 448 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:15,359 Speaker 1: an obligation to care for and support your husband. But 449 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,399 Speaker 1: we don't tell people that way. We don't tell people 450 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,560 Speaker 1: that these days. We tell all you can be anything. 451 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:23,560 Speaker 1: You know what you need a career, don't let that 452 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,520 Speaker 1: man hold you back. And soon she's forty and can't 453 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:32,159 Speaker 1: make kraftmack and she can't seem to find a man man. Ladies, 454 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,920 Speaker 1: you get what you put into it, like anything else. 455 00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,280 Speaker 1: As for where you're going to find a dime as 456 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,200 Speaker 1: a forty one year old in the state of Texas, brother, 457 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,960 Speaker 1: I know it's obvious you need to go church shop. 458 00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:46,760 Speaker 1: Don't think it's bad you're looking for dimes at church 459 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,600 Speaker 1: if you but the last time you've been at church, Chris, 460 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,959 Speaker 1: I know it's probably been a while for you. Chicks 461 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,199 Speaker 1: are smoking hot in church and she's gonna share at 462 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:57,119 Speaker 1: least some of your values out there. The fact that 463 00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,919 Speaker 1: she's in church alone mean she shares your value. Church 464 00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:04,080 Speaker 1: is where you're gonna find your dime, ladies, not just church. 465 00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:06,520 Speaker 1: If I was a lady looking for a dude these days, 466 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,360 Speaker 1: I go to the gun range. You'll get yourself some lessons. 467 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,560 Speaker 1: Oh he was so nice to me. Yeah, I'm sure 468 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:16,440 Speaker 1: he was, lady. All right. Speaking of which, let's go 469 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:21,320 Speaker 1: to Israel together next July. We're going to Israel July 470 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:25,119 Speaker 1: seventeenth to the twenty third. The Jesse Kelly Show family 471 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,960 Speaker 1: is going to Israel. Even Chris. We don't have word 472 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,040 Speaker 1: on whether or not he's gonna go to synagogue over there. 473 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,399 Speaker 1: To'll be fine whatever he'll have to miss that day. 474 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,280 Speaker 1: But we're all going to tour the Holy Land together. 475 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,440 Speaker 1: If you want to join, you can. You have to 476 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:44,280 Speaker 1: go to Christian Expedition dot com slash Jesse. That's Christian 477 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:49,360 Speaker 1: Expedition dot com slash Jesse, or you can call eight 478 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:53,480 Speaker 1: seven seven two three four three zero zero two. We're 479 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:57,440 Speaker 1: gonna spend ten days nerding out on all the history 480 00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,200 Speaker 1: and the Holy Land. It's going to be fun. Yes, 481 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:03,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there. So's the fam Sadly, So's Chris 482 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:10,440 Speaker 1: Christian Expedition dot com slash Jesse feeling a little stocky, 483 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:15,520 Speaker 1: Follow like and subscribe on social at Jesse Kelly Show. 484 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:25,320 Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment on an ask Doctor 485 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:29,760 Speaker 1: Jesse Friday. Don't worry. I don't worry. Right back here Monday, 486 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,880 Speaker 1: as long as I don't get food poisoning again. This 487 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:35,040 Speaker 1: all quit, quit, don't yell anymore. As long as I 488 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,880 Speaker 1: don't get food poising, We'll be back here Monday, Monday's 489 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,320 Speaker 1: Medal of Honor Monday. We missed last week, so we 490 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:44,120 Speaker 1: only have a short time left together. Let's get to 491 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,720 Speaker 1: some more questions. My man, lurch. That's not nice. As 492 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:51,200 Speaker 1: I saw people turn against AOC, I wonder what will 493 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:54,880 Speaker 1: happen when ANTIFA finds out that they've been getting screwed 494 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:59,400 Speaker 1: over as well. Well, we've talked about this before. That 495 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:03,640 Speaker 1: is in and the wonderful thing. The Antifas of the world, 496 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:07,640 Speaker 1: the blms of the world, the climate change nutters gluing 497 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:11,440 Speaker 1: themselves to the roads, all the all these people, they 498 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:14,719 Speaker 1: all think in the end that they're going to have 499 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,760 Speaker 1: some of the power. They all think they're going to 500 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,840 Speaker 1: have a seat at the table. Let's go back to 501 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:25,200 Speaker 1: our good friend KGB defector Yuri Besmanov, who lays it 502 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,360 Speaker 1: out pretty well how it's going to end for them. 503 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:31,080 Speaker 1: Thing was done under the guidance of the Soviet embassy 504 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,680 Speaker 1: in Hanoi, and same thing I was doing in New Delhi. 505 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,640 Speaker 1: To my horror, I discovered it in the files where 506 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:40,920 Speaker 1: people were doomed to execution. There were names of pro 507 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:46,600 Speaker 1: Soviet journalists with whom I was personally friendly. Yes, they 508 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:51,200 Speaker 1: were idealistically minded leftists who made several visits to us, 509 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:55,840 Speaker 1: and yet the KGB decided that calm revolution or drastic 510 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,320 Speaker 1: changes in political structure of India, they will have to go. 511 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:04,560 Speaker 1: Why is that because they know too much? Simply because 512 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:09,080 Speaker 1: it's the useful idiots, the leftists who are idealistically believing 513 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:13,280 Speaker 1: in the beauty of Soviet socialists or communists or whatever system. 514 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,680 Speaker 1: When they get dissillusion, they become the worst enemies. That's 515 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:21,120 Speaker 1: why my KGB instructors specifically made a point never bother 516 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:26,640 Speaker 1: the leftists. Forget about these political prostitutes. Aim higher. This 517 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:32,840 Speaker 1: was my instruction. Try to get into large circulation established 518 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:40,880 Speaker 1: conservative media reach feelthy each moviemakers, intellectuals, so called academic circles, cynical, 519 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:44,080 Speaker 1: ecocentric people who can look into your eyes with angelic 520 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:47,280 Speaker 1: expression and tell you a lie. These are the most 521 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:51,200 Speaker 1: recruitable people. People who lack moral principles, who are either 522 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:56,560 Speaker 1: too greedy or to suffer from self importance. They feel 523 00:31:56,560 --> 00:32:01,120 Speaker 1: that they matter a lot. These are the people who 524 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:05,560 Speaker 1: KGB wanted very much to recruit, but to eliminate the others, 525 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:08,320 Speaker 1: to execute the others. Don't they serve some purpose? Wouldn't 526 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,960 Speaker 1: they be the one? They deserve? Purpose only at the 527 00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:14,680 Speaker 1: stage of distabilization of a nation. For example, You're left 528 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:20,600 Speaker 1: pay attention here. They serve a purpose only to destabilize 529 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:26,800 Speaker 1: all the blm Antifa animals burning down cities, climate change nutters, 530 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:32,280 Speaker 1: gluing themselves to things, the LGBTQ demon mob out there 531 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:36,320 Speaker 1: disrupting families, breaking things up. This is who they are. 532 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,400 Speaker 1: He's about to describe them. This is who they are, 533 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,760 Speaker 1: and this is how it ends for all of us 534 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,160 Speaker 1: in the United States, all this professors and all this 535 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:48,200 Speaker 1: beautiful civil rights defenders, they are instrumental in the process 536 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:54,480 Speaker 1: of the subversion. Only to distabilize a nation. When their 537 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:58,040 Speaker 1: job is completed, they're not They're not needed anymore. They 538 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:02,000 Speaker 1: know too much, some of them. When they get disillusion 539 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,360 Speaker 1: when they see that Marcus Lennon has come to power, 540 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,880 Speaker 1: obviously they get offended. They think that they will come 541 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:10,400 Speaker 1: to power. That will never happen. Of course, they will 542 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:15,520 Speaker 1: be lined up against the wall and shot the Antifa's 543 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:20,920 Speaker 1: of the world as soon as the count the revolution 544 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:23,920 Speaker 1: that they're doing in our country, as soon as it's complete, 545 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,080 Speaker 1: as soon as it's reached its final form. It hasn't yet, 546 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,120 Speaker 1: it's well along the way. But as soon as it's 547 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:34,320 Speaker 1: reached its final form, that FBI who's been covering for Antifa, O, boy, 548 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,960 Speaker 1: they're not going to be covering form in the end, 549 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,800 Speaker 1: they'll be kicking indoors and bashing in skulls and all 550 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:44,760 Speaker 1: that street activism that is encouraged now, all that communist 551 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:49,040 Speaker 1: street activism. You watch it all all pop vanish just 552 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:53,560 Speaker 1: like a fart in. Now, let's talk about something really 553 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:58,480 Speaker 1: quickly here. Let's talk about your health. Let's talk about 554 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:02,720 Speaker 1: the fact that our medic institutions suck. Remember you know 555 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,280 Speaker 1: how I told you my sons how he or my son, 556 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,120 Speaker 1: how he hurt himself. The other day he fell. He 557 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,880 Speaker 1: was working out and a gym fell out or fell, 558 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,560 Speaker 1: it's a long story. Banged up his arm. Had to 559 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,880 Speaker 1: take himTo the doctor at the doctor's office, not even kidding, 560 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,520 Speaker 1: at the doctor's office for a broken arm. And the 561 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:26,480 Speaker 1: doctor says, how has he got his COVID vaccine yet? No? 562 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:31,480 Speaker 1: All right, should we get him one? H No, I 563 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:34,280 Speaker 1: actually really don't want him to have a heart attack. 564 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,520 Speaker 1: And why are you talking to me about a COVID 565 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,600 Speaker 1: vaccine when I'm here for a broken arm our. Medical 566 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:45,360 Speaker 1: institutions suck, They're wretched in this country. We have to 567 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:49,080 Speaker 1: take better care of our health on our own. Go 568 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:53,719 Speaker 1: to Chalk. Go to choq dot com. Chalk what you're 569 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:58,120 Speaker 1: gonna find. There's a male Vitality stack that'll keep you 570 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:01,200 Speaker 1: out of the freaking doctor's office. 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However, you remind you reminded 579 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,000 Speaker 1: me of my first experience with the Jesse Kelly Show. 580 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:45,560 Speaker 1: It's been some time now, but for your new listeners, 581 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:51,360 Speaker 1: could you please retell the story of Dysenterry, the heroic 582 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:55,400 Speaker 1: tale of clinching in a foreign land. I've been hooked 583 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:59,799 Speaker 1: on the Jesse Kelly Show ever since it's from Wesley. 584 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,759 Speaker 1: I don't want to tell that story again. I don't 585 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,920 Speaker 1: know what you know what. I'm such a kind hearted, 586 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:09,319 Speaker 1: gentle person that I don't know why you all love 587 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:12,560 Speaker 1: my pain. You all seem to love the fact that 588 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,120 Speaker 1: you can hurt me. I don't understand it. Maybe I'll 589 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:18,520 Speaker 1: tell the dysentery story on Monday. Maybe I won't. Maybe 590 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,480 Speaker 1: you don't deserve it anymore, just because you want to 591 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:27,640 Speaker 1: see me hurt. Dear symmetrical symmetric co Queso question, when 592 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,319 Speaker 1: you were hob nobbing with Clay and Buck, did y'all 593 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:33,560 Speaker 1: hug hello and goodbye? If so? Why? If not? Why 594 00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:37,120 Speaker 1: not that your height is there much patting on the back. 595 00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:41,480 Speaker 1: All right, I'm all down. I'm a hugger. I'm all 596 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:46,680 Speaker 1: down with hugs. Uh. I don't remember if I hugged 597 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:50,520 Speaker 1: Clay and Buck, but I would. I would hug. Yeah, 598 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,680 Speaker 1: it's probably depending on how close you are type thing. 599 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,480 Speaker 1: But I hug. I hugged dudes. I hug chicks. I 600 00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,919 Speaker 1: hug everything. I know. Sometimes with the chicks, you gotta 601 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,680 Speaker 1: be careful out there as you got to give him 602 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:03,759 Speaker 1: the old side hug. How are you? Sometimes you don't 603 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,920 Speaker 1: your sister. You gotta just go full bear hug or 604 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,360 Speaker 1: something like that. Or if you're Joe Biden and she's nine, 605 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,480 Speaker 1: But either way, you get what. Chris. It's fine. We 606 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,839 Speaker 1: can make jokes. But now I'm a hugger. I'm all 607 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,200 Speaker 1: down for hugging. When we hang out in Israel, if 608 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,000 Speaker 1: you want to hug, we can hug. Now. Don't make 609 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,120 Speaker 1: it weird, don't put your hand on my butt, and 610 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,640 Speaker 1: don't think we're gonna hug all the time. But I'm 611 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,560 Speaker 1: fine with hugging. Look, I'm a world class hugger, Chris, 612 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,040 Speaker 1: because my arms what, Chris, I'm one of the best. 613 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:32,000 Speaker 1: My arms are so long. Oh, have you wrapped up 614 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:35,080 Speaker 1: like a cocoon baby? Wait that you know what, It 615 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,399 Speaker 1: just got awkward. I'm leaving, that's all.