Speaker 1: I'm sleeping a lot better these days, Brodie. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: and you're not the only one, because I'm sleeping better
Speaker 1: for the same reason you're sleeping better because we both
Speaker 1: got our gravity blankets. Having a weighted blanket over you
Speaker 1: brings me back to the days when my mom was
Speaker 1: cuddling me. There's a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: relieves stress. It relieves anxiety to have a weighted blanket.
Speaker 1: And we're talking the five pounds, depending on how large
Speaker 1: of a person you are. I used the twenty pound
Speaker 1: blanket and it's silky smooth. And the color did you get?
Speaker 1: I have gray, charcoal, gray, I have blue and gray.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why we have three in the house.
Speaker 1: I got one from me, which my wife took, and
Speaker 1: I got him from my kids because one of my
Speaker 1: kids has a little bit of anxiety at times, and
Speaker 1: so she sleeps with that and it calms her down
Speaker 1: because it makes it feel, you know, hugged, embraced right,
Speaker 1: swaddled right. And my another one of my daughter's away
Speaker 1: at college and she was like a little worried to
Speaker 1: be away from home, and so she we got the
Speaker 1: blanket for her, and she loves it. She was like,
Speaker 1: I I sleep, but her first month that school she
Speaker 1: wasn't sleeping. I said, you know what, let me get
Speaker 1: you a Gravity blanket. I got of the fifteen pound
Speaker 1: one and she sleeps better now because it makes her
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Speaker 1: Really they both have so much to say. Who does
Speaker 1: you know their names? The Boys back into a podcast
Speaker 1: again one the Boys podcast. A lot of people were
Speaker 1: tweeting us, going, I get back, I need an episode.
Speaker 1: But the good thing is a bunch of people were like,
Speaker 1: well I went back and listen to the eighty again.
Speaker 1: I'm okay, give us. So it's like I'm watching the Fit,
Speaker 1: your favorite repeat episode of Friends. Someone DMV and said,
Speaker 1: I already listened in order. Can I just jump in
Speaker 1: at like I like thirty seven? Sure? I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can jump back in anywhere you want, because now
Speaker 1: you know everything right down your favorites and feel free
Speaker 1: to get in there. And and I just got you know,
Speaker 1: we got an email and I'll read it later. Someone
Speaker 1: found the ape seventies seven review on iTunes and that
Speaker 1: guy and if you don't know what we're talking about,
Speaker 1: you should be listening and go back to zero. Today
Speaker 1: it's bring your daughter and son to work day at
Speaker 1: the radio station. And I'm so excited because my nephew,
Speaker 1: lucas not your son or your daughter is here and
Speaker 1: the radio you get to feel a little bit, a
Speaker 1: little bit parental without having to be parental. Well yeah,
Speaker 1: I I love. It's the best of both worlds For me.
Speaker 1: I get to be the funkle because I'm the funk
Speaker 1: I'm the fun uncle. So he came in this morning
Speaker 1: with my my brother in law Fernando, and they they
Speaker 1: went downstairs to the Big I Heart Radio theater where
Speaker 1: we have you know, that's what the gathering place was.
Speaker 1: And they gave them bagels and and like sippy cups
Speaker 1: of juice and things and like like rude and candy
Speaker 1: bars and and pirates booty and all this stuff all
Speaker 1: not sponsors. By the way. Yeah, Brodie, Brodie is sitting here,
Speaker 1: by the way, he is like rubbing his chin. He's
Speaker 1: like he's waiting. He's like, which one of his clients
Speaker 1: is he gonna? I didn't do that. I didn't do that.
Speaker 1: So there's plenty of time for that though. So they're
Speaker 1: having an ice cream social later or whatever that is.
Speaker 1: But they're doing kid karaoke and the fam of stage
Speaker 1: set up in the Duncan Donuts Ice Coffee lounge. That's
Speaker 1: not a plug, that's what it's called. And the family
Speaker 1: match game. I wonder what that how that's gonna go down.
Speaker 1: Either you have to like it's probably like you have
Speaker 1: to you and your dad have to match something or
Speaker 1: you know what your mom. So I was excited to
Speaker 1: bring Lucas, my nephew, to the radio station because again,
Speaker 1: I don't have kids, but I want the idea. I
Speaker 1: like the idea of having someone in my life that's
Speaker 1: and you. You must have told the morning show room
Speaker 1: when the mics are off seven times since Monday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I'm excited about it. It was so bad today
Speaker 1: three people yelled at you enough already with your nephew Lucas.
Speaker 1: You're like, hey, guys, can I be happy you preface
Speaker 1: the story every time with guys. You know, I don't
Speaker 1: have any kids. I'm probably not gonna have any kids,
Speaker 1: but we all know that you can just start the story.
Speaker 1: We know the backstory. We saw the original movie. We're
Speaker 1: ready for the sequel. You can just go. I'm really
Speaker 1: excited my nephew Lucas is coming for bring you a
Speaker 1: kid to work day. You're always like you guys, you
Speaker 1: know I don't have any kids, right, we know. It's
Speaker 1: like I'm trying to understand his world. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: so his world or Fernando the Father's world. No, my my,
Speaker 1: um my, nephew's works. How old is he eight? What's
Speaker 1: the understand He picks his nose, He craps his pants.
Speaker 1: He thinks farting is the funniest thing in the world.
Speaker 1: What is your baby eight year old skill? Little little
Speaker 1: streak going occasionally really streak. Yeah, I don't remember eight.
Speaker 1: Trying to think back. But so he came over for
Speaker 1: Easter and h we had Easter Sunday at the Scary
Speaker 1: House and U he kind of He's like, Uncle Anthony,
Speaker 1: can we play Roadblocks? I'm like, what's Roadblocks? He said,
Speaker 1: it's a video game on your I have my iPad,
Speaker 1: you have your phone here, just download the app. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, So I played his little game. So
Speaker 1: so Roadblocks apparently is let me tell you what it is.
Speaker 1: It's a fucking scam because someone's making a million dollars
Speaker 1: a minute off this thing. Whoever created him? There these
Speaker 1: little blockhead characters in a in a in a game
Speaker 1: where you participate, where so he's one character and then
Speaker 1: I'm one other character, right, so so all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: I joined in the game. And wherever you are in
Speaker 1: the Roadblocks world, you can see other players. And when
Speaker 1: you see other people on your screen, it's a multiplayer
Speaker 1: game and those are actual people around the country, and
Speaker 1: so hold on. So so he's like, I'm gonna find you.
Speaker 1: So he goes to where my character is and then
Speaker 1: he starts insulting and he goes, you're just a blockhead
Speaker 1: right now, Like, what do you mean a block he goes,
Speaker 1: because we gotta dress you up, so you gotta dress
Speaker 1: me up. Okay, So I'm starting like he starts putting
Speaker 1: a little you know, making me like a little bit
Speaker 1: cooler looking to the Roadblocks world, and then you know
Speaker 1: what he tells me. He goes, and uncle Anthony, you
Speaker 1: might want to put your credit card down by and
Speaker 1: by these fancy yeah, by these outfits. And I'm like, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: like real money, like real credit card. He goes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he goes, I'm trying to save up for this this
Speaker 1: and he calls it some crazy word for for like
Speaker 1: whatever it is. He's like his his headpiece, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: huh he was, yeah, he goes, you don't want people
Speaker 1: to make fun of you, and I'm like, really, so
Speaker 1: apparently there's there's cyber bullying going on in these freaking games,
Speaker 1: like because you don't want to be a nerd, you
Speaker 1: don't want to be a blockhead. I was a blockhead
Speaker 1: with a little freaking like a marshmallow faces, and I'm
Speaker 1: like that's terrible. I'm like, but it's all a brilliant
Speaker 1: So whoever created this game? Because you know, if you
Speaker 1: think about it, you know everybody's gonna be wandering through
Speaker 1: this world and then they could be making fun of you, like, oh,
Speaker 1: look at you, you're a blockhead. Ha ha. You don't
Speaker 1: have enough money to like make yourself look just like life,
Speaker 1: Just like life. It's just like life. You did you
Speaker 1: get a VERSACEI jacket? This kind of Oh could you
Speaker 1: could you get Brooklyn Industrial and Blockhead? I was thinking
Speaker 1: about it. I'm sitting there like I almost put my
Speaker 1: credit card urban Chic, but of course, like fucking ten
Speaker 1: dollars for an outfit? How much is Warehouse party? Boy?
Speaker 1: Did you get that? I'm telling you, Brodie have you
Speaker 1: ever played any of these games? Yeah, I'm I'm I'm alive. Yes,
Speaker 1: I played. I played these games. You're acting like you've
Speaker 1: never played a multiplayer interactive game. But will they make
Speaker 1: fun of you and ship like that if you don't know?
Speaker 1: But your character is not when you first understand, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to spend money they're trying. You're not cool
Speaker 1: unless you're throwing down your fucking credit card. And but
Speaker 1: that's how you are in real life. And who's gonna
Speaker 1: who's gonna benefit off that? The company copyright making the
Speaker 1: ten bucks? What do I get for that? Nothing? Except
Speaker 1: you don't get picked on in a game you're playing
Speaker 1: with your nephew. That's what I'm saying. What's a scam?
Speaker 1: It's well, can I tell you I'm having a problem
Speaker 1: with Fortnite right now? So I created a Fortnite account
Speaker 1: on my uh my Galaxy Note nine, the first Android phone.
Speaker 1: Not it's not a sponsor. Mine don't for you. I
Speaker 1: don't get paid for that. I have the phone. I
Speaker 1: don't I enjoyd doesn't sponsor me. You don't hear me
Speaker 1: doing commercials for Android. So I have a Galaxy Note nine,
Speaker 1: which is the first phone to get Fortnite. So as
Speaker 1: soon as I got the phone, I started playing Fortnite
Speaker 1: because it's on the phone. My kids plays Fortnite, so
Speaker 1: we used to play together. Right. I set up an account.
Speaker 1: Let's say for the sake of this conversation, my screen
Speaker 1: name is Brody. It's not, but let's say my my
Speaker 1: character name is Brody. Okay. I got my outfit, the
Speaker 1: free one. You get a free extra skin when you
Speaker 1: when you with the with the Galaxy phone. So I
Speaker 1: had a cool skin at to buy it, I'd have
Speaker 1: to get my credit had nothing, I said. If the
Speaker 1: account I played five or six times, I advanced a
Speaker 1: level and like one level. Right, that's where I was at.
Speaker 1: And every once in a while I jump on. I
Speaker 1: fool around little bit, I get into a fight, you know,
Speaker 1: a game, and and let's it. I'm happy, right, Okay.
Speaker 1: About six months ago, I get an email saying, uh,
Speaker 1: your your password was was changed. If you didn't make
Speaker 1: this request, let us know. So I go to log
Speaker 1: in my account and it's locked out. So I have
Speaker 1: to do the forget password. I know what my password is, right,
Speaker 1: so I I do the forget passwor I get back
Speaker 1: in the account, and and somebody has changed my screen
Speaker 1: name too. This isn't accurate, but it was something like
Speaker 1: blue Rhino right. And he's like at level six, So
Speaker 1: he's played my my account a lot, a shipload and
Speaker 1: he's not free to play. No, well, no, it's free
Speaker 1: to play because he doesn't have validation. He didn't have
Speaker 1: like an email address or a credit like you. I
Speaker 1: forget how I signed up, but you have to have
Speaker 1: like a Google account. You have that's something. If anyone
Speaker 1: don't tweet me, I already did it. Whatever it was,
Speaker 1: it isn't important for this conversation, if anyone. So if
Speaker 1: anyone wants to play, what would be the motivation? I
Speaker 1: think they had a text that it texted me to
Speaker 1: verify who I was. You have to verify who you
Speaker 1: are because you have to set up and somebody now
Speaker 1: is on level six or whatever. You no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's at the time. So I look, and so I
Speaker 1: go into Epic Games the website, and I pull up
Speaker 1: my account and it's all Arabic letters. So I don't
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you what the name was, but it's
Speaker 1: all Arabic. So I'm like, funk, that's not me. So
Speaker 1: I I change all the information back to me, right
Speaker 1: back to my screen name, and I changed the password right,
Speaker 1: and I'm good. A week later, uh password, request to
Speaker 1: change your password? He did it again. This went on
Speaker 1: for weeks. What I found was you can't change the
Speaker 1: email and the address the email address on the account
Speaker 1: very easily. So even though he was logging in and
Speaker 1: changing every ing, the email alerts were going to me.
Speaker 1: So if I said forgot password, I got the email.
Speaker 1: So he couldn't change the password. He could only log
Speaker 1: in once and then that was good until I changed
Speaker 1: the password. But he couldn't set the password and change
Speaker 1: the name on the account. So as soon as I
Speaker 1: couldn't get in, I would forgot password, I would enter
Speaker 1: the information and I would be able to change the
Speaker 1: password again. Okay, now about a month ago, he's up
Speaker 1: to level nine. He's in again. So they don't have
Speaker 1: a phone number, right, Fucking Epic Games. They make a
Speaker 1: billion dollars on Fortnite. You can't call them. You call them,
Speaker 1: they say, uh, if you want to set up some
Speaker 1: kind of corporate thing and UH press one Freddie problems,
Speaker 1: please go to the website. Fucking website, So I go
Speaker 1: to to say I fell out the form. I answer
Speaker 1: all the questions and I say, here's my number. So
Speaker 1: like three days later, I get a phone call from
Speaker 1: God knows where Earth and and the guy said terribly sorry.
Speaker 1: I said, he's I'll reset everything for you. I said,
Speaker 1: I want my account set back to level one where
Speaker 1: I was. I don't want the points, I don't want
Speaker 1: the awards I didn't earn him. I don't want any
Speaker 1: of that. Want. I want my game back under whatever
Speaker 1: my screen name was. Right, Okay, I said, how is
Speaker 1: this guy getting in? I keep changing the password and
Speaker 1: make it more complicated and more complicated. How is he
Speaker 1: getting in? He was, Oh, wait, let's check, blah blah. Right,
Speaker 1: I p addresses the whole thing he was. Apparently, he's
Speaker 1: he linked his account. You do account link so I
Speaker 1: have it on my phone. Right, I could link it
Speaker 1: to my PlayStation four so you can play it, so
Speaker 1: you'd have the same account. Right, He did a link.
Speaker 1: He linked his account to his PlayStation, so his PlayStation
Speaker 1: was able to get in because it was already linked
Speaker 1: as if I gave it permission. But he had the
Speaker 1: password and gave himself permission. So he goes all right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take that off. I'm deleting it. I'm unhooking
Speaker 1: the sink account. Kab no, well, I don't know. Well,
Speaker 1: whatever the case, I don't know. But everything he writes
Speaker 1: as an Arabic I can't read his name, any information
Speaker 1: he keeps putting in. Okay. So on April, we're recording
Speaker 1: this to okay. So like a week ago. Uh, I
Speaker 1: think I was on the it was island cruise. I
Speaker 1: just come home from the cruise. We'll talk about that later.
Speaker 1: So I get an email. It says, uh, password request requested, right.
Speaker 1: I go, oh, fuck again. I thought this was taken
Speaker 1: care of. I was all set. So I go to
Speaker 1: the page and I hit I put in my email
Speaker 1: address right, and I put forgot password, invalid credentials. Oh man, change,
Speaker 1: he changed the user name. So I write them back.
Speaker 1: I said, hey, check my account. I have a history
Speaker 1: of this guy hacking me. This is my name, this
Speaker 1: is my screen name, this is my email address. The
Speaker 1: email address is still on file. I want my account back.
Speaker 1: Help me out. Two days later, Hello, this is Lucas.
Speaker 1: We know how troubling this must be and scary when
Speaker 1: your account gets gets violated or something scarier than the
Speaker 1: actual game itself. Yeah, because he was pretty This form
Speaker 1: letter they sent me from Lucas, not your nephew, but
Speaker 1: legitimately that's the email from Lucas by way, not his
Speaker 1: real name, I'm sure. So I he said, please provide
Speaker 1: the original screen name, your name, that the account is
Speaker 1: under the city or state where you set up the account,
Speaker 1: which I okay, um, and uh basic stuff. So I
Speaker 1: send it all back, right. I get an email back
Speaker 1: two days later, pieces of Ship, and they say, we
Speaker 1: now need to know your the IP address of the
Speaker 1: unit you used to play the game. Here's how to
Speaker 1: find out your IP address. So now they got you
Speaker 1: on a wild goose chair. And they want to know
Speaker 1: the last four digits of the account purchase I made
Speaker 1: to purchase uh in how in in game purchases? So
Speaker 1: now thinking did I have a credit card attached this
Speaker 1: thing that I did? I make? So like we also
Speaker 1: need to know the purchase code and the last four
Speaker 1: digits of the credit card used to make purchases. Now
Speaker 1: I don't know if the war purchases. This is just
Speaker 1: the form letter, So I right back, I go. I
Speaker 1: don't know my IP address, it's my cell phone and
Speaker 1: then maybe an I P address. Don't don't tweet me,
Speaker 1: I'll figure it out. Uh, the account numbers purchase I go.
Speaker 1: I didn't make any purchases, so I don't know the
Speaker 1: l as for digits. I didn't make any purchases, so
Speaker 1: I can something goes I don't. So here's I go
Speaker 1: here again. It's my email address, my user name, all
Speaker 1: the informack, my home address. It's all there. It was
Speaker 1: all on my account. You have a record of these
Speaker 1: trips I've I've communicated with you through email eleven times already.
Speaker 1: You know it's me. You've verified it's me, right, Okay, okay, Uh,
Speaker 1: please understand. We're asking for this information because people take
Speaker 1: their accounts very seriously and we have to protect them.
Speaker 1: Syro Pack, well, you're not doing a great job of
Speaker 1: protecting me because you're letting my account get hacked every
Speaker 1: week and you're you're you're dragon, and so this is
Speaker 1: now eight days of me fighting with them to get
Speaker 1: my account back because Arab writing guy has the account.
Speaker 1: When you sleep, Brodie, okay, you've got so many problems.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I've got. All you do
Speaker 1: is have problems. Where are we read. So where we're
Speaker 1: at is I'm waiting for Lucas to get back to
Speaker 1: me because yesterday because I you know, I basically ranted
Speaker 1: at him on my my speech to text, uh how
Speaker 1: pissed I was. And then I went and tweeted at
Speaker 1: their account yesterday that their Epic Games account, because I
Speaker 1: can't take it anymore. It's my account. Surely you can
Speaker 1: see that, my my email address, and my name is
Speaker 1: not the Arab guy. It's not like he's like David
Speaker 1: Brody and just well the David Brady was like, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's ridiculous. So a fuck you Epic Games is my point.
Speaker 1: Fuck you Fortnite. I'm gonna play Blockheads. You didn't even
Speaker 1: you don't even fucking h plan that one. No, I was.
Speaker 1: I was gonna just save that for like when his resolution.
Speaker 1: But you're talking about I'm talking about blockheads and games,
Speaker 1: and I just reminded me I'm in the I'm in
Speaker 1: the middle of a life situational rant. I'm in the
Speaker 1: middle of it. I'm all up in it, and I
Speaker 1: don't even know what I wanted. You seem so rest.
Speaker 1: You need to go on another cruise. We just got
Speaker 1: back from our our vacation. We did. I had a
Speaker 1: great time, as did I anyway, So I have a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff. People are like, oh, you're on a cruise,
Speaker 1: You're gonna have cruise rants and bon jovir ranch. Actually,
Speaker 1: I don't think you're really gonna have many issues with
Speaker 1: your cruise. No, no, I had no issues with the
Speaker 1: creepy got one diet coke with ice, maybe one, but
Speaker 1: that's a little old hat. And when when you know
Speaker 1: when they're taking care of you, I did not know.
Speaker 1: I didn't have any problems with the cruise. I did
Speaker 1: have things happen on the plane, and I had things
Speaker 1: happen at the airport, and I had things happen on
Speaker 1: the ship with people that I thought was funny. We said,
Speaker 1: we had some humorous moments. And since I have wait
Speaker 1: to tell you about what take our producer from twenty something,
Speaker 1: I want to hear about that. But I want to
Speaker 1: talk to about your Singapore trip. First of all, uh,
Speaker 1: let's be open and honest. Singapore as a sponsor, it
Speaker 1: is a sponsors a paid trip, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: what a paid trip you take the Singapore touris look
Speaker 1: So I want to talk about your zip line zip lining. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna explain to everybody what I even did. Like
Speaker 1: I don't explain the Singapore I don't like to have
Speaker 1: a problem with the zip lining you did. That's fine.
Speaker 1: You have a problem with everything I do on social
Speaker 1: there's no podcast if I don't. Oh that's right. Is
Speaker 1: that what're doing here? I thought we're just sitting here
Speaker 1: talking to each other and we haven't have microphones between.
Speaker 1: It's really a problem. It's just something I thought was
Speaker 1: very fun. It's fine, and and and you're please do
Speaker 1: point out humor. I prefer humor to screaming. You know me.
Speaker 1: I'm a peacemaker, a man of the fucking cloth. No
Speaker 1: I'm not. No, you're not so, Um I I we
Speaker 1: really go on vacation and um Singapore Tourism did just
Speaker 1: this is not a slip in. We're being up. This
Speaker 1: is a full, transparent line. This is not a commercial life.
Speaker 1: And by the way, when you see that on social media,
Speaker 1: please honor and respect that. Don't play hit the fucking jingle.
Speaker 1: If I clearly right in the top paid sponsorship by
Speaker 1: in association with because that means I'm telling you it's
Speaker 1: a sponsor. So you don't have to call me out. Also,
Speaker 1: one more thing, if we put up like word of
Speaker 1: water park, right, well, we're using a product. What neither
Speaker 1: one of us or anyone in the world wants is
Speaker 1: you to recommend a different one. Right. So we went
Speaker 1: to a couple of weeks ago, we went to a
Speaker 1: car car Right, which the new water park. Beautiful. They
Speaker 1: us up, talked about it on the pod. Come on
Speaker 1: the podcast. We said that they were a client. They
Speaker 1: invited us up for the weekend, very nice, and they
Speaker 1: wanted us to see this new water park. They know
Speaker 1: a big fan of water pol what happened on that
Speaker 1: post about cart Right, I'll be like, you should go
Speaker 1: to cattle Back, you should try Yeah, okay, nice, that's great.
Speaker 1: But I'm but I'm telling you what a great time
Speaker 1: I had at this place. Right. And So they're trying.
Speaker 1: What they're trying to do in that case, Brody is relate.
Speaker 1: They're trying to be like, well, I didn't go to
Speaker 1: cart right, but you know what I didn't. So they're
Speaker 1: trying to say it's like an Amazon at the bottom,
Speaker 1: it's like you bought this. You might also like totally
Speaker 1: get that, totally get that. That's what they're doing. But
Speaker 1: when we're on a corp like a group morning show trip,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a it's a client that has invited
Speaker 1: us very generously is probably watching that post. That's not
Speaker 1: the place to go. You should go to a different place,
Speaker 1: or you could d m us if you want and go, hey,
Speaker 1: I saw you went to uh you know. It's like,
Speaker 1: I give you an example. This happened to me um
Speaker 1: on the cruise. On the I'll tell you about the
Speaker 1: cruise and what cruise it was in a minute. But
Speaker 1: I was on the cruise and I meet someone. Her
Speaker 1: name's Kim. Kim is a P one of our show
Speaker 1: meaning loves our Show. Preference one is what they call
Speaker 1: in radio loves Albastra in the morning show. She's from Rochester, right.
Speaker 1: She says to me, Oh, how's it going? If you
Speaker 1: had any problems on the ship, so far as you
Speaker 1: get free dessert? What are you drinking diet coke? No ice?
Speaker 1: Like she was that's awesome. I love that. When along,
Speaker 1: so Kim knew everything and we hung out with her
Speaker 1: the whole weekend. She was great. She introduced it to
Speaker 1: her cousin Samantha, and Samantha goes, oh, I don't listen
Speaker 1: to the show. I listen to Howard so that. But
Speaker 1: it says something about our job that makes people want
Speaker 1: to tell you what they listened to instead of you
Speaker 1: like if you it's so as I go, hey, what
Speaker 1: do you work all work? Fellow story and I work
Speaker 1: for you one hundred in New York? Or do you
Speaker 1: wanta to in Philly wherever you work? Like I was
Speaker 1: in Miami last week, so someone said, what do you do?
Speaker 1: I work at work because we're on all these stations.
Speaker 1: As I work away one hundred, people go, oh, I
Speaker 1: listened to blah blah. I didn't ask you, like if
Speaker 1: you if you you meet someone at a party, you're going,
Speaker 1: what do you do? Oh? I work for Dodge. I
Speaker 1: sell Dodges. Yeah, I drive a cat Like, No, you
Speaker 1: don't do that. You know, Oh that's interesting. You don't
Speaker 1: you know? Go what do you do for a living? No?
Speaker 1: But I'm a lawyer for this firm. I use a
Speaker 1: different I think because we're in radio, it's the exception
Speaker 1: to the rule that it gives them the permission to
Speaker 1: I just think you should go, oh, you know what.
Speaker 1: I don't listen, but I hear my friends listen. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that's fine, all right, Yeah, but it's weird. But a
Speaker 1: lot of those are things that happen in our in
Speaker 1: our world, like having Singapore Tourism send you to Singapore. Now,
Speaker 1: I have to be honest. That's a twenty hour flight.
Speaker 1: Eighteen and eighteen hour flights. It's the longest commercial a flight,
Speaker 1: NonStop in the in the world, in the world. And yes,
Speaker 1: and it flies over the north and I've made it
Speaker 1: clear it doesn't go eastern West. I don't like flying.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I'll do it if I have to.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. And I'm a little like aunty
Speaker 1: about being in a plane for a long time. I do.
Speaker 1: It's like I gotta say, but I watched, I've been all.
Speaker 1: Let me finish, because you're gonna talk about your flight.
Speaker 1: I just want to say watching your social media because
Speaker 1: I watched all of it and watching what you ate,
Speaker 1: what you did and where you went at the airport.
Speaker 1: At airport's unreal. Uh I was I felt like, you
Speaker 1: know what, even for me, I would get on the
Speaker 1: plane for that long because it was that amazing. Well,
Speaker 1: and I will tell you, uh, we will. We flew
Speaker 1: a Singapore Airlines, not a sponsor, not sponsor. We um
Speaker 1: the eighteen hours flew by because no pun intended, it
Speaker 1: did no no pun intended. Um, I got to see
Speaker 1: I got to catch up on my movies. I saw
Speaker 1: Green Book. Can I recommend this? Some people like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it seems a little too heavy for me, a little
Speaker 1: bit too like heady deep. Well, no, because the Green
Speaker 1: Book it seems serious. It's about it's about like racism
Speaker 1: in the South and in in America in the fifties
Speaker 1: or forties and fifties. The Green Book was actually a
Speaker 1: book that they'd come out with where Americans can stay right.
Speaker 1: And You're like, yeah, that's not what I want. I
Speaker 1: want a comedy. I want like a good Well, let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. That movie is actually very funny
Speaker 1: and it actually has that boy, Sebastian Maniscalco in it,
Speaker 1: but our listeners might not. So I wanted to let
Speaker 1: you know that, um, Green Book, because I'm like, I
Speaker 1: gotta kill all this time. This movie is over two hours,
Speaker 1: that's perfect. I'm gonna watch it. It was very funny
Speaker 1: and it had its moments, and I became deeply attached
Speaker 1: to the characters, and you get to see a transformation
Speaker 1: between uh an Italian guy Italian from the Bronx in
Speaker 1: the nineteen fifties, who has to drive this guy around?
Speaker 1: Who who was hired to drive this guy who was
Speaker 1: a very um not accomplished African Americans singer and and
Speaker 1: uh pianist. And he drives him around and he's being
Speaker 1: very politically correct saying African American black guy. Well, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: but what I'm saying is this movie may have changed you.
Speaker 1: I think we should have changed me. I think no,
Speaker 1: I think we should have Spruce come in and see
Speaker 1: if you mo man him when he comes in. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, if you're a better person enough
Speaker 1: to sing Green, what I'm commenting on is to me,
Speaker 1: I think you're now a lot of I am swollen.
Speaker 1: Has nothing to do with what I was speaking of.
Speaker 1: Spruce there is should call him in here here. He can't.
Speaker 1: He's a soundproof glass. He just walked. Damn it. All right,
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about Green, but I'm
Speaker 1: gonna text him so anyway. Other films that I got
Speaker 1: to see, we'll get back to Greenbook. I got to
Speaker 1: see um oh oh you know what I you know
Speaker 1: what I passed on. I passed on A Star is Born.
Speaker 1: I don't want I didn't want to watch that, and
Speaker 1: I didn't want to watch Vice. Vice is the is
Speaker 1: the story of uh Dick Cheney actually being the real
Speaker 1: president in the presidency of George Bush in the two
Speaker 1: thousand around the time in nine eleven, Hey, guess what
Speaker 1: I don't want to watch on a plane? A movie
Speaker 1: about planes flying into buildings. That's a terrible choice. You
Speaker 1: shouldn't even have that option on the menu on the
Speaker 1: on the on the plane. Do I need to see
Speaker 1: that while I'm in flight? Vice from the list of
Speaker 1: films to watch. I don't want to watch any movie
Speaker 1: about airplanes, even Airplane, the classic comedy, because I don't
Speaker 1: want to see anything have I don't want to see
Speaker 1: snakes on a plane or anything they have to do
Speaker 1: with with plane crashes anything you believe you're with me
Speaker 1: on that right. That's why I don't watch Jaws when
Speaker 1: I'm swimming in the ocean. I don't want to see
Speaker 1: the cover of The Beastie Boys License to Ill because
Speaker 1: it's about it's a plane, it's a stretch, it's a
Speaker 1: it's a reference to eighties pop culture. Which we have
Speaker 1: a lot of listeners that listen to them anyway, So
Speaker 1: so anyway, Green Book was awesome. Uh and then I
Speaker 1: saw then I had to do with a couple of throwaways.
Speaker 1: Oh what's that film with the Will Farrell. Oh, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Holmes and Watson. That movie got no stars
Speaker 1: and I can none. Well, Will Farrell is a star.
Speaker 1: But after after that film, I don't know if I
Speaker 1: went on a rant about Will Farrell on the cruise
Speaker 1: with with actually with Kim you don't like Will Farrell.
Speaker 1: Don't go there, all right, let me let me tell
Speaker 1: you what I think. I think podcast were running for him.
Speaker 1: That's fine, it's fine. People like. It's fine, and it's
Speaker 1: a good podcast anchor man. Old school films, you don't
Speaker 1: like any of them. You just said it right there.
Speaker 1: Old school. His whole thing is old school. Will Farrell
Speaker 1: was very funny in the nineties. He's a very funny man,
Speaker 1: very clever fun Yes, my problem Will Farrell. Hold on
Speaker 1: you look at look. It's unfair to compare anyone Robin Williams.
Speaker 1: But Robin Williams was hilarious, right, he did funny movies.
Speaker 1: But then Robin Williams did Awakenings, he did Patch Adams,
Speaker 1: he did Good World Hunting, he won an Academy Award.
Speaker 1: He was his he had variety and what he did right.
Speaker 1: In my opinion, I'm looking up Will Ferrell's Will Farrell
Speaker 1: is like it was like, It is like and is
Speaker 1: like Adam Sandler. He does the same character with a
Speaker 1: different wig. Or doesn't it's the same over the top, No,
Speaker 1: the same, the same? Read dude, Stepbrothers? How hilarious was Stepbros?
Speaker 1: I didn't watch it. I don't like Will Farrell. I
Speaker 1: don't There are times I like him. You don't like him?
Speaker 1: An anchorman? Elf? Okay, hold on a second, Elf is
Speaker 1: the quintessential Christmas film? Really, the quintessential You don't like
Speaker 1: you don't like elfe It? Well, then who are you
Speaker 1: to judge? Judge Elf? I didn't judge ELF, I said
Speaker 1: in general, I don't love Will Farrell, all right. I
Speaker 1: didn't like him in Talladaggon Knights. I didn't like that film,
Speaker 1: all right? What about this where the two guys are
Speaker 1: brothers and the you know, the stepbrothers? Yeah? What about
Speaker 1: let's what about that Coming Home for Christmas with Mel
Speaker 1: Gibson where he was one of the Fathers. Right, what
Speaker 1: was that? Was that? Any good home for the holidays?
Speaker 1: Home Dad, he's home that. Come on a night at
Speaker 1: the Roxbury. Come on, that's another funny one twenty years ago.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, he's doing the same stick. No he's not.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm listening. He's fine. I liked Adam Sandler fifteen
Speaker 1: years ago, twenty years ago. Now he's doing the same movie.
Speaker 1: But he's older, so he's like he's I still think
Speaker 1: he's funny, he's talented. He's just not He's not my
Speaker 1: scene anymore. I've always loved Will Ferrell. I think he's clever.
Speaker 1: I think he does physical comedy. He's he's perfect when
Speaker 1: it comes to comedic timing. He's a very funny man.
Speaker 1: I would be honored to meet him and talk to him.
Speaker 1: I just said, I'm not in Blades of Glory. Haven't
Speaker 1: just him being a goofball skater. It's him being a
Speaker 1: goofball card race car driver. It's him being a goofball
Speaker 1: Watson Holmes. Rather, it's it's you're you're you're saying he's
Speaker 1: a one trick pony. I'm saying he I get it,
Speaker 1: like he's gonna He's gonna do a fast food movie next. Right,
Speaker 1: he did. He did a goofy anchor anchor. Man, He's
Speaker 1: he's gonna be a goofy doctor soon. You watch. His
Speaker 1: next movie is com to Jim Carrey. Oh, there's no comparison.
Speaker 1: Jim Carrey does. Did Truman on the Moon, the story
Speaker 1: of the Andy Calfvin story. He should have won an
Speaker 1: Academy Award for that that you lose, You forget he's
Speaker 1: not Andy calfern in. That movie's brilliant, and he's just
Speaker 1: physically you want to talk about physical comedy, he's double jointed.
Speaker 1: You know. When Jim Carrey first got started, you can
Speaker 1: look it up on YouTube. He did stand up comedy,
Speaker 1: but he also did impressions. But not just vocal impressions.
Speaker 1: He contorts his face to look like the person he's impersonating.
Speaker 1: Go watch his early story. I gotta, I gotta take
Speaker 1: a look now. Jim Carrey makes his face look like no, yeah,
Speaker 1: but or a fire Marshall Bill make his face look
Speaker 1: like he used to make his face look like James Dean.
Speaker 1: You know, he was like, oh you want to do
Speaker 1: um um, oh god, Robert de Niro. He made his
Speaker 1: face contortant to look like Robert de Niro, he contorts
Speaker 1: his eyebrows, and Jim carries on a whole of the
Speaker 1: now Jim Carrey now is a train wreck in many ways,
Speaker 1: he's not he's very like you know, he's not issues.
Speaker 1: But but and so you don't think of him as like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Jim Carrey is funny, but he's very
Speaker 1: serious lately. But but Jim carry as far as as
Speaker 1: far as diversity in his material, he's more diversely. Well,
Speaker 1: Farrell is an all time comedy guy. I just don't
Speaker 1: find him to be diverse. Okay, Well, anyway, I got
Speaker 1: to see your your film Bohemian Rapsody. I know that
Speaker 1: you were a big fan of Bohemian. That one that
Speaker 1: was that was unreal. And I'll tell you who doesn't
Speaker 1: get enough credit. The guy who played Brian May, the
Speaker 1: lead guitarist and Queen. That guy was fantastic. He looked
Speaker 1: and sounded and look just like him. Heard a statistic
Speaker 1: yesterday was that the movie made a billion dollars roughly
Speaker 1: n something in dollars globally. Right, so all the members
Speaker 1: of Queen, the remaining members of Queen, one of the
Speaker 1: guys didn't participate in the movie. I'm sure he gets
Speaker 1: a cut, but um, Brian May and um Freddie Mercury's estate. Uh,
Speaker 1: and I think uh Roger Dean the drummer, they were,
Speaker 1: they were executive producers on the movie. Their cut was
Speaker 1: ninety million dollars. So Freddie obviously is not here. But
Speaker 1: they they made more on that that they did ever
Speaker 1: did That's not true? Yes, they did. Queen made hundreds
Speaker 1: of millions of dollars. They didn't get ninety mill to
Speaker 1: do a film to take him a year and a
Speaker 1: half to make that, but if they put out a
Speaker 1: huge album and a tour, they probably made ten million
Speaker 1: on a tour. Yeah, I think they didn't have to
Speaker 1: work nearly as hard on Freddie Mercury, you know, is
Speaker 1: not with us anymore. Right, So, because that ninety million
Speaker 1: dollars went to his one sister and the woman he
Speaker 1: married before he came out as gay, right, who's in
Speaker 1: the movie, That's right. So she married him for a
Speaker 1: very short time. He's dead for thirty years roughly, and
Speaker 1: she just got forty five million dollars. Phenomenal anyway, Um,
Speaker 1: so that's a great movie. But they did very well,
Speaker 1: and then the other film I wanted to tell you
Speaker 1: I saw on the plane, uh, straight out of Compton.
Speaker 1: I hadn't seen it. It It was a couple of years old.
Speaker 1: Now I loved it. It's the story what made you
Speaker 1: watch that movie. It's the story of Dr Dre ice
Speaker 1: Cube and Ice I'm sorry Dr Dre ice Cube and
Speaker 1: the rest of Easy Yeah, and the rest of n
Speaker 1: W a um, and then how they rose to fame,
Speaker 1: and then how they how money or lack thereof, you know,
Speaker 1: the contracts all separated them. Because Easy was the featured person,
Speaker 1: he struck a deal with the character played by Paul Giamati.
Speaker 1: By the way, Jerry Heller, I think his name is,
Speaker 1: or whatever his name is. Point is, can I can
Speaker 1: I just take it so good? Yeah? He's great. Can
Speaker 1: I just put a pose here? Just tell me like
Speaker 1: the movie. I loved it. I don't need the background.
Speaker 1: I don't need the Rotten Tomatoes recap. Dr Dr Dre
Speaker 1: then went on to death Row Records the whole stroke.
Speaker 1: I'm glad, I'm glad I'm telling the story. You didn't
Speaker 1: forget about Dre. I'm glad about I didn't forget about it.
Speaker 1: The point is it's to growing up in the in
Speaker 1: the in that era, you were boys, you were a
Speaker 1: white rapper guy. Eighties, ninety before you awoke. Nineties those
Speaker 1: are those are my coming of age years when I
Speaker 1: didn't understand too much. Everything was fuzzy, the music was out,
Speaker 1: but I didn't understand that. If you were a kid
Speaker 1: of the nineties, you would absolutely love that film, whether
Speaker 1: you whether you're into the music or not, because it
Speaker 1: talks about the culture and everything surrounding it. I'm excited
Speaker 1: when the nineties, dude, I was, really but that's when
Speaker 1: I was in my formidable years. The nineties and all
Speaker 1: my college high school and college high school, college in
Speaker 1: the nineties. The whole nineties are my college, the whole
Speaker 1: nine these was your college nineties. I was four years
Speaker 1: in the college. But you know, yeah, okay, ninety two
Speaker 1: to ninety six, I graduated years old. How old you
Speaker 1: want to me? That's when that's when music meant everything.
Speaker 1: That's fine. So I learned a lot about watching that film.
Speaker 1: And Bohemian Rhapsody was before my time, but I love
Speaker 1: the music growing up, and and so I learned a lot. Anyway,
Speaker 1: the point is an educational time and You've talked nothing
Speaker 1: about Singapore. The whole fucking thing was about the movies
Speaker 1: you saw the whole what do you siskel or Ebert?
Speaker 1: Who cares? At this point? Movie phone? Can we hear
Speaker 1: about Singapore? Now? Holy sh it? You really sleep a
Speaker 1: couple of times? Yes? Like just now, just fuck you.
Speaker 1: You'll sleep a couple of times, and you eat a
Speaker 1: couple of times. You watch three movies? Hours goes by quick?
Speaker 1: Please describe everything you ate the nineteen hours goes by quick? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's all you have to say. You know what else was?
Speaker 1: You know what else? When I was Who's doing on
Speaker 1: the plane, I was drinking. I was smelling nice? You
Speaker 1: smell smelling like a million bucks? So because I brought
Speaker 1: my scent bird with me, Okay, my sent bird on
Speaker 1: my cruise, which I didn't eve get to talk about yet,
Speaker 1: Well you will. Can I tell you what a dork
Speaker 1: I am. I didn't gonna tell you about Singapore yet.
Speaker 1: That's why I said this is gonna be a recap show.
Speaker 1: All right? Can we let let's talk about sent Per
Speaker 1: because I want to. I want to tell you why
Speaker 1: how semper it affected my cruise? Please? Do my cruise
Speaker 1: affected my scent Bird. So we we've talked to you
Speaker 1: guys about sent bird before. It's a great website and
Speaker 1: a way to get sample sizes or you know, smaller
Speaker 1: sizes of your favorite expensive name brand designer cologne at
Speaker 1: a at a much reduced price, because let's face it,
Speaker 1: it's a freaking waste to go into your medicine cabinet
Speaker 1: and have big bulky bottles of cologne that's collecting that
Speaker 1: you four and then and you never used the half
Speaker 1: because you know, I don't want to smell like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's the guy who smells like that every time you
Speaker 1: see him. Right. So sent Bird came up with that solution,
Speaker 1: and that was to say, look, we're gonna give you
Speaker 1: a few cents here. You're gonna you're gonna and they're
Speaker 1: gonna be in small little doses, and but they they
Speaker 1: smell like a million bucks. I wouldn't say small little doses.
Speaker 1: You get like uh uh, you know, weeks of worth
Speaker 1: of supply percent but you don't need a three year
Speaker 1: supply sitting there for sprays a thirty days supply. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you how my mind works. I'm gonna recap
Speaker 1: some of the cologns that I got right from my
Speaker 1: first ship for it. Okay, So I got a Gucci, Uh,
Speaker 1: the the guilty black poor Home. I can't dolcing Gabana
Speaker 1: light blue poor Home. I got a Versacci, I got
Speaker 1: English laundry. But I the one I one I took
Speaker 1: with me. I'll tell you why. You'll know why. On
Speaker 1: my cruise, my John bon Jovi cruise. Uh, it's the
Speaker 1: ar Kist and it's the it's the Sydney Rock Pool
Speaker 1: And I thought I'm going on a rock cruise with
Speaker 1: pools on the board. So I took that one. I
Speaker 1: was like, it makes total sense to me. And it
Speaker 1: was a little sample size. I had to check my bag. Now,
Speaker 1: sent Birth, I think it was. I took it. Sent
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Speaker 1: or perfume. We're talking tom Ford, Gucci, as Brody mentioned,
Speaker 1: Kenneth Cole, which is my Prada, a whole lot more.
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Speaker 1: we talk about Singapore? Yeah? I don't know. I want
Speaker 1: to talk about I feel like I should talk about
Speaker 1: the cruise a little bit. Talk about the cruise, and
Speaker 1: then we'll get into Singapore. You said you had some
Speaker 1: funny observations. Let me tell you so. All right, So
Speaker 1: I had to fly to Miami. We took Norwegian Cruise
Speaker 1: Line was having a special cruise. They're doing two of them.
Speaker 1: And you know I'm a I'm a bon Jovi fan,
Speaker 1: the band bon Jovi. So this cruise was a Norwegian cruise. Look,
Speaker 1: you guys know we love Norwegian cruise line. The advertise
Speaker 1: on the sponsor they're a sponsor on the ostre, pointing
Speaker 1: it out right, I'm playing out slipping. I'm just telling you.
Speaker 1: So that's why I chose this cruise. But I also
Speaker 1: was like, oh, this concert. So talking about nineties, John
Speaker 1: bon Jovi had an eleven piece band with him. Wasn't
Speaker 1: the rock band bon jovial on this Well he's had
Speaker 1: of the band for five years now, six years? Whatever?
Speaker 1: What the hell? I know? Apparently nothing, but you know
Speaker 1: about green Book Brooks, So that's green Books. That's good,
Speaker 1: all right. So Collective Soul was on the cruise. Big
Speaker 1: band from the nineties, Tonic was on the cruise. And
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you my new my new car if
Speaker 1: you could on Yes, Yes, I put up a lot
Speaker 1: of videos and um there was a guy named Brett Wiskins.
Speaker 1: He was a country pop singer. He did that song
Speaker 1: live in the elevator on the ship. You get in
Speaker 1: the ship he's in the in the elevator, was a guitar.
Speaker 1: It was it was like a music crazy cruise right
Speaker 1: sidebar as you were. As you were on the cruise,
Speaker 1: you posted the night of Collective Soul. I guess Collective Soul.
Speaker 1: He just played. So we were halfway around the world
Speaker 1: in a bus in Singapore pulling up your social and
Speaker 1: they got into a debate on the bus Collective Soul.
Speaker 1: They had that song Shine, that's all they had. And
Speaker 1: then I'm like, oh, no, no, no, I'm like they
Speaker 1: also had the World, I know. And then we all
Speaker 1: started breaking out into the karaoke on your because you
Speaker 1: very nice posting. They have a lot of hits. We
Speaker 1: have December December, don't think that. Yeah, and then the
Speaker 1: World I know. Yeah, because it was a great It
Speaker 1: was a great cruise. I had a great time. They're
Speaker 1: doing another one in August from Barcelona, so it's the
Speaker 1: week but Barcelona, it's the week that we're off from
Speaker 1: the other Strand morning show in August. I may go again.
Speaker 1: That's how much fun I had. But again I just
Speaker 1: didn't tell us what happened. Yeah, I got to meet you. Yes,
Speaker 1: everyone was asking that I get the picture I told
Speaker 1: you I was gonna get it. I got it. But
Speaker 1: I'll tell that story. I get it, God got it.
Speaker 1: I want it. Okay, you like it A have I
Speaker 1: just but okay, Ariana. So we're at the airport and
Speaker 1: we're waiting for the carousel of luggage. My buddy Rob
Speaker 1: and I um Rob is the guy on the fifteen
Speaker 1: minute Morning Show who I found out he was divorced
Speaker 1: nine months after he was divorced. He's my best friends. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're all we're waiting for my luggage to come
Speaker 1: off the carousel, and you know, your bag is never first.
Speaker 1: Whatever bag comes out first. I'm convinced that's like a
Speaker 1: like a like a staged bag. That's like the fake bag.
Speaker 1: It's no nobody goes it's my bag. The first bag
Speaker 1: is never anybody's bag. If you say it is, you're
Speaker 1: lying anyway. So there was a couple of flights and
Speaker 1: it was so some of the luggage came out and
Speaker 1: then you know, like they conveyed about stopped sometimes and
Speaker 1: you're like, my bag didn't come out, and then it
Speaker 1: starts again. So these golfing douche bags, like you see
Speaker 1: these guys, they flew to Florida. They're from somebody, some
Speaker 1: of the hot place. They're in track suits and they
Speaker 1: have they have like jewelry on like they have money.
Speaker 1: But you could tell that douche bags. So this guy's
Speaker 1: like standing, He's going, hey, I don't I don't see
Speaker 1: my bag. I don't see my bag. Jimmy, I don't
Speaker 1: see my bag. Eric, Eric, I'd say, so, He's like,
Speaker 1: what's the matter. What's the matter, Mike. He's like, Jimmy
Speaker 1: the guy, I don't see my bag. And Eric's like,
Speaker 1: calm down, man, you beg Eric. Don't tell me to
Speaker 1: calm down, Like, well, what does your bag look like?
Speaker 1: Because I guess they he didn't see them, check the
Speaker 1: bag whatever. He says, what's the bag? Look, man, I
Speaker 1: got a four thousand dollars set of clubs in a
Speaker 1: black titless bag, and I don't see my bag this
Speaker 1: fucking airport. These guys are gonna pay for the four
Speaker 1: thousand dollars golf clubs. I turned my friend and go,
Speaker 1: first of all, aren't four dollars And they could be
Speaker 1: while you're yelling it. Because now you're yelling it, I
Speaker 1: gotta be honest with you. I'm grabbing your fucking golf clubs,
Speaker 1: and I'm walking off with them because you're yelling at
Speaker 1: how their four thousand dollars. Second of all, you're a
Speaker 1: douche bag because the whole airport doesn't need to know.
Speaker 1: You could have just said, these are Jimmy, these are
Speaker 1: expensive golf clubs. Here's the thing, Jimmy and Eric already
Speaker 1: knew your golf clubs are expensive, because you know you
Speaker 1: fucking told them. You know you've golf with them before.
Speaker 1: You know. You're like missed them tiger Woods and buying
Speaker 1: expensive golf clubs. You probably aren't any fucking good anyway,
Speaker 1: and you spend four thousand golf clubs. I'm sorry, they're
Speaker 1: not gonna make you a better golfer. Don't tweet me.
Speaker 1: I don't care if there's a better balance to the head.
Speaker 1: I don't give a ship. My point is, he's like,
Speaker 1: he yells out, this is why I don't trust airplanes,
Speaker 1: and I go. First of all, I'm I'm thinking the
Speaker 1: airplane didn't steal your luggage, right, the airplane doesn't take
Speaker 1: put it under its wing and walk off with it.
Speaker 1: So you don't know what you're talking about. You don't
Speaker 1: trust airplanes. He's like, excuse me, that one of the
Speaker 1: guys walking by. Excuse Now you would think you'd like,
Speaker 1: excuse me, what do you do for I'm waiting for
Speaker 1: my bag. Excuse me? I have a black Titleist bag
Speaker 1: with golf clubs, have four thousand dollars. He sounds end titlist.
Speaker 1: Oh great, that's very funny this guy. So he's going
Speaker 1: on and now my bag comes off, right, I get
Speaker 1: my bag and my friend and Rob says to me,
Speaker 1: ready to go go Nope, I want to watch this
Speaker 1: guy fucking sweat. So you would rather sit there at
Speaker 1: the baggage carousel, yeah, just because this is entertainment for you.
Speaker 1: So it was like eight minutes more bags are coming out,
Speaker 1: and then like a bag of golf clubs comes out,
Speaker 1: and so Jimmy says, hey, Mike, dais your bank And
Speaker 1: he looks just all right, that's not my fucking bank.
Speaker 1: My bags a titlest bag, it says Titleist on it.
Speaker 1: I've had a lot of money for that bag. Of
Speaker 1: course you did. Of course you did, which is which
Speaker 1: is a problem I have with people at the airport.
Speaker 1: By the way, why you spend it while you're buying
Speaker 1: berbery fucking product. They get knocked the scuff. So I
Speaker 1: walk over to buy a seven thousand dollar piece of luggage.
Speaker 1: So I understood that. So I walk up to him
Speaker 1: like I I don't know anything. I woke up and
Speaker 1: I go, uh, you wait you what do you waiting
Speaker 1: for your luggage? He goes, what, Yeah you, I'm waiting
Speaker 1: for my my luggage too, he said. I said, he
Speaker 1: was what are you waiting for? I go, I'm waiting
Speaker 1: for some golf clubs. He goes, motherfucker, I'm waiting for
Speaker 1: golf clubs too. So I go, uh, are they expensive
Speaker 1: golf clubs? Yeah? There four thousand dollars? I go, oh,
Speaker 1: so I go, four thou dollars. It must be timeless. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you play golf a little bit? Yeah yeah, I go, why,
Speaker 1: I that's why I don't trust the airplanes. And he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. I think I've done that before
Speaker 1: the people just to like them like that. It was
Speaker 1: like almost the conversation like yeah that. So I got
Speaker 1: them all pumped up again, right. I was like fuck it.
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, you should go and find
Speaker 1: security and find they probably stole your golf clubs. Right,
Speaker 1: he's son. He's like, he's like, see, Jimmy, this guy
Speaker 1: knows they probably stole my golf clubs. Yeah, I go,
Speaker 1: So I go. I had to set of golf club
Speaker 1: stolen on this sample airline once before. They never showed
Speaker 1: up and they gave me half what they were worth.
Speaker 1: He's like, motherfucker, he's turning to be red. So I
Speaker 1: was like, hey man, good luck with you, man, good luck.
Speaker 1: So I walked away and we stand off in the
Speaker 1: corner and his bag shows up, of course, and he's like,
Speaker 1: these guys are fucking lucky. They probably hurt me. Yell.
Speaker 1: He thought it was because he was yelling, so douche bag.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, Mike. Now the titlist. So Singapore was was great.
Speaker 1: When when I finally got there, Jacob Jacobs, I need
Speaker 1: producer Jake in here because he came with us. They're like,
Speaker 1: they're having a huge conversation out there eating cereal. What
Speaker 1: time is it's one o'clock in the afternoon recording this
Speaker 1: fucking thing. Come over here, Jake. We need Jake. So
Speaker 1: Jake came onto the take, just finished his podcast. Now
Speaker 1: he's eating cereal. Yeah, did you do twenty somethings doing nothing. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's not sereal, it's keen wa. What the hell is
Speaker 1: that while you're doing nothing, you're just standing eating that's lunch?
Speaker 1: Oh what is it? Keena sounds like a dream, sounds
Speaker 1: like a big fart waiting to happen. Lots of fiber
Speaker 1: in there. But um, I was about to start talking
Speaker 1: about Singapore. We talked about the flight. But yeah, they
Speaker 1: figured out the flight. Go right, we're going right to
Speaker 1: the you I know, but we're talking already. Heard every movie,
Speaker 1: who directed, cinematographer, but the service, all of it. But anyway,
Speaker 1: that the point is with Singapore, um I, I want
Speaker 1: to say, first of all, we were we were lucky
Speaker 1: enough to go. But I didn't realize that everyone understood
Speaker 1: and spoke fluent English there. You could have just googled
Speaker 1: that I could have, But why would I have. I
Speaker 1: would have assumed it's Asia and that they weren't. You know.
Speaker 1: I learned later found out that that that it is
Speaker 1: the It is the Switzerland of the East because they're
Speaker 1: very neutral. They have every culture known to man that
Speaker 1: that pours into the country. Right, um everyone learns English
Speaker 1: and they everything they do is imported and it's a country,
Speaker 1: by the way, it's a country. Everything they do is imported.
Speaker 1: Everything they have there is imported. They don't make anything.
Speaker 1: They don't have they don't have lemon, they don't anything. Everything,
Speaker 1: No seafood. This stuff comes from. Well, the country's only
Speaker 1: thirty miles thirty miles wide, right, So it's an island
Speaker 1: all of its own, and it's south of Malaysia and
Speaker 1: south of China and all that stuff. Now they have
Speaker 1: a lot of Chinese, Malaysian, Indian and British influences. They
Speaker 1: were under British rule forever. I don't want to give
Speaker 1: you a big history lesson here, but I will say
Speaker 1: that we the things that we experienced. You know, when
Speaker 1: it's stop being a British n they got their independence
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty three is when the British monarchy. Uh, we
Speaker 1: learned all this nice, right, Jake. We knew August August
Speaker 1: ninth as so we got to we experienced food like
Speaker 1: we like, I ate stingray, I ate kangaroo. I can't
Speaker 1: do that, by the way. Was that's like a hot
Speaker 1: pocket exactly. So So I I did things that I did,
Speaker 1: things that were way way out of my comfort zone.
Speaker 1: Because I'm like, listen, the least I can do is
Speaker 1: have an open mind. First of all, I would not
Speaker 1: have gone to Asia on my own, But if you're
Speaker 1: thinking about going to Asia, I will say that the
Speaker 1: number one gateway place to go would be Singlepore because
Speaker 1: every it's so perfect, it's so everything is English speaking
Speaker 1: and English influenced that you are going to have no
Speaker 1: trouble at all getting around, communicating and enjoying. I mean,
Speaker 1: you could have Chinese food there because that's the Chinese influences,
Speaker 1: but you can't have the Chinese food here. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: what the point is? You have Chinese food in English
Speaker 1: or you can have sting ray kangaroo. I'm not doing that. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well that's what was this thing where like it's like
Speaker 1: it's like a flicky whitefish. Yeah, if you have more
Speaker 1: bones than usual. But anyway, the point is really the
Speaker 1: thing doesn' look like has bones. Its kind of just flaps. No,
Speaker 1: it's kind of it's flaky. It's flaky white fish detail
Speaker 1: but like flaky whitefish was Jake's name in high school.
Speaker 1: So one of the things I did was go zip lining. Okay,
Speaker 1: before I have known scary for now like five years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never seen scary as open to try. I was shocked.
Speaker 1: I was shocked. I'm like scary zip lining. Thank you
Speaker 1: Jake and Iane. It was so crazy everything that we did.
Speaker 1: So he didn't want to go zip lining, and then
Speaker 1: when we were there, everyone's like you should. He's like,
Speaker 1: I've never done or not I really want to do it.
Speaker 1: Is the video anywhere permanent? I know you had it
Speaker 1: in your instant stories, but is it? Well, you gotta
Speaker 1: thank Jake for that. Jake, it's it's it's it's on
Speaker 1: my Instagram. It's it's not a hard post. Okay, So
Speaker 1: before Jake gets into the whole thing, I just want
Speaker 1: to say I was very impressed that you did that.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Because you're you're a non athletic coward. That's
Speaker 1: a lot of things, and I don't mean that in
Speaker 1: a offensive way. That's you all. That's whom you wouldn't
Speaker 1: jump off a cliff. You're not that kind of guy.
Speaker 1: You know. Now, I might go bungee jumping, you are
Speaker 1: not going. But you're never going bungee jumping, and stop it.
Speaker 1: You're not. Why not because you're not a You're not
Speaker 1: a you're not a daredevil. I need a rush kind
Speaker 1: of guy. Zip lining. You must have convinced yourself you
Speaker 1: was trapped in it was safe. You probably asked a
Speaker 1: hundred safety questions, right, there's not a lot of questions
Speaker 1: to ask for bungee. You're gonna go? Is it gonna snap? No?
Speaker 1: All right, that's it. Those are choices. Okay. My only
Speaker 1: thing is you ended up going backwards the whole time,
Speaker 1: and I feel like that takes away from like seeing
Speaker 1: what you're doing well, because you spent the whole time
Speaker 1: trying to do the twist, trying to get around. Well,
Speaker 1: I had one okay, so Jake said, look, we needed
Speaker 1: multi angle shot of this and it should lock in
Speaker 1: straight like it shouldn't been. We did. Jake spun too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we won't went down backwards. But it was fine. It
Speaker 1: was so exhilarating. I had the best time doing it.
Speaker 1: But I had a selfie stick in one hand, and
Speaker 1: then Jake was on the other line and he was
Speaker 1: filming me with the camera angle number two. So he
Speaker 1: so if you see the video, if Jake cut that together,
Speaker 1: there's no video of Jake. Well there's Jake in the
Speaker 1: background of mine. Yeah, yeah, Jake was there if you
Speaker 1: look down at all, because I don't remember seeing any
Speaker 1: video of you looking down own. I looked, I looked ahead.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's the move, by the way, don't look down.
Speaker 1: So so that's what that's your whole thing is about me.
Speaker 1: I found I found funny you trying to do the
Speaker 1: twist like get so you know, we saw him, We
Speaker 1: went to museums, we saw art, we ate the best
Speaker 1: food they really, we went on a bar crawl. I
Speaker 1: mean it was a good time. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: want to bore you with that crap it anyway, because
Speaker 1: but but one thing that happened that was probably the
Speaker 1: funniest thing of the trip. And it goes off of
Speaker 1: what Brody. You know, Brodie loves a good discount, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: so does Jake. Jake and Brodie. Brodie and Jake, the
Speaker 1: one in the same I'm not Brodian Jake, Oh exactly
Speaker 1: what Jacob Brodie, Jake and the Brody wasn't a TV show, No,
Speaker 1: that was no Jake and the bro Nope, I know
Speaker 1: what it was. I'm not going to say what it was.
Speaker 1: It was Jake and the fat Man. Okay, So and
Speaker 1: I'm not so we're not doing that. Brody and Jake
Speaker 1: two Jews who love good discounts. Uh, just two guys
Speaker 1: who love discounts Jewish? So you don't you don't like
Speaker 1: a discount? I love a discount? Are you Jewish? Okay?
Speaker 1: But what I'm about what I'm about to do. You
Speaker 1: might have done what I'm about to tell you about, Jake.
Speaker 1: You might have done the same thing and falling but
Speaker 1: better Jake, when you fall into the same trap, just
Speaker 1: get to get to again. Here it is Jake decides,
Speaker 1: I think I want to go for a massage that
Speaker 1: just like that. It was like, so he's asking the locals, Hey,
Speaker 1: so where can I get a good massage around here
Speaker 1: for cheap? Jake's like the keep that's twenty dollars. They're like,
Speaker 1: Jake's like massage, what a bargain? It's at a mall,
Speaker 1: a strip mall massage or something something resembling that. Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: So I got a massage at the hotel. Why because
Speaker 1: I know that it's safe. It may be more expensive,
Speaker 1: but they won't there won't be video of you released
Speaker 1: to the internet. Are you getting a handy? But I
Speaker 1: know I'm gonna get what I'm maid for Jake tells
Speaker 1: the story from the could you go you pay for?
Speaker 1: You should have got like six handies for that massage.
Speaker 1: It was an expensive massage. But I tried to get
Speaker 1: a massage in a hotel in Florida the one day
Speaker 1: I was there. So I'm not gonna mention the hotel,
Speaker 1: but it's a very nice hotel in Florida. Nope. And
Speaker 1: I wanted to get like a day pass because I
Speaker 1: was only there for the day. We're flying out late
Speaker 1: at night. We figured we stayed came home from the cruise.
Speaker 1: We got off the boat like eight am, like we
Speaker 1: have the whole day in Miami. Let's I tried to
Speaker 1: get a hotel. You and I tried to use every connection.
Speaker 1: So this one hotel was that they don't have day rates.
Speaker 1: They said, but you can use the whole facility if
Speaker 1: you if you either rent a cabana or get a massage.
Speaker 1: I go. If I get a massage, I get the
Speaker 1: massage and the use of the hotel the whole day.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, well, so the cabana they go. I said, well,
Speaker 1: how much does the cabana? Uh, cabana seven and fifty
Speaker 1: and the large I don't need that and so okay,
Speaker 1: so put me the chance to me the massage people.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I have like two massages for the Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: what time? But oh yeah, so yeah, I go. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I get a discount, because that's who
Speaker 1: I heart. Media. We we've done some things at your hotel.
Speaker 1: Ten percent discount really ill? It involves involves the found right, Well, okay, Jake,
Speaker 1: no such discounts. I didn't tell you the price. I
Speaker 1: come on, ten percent off? The problem? How much is
Speaker 1: the massage that might tempt sent discount? Here comes a
Speaker 1: punch line. I go, I better be getting a happy ending.
Speaker 1: Know what the discount was to off? Well, I think
Speaker 1: with something like that for a massage exactly, which is
Speaker 1: why you would have done with Jake. Didn't got a
Speaker 1: twenty massage, but yeah, yeah, Jakes deal. By the way,
Speaker 1: don't go into a country anywhere and not know what
Speaker 1: the hell you're getting into when it comes to people
Speaker 1: touching your body. Jake, what happened? So we went with
Speaker 1: our tour guide. The tour guy was like, yeah, all
Speaker 1: the time, I get it's great. Is very different than
Speaker 1: a full body hold on, can I tell you this
Speaker 1: is something you need to know. Whenever you go to
Speaker 1: an island or a country far from America, you take
Speaker 1: a Caribbean cruise. Uh open the door for Ricky if
Speaker 1: you don't mind. She's pushing over and over again. It's
Speaker 1: a locked door. Oh right, let's find out how hard
Speaker 1: you have to push on a locked door. All right, okay,
Speaker 1: So here's what happens. You get off the ship. Right,
Speaker 1: you're on a cruise, right, you you land you land
Speaker 1: in uh St. Croix, St. John, Saint Martin. Right, you
Speaker 1: get off, and they're like, hey, we'll give you a
Speaker 1: tour like we have cars. We'll give you the tour
Speaker 1: of the mountain, tour of the town, whatever. Here's what happens.
Speaker 1: They go, oh, you know what, you guys hungry. I
Speaker 1: happen to know a really good seafood place on the beach.
Speaker 1: Then you get there and it's a wink wing to
Speaker 1: the maitre d or the owner. They're all getting. It's
Speaker 1: all kickback, so they all get paid. So when that
Speaker 1: tour tour guide, hold on, when the tour guide says,
Speaker 1: I know a place you can get a massage, he's
Speaker 1: in with them. He's not giving you, like the top
Speaker 1: rated zagag let Jake explain the story. Tell the story
Speaker 1: that would have gone. So my friend and I right,
Speaker 1: which is why the tour guide takes you there. A
Speaker 1: buddy of his, my friend, was on the trip with me,
Speaker 1: my friend Matt. So Matt and I are here, were like, wow,
Speaker 1: this is so great. It is so local. There's no
Speaker 1: tourists here, nobody speaks English. It was awesome. They wanted
Speaker 1: a full local experience for twenty dollars experience, and we
Speaker 1: got it. So we decided instead of getting a full
Speaker 1: massage like the tour guide was getting, you know, because
Speaker 1: that would be the smart thing to do, was follow
Speaker 1: the guy get a penis massage. Yeah, I was like,
Speaker 1: get a full body massage. It was forty five minutes
Speaker 1: and it was like it was but something had to
Speaker 1: be suspect when you walk into the room and the
Speaker 1: book of you tell your story, Yeah, dude, I don't know.
Speaker 1: And for for those for those listings. Since the beginning,
Speaker 1: I've also seen video games you can play against you.
Speaker 1: I wanted to get Jake, tell him, tell him you're
Speaker 1: gonna tell me what's wrong with its? What what's wrong
Speaker 1: with this picture? And if you would have walked out
Speaker 1: at this moment salon where you have all the foot
Speaker 1: massage chairs in a row. Yeah. Sure. Then there was
Speaker 1: a room divider behind all these noticed the word room divide, right,
Speaker 1: That's where the porn movies used to be when used
Speaker 1: to go to rental places. Separate room. It's a divider.
Speaker 1: So they were like, come back here, come back here
Speaker 1: because they need speak English. Oh scary as they all
Speaker 1: speak English, like, not these people, not these people. Okay
Speaker 1: points to the table and I don't know what she
Speaker 1: was saying, but clearly she was get on the table, Jake.
Speaker 1: So I'm I had my belt on and my watching,
Speaker 1: all my clothes and wearing catchy shorts and a T shirt.
Speaker 1: Do take off my pants? And she's like, belt gonna
Speaker 1: whip you. Took your watch off, wallet, wallet in my bag.
Speaker 1: And the whole time my eyes are open because I'm like,
Speaker 1: somebody gonna come take my back. The answer there is probably, well,
Speaker 1: I still have my wallet, so we're good. So we
Speaker 1: lay on the table. I'm wearing karake shorts and a
Speaker 1: T shirt. You're fully closed, closed except for my watch
Speaker 1: and my expensive wallet. You have no money in the water.
Speaker 1: It don't lie. You listen to order you know, ricky.
Speaker 1: So she puts a towel over me, and I'm laying
Speaker 1: face down. The hell you need a towel if you're
Speaker 1: fully clothed. So then the next thing I know, I
Speaker 1: feel her get on top of me like she's about
Speaker 1: to ride men, like she puts her legs on each
Speaker 1: side of you, mounted me like like your a hobby
Speaker 1: hippie hob Okay, okay. So she mounts me like a
Speaker 1: horse and starts massaging me. And so as soon as
Speaker 1: it started, I was like, ship, this is gonna be terrible.
Speaker 1: She went so hard and was like massaging on my bone,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, how do I tell her that it hurts?
Speaker 1: She doesn't speak of Oh you know what the Singapore
Speaker 1: word for this hurts? Oh? Yeah. So then it was me.
Speaker 1: There was three beds. It was me, my friend Matt,
Speaker 1: and then another guy next to us who you don't know, right,
Speaker 1: and there was only two right, there's three guys. Okay,
Speaker 1: pause right there, here's what's wrong with this picture. First
Speaker 1: of all, you and your buddy are in the same room,
Speaker 1: sharing the same bed. They were okay, same bed. You
Speaker 1: were closed. How close were you have been holding hands?
Speaker 1: There you go they couples of massage, no even couples
Speaker 1: of I was with my girlfriend all right in a
Speaker 1: couple of massage, and she was like fucking ten feet
Speaker 1: away from me, and by the way, lights went down low.
Speaker 1: There was this, there was the there was the okay,
Speaker 1: what were you s yeah, what were you smelling? I
Speaker 1: was I had aromatic therapy, like beautiful, like roses smelling
Speaker 1: rat poisoning. Right by contrast, hold on, we had this
Speaker 1: hold on, We had this zen music playing. It was
Speaker 1: light in some language I don't know music, okay, in
Speaker 1: a brightly lit room, fully clothed with your buddy next
Speaker 1: to but then you discover the third dude when you
Speaker 1: looked over, right, So why? And I reached over to
Speaker 1: make sure my friend was still there because he was
Speaker 1: being real quiet and these ladies were talking real loud.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know what the hell is
Speaker 1: going on right now, but this hurts. And there's three
Speaker 1: dudes and there's only two massuses. And she keeps getting
Speaker 1: on top of me, like she's riding me, like to
Speaker 1: get to the other side of She would literally mount
Speaker 1: me and then get off on the other side. Four hands.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I want to hear more of the story.
Speaker 1: None on gun, how the hell is it? The first
Speaker 1: of hold off? Did you not question why there was
Speaker 1: a fucking stranger in your room? It wasn't even a room,
Speaker 1: it was it was behind the rice wall, folding the wall.
Speaker 1: And by the way, don't you think it you get
Speaker 1: some more money off that hold on? Yeah, he was
Speaker 1: trying to get something off. You only got a hand
Speaker 1: one hand on you also, so then the show was
Speaker 1: never mind heart. Somebody told us that if we wanted
Speaker 1: to add on a happy ending to one of these places,
Speaker 1: it would only be fifty addition to Now, these women
Speaker 1: didn't tell you that, you toad guide told you that.
Speaker 1: I did not tell us that. Somebody else told us.
Speaker 1: But who is this somebody else? It's someone we know? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it was was it somebody? No? No, no no, but
Speaker 1: it's obviously there. That was like, okay, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Somebody somebody told you that you had a girlfriend. And
Speaker 1: he looked like a boyfriend. And she the woman is
Speaker 1: talking to the woman next to us, and I have
Speaker 1: no idea what we got that. Yeah, And at one
Speaker 1: point she's she's talking and then she's like hello, like
Speaker 1: she's talking to me and and she says something to me,
Speaker 1: and my stupid solf I was like, yes, I'm taking
Speaker 1: What did I just did? What's the Singapore word for
Speaker 1: strap on? Do you want me to steal your wallet? Yes?
Speaker 1: I have no idea what I said yes to. But
Speaker 1: she didn't try and do anything more. But let me
Speaker 1: tell you, it was the most painful massage of my
Speaker 1: entire life. So yes, strap on. I woke up and
Speaker 1: I was, oh my god, and I can't sit like okay,
Speaker 1: but okay, So questions scary? Hold so you you and
Speaker 1: your girlfriend were in the hotel? Yes, zen music, right, lotions,
Speaker 1: professional bed, one mssuse for each person in the feet
Speaker 1: washed your feet. They did a relaxing rubbing, maybe a
Speaker 1: light touch of romantherapy. It sounds, I mean, night and
Speaker 1: day from what Jake wentroke. Hold on, Jake, how much
Speaker 1: did you pay? Scary? I think it was? It was actually, well, listen,
Speaker 1: it was remember okay, how much? How much? How much
Speaker 1: would have been? How much it would have been? It
Speaker 1: would have been a couple of hundred dollars. I'm in
Speaker 1: with Jake's place. I'm for twenty bucks. I'm in. No,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't. You would not. That's the problem with how
Speaker 1: you you guys think sometimes, you guys pennywise and poundfuls,
Speaker 1: you penny wise and poundfuls. Okay, a second holding for
Speaker 1: a bargain cut corners, hold on your body. Let's pure
Speaker 1: supposed to be relaxed. Let's let's pull the curtain back.
Speaker 1: Fucking crazy, Let's let's pull the curtain. No, no, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's let's explain what's really going on here? He scary?
Speaker 1: What's the massage included with the trip? From the Singapore people?
Speaker 1: As Jake said, it was that go fucking something. Jake,
Speaker 1: who's the flaky white jew whatever? He say, No, you
Speaker 1: got a free massage, now he paid twenty bucks more.
Speaker 1: Therefore you're the cheap pastor, all things considered equal, I
Speaker 1: would have I agreed with you. No, no, no, But
Speaker 1: you have to understand something. He was looking for an adventure.
Speaker 1: What about the highway? Regardless regardless whatever comes his regardless,
Speaker 1: Jake is born to be wild, regardless of the massage
Speaker 1: being included. Okay, and of our hotel stay and all that.
Speaker 1: I would have you know me, brody, you know, but
Speaker 1: in this case you didn't. I would have paid. Certain
Speaker 1: things in life you don't funk with and you don't
Speaker 1: try and cheap and chinsey out on listen to the
Speaker 1: local guy who was like, yeah, come here, Okay, he
Speaker 1: got he got eight dollars in at twenty for recommending it, guaranteed.
Speaker 1: We're walking out, So it's also like, as you walk out,
Speaker 1: it's a hallway full of different massage places coming at
Speaker 1: you like massage, and I'm just like, I don't know
Speaker 1: where I'm going. You didn't say yes. I didn't say
Speaker 1: yes to that. We walk out and the tour guy
Speaker 1: turns us he's like, how was it? And man I
Speaker 1: look at each other like, oh, it was good. And
Speaker 1: then he's like, yeah, next time, I'll take you guys
Speaker 1: to a different place that's a little bit cleaner. In
Speaker 1: that place not so clean. Just told this is the
Speaker 1: best place to go. What next time is that the
Speaker 1: next time if there's another place that's cleaner, that means
Speaker 1: in his mind he's aware that this place is dirty
Speaker 1: er cot By the way, did you guys talk about
Speaker 1: this on twenty something podcast? Okay, so there's no reason
Speaker 1: to listen then I mean to talk about this. They're
Speaker 1: gonna take a clip of this and just play it
Speaker 1: on theirs. But I still don't know. It sounds like
Speaker 1: you've got a rear ending it was going through your
Speaker 1: mind this and Brodie, I don't understand how you see
Speaker 1: And this is my problem with problem looks scary some
Speaker 1: first of all, an adventures an adventure, right, that's what
Speaker 1: he wanted. Now truthfully, now that we know the whole picture,
Speaker 1: I would have taken the free massage, right, but had
Speaker 1: mind had mind has been twenty five dollars, I would
Speaker 1: have gone to twenty See. That's then that's my problem
Speaker 1: with you. That's my problem with you. All of that aside,
Speaker 1: I still agree with the fact that there are some
Speaker 1: things that you splur John, like a massage. Pampering is
Speaker 1: something clearly I gotta tell you. I gotta tell you
Speaker 1: a Jake, you do need a massage, see a little
Speaker 1: stressed exactly. And the day of pampering is a day
Speaker 1: is just that, as far as when I woke up
Speaker 1: the next morning and felt worse than we did before
Speaker 1: the right can I can I ask you guys a question.
Speaker 1: I want to know who this wild card guy was
Speaker 1: and why there were only two women for three guys.
Speaker 1: He should have paid sixteen dollars. No, you know, and
Speaker 1: he's the guy. Okay, you know he was. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you who he was. You haven't played three card Monty
Speaker 1: on the street. Well, that's when, like they do, find
Speaker 1: the red card, find the red card, and they flip
Speaker 1: the three cards around, right, And there's always that one
Speaker 1: guy in the crowd who's playing and he wins. Sometimes
Speaker 1: he loses. Sometimes he's like, wow, that guy won, I
Speaker 1: can win. That guy works for them. That third guy
Speaker 1: was the guy that was gonna go. He's sitting there going,
Speaker 1: is this great? Guys? This is great? Oh these guys,
Speaker 1: You guys run for a treat. I I come here
Speaker 1: all the time. But think of that shill. They all
Speaker 1: work for the but the visual of having two women
Speaker 1: jumping on top of three guys backs taking turns and
Speaker 1: not having enough hands your your massage has to have
Speaker 1: two hands on you at how you're not flying a
Speaker 1: drone at this point, I could get the video three
Speaker 1: women for three guys, all right, so I can ask
Speaker 1: the question. So we went on the Norwegian cruise for
Speaker 1: for the bon Jovi cruise. Right, Ricky, by the way,
Speaker 1: would you would you have taken this No? I wouldn't
Speaker 1: have done. So, Jake is scary. I need your your
Speaker 1: your opinion, and Ricky want you in chime in. So
Speaker 1: we met a couple of girls on the cruise who
Speaker 1: were big fans the Helvis Rancho, big fans of the
Speaker 1: podcast right uh Kim and Samantha, the cousins, and so
Speaker 1: we kept like running into them. Eventually we hung out
Speaker 1: with them. We went to the Sound Disco with them,
Speaker 1: which I we have talked about sound disco. I want
Speaker 1: your opinion on the sound disco. Okay, you know what
Speaker 1: that is, right, I'll explain it. Yeah, I'll explain it
Speaker 1: in a minute. So we were told we get a
Speaker 1: thing in our room. They're like, you guys have vi
Speaker 1: I p S. We wanted to take care of you
Speaker 1: guys because you know we're friends with Norwegian Cruise Line.
Speaker 1: We've got a couple of three things. Yourself there. Brody
Speaker 1: on the absolutely absolutely okay, fucking is the No. I
Speaker 1: didn't say things wrong with it. You pretended like you
Speaker 1: splurt for this big face. It would have the pointed
Speaker 1: I would have ye yeah, oh that's right. You know me.
Speaker 1: I would have paid for money knows no boundaries for me.
Speaker 1: I will I will train my bank account for a
Speaker 1: better massage. Yeah, okay. Anyway, so so we get this
Speaker 1: thing in our in our room and says you get
Speaker 1: one spot treatment courtesy of the ship and the great
Speaker 1: people of six Man Cruises. The sixth Man sixth Man
Speaker 1: people took unbelievable care of us. Anyway. They work with
Speaker 1: the Norwegian Cruise Line for the rock tours, the rock concerts,
Speaker 1: that's what they do. So I said, it says you
Speaker 1: can have a full body massage, a stone massage, or
Speaker 1: or or a facial which makes you laugh, or or
Speaker 1: a manny petty So my buddy Robin, I life not
Speaker 1: a manny petty massage, right, So we we like we
Speaker 1: call a massage place. And they said, well, we'll come
Speaker 1: down and we go to the Then they go, uh,
Speaker 1: we were all booked up because we waited till the
Speaker 1: third day of the cruise. But if there's an opening,
Speaker 1: we'll we'll put you in the waiting less. Would you
Speaker 1: prefer a male or female massage person? I have female,
Speaker 1: of course. Of course, of course. So we get back
Speaker 1: at seven o'clock. They close at seven eight o'clock. That
Speaker 1: was the last sessions we get to. So any massages available. No,
Speaker 1: what was the last night of the cruise. So we
Speaker 1: had to use our free coupon. So like, I won't
Speaker 1: get the many penny hold on, hold on, so so ice.
Speaker 1: So my friend Rob says, I'll have the manicure pedicure
Speaker 1: because I'm a man. I got it. I don't want
Speaker 1: the many petty. So so I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm man enough, I'll get the many petty. Fine. So
Speaker 1: we with two of us go, we sit down, we're
Speaker 1: doing our nails. Well they were a little that's a
Speaker 1: it's a week with that clear apology. Well I've gotten
Speaker 1: manicure pedicures before anyway, I have to love them. Hold On,
Speaker 1: Rob had never been on a cruise before and never
Speaker 1: had a manny petty. But if it's for free, it's
Speaker 1: for me. He's in, he said, he painted his toes black.
Speaker 1: He's like, he's like, it's free. I'm doing. He had
Speaker 1: a great time. We a great time. So now Kim
Speaker 1: and and uh Samantha show up. They're they're getting um
Speaker 1: facial scrubs, facials and the whole thing. So they go
Speaker 1: so they see us getting our man our manicure as
Speaker 1: they go. This is a joke and it wasn't meant
Speaker 1: in the This is where they go, oh, we didn't
Speaker 1: realize you guys were gay. Okay, so I saw. I
Speaker 1: saw exactly when they said it in like a tongue
Speaker 1: in cheek. So so if so if, I said to him,
Speaker 1: I go, you know what makes you gay? Having sex
Speaker 1: with another man, that's what makes you gay. Having my
Speaker 1: nails buffed and polished and soaked and softening. I went, oh,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, I said. They said it's totally fine.
Speaker 1: So we did that and we got the pedicure with
Speaker 1: the that we got we did side by side. They
Speaker 1: had like two chairs, so we got the oh they
Speaker 1: did so. So my buddy says to the girl, she's
Speaker 1: from Spain and uh, he says to her, um, so,
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question, be honest. Now as
Speaker 1: he's she's scrubbing his feet with a cheese grater and
Speaker 1: all that. Right, Yeah, who doesn't want no? No, we
Speaker 1: was great, he says. Stories. He says, story goes to
Speaker 1: be honest with me, like, how did you get into this?
Speaker 1: Do you like feet? Like, well, why do you? Why
Speaker 1: do you do this? Now he isn't realized that these
Speaker 1: people are are their ship employees. They may have been
Speaker 1: trained to do that. They didn't said. They may have
Speaker 1: just said I want to be on the cruise and
Speaker 1: they get nine months at sea, they get a nice
Speaker 1: amount of money is sending home, and you know, it's
Speaker 1: a good life for a lot of them. I love
Speaker 1: being on the ship. So so so. So he's he's
Speaker 1: assuming she's a foot person, and you know, how did
Speaker 1: you get into it? He was, actually I hate feet.
Speaker 1: He's like what, And he's like, you're holding my feet
Speaker 1: and he and he's one of these people like scary
Speaker 1: has this His second toe is bigger than his big toe,
Speaker 1: and so I'm making fun of him, like, yeah, look
Speaker 1: at science second toe. He's a freak. Anyway, so um,
Speaker 1: she says I hate feet. He goes, what are you doing? She's, well, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's at my job. It's fine. I'm good with it.
Speaker 1: But like when I go home, people are like, hey,
Speaker 1: can I get a foot massage? Can they put their
Speaker 1: feet in my face? Right? Because I don't want like
Speaker 1: I don't want my friend's feet near me. People like
Speaker 1: sticking their feet in my face. I do it on
Speaker 1: my job. So I said, well, you know, I have
Speaker 1: to be honest, any job I've had, and you guys
Speaker 1: can chime in if you've had the same thing. When
Speaker 1: I worked in a restaurant, I would eat the food
Speaker 1: like crazy for a month, and I didn't need the
Speaker 1: food there anymore. Right, When I worked at Starbucks, I
Speaker 1: drank a lot of coffee, and then I was like,
Speaker 1: I've done with coffee for years. I don't wanna drink it.
Speaker 1: And even here work in the radio, we played Top
Speaker 1: forty on our radio stations. After a while, I go, yeh,
Speaker 1: hear rocked me. I gotta put something else on, you
Speaker 1: get because you're here to work all the time. So
Speaker 1: she's fine with feet at work, but she's like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to I'm not going to hear any feet.
Speaker 1: Have you guys had jobs that you like, hated the
Speaker 1: product when you were not working? Uh No, because I
Speaker 1: worked and I eat food food. Yeah, you know that
Speaker 1: doesn't count. I worked with a product. Well, I used
Speaker 1: to build trophies. But I don't have anything against trophies. Well,
Speaker 1: it takes defenses. He avoided trophies outside of work. I
Speaker 1: scream place or if you're from water, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's ices. I would hate to get water ice. Okay,
Speaker 1: can we listen. I love Philadelphia. That is the dumbest
Speaker 1: name for anything in America that in the game water ice,
Speaker 1: it is water, but no, it's ice. All ices water
Speaker 1: as opposed to ices that have milk basted to him.
Speaker 1: Then it's not ice. Then yeah, then it's ices frozen water.
Speaker 1: It's because it has has has milk. It It's like saying, oh,
Speaker 1: what is that coming off the kit to stove? That's
Speaker 1: air steam. You wouldn't say that it's around water ice.
Speaker 1: It's ice. No, water, ice is the equivalent of white milk.
Speaker 1: It's fucking milk. It's not white milk. It's just milk.
Speaker 1: I don't need to tell me what color it is.
Speaker 1: Water water ice is stupid right now, people in Philadelphia
Speaker 1: like funck Brody, it's water ice, it's it's in New
Speaker 1: York we call it ices because because it's ices, I
Speaker 1: call it ices. Technically it's ice. Bro it's not ices.
Speaker 1: But it's singular. It's not fucking plural. No, but you buy,
Speaker 1: you buy multiple of them. The iss I'm eating but
Speaker 1: people say no, people say I'm eating an Italian I'm
Speaker 1: eating Italian ices. No, you're eating a singular ice. Just
Speaker 1: as stupid as Philadelphia. You know, Okay, I say I
Speaker 1: didn't say Philadelphia was stupid. You were implying I said
Speaker 1: the name water ice, or as they say, wooter ice
Speaker 1: is it doesn't it's redundant to water. Yeah, well you're
Speaker 1: in the middle. You're in the middle, right, what we
Speaker 1: say water. One's not better than the other. It's accents.
Speaker 1: It's fine. Problem with that. I just think I think
Speaker 1: it's redundant to say water ice. I just think it's
Speaker 1: a distinguishing between a water based ice and a milk
Speaker 1: based ices. No such thing as milk based ice, because
Speaker 1: it's frozen milk ice by definition is frozen water. Because
Speaker 1: you're wrong, I'm not because because because spimoni is content
Speaker 1: has it has a has a combination of what is
Speaker 1: the definition of ice. No, here's the definition of ice.
Speaker 1: Frozen water a brittle, transparent, crystalline solid. What I'm saying
Speaker 1: frozen water frozen. No, Spimoni has a milk baste to it.
Speaker 1: It's frozen milk with frozen water together. So it's it's Yes,
Speaker 1: Spimonia has a is a dairy product, Yes, like ice cream.
Speaker 1: Definition of spimonimon, definition of spimoni doesn't know it. It's
Speaker 1: not Italian definition of spimoni. Here's the definition of spimoni.
Speaker 1: A kind of ice cream with different colors and flavors
Speaker 1: and layers, and often made with bits of fruit and nuts. Dick,
Speaker 1: it's ice cream all your life, you thought it was
Speaker 1: some kind of crazy. It's ice cream. Gardens and Boklyn.
Speaker 1: You cannot tell me that that's ice cream. That is
Speaker 1: these ice cream. Put piece of fruit, water in there,
Speaker 1: there's it's frozen water in there too, with the milk.
Speaker 1: It's all of it. It's it's ice cream. It can be.
Speaker 1: If they water down their ice cream, that's fine. If
Speaker 1: it has fro like water moisture, that frozen it, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Your whole life has changed to drink ice cream. I
Speaker 1: need to drink, need to drink spring your drinks. Can
Speaker 1: you talk about broommate? By the way, you can put
Speaker 1: ice cream in your browmated? Will stay called? Okay, you're done,
Speaker 1: you're out, Okay, bye, Hey listen anytime, listen, I'll give
Speaker 1: you a massage. Bucks Bucks stuff. Um, we we don't
Speaker 1: want our alcohol to be warm. We don't or our
Speaker 1: ice cream on soda. So can I tell you what
Speaker 1: can I tell you that I was listening to your
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Speaker 1: one because it looks you're gonna get the wine so later. Okay,
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Speaker 1: of white wine. Uh uh. She left it out on
Speaker 1: the table, right. So I said, you know you always
Speaker 1: leave your wine out. You should put it in the
Speaker 1: wine slater. I'll let you use one of mine. I
Speaker 1: got the Navy in the glitter peacock. So I said,
Speaker 1: I'll let you use the navy one because I kind
Speaker 1: of like the glitter peacock one. I gotta be honest
Speaker 1: with you, and so I gave her the navy one.
Speaker 1: She put the wine in the blue one and left
Speaker 1: it out, and it was cold the next day because
Speaker 1: she's got to put away. It's like, you know you're
Speaker 1: gonna leave it out. They put it in the bottle,
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Speaker 1: We still have like a thousand things to talk about,
Speaker 1: but the show is almost I didn't get to the
Speaker 1: Silent Disco. Okay, you want to talk about that now,
Speaker 1: let me talk about sound Discount did Disco because I
Speaker 1: got a lot of stuff from the cruise. I want
Speaker 1: to get to do it for the next episode real quick.
Speaker 1: On a silent disco Okay, two things, which by the way,
Speaker 1: I'm a fan of. You have the song I asked
Speaker 1: you for the yea yeah, okay, okay, they're getting okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So silent disco if you've never been, it's really cool idea.
Speaker 1: That's cooler when you do it. You go in a room.
Speaker 1: The DJ's spinning music, right, but it's only played through headphones.
Speaker 1: So they give you a pair of headphones and there's
Speaker 1: a switch on your headphones. You go from one channel
Speaker 1: to the other. There might be a dance channel, a
Speaker 1: rock channel, or right on the On the Norwegian cruise,
Speaker 1: I went on on j there were three right, and
Speaker 1: by the way, as you turn channels, your headphones light
Speaker 1: up different colors blue, green, and red. Right, so you
Speaker 1: could see all the blue people, all the blue headphone people.
Speaker 1: That person is listening to the music. So what happens
Speaker 1: is like all the red people are banging their heads
Speaker 1: like they listening to rock music. The hip hop people
Speaker 1: are all like hip so you can look and go
Speaker 1: you don't hear what they're listening to but they're singing,
Speaker 1: they're lipping the mouth in the words. So and so
Speaker 1: what happens is you might be on the Red Channel.
Speaker 1: You're like, I don't like this song. Let me see
Speaker 1: what's on Blue. Okay. So I was listening to Queen
Speaker 1: and this girl came up to me and she's like,
Speaker 1: that's dancing with me because she knows I'm listening to
Speaker 1: what she's listening to. Even though there's no music playing
Speaker 1: in the room. It's fantastic here. There were two things
Speaker 1: that went wrong. Not with the cruise. The DJ was great. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's there's the you gotta you gotta be on Blue guy. Okay,
Speaker 1: there was this big, fat guy in a Hawaiian shirt.
Speaker 1: I know that sounds cliche. Legitimately, big guy in a
Speaker 1: Hawaiian shirt the Hawaiian punch man. And I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: he may have pulled his pants so so he kept
Speaker 1: he kept walking. But this is the guy. Um he uh.
Speaker 1: He had long hair like he was a rock dude.
Speaker 1: And so the stereotypes keep getting better. No, he had
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you he's okay, I'm painting the picture.
Speaker 1: So is he eating caloo a pig too? No, no,
Speaker 1: So I told you that rock channel was the Red channel, right,
Speaker 1: so I'm listening to rock music. He had long hair,
Speaker 1: but for some reason he listened to the Blue channel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know it's going to happen here. He was coming
Speaker 1: over the groups of people going, oh dude, now we're
Speaker 1: all have headphones on. We can't hear right, So he's
Speaker 1: mouth he's the he's the you gotta be blue guy. Oh, guys,
Speaker 1: you gotta getta a blue on. Yeah, okay, you gotta
Speaker 1: put blow on a great song, great song, bl blow
Speaker 1: And he's pointing to his ears. He's like blue, got
Speaker 1: put blue on. So people were like going like, okay,
Speaker 1: put on there, Like okay's great. When he would leave, right,
Speaker 1: they're like, fucking guy, he comes back. I got like.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like a specific group. He would come up
Speaker 1: with to a section like because he was dancing great.
Speaker 1: Oh I got great, but great because he wanted people
Speaker 1: like dance with him. Because if you were on the
Speaker 1: red of the blue channel and a good song was
Speaker 1: on the green that he thought, right, So he's trying
Speaker 1: to be your personal like he was anything wrong with him.
Speaker 1: He wasn't like he had a problem like he was
Speaker 1: just that guy because I saw him in other situations
Speaker 1: and he was he wasn't like you know, so when
Speaker 1: it came to the music, he was fanatical about like
Speaker 1: somebody that's kind of It's kind of like when I
Speaker 1: come into the room though, and I'm like, you guys,
Speaker 1: gotta try these meatballs. He's amazing. He's I'm a food pusher.
Speaker 1: He was a music Okay. So now so I'm with
Speaker 1: Kim and my friend Robin, our cousins Samanta, four of us,
Speaker 1: and we're kind of like laughing at people. So we
Speaker 1: take our headphones off and we're just laughing at people. Right,
Speaker 1: We're just you know. So we have like one ear
Speaker 1: on so we can hear the music, and one year
Speaker 1: off so we can hear the people in the room.
Speaker 1: So def Leppard comes on and this guy's like, but
Speaker 1: d yeah, and never again. He didn't have problem. He
Speaker 1: was like he he just that's what he's saying. Okay,
Speaker 1: phones on, you don't enunci eight I had. So then
Speaker 1: this happened and I have to try to talk it through.
Speaker 1: This song comes on and this woman in front of
Speaker 1: us goes, but's this sester? Yeah, what's this esterm? Turning
Speaker 1: out problem with that? Okay, this, this, this, come on,
Speaker 1: feel the noise right huge arguably one of the biggest
Speaker 1: hard rock heavy metal songs of the early mid eighties,
Speaker 1: and was yelling Wistan was yelling Twisted Sister. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so she yelled at yeah, twist that sister, and she
Speaker 1: did the rock horns on both hands. Here's my my question.
Speaker 1: I can understand a normal person getting it wrong right, like,
Speaker 1: you're not into a heavy metal for me. Most of
Speaker 1: the audience doesn't know what you're talking about. Yet, what
Speaker 1: do you mean, Well, okay, well, okay, this is not
Speaker 1: twist the sister. Right. People think this is twisted. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's quiet Riot. You hear this. I know because I'm
Speaker 1: a radio guy that this is quiet Ryot. They were
Speaker 1: one hit wonder. Okay, they were not a one hit wonder.
Speaker 1: They were they were had three hits. Most people will
Speaker 1: yell Twisted Sister like that lady did. No, they won't.
Speaker 1: They will push his sister sings. We're not gonna take it.
Speaker 1: I want to rock. This is quite right. My My
Speaker 1: point is if you were in this place and you
Speaker 1: heard that right. This was a year before Twisted Sister
Speaker 1: made it big. Okay, you might make the mistake of
Speaker 1: going to a buddy, oh Twist Sister. Right, if you're
Speaker 1: not a big fan, you go, oh, hey, man, Twisted
Speaker 1: Sisters on, and then we go no man, Okay. My
Speaker 1: point is if you get so excited to hear Twisted Sister,
Speaker 1: if you're like, yes, Twisted Sister, you better know that
Speaker 1: it's How do you not know it's not Twisted Sister?
Speaker 1: So does this idiot go to Twisted Sister concerts and
Speaker 1: go I can't believe they didn't play come on Field,
Speaker 1: the Noise, want to rip Off? I can't believe they
Speaker 1: didn't play their biggest hit. Like, she's clearly a fan
Speaker 1: of Twisted Sister, but doesn't know that that's quiet Riot.
Speaker 1: That's like going Backstreet Boys and it's bye bye, bye
Speaker 1: bye and sync right, Like, if you're that excited about
Speaker 1: Backstreet Boys, you should know they don't sing by by right,
Speaker 1: That's my point. If you are on a grand day,
Speaker 1: you don't scream out Taylor Swift. That's my go to
Speaker 1: go to this decade? Right, So I thought you were
Speaker 1: a problem with the Silent Disco. Was was the actual
Speaker 1: what was going on in the room, Like everyone's everyone's
Speaker 1: on the dance floor and with three different into music
Speaker 1: went on each other. So the hip hop people are
Speaker 1: doing like their breakdance and doing hip hop right and
Speaker 1: and they're doing hand gestures and the rock people doing
Speaker 1: air guitar. It's fantastic. But the best part is watching it.
Speaker 1: And then the best part is not having any headphones
Speaker 1: line at all, because now it's completely visually. Have you
Speaker 1: been going, you know, like right quiet? Because every song
Speaker 1: is a song that people know the words do They're
Speaker 1: all singalong songs right. Anyway, My point was the best
Speaker 1: way to do a sound disco one of your phone on,
Speaker 1: one of your phone off. We have a lot more
Speaker 1: to recap episode eighty two. We'll get to that I
Speaker 1: have I'm in the middle of a rant in my
Speaker 1: life another one next week. You'll find out about my
Speaker 1: rant with the Fawcett people. I'm I'm giving you an update,
Speaker 1: a little teaser. I'm having a I had a problem,
Speaker 1: a massive problem. And we'll get to the unused punch
Speaker 1: lines too and all that stuff, and it's resume time.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, you know you had some mistakes and you
Speaker 1: know some of them are from Brooklyn daw Boys, from Brooklyn,
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