WEBVTT - #81 Singapore Some Sugar On Me

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sleeping a lot better these days, Brodie. Yeah, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're not the only one, because I'm sleeping better

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<v Speaker 1>for the same reason you're sleeping better because we both

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<v Speaker 1>got our gravity blankets. Having a weighted blanket over you

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<v Speaker 1>brings me back to the days when my mom was

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<v Speaker 1>cuddling me. There's a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>relieves stress. It relieves anxiety to have a weighted blanket.

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<v Speaker 1>And we're talking the five pounds, depending on how large

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<v Speaker 1>of a person you are. I used the twenty pound

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<v Speaker 1>blanket and it's silky smooth. And the color did you get?

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<v Speaker 1>I have gray, charcoal, gray, I have blue and gray.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you why we have three in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>I got one from me, which my wife took, and

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<v Speaker 1>I got him from my kids because one of my

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<v Speaker 1>kids has a little bit of anxiety at times, and

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<v Speaker 1>so she sleeps with that and it calms her down

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<v Speaker 1>because it makes it feel, you know, hugged, embraced right,

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<v Speaker 1>swaddled right. And my another one of my daughter's away

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<v Speaker 1>at college and she was like a little worried to

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<v Speaker 1>be away from home, and so she we got the

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<v Speaker 1>blanket for her, and she loves it. She was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I I sleep, but her first month that school she

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't sleeping. I said, you know what, let me get

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<v Speaker 1>you a Gravity blanket. I got of the fifteen pound

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<v Speaker 1>one and she sleeps better now because it makes her

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<v Speaker 1>feel cozy, like she's home. Gravity is the only brand

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<v Speaker 1>of weighted blanket proven to improve sleep and reduce stress.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, in a recent Sleep score Lab study, people

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<v Speaker 1>reported a better night's sleep with Gravity. Well, this is

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<v Speaker 1>a good time to get one. But they also have,

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<v Speaker 1>especially this time of year, a cooling version of the blanket.

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<v Speaker 1>When it's hot out, you're like, oh, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to wait to blank It is a cooling version. You'll

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<v Speaker 1>cool you off and snuggle you. And they have a

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<v Speaker 1>weighted sleep mask that that does the same thing to

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<v Speaker 1>your face. And they have a thermocomforts that mask. I

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna tell you about that, which is heating and cooling.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got both things working. I'm good with that. That's

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<v Speaker 1>my deal. You gotta see and feel what over one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred fifty thousand customers are talking about. We're talking about

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<v Speaker 1>Gravity blankets, and now we want to extend that special

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<v Speaker 1>now your purchase at gravity Blankets dot Com, said Gravity

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<v Speaker 1>Blankets dot Com. He word, guess who just got back today?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I know that Brooklyn bos that had been away.

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<v Speaker 1>Really they both have so much to say. Who does

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<v Speaker 1>you know their names? The Boys back into a podcast

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<v Speaker 1>again one the Boys podcast. A lot of people were

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<v Speaker 1>tweeting us, going, I get back, I need an episode.

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<v Speaker 1>But the good thing is a bunch of people were like,

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<v Speaker 1>well I went back and listen to the eighty again.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay, give us. So it's like I'm watching the Fit,

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<v Speaker 1>your favorite repeat episode of Friends. Someone DMV and said,

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<v Speaker 1>I already listened in order. Can I just jump in

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<v Speaker 1>at like I like thirty seven? Sure? I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you can jump back in anywhere you want, because now

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<v Speaker 1>you know everything right down your favorites and feel free

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<v Speaker 1>to get in there. And and I just got you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we got an email and I'll read it later. Someone

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<v Speaker 1>found the ape seventies seven review on iTunes and that

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<v Speaker 1>guy and if you don't know what we're talking about,

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<v Speaker 1>you should be listening and go back to zero. Today

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<v Speaker 1>it's bring your daughter and son to work day at

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<v Speaker 1>the radio station. And I'm so excited because my nephew,

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<v Speaker 1>lucas not your son or your daughter is here and

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<v Speaker 1>the radio you get to feel a little bit, a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit parental without having to be parental. Well yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I I love. It's the best of both worlds For me.

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<v Speaker 1>I get to be the funkle because I'm the funk

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the fun uncle. So he came in this morning

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<v Speaker 1>with my my brother in law Fernando, and they they

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<v Speaker 1>went downstairs to the Big I Heart Radio theater where

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<v Speaker 1>we have you know, that's what the gathering place was.

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<v Speaker 1>And they gave them bagels and and like sippy cups

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<v Speaker 1>of juice and things and like like rude and candy

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<v Speaker 1>bars and and pirates booty and all this stuff all

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<v Speaker 1>not sponsors. By the way. Yeah, Brodie, Brodie is sitting here,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, he is like rubbing his chin. He's

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<v Speaker 1>like he's waiting. He's like, which one of his clients

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<v Speaker 1>is he gonna? I didn't do that. I didn't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's plenty of time for that though. So they're

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<v Speaker 1>having an ice cream social later or whatever that is.

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<v Speaker 1>But they're doing kid karaoke and the fam of stage

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<v Speaker 1>set up in the Duncan Donuts Ice Coffee lounge. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not a plug, that's what it's called. And the family

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<v Speaker 1>match game. I wonder what that how that's gonna go down.

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<v Speaker 1>Either you have to like it's probably like you have

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<v Speaker 1>to you and your dad have to match something or

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<v Speaker 1>you know what your mom. So I was excited to

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<v Speaker 1>bring Lucas, my nephew, to the radio station because again,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have kids, but I want the idea. I

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<v Speaker 1>like the idea of having someone in my life that's

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<v Speaker 1>and you. You must have told the morning show room

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<v Speaker 1>when the mics are off seven times since Monday. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm excited about it. It was so bad today

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<v Speaker 1>three people yelled at you enough already with your nephew Lucas.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, hey, guys, can I be happy you preface

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<v Speaker 1>the story every time with guys. You know, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have any kids. I'm probably not gonna have any kids,

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<v Speaker 1>but we all know that you can just start the story.

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<v Speaker 1>We know the backstory. We saw the original movie. We're

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<v Speaker 1>ready for the sequel. You can just go. I'm really

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<v Speaker 1>excited my nephew Lucas is coming for bring you a

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<v Speaker 1>kid to work day. You're always like you guys, you

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<v Speaker 1>know I don't have any kids, right, we know. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm trying to understand his world. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>so his world or Fernando the Father's world. No, my my,

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<v Speaker 1>um my, nephew's works. How old is he eight? What's

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<v Speaker 1>the understand He picks his nose, He craps his pants.

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<v Speaker 1>He thinks farting is the funniest thing in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>What is your baby eight year old skill? Little little

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<v Speaker 1>streak going occasionally really streak. Yeah, I don't remember eight.

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<v Speaker 1>Trying to think back. But so he came over for

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<v Speaker 1>Easter and h we had Easter Sunday at the Scary

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<v Speaker 1>House and U he kind of He's like, Uncle Anthony,

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<v Speaker 1>can we play Roadblocks? I'm like, what's Roadblocks? He said,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a video game on your I have my iPad,

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<v Speaker 1>you have your phone here, just download the app. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, okay, So I played his little game. So

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<v Speaker 1>so Roadblocks apparently is let me tell you what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a fucking scam because someone's making a million dollars

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<v Speaker 1>a minute off this thing. Whoever created him? There these

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<v Speaker 1>little blockhead characters in a in a in a game

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<v Speaker 1>where you participate, where so he's one character and then

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<v Speaker 1>I'm one other character, right, so so all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>I joined in the game. And wherever you are in

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<v Speaker 1>the Roadblocks world, you can see other players. And when

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<v Speaker 1>you see other people on your screen, it's a multiplayer

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<v Speaker 1>game and those are actual people around the country, and

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<v Speaker 1>so hold on. So so he's like, I'm gonna find you.

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<v Speaker 1>So he goes to where my character is and then

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<v Speaker 1>he starts insulting and he goes, you're just a blockhead

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<v Speaker 1>right now, Like, what do you mean a block he goes,

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<v Speaker 1>because we gotta dress you up, so you gotta dress

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<v Speaker 1>me up. Okay, So I'm starting like he starts putting

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<v Speaker 1>a little you know, making me like a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>cooler looking to the Roadblocks world, and then you know

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<v Speaker 1>what he tells me. He goes, and uncle Anthony, you

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<v Speaker 1>might want to put your credit card down by and

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<v Speaker 1>by these fancy yeah, by these outfits. And I'm like, wait, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>like real money, like real credit card. He goes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he goes, I'm trying to save up for this this

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<v Speaker 1>and he calls it some crazy word for for like

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<v Speaker 1>whatever it is. He's like his his headpiece, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>huh he was, yeah, he goes, you don't want people

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<v Speaker 1>to make fun of you, and I'm like, really, so

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<v Speaker 1>apparently there's there's cyber bullying going on in these freaking games,

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<v Speaker 1>like because you don't want to be a nerd, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to be a blockhead. I was a blockhead

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<v Speaker 1>with a little freaking like a marshmallow faces, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like that's terrible. I'm like, but it's all a brilliant

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<v Speaker 1>So whoever created this game? Because you know, if you

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<v Speaker 1>think about it, you know everybody's gonna be wandering through

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<v Speaker 1>this world and then they could be making fun of you, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>look at you, you're a blockhead. Ha ha. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>have enough money to like make yourself look just like life,

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<v Speaker 1>Just like life. It's just like life. You did you

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<v Speaker 1>get a VERSACEI jacket? This kind of Oh could you

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<v Speaker 1>could you get Brooklyn Industrial and Blockhead? I was thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about it. I'm sitting there like I almost put my

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<v Speaker 1>credit card urban Chic, but of course, like fucking ten

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<v Speaker 1>dollars for an outfit? How much is Warehouse party? Boy?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you get that? I'm telling you, Brodie have you

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<v Speaker 1>ever played any of these games? Yeah, I'm I'm I'm alive. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I played. I played these games. You're acting like you've

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<v Speaker 1>never played a multiplayer interactive game. But will they make

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<v Speaker 1>fun of you and ship like that if you don't know?

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<v Speaker 1>But your character is not when you first understand, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going to spend money they're trying. You're not cool

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<v Speaker 1>unless you're throwing down your fucking credit card. And but

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<v Speaker 1>that's how you are in real life. And who's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>who's gonna benefit off that? The company copyright making the

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<v Speaker 1>ten bucks? What do I get for that? Nothing? Except

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<v Speaker 1>you don't get picked on in a game you're playing

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<v Speaker 1>with your nephew. That's what I'm saying. What's a scam?

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<v Speaker 1>It's well, can I tell you I'm having a problem

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<v Speaker 1>with Fortnite right now? So I created a Fortnite account

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<v Speaker 1>on my uh my Galaxy Note nine, the first Android phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Not it's not a sponsor. Mine don't for you. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't get paid for that. I have the phone. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't I enjoyd doesn't sponsor me. You don't hear me

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<v Speaker 1>doing commercials for Android. So I have a Galaxy Note nine,

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<v Speaker 1>which is the first phone to get Fortnite. So as

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<v Speaker 1>soon as I got the phone, I started playing Fortnite

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<v Speaker 1>because it's on the phone. My kids plays Fortnite, so

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<v Speaker 1>we used to play together. Right. I set up an account.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's say for the sake of this conversation, my screen

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<v Speaker 1>name is Brody. It's not, but let's say my my

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<v Speaker 1>character name is Brody. Okay. I got my outfit, the

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<v Speaker 1>free one. You get a free extra skin when you

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<v Speaker 1>when you with the with the Galaxy phone. So I

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<v Speaker 1>had a cool skin at to buy it, I'd have

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<v Speaker 1>to get my credit had nothing, I said. If the

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<v Speaker 1>account I played five or six times, I advanced a

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<v Speaker 1>level and like one level. Right, that's where I was at.

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<v Speaker 1>And every once in a while I jump on. I

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<v Speaker 1>fool around little bit, I get into a fight, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a game, and and let's it. I'm happy, right, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>About six months ago, I get an email saying, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>your your password was was changed. If you didn't make

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<v Speaker 1>this request, let us know. So I go to log

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<v Speaker 1>in my account and it's locked out. So I have

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<v Speaker 1>to do the forget password. I know what my password is, right,

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<v Speaker 1>so I I do the forget passwor I get back

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<v Speaker 1>in the account, and and somebody has changed my screen

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<v Speaker 1>name too. This isn't accurate, but it was something like

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<v Speaker 1>blue Rhino right. And he's like at level six, So

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<v Speaker 1>he's played my my account a lot, a shipload and

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<v Speaker 1>he's not free to play. No, well, no, it's free

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<v Speaker 1>to play because he doesn't have validation. He didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>like an email address or a credit like you. I

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<v Speaker 1>forget how I signed up, but you have to have

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<v Speaker 1>like a Google account. You have that's something. If anyone

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<v Speaker 1>don't tweet me, I already did it. Whatever it was,

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<v Speaker 1>it isn't important for this conversation, if anyone. So if

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<v Speaker 1>anyone wants to play, what would be the motivation? I

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<v Speaker 1>think they had a text that it texted me to

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<v Speaker 1>verify who I was. You have to verify who you

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<v Speaker 1>are because you have to set up and somebody now

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<v Speaker 1>is on level six or whatever. You no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>that's at the time. So I look, and so I

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<v Speaker 1>go into Epic Games the website, and I pull up

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<v Speaker 1>my account and it's all Arabic letters. So I don't

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't tell you what the name was, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>all Arabic. So I'm like, funk, that's not me. So

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<v Speaker 1>I I change all the information back to me, right

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<v Speaker 1>back to my screen name, and I changed the password right,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm good. A week later, uh password, request to

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<v Speaker 1>change your password? He did it again. This went on

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<v Speaker 1>for weeks. What I found was you can't change the

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<v Speaker 1>email and the address the email address on the account

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<v Speaker 1>very easily. So even though he was logging in and

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<v Speaker 1>changing every ing, the email alerts were going to me.

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<v Speaker 1>So if I said forgot password, I got the email.

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<v Speaker 1>So he couldn't change the password. He could only log

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<v Speaker 1>in once and then that was good until I changed

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<v Speaker 1>the password. But he couldn't set the password and change

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<v Speaker 1>the name on the account. So as soon as I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't get in, I would forgot password, I would enter

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<v Speaker 1>the information and I would be able to change the

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<v Speaker 1>password again. Okay, now about a month ago, he's up

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<v Speaker 1>to level nine. He's in again. So they don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a phone number, right, Fucking Epic Games. They make a

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<v Speaker 1>billion dollars on Fortnite. You can't call them. You call them,

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<v Speaker 1>they say, uh, if you want to set up some

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<v Speaker 1>kind of corporate thing and UH press one Freddie problems,

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<v Speaker 1>please go to the website. Fucking website, So I go

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<v Speaker 1>to to say I fell out the form. I answer

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<v Speaker 1>all the questions and I say, here's my number. So

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<v Speaker 1>like three days later, I get a phone call from

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<v Speaker 1>God knows where Earth and and the guy said terribly sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, he's I'll reset everything for you. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I want my account set back to level one where

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<v Speaker 1>I was. I don't want the points, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>the awards I didn't earn him. I don't want any

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<v Speaker 1>of that. Want. I want my game back under whatever

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<v Speaker 1>my screen name was. Right, Okay, I said, how is

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<v Speaker 1>this guy getting in? I keep changing the password and

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<v Speaker 1>make it more complicated and more complicated. How is he

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<v Speaker 1>getting in? He was, Oh, wait, let's check, blah blah. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>I p addresses the whole thing he was. Apparently, he's

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<v Speaker 1>he linked his account. You do account link so I

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<v Speaker 1>have it on my phone. Right, I could link it

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<v Speaker 1>to my PlayStation four so you can play it, so

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<v Speaker 1>you'd have the same account. Right, He did a link.

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<v Speaker 1>He linked his account to his PlayStation, so his PlayStation

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<v Speaker 1>was able to get in because it was already linked

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<v Speaker 1>as if I gave it permission. But he had the

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<v Speaker 1>password and gave himself permission. So he goes all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna take that off. I'm deleting it. I'm unhooking

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<v Speaker 1>the sink account. Kab no, well, I don't know. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever the case, I don't know. But everything he writes

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<v Speaker 1>as an Arabic I can't read his name, any information

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<v Speaker 1>he keeps putting in. Okay. So on April, we're recording

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<v Speaker 1>this to okay. So like a week ago. Uh, I

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<v Speaker 1>think I was on the it was island cruise. I

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<v Speaker 1>just come home from the cruise. We'll talk about that later.

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<v Speaker 1>So I get an email. It says, uh, password request requested, right.

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<v Speaker 1>I go, oh, fuck again. I thought this was taken

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<v Speaker 1>care of. I was all set. So I go to

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<v Speaker 1>the page and I hit I put in my email

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<v Speaker 1>address right, and I put forgot password, invalid credentials. Oh man, change,

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<v Speaker 1>he changed the user name. So I write them back.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, hey, check my account. I have a history

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<v Speaker 1>of this guy hacking me. This is my name, this

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<v Speaker 1>is my screen name, this is my email address. The

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<v Speaker 1>email address is still on file. I want my account back.

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<v Speaker 1>Help me out. Two days later, Hello, this is Lucas.

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<v Speaker 1>We know how troubling this must be and scary when

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<v Speaker 1>your account gets gets violated or something scarier than the

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<v Speaker 1>actual game itself. Yeah, because he was pretty This form

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<v Speaker 1>letter they sent me from Lucas, not your nephew, but

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<v Speaker 1>legitimately that's the email from Lucas by way, not his

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<v Speaker 1>real name, I'm sure. So I he said, please provide

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<v Speaker 1>the original screen name, your name, that the account is

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<v Speaker 1>under the city or state where you set up the account,

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<v Speaker 1>which I okay, um, and uh basic stuff. So I

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<v Speaker 1>send it all back, right. I get an email back

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<v Speaker 1>two days later, pieces of Ship, and they say, we

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<v Speaker 1>now need to know your the IP address of the

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<v Speaker 1>unit you used to play the game. Here's how to

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<v Speaker 1>find out your IP address. So now they got you

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<v Speaker 1>on a wild goose chair. And they want to know

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<v Speaker 1>the last four digits of the account purchase I made

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<v Speaker 1>to purchase uh in how in in game purchases? So

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<v Speaker 1>now thinking did I have a credit card attached this

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<v Speaker 1>thing that I did? I make? So like we also

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<v Speaker 1>need to know the purchase code and the last four

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<v Speaker 1>digits of the credit card used to make purchases. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if the war purchases. This is just

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<v Speaker 1>the form letter, So I right back, I go. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know my IP address, it's my cell phone and

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<v Speaker 1>then maybe an I P address. Don't don't tweet me,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll figure it out. Uh, the account numbers purchase I go.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't make any purchases, so I don't know the

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<v Speaker 1>l as for digits. I didn't make any purchases, so

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<v Speaker 1>I can something goes I don't. So here's I go

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<v Speaker 1>here again. It's my email address, my user name, all

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<v Speaker 1>the informack, my home address. It's all there. It was

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<v Speaker 1>all on my account. You have a record of these

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<v Speaker 1>trips I've I've communicated with you through email eleven times already.

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<v Speaker 1>You know it's me. You've verified it's me, right, Okay, okay, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>please understand. We're asking for this information because people take

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<v Speaker 1>their accounts very seriously and we have to protect them.

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<v Speaker 1>Syro Pack, well, you're not doing a great job of

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<v Speaker 1>protecting me because you're letting my account get hacked every

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<v Speaker 1>week and you're you're you're dragon, and so this is

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<v Speaker 1>now eight days of me fighting with them to get

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<v Speaker 1>my account back because Arab writing guy has the account.

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<v Speaker 1>When you sleep, Brodie, okay, you've got so many problems.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you something. I've got. All you do

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<v Speaker 1>is have problems. Where are we read. So where we're

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<v Speaker 1>at is I'm waiting for Lucas to get back to

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<v Speaker 1>me because yesterday because I you know, I basically ranted

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<v Speaker 1>at him on my my speech to text, uh how

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<v Speaker 1>pissed I was. And then I went and tweeted at

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<v Speaker 1>their account yesterday that their Epic Games account, because I

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<v Speaker 1>can't take it anymore. It's my account. Surely you can

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<v Speaker 1>see that, my my email address, and my name is

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<v Speaker 1>not the Arab guy. It's not like he's like David

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<v Speaker 1>Brody and just well the David Brady was like, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's ridiculous. So a fuck you Epic Games is my point.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck you Fortnite. I'm gonna play Blockheads. You didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>you don't even fucking h plan that one. No, I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna just save that for like when his resolution.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're talking about I'm talking about blockheads and games,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just reminded me I'm in the I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of a life situational rant. I'm in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of it. I'm all up in it, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know what I wanted. You seem so rest.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to go on another cruise. We just got

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<v Speaker 1>back from our our vacation. We did. I had a

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<v Speaker 1>great time, as did I anyway, So I have a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of stuff. People are like, oh, you're on a cruise,

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna have cruise rants and bon jovir ranch. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you're really gonna have many issues with

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<v Speaker 1>your cruise. No, no, I had no issues with the

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<v Speaker 1>creepy got one diet coke with ice, maybe one, but

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<v Speaker 1>that's a little old hat. And when when you know

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<v Speaker 1>when they're taking care of you, I did not know.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have any problems with the cruise. I did

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<v Speaker 1>have things happen on the plane, and I had things

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<v Speaker 1>happen at the airport, and I had things happen on

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<v Speaker 1>the ship with people that I thought was funny. We said,

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<v Speaker 1>we had some humorous moments. And since I have wait

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you about what take our producer from twenty something,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to hear about that. But I want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to about your Singapore trip. First of all, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>let's be open and honest. Singapore as a sponsor, it

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<v Speaker 1>is a sponsors a paid trip, which, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>what a paid trip you take the Singapore touris look

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<v Speaker 1>So I want to talk about your zip line zip lining. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna explain to everybody what I even did. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't explain the Singapore I don't like to have

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<v Speaker 1>a problem with the zip lining you did. That's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a problem with everything I do on social

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<v Speaker 1>there's no podcast if I don't. Oh that's right. Is

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<v Speaker 1>that what're doing here? I thought we're just sitting here

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<v Speaker 1>talking to each other and we haven't have microphones between.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really a problem. It's just something I thought was

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<v Speaker 1>very fun. It's fine, and and and you're please do

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<v Speaker 1>point out humor. I prefer humor to screaming. You know me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a peacemaker, a man of the fucking cloth. No

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not. No, you're not so, Um I I we

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<v Speaker 1>really go on vacation and um Singapore Tourism did just

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<v Speaker 1>this is not a slip in. We're being up. This

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<v Speaker 1>is a full, transparent line. This is not a commercial life.

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<v Speaker 1>And by the way, when you see that on social media,

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<v Speaker 1>please honor and respect that. Don't play hit the fucking jingle.

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<v Speaker 1>If I clearly right in the top paid sponsorship by

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<v Speaker 1>in association with because that means I'm telling you it's

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<v Speaker 1>a sponsor. So you don't have to call me out. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>one more thing, if we put up like word of

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<v Speaker 1>water park, right, well, we're using a product. What neither

0:20:07.440 --> 0:20:09.879
<v Speaker 1>one of us or anyone in the world wants is

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<v Speaker 1>you to recommend a different one. Right. So we went

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<v Speaker 1>to a couple of weeks ago, we went to a

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<v Speaker 1>car car Right, which the new water park. Beautiful. They

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<v Speaker 1>us up, talked about it on the pod. Come on

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. We said that they were a client. They

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<v Speaker 1>invited us up for the weekend, very nice, and they

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<v Speaker 1>wanted us to see this new water park. They know

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<v Speaker 1>a big fan of water pol what happened on that

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<v Speaker 1>post about cart Right, I'll be like, you should go

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<v Speaker 1>to cattle Back, you should try Yeah, okay, nice, that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm but I'm telling you what a great time

0:20:41.640 --> 0:20:45.480
<v Speaker 1>I had at this place. Right. And So they're trying.

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<v Speaker 1>What they're trying to do in that case, Brody is relate.

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<v Speaker 1>They're trying to be like, well, I didn't go to

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<v Speaker 1>cart right, but you know what I didn't. So they're

0:20:53.040 --> 0:20:55.320
<v Speaker 1>trying to say it's like an Amazon at the bottom,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like you bought this. You might also like totally

0:20:58.560 --> 0:21:00.320
<v Speaker 1>get that, totally get that. That's what they're doing. But

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<v Speaker 1>when we're on a corp like a group morning show trip,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a it's a it's a client that has invited

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<v Speaker 1>us very generously is probably watching that post. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>the place to go. You should go to a different place,

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<v Speaker 1>or you could d m us if you want and go, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw you went to uh you know. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I give you an example. This happened to me um

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<v Speaker 1>on the cruise. On the I'll tell you about the

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<v Speaker 1>cruise and what cruise it was in a minute. But

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<v Speaker 1>I was on the cruise and I meet someone. Her

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<v Speaker 1>name's Kim. Kim is a P one of our show

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<v Speaker 1>meaning loves our Show. Preference one is what they call

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<v Speaker 1>in radio loves Albastra in the morning show. She's from Rochester, right.

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<v Speaker 1>She says to me, Oh, how's it going? If you

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<v Speaker 1>had any problems on the ship, so far as you

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<v Speaker 1>get free dessert? What are you drinking diet coke? No ice?

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<v Speaker 1>Like she was that's awesome. I love that. When along,

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<v Speaker 1>so Kim knew everything and we hung out with her

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<v Speaker 1>the whole weekend. She was great. She introduced it to

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<v Speaker 1>her cousin Samantha, and Samantha goes, oh, I don't listen

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<v Speaker 1>to the show. I listen to Howard so that. But

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<v Speaker 1>it says something about our job that makes people want

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you what they listened to instead of you

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<v Speaker 1>like if you it's so as I go, hey, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you work all work? Fellow story and I work

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<v Speaker 1>for you one hundred in New York? Or do you

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<v Speaker 1>wanta to in Philly wherever you work? Like I was

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<v Speaker 1>in Miami last week, so someone said, what do you do?

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<v Speaker 1>I work at work because we're on all these stations.

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<v Speaker 1>As I work away one hundred, people go, oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>listened to blah blah. I didn't ask you, like if

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<v Speaker 1>you if you you meet someone at a party, you're going,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you do? Oh? I work for Dodge. I

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<v Speaker 1>sell Dodges. Yeah, I drive a cat Like, No, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't do that. You know, Oh that's interesting. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>you know? Go what do you do for a living? No?

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm a lawyer for this firm. I use a

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<v Speaker 1>different I think because we're in radio, it's the exception

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<v Speaker 1>to the rule that it gives them the permission to

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<v Speaker 1>I just think you should go, oh, you know what.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't listen, but I hear my friends listen. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine, all right, Yeah, but it's weird. But a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of those are things that happen in our in

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<v Speaker 1>our world, like having Singapore Tourism send you to Singapore. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to be honest. That's a twenty hour flight.

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<v Speaker 1>Eighteen and eighteen hour flights. It's the longest commercial a flight,

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<v Speaker 1>NonStop in the in the world, in the world. And yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and it flies over the north and I've made it

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<v Speaker 1>clear it doesn't go eastern West. I don't like flying.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like it. I'll do it if I have to.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like it. And I'm a little like aunty

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<v Speaker 1>about being in a plane for a long time. I do.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like I gotta say, but I watched, I've been all.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me finish, because you're gonna talk about your flight.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to say watching your social media because

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<v Speaker 1>I watched all of it and watching what you ate,

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<v Speaker 1>what you did and where you went at the airport.

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<v Speaker 1>At airport's unreal. Uh I was I felt like, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, even for me, I would get on the

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<v Speaker 1>plane for that long because it was that amazing. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>and I will tell you, uh, we will. We flew

0:23:37.160 --> 0:23:40.920
<v Speaker 1>a Singapore Airlines, not a sponsor, not sponsor. We um

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<v Speaker 1>the eighteen hours flew by because no pun intended, it

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<v Speaker 1>did no no pun intended. Um, I got to see

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<v Speaker 1>I got to catch up on my movies. I saw

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<v Speaker 1>Green Book. Can I recommend this? Some people like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it seems a little too heavy for me, a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit too like heady deep. Well, no, because the Green

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<v Speaker 1>Book it seems serious. It's about it's about like racism

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<v Speaker 1>in the South and in in America in the fifties

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<v Speaker 1>or forties and fifties. The Green Book was actually a

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<v Speaker 1>book that they'd come out with where Americans can stay right.

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<v Speaker 1>And You're like, yeah, that's not what I want. I

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<v Speaker 1>want a comedy. I want like a good Well, let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you something. That movie is actually very funny

0:24:23.160 --> 0:24:26.960
<v Speaker 1>and it actually has that boy, Sebastian Maniscalco in it,

0:24:27.160 --> 0:24:29.920
<v Speaker 1>but our listeners might not. So I wanted to let

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<v Speaker 1>you know that, um, Green Book, because I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta kill all this time. This movie is over two hours,

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<v Speaker 1>that's perfect. I'm gonna watch it. It was very funny

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<v Speaker 1>and it had its moments, and I became deeply attached

0:24:41.200 --> 0:24:43.720
<v Speaker 1>to the characters, and you get to see a transformation

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<v Speaker 1>between uh an Italian guy Italian from the Bronx in

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<v Speaker 1>the nineteen fifties, who has to drive this guy around?

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<v Speaker 1>Who who was hired to drive this guy who was

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<v Speaker 1>a very um not accomplished African Americans singer and and

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<v Speaker 1>uh pianist. And he drives him around and he's being

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<v Speaker 1>very politically correct saying African American black guy. Well, yeah, okay,

0:25:08.880 --> 0:25:11.640
<v Speaker 1>but what I'm saying is this movie may have changed you.

0:25:11.920 --> 0:25:13.560
<v Speaker 1>I think we should have changed me. I think no,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we should have Spruce come in and see

0:25:14.960 --> 0:25:16.560
<v Speaker 1>if you mo man him when he comes in. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm saying, if you're a better person enough

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<v Speaker 1>to sing Green, what I'm commenting on is to me,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're now a lot of I am swollen.

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<v Speaker 1>Has nothing to do with what I was speaking of.

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<v Speaker 1>Spruce there is should call him in here here. He can't.

0:25:30.960 --> 0:25:34.760
<v Speaker 1>He's a soundproof glass. He just walked. Damn it. All right,

0:25:35.480 --> 0:25:36.919
<v Speaker 1>I want to talk to you about Green, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna text him so anyway. Other films that I got

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<v Speaker 1>to see, we'll get back to Greenbook. I got to

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<v Speaker 1>see um oh oh you know what I you know

0:25:45.600 --> 0:25:47.560
<v Speaker 1>what I passed on. I passed on A Star is Born.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want I didn't want to watch that, and

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to watch Vice. Vice is the is

0:25:52.520 --> 0:25:56.840
<v Speaker 1>the story of uh Dick Cheney actually being the real

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<v Speaker 1>president in the presidency of George Bush in the two

0:25:59.560 --> 0:26:02.320
<v Speaker 1>thousand around the time in nine eleven, Hey, guess what

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to watch on a plane? A movie

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<v Speaker 1>about planes flying into buildings. That's a terrible choice. You

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't even have that option on the menu on the

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<v Speaker 1>on the on the plane. Do I need to see

0:26:13.119 --> 0:26:18.320
<v Speaker 1>that while I'm in flight? Vice from the list of

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<v Speaker 1>films to watch. I don't want to watch any movie

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<v Speaker 1>about airplanes, even Airplane, the classic comedy, because I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to see anything have I don't want to see

0:26:26.880 --> 0:26:29.280
<v Speaker 1>snakes on a plane or anything they have to do

0:26:29.520 --> 0:26:33.720
<v Speaker 1>with with plane crashes anything you believe you're with me

0:26:33.760 --> 0:26:37.320
<v Speaker 1>on that right. That's why I don't watch Jaws when

0:26:37.320 --> 0:26:38.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm swimming in the ocean. I don't want to see

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<v Speaker 1>the cover of The Beastie Boys License to Ill because

0:26:41.080 --> 0:26:46.240
<v Speaker 1>it's about it's a plane, it's a stretch, it's a

0:26:46.240 --> 0:26:50.600
<v Speaker 1>it's a reference to eighties pop culture. Which we have

0:26:50.640 --> 0:26:54.439
<v Speaker 1>a lot of listeners that listen to them anyway, So

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<v Speaker 1>so anyway, Green Book was awesome. Uh and then I

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<v Speaker 1>saw then I had to do with a couple of throwaways.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what's that film with the Will Farrell. Oh, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, Holmes and Watson. That movie got no stars

0:27:08.359 --> 0:27:10.560
<v Speaker 1>and I can none. Well, Will Farrell is a star.

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<v Speaker 1>But after after that film, I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 1>went on a rant about Will Farrell on the cruise

0:27:19.960 --> 0:27:22.159
<v Speaker 1>with with actually with Kim you don't like Will Farrell.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't go there, all right, let me let me tell

0:27:24.200 --> 0:27:31.440
<v Speaker 1>you what I think. I think podcast were running for him.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine, it's fine. People like. It's fine, and it's

0:27:33.480 --> 0:27:36.960
<v Speaker 1>a good podcast anchor man. Old school films, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>like any of them. You just said it right there.

0:27:38.480 --> 0:27:42.560
<v Speaker 1>Old school. His whole thing is old school. Will Farrell

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<v Speaker 1>was very funny in the nineties. He's a very funny man,

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<v Speaker 1>very clever fun Yes, my problem Will Farrell. Hold on

0:27:51.640 --> 0:27:54.320
<v Speaker 1>you look at look. It's unfair to compare anyone Robin Williams.

0:27:54.600 --> 0:27:58.720
<v Speaker 1>But Robin Williams was hilarious, right, he did funny movies.

0:27:58.840 --> 0:28:02.120
<v Speaker 1>But then Robin Williams did Awakenings, he did Patch Adams,

0:28:02.280 --> 0:28:04.320
<v Speaker 1>he did Good World Hunting, he won an Academy Award.

0:28:05.480 --> 0:28:08.280
<v Speaker 1>He was his he had variety and what he did right.

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<v Speaker 1>In my opinion, I'm looking up Will Ferrell's Will Farrell

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<v Speaker 1>is like it was like, It is like and is

0:28:14.840 --> 0:28:18.600
<v Speaker 1>like Adam Sandler. He does the same character with a

0:28:18.600 --> 0:28:22.840
<v Speaker 1>different wig. Or doesn't it's the same over the top, No,

0:28:23.240 --> 0:28:27.840
<v Speaker 1>the same, the same? Read dude, Stepbrothers? How hilarious was Stepbros?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't watch it. I don't like Will Farrell. I

0:28:29.720 --> 0:28:32.480
<v Speaker 1>don't There are times I like him. You don't like him?

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<v Speaker 1>An anchorman? Elf? Okay, hold on a second, Elf is

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<v Speaker 1>the quintessential Christmas film? Really, the quintessential You don't like

0:28:40.840 --> 0:28:43.920
<v Speaker 1>you don't like elfe It? Well, then who are you

0:28:43.960 --> 0:28:46.640
<v Speaker 1>to judge? Judge Elf? I didn't judge ELF, I said

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<v Speaker 1>in general, I don't love Will Farrell, all right. I

0:28:50.200 --> 0:28:53.520
<v Speaker 1>didn't like him in Talladaggon Knights. I didn't like that film,

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<v Speaker 1>all right? What about this where the two guys are

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<v Speaker 1>brothers and the you know, the stepbrothers? Yeah? What about

0:28:59.000 --> 0:29:02.480
<v Speaker 1>let's what about that Coming Home for Christmas with Mel

0:29:02.520 --> 0:29:05.000
<v Speaker 1>Gibson where he was one of the Fathers. Right, what

0:29:05.040 --> 0:29:08.520
<v Speaker 1>was that? Was that? Any good home for the holidays?

0:29:08.600 --> 0:29:11.120
<v Speaker 1>Home Dad, he's home that. Come on a night at

0:29:11.160 --> 0:29:14.480
<v Speaker 1>the Roxbury. Come on, that's another funny one twenty years ago.

0:29:15.240 --> 0:29:18.680
<v Speaker 1>Come on, man, he's doing the same stick. No he's not.

0:29:18.440 --> 0:29:24.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm listening. He's fine. I liked Adam Sandler fifteen

0:29:24.520 --> 0:29:27.320
<v Speaker 1>years ago, twenty years ago. Now he's doing the same movie.

0:29:27.360 --> 0:29:29.600
<v Speaker 1>But he's older, so he's like he's I still think

0:29:29.640 --> 0:29:32.040
<v Speaker 1>he's funny, he's talented. He's just not He's not my

0:29:32.080 --> 0:29:35.200
<v Speaker 1>scene anymore. I've always loved Will Ferrell. I think he's clever.

0:29:35.360 --> 0:29:38.600
<v Speaker 1>I think he does physical comedy. He's he's perfect when

0:29:38.600 --> 0:29:41.160
<v Speaker 1>it comes to comedic timing. He's a very funny man.

0:29:41.240 --> 0:29:43.080
<v Speaker 1>I would be honored to meet him and talk to him.

0:29:43.440 --> 0:29:45.400
<v Speaker 1>I just said, I'm not in Blades of Glory. Haven't

0:29:46.600 --> 0:29:49.600
<v Speaker 1>just him being a goofball skater. It's him being a

0:29:49.640 --> 0:29:52.640
<v Speaker 1>goofball card race car driver. It's him being a goofball

0:29:52.640 --> 0:29:56.480
<v Speaker 1>Watson Holmes. Rather, it's it's you're you're you're saying he's

0:29:56.480 --> 0:29:58.959
<v Speaker 1>a one trick pony. I'm saying he I get it,

0:29:59.040 --> 0:30:01.600
<v Speaker 1>like he's gonna He's gonna do a fast food movie next. Right,

0:30:02.000 --> 0:30:04.280
<v Speaker 1>he did. He did a goofy anchor anchor. Man, He's

0:30:04.480 --> 0:30:06.880
<v Speaker 1>he's gonna be a goofy doctor soon. You watch. His

0:30:06.960 --> 0:30:11.840
<v Speaker 1>next movie is com to Jim Carrey. Oh, there's no comparison.

0:30:12.160 --> 0:30:18.920
<v Speaker 1>Jim Carrey does. Did Truman on the Moon, the story

0:30:18.960 --> 0:30:21.280
<v Speaker 1>of the Andy Calfvin story. He should have won an

0:30:21.280 --> 0:30:24.040
<v Speaker 1>Academy Award for that that you lose, You forget he's

0:30:24.040 --> 0:30:26.760
<v Speaker 1>not Andy calfern in. That movie's brilliant, and he's just

0:30:26.840 --> 0:30:29.920
<v Speaker 1>physically you want to talk about physical comedy, he's double jointed.

0:30:30.160 --> 0:30:31.880
<v Speaker 1>You know. When Jim Carrey first got started, you can

0:30:31.920 --> 0:30:34.400
<v Speaker 1>look it up on YouTube. He did stand up comedy,

0:30:34.480 --> 0:30:37.840
<v Speaker 1>but he also did impressions. But not just vocal impressions.

0:30:37.880 --> 0:30:41.440
<v Speaker 1>He contorts his face to look like the person he's impersonating.

0:30:42.040 --> 0:30:44.120
<v Speaker 1>Go watch his early story. I gotta, I gotta take

0:30:44.160 --> 0:30:48.800
<v Speaker 1>a look now. Jim Carrey makes his face look like no, yeah,

0:30:48.840 --> 0:30:53.840
<v Speaker 1>but or a fire Marshall Bill make his face look

0:30:53.920 --> 0:30:57.160
<v Speaker 1>like he used to make his face look like James Dean.

0:30:57.600 --> 0:30:58.680
<v Speaker 1>You know, he was like, oh you want to do

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<v Speaker 1>um um, oh god, Robert de Niro. He made his

0:31:02.640 --> 0:31:05.760
<v Speaker 1>face contortant to look like Robert de Niro, he contorts

0:31:05.800 --> 0:31:10.080
<v Speaker 1>his eyebrows, and Jim carries on a whole of the

0:31:10.360 --> 0:31:13.760
<v Speaker 1>now Jim Carrey now is a train wreck in many ways,

0:31:13.840 --> 0:31:17.040
<v Speaker 1>he's not he's very like you know, he's not issues.

0:31:18.040 --> 0:31:20.080
<v Speaker 1>But but and so you don't think of him as like,

0:31:20.280 --> 0:31:21.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Jim Carrey is funny, but he's very

0:31:21.800 --> 0:31:25.040
<v Speaker 1>serious lately. But but Jim carry as far as as

0:31:25.080 --> 0:31:29.640
<v Speaker 1>far as diversity in his material, he's more diversely. Well,

0:31:29.640 --> 0:31:32.400
<v Speaker 1>Farrell is an all time comedy guy. I just don't

0:31:32.440 --> 0:31:35.200
<v Speaker 1>find him to be diverse. Okay, Well, anyway, I got

0:31:35.200 --> 0:31:37.520
<v Speaker 1>to see your your film Bohemian Rapsody. I know that

0:31:37.560 --> 0:31:40.680
<v Speaker 1>you were a big fan of Bohemian. That one that

0:31:40.760 --> 0:31:44.800
<v Speaker 1>was that was unreal. And I'll tell you who doesn't

0:31:44.800 --> 0:31:47.520
<v Speaker 1>get enough credit. The guy who played Brian May, the

0:31:47.600 --> 0:31:51.080
<v Speaker 1>lead guitarist and Queen. That guy was fantastic. He looked

0:31:51.080 --> 0:31:55.720
<v Speaker 1>and sounded and look just like him. Heard a statistic

0:31:55.800 --> 0:31:58.680
<v Speaker 1>yesterday was that the movie made a billion dollars roughly

0:31:58.880 --> 0:32:03.959
<v Speaker 1>n something in dollars globally. Right, so all the members

0:32:04.000 --> 0:32:07.480
<v Speaker 1>of Queen, the remaining members of Queen, one of the

0:32:07.520 --> 0:32:09.720
<v Speaker 1>guys didn't participate in the movie. I'm sure he gets

0:32:09.720 --> 0:32:16.520
<v Speaker 1>a cut, but um, Brian May and um Freddie Mercury's estate. Uh,

0:32:16.560 --> 0:32:21.920
<v Speaker 1>and I think uh Roger Dean the drummer, they were,

0:32:22.000 --> 0:32:24.880
<v Speaker 1>they were executive producers on the movie. Their cut was

0:32:25.000 --> 0:32:30.200
<v Speaker 1>ninety million dollars. So Freddie obviously is not here. But

0:32:30.240 --> 0:32:33.280
<v Speaker 1>they they made more on that that they did ever

0:32:33.360 --> 0:32:37.719
<v Speaker 1>did That's not true? Yes, they did. Queen made hundreds

0:32:37.760 --> 0:32:40.400
<v Speaker 1>of millions of dollars. They didn't get ninety mill to

0:32:40.480 --> 0:32:44.760
<v Speaker 1>do a film to take him a year and a

0:32:44.800 --> 0:32:46.240
<v Speaker 1>half to make that, but if they put out a

0:32:46.320 --> 0:32:49.040
<v Speaker 1>huge album and a tour, they probably made ten million

0:32:49.120 --> 0:32:51.560
<v Speaker 1>on a tour. Yeah, I think they didn't have to

0:32:51.560 --> 0:32:57.240
<v Speaker 1>work nearly as hard on Freddie Mercury, you know, is

0:32:57.280 --> 0:33:00.920
<v Speaker 1>not with us anymore. Right, So, because that ninety million

0:33:00.960 --> 0:33:04.520
<v Speaker 1>dollars went to his one sister and the woman he

0:33:04.560 --> 0:33:06.880
<v Speaker 1>married before he came out as gay, right, who's in

0:33:06.880 --> 0:33:09.480
<v Speaker 1>the movie, That's right. So she married him for a

0:33:09.560 --> 0:33:14.600
<v Speaker 1>very short time. He's dead for thirty years roughly, and

0:33:14.680 --> 0:33:20.920
<v Speaker 1>she just got forty five million dollars. Phenomenal anyway, Um,

0:33:21.000 --> 0:33:22.720
<v Speaker 1>so that's a great movie. But they did very well,

0:33:22.760 --> 0:33:24.239
<v Speaker 1>and then the other film I wanted to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>I saw on the plane, uh, straight out of Compton.

0:33:27.000 --> 0:33:28.600
<v Speaker 1>I hadn't seen it. It It was a couple of years old.

0:33:28.600 --> 0:33:31.360
<v Speaker 1>Now I loved it. It's the story what made you

0:33:31.400 --> 0:33:34.320
<v Speaker 1>watch that movie. It's the story of Dr Dre ice

0:33:34.360 --> 0:33:38.120
<v Speaker 1>Cube and Ice I'm sorry Dr Dre ice Cube and

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of Easy Yeah, and the rest of n

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<v Speaker 1>W a um, and then how they rose to fame,

0:33:44.640 --> 0:33:48.680
<v Speaker 1>and then how they how money or lack thereof, you know,

0:33:48.880 --> 0:33:53.120
<v Speaker 1>the contracts all separated them. Because Easy was the featured person,

0:33:53.360 --> 0:33:56.040
<v Speaker 1>he struck a deal with the character played by Paul Giamati.

0:33:56.280 --> 0:33:58.720
<v Speaker 1>By the way, Jerry Heller, I think his name is,

0:33:58.800 --> 0:34:01.600
<v Speaker 1>or whatever his name is. Point is, can I can

0:34:01.600 --> 0:34:03.680
<v Speaker 1>I just take it so good? Yeah? He's great. Can

0:34:03.680 --> 0:34:05.560
<v Speaker 1>I just put a pose here? Just tell me like

0:34:05.640 --> 0:34:08.040
<v Speaker 1>the movie. I loved it. I don't need the background.

0:34:08.040 --> 0:34:11.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't need the Rotten Tomatoes recap. Dr Dr Dre

0:34:11.120 --> 0:34:12.959
<v Speaker 1>then went on to death Row Records the whole stroke.

0:34:13.480 --> 0:34:15.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm glad, I'm glad I'm telling the story. You didn't

0:34:15.640 --> 0:34:17.799
<v Speaker 1>forget about Dre. I'm glad about I didn't forget about it.

0:34:18.160 --> 0:34:22.640
<v Speaker 1>The point is it's to growing up in the in

0:34:22.680 --> 0:34:25.000
<v Speaker 1>the in that era, you were boys, you were a

0:34:25.000 --> 0:34:28.759
<v Speaker 1>white rapper guy. Eighties, ninety before you awoke. Nineties those

0:34:28.800 --> 0:34:30.759
<v Speaker 1>are those are my coming of age years when I

0:34:30.800 --> 0:34:33.799
<v Speaker 1>didn't understand too much. Everything was fuzzy, the music was out,

0:34:33.920 --> 0:34:36.319
<v Speaker 1>but I didn't understand that. If you were a kid

0:34:36.320 --> 0:34:39.799
<v Speaker 1>of the nineties, you would absolutely love that film, whether

0:34:39.840 --> 0:34:42.360
<v Speaker 1>you whether you're into the music or not, because it

0:34:42.440 --> 0:34:45.960
<v Speaker 1>talks about the culture and everything surrounding it. I'm excited

0:34:46.040 --> 0:34:49.560
<v Speaker 1>when the nineties, dude, I was, really but that's when

0:34:49.600 --> 0:34:52.440
<v Speaker 1>I was in my formidable years. The nineties and all

0:34:52.520 --> 0:34:57.400
<v Speaker 1>my college high school and college high school, college in

0:34:57.440 --> 0:34:59.719
<v Speaker 1>the nineties. The whole nineties are my college, the whole

0:34:59.800 --> 0:35:02.439
<v Speaker 1>nine these was your college nineties. I was four years

0:35:02.440 --> 0:35:05.920
<v Speaker 1>in the college. But you know, yeah, okay, ninety two

0:35:05.920 --> 0:35:09.759
<v Speaker 1>to ninety six, I graduated years old. How old you

0:35:09.800 --> 0:35:14.280
<v Speaker 1>want to me? That's when that's when music meant everything.

0:35:14.360 --> 0:35:17.200
<v Speaker 1>That's fine. So I learned a lot about watching that film.

0:35:18.640 --> 0:35:21.480
<v Speaker 1>And Bohemian Rhapsody was before my time, but I love

0:35:21.520 --> 0:35:25.520
<v Speaker 1>the music growing up, and and so I learned a lot. Anyway,

0:35:25.560 --> 0:35:28.160
<v Speaker 1>the point is an educational time and You've talked nothing

0:35:28.160 --> 0:35:31.000
<v Speaker 1>about Singapore. The whole fucking thing was about the movies

0:35:31.080 --> 0:35:33.160
<v Speaker 1>you saw the whole what do you siskel or Ebert?

0:35:33.960 --> 0:35:37.279
<v Speaker 1>Who cares? At this point? Movie phone? Can we hear

0:35:37.280 --> 0:35:44.520
<v Speaker 1>about Singapore? Now? Holy sh it? You really sleep a

0:35:44.520 --> 0:35:48.360
<v Speaker 1>couple of times? Yes? Like just now, just fuck you.

0:35:48.360 --> 0:35:50.319
<v Speaker 1>You'll sleep a couple of times, and you eat a

0:35:50.360 --> 0:35:53.759
<v Speaker 1>couple of times. You watch three movies? Hours goes by quick?

0:35:53.840 --> 0:35:57.200
<v Speaker 1>Please describe everything you ate the nineteen hours goes by quick? Okay,

0:35:57.239 --> 0:35:58.839
<v Speaker 1>that's all you have to say. You know what else was?

0:35:59.000 --> 0:36:01.200
<v Speaker 1>You know what else? When I was Who's doing on

0:36:01.239 --> 0:36:04.080
<v Speaker 1>the plane, I was drinking. I was smelling nice? You

0:36:04.239 --> 0:36:10.600
<v Speaker 1>smell smelling like a million bucks? So because I brought

0:36:10.640 --> 0:36:14.200
<v Speaker 1>my scent bird with me, Okay, my sent bird on

0:36:14.280 --> 0:36:16.120
<v Speaker 1>my cruise, which I didn't eve get to talk about yet,

0:36:16.160 --> 0:36:17.799
<v Speaker 1>Well you will. Can I tell you what a dork

0:36:17.840 --> 0:36:19.640
<v Speaker 1>I am. I didn't gonna tell you about Singapore yet.

0:36:20.680 --> 0:36:23.399
<v Speaker 1>That's why I said this is gonna be a recap show.

0:36:23.440 --> 0:36:25.120
<v Speaker 1>All right? Can we let let's talk about sent Per

0:36:25.120 --> 0:36:26.399
<v Speaker 1>because I want to. I want to tell you why

0:36:26.480 --> 0:36:28.640
<v Speaker 1>how semper it affected my cruise? Please? Do my cruise

0:36:28.640 --> 0:36:30.560
<v Speaker 1>affected my scent Bird. So we we've talked to you

0:36:30.600 --> 0:36:33.719
<v Speaker 1>guys about sent bird before. It's a great website and

0:36:33.760 --> 0:36:36.440
<v Speaker 1>a way to get sample sizes or you know, smaller

0:36:36.480 --> 0:36:40.640
<v Speaker 1>sizes of your favorite expensive name brand designer cologne at

0:36:40.640 --> 0:36:43.440
<v Speaker 1>a at a much reduced price, because let's face it,

0:36:43.280 --> 0:36:47.080
<v Speaker 1>it's a freaking waste to go into your medicine cabinet

0:36:47.080 --> 0:36:50.080
<v Speaker 1>and have big bulky bottles of cologne that's collecting that

0:36:50.200 --> 0:36:53.960
<v Speaker 1>you four and then and you never used the half

0:36:54.160 --> 0:36:55.400
<v Speaker 1>because you know, I don't want to smell like, oh,

0:36:55.440 --> 0:36:57.200
<v Speaker 1>that's the guy who smells like that every time you

0:36:57.239 --> 0:36:59.880
<v Speaker 1>see him. Right. So sent Bird came up with that solution,

0:37:00.040 --> 0:37:02.719
<v Speaker 1>and that was to say, look, we're gonna give you

0:37:02.800 --> 0:37:04.960
<v Speaker 1>a few cents here. You're gonna you're gonna and they're

0:37:04.960 --> 0:37:08.080
<v Speaker 1>gonna be in small little doses, and but they they

0:37:08.120 --> 0:37:10.920
<v Speaker 1>smell like a million bucks. I wouldn't say small little doses.

0:37:10.960 --> 0:37:13.719
<v Speaker 1>You get like uh uh, you know, weeks of worth

0:37:13.719 --> 0:37:17.319
<v Speaker 1>of supply percent but you don't need a three year

0:37:17.400 --> 0:37:22.719
<v Speaker 1>supply sitting there for sprays a thirty days supply. Let

0:37:22.719 --> 0:37:24.760
<v Speaker 1>me tell you how my mind works. I'm gonna recap

0:37:24.800 --> 0:37:26.680
<v Speaker 1>some of the cologns that I got right from my

0:37:26.680 --> 0:37:29.360
<v Speaker 1>first ship for it. Okay, So I got a Gucci, Uh,

0:37:29.440 --> 0:37:32.440
<v Speaker 1>the the guilty black poor Home. I can't dolcing Gabana

0:37:32.520 --> 0:37:34.960
<v Speaker 1>light blue poor Home. I got a Versacci, I got

0:37:35.000 --> 0:37:37.719
<v Speaker 1>English laundry. But I the one I one I took

0:37:37.760 --> 0:37:40.200
<v Speaker 1>with me. I'll tell you why. You'll know why. On

0:37:40.320 --> 0:37:43.400
<v Speaker 1>my cruise, my John bon Jovi cruise. Uh, it's the

0:37:43.719 --> 0:37:46.920
<v Speaker 1>ar Kist and it's the it's the Sydney Rock Pool

0:37:47.400 --> 0:37:49.440
<v Speaker 1>And I thought I'm going on a rock cruise with

0:37:49.600 --> 0:37:52.640
<v Speaker 1>pools on the board. So I took that one. I

0:37:52.719 --> 0:37:54.880
<v Speaker 1>was like, it makes total sense to me. And it

0:37:55.000 --> 0:37:57.680
<v Speaker 1>was a little sample size. I had to check my bag. Now,

0:37:58.320 --> 0:38:00.480
<v Speaker 1>sent Birth, I think it was. I took it. Sent

0:38:00.520 --> 0:38:03.800
<v Speaker 1>Bird has designer brands for you to choose from cologne

0:38:03.880 --> 0:38:07.440
<v Speaker 1>or perfume. We're talking tom Ford, Gucci, as Brody mentioned,

0:38:07.480 --> 0:38:11.160
<v Speaker 1>Kenneth Cole, which is my Prada, a whole lot more.

0:38:11.480 --> 0:38:14.120
<v Speaker 1>You get to try the brands that you want, and

0:38:14.160 --> 0:38:17.680
<v Speaker 1>this is the real deal. And again these aren't like

0:38:17.719 --> 0:38:22.680
<v Speaker 1>knockoffs that smell real Cologne's sold in smaller amounts that

0:38:22.760 --> 0:38:26.080
<v Speaker 1>are much more practical for you to use. Now we

0:38:26.120 --> 0:38:30.120
<v Speaker 1>want to give you fifty percent off of your first

0:38:30.200 --> 0:38:33.360
<v Speaker 1>month of scent Bird. Now you're talking, you know what

0:38:33.400 --> 0:38:39.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. Seven dollars and fifty cents for your first fragrance. Well,

0:38:39.200 --> 0:38:42.120
<v Speaker 1>this is now an exclusive offer just for our Brooklyn

0:38:42.120 --> 0:38:43.960
<v Speaker 1>Boys listeners because we said, look, you want to come

0:38:44.000 --> 0:38:47.680
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0:38:47.719 --> 0:38:50.920
<v Speaker 1>a deal and the fifty percent off is very aggressive.

0:38:51.560 --> 0:38:56.279
<v Speaker 1>Go to scent bird dot com. That's hold on, hold on, yes,

0:38:56.320 --> 0:38:58.600
<v Speaker 1>hold on, I gotta tell him how to spell the

0:38:58.640 --> 0:39:02.560
<v Speaker 1>word sent sc and not e n T s c

0:39:02.920 --> 0:39:08.120
<v Speaker 1>e n t bird dot com slash Brooklyn. Okay, here's

0:39:08.160 --> 0:39:12.399
<v Speaker 1>a code Brooklyn. That's two Brooklyn's. That's sent bird dot

0:39:12.400 --> 0:39:18.400
<v Speaker 1>com slash Brooklyn. Seven dollars seven fifty cents for your

0:39:18.400 --> 0:39:24.239
<v Speaker 1>first fragments. Sign on and smell amazing. All right? Should

0:39:24.239 --> 0:39:27.040
<v Speaker 1>we talk about Singapore? Yeah? I don't know. I want

0:39:27.040 --> 0:39:28.640
<v Speaker 1>to talk about I feel like I should talk about

0:39:28.640 --> 0:39:30.520
<v Speaker 1>the cruise a little bit. Talk about the cruise, and

0:39:30.520 --> 0:39:32.560
<v Speaker 1>then we'll get into Singapore. You said you had some

0:39:32.600 --> 0:39:35.399
<v Speaker 1>funny observations. Let me tell you so. All right, So

0:39:35.640 --> 0:39:38.800
<v Speaker 1>I had to fly to Miami. We took Norwegian Cruise

0:39:38.800 --> 0:39:42.480
<v Speaker 1>Line was having a special cruise. They're doing two of them.

0:39:42.520 --> 0:39:44.319
<v Speaker 1>And you know I'm a I'm a bon Jovi fan,

0:39:44.360 --> 0:39:47.239
<v Speaker 1>the band bon Jovi. So this cruise was a Norwegian cruise. Look,

0:39:47.400 --> 0:39:49.440
<v Speaker 1>you guys know we love Norwegian cruise line. The advertise

0:39:49.480 --> 0:39:52.319
<v Speaker 1>on the sponsor they're a sponsor on the ostre, pointing

0:39:52.320 --> 0:39:55.360
<v Speaker 1>it out right, I'm playing out slipping. I'm just telling you.

0:39:55.400 --> 0:39:57.439
<v Speaker 1>So that's why I chose this cruise. But I also

0:39:57.680 --> 0:40:01.640
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, this concert. So talking about nineties, John

0:40:01.680 --> 0:40:03.920
<v Speaker 1>bon Jovi had an eleven piece band with him. Wasn't

0:40:03.920 --> 0:40:07.200
<v Speaker 1>the rock band bon jovial on this Well he's had

0:40:07.200 --> 0:40:08.960
<v Speaker 1>of the band for five years now, six years? Whatever?

0:40:09.120 --> 0:40:11.560
<v Speaker 1>What the hell? I know? Apparently nothing, but you know

0:40:11.600 --> 0:40:13.960
<v Speaker 1>about green Book Brooks, So that's green Books. That's good,

0:40:14.000 --> 0:40:17.399
<v Speaker 1>all right. So Collective Soul was on the cruise. Big

0:40:17.400 --> 0:40:20.920
<v Speaker 1>band from the nineties, Tonic was on the cruise. And

0:40:21.000 --> 0:40:22.920
<v Speaker 1>I gotta tell you my new my new car if

0:40:23.040 --> 0:40:26.040
<v Speaker 1>you could on Yes, Yes, I put up a lot

0:40:26.080 --> 0:40:30.280
<v Speaker 1>of videos and um there was a guy named Brett Wiskins.

0:40:30.360 --> 0:40:33.600
<v Speaker 1>He was a country pop singer. He did that song

0:40:33.719 --> 0:40:36.040
<v Speaker 1>live in the elevator on the ship. You get in

0:40:36.040 --> 0:40:37.799
<v Speaker 1>the ship he's in the in the elevator, was a guitar.

0:40:37.840 --> 0:40:40.160
<v Speaker 1>It was it was like a music crazy cruise right

0:40:40.360 --> 0:40:43.240
<v Speaker 1>sidebar as you were. As you were on the cruise,

0:40:43.640 --> 0:40:47.759
<v Speaker 1>you posted the night of Collective Soul. I guess Collective Soul.

0:40:47.800 --> 0:40:51.960
<v Speaker 1>He just played. So we were halfway around the world

0:40:52.040 --> 0:40:56.200
<v Speaker 1>in a bus in Singapore pulling up your social and

0:40:56.800 --> 0:40:59.000
<v Speaker 1>they got into a debate on the bus Collective Soul.

0:41:00.360 --> 0:41:03.080
<v Speaker 1>They had that song Shine, that's all they had. And

0:41:03.120 --> 0:41:06.279
<v Speaker 1>then I'm like, oh, no, no, no, I'm like they

0:41:06.320 --> 0:41:08.560
<v Speaker 1>also had the World, I know. And then we all

0:41:08.560 --> 0:41:12.640
<v Speaker 1>started breaking out into the karaoke on your because you

0:41:13.000 --> 0:41:15.480
<v Speaker 1>very nice posting. They have a lot of hits. We

0:41:15.560 --> 0:41:25.279
<v Speaker 1>have December December, don't think that. Yeah, and then the

0:41:25.280 --> 0:41:28.360
<v Speaker 1>World I know. Yeah, because it was a great It

0:41:28.400 --> 0:41:30.439
<v Speaker 1>was a great cruise. I had a great time. They're

0:41:30.440 --> 0:41:36.640
<v Speaker 1>doing another one in August from Barcelona, so it's the

0:41:36.640 --> 0:41:40.080
<v Speaker 1>week but Barcelona, it's the week that we're off from

0:41:40.080 --> 0:41:43.280
<v Speaker 1>the other Strand morning show in August. I may go again.

0:41:44.000 --> 0:41:45.400
<v Speaker 1>That's how much fun I had. But again I just

0:41:45.440 --> 0:41:50.359
<v Speaker 1>didn't tell us what happened. Yeah, I got to meet you. Yes,

0:41:50.400 --> 0:41:52.160
<v Speaker 1>everyone was asking that I get the picture I told

0:41:52.200 --> 0:41:53.560
<v Speaker 1>you I was gonna get it. I got it. But

0:41:53.560 --> 0:41:55.600
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell that story. I get it, God got it.

0:41:55.800 --> 0:41:58.799
<v Speaker 1>I want it. Okay, you like it A have I

0:41:58.880 --> 0:42:03.239
<v Speaker 1>just but okay, Ariana. So we're at the airport and

0:42:03.280 --> 0:42:06.239
<v Speaker 1>we're waiting for the carousel of luggage. My buddy Rob

0:42:06.280 --> 0:42:10.000
<v Speaker 1>and I um Rob is the guy on the fifteen

0:42:10.000 --> 0:42:12.040
<v Speaker 1>minute Morning Show who I found out he was divorced

0:42:12.200 --> 0:42:17.480
<v Speaker 1>nine months after he was divorced. He's my best friends. Okay,

0:42:17.520 --> 0:42:19.160
<v Speaker 1>so we're all we're waiting for my luggage to come

0:42:19.160 --> 0:42:22.000
<v Speaker 1>off the carousel, and you know, your bag is never first.

0:42:22.960 --> 0:42:25.759
<v Speaker 1>Whatever bag comes out first. I'm convinced that's like a

0:42:25.840 --> 0:42:28.959
<v Speaker 1>like a like a staged bag. That's like the fake bag.

0:42:29.000 --> 0:42:31.640
<v Speaker 1>It's no nobody goes it's my bag. The first bag

0:42:31.680 --> 0:42:34.000
<v Speaker 1>is never anybody's bag. If you say it is, you're

0:42:34.040 --> 0:42:38.239
<v Speaker 1>lying anyway. So there was a couple of flights and

0:42:38.320 --> 0:42:40.880
<v Speaker 1>it was so some of the luggage came out and

0:42:40.880 --> 0:42:42.759
<v Speaker 1>then you know, like they conveyed about stopped sometimes and

0:42:42.760 --> 0:42:44.440
<v Speaker 1>you're like, my bag didn't come out, and then it

0:42:44.440 --> 0:42:49.640
<v Speaker 1>starts again. So these golfing douche bags, like you see

0:42:49.640 --> 0:42:52.440
<v Speaker 1>these guys, they flew to Florida. They're from somebody, some

0:42:52.480 --> 0:42:54.960
<v Speaker 1>of the hot place. They're in track suits and they

0:42:54.960 --> 0:42:57.080
<v Speaker 1>have they have like jewelry on like they have money.

0:42:57.480 --> 0:42:59.800
<v Speaker 1>But you could tell that douche bags. So this guy's

0:42:59.840 --> 0:43:03.680
<v Speaker 1>like standing, He's going, hey, I don't I don't see

0:43:03.680 --> 0:43:05.799
<v Speaker 1>my bag. I don't see my bag. Jimmy, I don't

0:43:05.800 --> 0:43:09.440
<v Speaker 1>see my bag. Eric, Eric, I'd say, so, He's like,

0:43:09.440 --> 0:43:12.680
<v Speaker 1>what's the matter. What's the matter, Mike. He's like, Jimmy

0:43:13.000 --> 0:43:15.239
<v Speaker 1>the guy, I don't see my bag. And Eric's like,

0:43:15.280 --> 0:43:16.960
<v Speaker 1>calm down, man, you beg Eric. Don't tell me to

0:43:16.960 --> 0:43:19.279
<v Speaker 1>calm down, Like, well, what does your bag look like?

0:43:19.320 --> 0:43:21.560
<v Speaker 1>Because I guess they he didn't see them, check the

0:43:21.560 --> 0:43:24.040
<v Speaker 1>bag whatever. He says, what's the bag? Look, man, I

0:43:24.080 --> 0:43:26.400
<v Speaker 1>got a four thousand dollars set of clubs in a

0:43:26.440 --> 0:43:29.520
<v Speaker 1>black titless bag, and I don't see my bag this

0:43:29.600 --> 0:43:32.279
<v Speaker 1>fucking airport. These guys are gonna pay for the four

0:43:32.360 --> 0:43:35.200
<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars golf clubs. I turned my friend and go,

0:43:35.680 --> 0:43:40.960
<v Speaker 1>first of all, aren't four dollars And they could be

0:43:41.320 --> 0:43:43.440
<v Speaker 1>while you're yelling it. Because now you're yelling it, I

0:43:43.440 --> 0:43:46.040
<v Speaker 1>gotta be honest with you. I'm grabbing your fucking golf clubs,

0:43:46.040 --> 0:43:47.799
<v Speaker 1>and I'm walking off with them because you're yelling at

0:43:47.800 --> 0:43:50.120
<v Speaker 1>how their four thousand dollars. Second of all, you're a

0:43:50.120 --> 0:43:52.279
<v Speaker 1>douche bag because the whole airport doesn't need to know.

0:43:52.520 --> 0:43:55.520
<v Speaker 1>You could have just said, these are Jimmy, these are

0:43:55.520 --> 0:43:59.200
<v Speaker 1>expensive golf clubs. Here's the thing, Jimmy and Eric already

0:43:59.280 --> 0:44:01.600
<v Speaker 1>knew your golf clubs are expensive, because you know you

0:44:01.680 --> 0:44:03.960
<v Speaker 1>fucking told them. You know you've golf with them before.

0:44:04.280 --> 0:44:06.200
<v Speaker 1>You know. You're like missed them tiger Woods and buying

0:44:06.280 --> 0:44:09.160
<v Speaker 1>expensive golf clubs. You probably aren't any fucking good anyway,

0:44:09.320 --> 0:44:11.960
<v Speaker 1>and you spend four thousand golf clubs. I'm sorry, they're

0:44:11.960 --> 0:44:13.600
<v Speaker 1>not gonna make you a better golfer. Don't tweet me.

0:44:13.640 --> 0:44:15.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't care if there's a better balance to the head.

0:44:15.280 --> 0:44:17.799
<v Speaker 1>I don't give a ship. My point is, he's like,

0:44:18.480 --> 0:44:21.040
<v Speaker 1>he yells out, this is why I don't trust airplanes,

0:44:21.760 --> 0:44:23.600
<v Speaker 1>and I go. First of all, I'm I'm thinking the

0:44:23.640 --> 0:44:27.279
<v Speaker 1>airplane didn't steal your luggage, right, the airplane doesn't take

0:44:27.320 --> 0:44:29.719
<v Speaker 1>put it under its wing and walk off with it.

0:44:30.120 --> 0:44:31.520
<v Speaker 1>So you don't know what you're talking about. You don't

0:44:31.520 --> 0:44:35.120
<v Speaker 1>trust airplanes. He's like, excuse me, that one of the

0:44:35.120 --> 0:44:38.080
<v Speaker 1>guys walking by. Excuse Now you would think you'd like,

0:44:38.160 --> 0:44:40.480
<v Speaker 1>excuse me, what do you do for I'm waiting for

0:44:40.520 --> 0:44:44.319
<v Speaker 1>my bag. Excuse me? I have a black Titleist bag

0:44:44.600 --> 0:44:47.920
<v Speaker 1>with golf clubs, have four thousand dollars. He sounds end titlist.

0:44:48.120 --> 0:44:51.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh great, that's very funny this guy. So he's going

0:44:51.239 --> 0:44:54.279
<v Speaker 1>on and now my bag comes off, right, I get

0:44:54.280 --> 0:44:56.440
<v Speaker 1>my bag and my friend and Rob says to me,

0:44:56.640 --> 0:44:58.759
<v Speaker 1>ready to go go Nope, I want to watch this

0:44:58.800 --> 0:45:01.200
<v Speaker 1>guy fucking sweat. So you would rather sit there at

0:45:01.200 --> 0:45:04.319
<v Speaker 1>the baggage carousel, yeah, just because this is entertainment for you.

0:45:04.480 --> 0:45:07.080
<v Speaker 1>So it was like eight minutes more bags are coming out,

0:45:07.320 --> 0:45:09.120
<v Speaker 1>and then like a bag of golf clubs comes out,

0:45:09.440 --> 0:45:12.600
<v Speaker 1>and so Jimmy says, hey, Mike, dais your bank And

0:45:12.640 --> 0:45:15.080
<v Speaker 1>he looks just all right, that's not my fucking bank.

0:45:15.360 --> 0:45:18.600
<v Speaker 1>My bags a titlest bag, it says Titleist on it.

0:45:18.800 --> 0:45:20.960
<v Speaker 1>I've had a lot of money for that bag. Of

0:45:21.000 --> 0:45:24.719
<v Speaker 1>course you did. Of course you did, which is which

0:45:24.719 --> 0:45:26.400
<v Speaker 1>is a problem I have with people at the airport.

0:45:26.480 --> 0:45:29.000
<v Speaker 1>By the way, why you spend it while you're buying

0:45:29.000 --> 0:45:34.200
<v Speaker 1>berbery fucking product. They get knocked the scuff. So I

0:45:34.280 --> 0:45:37.560
<v Speaker 1>walk over to buy a seven thousand dollar piece of luggage.

0:45:37.640 --> 0:45:39.719
<v Speaker 1>So I understood that. So I walk up to him

0:45:39.719 --> 0:45:41.480
<v Speaker 1>like I I don't know anything. I woke up and

0:45:41.520 --> 0:45:43.480
<v Speaker 1>I go, uh, you wait you what do you waiting

0:45:43.480 --> 0:45:46.040
<v Speaker 1>for your luggage? He goes, what, Yeah you, I'm waiting

0:45:46.040 --> 0:45:48.239
<v Speaker 1>for my my luggage too, he said. I said, he

0:45:48.280 --> 0:45:49.359
<v Speaker 1>was what are you waiting for? I go, I'm waiting

0:45:49.400 --> 0:45:52.360
<v Speaker 1>for some golf clubs. He goes, motherfucker, I'm waiting for

0:45:52.360 --> 0:45:55.400
<v Speaker 1>golf clubs too. So I go, uh, are they expensive

0:45:55.440 --> 0:46:00.000
<v Speaker 1>golf clubs? Yeah? There four thousand dollars? I go, oh,

0:46:00.120 --> 0:46:02.719
<v Speaker 1>so I go, four thou dollars. It must be timeless. Yeah,

0:46:02.760 --> 0:46:05.279
<v Speaker 1>you play golf a little bit? Yeah yeah, I go, why,

0:46:05.280 --> 0:46:08.839
<v Speaker 1>I that's why I don't trust the airplanes. And he goes, yeah,

0:46:08.960 --> 0:46:14.080
<v Speaker 1>that's what I'm saying. I think I've done that before

0:46:14.080 --> 0:46:17.400
<v Speaker 1>the people just to like them like that. It was

0:46:17.520 --> 0:46:22.480
<v Speaker 1>like almost the conversation like yeah that. So I got

0:46:22.560 --> 0:46:25.239
<v Speaker 1>them all pumped up again, right. I was like fuck it.

0:46:25.480 --> 0:46:27.319
<v Speaker 1>I said, you know what, you should go and find

0:46:27.360 --> 0:46:30.560
<v Speaker 1>security and find they probably stole your golf clubs. Right,

0:46:30.840 --> 0:46:33.279
<v Speaker 1>he's son. He's like, he's like, see, Jimmy, this guy

0:46:33.360 --> 0:46:36.360
<v Speaker 1>knows they probably stole my golf clubs. Yeah, I go,

0:46:36.520 --> 0:46:37.879
<v Speaker 1>So I go. I had to set of golf club

0:46:37.920 --> 0:46:40.960
<v Speaker 1>stolen on this sample airline once before. They never showed

0:46:41.040 --> 0:46:42.720
<v Speaker 1>up and they gave me half what they were worth.

0:46:43.040 --> 0:46:49.560
<v Speaker 1>He's like, motherfucker, he's turning to be red. So I

0:46:49.600 --> 0:46:51.359
<v Speaker 1>was like, hey man, good luck with you, man, good luck.

0:46:51.440 --> 0:46:52.880
<v Speaker 1>So I walked away and we stand off in the

0:46:52.920 --> 0:46:55.920
<v Speaker 1>corner and his bag shows up, of course, and he's like,

0:46:56.120 --> 0:46:59.040
<v Speaker 1>these guys are fucking lucky. They probably hurt me. Yell.

0:46:59.160 --> 0:47:02.879
<v Speaker 1>He thought it was because he was yelling, so douche bag.

0:47:03.080 --> 0:47:10.560
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you, Mike. Now the titlist. So Singapore was was great.

0:47:10.560 --> 0:47:13.880
<v Speaker 1>When when I finally got there, Jacob Jacobs, I need

0:47:13.960 --> 0:47:16.200
<v Speaker 1>producer Jake in here because he came with us. They're like,

0:47:16.280 --> 0:47:18.799
<v Speaker 1>they're having a huge conversation out there eating cereal. What

0:47:18.880 --> 0:47:20.840
<v Speaker 1>time is it's one o'clock in the afternoon recording this

0:47:20.920 --> 0:47:25.640
<v Speaker 1>fucking thing. Come over here, Jake. We need Jake. So

0:47:25.760 --> 0:47:28.080
<v Speaker 1>Jake came onto the take, just finished his podcast. Now

0:47:28.080 --> 0:47:32.960
<v Speaker 1>he's eating cereal. Yeah, did you do twenty somethings doing nothing. Oh,

0:47:32.960 --> 0:47:35.239
<v Speaker 1>it's not sereal, it's keen wa. What the hell is

0:47:35.239 --> 0:47:39.399
<v Speaker 1>that while you're doing nothing, you're just standing eating that's lunch?

0:47:39.480 --> 0:47:50.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh what is it? Keena sounds like a dream, sounds

0:47:50.000 --> 0:47:53.200
<v Speaker 1>like a big fart waiting to happen. Lots of fiber

0:47:53.239 --> 0:47:55.359
<v Speaker 1>in there. But um, I was about to start talking

0:47:55.360 --> 0:47:58.080
<v Speaker 1>about Singapore. We talked about the flight. But yeah, they

0:47:58.160 --> 0:47:59.880
<v Speaker 1>figured out the flight. Go right, we're going right to

0:47:59.880 --> 0:48:05.479
<v Speaker 1>the you I know, but we're talking already. Heard every movie,

0:48:06.160 --> 0:48:14.480
<v Speaker 1>who directed, cinematographer, but the service, all of it. But anyway,

0:48:14.520 --> 0:48:19.040
<v Speaker 1>that the point is with Singapore, um I, I want

0:48:19.080 --> 0:48:21.200
<v Speaker 1>to say, first of all, we were we were lucky

0:48:21.239 --> 0:48:26.040
<v Speaker 1>enough to go. But I didn't realize that everyone understood

0:48:26.160 --> 0:48:28.960
<v Speaker 1>and spoke fluent English there. You could have just googled

0:48:28.960 --> 0:48:31.040
<v Speaker 1>that I could have, But why would I have. I

0:48:31.040 --> 0:48:34.680
<v Speaker 1>would have assumed it's Asia and that they weren't. You know.

0:48:35.200 --> 0:48:37.560
<v Speaker 1>I learned later found out that that that it is

0:48:37.640 --> 0:48:40.680
<v Speaker 1>the It is the Switzerland of the East because they're

0:48:40.760 --> 0:48:44.000
<v Speaker 1>very neutral. They have every culture known to man that

0:48:44.000 --> 0:48:48.920
<v Speaker 1>that pours into the country. Right, um everyone learns English

0:48:49.040 --> 0:48:51.920
<v Speaker 1>and they everything they do is imported and it's a country,

0:48:51.960 --> 0:48:54.800
<v Speaker 1>by the way, it's a country. Everything they do is imported.

0:48:55.400 --> 0:48:58.480
<v Speaker 1>Everything they have there is imported. They don't make anything.

0:48:58.520 --> 0:49:02.200
<v Speaker 1>They don't have they don't have lemon, they don't anything. Everything,

0:49:02.280 --> 0:49:07.919
<v Speaker 1>No seafood. This stuff comes from. Well, the country's only

0:49:07.920 --> 0:49:12.960
<v Speaker 1>thirty miles thirty miles wide, right, So it's an island

0:49:13.480 --> 0:49:16.319
<v Speaker 1>all of its own, and it's south of Malaysia and

0:49:16.360 --> 0:49:18.040
<v Speaker 1>south of China and all that stuff. Now they have

0:49:18.080 --> 0:49:20.680
<v Speaker 1>a lot of Chinese, Malaysian, Indian and British influences. They

0:49:20.680 --> 0:49:23.200
<v Speaker 1>were under British rule forever. I don't want to give

0:49:23.200 --> 0:49:25.960
<v Speaker 1>you a big history lesson here, but I will say

0:49:26.000 --> 0:49:30.080
<v Speaker 1>that we the things that we experienced. You know, when

0:49:30.080 --> 0:49:34.400
<v Speaker 1>it's stop being a British n they got their independence

0:49:34.600 --> 0:49:37.520
<v Speaker 1>nineteen sixty three is when the British monarchy. Uh, we

0:49:37.640 --> 0:49:41.280
<v Speaker 1>learned all this nice, right, Jake. We knew August August

0:49:41.400 --> 0:49:45.560
<v Speaker 1>ninth as so we got to we experienced food like

0:49:45.600 --> 0:49:49.880
<v Speaker 1>we like, I ate stingray, I ate kangaroo. I can't

0:49:49.920 --> 0:49:52.200
<v Speaker 1>do that, by the way. Was that's like a hot

0:49:52.200 --> 0:49:59.480
<v Speaker 1>pocket exactly. So So I I did things that I did,

0:49:59.520 --> 0:50:02.040
<v Speaker 1>things that were way way out of my comfort zone.

0:50:02.040 --> 0:50:05.120
<v Speaker 1>Because I'm like, listen, the least I can do is

0:50:05.160 --> 0:50:07.360
<v Speaker 1>have an open mind. First of all, I would not

0:50:07.400 --> 0:50:09.239
<v Speaker 1>have gone to Asia on my own, But if you're

0:50:09.239 --> 0:50:11.520
<v Speaker 1>thinking about going to Asia, I will say that the

0:50:11.600 --> 0:50:14.080
<v Speaker 1>number one gateway place to go would be Singlepore because

0:50:14.080 --> 0:50:18.320
<v Speaker 1>every it's so perfect, it's so everything is English speaking

0:50:18.400 --> 0:50:21.080
<v Speaker 1>and English influenced that you are going to have no

0:50:21.200 --> 0:50:25.600
<v Speaker 1>trouble at all getting around, communicating and enjoying. I mean,

0:50:25.640 --> 0:50:28.520
<v Speaker 1>you could have Chinese food there because that's the Chinese influences,

0:50:28.680 --> 0:50:30.799
<v Speaker 1>but you can't have the Chinese food here. Well, yeah,

0:50:31.040 --> 0:50:33.640
<v Speaker 1>what the point is? You have Chinese food in English

0:50:33.680 --> 0:50:36.760
<v Speaker 1>or you can have sting ray kangaroo. I'm not doing that. Okay,

0:50:36.760 --> 0:50:39.239
<v Speaker 1>Well that's what was this thing where like it's like

0:50:39.280 --> 0:50:42.160
<v Speaker 1>it's like a flicky whitefish. Yeah, if you have more

0:50:42.160 --> 0:50:45.960
<v Speaker 1>bones than usual. But anyway, the point is really the

0:50:46.000 --> 0:50:48.239
<v Speaker 1>thing doesn' look like has bones. Its kind of just flaps. No,

0:50:48.360 --> 0:50:51.600
<v Speaker 1>it's kind of it's flaky. It's flaky white fish detail

0:50:52.080 --> 0:50:54.640
<v Speaker 1>but like flaky whitefish was Jake's name in high school.

0:50:55.719 --> 0:51:00.760
<v Speaker 1>So one of the things I did was go zip lining. Okay,

0:51:01.480 --> 0:51:06.719
<v Speaker 1>before I have known scary for now like five years. Yeah,

0:51:07.200 --> 0:51:11.640
<v Speaker 1>I've never seen scary as open to try. I was shocked.

0:51:12.360 --> 0:51:14.480
<v Speaker 1>I was shocked. I'm like scary zip lining. Thank you

0:51:14.560 --> 0:51:17.920
<v Speaker 1>Jake and Iane. It was so crazy everything that we did.

0:51:17.960 --> 0:51:19.839
<v Speaker 1>So he didn't want to go zip lining, and then

0:51:19.840 --> 0:51:21.840
<v Speaker 1>when we were there, everyone's like you should. He's like,

0:51:21.960 --> 0:51:23.440
<v Speaker 1>I've never done or not I really want to do it.

0:51:23.520 --> 0:51:25.480
<v Speaker 1>Is the video anywhere permanent? I know you had it

0:51:25.520 --> 0:51:27.359
<v Speaker 1>in your instant stories, but is it? Well, you gotta

0:51:27.400 --> 0:51:29.600
<v Speaker 1>thank Jake for that. Jake, it's it's it's it's on

0:51:29.680 --> 0:51:32.640
<v Speaker 1>my Instagram. It's it's not a hard post. Okay, So

0:51:33.760 --> 0:51:35.560
<v Speaker 1>before Jake gets into the whole thing, I just want

0:51:35.560 --> 0:51:37.680
<v Speaker 1>to say I was very impressed that you did that.

0:51:37.760 --> 0:51:40.640
<v Speaker 1>Thank you. Because you're you're a non athletic coward. That's

0:51:40.719 --> 0:51:42.279
<v Speaker 1>a lot of things, and I don't mean that in

0:51:42.320 --> 0:51:44.720
<v Speaker 1>a offensive way. That's you all. That's whom you wouldn't

0:51:44.760 --> 0:51:46.120
<v Speaker 1>jump off a cliff. You're not that kind of guy.

0:51:46.200 --> 0:51:48.200
<v Speaker 1>You know. Now, I might go bungee jumping, you are

0:51:48.239 --> 0:51:50.319
<v Speaker 1>not going. But you're never going bungee jumping, and stop it.

0:51:50.360 --> 0:51:52.840
<v Speaker 1>You're not. Why not because you're not a You're not

0:51:52.880 --> 0:51:55.759
<v Speaker 1>a you're not a daredevil. I need a rush kind

0:51:55.800 --> 0:51:58.080
<v Speaker 1>of guy. Zip lining. You must have convinced yourself you

0:51:58.120 --> 0:52:00.040
<v Speaker 1>was trapped in it was safe. You probably asked a

0:52:00.120 --> 0:52:04.360
<v Speaker 1>hundred safety questions, right, there's not a lot of questions

0:52:04.360 --> 0:52:06.480
<v Speaker 1>to ask for bungee. You're gonna go? Is it gonna snap? No?

0:52:06.680 --> 0:52:10.000
<v Speaker 1>All right, that's it. Those are choices. Okay. My only

0:52:10.040 --> 0:52:12.399
<v Speaker 1>thing is you ended up going backwards the whole time,

0:52:12.960 --> 0:52:15.600
<v Speaker 1>and I feel like that takes away from like seeing

0:52:15.600 --> 0:52:17.480
<v Speaker 1>what you're doing well, because you spent the whole time

0:52:17.520 --> 0:52:20.120
<v Speaker 1>trying to do the twist, trying to get around. Well,

0:52:20.160 --> 0:52:22.879
<v Speaker 1>I had one okay, so Jake said, look, we needed

0:52:22.960 --> 0:52:25.359
<v Speaker 1>multi angle shot of this and it should lock in

0:52:25.560 --> 0:52:29.560
<v Speaker 1>straight like it shouldn't been. We did. Jake spun too. Yeah,

0:52:29.600 --> 0:52:32.759
<v Speaker 1>we won't went down backwards. But it was fine. It

0:52:32.800 --> 0:52:35.720
<v Speaker 1>was so exhilarating. I had the best time doing it.

0:52:35.760 --> 0:52:38.319
<v Speaker 1>But I had a selfie stick in one hand, and

0:52:38.360 --> 0:52:41.400
<v Speaker 1>then Jake was on the other line and he was

0:52:41.480 --> 0:52:45.279
<v Speaker 1>filming me with the camera angle number two. So he

0:52:45.600 --> 0:52:48.640
<v Speaker 1>so if you see the video, if Jake cut that together,

0:52:48.960 --> 0:52:51.520
<v Speaker 1>there's no video of Jake. Well there's Jake in the

0:52:51.520 --> 0:52:56.239
<v Speaker 1>background of mine. Yeah, yeah, Jake was there if you

0:52:56.360 --> 0:52:59.040
<v Speaker 1>look down at all, because I don't remember seeing any

0:52:59.120 --> 0:53:01.960
<v Speaker 1>video of you looking down own. I looked, I looked ahead.

0:53:02.239 --> 0:53:05.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's the move, by the way, don't look down.

0:53:05.360 --> 0:53:07.640
<v Speaker 1>So so that's what that's your whole thing is about me.

0:53:07.880 --> 0:53:09.920
<v Speaker 1>I found I found funny you trying to do the

0:53:09.920 --> 0:53:13.960
<v Speaker 1>twist like get so you know, we saw him, We

0:53:14.080 --> 0:53:17.080
<v Speaker 1>went to museums, we saw art, we ate the best

0:53:17.120 --> 0:53:20.120
<v Speaker 1>food they really, we went on a bar crawl. I

0:53:20.120 --> 0:53:21.279
<v Speaker 1>mean it was a good time. I don't I don't

0:53:21.280 --> 0:53:23.000
<v Speaker 1>want to bore you with that crap it anyway, because

0:53:23.280 --> 0:53:26.080
<v Speaker 1>but but one thing that happened that was probably the

0:53:26.120 --> 0:53:29.359
<v Speaker 1>funniest thing of the trip. And it goes off of

0:53:29.360 --> 0:53:33.000
<v Speaker 1>what Brody. You know, Brodie loves a good discount, right, Yes,

0:53:34.160 --> 0:53:36.960
<v Speaker 1>so does Jake. Jake and Brodie. Brodie and Jake, the

0:53:37.200 --> 0:53:40.160
<v Speaker 1>one in the same I'm not Brodian Jake, Oh exactly

0:53:40.160 --> 0:53:44.680
<v Speaker 1>what Jacob Brodie, Jake and the Brody wasn't a TV show, No,

0:53:44.800 --> 0:53:47.080
<v Speaker 1>that was no Jake and the bro Nope, I know

0:53:47.120 --> 0:53:48.560
<v Speaker 1>what it was. I'm not going to say what it was.

0:53:49.520 --> 0:53:51.600
<v Speaker 1>It was Jake and the fat Man. Okay, So and

0:53:51.640 --> 0:53:54.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm not so we're not doing that. Brody and Jake

0:53:55.320 --> 0:53:59.000
<v Speaker 1>two Jews who love good discounts. Uh, just two guys

0:53:59.040 --> 0:54:02.680
<v Speaker 1>who love discounts Jewish? So you don't you don't like

0:54:02.719 --> 0:54:05.440
<v Speaker 1>a discount? I love a discount? Are you Jewish? Okay?

0:54:05.480 --> 0:54:08.839
<v Speaker 1>But what I'm about what I'm about to do. You

0:54:08.920 --> 0:54:11.319
<v Speaker 1>might have done what I'm about to tell you about, Jake.

0:54:11.360 --> 0:54:13.239
<v Speaker 1>You might have done the same thing and falling but

0:54:13.400 --> 0:54:15.520
<v Speaker 1>better Jake, when you fall into the same trap, just

0:54:15.560 --> 0:54:18.680
<v Speaker 1>get to get to again. Here it is Jake decides,

0:54:19.920 --> 0:54:22.719
<v Speaker 1>I think I want to go for a massage that

0:54:23.160 --> 0:54:27.759
<v Speaker 1>just like that. It was like, so he's asking the locals, Hey,

0:54:27.920 --> 0:54:30.120
<v Speaker 1>so where can I get a good massage around here

0:54:30.120 --> 0:54:34.680
<v Speaker 1>for cheap? Jake's like the keep that's twenty dollars. They're like,

0:54:35.560 --> 0:54:38.959
<v Speaker 1>Jake's like massage, what a bargain? It's at a mall,

0:54:39.160 --> 0:54:43.320
<v Speaker 1>a strip mall massage or something something resembling that. Right, Okay,

0:54:43.480 --> 0:54:47.120
<v Speaker 1>So I got a massage at the hotel. Why because

0:54:47.160 --> 0:54:50.880
<v Speaker 1>I know that it's safe. It may be more expensive,

0:54:51.040 --> 0:54:53.040
<v Speaker 1>but they won't there won't be video of you released

0:54:53.040 --> 0:54:54.759
<v Speaker 1>to the internet. Are you getting a handy? But I

0:54:54.800 --> 0:54:58.800
<v Speaker 1>know I'm gonna get what I'm maid for Jake tells

0:54:58.880 --> 0:55:01.040
<v Speaker 1>the story from the could you go you pay for?

0:55:01.040 --> 0:55:03.000
<v Speaker 1>You should have got like six handies for that massage.

0:55:03.120 --> 0:55:05.839
<v Speaker 1>It was an expensive massage. But I tried to get

0:55:05.840 --> 0:55:08.200
<v Speaker 1>a massage in a hotel in Florida the one day

0:55:08.200 --> 0:55:10.400
<v Speaker 1>I was there. So I'm not gonna mention the hotel,

0:55:10.440 --> 0:55:13.960
<v Speaker 1>but it's a very nice hotel in Florida. Nope. And

0:55:14.719 --> 0:55:16.640
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to get like a day pass because I

0:55:16.680 --> 0:55:18.000
<v Speaker 1>was only there for the day. We're flying out late

0:55:18.040 --> 0:55:20.120
<v Speaker 1>at night. We figured we stayed came home from the cruise.

0:55:20.280 --> 0:55:22.120
<v Speaker 1>We got off the boat like eight am, like we

0:55:22.160 --> 0:55:23.719
<v Speaker 1>have the whole day in Miami. Let's I tried to

0:55:23.760 --> 0:55:25.760
<v Speaker 1>get a hotel. You and I tried to use every connection.

0:55:26.239 --> 0:55:28.839
<v Speaker 1>So this one hotel was that they don't have day rates.

0:55:29.080 --> 0:55:31.960
<v Speaker 1>They said, but you can use the whole facility if

0:55:32.000 --> 0:55:35.719
<v Speaker 1>you if you either rent a cabana or get a massage.

0:55:36.120 --> 0:55:38.719
<v Speaker 1>I go. If I get a massage, I get the

0:55:38.800 --> 0:55:41.160
<v Speaker 1>massage and the use of the hotel the whole day.

0:55:41.440 --> 0:55:48.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, well, so the cabana they go. I said, well,

0:55:48.640 --> 0:55:51.680
<v Speaker 1>how much does the cabana? Uh, cabana seven and fifty

0:55:53.239 --> 0:55:58.359
<v Speaker 1>and the large I don't need that and so okay,

0:55:58.400 --> 0:56:00.000
<v Speaker 1>so put me the chance to me the massage people.

0:56:00.800 --> 0:56:04.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I have like two massages for the Oh yeah,

0:56:04.280 --> 0:56:06.759
<v Speaker 1>what time? But oh yeah, so yeah, I go. I

0:56:06.760 --> 0:56:08.359
<v Speaker 1>don't know if I get a discount, because that's who

0:56:08.400 --> 0:56:10.440
<v Speaker 1>I heart. Media. We we've done some things at your hotel.

0:56:12.600 --> 0:56:19.279
<v Speaker 1>Ten percent discount really ill? It involves involves the found right, Well, okay, Jake,

0:56:19.400 --> 0:56:21.759
<v Speaker 1>no such discounts. I didn't tell you the price. I

0:56:21.880 --> 0:56:23.719
<v Speaker 1>come on, ten percent off? The problem? How much is

0:56:23.760 --> 0:56:26.239
<v Speaker 1>the massage that might tempt sent discount? Here comes a

0:56:26.239 --> 0:56:31.439
<v Speaker 1>punch line. I go, I better be getting a happy ending.

0:56:31.960 --> 0:56:35.120
<v Speaker 1>Know what the discount was to off? Well, I think

0:56:35.120 --> 0:56:42.480
<v Speaker 1>with something like that for a massage exactly, which is

0:56:42.480 --> 0:56:44.080
<v Speaker 1>why you would have done with Jake. Didn't got a

0:56:44.080 --> 0:56:50.600
<v Speaker 1>twenty massage, but yeah, yeah, Jakes deal. By the way,

0:56:50.719 --> 0:56:54.759
<v Speaker 1>don't go into a country anywhere and not know what

0:56:54.800 --> 0:56:56.560
<v Speaker 1>the hell you're getting into when it comes to people

0:56:56.600 --> 0:56:59.920
<v Speaker 1>touching your body. Jake, what happened? So we went with

0:57:00.000 --> 0:57:02.200
<v Speaker 1>our tour guide. The tour guy was like, yeah, all

0:57:02.239 --> 0:57:07.080
<v Speaker 1>the time, I get it's great. Is very different than

0:57:07.080 --> 0:57:09.239
<v Speaker 1>a full body hold on, can I tell you this

0:57:09.280 --> 0:57:10.799
<v Speaker 1>is something you need to know. Whenever you go to

0:57:10.800 --> 0:57:14.200
<v Speaker 1>an island or a country far from America, you take

0:57:14.200 --> 0:57:17.400
<v Speaker 1>a Caribbean cruise. Uh open the door for Ricky if

0:57:17.440 --> 0:57:19.720
<v Speaker 1>you don't mind. She's pushing over and over again. It's

0:57:19.720 --> 0:57:22.040
<v Speaker 1>a locked door. Oh right, let's find out how hard

0:57:22.040 --> 0:57:25.320
<v Speaker 1>you have to push on a locked door. All right, okay,

0:57:25.360 --> 0:57:28.040
<v Speaker 1>So here's what happens. You get off the ship. Right,

0:57:28.080 --> 0:57:29.960
<v Speaker 1>you're on a cruise, right, you you land you land

0:57:30.000 --> 0:57:33.280
<v Speaker 1>in uh St. Croix, St. John, Saint Martin. Right, you

0:57:33.320 --> 0:57:35.280
<v Speaker 1>get off, and they're like, hey, we'll give you a

0:57:35.280 --> 0:57:37.800
<v Speaker 1>tour like we have cars. We'll give you the tour

0:57:37.840 --> 0:57:40.560
<v Speaker 1>of the mountain, tour of the town, whatever. Here's what happens.

0:57:41.040 --> 0:57:43.560
<v Speaker 1>They go, oh, you know what, you guys hungry. I

0:57:43.640 --> 0:57:46.080
<v Speaker 1>happen to know a really good seafood place on the beach.

0:57:47.040 --> 0:57:48.840
<v Speaker 1>Then you get there and it's a wink wing to

0:57:48.880 --> 0:57:51.400
<v Speaker 1>the maitre d or the owner. They're all getting. It's

0:57:51.440 --> 0:57:54.160
<v Speaker 1>all kickback, so they all get paid. So when that

0:57:54.360 --> 0:57:57.760
<v Speaker 1>tour tour guide, hold on, when the tour guide says,

0:57:57.800 --> 0:57:59.880
<v Speaker 1>I know a place you can get a massage, he's

0:58:00.000 --> 0:58:02.840
<v Speaker 1>in with them. He's not giving you, like the top

0:58:02.920 --> 0:58:07.200
<v Speaker 1>rated zagag let Jake explain the story. Tell the story

0:58:07.600 --> 0:58:09.840
<v Speaker 1>that would have gone. So my friend and I right,

0:58:09.840 --> 0:58:11.840
<v Speaker 1>which is why the tour guide takes you there. A

0:58:11.880 --> 0:58:14.080
<v Speaker 1>buddy of his, my friend, was on the trip with me,

0:58:14.840 --> 0:58:16.959
<v Speaker 1>my friend Matt. So Matt and I are here, were like, wow,

0:58:17.000 --> 0:58:18.880
<v Speaker 1>this is so great. It is so local. There's no

0:58:18.920 --> 0:58:22.240
<v Speaker 1>tourists here, nobody speaks English. It was awesome. They wanted

0:58:22.240 --> 0:58:26.040
<v Speaker 1>a full local experience for twenty dollars experience, and we

0:58:26.200 --> 0:58:28.720
<v Speaker 1>got it. So we decided instead of getting a full

0:58:28.760 --> 0:58:31.360
<v Speaker 1>massage like the tour guide was getting, you know, because

0:58:31.600 --> 0:58:33.280
<v Speaker 1>that would be the smart thing to do, was follow

0:58:33.320 --> 0:58:36.080
<v Speaker 1>the guy get a penis massage. Yeah, I was like,

0:58:36.680 --> 0:58:39.040
<v Speaker 1>get a full body massage. It was forty five minutes

0:58:39.240 --> 0:58:44.480
<v Speaker 1>and it was like it was but something had to

0:58:44.520 --> 0:58:48.240
<v Speaker 1>be suspect when you walk into the room and the

0:58:48.240 --> 0:58:55.280
<v Speaker 1>book of you tell your story, Yeah, dude, I don't know.

0:58:55.640 --> 0:58:57.760
<v Speaker 1>And for for those for those listings. Since the beginning,

0:58:58.040 --> 0:59:00.440
<v Speaker 1>I've also seen video games you can play against you.

0:59:00.440 --> 0:59:02.640
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to get Jake, tell him, tell him you're

0:59:02.640 --> 0:59:04.800
<v Speaker 1>gonna tell me what's wrong with its? What what's wrong

0:59:04.840 --> 0:59:06.440
<v Speaker 1>with this picture? And if you would have walked out

0:59:06.520 --> 0:59:10.280
<v Speaker 1>at this moment salon where you have all the foot

0:59:10.360 --> 0:59:13.280
<v Speaker 1>massage chairs in a row. Yeah. Sure. Then there was

0:59:13.280 --> 0:59:17.080
<v Speaker 1>a room divider behind all these noticed the word room divide, right,

0:59:17.120 --> 0:59:19.080
<v Speaker 1>That's where the porn movies used to be when used

0:59:19.080 --> 0:59:22.720
<v Speaker 1>to go to rental places. Separate room. It's a divider.

0:59:22.880 --> 0:59:25.360
<v Speaker 1>So they were like, come back here, come back here

0:59:26.240 --> 0:59:28.640
<v Speaker 1>because they need speak English. Oh scary as they all

0:59:28.640 --> 0:59:31.760
<v Speaker 1>speak English, like, not these people, not these people. Okay

0:59:32.040 --> 0:59:33.720
<v Speaker 1>points to the table and I don't know what she

0:59:33.800 --> 0:59:36.360
<v Speaker 1>was saying, but clearly she was get on the table, Jake.

0:59:37.760 --> 0:59:40.320
<v Speaker 1>So I'm I had my belt on and my watching,

0:59:40.400 --> 0:59:42.360
<v Speaker 1>all my clothes and wearing catchy shorts and a T shirt.

0:59:43.080 --> 0:59:47.200
<v Speaker 1>Do take off my pants? And she's like, belt gonna

0:59:47.240 --> 0:59:55.600
<v Speaker 1>whip you. Took your watch off, wallet, wallet in my bag.

0:59:55.720 --> 0:59:57.440
<v Speaker 1>And the whole time my eyes are open because I'm like,

0:59:57.600 --> 1:00:00.800
<v Speaker 1>somebody gonna come take my back. The answer there is probably, well,

1:00:00.800 --> 1:00:02.400
<v Speaker 1>I still have my wallet, so we're good. So we

1:00:02.600 --> 1:00:05.400
<v Speaker 1>lay on the table. I'm wearing karake shorts and a

1:00:05.520 --> 1:00:09.280
<v Speaker 1>T shirt. You're fully closed, closed except for my watch

1:00:09.800 --> 1:00:13.960
<v Speaker 1>and my expensive wallet. You have no money in the water.

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<v Speaker 1>It don't lie. You listen to order you know, ricky.

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<v Speaker 1>So she puts a towel over me, and I'm laying

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<v Speaker 1>face down. The hell you need a towel if you're

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<v Speaker 1>fully clothed. So then the next thing I know, I

1:00:29.640 --> 1:00:31.920
<v Speaker 1>feel her get on top of me like she's about

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<v Speaker 1>to ride men, like she puts her legs on each

1:00:35.520 --> 1:00:38.240
<v Speaker 1>side of you, mounted me like like your a hobby

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<v Speaker 1>hippie hob Okay, okay. So she mounts me like a

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<v Speaker 1>horse and starts massaging me. And so as soon as

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<v Speaker 1>it started, I was like, ship, this is gonna be terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>She went so hard and was like massaging on my bone,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, how do I tell her that it hurts?

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't speak of Oh you know what the Singapore

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<v Speaker 1>word for this hurts? Oh? Yeah. So then it was me.

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<v Speaker 1>There was three beds. It was me, my friend Matt,

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<v Speaker 1>and then another guy next to us who you don't know, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and there was only two right, there's three guys. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>pause right there, here's what's wrong with this picture. First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, you and your buddy are in the same room,

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<v Speaker 1>sharing the same bed. They were okay, same bed. You

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<v Speaker 1>were closed. How close were you have been holding hands?

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<v Speaker 1>There you go they couples of massage, no even couples

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<v Speaker 1>of I was with my girlfriend all right in a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of massage, and she was like fucking ten feet

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<v Speaker 1>away from me, and by the way, lights went down low.

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<v Speaker 1>There was this, there was the there was the okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what were you s yeah, what were you smelling? I

1:01:42.040 --> 1:01:45.840
<v Speaker 1>was I had aromatic therapy, like beautiful, like roses smelling

1:01:45.920 --> 1:01:49.840
<v Speaker 1>rat poisoning. Right by contrast, hold on, we had this

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, We had this zen music playing. It was

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<v Speaker 1>light in some language I don't know music, okay, in

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<v Speaker 1>a brightly lit room, fully clothed with your buddy next

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<v Speaker 1>to but then you discover the third dude when you

1:02:02.560 --> 1:02:04.920
<v Speaker 1>looked over, right, So why? And I reached over to

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<v Speaker 1>make sure my friend was still there because he was

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<v Speaker 1>being real quiet and these ladies were talking real loud.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I don't know what the hell is

1:02:09.520 --> 1:02:11.400
<v Speaker 1>going on right now, but this hurts. And there's three

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<v Speaker 1>dudes and there's only two massuses. And she keeps getting

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<v Speaker 1>on top of me, like she's riding me, like to

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<v Speaker 1>get to the other side of She would literally mount

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<v Speaker 1>me and then get off on the other side. Four hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, I want to hear more of the story.

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<v Speaker 1>None on gun, how the hell is it? The first

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<v Speaker 1>of hold off? Did you not question why there was

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking stranger in your room? It wasn't even a room,

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<v Speaker 1>it was it was behind the rice wall, folding the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>And by the way, don't you think it you get

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<v Speaker 1>some more money off that hold on? Yeah, he was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get something off. You only got a hand

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<v Speaker 1>one hand on you also, so then the show was

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<v Speaker 1>never mind heart. Somebody told us that if we wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to add on a happy ending to one of these places,

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<v Speaker 1>it would only be fifty addition to Now, these women

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<v Speaker 1>didn't tell you that, you toad guide told you that.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not tell us that. Somebody else told us.

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<v Speaker 1>But who is this somebody else? It's someone we know? No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it was was it somebody? No? No, no no, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's obviously there. That was like, okay, I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody somebody told you that you had a girlfriend. And

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<v Speaker 1>he looked like a boyfriend. And she the woman is

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<v Speaker 1>talking to the woman next to us, and I have

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<v Speaker 1>no idea what we got that. Yeah, And at one

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<v Speaker 1>point she's she's talking and then she's like hello, like

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<v Speaker 1>she's talking to me and and she says something to me,

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<v Speaker 1>and my stupid solf I was like, yes, I'm taking

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<v Speaker 1>What did I just did? What's the Singapore word for

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<v Speaker 1>strap on? Do you want me to steal your wallet? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea what I said yes to. But

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't try and do anything more. But let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you, it was the most painful massage of my

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<v Speaker 1>entire life. So yes, strap on. I woke up and

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<v Speaker 1>I was, oh my god, and I can't sit like okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but okay, So questions scary? Hold so you you and

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<v Speaker 1>your girlfriend were in the hotel? Yes, zen music, right, lotions,

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<v Speaker 1>professional bed, one mssuse for each person in the feet

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<v Speaker 1>washed your feet. They did a relaxing rubbing, maybe a

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<v Speaker 1>light touch of romantherapy. It sounds, I mean, night and

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<v Speaker 1>day from what Jake wentroke. Hold on, Jake, how much

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<v Speaker 1>did you pay? Scary? I think it was? It was actually, well, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>it was remember okay, how much? How much? How much

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<v Speaker 1>would have been? How much it would have been? It

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<v Speaker 1>would have been a couple of hundred dollars. I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>with Jake's place. I'm for twenty bucks. I'm in. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't. You would not. That's the problem with how

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<v Speaker 1>you you guys think sometimes, you guys pennywise and poundfuls,

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<v Speaker 1>you penny wise and poundfuls. Okay, a second holding for

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<v Speaker 1>a bargain cut corners, hold on your body. Let's pure

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be relaxed. Let's let's pull the curtain back.

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking crazy, Let's let's pull the curtain. No, no, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's let's explain what's really going on here? He scary?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the massage included with the trip? From the Singapore people?

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<v Speaker 1>As Jake said, it was that go fucking something. Jake,

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<v Speaker 1>who's the flaky white jew whatever? He say, No, you

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<v Speaker 1>got a free massage, now he paid twenty bucks more.

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<v Speaker 1>Therefore you're the cheap pastor, all things considered equal, I

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<v Speaker 1>would have I agreed with you. No, no, no, But

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<v Speaker 1>you have to understand something. He was looking for an adventure.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the highway? Regardless regardless whatever comes his regardless,

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<v Speaker 1>Jake is born to be wild, regardless of the massage

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<v Speaker 1>being included. Okay, and of our hotel stay and all that.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have you know me, brody, you know, but

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<v Speaker 1>in this case you didn't. I would have paid. Certain

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<v Speaker 1>things in life you don't funk with and you don't

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<v Speaker 1>try and cheap and chinsey out on listen to the

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<v Speaker 1>local guy who was like, yeah, come here, Okay, he

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<v Speaker 1>got he got eight dollars in at twenty for recommending it, guaranteed.

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<v Speaker 1>We're walking out, So it's also like, as you walk out,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a hallway full of different massage places coming at

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<v Speaker 1>you like massage, and I'm just like, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>where I'm going. You didn't say yes. I didn't say

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<v Speaker 1>yes to that. We walk out and the tour guy

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<v Speaker 1>turns us he's like, how was it? And man I

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<v Speaker 1>look at each other like, oh, it was good. And

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<v Speaker 1>then he's like, yeah, next time, I'll take you guys

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<v Speaker 1>to a different place that's a little bit cleaner. In

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<v Speaker 1>that place not so clean. Just told this is the

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<v Speaker 1>best place to go. What next time is that the

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<v Speaker 1>next time if there's another place that's cleaner, that means

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<v Speaker 1>in his mind he's aware that this place is dirty

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<v Speaker 1>er cot By the way, did you guys talk about

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<v Speaker 1>this on twenty something podcast? Okay, so there's no reason

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<v Speaker 1>to listen then I mean to talk about this. They're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna take a clip of this and just play it

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<v Speaker 1>on theirs. But I still don't know. It sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>you've got a rear ending it was going through your

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<v Speaker 1>mind this and Brodie, I don't understand how you see

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<v Speaker 1>And this is my problem with problem looks scary some

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, an adventures an adventure, right, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>he wanted. Now truthfully, now that we know the whole picture,

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<v Speaker 1>I would have taken the free massage, right, but had

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<v Speaker 1>mind had mind has been twenty five dollars, I would

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<v Speaker 1>have gone to twenty See. That's then that's my problem

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<v Speaker 1>with you. That's my problem with you. All of that aside,

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<v Speaker 1>I still agree with the fact that there are some

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<v Speaker 1>things that you splur John, like a massage. Pampering is

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<v Speaker 1>something clearly I gotta tell you. I gotta tell you

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<v Speaker 1>a Jake, you do need a massage, see a little

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<v Speaker 1>stressed exactly. And the day of pampering is a day

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<v Speaker 1>is just that, as far as when I woke up

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<v Speaker 1>the next morning and felt worse than we did before

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<v Speaker 1>the right can I can I ask you guys a question.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know who this wild card guy was

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<v Speaker 1>and why there were only two women for three guys.

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<v Speaker 1>He should have paid sixteen dollars. No, you know, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's the guy. Okay, you know he was. I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you who he was. You haven't played three card Monty

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<v Speaker 1>on the street. Well, that's when, like they do, find

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<v Speaker 1>the red card, find the red card, and they flip

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<v Speaker 1>the three cards around, right, And there's always that one

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<v Speaker 1>guy in the crowd who's playing and he wins. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>he loses. Sometimes he's like, wow, that guy won, I

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<v Speaker 1>can win. That guy works for them. That third guy

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<v Speaker 1>was the guy that was gonna go. He's sitting there going,

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<v Speaker 1>is this great? Guys? This is great? Oh these guys,

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<v Speaker 1>You guys run for a treat. I I come here

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. But think of that shill. They all

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<v Speaker 1>work for the but the visual of having two women

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<v Speaker 1>jumping on top of three guys backs taking turns and

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<v Speaker 1>not having enough hands your your massage has to have

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<v Speaker 1>two hands on you at how you're not flying a

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<v Speaker 1>drone at this point, I could get the video three

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<v Speaker 1>women for three guys, all right, so I can ask

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<v Speaker 1>the question. So we went on the Norwegian cruise for

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<v Speaker 1>for the bon Jovi cruise. Right, Ricky, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>would you would you have taken this No? I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>have done. So, Jake is scary. I need your your

1:09:27.760 --> 1:09:30.160
<v Speaker 1>your opinion, and Ricky want you in chime in. So

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<v Speaker 1>we met a couple of girls on the cruise who

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<v Speaker 1>were big fans the Helvis Rancho, big fans of the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast right uh Kim and Samantha, the cousins, and so

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<v Speaker 1>we kept like running into them. Eventually we hung out

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<v Speaker 1>with them. We went to the Sound Disco with them,

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<v Speaker 1>which I we have talked about sound disco. I want

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<v Speaker 1>your opinion on the sound disco. Okay, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>that is, right, I'll explain it. Yeah, I'll explain it

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<v Speaker 1>in a minute. So we were told we get a

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<v Speaker 1>thing in our room. They're like, you guys have vi

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<v Speaker 1>I p S. We wanted to take care of you

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<v Speaker 1>guys because you know we're friends with Norwegian Cruise Line.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got a couple of three things. Yourself there. Brody

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<v Speaker 1>on the absolutely absolutely okay, fucking is the No. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't say things wrong with it. You pretended like you

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<v Speaker 1>splurt for this big face. It would have the pointed

1:10:05.880 --> 1:10:10.160
<v Speaker 1>I would have ye yeah, oh that's right. You know me.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have paid for money knows no boundaries for me.

1:10:13.320 --> 1:10:15.360
<v Speaker 1>I will I will train my bank account for a

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<v Speaker 1>better massage. Yeah, okay. Anyway, so so we get this

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<v Speaker 1>thing in our in our room and says you get

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<v Speaker 1>one spot treatment courtesy of the ship and the great

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<v Speaker 1>people of six Man Cruises. The sixth Man sixth Man

1:10:27.560 --> 1:10:30.720
<v Speaker 1>people took unbelievable care of us. Anyway. They work with

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<v Speaker 1>the Norwegian Cruise Line for the rock tours, the rock concerts,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what they do. So I said, it says you

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<v Speaker 1>can have a full body massage, a stone massage, or

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<v Speaker 1>or or a facial which makes you laugh, or or

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<v Speaker 1>a manny petty So my buddy Robin, I life not

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<v Speaker 1>a manny petty massage, right, So we we like we

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<v Speaker 1>call a massage place. And they said, well, we'll come

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<v Speaker 1>down and we go to the Then they go, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>we were all booked up because we waited till the

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<v Speaker 1>third day of the cruise. But if there's an opening,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll we'll put you in the waiting less. Would you

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<v Speaker 1>prefer a male or female massage person? I have female,

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<v Speaker 1>of course. Of course, of course. So we get back

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<v Speaker 1>at seven o'clock. They close at seven eight o'clock. That

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<v Speaker 1>was the last sessions we get to. So any massages available. No,

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<v Speaker 1>what was the last night of the cruise. So we

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<v Speaker 1>had to use our free coupon. So like, I won't

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<v Speaker 1>get the many penny hold on, hold on, so so ice.

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<v Speaker 1>So my friend Rob says, I'll have the manicure pedicure

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm a man. I got it. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>the many petty. So so I was like, you know what,

1:11:35.360 --> 1:11:37.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm man enough, I'll get the many petty. Fine. So

1:11:38.040 --> 1:11:39.599
<v Speaker 1>we with two of us go, we sit down, we're

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<v Speaker 1>doing our nails. Well they were a little that's a

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<v Speaker 1>it's a week with that clear apology. Well I've gotten

1:11:45.120 --> 1:11:49.360
<v Speaker 1>manicure pedicures before anyway, I have to love them. Hold On,

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<v Speaker 1>Rob had never been on a cruise before and never

1:11:52.800 --> 1:11:54.840
<v Speaker 1>had a manny petty. But if it's for free, it's

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<v Speaker 1>for me. He's in, he said, he painted his toes black.

1:11:57.800 --> 1:11:59.519
<v Speaker 1>He's like, he's like, it's free. I'm doing. He had

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<v Speaker 1>a great time. We a great time. So now Kim

1:12:01.720 --> 1:12:05.040
<v Speaker 1>and and uh Samantha show up. They're they're getting um

1:12:05.880 --> 1:12:08.320
<v Speaker 1>facial scrubs, facials and the whole thing. So they go

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<v Speaker 1>so they see us getting our man our manicure as

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<v Speaker 1>they go. This is a joke and it wasn't meant

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<v Speaker 1>in the This is where they go, oh, we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>realize you guys were gay. Okay, so I saw. I

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<v Speaker 1>saw exactly when they said it in like a tongue

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<v Speaker 1>in cheek. So so if so if, I said to him,

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<v Speaker 1>I go, you know what makes you gay? Having sex

1:12:27.320 --> 1:12:29.760
<v Speaker 1>with another man, that's what makes you gay. Having my

1:12:29.880 --> 1:12:32.559
<v Speaker 1>nails buffed and polished and soaked and softening. I went, oh,

1:12:32.600 --> 1:12:36.679
<v Speaker 1>wait a minute, I said. They said it's totally fine.

1:12:36.880 --> 1:12:38.479
<v Speaker 1>So we did that and we got the pedicure with

1:12:38.560 --> 1:12:41.080
<v Speaker 1>the that we got we did side by side. They

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<v Speaker 1>had like two chairs, so we got the oh they

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<v Speaker 1>did so. So my buddy says to the girl, she's

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<v Speaker 1>from Spain and uh, he says to her, um, so,

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<v Speaker 1>let me ask you a question, be honest. Now as

1:12:50.920 --> 1:12:53.479
<v Speaker 1>he's she's scrubbing his feet with a cheese grater and

1:12:53.840 --> 1:12:58.360
<v Speaker 1>all that. Right, Yeah, who doesn't want no? No, we

1:12:58.600 --> 1:13:01.960
<v Speaker 1>was great, he says. Stories. He says, story goes to

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<v Speaker 1>be honest with me, like, how did you get into this?

1:13:04.120 --> 1:13:06.479
<v Speaker 1>Do you like feet? Like, well, why do you? Why

1:13:06.520 --> 1:13:08.040
<v Speaker 1>do you do this? Now he isn't realized that these

1:13:08.080 --> 1:13:12.680
<v Speaker 1>people are are their ship employees. They may have been

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<v Speaker 1>trained to do that. They didn't said. They may have

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<v Speaker 1>just said I want to be on the cruise and

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<v Speaker 1>they get nine months at sea, they get a nice

1:13:17.600 --> 1:13:19.640
<v Speaker 1>amount of money is sending home, and you know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a good life for a lot of them. I love

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<v Speaker 1>being on the ship. So so so. So he's he's

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<v Speaker 1>assuming she's a foot person, and you know, how did

1:13:26.080 --> 1:13:28.559
<v Speaker 1>you get into it? He was, actually I hate feet.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like what, And he's like, you're holding my feet

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<v Speaker 1>and he and he's one of these people like scary

1:13:35.080 --> 1:13:37.200
<v Speaker 1>has this His second toe is bigger than his big toe,

1:13:37.880 --> 1:13:39.360
<v Speaker 1>and so I'm making fun of him, like, yeah, look

1:13:39.360 --> 1:13:43.320
<v Speaker 1>at science second toe. He's a freak. Anyway, so um,

1:13:44.439 --> 1:13:48.080
<v Speaker 1>she says I hate feet. He goes, what are you doing? She's, well, no, no,

1:13:48.280 --> 1:13:50.960
<v Speaker 1>it's at my job. It's fine. I'm good with it.

1:13:51.320 --> 1:13:53.519
<v Speaker 1>But like when I go home, people are like, hey,

1:13:53.560 --> 1:13:55.040
<v Speaker 1>can I get a foot massage? Can they put their

1:13:55.040 --> 1:13:57.439
<v Speaker 1>feet in my face? Right? Because I don't want like

1:13:57.479 --> 1:14:01.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't want my friend's feet near me. People like

1:14:01.160 --> 1:14:03.600
<v Speaker 1>sticking their feet in my face. I do it on

1:14:03.680 --> 1:14:05.680
<v Speaker 1>my job. So I said, well, you know, I have

1:14:05.800 --> 1:14:08.519
<v Speaker 1>to be honest, any job I've had, and you guys

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<v Speaker 1>can chime in if you've had the same thing. When

1:14:10.200 --> 1:14:12.040
<v Speaker 1>I worked in a restaurant, I would eat the food

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<v Speaker 1>like crazy for a month, and I didn't need the

1:14:13.760 --> 1:14:16.600
<v Speaker 1>food there anymore. Right, When I worked at Starbucks, I

1:14:16.720 --> 1:14:17.960
<v Speaker 1>drank a lot of coffee, and then I was like,

1:14:18.040 --> 1:14:19.960
<v Speaker 1>I've done with coffee for years. I don't wanna drink it.

1:14:20.200 --> 1:14:22.080
<v Speaker 1>And even here work in the radio, we played Top

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<v Speaker 1>forty on our radio stations. After a while, I go, yeh,

1:14:25.160 --> 1:14:26.600
<v Speaker 1>hear rocked me. I gotta put something else on, you

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<v Speaker 1>get because you're here to work all the time. So

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<v Speaker 1>she's fine with feet at work, but she's like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to I'm not going to hear any feet.

1:14:33.600 --> 1:14:35.560
<v Speaker 1>Have you guys had jobs that you like, hated the

1:14:35.600 --> 1:14:39.840
<v Speaker 1>product when you were not working? Uh No, because I

1:14:40.479 --> 1:14:44.120
<v Speaker 1>worked and I eat food food. Yeah, you know that

1:14:44.280 --> 1:14:48.479
<v Speaker 1>doesn't count. I worked with a product. Well, I used

1:14:48.520 --> 1:14:53.320
<v Speaker 1>to build trophies. But I don't have anything against trophies. Well,

1:14:53.560 --> 1:14:59.840
<v Speaker 1>it takes defenses. He avoided trophies outside of work. I

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<v Speaker 1>scream place or if you're from water, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>that's ices. I would hate to get water ice. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>can we listen. I love Philadelphia. That is the dumbest

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<v Speaker 1>name for anything in America that in the game water ice,

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<v Speaker 1>it is water, but no, it's ice. All ices water

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<v Speaker 1>as opposed to ices that have milk basted to him.

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<v Speaker 1>Then it's not ice. Then yeah, then it's ices frozen water.

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<v Speaker 1>It's because it has has has milk. It It's like saying, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>what is that coming off the kit to stove? That's

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<v Speaker 1>air steam. You wouldn't say that it's around water ice.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ice. No, water, ice is the equivalent of white milk.

1:15:40.000 --> 1:15:42.639
<v Speaker 1>It's fucking milk. It's not white milk. It's just milk.

1:15:42.920 --> 1:15:44.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't need to tell me what color it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Water water ice is stupid right now, people in Philadelphia

1:15:50.160 --> 1:15:54.600
<v Speaker 1>like funck Brody, it's water ice, it's it's in New

1:15:54.680 --> 1:15:58.400
<v Speaker 1>York we call it ices because because it's ices, I

1:15:58.479 --> 1:16:02.840
<v Speaker 1>call it ices. Technically it's ice. Bro it's not ices.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's singular. It's not fucking plural. No, but you buy,

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<v Speaker 1>you buy multiple of them. The iss I'm eating but

1:16:13.360 --> 1:16:15.479
<v Speaker 1>people say no, people say I'm eating an Italian I'm

1:16:15.479 --> 1:16:19.560
<v Speaker 1>eating Italian ices. No, you're eating a singular ice. Just

1:16:19.680 --> 1:16:23.320
<v Speaker 1>as stupid as Philadelphia. You know, Okay, I say I

1:16:23.360 --> 1:16:26.840
<v Speaker 1>didn't say Philadelphia was stupid. You were implying I said

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<v Speaker 1>the name water ice, or as they say, wooter ice

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<v Speaker 1>is it doesn't it's redundant to water. Yeah, well you're

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle. You're in the middle, right, what we

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<v Speaker 1>say water. One's not better than the other. It's accents.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fine. Problem with that. I just think I think

1:16:39.680 --> 1:16:41.760
<v Speaker 1>it's redundant to say water ice. I just think it's

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<v Speaker 1>a distinguishing between a water based ice and a milk

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<v Speaker 1>based ices. No such thing as milk based ice, because

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<v Speaker 1>it's frozen milk ice by definition is frozen water. Because

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<v Speaker 1>you're wrong, I'm not because because because spimoni is content

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<v Speaker 1>has it has a has a combination of what is

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<v Speaker 1>the definition of ice. No, here's the definition of ice.

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<v Speaker 1>Frozen water a brittle, transparent, crystalline solid. What I'm saying

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<v Speaker 1>frozen water frozen. No, Spimoni has a milk baste to it.

1:17:15.280 --> 1:17:20.000
<v Speaker 1>It's frozen milk with frozen water together. So it's it's Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Spimonia has a is a dairy product, Yes, like ice cream.

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<v Speaker 1>Definition of spimonimon, definition of spimoni doesn't know it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not Italian definition of spimoni. Here's the definition of spimoni.

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<v Speaker 1>A kind of ice cream with different colors and flavors

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<v Speaker 1>and layers, and often made with bits of fruit and nuts. Dick,

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<v Speaker 1>it's ice cream all your life, you thought it was

1:17:49.400 --> 1:17:54.000
<v Speaker 1>some kind of crazy. It's ice cream. Gardens and Boklyn.

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<v Speaker 1>You cannot tell me that that's ice cream. That is

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<v Speaker 1>these ice cream. Put piece of fruit, water in there,

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<v Speaker 1>there's it's frozen water in there too, with the milk.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all of it. It's it's ice cream. It can be.

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<v Speaker 1>If they water down their ice cream, that's fine. If

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<v Speaker 1>it has fro like water moisture, that frozen it, that's fine.

1:18:12.479 --> 1:18:15.280
<v Speaker 1>Your whole life has changed to drink ice cream. I

1:18:15.400 --> 1:18:20.240
<v Speaker 1>need to drink, need to drink spring your drinks. Can

1:18:20.240 --> 1:18:22.960
<v Speaker 1>you talk about broommate? By the way, you can put

1:18:23.000 --> 1:18:27.000
<v Speaker 1>ice cream in your browmated? Will stay called? Okay, you're done,

1:18:27.439 --> 1:18:32.439
<v Speaker 1>you're out, Okay, bye, Hey listen anytime, listen, I'll give

1:18:32.439 --> 1:18:39.439
<v Speaker 1>you a massage. Bucks Bucks stuff. Um, we we don't

1:18:39.520 --> 1:18:42.920
<v Speaker 1>want our alcohol to be warm. We don't or our

1:18:42.960 --> 1:18:45.280
<v Speaker 1>ice cream on soda. So can I tell you what

1:18:45.520 --> 1:18:46.840
<v Speaker 1>can I tell you that I was listening to your

1:18:46.840 --> 1:18:48.400
<v Speaker 1>podcast and I looked this up at I'm gonna get

1:18:48.439 --> 1:18:52.360
<v Speaker 1>one because it looks you're gonna get the wine so later. Okay,

1:18:52.400 --> 1:18:54.679
<v Speaker 1>So last Friday, you gotta get the hops of latter trio.

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<v Speaker 1>Last I got Last Friday. My wife had a bottle

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<v Speaker 1>of white wine. Uh uh. She left it out on

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<v Speaker 1>the table, right. So I said, you know you always

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<v Speaker 1>leave your wine out. You should put it in the

1:19:08.880 --> 1:19:10.760
<v Speaker 1>wine slater. I'll let you use one of mine. I

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<v Speaker 1>got the Navy in the glitter peacock. So I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll let you use the navy one because I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like the glitter peacock one. I gotta be honest

1:19:16.120 --> 1:19:17.960
<v Speaker 1>with you, and so I gave her the navy one.

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<v Speaker 1>She put the wine in the blue one and left

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<v Speaker 1>it out, and it was cold the next day because

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<v Speaker 1>she's got to put away. It's like, you know you're

1:19:24.479 --> 1:19:26.400
<v Speaker 1>gonna leave it out. They put it in the bottle,

1:19:26.680 --> 1:19:30.960
<v Speaker 1>still cold. Uh. This guy Dylan founded Broommate, the company

1:19:31.000 --> 1:19:35.400
<v Speaker 1>that we discovered, and wow, um they take beverages to

1:19:35.479 --> 1:19:39.920
<v Speaker 1>a whole new level. Um, your theatre ice cold all

1:19:40.040 --> 1:19:43.000
<v Speaker 1>day long, as Brodie, just show you're hot, or hot,

1:19:43.120 --> 1:19:45.880
<v Speaker 1>whatever you want. Every broommate makes every mixture that every

1:19:45.880 --> 1:19:48.080
<v Speaker 1>sip is the perfect temperature for you. Now with the

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<v Speaker 1>We still have like a thousand things to talk about,

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<v Speaker 1>but the show is almost I didn't get to the

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<v Speaker 1>Silent Disco. Okay, you want to talk about that now,

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<v Speaker 1>let me talk about sound Discount did Disco because I

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<v Speaker 1>got a lot of stuff from the cruise. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to get to do it for the next episode real quick.

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<v Speaker 1>On a silent disco Okay, two things, which by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a fan of. You have the song I asked

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<v Speaker 1>you for the yea yeah, okay, okay, they're getting okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So silent disco if you've never been, it's really cool idea.

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<v Speaker 1>That's cooler when you do it. You go in a room.

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<v Speaker 1>The DJ's spinning music, right, but it's only played through headphones.

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<v Speaker 1>So they give you a pair of headphones and there's

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<v Speaker 1>a switch on your headphones. You go from one channel

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<v Speaker 1>to the other. There might be a dance channel, a

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<v Speaker 1>rock channel, or right on the On the Norwegian cruise,

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<v Speaker 1>I went on on j there were three right, and

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, as you turn channels, your headphones light

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<v Speaker 1>up different colors blue, green, and red. Right, so you

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<v Speaker 1>could see all the blue people, all the blue headphone people.

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<v Speaker 1>That person is listening to the music. So what happens

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<v Speaker 1>is like all the red people are banging their heads

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<v Speaker 1>like they listening to rock music. The hip hop people

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<v Speaker 1>are all like hip so you can look and go

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<v Speaker 1>you don't hear what they're listening to but they're singing,

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<v Speaker 1>they're lipping the mouth in the words. So and so

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<v Speaker 1>what happens is you might be on the Red Channel.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, I don't like this song. Let me see

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<v Speaker 1>what's on Blue. Okay. So I was listening to Queen

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<v Speaker 1>and this girl came up to me and she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's dancing with me because she knows I'm listening to

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<v Speaker 1>what she's listening to. Even though there's no music playing

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<v Speaker 1>in the room. It's fantastic here. There were two things

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<v Speaker 1>that went wrong. Not with the cruise. The DJ was great. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there's there's the you gotta you gotta be on Blue guy. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there was this big, fat guy in a Hawaiian shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that sounds cliche. Legitimately, big guy in a

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<v Speaker 1>Hawaiian shirt the Hawaiian punch man. And I'm pretty sure

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<v Speaker 1>he may have pulled his pants so so he kept

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<v Speaker 1>he kept walking. But this is the guy. Um he uh.

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<v Speaker 1>He had long hair like he was a rock dude.

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<v Speaker 1>And so the stereotypes keep getting better. No, he had

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just telling you he's okay, I'm painting the picture.

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<v Speaker 1>So is he eating caloo a pig too? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>So I told you that rock channel was the Red channel, right,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm listening to rock music. He had long hair,

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<v Speaker 1>but for some reason he listened to the Blue channel. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's going to happen here. He was coming

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<v Speaker 1>over the groups of people going, oh dude, now we're

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<v Speaker 1>all have headphones on. We can't hear right, So he's

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<v Speaker 1>mouth he's the he's the you gotta be blue guy. Oh, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta getta a blue on. Yeah, okay, you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>put blow on a great song, great song, bl blow

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<v Speaker 1>And he's pointing to his ears. He's like blue, got

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<v Speaker 1>put blue on. So people were like going like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>put on there, Like okay's great. When he would leave, right,

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, fucking guy, he comes back. I got like.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't like a specific group. He would come up

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<v Speaker 1>with to a section like because he was dancing great.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I got great, but great because he wanted people

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<v Speaker 1>like dance with him. Because if you were on the

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<v Speaker 1>red of the blue channel and a good song was

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<v Speaker 1>on the green that he thought, right, So he's trying

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<v Speaker 1>to be your personal like he was anything wrong with him.

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<v Speaker 1>He wasn't like he had a problem like he was

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<v Speaker 1>just that guy because I saw him in other situations

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<v Speaker 1>and he was he wasn't like you know, so when

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<v Speaker 1>it came to the music, he was fanatical about like

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<v Speaker 1>somebody that's kind of It's kind of like when I

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<v Speaker 1>come into the room though, and I'm like, you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>gotta try these meatballs. He's amazing. He's I'm a food pusher.

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<v Speaker 1>He was a music Okay. So now so I'm with

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<v Speaker 1>Kim and my friend Robin, our cousins Samanta, four of us,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're kind of like laughing at people. So we

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<v Speaker 1>take our headphones off and we're just laughing at people. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>We're just you know. So we have like one ear

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<v Speaker 1>on so we can hear the music, and one year

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<v Speaker 1>off so we can hear the people in the room.

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<v Speaker 1>So def Leppard comes on and this guy's like, but

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<v Speaker 1>d yeah, and never again. He didn't have problem. He

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<v Speaker 1>was like he he just that's what he's saying. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>phones on, you don't enunci eight I had. So then

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<v Speaker 1>this happened and I have to try to talk it through.

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<v Speaker 1>This song comes on and this woman in front of

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<v Speaker 1>us goes, but's this sester? Yeah, what's this esterm? Turning

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<v Speaker 1>out problem with that? Okay, this, this, this, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>feel the noise right huge arguably one of the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>hard rock heavy metal songs of the early mid eighties,

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<v Speaker 1>and was yelling Wistan was yelling Twisted Sister. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so she yelled at yeah, twist that sister, and she

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<v Speaker 1>did the rock horns on both hands. Here's my my question.

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<v Speaker 1>I can understand a normal person getting it wrong right, like,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not into a heavy metal for me. Most of

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<v Speaker 1>the audience doesn't know what you're talking about. Yet, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean, Well, okay, well, okay, this is not

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<v Speaker 1>twist the sister. Right. People think this is twisted. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's quiet Riot. You hear this. I know because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a radio guy that this is quiet Ryot. They were

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<v Speaker 1>one hit wonder. Okay, they were not a one hit wonder.

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<v Speaker 1>They were they were had three hits. Most people will

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<v Speaker 1>yell Twisted Sister like that lady did. No, they won't.

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<v Speaker 1>They will push his sister sings. We're not gonna take it.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to rock. This is quite right. My My

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<v Speaker 1>point is if you were in this place and you

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<v Speaker 1>heard that right. This was a year before Twisted Sister

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<v Speaker 1>made it big. Okay, you might make the mistake of

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<v Speaker 1>going to a buddy, oh Twist Sister. Right, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>not a big fan, you go, oh, hey, man, Twisted

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<v Speaker 1>Sisters on, and then we go no man, Okay. My

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<v Speaker 1>point is if you get so excited to hear Twisted Sister,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're like, yes, Twisted Sister, you better know that

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<v Speaker 1>it's How do you not know it's not Twisted Sister?

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<v Speaker 1>So does this idiot go to Twisted Sister concerts and

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<v Speaker 1>go I can't believe they didn't play come on Field,

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<v Speaker 1>the Noise, want to rip Off? I can't believe they

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<v Speaker 1>didn't play their biggest hit. Like, she's clearly a fan

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<v Speaker 1>of Twisted Sister, but doesn't know that that's quiet Riot.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like going Backstreet Boys and it's bye bye, bye

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<v Speaker 1>bye and sync right, Like, if you're that excited about

1:27:38.720 --> 1:27:42.519
<v Speaker 1>Backstreet Boys, you should know they don't sing by by right,

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<v Speaker 1>That's my point. If you are on a grand day,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't scream out Taylor Swift. That's my go to

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<v Speaker 1>go to this decade? Right, So I thought you were

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<v Speaker 1>a problem with the Silent Disco. Was was the actual

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<v Speaker 1>what was going on in the room, Like everyone's everyone's

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<v Speaker 1>on the dance floor and with three different into music

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<v Speaker 1>went on each other. So the hip hop people are

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<v Speaker 1>doing like their breakdance and doing hip hop right and

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<v Speaker 1>and they're doing hand gestures and the rock people doing

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<v Speaker 1>air guitar. It's fantastic. But the best part is watching it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the best part is not having any headphones

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<v Speaker 1>line at all, because now it's completely visually. Have you

1:28:21.200 --> 1:28:26.840
<v Speaker 1>been going, you know, like right quiet? Because every song

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<v Speaker 1>is a song that people know the words do They're

1:28:28.520 --> 1:28:31.599
<v Speaker 1>all singalong songs right. Anyway, My point was the best

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<v Speaker 1>way to do a sound disco one of your phone on,

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<v Speaker 1>one of your phone off. We have a lot more

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<v Speaker 1>to recap episode eighty two. We'll get to that I

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<v Speaker 1>have I'm in the middle of a rant in my

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<v Speaker 1>life another one next week. You'll find out about my

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<v Speaker 1>rant with the Fawcett people. I'm I'm giving you an update,

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<v Speaker 1>a little teaser. I'm having a I had a problem,

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<v Speaker 1>a massive problem. And we'll get to the unused punch

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<v Speaker 1>lines too and all that stuff, and it's resume time.

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