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Speaker 1: He's another on the twenties. Tell me, I'm moving flowers.

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Speaker 1: This is Katie. How may I help you? Hi, Katie,

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Speaker 1: I was looking to get some flowers delivered. Oh of course. Um.

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Speaker 1: Can I get your name? Please? Sure? My name is

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Speaker 1: Seth okay and the last name is Mackelroy okay, m

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Speaker 1: C K E L R O y awesome okay? And

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Speaker 1: who it does before today? Are you? Okay? Um? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would it be fine? Um. I'm actually I'm delivering

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Speaker 1: the flowers to myself. Oh okay, Um, I work with

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Speaker 1: my ex girlfriend. Um, she's she's actually in the cubicle

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Speaker 1: next to me, but I want them delivered here to

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Speaker 1: make her jealous. You know what I mean? I am

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Speaker 1: how long ago it did you break up? Oh? God?

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Speaker 1: Way to open up an old wood? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh yeah, it was about four months ago.

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Speaker 1: Four months and I wanted to think that I've moved

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Speaker 1: on and I'm dating and someone likes someone likes me

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Speaker 1: so much that they sent me flowers. Um okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: maybe the flowers aren't the right way to go. You

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Speaker 1: know that she's banging the boss right excuse me, she's

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Speaker 1: what I'm over here, sitting myself flowers. Well she's doing

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Speaker 1: the boss. Oh god, oh my god, Oh my god, sir?

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Speaker 1: Are you are you laughing at me? No, I'm not

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Speaker 1: laughing at your cane. I can hear it in your voice.

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Speaker 1: You're like, oh, losers send himself flowers and try to

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Speaker 1: make his ex girlfriend jealous because he can't get a

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Speaker 1: real girl. You think I'm pathetic because I have to

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Speaker 1: see myself. No, I do not at all. Can she

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Speaker 1: hear you? I don't want her to know about it?

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Speaker 1: Who cares if you can hear me? Okay, avilil Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, oh my god. Oh so anyway, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: was thinking the you know dozen red roses. I know

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Speaker 1: you're really upset, and I would tip you off to

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Speaker 1: that one. I just dine M. I would appreciate it

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Speaker 1: if you wouldn't be rude to me. I'm sorry, I'm

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Speaker 1: just upset. No, it's okay, I understand. So. UM, I

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Speaker 1: probably shouldn't even ask this, but would you like anything

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Speaker 1: written on the note? Yeah? Yeah, I would. I'd like

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Speaker 1: you for you to put to my favorite person in

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Speaker 1: the world. Yeah, go on. I'm sorry you have to

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Speaker 1: work with such an evil Oh my god. Um, sir,

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Speaker 1: I think your whole office probably just heard you and

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Speaker 1: I do over they hear me. I want everybody this

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Speaker 1: office you know how hard it is working next to

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Speaker 1: your ex girlfriend who dumped you for the boss. Sir,

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Speaker 1: I am sorry that this is really hard for you. Better.

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Speaker 1: Do you hear that? Everybody? Do you hear that? Everybody?

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Speaker 1: Katie the flower girl on the phone and says you're

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Speaker 1: all idiots? Oh you, I'm telling them for you, Katie.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling them that you think they're all stupid. Um okay, um, sir,

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Speaker 1: I do I do need to wrap this up? So

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Speaker 1: um if I could just get the finale'll give you

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Speaker 1: the final livermation and let you know that this is

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Speaker 1: a phone tap, That's what I'll do. I'll just let

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Speaker 1: you know it. Excuse me, it's a what's the phone tap?

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Speaker 1: Because this is actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning. I'm moving on to two point five. My god,

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Speaker 1: you are doing a phone tap on you? What your

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Speaker 1: buddy Scott, Your buddy Scott set you up? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: is that the most awkward phone call you've ever received?

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Speaker 1: Quite possibly? There you go judging me again. Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jewel phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties, Holy two point five, take the clothes

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Speaker 1: off the back and then