WEBVTT - Ron’s Haunted Garage

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, roberguny podcast. This is Ron Burgundy and you are

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<v Speaker 1>listening to the Ron Burgundy Podcast. Today's topic is a

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<v Speaker 1>lightning rod for so many people, and I have wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to have a discussion on it for years, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>very excited. Today we will have an enlightening and spirited

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<v Speaker 1>debate on the subject of guys in the military. But

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<v Speaker 1>before we dive in, I want to alert our audience

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<v Speaker 1>to a technical situation we are dealing with today. For

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<v Speaker 1>the past few weeks or so, the podcast studio has

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<v Speaker 1>been under construction. In fact, it has been turned into

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<v Speaker 1>a crime scene. While repairing, some insulation workers discovered a

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<v Speaker 1>human skull inside one of the walls. And as I

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<v Speaker 1>know from experience, any time you discover human remains, you

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<v Speaker 1>must call the authorities, no exceptions. No matter how tempted

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<v Speaker 1>you may be to collect human bones, whether they be

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<v Speaker 1>found in an antique trunk or storage unit, tour out

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<v Speaker 1>on a hike, you have to call the police or

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<v Speaker 1>at least the rangers station. Do not, under any circumstances

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<v Speaker 1>hold on to a skull that you've found because you

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<v Speaker 1>think you would make a cool paper weight in your study.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, think about it, that was someone's head for

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<v Speaker 1>Cripe's sake. Anyway, since the studio has been closed, we

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<v Speaker 1>have been recording the podcast from my living room, which

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<v Speaker 1>has been fine outside the fact that the crew eats

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<v Speaker 1>every thing in my fridge and never, I repeat never

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<v Speaker 1>flushes the damn toilet. It's disgusting. Well, today we are

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<v Speaker 1>having to record this show for my garage because my

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<v Speaker 1>living room flooded last night. Ah yes, I forgot to

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<v Speaker 1>turn off the bathtub again. So I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>alert you the listener that we have a location change. However,

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<v Speaker 1>this will not affect the quality of the broadcast in

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<v Speaker 1>any way. Thank you for indulging me with that extensive explanation,

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<v Speaker 1>But I I feel I owe it to you to

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<v Speaker 1>display the utmost integrity about every facet of the broadcast run.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you whispering? Well, I'm not whispering. I'm using

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<v Speaker 1>what's referred to in the theater as a stage whisper.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a more projected whisper. Whatever. Why are you

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<v Speaker 1>doing it? We're why are you stage whispering? I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to protect my my vocal cords since they are

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<v Speaker 1>they're currently inflamed. Yes, yes, I haven't flamed vocal cords.

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<v Speaker 1>You haven't flamed vocal cords. Yes, I haven't flamed vocal cords.

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<v Speaker 1>They are they are fully inflamed. I had had too

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<v Speaker 1>much verde sauce on my carnitas burrito last night and

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<v Speaker 1>it burned my my vocal cords, and it gave me

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<v Speaker 1>laryen genitus. Okay, I don't believe you wrong. We spoke

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<v Speaker 1>this morning and your voice was fine. No, trust me,

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<v Speaker 1>it's bad laryn genitus. I think your voice is fine.

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<v Speaker 1>M m hm. Oh okay, fine, you got me, You

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<v Speaker 1>got me. No, I don't. I don't have laryon jenitis. Um. Okay. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the reason why I was whispering is because my garage

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<v Speaker 1>where we are broadcasting from right now is haunted. My

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<v Speaker 1>garage is haunted, and I was whispering because I'm afraid

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<v Speaker 1>of waking ghosts. There, I said it, what a relief

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<v Speaker 1>is really haunted? Absolutely haunted. I have I have seen

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<v Speaker 1>things that will make your head spin. And why we

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<v Speaker 1>had to do today's show at midnight is beyond me. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we moved the show till later because you said you

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't sleep last night and didn't get up until three pm.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't sleep because I was worried, sick about the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that we were going to record the show in

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<v Speaker 1>my haunted garage. Why didn't you just say you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to record in the garage because no one would

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<v Speaker 1>believe me if I told them that the garage was haunted. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well you could have just left that out and said

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<v Speaker 1>the garage was too messy or something. Hold on, hold

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<v Speaker 1>on one second garroline. Right, of course, on my street,

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<v Speaker 1>my trash removal is midnight. I really can't think of

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<v Speaker 1>a worse place or time to We've lobbied the city

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't know how many petitions we've put in

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<v Speaker 1>front of their fat faces. They won't listen to the taxpayer.

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<v Speaker 1>So many trash cans on it's just cruel to the garbage.

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<v Speaker 1>And of course our street we still have old metal

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<v Speaker 1>trash cans. We don't have the plastic one, so they

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<v Speaker 1>make That's why it's so. It's making so much noise.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so much and the diesel smell it comes right

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<v Speaker 1>through that door. I'm just gonna breathe. Yeah, okay, Nick,

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<v Speaker 1>are we good now? Are you still hearing the trash? Uh? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're anything and we would have recorded somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't thinking. Let's just do the show and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure it'll be fine. Okay, fine, Yeah, as long as

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<v Speaker 1>the ice jackal doesn't show, we'll be fine. Never mind, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. When we think of the military, there is

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<v Speaker 1>one issue that I feel is a non issue. You

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<v Speaker 1>guessed it. I'm talking guys in the military. Why it

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<v Speaker 1>comes up year after year is exhausted. Pay no attention, Caroline,

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just keep doing the show. You didn't hear that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to spank your fanny and make your girlfriend watch.

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<v Speaker 1>You will do no such thing. You leave us alone.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you not hear that I'm not hearing anything? Is

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<v Speaker 1>Are you hearing a ghost? Yes? And frankly, it's chilling.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad you can't hear what the spirit is saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. All we can do is continue um

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<v Speaker 1>as I was saying. The military is one of are

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<v Speaker 1>more evolved institution. And when it comes to race and

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<v Speaker 1>gender accord, my baby, the military is working for the

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<v Speaker 1>first baby with putting women in combat rules. My baby. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not my baby. I am not what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes you are, you're my baby. I am not your baby. Stop.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the ghost saying that you're its baby. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's chilling. I'm going to put a diaper on

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<v Speaker 1>you and you're in a suck on my nipple. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I won't long. I won't do it, especially not all

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<v Speaker 1>night long. I'm going to push you around in a

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<v Speaker 1>stroller and everyone's going to compliment you on how big

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<v Speaker 1>and plump you are. No, I won't cooperate. I won't

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<v Speaker 1>ride in a stroller. Okay. Is the ghost going to

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<v Speaker 1>push you around a stroller? Now? Yes, but I won't

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<v Speaker 1>do it. You're my baby boy. I'm going to take

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<v Speaker 1>you on a slide, and you're going to go we never.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't enjoy the slide. Run. If we just ignore it,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it'll just go away. Caroline, you have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>He's telling me that he's going to push me around

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<v Speaker 1>in a stroller and then I guess take me to

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<v Speaker 1>a park because he's going to he's going to take

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<v Speaker 1>me on a slide. Well, these all sound like really

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<v Speaker 1>nice things to do, and I'm gonna go we Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>that's a fun activity. But I'm not a baby. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>of course not. But I mean, I don't know. Chill

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<v Speaker 1>is it wants to put me on a slide and

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<v Speaker 1>let me Is that the worst thing that could happen.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not like he's trying to kill you or anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe he just wants to have a fun day at

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<v Speaker 1>the park. That keeps asking me if I'm his baby

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<v Speaker 1>over and over again. It's hard. I mean, I've never

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<v Speaker 1>dealt with a situation like this before. And you can't

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<v Speaker 1>hear him honestly, No, I need the creepiest high pitch voice.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did we do this at midnight? Well? I wish

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<v Speaker 1>you had woken up earlier than three pm, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>because I couldn't. I didn't get enough sleep. I slept

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<v Speaker 1>until three. We just shouldn't have done it today. It's

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<v Speaker 1>also just shag carpet and mostly pictures of you and

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<v Speaker 1>my laverning Shirley pinball machine corner, Yeah, which is priceless.

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<v Speaker 1>It's intense. Everyone in the crew keeps asking me how

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<v Speaker 1>much I want for it. I'm like, there's no price.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't name a price. They don't make those things anymore. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Penny Marshall and the other lady. Yeah, alright, so if

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<v Speaker 1>we just ignore it, it don't just go away. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just sort of like ignoring a bully at cool you

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<v Speaker 1>know sticks and stones? All right, let's ignore it. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you my baby? Why do you keep asking me if

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<v Speaker 1>i'm your bay be? Do you like trucks? Of course

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<v Speaker 1>I like trucks. Does baby like trucks? I like trucks.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm not your baby. No, baby did not go

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<v Speaker 1>poo poo? So you are my baby? Stop it? Do

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<v Speaker 1>I need to change your pants in public? You will

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<v Speaker 1>not change my pants in public. I'm so proud of you, baby,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not your baby. What does baby want to be

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<v Speaker 1>when he grows up? Baby wants to be a fireman?

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<v Speaker 1>Won't you say that you're my baby? No? Just say

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<v Speaker 1>that you're my baby, and I promise I won't send

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<v Speaker 1>the ice jackle. Please don't send the ice jackal. Is

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<v Speaker 1>he sending an ice jackole? Not if he says that

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<v Speaker 1>he's my baby, just say her on. Wait wait, you

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<v Speaker 1>can hear the ghosts now. I honestly could hear it

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<v Speaker 1>the whole time. I just wanted to see how it

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<v Speaker 1>would play out. Here comes the ice jam No, no, no, no, okay, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm your baby. There I said it. I knew you're

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<v Speaker 1>my baby. No, no, the ice JACKO. Look over there

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<v Speaker 1>by my Laverne and Shirley bit ball machine. You said

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<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't send him run the guys, JACKO step and nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no talis but to defeat this green jack. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>look into his eyes. The ice jackle everyone out. Never

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<v Speaker 1>went out quick. Let's take a break. Now, let's take

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<v Speaker 1>a break out, take a break. Hey guys, Um, we're

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<v Speaker 1>back for the Ron Burgundy podcast. It's just me and

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<v Speaker 1>um Nick and Miles of the crew. Ron ran out

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<v Speaker 1>of the room, so we're just looking through um the

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<v Speaker 1>house for him. Right now, we're in his reck room.

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<v Speaker 1>Of just to describe, it's a poster of ferret faucet

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<v Speaker 1>and ryal ties on the wall. It's Harry Games set up,

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<v Speaker 1>mostly a lot of animal hides. Um, some knives thrown

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<v Speaker 1>into the wall. Uh. Sign that says no girls allowed,

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<v Speaker 1>which is really mature. Um yeah, Maxim top one list

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<v Speaker 1>ripped out with X's next some names. Ron. I just

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<v Speaker 1>this is a really unprofessional episode, and I apologize for that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go to this bedroom. This is a place I

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<v Speaker 1>promised my therapist I would never go. Um Hi backster Um. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we're looking at a four poster bed mostly fors some

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<v Speaker 1>erotic Japanese art on the wall, a mirror on the ceiling.

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<v Speaker 1>Um inexplicably, there's a leather horse saddle on the floor

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<v Speaker 1>of his room. Let's just walk past that. We don't

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<v Speaker 1>really need to investigate. Um ron, m is that backster ron?

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, I think we got him. Run Hey, buddy

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<v Speaker 1>hates everyone? Ah, just you look pretty in it right now? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>your house is beautiful. Did you did you captured in

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<v Speaker 1>the with the golden net of invincibility? Yes? Thank god

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<v Speaker 1>I kept that. Oh, we'll have to h We'll have

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<v Speaker 1>to have some of the guys run down to the

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<v Speaker 1>market and buy a couple of pounds of garlic. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>have to boil that to the sunrise. Is fill be

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<v Speaker 1>our only protective tellisman, Okay, we can do that. We can.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll send up. Sorry, I'm in my underwear. That's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Well this has happened, and this happens to many people.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we just get dressed. I'm gonna pull some clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, we have we have some the whole cruise here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, okay, um, you know what, let's just go. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>let's leave him he's taking a shower now, so let's

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<v Speaker 1>go to the bedroom to record the rest of the episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just take another break and welcome back to the

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<v Speaker 1>Ron Burgundy Podcast. To those of you that are still

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<v Speaker 1>listening and haven't completely turn this off because it was

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<v Speaker 1>so frightening. This is This is Ron Burgundy, and approximately

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<v Speaker 1>one hour ago, myself, Carolina, and our crew barely escaped

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<v Speaker 1>from my garage to the guest room in our haste

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<v Speaker 1>to save ourselves from the ice jackal. I received a

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<v Speaker 1>gash above my right eye, but that is nothing compared

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<v Speaker 1>to what could have happened if we had stayed in

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<v Speaker 1>that forsaken room. I mean, we just walked out of

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<v Speaker 1>the room. You're the one who ran to the side

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<v Speaker 1>of the door. You people foolishly strolled out of the room.

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<v Speaker 1>We had equipment and stuff. Well, don't worry, because we

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to worry about that room ever again. Tomorrow morning,

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<v Speaker 1>I will commence having my garage permanently sealed off from

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<v Speaker 1>the outside world. I will have its cemented end, because

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<v Speaker 1>no one should have to live through that again. You're

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<v Speaker 1>just going to fill the garage of fillingful of cement,

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<v Speaker 1>So no one, no one, can go in there again

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<v Speaker 1>and experience that awful, awful demon. It'll be I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how long before I will be rid of the

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<v Speaker 1>images of that crazy jackal caked in blood and ice.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet some of us will be burdened for a lifetime.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean not some of us. I never saw it

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<v Speaker 1>or heard it. No one saw anything. No, it was

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<v Speaker 1>just a weird girl. But you felt it. No, you

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<v Speaker 1>felt a cool presence. No, it's actually warm in there,

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<v Speaker 1>because there's no it was an eight foot ice jackal. Okay, Ron,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, no one saw anything. Denial is a much

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<v Speaker 1>easier path to take when you've witness something beyond recognition,

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<v Speaker 1>something your soul will never process. All right, Well, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>let's go to the fact check. Eight foot ice jackal.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe no one saw it. We can't really address that

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<v Speaker 1>in the fact check, but um, okay, So for our

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<v Speaker 1>fact check today, we did pretty well. Um, you had

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<v Speaker 1>you had laryngitis, by the way, under the circumstances, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't see why you're putting me through a fact check.

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<v Speaker 1>I just like to keep the podcast on track as

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<v Speaker 1>we can. There's been still shaking. Legal is really on us,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Um, laryngitis, you said, we had laryen laryng genitis.

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<v Speaker 1>It's laryngitis, which you didn't have, which we talked about. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have it right, But when you do, you'll

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<v Speaker 1>know it's laryngitis if you do. I'm pretty sure there

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<v Speaker 1>is another condition called laryng genitis, though, and that may

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<v Speaker 1>be more of a like a psiriasis. Okay, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think the psoriasis of the vocal cords laryng genitius. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know what that would look like. But no,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd have to do a probe inside your throat. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't okay to do that. A jackal is usually from

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<v Speaker 1>a dry climate. Well, I know what I saw. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a jackal. It was an ice jackal. It was

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<v Speaker 1>caked in ice and blood. And it wasn't a bobcat.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't a big game cat, wasn't a bear, it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't a hyaena. It was a jackal. Um. Cindy Williams

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<v Speaker 1>is the other is surely correct. She's wonderful. She was

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite. Yeah. Well, I'm glad you have that pinball machine.

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<v Speaker 1>How much did that run you? Well? I bought it retail. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>good to know. I hope you'd get that out of

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<v Speaker 1>the garage. Well, it's gonna be sealed off, so that'll

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<v Speaker 1>be that will be just a tomb I'm sealing my

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<v Speaker 1>car in there as well. You should just take all this.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to go back in there. I'll give

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<v Speaker 1>you the keys. Would you mind backing it out? No problem,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Oh and then you wanted to keep our

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<v Speaker 1>subject today was supposed to be guys, guys in the military,

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<v Speaker 1>in the military, which is once it's kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>stupefying why it'sn't even an issue. I mean, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>guys have been in the military since the beginning, and

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<v Speaker 1>why people get so up in arms? Did you is

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<v Speaker 1>this the type of was this supposed to be gays

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<v Speaker 1>in the military? Yeah, that's the confusion. Okay, in the

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<v Speaker 1>military for a really long time. Yes, And that's why

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<v Speaker 1>I was just like, okay, well I'm happy to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about it, you know me, I want to tackle you

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<v Speaker 1>hard hitting topics. Yeah, you've always been I don't shy

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<v Speaker 1>away from any of that stuff. And okay, so gays

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle, bays in the military, maybe for another

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<v Speaker 1>episode maybe. Well, Yeah, we're a little emotionally depleted over

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<v Speaker 1>here for now because guys in the military no big deal. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're already in the military, but gays in the military

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<v Speaker 1>is still a big issue. Well yeah, I mean don't ask,

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<v Speaker 1>don't tell. That was repealed by the Obama administration, so

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<v Speaker 1>now you can say it. Yeah, great, Is this in

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<v Speaker 1>dated topic a little bit? It sounds like it's a

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<v Speaker 1>dated topic. We should take let's take that off the

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<v Speaker 1>big dry erase board. Okay, and maybe the episode where

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<v Speaker 1>you encourage women to vote for the first time, that

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<v Speaker 1>can go off too, because we've had that, right, because

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<v Speaker 1>we've had okay, yeah, no, I know that. Okay, great,

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<v Speaker 1>of course I know that. Yeah, no modern human being.

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<v Speaker 1>Here are my final thoughts. Whether you've seen a ghost

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<v Speaker 1>or I had to admit to a ghost that you

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<v Speaker 1>are the ghost. Baby, There's only one thing that matters

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<v Speaker 1>in life, and that's that no one is going to

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<v Speaker 1>stop to wipe your act. You're just going to have

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<v Speaker 1>to wipe your own with a smile. This is Ron

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<v Speaker 1>Burgundy saying, no one, and I repeat no one puts

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<v Speaker 1>ice Jackal in the corner. Thank you for listening. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Ron Burgundy, Ron Burgundy Podcast. Someone must have seen that.

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<v Speaker 1>Stay tuned for scenes from the next episode of the

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<v Speaker 1>Ron Burgundy Podcast. On the Next Ron Burgundy Podcast, the

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<v Speaker 1>note you're handing me says, today's topic is poetry. No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,

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<v Speaker 1>nope nope. This is actually exciting. You got Mr Peter Dinklage. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>he's showing some personal poetry actually, So okay, Ron, let's

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<v Speaker 1>just leave, let's hear the rest of the poem, and

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<v Speaker 1>let's just leave the sound machine a sound machine. Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought with the hello, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, I just imagine what the poetry of it all,

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<v Speaker 1>it was more NPR than yeah, no exactly, you know anything.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the vibe that we're going to go for today.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think we're just gonna unplug the machine for

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<v Speaker 1>a second. It's totally unplugged. I've taken it off, put it,

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<v Speaker 1>put it away. The wild be reels from bow to

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<v Speaker 1>bow with his furry coat and his goody wing, now

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<v Speaker 1>in the lily cup and now betting it's just sin Carolina.

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<v Speaker 1>I am not gonna say I told you so, but

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<v Speaker 1>this poetry episode was never Gonna work out. The Ron

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<v Speaker 1>Burgundy Podcast is a production of I Heart Radio podcast

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<v Speaker 1>Network and Funnier Die. I'm Ron Burgundy. I'm the host,

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<v Speaker 1>writer and executive producer. Carolina Barlow is my co host,

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<v Speaker 1>writer and producer. The show was also produced by Whitney Hodeck,

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<v Speaker 1>Jack O'Brien, Miles Gray, and Nick step Our executive producer

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<v Speaker 1>is Mike Farren. Our consulting producer is Andrew Steve. Our

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<v Speaker 1>associate producer is Anna Hosnier. Our writer is Jake Fogos.

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<v Speaker 1>Our production supervisor is Colin McDougall. This episode was engineered, mixed,

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<v Speaker 1>and edited by Nick Stump. See you next Thursday on

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