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Speaker 1: He's another Jebel. Hello, a very Disney. Hello. My name

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Speaker 1: is Casey Ryback. I'm calling for travel. I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Rebecca. Yeah, it's me. Hi Rebecca. How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good? Thanks? How are you good? Listen? I'm calling

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Speaker 1: to confirm your reservation. I have down that you will

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Speaker 1: be staying with us for four days, three nights, beginning

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Speaker 1: next Thursday. Yeah. We're really excited about it. We've been

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Speaker 1: dit me once the form. We're really ready to go again. Listen,

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Speaker 1: I do have to let you know, and I don't

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Speaker 1: think it should affect your stay too much, but I'm

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Speaker 1: required to call everybody who has reservations during that time

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Speaker 1: to tell you about a few changes that are going

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Speaker 1: to be happening while you're here. Okay, First of all,

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Speaker 1: there's no water in the hotel, Like, well, what do

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Speaker 1: you mean? I mean there's no water, no running water.

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Speaker 1: We are not allowed to use any waters, no flushing

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Speaker 1: of toilets, nothing. How do you the ustroom. We have

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Speaker 1: some outhouses outside our establishment that people are using right now.

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Speaker 1: We're trying to figure that out. But there's a huge

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Speaker 1: drought in California. I'm not sure if you're aware of it.

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Speaker 1: You've heard of it. But yeah, so everybody is trying

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Speaker 1: to conserve, and we're doing our part by cutting off

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Speaker 1: water to our facility. Okay, is that is that going

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Speaker 1: to be a problem? I mean, do we still pay

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Speaker 1: full Disney price for not having water? And oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: because well yeah, of course, because you're still you get

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Speaker 1: to do everything Disney, you get to go to the parks.

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Speaker 1: And also it's just no running water right now, this

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Speaker 1: is crazy. I've never heard of such a thing. So

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Speaker 1: under strict orders for management to conserve any way we

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Speaker 1: possibly can. So we're just cutting off water for a

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Speaker 1: few weeks. And unfortunately that happens to be while you're

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Speaker 1: staying with us. I mean, I don't even know. The

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Speaker 1: kids are so excited about this trip that I can't

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Speaker 1: even imagine telling them they can't go to Disney anymore.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know. Oh no, they can still come

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Speaker 1: to Disney. I don't know why I'm not calling it

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Speaker 1: not gonna. I don't know if I feel comfortable with

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Speaker 1: them going somewhere where they can't go to the restroom

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Speaker 1: without going to a dirty outhouse. I mean, that just

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Speaker 1: sounds I think that you're thinking of it as a

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Speaker 1: regular outhouse. It's not. It's a Disney outhouse. Oh so

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Speaker 1: it's like got some mouth ears on it, but it's

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Speaker 1: still going outside. It's not having a flashing toilet, pictures

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Speaker 1: of Mickey on it, Donald Duck all that stuff, So

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Speaker 1: it's still fun for the kids. I don't even understand

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Speaker 1: how this is going to happen there water on the ride.

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Speaker 1: What are they going to do about that? Well, we've

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Speaker 1: cut it off for the time being as well. You're kidding.

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Speaker 1: So I get half of the rides and I get

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Speaker 1: half of this is this crazy splash mountain right now?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever been on that ride? Yeah? I love

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Speaker 1: that ride. Okay, you know how you normally go down

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Speaker 1: and there's a huge splash at the bottom. Now when

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Speaker 1: you go down right where there should be water splashing you,

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Speaker 1: we just have a few employees yelling splash right in

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Speaker 1: your face. Splash. You've got to be kidding me. I

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Speaker 1: cannot even imagine that someone gonna yell splash in my

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Speaker 1: face while I'm going down a ride. Hid us to

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Speaker 1: go on to cool off? It's and I no, no,

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Speaker 1: there's nothing cool about this. It sounds like you're not

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Speaker 1: pleased right now? Man? I mean, how could you be pleased.

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Speaker 1: I've booked a trip to Disney, I've paid for my

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Speaker 1: trip to Disney, and you're telling me my kids are

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Speaker 1: gonna use an outhouse. I can't ride any rides and

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Speaker 1: expect there to be water on and I didn't pay

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Speaker 1: for that. That's crazy. I want to make this right, okay,

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Speaker 1: or you can put water in the park. I can't

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Speaker 1: do that. But what I can do is offer you

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Speaker 1: a free premium movie for one of your nights in

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Speaker 1: our rooms. You can order an adult film. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: we don't have any of those here at Disney. Who knows,

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Speaker 1: if you don't have water, you might as well have those. No,

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Speaker 1: maybe we need to get something I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: didn't know you were into that sort of thing is

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Speaker 1: if you would like an adult movie, I will find

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Speaker 1: somebody to rent. This isn't as ridiculous unprofessional situation I've

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Speaker 1: ever been confronted with on the phone that you think of, okay,

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Speaker 1: four dollar movies. You've got me two adult movies for

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Speaker 1: you all. Have somebody go rent you a couple of times.

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Speaker 1: I don't want any movies. I don't want any movies.

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Speaker 1: I just want to go to Disney, So my kids

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Speaker 1: aren't crying and that I've ruined their lives? And okay,

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Speaker 1: but you brought up adult movies like you were looking too.

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Speaker 1: I was making I was being facetious. Have you ever

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Speaker 1: heard of that? I don't know. Do you work in

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Speaker 1: customer service? I don't know what is facetious a title

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Speaker 1: of an adult movie that you want me to rent?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, facious means farcastic? Keep idiot? How do

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Speaker 1: you even work for Disneyland? What do you do? What

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Speaker 1: is your drop title? I don't even understand how you

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Speaker 1: are employed right now? My job title is radio host

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Speaker 1: for Disney. I've been Why are you even making calls? No?

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Speaker 1: I'm not a radio host for Disney? Then? What are

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Speaker 1: you ready? I don't I don't understand. Oh, this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm

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Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you've got to be kidding me, right, No,

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Speaker 1: your friend Jessica set you up. Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: am a total freaking idiot. I cannot believe it. Did

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Speaker 1: you think that Disney was going to have no water

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Speaker 1: for you when you got there? Yeah? I mean I

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Speaker 1: really believed you. I thought I thought this was real. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but but a Mickey Mouse out house sounds kind of fun, right,

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