Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central.
Speaker 2: As you went earlier, March Madness.
Speaker 3: This is March Madness or yearly national Orgy of college basketball.
Speaker 2: My pick for the finals, I.
Speaker 3: Think Michigan State is gonna get He's gonna get Duke.
Speaker 3: That's right, the Spartans are gonna get them Duke boys.
Speaker 3: But there are those who wish basketball could return to
Speaker 3: a purer time.
Speaker 4: Jason Jones has more.
Speaker 5: Sports entrepreneur Don Moose Lewis is a dreamer hoping to
Speaker 5: strike gold with a brand new venture.
Speaker 4: The All American Basketball Alliance is an alternative brand to
Speaker 4: the NBA today's professional basketball.
Speaker 5: But to take on the NBA, you need a hook.
Speaker 4: Who are using all white American born players? Wait, go
Speaker 4: back all white to play and coach? You must be
Speaker 4: Caucasian and your parents must be Caucasian and born in
Speaker 4: the United States.
Speaker 5: Really, yes, you are one hundred percent serious about this league.
Speaker 4: I stake my reputation that this is a serious matter.
Speaker 5: Can you stick something else besides your reputation?
Speaker 4: Well, I'm white. Fundamental basketball basically just got left behind.
Speaker 5: Yes, Moose hopes to bring basketball back to its roots
Speaker 5: before it was ruined by skillful.
Speaker 4: Playing I'm trying to return the game to the fundamental
Speaker 4: game of basketball, driveling skills, shooting skills, passing skills, something
Speaker 4: called a playbook.
Speaker 5: But despite Moose's best intentions, he has faced a media backlash.
Speaker 5: White so only that's the rule for the new basketball league.
Speaker 6: That's bringing controversy with it?
Speaker 7: Just racist.
Speaker 4: It's a white sacred game.
Speaker 8: Why not just say, let's have a fundamental league for everybody.
Speaker 4: Do you want to spend it? You want the truth?
Speaker 4: I want the truth. Blacks overall are better athletes when
Speaker 4: it comes to the game of basketball. Well, yeah, they're black.
Speaker 4: I say, we could make anything racist, Jason, and yet
Speaker 4: you make it look so easy. It is unfair to
Speaker 4: call me a racist. Of course, I was a child
Speaker 4: of integration, forced integration by the government. And let me
Speaker 4: tell you something. You want to deal with racism. Friends
Speaker 4: of yours that are on the white basketball team are
Speaker 4: pushed off the team because now, all of a sudden,
Speaker 4: you've got a very talented black athletes who are going
Speaker 4: to the same school, and the coach wants to win
Speaker 4: that you want to talk about racism, I've lived racism.
Speaker 5: Moose has a dream, a dream that someday basketball players
Speaker 5: will not be judged by the quality of their skills,
Speaker 5: but by the content of their skin color. We did
Speaker 5: a little experiment to show just how racist basketball has become.
Speaker 4: That's it, that's it. Stop them.
Speaker 5: Yep, you just don't have the height or the jumping ability.
Speaker 4: There is a there is a difference in the uh
Speaker 4: in the techniques.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but look what happens when you level the playing
Speaker 8: field with fundamentals and more white people. In fundamental basketball,
Speaker 8: we always call the name of the person we're passing to,
Speaker 8: Matt Jason, Jay Terason, back to Matt.
Speaker 2: Pass the ball and I'm going to the hole.
Speaker 4: One step, two.
Speaker 9: Step, ah foul fow.
Speaker 8: You bet you also a technical were mouthing off.
Speaker 5: The experiment showed how necessary Moose's League has become.
Speaker 4: This is what I'm talking about, though, Jackson. You say,
Speaker 4: here's this black player and he's mouthing off at a
Speaker 4: white guy. You see what I'm saying, a white guy authority.
Speaker 4: He's mouthing off. This is a problem we're having in
Speaker 4: today's game.
Speaker 1: He's a authority few because he hasn't whistled.
Speaker 4: That's right, Wow, that's right. Whistles. Do you have it
Speaker 4: with you? Yeah, okay, Well, what are you doing with
Speaker 4: a whisted? You're still off a white player, a white man.
Speaker 4: You should have a whistle. This is the problem we're
Speaker 4: having ed Moose for the win. Now, let's break that
Speaker 4: down at the Daily Show Sports desk.
Speaker 10: Thanks Josie Boy. Oh boy, the Moose has been on
Speaker 10: fire today, running his mouth all over the court.
Speaker 11: He's burning up like a cross in my grandma's yard.
Speaker 4: Boom, I got you.
Speaker 10: That's because when it comes to the fundamental, Moose is
Speaker 10: the best. Let's take a look at that lost comments again.
Speaker 4: Here's this black player and he's mouthing off at a
Speaker 4: white guy.
Speaker 10: You see this young black guy here really eggs moves
Speaker 10: on by questioning the call. A white player knows what
Speaker 10: to do when you foul, you say thank you, sir,
Speaker 10: you're doff your cap.
Speaker 11: Solid point. That's why Larry Bird retired too much, says
Speaker 11: but look here.
Speaker 10: Then he follows it up with a double mood.
Speaker 4: Well, what are you doing with a whisted? You still
Speaker 4: off a white player? A white man?
Speaker 10: Lookout, son, you're in Moose's house, Big w a breaking
Speaker 10: down his great stuff.
Speaker 11: See what Moose did? He trapped them against the baseline
Speaker 11: with mout and Off and then double teamed them with
Speaker 11: the age old stereotype, the accusation of thievery. He's got
Speaker 11: nowhere to go except for, you know, strangling Moose. In fact,
Speaker 11: I'm surprised he didn't go there.
Speaker 10: I guess they just don't teach Black Gully's fundamentals anymore.
Speaker 12: What the hell?
Speaker 7: No, why hasn't anyone thought of this before?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean after integration. Well, to tell you
Speaker 4: the true chas, what I'm doing is, I'm not a genius. Okay,
Speaker 4: you could have fooled me. How I am is just
Speaker 4: speaking for the silent white middle America. I'm not here
Speaker 4: to please everyone or anyone.
Speaker 2: Jason Jones. Everybody wants that back, doctor now.
Speaker 3: Whoiville's big win over Michigan money Name ended up thrilling
Speaker 3: NCAA tournament, which saw even savvy bracket prognosticators completely screwed
Speaker 3: by production assistant Jay Franklin, who I think we can
Speaker 3: all admit got completely lucky.
Speaker 5: I mean, note to self fire j Franklin.
Speaker 3: But despite the NCAA's good works, there are those who
Speaker 3: would try to tear them down, as if Manvey.
Speaker 13: Has more college athletes, they're princes of their schools and
Speaker 13: enjoy everything from the love of enthusiastic coaches to all
Speaker 13: the attention they get when they twist their poor little
Speaker 13: ankle out of their skin. But there are still some
Speaker 13: students like this University of Minnesota wrestler who would spit
Speaker 13: in the face of the NCAA and defy their perfectly
Speaker 13: fair rules.
Speaker 14: Maligibility got taken away, it got swiped. I couldn't compete
Speaker 14: for the University of Minnesota.
Speaker 13: Why did they strip you of your eligibility?
Speaker 4: I had a song and yeah, my name was on it.
Speaker 2: What made you think you could use your own.
Speaker 14: Name because it's my message and it's me.
Speaker 13: Yeah, but it's not your name anymore. It belongs to
Speaker 13: the NCUBA.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 13: NCUBA rules say athletes can't profit by using their own
Speaker 13: name in a song that they wrote that has nothing
Speaker 13: to do with sports. Don't forget the nc double A
Speaker 13: is giving them the gift of education.
Speaker 14: I have ten percent scholarship that doesn't cover a lot,
Speaker 14: and on top of that, I cover my living expenses.
Speaker 13: And then you're also making a buttload of money on
Speaker 13: this song.
Speaker 14: Well, the song hasn't written made me rich at all.
Speaker 14: I haven't even broke even and right now, the NCAA
Speaker 14: owns the name Joel Bauman.
Speaker 4: Until I graduate.
Speaker 13: Let me tell you your first problem. You're rapping under the
Speaker 13: name Joel Bauman. Okay, dude, Joel Bauman is the accountant
Speaker 13: of the record label. Understandably, the nc double A must
Speaker 13: also distance themselves from Bauman's degree gangster rap.
Speaker 14: Have you ever had a dream? But we're too afraid
Speaker 14: to get it, Afraid what people might think if you
Speaker 14: actually tried to live it. If you buy someone's opinion,
Speaker 14: you have to buy their lifestyle. Put your ones up
Speaker 14: if you want your dreams right now.
Speaker 13: But you're a good wrestler, though, right, like to assume
Speaker 13: so good, good good?
Speaker 11: I mean.
Speaker 13: You're gonna keep wrestling, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good good. Yes.
Speaker 13: This type of profiteering would sully the NCAA's image as
Speaker 13: stewards of amateur athletics. After all, their mission is to
Speaker 13: protect college sports from the corrosive influences of commercialism and
Speaker 13: to uphold the ideal of the student athlete who simply
Speaker 13: plays for the love of the sport. But ex UCLA
Speaker 13: basketball player Ed O'Bannon thinks he's entitled two more.
Speaker 7: I think college athletes should be compensated?
Speaker 9: What four?
Speaker 7: Because there is an unbelievable amount of money, billions of
Speaker 7: dollars being made off the backs of these athletes, and
Speaker 7: everyone seems to be compensated except for the ones that
Speaker 7: are doing the work.
Speaker 13: Oh really billions of dollars? Well, our research shows that
Speaker 13: the NCAA's total revenue is only six billions, so it's
Speaker 13: not that many billions, and those one Shining Moment montages
Speaker 13: don't pay for themselves. Of course, we can't show you
Speaker 13: any of those because the NCUBA won't.
Speaker 2: License it to us.
Speaker 13: But instead we bring you this.
Speaker 6: It's one shining moment.
Speaker 13: It's all on the line. It's one shining moment.
Speaker 2: It's frozon in. Okay, you get the idea.
Speaker 13: But somehow O'Bannon is still ungrateful and is suing them
Speaker 13: for using his likeness in their one minor little video game.
Speaker 13: No not that one, No, not that one, No the
Speaker 13: other the other platform. No, not the one for the Xbox,
Speaker 13: not the we no yet, yes, this one, that one.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 9: I'm in a video game.
Speaker 13: Okay, Last Airbender. I mean, nobody's ever played it, but
Speaker 13: I'm in it.
Speaker 7: You don't see me complaining did you get paid?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I got paid.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not a schmuck. Look I stand by my lawsuit.
Speaker 7: I stand by this suit.
Speaker 13: I couldn't believe these detractors were slandering this upstanding and
Speaker 13: open institution, so I went to the NC double A
Speaker 13: to let them respond. I wanted to sit down with
Speaker 13: you to give you a chance to clear your good name.
Speaker 13: First question, why am I talking to a telephone?
Speaker 7: The NCLE is not granting any on camera interviews at
Speaker 7: this time.
Speaker 13: What do you Philip Morris, I've spoken to racist islamophobes.
Speaker 13: I have spoken to a guy who makes asbestos.
Speaker 5: You're the NC double A.
Speaker 15: Our mission is to be an integral part of higher
Speaker 15: education and to focus on the development.
Speaker 2: Wait no, whoa, WHOA?
Speaker 9: Are you reading a statement?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Is this even the NC double that I'm talking to?
Speaker 16: No, this is your intern, Eric, I'm just reading a
Speaker 16: statement they gave us.
Speaker 13: But ultimately, when all is said and done, the athletes
Speaker 13: know that the NC DOUBLEA will take good care of them.
Speaker 17: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I actually just came back.
Speaker 14: I've been I was out for three months with the concussion,
Speaker 14: but the.
Speaker 13: School will cover the expenses should these concussions lead to
Speaker 13: any medical expenses after you graduate.
Speaker 14: Right, No, the school won't do that because I won't
Speaker 14: be an athlete for them anymore.
Speaker 13: Are you kidding me? Okay, now I think I understand
Speaker 13: why they don't want to talk to us.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's one shining moment, Austin Marby.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back.
Speaker 16: If you skip watching our show last night to watch
Speaker 16: the NCAA Men's final, then congratulations on making good life choices.
Speaker 9: No, the game, the game was amazing.
Speaker 16: Villanova forward Chris Jenkins sank a shot at the buzzer,
Speaker 16: getting his team to the national title and getting himself
Speaker 16: laid for life in Philadelphia.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and it was.
Speaker 16: It was such a great moment, and it was also
Speaker 16: sad in a way because you realize, now, nothing in
Speaker 16: Chris Jenkins' life will ever top this moment. Nothing, nothing
Speaker 16: at all.
Speaker 18: Like he could deliver a baby on the roof of
Speaker 18: a burning building and then rescue the mother and child
Speaker 18: by using his parachute to glad them safely into an ambulance,
Speaker 18: and still the paramedic will say, oh you Chris Jenkins,
Speaker 18: that shot was crazy.
Speaker 16: Oh thanks for your health, Thanks for your health. Now
Speaker 16: tonight even more History said to we made. The Yukon
Speaker 16: women's team are attempting to win their NCAA record eleventh
Speaker 16: national title. Yeah, and this is a team who, amazingly
Speaker 16: in their last one hundred and sixteen games went one.
Speaker 9: Fifteen and one.
Speaker 16: Yeah, and their start forwarder Brianna Stewart, is going for
Speaker 16: her fourth national title in a row. So the game
Speaker 16: should have ended by the time this airs on TV.
Speaker 9: So congratulations, you come.
Speaker 16: The game should have ended by now on TV. So
Speaker 16: congratulations Syracuse on the amazing upset.
Speaker 2: What a game.
Speaker 16: We'll edit the right one in later when we see
Speaker 16: who wins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we'll edit that. You know.
Speaker 16: The the unfortunate thing here is that there's less attention
Speaker 16: on tonight's historic game. But the good news about the
Speaker 16: nc Double A is that both men and women players
Speaker 16: you don't get exactly the same amount of money.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 16: The NCAA tournament isn't even half over, but we already
Speaker 16: have an MVP.
Speaker 19: Sports Illustrated reports on the only person in the world
Speaker 19: with a perfect NZ DOUBLEA tournament bracket so far. The
Speaker 19: odds of that are one in two two hundred and
Speaker 19: eighty one trillion. Ohio neuropsychologist Greg Nigel correctly predicted the
Speaker 19: outcomes of the first forty eight March Madness games. Nigel
Speaker 19: shatters the previous record streak of thirty nine games.
Speaker 20: I was actually pretty sick with a bad cold on Thursday.
Speaker 20: I woke up to call into work. I took some
Speaker 20: cold medicine, and I almost just went right back to bed,
Speaker 20: but I knew I had two more brackets to fell out.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 16: Wow, this guy had a cold and he still managed
Speaker 16: to fill out a perfect bracket. That is the worst
Speaker 16: overcoming an obstacle sports story I've ever heard. She's like,
Speaker 16: move over, homeless NFL player. This guy somehow opened up
Speaker 16: a laptop with a stuff he knows. And it really
Speaker 16: is just luck, right, because when you have this many
Speaker 16: people filling out brackets, it's bound to happen eventually, Like
Speaker 16: if an infant number of monkeys filled out an infinite
Speaker 16: number of March Madness brackets, eventually there would be a
Speaker 16: monkey that will be like, wait, why don't college athletes
Speaker 16: get paid?
Speaker 9: First up?
Speaker 16: March Madness last night was the final game of the
Speaker 16: biggest tournament in college sports, and it ended in a
Speaker 16: comeback for the Ages.
Speaker 12: Now to the end of March Madness, A year after
Speaker 12: becoming the first top seeded men's team to lose to
Speaker 12: a number sixteen, Virginia has snagged its first title.
Speaker 7: The Cavaliers won in a heart.
Speaker 12: Stopping fashion with an overtime thriller against Texas Tech.
Speaker 16: Yes, congratulations Virginia. Wow, it took more than a year,
Speaker 16: but you guys finally did it. You made the news
Speaker 16: for something other than racism.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 9: That wasn't so hard, was it.
Speaker 16: All you had to do was get some young black
Speaker 16: men who work for you for free, and bam racism.
Speaker 15: So baby what?
Speaker 16: And I must say congratulations to Texas Tech two. They
Speaker 16: had an amazing run, and honestly, the last game was
Speaker 16: really stacked against them because, first of all, and this
Speaker 16: is true, Texas had to deal with Ted Cruz rooting
Speaker 16: for them, so I mean, yeah, you know, even worse,
Speaker 16: he was collecting.
Speaker 9: All their sweaty towels. What are you gonna do with those?
Speaker 4: Ted?
Speaker 16: I have my reasons. Also, I think the team would
Speaker 16: have done a lot better if the coach hadn't recruited
Speaker 16: on Becky's daughter as their power forward.
Speaker 9: I have no idea why he did that.
Speaker 16: All right, let's move on now to our top story
Speaker 16: March Madness. It's the most fun way to gamble away,
Speaker 16: you're stimmy. This year's tournament has already seen its fair
Speaker 16: share of upsets like Oral Roberts making it to the
Speaker 16: sweet sixteen and I'm guessing from its name also third base.
Speaker 16: But the biggest shock of the tournament so far didn't
Speaker 16: happen on the court. It happened in the weight room.
Speaker 21: The NCAA is apologizing after being criticized for the stark
Speaker 21: difference and the fitness facilities provided to the men and
Speaker 21: the women competing in the college basketball tournaments Oregon Sedona.
Speaker 21: Prince gave us a glimpse of the weight room differences
Speaker 21: in a social media video last Thursday.
Speaker 22: So, for the NCUBA March Madness, the biggest tournament in
Speaker 22: college basketball for women, this is our weight room.
Speaker 9: Let me show you all the men's weight room.
Speaker 21: As you can see, the men were provided with a
Speaker 21: lot more equipment than the women. It did not take
Speaker 21: long for the nc DOUBLEA to make changes, though.
Speaker 23: By Saturday, the NCAA sharing the new setup for the women,
Speaker 23: Prince thanking everyone who helped.
Speaker 20: Guess what, guys, we got a waitroom?
Speaker 16: Yeah, damn, that's ice cold. Because that's not a weight room.
Speaker 16: That's just the wreck of weights that you buy in
Speaker 16: the beginning of quarantine and then never use. And honestly,
Speaker 16: this is surprising because usually the NCUBA treats male and
Speaker 16: female athletes equally. I mean, they definitely pay them both
Speaker 16: the same amounts. But to be fair, at least the
Speaker 16: NCUBA mant it rights after the upruar, they gave the
Speaker 16: women the same amenities that the men's weightroom.
Speaker 9: Has, more machines, more weights.
Speaker 16: And they even added the guy who always makes way
Speaker 16: too much noise when he's lifting.
Speaker 9: Woo. This is how you know that I'm strong here
Speaker 9: you yah.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 16: It was upsetting enough when people saw the difference in
Speaker 16: men's and women's weight rooms, but it turns out that
Speaker 16: sexism in the nc double A is a lot like
Speaker 16: face tune.
Speaker 9: Once you're aware of it, you start noticing it everywhere.
Speaker 17: But it's not just the weight room. The COVID tests
Speaker 17: different for the men's tournament, the more accurate PCR tests
Speaker 17: at the women's Antigen tests another complaint. A quick look
Speaker 17: at the official March Madness Twitter account, The bio reads
Speaker 17: the official nc double A March Madness destination for all
Speaker 17: things Division one NC double A men basketball, no mention
Speaker 17: of the women's tournament.
Speaker 24: The men have been provided with a brand new NC
Speaker 24: DOUBLEA court with March Madness the UTWO logo in the middle,
Speaker 24: where on the women's court you're gonna still see two
Speaker 24: lines for the men's line and the women's line for
Speaker 24: three point shots. There's a volleyball court on one of
Speaker 24: the courts. It doesn't even look like an NC DOUBLEA game.
Speaker 12: There are differences in food options for the men's and
Speaker 12: women's teams, as well as the difference in gift bags
Speaker 12: given to players.
Speaker 25: The men were given a large number of custom items
Speaker 25: designed for March Madness, while the women's had a few
Speaker 25: generic items, including a one hundred and fifty piece puzzle
Speaker 25: and a towel that said NC DOUBLEA women's basketball plus
Speaker 25: an umbrella.
Speaker 9: A puzzle. No, that is a trash gift.
Speaker 16: And what's even worse is when you complete it, it
Speaker 16: shows a picture of the men's team enjoying a free
Speaker 16: steak dinner. Seriously, how are you going to give the
Speaker 16: players a puzzle that is not swag people? When you
Speaker 16: look at all of this together, the differences are so
Speaker 16: stock it almost seems less like sexism and more like
Speaker 16: the NCUBA didn't even.
Speaker 9: Know that the women were coming. You know, it's so bad.
Speaker 16: It's someonet like the women were knocking on the door
Speaker 16: and the NCAA was just scrambling.
Speaker 9: Oh shit, the ladies are here. Do we have anything
Speaker 9: to give them? I ordered a burger for lunch. Okay,
Speaker 9: it'll work. Just chopping up and save sliders. What what
Speaker 9: else do we have? Swag? I think there's an umbrella
Speaker 9: in the closet. Yeah, it'll work, it'll work, it'll work.
Speaker 16: So clearly, casual sexism has pervaded almost every aspect of
Speaker 16: the player experience at this tournament. But it's not just
Speaker 16: a problem for the players. It's also affecting the coaches.
Speaker 15: There's also an article in The Athletic this morning about
Speaker 15: some of the female coaches who are working in the
Speaker 15: tournament and how the NCAA is basically penalizing them in
Speaker 15: their teams. If they have, say, a baby who depends
Speaker 15: on them for food, that baby counts inside the bubble
Speaker 15: against the total that they can bring in, so that
Speaker 15: coach's team, if they want to feed their child, has
Speaker 15: to have one lass athletic trainer, one lass other coach,
Speaker 15: one last person in the traveling part.
Speaker 7: Ridiculous.
Speaker 16: Okay, now that that is positively ridiculous. No one should
Speaker 16: be punished for having children. The children are already punishment enough,
Speaker 16: not to mention asking a coach to choose between her
Speaker 16: baby and the trainer for the team. I mean, that's
Speaker 16: a really great way to get the rest of the
Speaker 16: team to hate that baby.
Speaker 9: I mean, you could be getting deep.
Speaker 16: Tissue massages right now if it wasn't for little Derek. Now,
Speaker 16: I don't know why this seems so hard, but there's
Speaker 16: an obvious solution here. All you should do is have
Speaker 16: the baby be the assistant coach. After all, a crying
Speaker 16: baby can be very motivational.
Speaker 9: What do you want about? Blanket a bottle? You want
Speaker 9: me to win the tournament? Is that it? Okay, I'll
Speaker 9: win the tournament. Just please take a nap. Take a nap,
Speaker 9: to take a nap of who stuff crying.
Speaker 16: The fact is the way that the women have been
Speaker 16: treated during this tournament has been disgraceful. Only stiver lining
Speaker 16: is that it's made the NCAA's favoritism towards male athletes
Speaker 16: as blatant and impossible to ignore, as that one guy
Speaker 16: in the gym suit.
Speaker 18: God, does anyone want to take me?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: You three, let's get right into it now. Look, I
Speaker 1: know everybody want to talk about Trump, but first let's
Speaker 1: talk about the opposite of Trump. Women's basketball. Last night,
Speaker 1: the LSU Lady Tigers be IOWA in a tournament that
Speaker 1: had record breaking viewership, but it wasn't just who won
Speaker 1: the game that left people talking controversy.
Speaker 22: Following last night's game, after LSU sophomore Angel Reese taunted
Speaker 22: IOSTR Caitlin Clark, commentators and fans online calling Reese disrespectful
Speaker 22: and unclassy, but Reese pointed out that no one cared
Speaker 22: when Clark had made the same yes in a previous game.
Speaker 1: Oh who this? You'll see what that black woman did
Speaker 1: to the white woman who did the same thing to
Speaker 1: a previous woman in a previous game. Must tweeter, can't resist,
Speaker 1: must tweets all. First Off, Caitlyn Clark herself was okay
Speaker 1: with the shit. She was fine with it because Caitlyn
Speaker 1: gets that trash talk it's part of the game. And
Speaker 1: I agree personally, I think trash talk is good for sports.
Speaker 2: Sports.
Speaker 1: It's better when that's trash talk even better when it
Speaker 1: might start a race war. You can't see me, you
Speaker 1: can't see me. And to be honest, man, this was
Speaker 1: some good competition, yo. Caitlyn Clark versus Angel Reaches. This
Speaker 1: might be the new Magic Johnson versus Larry Bird. This
Speaker 1: might be the start of a few that bleeds into
Speaker 1: the professional and into the NWNBA. You think Caitlyn Clark
Speaker 1: ain't back in iour right now training, You think she
Speaker 1: ain't right now dunking off the side of a bar.
Speaker 1: LSU might have messed up and created a monster. So
Speaker 1: the last thing you want in your life is a
Speaker 1: white woman with a grudge. You seen them movies. Didn
Speaker 1: white women get mad? Hey, you get a white woman mad?
Speaker 1: They did come, and they did comeing and come to
Speaker 1: the chaulcea alien. That alien pissed off Sigourney Weaver one time,
Speaker 1: and then Sigourney whooped that alien's ass for four straight movies.
Speaker 1: Then then she went and sick the predator on the ass.
Speaker 1: Earlier this week, we told you how LSU beat Iowa
Speaker 1: and the women's NCAA basketball championship, And there was some
Speaker 1: epic trash talk this week between Angel Rees and Caitlyn
Speaker 1: Clark and tempers have been bubbling all week, but finally, finally,
Speaker 1: a peacemaker has emerged.
Speaker 26: Did first Lady Jill Biden get so excited about the
Speaker 26: women's basketball championship game she put her foot in her
Speaker 26: mouth as she celebrated LSU's victory over Iowa. Doctor Jill suggested,
Speaker 26: both teams come to the White House.
Speaker 23: So I know we'll have the champions come to.
Speaker 6: The White House.
Speaker 23: We always do, so you know we'll help LSU come.
Speaker 23: But you know what I'm gonna tell Joe, I think
Speaker 23: Iowa should come to because they played such a good game.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, No, you're wrong.
Speaker 1: She's talking about peace and unity, y'all. Why shouldn't the
Speaker 1: losers be standing proud with the winners? Come on, Jill,
Speaker 1: Jill Biden, you're trying to turn the White House into
Speaker 1: a participation trophy. Nobody likes participation trophies. Even the kids
Speaker 1: don't like participation trophies.
Speaker 9: Nobody.
Speaker 1: Nobody's ever came home after school after the big game
Speaker 1: with their trophy like yo, check it out, I struck
Speaker 1: out twelve times. From more on the story, we turned
Speaker 1: to Dozy. Light of Dozy Desie, we've been talking about
Speaker 1: this story around the building all week, and I know
Speaker 1: you'll agree with me. The whole thing, the whole thing
Speaker 1: on this issue comes down to one word, and that
Speaker 1: word is racism. I'm sorry, but you think you think
Speaker 1: this is racism.
Speaker 6: Roy, I know racism when I see it, and this
Speaker 6: is textbook racism. A mostly white team getting an invite
Speaker 6: to the White House for losing is white privilege at
Speaker 6: its most insidious. If I may quote Malcolm.
Speaker 1: X, no no, no, no, no, no, you may not.
Speaker 1: You may not quote Malcolm Max.
Speaker 6: You got it.
Speaker 1: I hear what you're saying, Deisi. But this is clearly sexism. This,
Speaker 1: this offered, This would have never happened in men's sports,
Speaker 1: but women are expected to get along and to share
Speaker 1: the prize simply because they're women. If I could quote
Speaker 1: the great Glorious Astonish.
Speaker 6: You look, Roy, it is racist to honor white losers
Speaker 6: the same as black winners. Trust me, I have a
Speaker 6: unique perspective on race as a person talking to a
Speaker 6: black man. Right now, does he.
Speaker 1: Let me explain to you how internalized sexism works. Let
Speaker 1: me explain sex system to you. Doctor Jill Biden treated
Speaker 1: these adult women like a bunch of high schoolers who
Speaker 1: all had to be invited to the slumber party. No
Speaker 1: matter what, that's not what you do. And I know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about because I watch Handmaiden's Tale a
Speaker 1: couple of seasons. That's the name of it. Is it
Speaker 1: Handmaids a Handmaiden's Tale? Which one is it?
Speaker 6: I don't know. I only watch Atlanta. Okay, look whether
Speaker 6: whether it's racism or sexism, and it's racism. I think
Speaker 6: we can both agree on two things. One, I know
Speaker 6: all the lyrics to ganinst His Paradise. And two, this
Speaker 6: was not Jill Biden's finest moment.
Speaker 1: Yes, doctor Jill Biden, Doctor Jill Biden made a mistake.
Speaker 1: Maybe next year the White House should have Vice President
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris extend the invite. You know, another strong.
Speaker 6: Woman, a strong black woman.
Speaker 1: Who made us her history.
Speaker 6: Not to mention, she knows how to kick it at
Speaker 6: the cook at No. I mean.
Speaker 1: That's right, girl boss.
Speaker 6: Yeah, give it all. We're in the final stretch of
Speaker 6: March Madness, that special time of year that turns every
Speaker 6: office into an underground gambling ring, and last night all
Speaker 6: eyes were on a rematch between two of the biggest
Speaker 6: stars in the tournament.
Speaker 27: In goat fashion, Caitlyn Clark led Iowa over defending champion
Speaker 27: LSU and a rematch of last year's final.
Speaker 17: For anyone who questioned her greatness, Caitlyn Clark had the answer.
Speaker 6: Forty one points, nine.
Speaker 22: Threes, twelve assists, a record breaking masterpiece that lived up
Speaker 22: to the hype of a rematch.
Speaker 1: In an epic battle of.
Speaker 28: Greats, Clark steps back fires you pack, oh mine from Schenectady.
Speaker 28: She's simply ridiculous. She's possessed.
Speaker 6: This poor announcer. Kaitlyn Clark hit so many big shots
Speaker 6: that the guy was clearly running out of things to say.
Speaker 6: She's ridiculous, She's possessed, She's a witch drowner. I don't know,
Speaker 6: but honestly, honestly, what's an awesome rivalry? Kaylin Clark and
Speaker 6: Angel Reese two fierce competitors playing their hearts out, captivating
Speaker 6: the nation while they're still in college. My biggest accomplishment
Speaker 6: in college was getting a single dorm because of my ibs. Hey,
Speaker 6: if there was a sock on the door, it was
Speaker 6: an especially bad night. Point is it feels like women's
Speaker 6: basketball is having a moment this year, and you can
Speaker 6: tell by how much the media can't stop talking about
Speaker 6: how they're talking about it.
Speaker 19: What a great thing for women's sports that we care.
Speaker 19: We're talking about it tonight on CNN because people are caring,
Speaker 19: and ultimately that is good.
Speaker 6: We care the fact that we're talking about women's basketball
Speaker 6: and any you know, women's sports in general. I mean,
Speaker 6: this is really great a freaking level.
Speaker 9: It's really great.
Speaker 2: I've done this for thirty two years.
Speaker 3: I've never once spent five minutes on any show I've
Speaker 3: ever done any where talking about a great women's game
Speaker 3: last night at any level.
Speaker 6: Okay, I might say more about you, but we'll take
Speaker 6: the win. We'll take it. That's right. People are excited
Speaker 6: about women's basketball right now. They're discovering it like it's
Speaker 6: the first time your mom tried sushi. Oh my god,
Speaker 6: have you heard about this? Spread the word? But everyone
Speaker 6: is raving everyone. Even Shaquille O'Neil said, women's basketball this
Speaker 6: year is a better game than men's basketball. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and he's like the most famous men's basketball player. That's
Speaker 6: like chef boy Ard telling you he only eats spaghettios. Now,
Speaker 6: spaghettios the official food of clinical depression. Spaghettios. Want to
Speaker 6: hurt an Italian person's feelings, try Spaghettios went Mark Spaghettios.
Speaker 6: You don't have to love your kids anyway. Think about
Speaker 6: how far women's basketball has come. Ten years ago, if
Speaker 6: you went to a bar on a Monday night to
Speaker 6: watch women's basketball, it was because you were an alcoholic.
Speaker 6: But today, if you're at a bar on a Monday night,
Speaker 6: it's because you're an alcoholic who also wants to watch
Speaker 6: women's basketball. That is progress. So this has been a
Speaker 6: hugely successful college tournament for the women, even despite some obstacles.
Speaker 27: In the women's tournament, controversy is brewing after four games
Speaker 27: were played on a court in Portland, Oregon, where the
Speaker 27: three point line was about six inches closer to the
Speaker 27: hoof on one side. The error was discovered before North
Speaker 27: Carolina played Texas in the Elite Eight. Both teams coaches
Speaker 27: decided to go ahead with the game to not delay
Speaker 27: the tournament.
Speaker 6: Okay, I really relate to this as a woman. It
Speaker 6: is so classic for someone else to fuck up and
Speaker 6: we're like, oh, the line is messed up. It's fine,
Speaker 6: we'll just go ahead and play four games. You can
Speaker 6: fix it later or not whatever. I'm sorry, but what
Speaker 6: exactly happened with the three point line? To get more
Speaker 6: on this, we go live to Josh Johnson at the arena. Josh,
Speaker 6: what happened down there? The line was several inches too short.
Speaker 6: That's a huge error, well does he?
Speaker 29: I talked to the director of court maintenance who made
Speaker 29: the mistake, as well as several other men who were
Speaker 29: just around, and we all we all agreed that your
Speaker 29: link being a few inches shorter than everyone was expecting
Speaker 29: is no big deal, no story here.
Speaker 4: Back to you.
Speaker 6: Wait, that's not true. Having the line be that short
Speaker 6: makes an enormous difference. Enormous is a little mean.
Speaker 29: Plus, it's not about the length of the line. It's
Speaker 29: about how you play the game, Okay, And I think
Speaker 29: we can all agree it was a pretty good game.
Speaker 2: You know. It's good for me.
Speaker 5: I enjoyed it.
Speaker 29: And as far as the difference, the women didn't even notice,
Speaker 29: all right, Josh.
Speaker 6: Even if the women said they didn't notice, trust me,
Speaker 6: they always notice.
Speaker 29: Okay, But let's get this line guy a break, because
Speaker 29: when I talked to him, he swore this had never
Speaker 29: happened before. Okay, And and know why it was too short?
Speaker 6: Maybe it was his first time. Okay. Maybe he'd been drinking.
Speaker 9: All right, Maybe the arena was cold.
Speaker 6: How does being cold make a difference? It just does. Okay, Wow,
Speaker 6: you seem pretty worked up about this. When don't we
Speaker 6: move past the length of the line. Thank you. Let's
Speaker 6: talk about the curve because the curve was weird?
Speaker 29: All right, DESI I'm out. This is why I only
Speaker 29: play basketball by myself.
Speaker 22: Okay, Josh, Josh, Okay, Josh, justin everybody.
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