WEBVTT - "The Murder Expert" with Liza Treyger

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<v Speaker 1>Forever.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Hello, yes, hello America.

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<v Speaker 3>You're kind of hot. Marie, you're on the list.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe you need to turn your volume down in your headphones. Andrew,

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<v Speaker 4>do I sound okay?

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<v Speaker 5>Babe?

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<v Speaker 6>I think he's I mean it could probably be further

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<v Speaker 6>away from her.

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<v Speaker 4>This is where I usually have it, so I also

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<v Speaker 4>I also can't hear myself. So there it is, There

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<v Speaker 4>is there is Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's my bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys, let me hey, all right, we're keeping that in

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<v Speaker 3>because there's no edits here at no unofficial expert. We

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<v Speaker 3>keep it all the way one un real, wraw.

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<v Speaker 2>Editing, unfiltering, no face to hashtag. Leave it in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, baby, how you doings?

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<v Speaker 2>I missed you, even though I saw you like an

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<v Speaker 2>hour ago. I saw Sidney twice today. How lucky you are?

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<v Speaker 5>You know?

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<v Speaker 3>I was honestly saying that when I was in the cab,

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I can't believe I have the bestest

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<v Speaker 3>friend in the whole wide world.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you take it edible to that you asked me

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<v Speaker 2>about one?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you know I saw you a lot this weekend

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<v Speaker 3>and it did brighten my day or my weekend? I guess,

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<v Speaker 3>And you knew, you know you cooked for me and

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<v Speaker 3>well not just me. I don't want anybody think that

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<v Speaker 3>Murray is trying to date me.

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<v Speaker 2>But she might be trying to bag I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 2>bag my business.

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<v Speaker 3>She might do it for the story, right, imagine if

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<v Speaker 3>you hooked up with me.

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<v Speaker 2>To tell a story.

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<v Speaker 3>But like, yo, the pussies trash, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>It's both of us just laying on our side, just

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<v Speaker 2>like neither one of us want to do anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, honestly, that that's what it would be.

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<v Speaker 2>Friend. I mean, I feel like overall sex is too

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<v Speaker 2>much work for me. If I have to be on

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<v Speaker 2>top or like if I have to like if I

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<v Speaker 2>have to do the moving, it's too much work for me.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, I'm taking magnesium and I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 2>like rebuild my muscles, and I'm working out on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 2>So like maybe this time next year I'm gonna be,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, captain of being on top.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the thing is that because I was so trash

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<v Speaker 3>in my last last relationship, I'm really just trying to

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<v Speaker 3>prove myself in this one. So I'm putting in a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of you know, backwork, very arching arching more. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>got the lingerie lingeree going on. I'm really really throwing

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<v Speaker 3>it back and just trying.

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<v Speaker 5>To be.

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<v Speaker 6>Your neighbors know that you're putting.

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<v Speaker 2>In no, not her neighbors, her booth.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was so long ago, like nobody's even mentioning

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<v Speaker 3>that anymore.

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<v Speaker 6>Andrew, I'm sorry for bringing it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, thank you, thank you Andrew for keeping us humble. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but Andrew, how are you doing?

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<v Speaker 5>How are you doing, bab.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm doing well. I mean, what do you what are

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<v Speaker 6>you alluding to.

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<v Speaker 3>The neighbors about you?

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<v Speaker 6>They never say anything. I have air pods now.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm having sex.

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<v Speaker 6>I know I'm talking about like it's exclusively music. And

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<v Speaker 6>also I'm not that vocal during sex.

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 6>I used to play the music on the stereo and

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<v Speaker 6>then someone did complain, and so now I have a BODS.

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<v Speaker 2>And you please sell us some kind of music. In

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<v Speaker 2>my mind, I see you putting the CD in the

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<v Speaker 2>stereo before I do. I do.

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<v Speaker 6>I did have like a lot of CDs before, you know,

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<v Speaker 6>they were.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it was like six sex jams.

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<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 6>The song right now is New New Attitude Patty LaBelle.

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<v Speaker 6>I have been listening to that on repeat. That has

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<v Speaker 6>had a resurgence.

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<v Speaker 2>That's sex songs.

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<v Speaker 3>I said that was the song anti that it does

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<v Speaker 3>get you in the in a better vibe.

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<v Speaker 6>A new attitude.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're in a Calistens class. I'm not understanding what

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<v Speaker 4>you do for you. Okay, you know what, at the

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<v Speaker 4>end of this episode, insert that song.

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<v Speaker 2>As like the out we do that, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 3>I can honestly see you waking up playing that song,

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<v Speaker 3>starting it off and like doing that kind of like

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<v Speaker 3>Top Gun you only have a shirt on in white

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<v Speaker 3>sox and like slipping and slide in your apartment.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah. The movie that you're alluding to is Risky Business.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the same thing, Tom Cruise, I said, Tom Hank.

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<v Speaker 2>He said Tom, she said Top Gun, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>same guys.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the same same guy, different movie, you know what

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<v Speaker 3>I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Top Gun, the one that has like the Homer

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<v Speaker 2>erotic volleyball scenes. It's the top movie where he's like.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, are you talking about Tom Hanks or Tom Cruise?

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<v Speaker 7>Now, Tom Cruise, you know this is Tom Tom too

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<v Speaker 7>many Toms, too many time Tom for Okay, so wait, Marie,

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<v Speaker 7>are we doing expertises this episode?

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<v Speaker 2>S yes, absolutely, go ahead and start us off. Mane oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I got to start it off.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, you you bought it up off.

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<v Speaker 2>That's something you want to share the energy that you

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<v Speaker 2>brought to the table, was Marie, are we because I'm ready? No,

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<v Speaker 2>it didn't sound like that.

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<v Speaker 3>It was kind of like, Marie, do you want to

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<v Speaker 3>because if not, we don't have to.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know why you would bring it up if

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<v Speaker 6>you didn't have one.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, you know, I don't like that you guys are

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<v Speaker 3>ganging up with me. This is really weird and it's

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<v Speaker 3>very racist and homophobic.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a black woman and I'm queer a Jason and

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew is gay, so it was.

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<v Speaker 6>Not racially charged my combats.

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<v Speaker 2>Sidney. Is there something that you want to share because

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<v Speaker 2>we can have some share time? You know?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I think I'm an expert in trying to prepare,

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<v Speaker 3>but I'm always last minute. So even if I try

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<v Speaker 3>to put in an effort to prepare.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not enough.

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<v Speaker 3>Like me and Marie are shooting something that stand up related,

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<v Speaker 3>even though do we even do stand up anymore?

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<v Speaker 2>Girl, I have nothing prepared. I don't even know how

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<v Speaker 2>to craft the joke. Five minutes feels like a lifetime

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<v Speaker 2>for me. I'm like, you want me to talk.

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<v Speaker 3>For five, right, So me, me and Marie are looking

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<v Speaker 3>through old notebooks and you know, I can't even read

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<v Speaker 3>my handwriting because it's chicken scratch, and I'm like.

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<v Speaker 2>What is this set up and a touchline? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>have to do both?

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<v Speaker 3>So I've been trying. I've been like talking to other people.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually should have called my the guests. Actually I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to talk to the guests afterwards and maybe try

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<v Speaker 3>to work on some stuff with her if she's available.

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<v Speaker 5>But I've called a couple of friends.

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<v Speaker 3>And I still went to a show the day before

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<v Speaker 3>and bomb my ass off on a on a rooftop

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<v Speaker 3>and it was old shivering shivering.

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<v Speaker 5>In my bomb. It hurt.

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<v Speaker 3>It was only single people for those six people definitely

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<v Speaker 3>wanted their money back and it was a free show.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, I feel like I'm really struggling because like

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<v Speaker 4>I was a lazy comedian before, Like I wasn't really writing.

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<v Speaker 4>I would just get on stage and like talk to

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<v Speaker 4>the audience and like funny stuff would come out of

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<v Speaker 4>what I was saying when I was on stage. And

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<v Speaker 4>now I'm not on stage at all, and I'm still.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow. Sorry, I hope they miss popular.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope the quick time pick that up soon picked

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<v Speaker 2>up sitting it in the phone hall.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, I uh, I don't have anything prepared, and uh,

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<v Speaker 4>I think what's gonna happen is I'm gonna show up

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<v Speaker 4>to this taping this weekend and I'm gonna be like,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not just give you guys your.

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<v Speaker 3>Money back, because no, no, Marie, you're one of the

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<v Speaker 3>funniest people I know in real life, and you're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>pull me together.

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<v Speaker 4>But saying someone's funny in real life and then somebody

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<v Speaker 4>shooting a.

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<v Speaker 2>Video that lives on YouTube forever or until I'm rich

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<v Speaker 2>enough to get it pulled down is not the same thing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not Beyonce. It if I bomb, and then they

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<v Speaker 2>put the set up on YouTube, all of.

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<v Speaker 4>The white men that I will never have sex with

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<v Speaker 4>are gonna be like women aren't funny and this is

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<v Speaker 4>too black for me, or whatever the hell the guvernment's

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<v Speaker 4>gonna say from these nerdy as dudes. But you know,

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<v Speaker 4>I still want to I want to put something that

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<v Speaker 4>I'm proud of out and.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now six is retired, so it's like, do I.

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<v Speaker 8>Do how many?

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<v Speaker 2>And you I'm still gonna roast you in the streets.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you're gonna pull it together. And we we did

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<v Speaker 3>a workshop today and it was like for an hour

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<v Speaker 3>and it felt good. I feel like we if we

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<v Speaker 3>do a couple more of those, maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll get our guests.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe we'll work shop some more stuff with our guests. Today,

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<v Speaker 3>she imagined her coming in thinking she's gonna talk about

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<v Speaker 3>whatever her expertise, and it's like, hey, sis, so we're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna go for the first thirty minutes and we're not

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<v Speaker 3>gonna pay you to punch it up at all, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>just doing it and you're being an ally.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, yes, thank you for helping sisters and me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but you'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 4>Marie.

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<v Speaker 3>I have all of my faith in you, and you're

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<v Speaker 3>you're wonderful. You know that you're so funny even if

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<v Speaker 3>you do it right now, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Should be like a life coach or something something something

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<v Speaker 2>along the lines where you're like, did you were you

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<v Speaker 2>a cheerleader in school?

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<v Speaker 3>No, bitch, I just I just see the good in

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<v Speaker 3>my friend, even when she can't see it. Right now,

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<v Speaker 3>I've seen you be so funny off the fly and

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<v Speaker 3>you can tag and tag.

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<v Speaker 2>That was like ten years ago, before we discovered electricity.

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<v Speaker 4>That was before sput Nick, you haven't seen me be

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<v Speaker 4>funny in mad Law. But I love the enthusiasm. I

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<v Speaker 4>love how excited you are.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know I we're just going to bring in

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<v Speaker 3>our guests because she definitely speak on behalf of everybody

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<v Speaker 3>that knows you very well. We're very excited to have her.

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<v Speaker 3>This is her second go round. This is her redeeming

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<v Speaker 3>herself because she doesn't feel like the first time she

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<v Speaker 3>came on she brought anything to the table. So she's

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<v Speaker 3>gonna come in very hot and actually she's actually going

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<v Speaker 3>to provide so much tips that you might go out

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<v Speaker 3>and murder. She is our murder expert. Give it up

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<v Speaker 3>for our really good friend Lisa Traeger.

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<v Speaker 8>Hello, I'm excited to be here. Also, fuck those six people.

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<v Speaker 8>They know we're having a hard time, Like they I

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<v Speaker 8>just fuck them.

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<v Speaker 5>I just don't know why you wouldn't even let out

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<v Speaker 5>a giggle.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean they left at some things, but it honestly,

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<v Speaker 3>it felt like the show was right near Times Square

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<v Speaker 3>and they were just waiting for their bus like they

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<v Speaker 3>They're like, this is the layover.

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<v Speaker 2>We just wait here. We got it.

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<v Speaker 3>We got an hour and a half to kill and

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<v Speaker 3>then we got to get on you know, the Peter

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<v Speaker 3>Pan to go back to fucking Minnesota.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, I don't want to get in trouble for saying this,

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<v Speaker 8>but I did see on Twitter people were saying, like,

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<v Speaker 8>it's great that the greatest comics ever were kind of

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<v Speaker 8>bombing on Es and l you know, it's like it

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<v Speaker 8>gives hope for the rest of us. If they're not

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<v Speaker 8>slaughtering what you know, what hope is there for the

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<v Speaker 8>rest of us.

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<v Speaker 4>And honestly, truly, I love watching people do bad in public,

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<v Speaker 4>not necessarily just comedians, but I love watching.

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<v Speaker 2>People fail in real time.

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<v Speaker 4>That like watching somebody like fumble something, or watching somebody fall,

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<v Speaker 4>or watching somebody carry too many bags of groceries from

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<v Speaker 4>the car all that.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I love watching people struggle, so yeah, that makes

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<v Speaker 2>that makes me feel good. But I myself hate struggling.

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<v Speaker 5>But will there be an audience? Yes, I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 2>Great, maybe it'll be like eight people there. I have

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<v Speaker 2>no idea.

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<v Speaker 5>Can you go up together?

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<v Speaker 2>That would be nice.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine if we did a set together, Marie, then we

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<v Speaker 3>hate those wars.

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<v Speaker 8>I was also gonna say, even if you do so good,

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<v Speaker 8>the comments are still going to be bad. It's true

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<v Speaker 8>because people make fun of Like on Twitter, people will

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<v Speaker 8>write mean things. And then one of my favorite porn

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<v Speaker 8>stars a hot photo of herself and some dude was like,

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<v Speaker 8>go to the gym and this is a woman that

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<v Speaker 8>is paid to fuck on camera, like top girl.

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<v Speaker 5>In the world. And I'm like, who's your favorite porn star?

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<v Speaker 8>She's one of But Keisha Gray is so Hotsha that

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<v Speaker 8>sounds promising.

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<v Speaker 3>So so, Liza, I am your type.

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<v Speaker 6>I am.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, you like girls named Keisha?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh well, it's her porn name. Are you gonna be mad?

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<v Speaker 8>She isn't black, so I guess it's week's name that's problematic.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks so much for joining us today.

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<v Speaker 5>So glad.

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<v Speaker 8>I do have some favorite black porn stars. This guy

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<v Speaker 8>named Mickey Mad.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, she definitely looks like she fucks only black guys.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, she does a lot of like twelve black guys

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<v Speaker 8>in her yeah, okay, twelve, Yeah, she does, like giant interrac.

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<v Speaker 2>Why now, why is she your favorite porn star?

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<v Speaker 5>Because she she's one.

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<v Speaker 4>I just beautiful, Okay, So it's not it's not necessarily technique.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just you like what she looks.

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<v Speaker 8>And the skill, Like you know, you always like a

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<v Speaker 8>porn star where they look like they're enjoying themselves and

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<v Speaker 8>they're having a good time, they're getting into it.

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<v Speaker 5>And she does follow me on Twitter, and I like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, we'll shout out to Keisha Gray. No white Keisha

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<v Speaker 3>great because there might be a black Keisha Gray out there.

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<v Speaker 4>You notice a Keisha Gray. But the way she spells

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<v Speaker 4>her name there, it's an eye out a y and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, ah, I see it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. And who was the black man?

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<v Speaker 5>Mickey mad He's one of my faves.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I would think that that was a white man,

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<v Speaker 2>Mickey Maud.

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<v Speaker 8>There's actually a couple. There's a few black dudes that

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<v Speaker 8>are great. Ricky Johnson is really great and Isaiah Maxwell

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<v Speaker 8>is great.

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<v Speaker 5>But what about the black women?

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<v Speaker 2>Lisa?

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<v Speaker 5>What about the skin?

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<v Speaker 8>Uh no, well, skin diamond is one, but Honey Golds

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<v Speaker 8>is great.

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<v Speaker 2>She's mixed skin diamond, all right, skin diamond that sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like a black girl.

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<v Speaker 5>Points Honey Gold. And then Kira Noir is great.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I like Kira. Yeah, she does a lot of anal.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's why you like her sis because she let butts.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's gotta she's got a clean butthole.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy. Oh, well, she would have a clean bootyhole was

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<v Speaker 2>worn on camera.

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<v Speaker 6>That's bare minimum for anal.

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<v Speaker 3>But sometimes the butt just it doesn't look like they

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<v Speaker 3>don't bleach it, like you could see some of the

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<v Speaker 3>like darkness and bumps.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Oh, okay, the bumps can't You can't

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<v Speaker 2>do nothing about the bumps. But the darkness beach your

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<v Speaker 2>but it's supposed to be darker than the rest of

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<v Speaker 2>your body.

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<v Speaker 5>But they asshole. Yeah, but that's not good for you.

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<v Speaker 5>Bleaching Buttleydney doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Dudes, that's not good for you either. Yes, it is. No,

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<v Speaker 2>God gave us holes to use.

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<v Speaker 8>No, there's well this was I think it's from a book.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't know if it's real, but I think girls

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<v Speaker 8>do prolapse in their buttholes and have issues.

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<v Speaker 5>Eventually.

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<v Speaker 8>I think they do loosen up their buttholes if you're

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<v Speaker 8>con instantly ramming it.

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<v Speaker 2>Like more Snapple facts for me, and Andrew, did you

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<v Speaker 2>say yes? Is that your expert opinion?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I mean, I know, at least like men's buttholes,

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<v Speaker 6>if you keep on like doing a lot up there,

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<v Speaker 6>you know there will be an effect. You know, it

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<v Speaker 6>will not look natural anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, would you get your booty hole bleached?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't think so. I mean, like we're saying it's

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<v Speaker 6>not healthy.

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<v Speaker 5>It deteriorates the skin.

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<v Speaker 8>I think it weakens it, and then you don't want

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<v Speaker 8>tearing down there.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's how you get booty.

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<v Speaker 5>In such Yeah, I think that's universal wants.

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<v Speaker 2>But I will say that the dude that I was

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<v Speaker 2>banging last used to compliment my butthole all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>We never did anal, but he was always like, you,

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<v Speaker 2>such a beautiful butthole.

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<v Speaker 3>One fact, Marie has a tight, tight, beautiful little ass.

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<v Speaker 4>It looks like a button. It looks like Corduoyd remember Corduoid,

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<v Speaker 4>the bear in the boot.

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<v Speaker 2>Corduroys eyes.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh man, the specifics on that.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>I do have a secret. I will reveal I actually

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<v Speaker 5>have a second butthole.

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<v Speaker 8>Unfortunately, excuse me, sorry, I have like a little hole

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<v Speaker 8>on top of my bubble. It's not it doesn't go

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<v Speaker 8>into it intestines or anything. It's just like a hole

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<v Speaker 8>that you can like put a cran or a cigarette

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<v Speaker 8>a little bit into.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what you started, Liza, Liza, Liza, Okay, well, now

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<v Speaker 4>you gotta show it's just.

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<v Speaker 2>Between the family.

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<v Speaker 5>I will, I will show you later.

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<v Speaker 8>But it's because I have an extra tailbone and my

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<v Speaker 8>skin didn't have time to close or something.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 8>My dad sat me down once and I thought it

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<v Speaker 8>was going to be a sex talk, and then he

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<v Speaker 8>explained to me, and I have an extra tailbone and

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<v Speaker 8>instead of out like shallow hall, it's in wait.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 8>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>Your tailbone, from what I remember, is connected to your

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<v Speaker 4>spinal cord.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the end of your spine. You got two bags.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't have to too.

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<v Speaker 8>Hole I have like it goes sideway, like I just

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<v Speaker 8>have an extra extra tailbomb in a weird way.

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<v Speaker 4>So you'd be putting you'd be putting other stuff in

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<v Speaker 4>there besides crayons and.

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<v Speaker 8>Just a cigarette, but you have to clean it, like

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<v Speaker 8>you know, what is it like an astray?

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<v Speaker 3>Why would somebody be putting a cigarette and your when.

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<v Speaker 8>You're a teenager, you know, it's like look at what

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<v Speaker 8>I have, and then it's like can you put you know,

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<v Speaker 8>like let's see what's up.

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<v Speaker 5>And then it's like.

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<v Speaker 2>Funny showing when you were a teenager, you were showing

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<v Speaker 2>people you had two buttholes.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, like we'd go to a bathroom or like later

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<v Speaker 8>in my teens it's yeah, Lisa, are.

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<v Speaker 2>You still friends with those people?

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<v Speaker 4>No, Lisa was voted most likely to do anal in

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<v Speaker 4>high school.

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<v Speaker 8>But I do wonder the people that I had one

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<v Speaker 8>night stands with or drunken hookups if later they were

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<v Speaker 8>like I had this girl with an extra hole, like

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<v Speaker 8>I forgot. I didn't realize that people probably first.

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<v Speaker 3>Of all, any guy saying that out loud, other guys

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<v Speaker 3>be like, where she at?

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<v Speaker 2>Where she at? Where the booty at? Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>So okay, so where is this extra booty hole? Is

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<v Speaker 4>it above the original or is it between the two?

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<v Speaker 5>No, that would be a problem, that would be really.

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<v Speaker 2>You said you were going to redeem yourself. You showed

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<v Speaker 2>me a girl you we love you? Best episode yet? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>this is top ten best me.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like an inch above or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Girl, I love this extra booty hole.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Can that be the title extra booty hole for you?

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<v Speaker 5>Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's real? This back in Yeah. So, so Lee's

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<v Speaker 2>where are you right now?

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<v Speaker 5>How you doing? So?

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<v Speaker 8>If you can tell, I have a lot of Judaica

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<v Speaker 8>art behind me and I'm at my sister's husband's parents' house.

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<v Speaker 8>I would call them my in laws, but it confuses people.

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<v Speaker 4>Sisters husband's parents' house, so not blood related, but you like,

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<v Speaker 4>I need a place to stay.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, they went away to see their grandkids for the winter,

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<v Speaker 8>like they went to California, because I'm in the Chicago

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<v Speaker 8>suburbs and they I've known them since I was five.

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<v Speaker 8>My sister and her husband have been together since sophomore

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<v Speaker 8>year of high school and they're forty three now. So

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<v Speaker 8>these people have watched me grow up. And so I'm

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<v Speaker 8>staying here because when I stayed with my parents there

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<v Speaker 8>were a lot of fights.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I mean that other booty hole was definitely go

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<v Speaker 2>in the way.

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<v Speaker 5>So yeah, so.

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<v Speaker 8>It's really nice and all this art I grew up with,

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<v Speaker 8>so it makes me feel nice.

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<v Speaker 3>I will say, Liza, you look like you're in a

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<v Speaker 3>great place, like you're just really happy.

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<v Speaker 2>You got a scrunchy and we love Yeah. Wow, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I got huh.

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<v Speaker 8>I've had a sore throat. So actually for a week

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<v Speaker 8>it's been awful. I got a negative COVID test, a

0:19:56.480 --> 0:19:58.879
<v Speaker 8>negative strap test, no idea what's up? And then today

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<v Speaker 8>the doctor told me I've puffy tonsils.

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<v Speaker 5>So knowing what's wrong with me has made me happy

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<v Speaker 5>because I was spiraling.

0:20:06.359 --> 0:20:08.919
<v Speaker 2>Right now, how does one get puffy tonsils?

0:20:09.000 --> 0:20:09.680
<v Speaker 5>Too much? Oral?

0:20:09.840 --> 0:20:10.560
<v Speaker 2>They'll talk about that.

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<v Speaker 8>I wish I've been like, I think I've crossed over

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<v Speaker 8>to being celibate. Honestly, it's really I was like not

0:20:16.640 --> 0:20:19.840
<v Speaker 8>getting it before the pandemic, and now it's like fuck,

0:20:21.040 --> 0:20:21.600
<v Speaker 8>it's tough.

0:20:21.840 --> 0:20:24.439
<v Speaker 2>No, now it's like fuck me, Yeah that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, I want to just say that other booty holes

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<v Speaker 3>got to be extra tight, right.

0:20:31.640 --> 0:20:36.560
<v Speaker 2>Since all Lisa, you get regret bothered over here.

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<v Speaker 3>I swear, I'm like, I need to go and get

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<v Speaker 3>a ticket and come see you d.

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<v Speaker 2>Take care of you.

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<v Speaker 8>You know, I definitely had an ex who would like

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<v Speaker 8>pretend to talk with it, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>That slame you said, talk to it like they would like, no.

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<v Speaker 5>Like talk with it, like pretend it was talking. No,

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<v Speaker 5>they were like moving.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'd be like, honey, don't play with your food, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>eat it, don't speak to it okay.

0:21:09.400 --> 0:21:12.879
<v Speaker 2>So you originally had given us a couple of different

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<v Speaker 2>things that you wanted to be an expert own.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, yeah, so I can't I prepared how to be

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<v Speaker 8>a virgo expert, you know, like how to be a Virgo,

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<v Speaker 8>how to deal with a Virgo, But then I also

0:21:27.280 --> 0:21:30.800
<v Speaker 8>can do how to get away with murder? Because I've

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<v Speaker 8>been researching a lot of crimes and watching I mean,

0:21:33.080 --> 0:21:34.800
<v Speaker 8>I've always watched a Loan Order SVUE, but I have

0:21:34.840 --> 0:21:37.159
<v Speaker 8>a new podcast coming out that's sv related, and so

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<v Speaker 8>I've been researching all these murders, how people get caught

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<v Speaker 8>and SVU all the dumb things criminals do, and so

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<v Speaker 8>I do know. I've I think I would get caught,

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<v Speaker 8>but I there's a lot of I do have some

0:21:50.000 --> 0:21:52.920
<v Speaker 8>advice if you do want to murder, but I don't

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<v Speaker 8>know what if we get in trouble. This is actually

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<v Speaker 8>an SVU style episode where we would just be talking

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<v Speaker 8>how to do it, and then someone would do it,

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<v Speaker 8>say they listened to this pod guests, and then we

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<v Speaker 8>would be tried.

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<v Speaker 2>But isn't that what isn't that what basic instinct was about?

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<v Speaker 2>I never saw she wrote I saw it. Oh, she

0:22:08.320 --> 0:22:11.520
<v Speaker 2>did write a book. And if she wrote a book, and.

0:22:11.480 --> 0:22:14.280
<v Speaker 3>It's basically like oh, Jay Simpson's book, like if I

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<v Speaker 3>did it?

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<v Speaker 4>Kind of No, she wrote the book and then a

0:22:18.320 --> 0:22:20.240
<v Speaker 4>murder happened like in the book.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, and she was like, I'd have to be kind

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<v Speaker 2>of stupid to write about it before I did it.

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<v Speaker 4>And then she crossed her legs and she didn't have

0:22:27.600 --> 0:22:30.280
<v Speaker 4>no panties on, and the cops were like, oh, she's innocent.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And she waxed for that.

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<v Speaker 3>It was crazy. She didn't have no strip or nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just straight up lips.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's not crazy. Brazilian waxes have been a

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<v Speaker 2>thing for a minute, you know.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I can't wait to get laser.

0:22:45.840 --> 0:22:50.000
<v Speaker 8>That's a post pandemic goal. I'm gonna laser at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so you got you got a force down there?

0:22:52.800 --> 0:22:53.360
<v Speaker 2>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 5>No? But like I don't I waxing fucking hurts. I don't.

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<v Speaker 8>I'd rather just hurt a little for a laser and

0:23:00.920 --> 0:23:02.440
<v Speaker 8>then be done with it for a while.

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<v Speaker 2>But don't you have to go to multiple visits for

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<v Speaker 2>the laser to work.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>I used to work at a laser plate well salant whatever,

0:23:12.160 --> 0:23:14.760
<v Speaker 8>but then I had a couple and then I didn't

0:23:14.800 --> 0:23:15.640
<v Speaker 8>work there anymore, so.

0:23:15.560 --> 0:23:19.040
<v Speaker 5>I couldn't finish this. You got fired, I would quit,

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<v Speaker 5>that's my thing.

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<v Speaker 8>I would stay at a salon for a year and

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<v Speaker 8>a half and then my attitude would become a problem

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<v Speaker 8>and I have to move on to another salon.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, would you put the real number to the place

0:23:31.400 --> 0:23:33.280
<v Speaker 4>that you got fired from on your resumes?

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<v Speaker 5>I would always quit. I would always quit.

0:23:35.280 --> 0:23:39.160
<v Speaker 8>It would like I would just sense that I wasn't

0:23:39.160 --> 0:23:40.120
<v Speaker 8>beloved anymore.

0:23:40.240 --> 0:23:42.639
<v Speaker 5>And once that happens, you just have to move on.

0:23:43.600 --> 0:23:46.399
<v Speaker 3>And that should go for even in relationships. When you

0:23:46.440 --> 0:23:49.720
<v Speaker 3>feel like it's not hating no more, you gotta dash.

0:23:50.200 --> 0:23:52.760
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, once they're like okay, so this client said, and

0:23:52.840 --> 0:23:54.600
<v Speaker 8>I'm out, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>I when I tell people I've been fired from every

0:23:58.520 --> 0:24:01.919
<v Speaker 2>job I've ever had, I sometimes we'll forget jobs that

0:24:01.960 --> 0:24:03.480
<v Speaker 2>I was fired from that I was at for like

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<v Speaker 2>a week. I I don't think I've ever had a

0:24:07.240 --> 0:24:09.199
<v Speaker 2>job for like more than I don't think I've been

0:24:09.240 --> 0:24:10.280
<v Speaker 2>at a job for a year.

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<v Speaker 4>Ever, every job I've ever had has been like for

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<v Speaker 4>less than that. Because you know, a client said, or.

0:24:18.359 --> 0:24:22.399
<v Speaker 3>You're late all the time, usually your lateness, bitch, No,

0:24:22.640 --> 0:24:24.760
<v Speaker 3>since it was a combination of lateness and attitude.

0:24:24.800 --> 0:24:26.159
<v Speaker 2>Honestly so it was.

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<v Speaker 8>Or one time to my manager, I asked her a question,

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<v Speaker 8>and I go, well, you're the manager, so why don't

0:24:30.600 --> 0:24:33.160
<v Speaker 8>you know this? And I was like, obviously a problem.

0:24:33.320 --> 0:24:35.919
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I definitely don't want to be here if you're

0:24:35.960 --> 0:24:36.720
<v Speaker 3>saying things like that.

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<v Speaker 8>The one time I got fired, I was supposed to

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<v Speaker 8>clean the floor of the gym and then the owner

0:24:42.040 --> 0:24:43.880
<v Speaker 8>slipped and he was like, you have to go.

0:24:44.080 --> 0:24:52.800
<v Speaker 5>He's like, what did you use tapes?

0:24:53.920 --> 0:24:57.760
<v Speaker 4>Did you not put one of those little yellow questions?

0:25:00.240 --> 0:25:03.960
<v Speaker 2>That was like, also, if a ground is that slippery,

0:25:04.160 --> 0:25:07.880
<v Speaker 2>that means you saw it before you walked on it, right,

0:25:09.000 --> 0:25:09.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:25:09.560 --> 0:25:11.080
<v Speaker 8>But he sat me down and he was like, you

0:25:11.080 --> 0:25:12.480
<v Speaker 8>know this is it's gonna work out.

0:25:12.840 --> 0:25:14.360
<v Speaker 5>He was like a personal.

0:25:14.000 --> 0:25:17.040
<v Speaker 8>Training gym and Natalie and I don't work out, Like,

0:25:17.080 --> 0:25:18.600
<v Speaker 8>why would you work at a gym if you don't

0:25:18.600 --> 0:25:18.960
<v Speaker 8>work out?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, that don't say that for the gym,

0:25:21.680 --> 0:25:22.680
<v Speaker 3>for the check oh.

0:25:22.680 --> 0:25:25.119
<v Speaker 8>But I just feel because when you work at a

0:25:25.119 --> 0:25:27.080
<v Speaker 8>hair salon, you have to that's it. I also got

0:25:27.119 --> 0:25:30.080
<v Speaker 8>tired of having to like put on makeup and represent

0:25:30.240 --> 0:25:32.919
<v Speaker 8>the hair careens, the products.

0:25:33.960 --> 0:25:34.840
<v Speaker 2>Listen sis.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been to many a hair salon, and in my experience,

0:25:37.160 --> 0:25:39.480
<v Speaker 4>the people who do the best hair are the people

0:25:39.560 --> 0:25:41.240
<v Speaker 4>whose hair usually looks the worst.

0:25:41.400 --> 0:25:43.280
<v Speaker 2>Really you get to this when you go to the

0:25:43.280 --> 0:25:43.879
<v Speaker 2>weak place.

0:25:44.040 --> 0:25:44.399
<v Speaker 1>Yes.

0:25:44.640 --> 0:25:46.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if they're doing their hair, they don't have any

0:25:46.720 --> 0:25:49.000
<v Speaker 3>more energy for you because they already did it for

0:25:49.040 --> 0:25:49.360
<v Speaker 3>the day.

0:25:50.240 --> 0:25:50.480
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:25:50.560 --> 0:25:51.919
<v Speaker 2>Right, If they're doing their hair, that means that they

0:25:51.960 --> 0:25:54.560
<v Speaker 2>don't have enough clients during the week they have time

0:25:54.680 --> 0:25:57.000
<v Speaker 2>to do their hair. I need you to be I

0:25:57.040 --> 0:25:58.960
<v Speaker 2>need a wrap. I need the weed to be a

0:25:59.080 --> 0:26:01.400
<v Speaker 2>little bit crooked. I need you to.

0:26:01.359 --> 0:26:03.159
<v Speaker 5>Be a little bit of a hot mess for me

0:26:03.200 --> 0:26:03.880
<v Speaker 5>to be comfort.

0:26:03.760 --> 0:26:06.280
<v Speaker 3>Love a loose, messy ponytail, like kind of like what

0:26:06.359 --> 0:26:07.320
<v Speaker 3>you got going on, Lisa.

0:26:07.400 --> 0:26:07.919
<v Speaker 2>That's how you.

0:26:08.040 --> 0:26:10.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm sure you can lay my wig down properly.

0:26:12.280 --> 0:26:14.879
<v Speaker 8>I still don't fully understand what edges are, and people

0:26:14.960 --> 0:26:17.280
<v Speaker 8>keep is explaining it and I just don't understand.

0:26:17.560 --> 0:26:20.760
<v Speaker 3>That's problematic, pandemic to Google.

0:26:22.680 --> 0:26:25.359
<v Speaker 8>I Google, I read about it, I see the picture

0:26:25.359 --> 0:26:28.000
<v Speaker 8>of the pictures, and I just am like, I just

0:26:28.040 --> 0:26:28.680
<v Speaker 8>don't get it.

0:26:30.280 --> 0:26:32.640
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I have the same problem because that just constantly

0:26:32.640 --> 0:26:34.719
<v Speaker 6>gets brought up on this podcast. And I was on

0:26:34.760 --> 0:26:36.359
<v Speaker 6>the subway the other day and I feel like I

0:26:36.400 --> 0:26:41.399
<v Speaker 6>saw someone with really bad they look like it's just

0:26:41.480 --> 0:26:44.000
<v Speaker 6>it was like, okay, so they have like their hair

0:26:44.119 --> 0:26:46.879
<v Speaker 6>slipped back. But then they had like it was like

0:26:47.119 --> 0:26:50.040
<v Speaker 6>very like crumbly hair.

0:26:52.520 --> 0:26:55.320
<v Speaker 3>We're gonna have to take that off of You're gonna

0:26:55.320 --> 0:26:57.000
<v Speaker 3>have to edit that out.

0:26:57.080 --> 0:26:59.399
<v Speaker 2>Leave it in there, crumbling meaning look like tackle me.

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<v Speaker 6>No it wasn't, No, it wasn't. It wasn't.

0:27:03.080 --> 0:27:05.400
<v Speaker 3>I want no parts.

0:27:05.000 --> 0:27:09.600
<v Speaker 6>It was like a crinkled like bar code. I want

0:27:09.640 --> 0:27:14.840
<v Speaker 6>to you know, like a bar code. But just like like.

0:27:15.480 --> 0:27:18.800
<v Speaker 2>You're talking about baby hairs. Okay, so okay, okay, that's okay,

0:27:18.840 --> 0:27:21.199
<v Speaker 2>that's not baby hairs is different than edges. But some

0:27:21.240 --> 0:27:23.600
<v Speaker 2>people they don't have any edges, so they called them

0:27:23.640 --> 0:27:28.560
<v Speaker 2>into baby hairs. Yes, me and Marie don't have great

0:27:28.560 --> 0:27:29.560
<v Speaker 2>examples of either.

0:27:29.720 --> 0:27:32.080
<v Speaker 5>So I have a messter.

0:27:33.600 --> 0:27:35.919
<v Speaker 2>So you speak for yourself, Beach. Look at this. This

0:27:35.960 --> 0:27:38.080
<v Speaker 2>is my edges, right, you see that. You see this

0:27:38.160 --> 0:27:41.119
<v Speaker 2>right here, I'm gonna need a magnifying glass.

0:27:41.160 --> 0:27:47.359
<v Speaker 4>I can't you need a manify glass for yourself, Beach anyway, anyway,

0:27:47.440 --> 0:27:48.800
<v Speaker 4>get back to this murder.

0:27:49.040 --> 0:27:51.320
<v Speaker 8>But I would like to say I was amazing at

0:27:51.320 --> 0:27:54.439
<v Speaker 8>scheduling appointments, and if you were a good client, I

0:27:54.480 --> 0:27:57.680
<v Speaker 8>would move things around, switch a lot, like I would

0:27:57.680 --> 0:27:59.040
<v Speaker 8>go out of my way to make sure you got

0:27:59.080 --> 0:28:01.359
<v Speaker 8>your roots done and stuff. But if you were a Mitch,

0:28:01.600 --> 0:28:03.560
<v Speaker 8>there's no way I'm going out of my way. She's

0:28:03.600 --> 0:28:04.200
<v Speaker 8>not available.

0:28:04.240 --> 0:28:07.760
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, yeah, she's she's booked till February.

0:28:07.800 --> 0:28:09.960
<v Speaker 5>But if you were good, I'd be like, don't worry,

0:28:09.960 --> 0:28:11.399
<v Speaker 5>I'll get you in. And I would.

0:28:12.000 --> 0:28:14.280
<v Speaker 8>I'd be like, hey, can you come in fifteen minutes early?

0:28:14.680 --> 0:28:16.520
<v Speaker 8>And the best part about being a slong reception. And

0:28:16.560 --> 0:28:18.600
<v Speaker 8>I don't know why I turned into this, but people

0:28:18.680 --> 0:28:20.720
<v Speaker 8>know you're in charge of their money, so they're.

0:28:20.640 --> 0:28:23.000
<v Speaker 5>So good to you. They're like, oh, let me do

0:28:23.000 --> 0:28:25.280
<v Speaker 5>your makeup before you go out, you know, and that

0:28:25.400 --> 0:28:25.760
<v Speaker 5>was great.

0:28:25.880 --> 0:28:30.160
<v Speaker 2>I love that. I love you know. Before the pandemic,

0:28:30.480 --> 0:28:32.639
<v Speaker 2>there was a sephore that I would go to and

0:28:32.680 --> 0:28:35.919
<v Speaker 2>there was a girl who she was like she was mixed,

0:28:36.520 --> 0:28:37.800
<v Speaker 2>but every time I came in, she was like, you're

0:28:37.840 --> 0:28:39.960
<v Speaker 2>the same complexion as my mom, and I just want

0:28:39.960 --> 0:28:41.880
<v Speaker 2>to do your makeup and she would just like play

0:28:41.920 --> 0:28:44.160
<v Speaker 2>with my face. And then I would go to like

0:28:44.280 --> 0:28:46.520
<v Speaker 2>dates and stuff after did she do a good job?

0:28:46.560 --> 0:28:48.320
<v Speaker 2>Miss that girl? She would always do a good job

0:28:48.360 --> 0:28:51.320
<v Speaker 2>because she, you know, I was basically her mom.

0:28:52.880 --> 0:28:55.680
<v Speaker 8>Okay, so four right now, I've waited out in line

0:28:55.720 --> 0:28:57.400
<v Speaker 8>and you tell them what they you want and they

0:28:57.440 --> 0:28:59.240
<v Speaker 8>go get it for you, and then you just come in,

0:28:59.320 --> 0:29:00.200
<v Speaker 8>grab it and pay.

0:29:01.120 --> 0:29:02.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh there is four about me.

0:29:02.720 --> 0:29:04.160
<v Speaker 4>I went in there to pick up one item and

0:29:04.160 --> 0:29:06.200
<v Speaker 4>they're like, we don't carry that brand. And I was like, what,

0:29:06.440 --> 0:29:07.480
<v Speaker 4>It's on the website and.

0:29:07.440 --> 0:29:09.160
<v Speaker 3>She was like, that's where you can get and play

0:29:09.200 --> 0:29:11.240
<v Speaker 3>with the makeup. What Why the fuck would I go

0:29:11.280 --> 0:29:14.520
<v Speaker 3>into there? Like the whole purpose is to try on stuff.

0:29:14.560 --> 0:29:17.960
<v Speaker 3>It's I need samples. I'm not buying anything that I

0:29:18.000 --> 0:29:18.720
<v Speaker 3>can't try on.

0:29:19.480 --> 0:29:21.880
<v Speaker 8>I am about you, guys. You may have fun, you

0:29:21.920 --> 0:29:24.040
<v Speaker 8>may you have fun with your makeup. I'm consistent. I've

0:29:24.040 --> 0:29:25.920
<v Speaker 8>been using the same products for years.

0:29:26.880 --> 0:29:30.920
<v Speaker 2>That's unfortunate, but I love that for you. Wow, it's

0:29:30.960 --> 0:29:31.680
<v Speaker 2>something that works.

0:29:31.720 --> 0:29:34.120
<v Speaker 8>That's the Twitter game. What sounds like a compliment, but

0:29:34.240 --> 0:29:34.880
<v Speaker 8>isn't that?

0:29:35.200 --> 0:29:35.360
<v Speaker 6>Is that?

0:29:36.040 --> 0:29:38.920
<v Speaker 2>And truly Sydney is Queen of sounds like a compliment,

0:29:38.960 --> 0:29:42.720
<v Speaker 2>but it is not. So I know that firsthand. So

0:29:43.200 --> 0:29:45.000
<v Speaker 2>we don't really have to dwell on that. I know

0:29:45.040 --> 0:29:47.840
<v Speaker 2>what you mean. Okay, so when is your birthday?

0:29:47.960 --> 0:29:50.240
<v Speaker 5>Oh, we're gonna do the verse? Okay, No, just I

0:29:50.240 --> 0:29:51.920
<v Speaker 5>mean I just want to.

0:29:51.800 --> 0:29:56.160
<v Speaker 8>August thirty first and the and I have another virgo

0:29:56.440 --> 0:30:00.720
<v Speaker 8>born on my day is Richard gear and he, you know,

0:30:00.800 --> 0:30:01.720
<v Speaker 8>put a Gerbil.

0:30:01.400 --> 0:30:02.920
<v Speaker 5>In his butt. Back to butt talks.

0:30:03.120 --> 0:30:07.000
<v Speaker 2>What Richard Gerbil in his Richard Gerbil in his butt?

0:30:07.000 --> 0:30:07.200
<v Speaker 5>Wait?

0:30:07.280 --> 0:30:08.800
<v Speaker 2>Why did he do that?

0:30:08.800 --> 0:30:10.840
<v Speaker 5>That's like a rumor that he liked the way it felt.

0:30:11.000 --> 0:30:12.200
<v Speaker 6>You know why he did that?

0:30:12.480 --> 0:30:14.440
<v Speaker 2>I mean, well, he did that so it could tickle

0:30:14.480 --> 0:30:19.800
<v Speaker 2>his roth steak like I do that.

0:30:20.920 --> 0:30:22.720
<v Speaker 6>You're the one that one wants to see a second

0:30:22.720 --> 0:30:24.040
<v Speaker 6>buttthole on zoom.

0:30:24.840 --> 0:30:26.480
<v Speaker 2>You can't talk about it not show it.

0:30:27.040 --> 0:30:28.800
<v Speaker 4>Okay, those are those are two butt things that I

0:30:28.840 --> 0:30:30.680
<v Speaker 4>want to see on the zume. I want to see

0:30:30.760 --> 0:30:32.440
<v Speaker 4>a second buttthole and I want to see a gerbil

0:30:32.440 --> 0:30:32.880
<v Speaker 4>going to something.

0:30:32.880 --> 0:30:37.160
<v Speaker 8>Because I think he's ever denied it publicly. I don't

0:30:37.160 --> 0:30:38.320
<v Speaker 8>think he's ever denied it.

0:30:39.200 --> 0:30:42.000
<v Speaker 4>Well, I think it's wild because it's a rumor. Andrew,

0:30:42.040 --> 0:30:43.000
<v Speaker 4>had you'd heard this.

0:30:42.920 --> 0:30:45.480
<v Speaker 6>From before I had heard this? Yeah, I completely forgot

0:30:45.480 --> 0:30:47.000
<v Speaker 6>about this repressed.

0:30:47.200 --> 0:30:49.280
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Sidney, you might have heard about this and forgot

0:30:49.440 --> 0:30:50.760
<v Speaker 2>that this is something that I heard about. When I

0:30:51.000 --> 0:30:52.640
<v Speaker 2>want to say, when I was in like second grade.

0:30:53.080 --> 0:30:55.880
<v Speaker 2>People have just always this thing has always been kind

0:30:55.880 --> 0:30:58.240
<v Speaker 2>of like a urban, urban legend.

0:30:58.360 --> 0:31:02.960
<v Speaker 3>I missed, I missed the mark. I'm sorry, Oh my god,

0:31:03.280 --> 0:31:03.920
<v Speaker 3>I saw your.

0:31:05.800 --> 0:31:08.200
<v Speaker 2>Allegedly he went to the hospital and they had to

0:31:08.240 --> 0:31:11.800
<v Speaker 2>pull the dribble. Is that what the story is that?

0:31:13.960 --> 0:31:15.800
<v Speaker 5>Looking it up? I think he's looking at it looks.

0:31:15.640 --> 0:31:16.840
<v Speaker 6>Like, yeah, I'm looking it up.

0:31:17.080 --> 0:31:20.920
<v Speaker 5>Yes, I do have a sweet Richard Gear story.

0:31:21.200 --> 0:31:24.200
<v Speaker 8>But so my mom when she left Russia to America,

0:31:24.280 --> 0:31:26.280
<v Speaker 8>her friends were all like, in America, You're going to

0:31:26.320 --> 0:31:29.560
<v Speaker 8>be around celebrities and movie stars, like, good.

0:31:29.480 --> 0:31:30.520
<v Speaker 5>Luck in America.

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<v Speaker 8>And then while when I was in high school, we

0:31:33.040 --> 0:31:35.000
<v Speaker 8>went to the Oprah Show and it was for the

0:31:35.040 --> 0:31:37.600
<v Speaker 8>movie Shall We Dance? So it is Richard Gear, Susan

0:31:37.640 --> 0:31:39.640
<v Speaker 8>Strand and Jalo were the guests, and we were standing

0:31:39.680 --> 0:31:42.920
<v Speaker 8>in line outside and he drove by in a car

0:31:42.920 --> 0:31:45.680
<v Speaker 8>and waved to us, and my mom was like, finally

0:31:45.800 --> 0:31:48.320
<v Speaker 8>after all these years, and it meant like a lot

0:31:48.360 --> 0:31:49.840
<v Speaker 8>to her to see Richard Gere.

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<v Speaker 6>It is an urban legend. This stirple uh fiasco with

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<v Speaker 6>Richard Gere is what a lot of websites the smoke,

0:31:57.960 --> 0:32:01.840
<v Speaker 6>there's fire exactly, And I'm gonna choose to believe it happened.

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<v Speaker 2>How old is Richard Elizabeth?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh gosh, let's.

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<v Speaker 5>See, I'm gonna guess sixty four.

0:32:08.400 --> 0:32:11.600
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, he's he's on the truth. He is seventy he

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<v Speaker 6>is seventy one.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow. Yeah, that was a Price of Bright moment.

0:32:17.840 --> 0:32:20.600
<v Speaker 2>That was Yeah, what was the last Big Bob One?

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<v Speaker 2>If I ever meet Richard gear I'm going to ask

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<v Speaker 2>him about the dribbling.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, like, how does a rumor like that even start?

0:32:28.000 --> 0:32:30.440
<v Speaker 6>You know, like that seems way too specific to not

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<v Speaker 6>be true.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, exactly, I met him before, and he he was

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<v Speaker 3>he's a.

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<v Speaker 2>Better look at second but hole scene.

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<v Speaker 3>No, when I saw him, he he looked he looked

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<v Speaker 3>tired or weathered or something. I don't know what was

0:32:46.080 --> 0:32:49.840
<v Speaker 3>going on, but he definitely looked better on camera, but

0:32:50.160 --> 0:32:52.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm sure everybody does. He was very nice though. He

0:32:52.960 --> 0:32:56.160
<v Speaker 3>has he has beautiful eyes. I like that he has

0:32:56.200 --> 0:32:57.040
<v Speaker 3>like Drew by Lid's.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh that's another their insult.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks Trager, thank you for hearing the shade and receiving

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<v Speaker 4>it looks like he's missing.

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<v Speaker 5>Never mind.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so baby cakes, So wait, have you always been

0:33:16.120 --> 0:33:20.520
<v Speaker 3>into like murder or murder mysteries or shows with murder.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>When I was in junior high I got my dream

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<v Speaker 8>was to be a forensic pathologist.

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<v Speaker 2>No way.

0:33:26.880 --> 0:33:28.600
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, like I would get all the books of the

0:33:28.640 --> 0:33:31.760
<v Speaker 8>psychologists that would be in with the criminals. And I

0:33:31.800 --> 0:33:36.080
<v Speaker 8>love James Patterson books at the time and detectives. And

0:33:36.480 --> 0:33:37.920
<v Speaker 8>then I was like, I don't want to be in

0:33:37.960 --> 0:33:39.760
<v Speaker 8>a jail all day. That's like a sad life. Like

0:33:39.800 --> 0:33:40.800
<v Speaker 8>I'm too happy for that.

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<v Speaker 2>What is a forensic pathologist?

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<v Speaker 8>So my favorite one is doctor Michael batt Well, he's

0:33:46.400 --> 0:33:48.480
<v Speaker 8>more signed. I would be a forensic psychologist, that was

0:33:48.520 --> 0:33:52.480
<v Speaker 8>the dream. But pathologist what my doctor Michael Baden of

0:33:52.640 --> 0:33:55.880
<v Speaker 8>HBO's Autopsy always says, it's like the way the dead

0:33:55.960 --> 0:33:58.280
<v Speaker 8>communicate with the living, and it's like.

0:33:58.280 --> 0:34:00.000
<v Speaker 2>You need to watch all the time.

0:34:00.400 --> 0:34:02.480
<v Speaker 5>He's amazing. He's still alive. He's in New York.

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<v Speaker 8>He's in his eighties, Okay, yeah, and he it's basically

0:34:06.640 --> 0:34:14.040
<v Speaker 8>like evidence, bones, hair details, fibers, the science of catching killers.

0:34:14.080 --> 0:34:17.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I love the science.

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<v Speaker 4>Of but I also feel like, like when I was little,

0:34:20.440 --> 0:34:24.640
<v Speaker 4>my mom used to always say, people like psychiatrists and

0:34:24.680 --> 0:34:28.440
<v Speaker 4>psychologists people who work with crazy people become crazy themselves.

0:34:28.719 --> 0:34:31.439
<v Speaker 2>So in my mind. By that logic, people who work

0:34:31.480 --> 0:34:35.640
<v Speaker 2>with murderers or explore murder also become murderers too, So

0:34:36.520 --> 0:34:39.120
<v Speaker 2>that was kind of like what my thought process was

0:34:39.160 --> 0:34:44.360
<v Speaker 2>about that. But I've always been fascinated by like serial killers,

0:34:44.360 --> 0:34:46.319
<v Speaker 2>Like that is the type of murder that's always been

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<v Speaker 2>like interesting to me.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, yeah, do you guys you know the movie conn

0:34:49.440 --> 0:34:53.160
<v Speaker 8>Air Steve Buscemi. In the movie, he says, you know,

0:34:53.280 --> 0:34:56.319
<v Speaker 8>crimes of necessity aren't as fun, like the greats are

0:34:56.360 --> 0:34:59.720
<v Speaker 8>always the greats and quotes are always like crimes of passion.

0:35:00.000 --> 0:35:03.319
<v Speaker 5>Serial killers it's like their hobby. They love it.

0:35:04.640 --> 0:35:07.200
<v Speaker 4>I mean, I need to pick up some new hobby.

0:35:07.360 --> 0:35:09.920
<v Speaker 4>But I was always fascinated by female serial killers.

0:35:09.920 --> 0:35:11.680
<v Speaker 2>And they call them black widow.

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<v Speaker 8>There's not a lot, but I think women are better

0:35:14.040 --> 0:35:15.719
<v Speaker 8>at getting away with it, to be honest. I think

0:35:15.719 --> 0:35:18.840
<v Speaker 8>they use more like plants and herbs and make poisons.

0:35:19.080 --> 0:35:22.160
<v Speaker 8>Even the women that eventually got caught by poisoning their husbands.

0:35:22.640 --> 0:35:25.520
<v Speaker 8>Like they changed the way car fluids made. They were

0:35:25.600 --> 0:35:29.160
<v Speaker 8>killing everyone with the freeze. What is anti anti freeze?

0:35:29.480 --> 0:35:32.080
<v Speaker 3>And it's like it's such a slow death. It's like

0:35:32.080 --> 0:35:35.960
<v Speaker 3>they're slowly they gotta wait around for like you know,

0:35:36.280 --> 0:35:39.160
<v Speaker 3>one to six months for someone to die.

0:35:40.280 --> 0:35:42.240
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, the women don't get caught.

0:35:42.520 --> 0:35:44.920
<v Speaker 2>Really, I think the women don't get caught.

0:35:44.920 --> 0:35:49.120
<v Speaker 4>I think until their like third husband dies and then

0:35:49.160 --> 0:35:52.440
<v Speaker 4>somebody's like, wait a minute.

0:35:52.560 --> 0:35:57.800
<v Speaker 3>He just disappeared, or or Carol Baskin or.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, that's another tip I'd like to say, if you

0:36:02.800 --> 0:36:06.279
<v Speaker 8>want to if nobody no case, they need to find

0:36:06.320 --> 0:36:09.760
<v Speaker 8>the body to charge you. And so if they can't

0:36:09.880 --> 0:36:12.640
<v Speaker 8>tell you the day and time you did it, or

0:36:12.680 --> 0:36:16.839
<v Speaker 8>if there's nobody, they can't prove anything in court allegedly.

0:36:17.080 --> 0:36:21.520
<v Speaker 3>Allegedly that's what they say. And don't take our word

0:36:21.600 --> 0:36:23.200
<v Speaker 3>for it because we don't know.

0:36:23.280 --> 0:36:24.240
<v Speaker 5>Don't kill anybody.

0:36:24.320 --> 0:36:26.320
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's this podcast.

0:36:26.440 --> 0:36:29.160
<v Speaker 8>Well I learned that from I learned that from the

0:36:29.160 --> 0:36:32.359
<v Speaker 8>case one of the Casey Anthony documentaries, because that's how

0:36:32.360 --> 0:36:34.719
<v Speaker 8>she got away with it, because everyone knew she killed

0:36:34.719 --> 0:36:35.200
<v Speaker 8>that baby.

0:36:36.040 --> 0:36:37.400
<v Speaker 2>Wait, they never found her daughter.

0:36:37.520 --> 0:36:40.440
<v Speaker 8>They found like pieces, but because of the Florida weather,

0:36:40.600 --> 0:36:43.200
<v Speaker 8>she disintegrated. So it was just like a skull, like

0:36:43.239 --> 0:36:45.919
<v Speaker 8>there wasn't a full body, and they could never prove

0:36:46.000 --> 0:36:46.800
<v Speaker 8>the day and time.

0:36:47.360 --> 0:36:50.320
<v Speaker 4>They just couldn't hold on. Casey Anthony is the one

0:36:50.960 --> 0:36:51.719
<v Speaker 4>that did well?

0:36:51.840 --> 0:36:52.760
<v Speaker 2>Was it Hillary Duff?

0:36:52.920 --> 0:36:56.439
<v Speaker 5>Yes, yes, yes, that's right. In the SVU Hillary Duff

0:36:56.440 --> 0:36:57.120
<v Speaker 5>player in.

0:36:57.320 --> 0:36:59.840
<v Speaker 4>SVU, she was I just wanted to go to Coachella,

0:37:00.760 --> 0:37:03.799
<v Speaker 4>and it was like it was like meat deli meat

0:37:03.880 --> 0:37:05.280
<v Speaker 4>spilled in the trunk or something.

0:37:05.320 --> 0:37:07.040
<v Speaker 2>And she was like, that's not my baby.

0:37:07.480 --> 0:37:10.120
<v Speaker 3>She said, ain't nobody baby gonna stop me from pussy

0:37:10.160 --> 0:37:11.320
<v Speaker 3>popping on a handstand.

0:37:11.440 --> 0:37:12.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm out of here.

0:37:13.719 --> 0:37:14.560
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, she was partying.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean, that's what all the new Nancy Grace and

0:37:16.400 --> 0:37:18.000
<v Speaker 8>all of them, that's what they got stuck on, like

0:37:18.200 --> 0:37:20.719
<v Speaker 8>chir baby's dead and she's dancing.

0:37:20.400 --> 0:37:26.680
<v Speaker 3>Well, you gotta you gotta dance the the the right away.

0:37:27.000 --> 0:37:28.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm so sad.

0:37:28.840 --> 0:37:31.319
<v Speaker 5>And she also what she did well.

0:37:31.400 --> 0:37:33.200
<v Speaker 8>And if you have to be a murderer, you have

0:37:33.239 --> 0:37:37.080
<v Speaker 8>to be a great actor and liar. You have to

0:37:37.120 --> 0:37:39.040
<v Speaker 8>be able to lie to the cops. You have to

0:37:39.120 --> 0:37:41.480
<v Speaker 8>act like you're sad. You really have to lay it

0:37:41.520 --> 0:37:41.960
<v Speaker 8>on thick.

0:37:42.120 --> 0:37:44.439
<v Speaker 3>And I will say that white women are really great

0:37:44.480 --> 0:37:48.480
<v Speaker 3>at that, yes, hands down historically.

0:37:48.640 --> 0:37:51.879
<v Speaker 4>Except for the white women that have committed murders that

0:37:51.960 --> 0:37:54.000
<v Speaker 4>we look at like, who was the one that they

0:37:54.040 --> 0:37:56.520
<v Speaker 4>said killed her roommate in Italy and she was doing

0:37:56.560 --> 0:37:59.480
<v Speaker 4>like cartwheels in the streets, Amanda.

0:38:01.080 --> 0:38:11.000
<v Speaker 9>They were like, okay, so so give us, give us

0:38:11.080 --> 0:38:13.080
<v Speaker 9>three tips on how to get away with murder.

0:38:13.880 --> 0:38:16.240
<v Speaker 8>Oh gosh, Well, you don't want to have a clear

0:38:16.320 --> 0:38:19.720
<v Speaker 8>motive and you need an alibi. You definitely need an alibi.

0:38:20.680 --> 0:38:22.320
<v Speaker 2>But like what's a good alibi?

0:38:22.360 --> 0:38:25.440
<v Speaker 3>Because saying you're having a friend that can say you

0:38:25.480 --> 0:38:27.160
<v Speaker 3>were here at all, that's not enough.

0:38:27.719 --> 0:38:30.640
<v Speaker 8>You want to study group, you want credit card receipts.

0:38:30.680 --> 0:38:32.200
<v Speaker 8>You want to be at a club, like, you want

0:38:32.200 --> 0:38:35.280
<v Speaker 8>to be somewhere a bingo tournament. That's great, it lasts

0:38:35.280 --> 0:38:36.879
<v Speaker 8>for hours, you know, lots of people.

0:38:36.880 --> 0:38:38.760
<v Speaker 2>You want a movie ticket.

0:38:39.120 --> 0:38:42.239
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, And like they're also if you're gonna make sure

0:38:42.280 --> 0:38:45.360
<v Speaker 8>there's no cameras everywhere, Like that's what people get caught

0:38:45.400 --> 0:38:49.880
<v Speaker 8>because like there's a camera at the bank, there's CCTV everywhere,

0:38:49.880 --> 0:38:52.120
<v Speaker 8>Like you have to make sure that there's no cameras

0:38:52.160 --> 0:38:55.040
<v Speaker 8>catching you. But also, I don't know how much people

0:38:55.080 --> 0:38:56.320
<v Speaker 8>actually investigate crime.

0:38:56.360 --> 0:38:59.000
<v Speaker 2>That's another thing, because they are lazy as hell.

0:38:59.040 --> 0:39:01.880
<v Speaker 3>They know how long it takes to actually get to

0:39:01.920 --> 0:39:02.920
<v Speaker 3>the bottom of something.

0:39:03.719 --> 0:39:06.359
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, because a lot of the cases that I've been

0:39:06.480 --> 0:39:10.120
<v Speaker 8>researching it's really horrific. It's like the women escape, they

0:39:10.120 --> 0:39:11.759
<v Speaker 8>go to the cops, and the cops like you're kind

0:39:11.800 --> 0:39:13.759
<v Speaker 8>of a slug and you're like drugs, We don't believe you,

0:39:14.200 --> 0:39:18.120
<v Speaker 8>and so all like people keep killing because these cops

0:39:18.200 --> 0:39:20.240
<v Speaker 8>just don't believe women.

0:39:20.760 --> 0:39:23.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well that's the thing about the stuff that we

0:39:23.360 --> 0:39:26.760
<v Speaker 2>watch because you know your Door and Olivia Benson, Elliott Stabler,

0:39:26.880 --> 0:39:28.520
<v Speaker 2>Captain Craigan, you know Toutula.

0:39:28.680 --> 0:39:29.800
<v Speaker 5>We love the fantasy.

0:39:29.880 --> 0:39:33.200
<v Speaker 4>But right, but in all of the things that we

0:39:33.280 --> 0:39:38.520
<v Speaker 4>watch about cops, they saw the case every hour or

0:39:38.560 --> 0:39:40.600
<v Speaker 4>some episodes are to be continued, and you're like, oh

0:39:41.719 --> 0:39:44.359
<v Speaker 4>it wasn't. Oh I love a good to be continued. Yeah,

0:39:44.360 --> 0:39:46.560
<v Speaker 4>but if you if you watch, can you hear me?

0:39:47.719 --> 0:39:50.360
<v Speaker 5>Yeah? But now your parents, when you watch.

0:39:50.280 --> 0:39:52.920
<v Speaker 3>First forty eight, a lot of the things are not

0:39:53.239 --> 0:39:58.600
<v Speaker 3>getting sawd they show you, especially Florida, Oh Florida, that's

0:39:58.680 --> 0:40:04.920
<v Speaker 3>little little Haiti, Little Haley, Little Haiti in Miami. Would

0:40:05.120 --> 0:40:06.919
<v Speaker 3>none of the cases would get solved because they would

0:40:06.960 --> 0:40:10.080
<v Speaker 3>burn the car, burn the body. They would do everything

0:40:10.120 --> 0:40:13.440
<v Speaker 3>in broad daylight, and nobody would want to come and

0:40:13.480 --> 0:40:15.480
<v Speaker 3>say that they say this to anything.

0:40:17.440 --> 0:40:19.440
<v Speaker 4>Well, that's the difference and I think you have a

0:40:19.520 --> 0:40:21.120
<v Speaker 4>joke about this, Lisa that used to do.

0:40:21.280 --> 0:40:24.720
<v Speaker 2>But like most of the cops that are actually cops

0:40:24.800 --> 0:40:27.400
<v Speaker 2>in real life, they're not solving cases.

0:40:27.880 --> 0:40:32.120
<v Speaker 4>They don't these detected what No, they're they're eating donuts

0:40:32.400 --> 0:40:33.920
<v Speaker 4>and planting guns.

0:40:34.160 --> 0:40:37.920
<v Speaker 2>They're not like doing the actual to solve this.

0:40:38.160 --> 0:40:41.280
<v Speaker 8>And if you watch forensic files, like usually the crimes

0:40:41.280 --> 0:40:44.560
<v Speaker 8>that get solved are the tiniest towns ever they have

0:40:44.640 --> 0:40:46.840
<v Speaker 8>all this time, Like I would hate to need I

0:40:46.880 --> 0:40:48.919
<v Speaker 8>would hate to need an ambulance in New York City.

0:40:49.000 --> 0:40:50.920
<v Speaker 8>Like when you see cars not moving in the one

0:40:50.960 --> 0:40:53.720
<v Speaker 8>way streets, it's really New York's busy.

0:40:54.600 --> 0:40:55.120
<v Speaker 5>It sucks.

0:40:55.239 --> 0:40:58.200
<v Speaker 2>Listen, if I ever hurt myself, don't call an ambulance,

0:40:58.239 --> 0:40:59.319
<v Speaker 2>call me an uber. Thank you.

0:40:59.400 --> 0:41:01.960
<v Speaker 4>I will get there for twenty seven dollars instead of

0:41:02.280 --> 0:41:04.600
<v Speaker 4>thirty seven thousand, does but I will.

0:41:04.760 --> 0:41:07.360
<v Speaker 5>Sorry, No, I'm just saying I don't ever want to

0:41:07.360 --> 0:41:08.120
<v Speaker 5>be But.

0:41:08.080 --> 0:41:11.120
<v Speaker 8>Also with us, I do like that they make they

0:41:11.120 --> 0:41:13.360
<v Speaker 8>have bad cops on it too, and then like Benson

0:41:13.400 --> 0:41:15.319
<v Speaker 8>will fight them, like they're always like, oh, I'll get this.

0:41:15.480 --> 0:41:19.360
<v Speaker 8>The panty police over here, like there's always kind of dick.

0:41:19.200 --> 0:41:22.719
<v Speaker 5>Holes, which is nice that are like not believing it.

0:41:22.760 --> 0:41:26.520
<v Speaker 8>But it's really crazy how many horrible judges there are that,

0:41:26.640 --> 0:41:32.520
<v Speaker 8>let like, don't enforce restraining orders, and it's it's a system.

0:41:32.200 --> 0:41:34.399
<v Speaker 5>Built by a fucking disgusting man.

0:41:34.480 --> 0:41:35.840
<v Speaker 2>The whole thing is corrupt.

0:41:35.960 --> 0:41:38.879
<v Speaker 3>But the thing about New York is that you would

0:41:38.880 --> 0:41:41.560
<v Speaker 3>think that it's so big and it's so high in tech,

0:41:41.880 --> 0:41:45.319
<v Speaker 3>but a lot of the video doesn't work. The security

0:41:45.360 --> 0:41:49.279
<v Speaker 3>guard was sleeping, the neighbors were like, I didn't hear anything.

0:41:49.480 --> 0:41:52.160
<v Speaker 2>So it's just it's just really hard to get down

0:41:52.320 --> 0:41:54.040
<v Speaker 2>to the bottom of anything.

0:41:54.080 --> 0:41:58.320
<v Speaker 3>It's like, so this man was brutally beating this woman

0:41:58.400 --> 0:42:03.320
<v Speaker 3>to death and you're saying nobody heard anything. Meanwhile, I'm

0:42:03.400 --> 0:42:06.680
<v Speaker 3>having lesbian sex in LA and we're getting.

0:42:06.400 --> 0:42:09.760
<v Speaker 5>Notes that we're too lat Yeah, but that's nice.

0:42:10.440 --> 0:42:12.400
<v Speaker 2>Well that's because she was killing that poo, Okay.

0:42:16.920 --> 0:42:19.240
<v Speaker 4>But my thing is like, when you watch those shows

0:42:19.239 --> 0:42:22.799
<v Speaker 4>and the detectives are questioning neighbors and stuff, they're like, well,

0:42:22.800 --> 0:42:23.759
<v Speaker 4>what time did you hear that?

0:42:23.800 --> 0:42:27.560
<v Speaker 2>And they're like seventy.

0:42:26.080 --> 0:42:28.120
<v Speaker 4>I don't know what time it is, right, I don't

0:42:28.160 --> 0:42:31.120
<v Speaker 4>know what today I'm looking I'm looking at my laptop

0:42:31.160 --> 0:42:32.879
<v Speaker 4>and don't know what time like a bar time will

0:42:32.920 --> 0:42:35.120
<v Speaker 4>be like, oh yeah, she ordered a white wine and

0:42:35.200 --> 0:42:39.239
<v Speaker 4>had four of us, Like yeah, it's like girl, but

0:42:39.440 --> 0:42:40.480
<v Speaker 4>I actually am someone.

0:42:40.560 --> 0:42:44.240
<v Speaker 8>I am guilty of getting myself into business and trying

0:42:44.280 --> 0:42:46.200
<v Speaker 8>to call the authorities when I see something wrong and

0:42:46.200 --> 0:42:47.040
<v Speaker 8>they always fail me.

0:42:47.440 --> 0:42:49.840
<v Speaker 2>Lisa, why are you being a Karen? What happened?

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<v Speaker 8>I saw a man like there was like a limp

0:42:53.280 --> 0:42:57.480
<v Speaker 8>woman and she was being stuffed into a car in

0:42:57.480 --> 0:43:00.799
<v Speaker 8>a way that a trunk or a bank a backseat.

0:43:00.840 --> 0:43:03.640
<v Speaker 8>But it didn't seem like boyfriend my girlfriend's drunk energy.

0:43:03.719 --> 0:43:05.719
<v Speaker 8>It seemed fucked up. And there was two guys and

0:43:05.760 --> 0:43:07.759
<v Speaker 8>I was like, hey, what's going on? And he was

0:43:07.800 --> 0:43:10.439
<v Speaker 8>And if it was a boyfriend, you the boyfriend would

0:43:10.480 --> 0:43:13.319
<v Speaker 8>have been like, oh god, Stephanie's a fucking latch this again,

0:43:13.360 --> 0:43:14.759
<v Speaker 8>you know, and we would have had a banter. But

0:43:14.760 --> 0:43:16.400
<v Speaker 8>he was like mind your business, get the fuck, like

0:43:16.760 --> 0:43:19.960
<v Speaker 8>being argumentative, and she wasn't going in and he was

0:43:20.000 --> 0:43:21.360
<v Speaker 8>just being rough with her in a way I didn't like.

0:43:21.400 --> 0:43:21.799
<v Speaker 5>So I called.

0:43:21.800 --> 0:43:24.280
<v Speaker 8>This was in Grand Rapids and I called the police.

0:43:24.280 --> 0:43:27.359
<v Speaker 8>I did the license, I give everything. I waited they

0:43:27.360 --> 0:43:30.240
<v Speaker 8>wouldn't come. I tried chasing the car nothing. I couldn't

0:43:30.360 --> 0:43:30.719
<v Speaker 8>keep up.

0:43:30.960 --> 0:43:32.840
<v Speaker 4>You tried chasing the car, so you got in a

0:43:32.840 --> 0:43:35.720
<v Speaker 4>cab and you're like, though the car no, I was running.

0:43:35.760 --> 0:43:38.080
<v Speaker 2>Cat was like the cat was like I need an

0:43:38.120 --> 0:43:38.719
<v Speaker 2>adamss man.

0:43:39.000 --> 0:43:41.360
<v Speaker 8>I was also with I was with Shang Wang and

0:43:41.400 --> 0:43:42.960
<v Speaker 8>he was like, I guess I have to watch her

0:43:43.000 --> 0:43:44.520
<v Speaker 8>do this shit.

0:43:44.920 --> 0:43:47.600
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but it was fucked up and they never came.

0:43:47.640 --> 0:43:49.399
<v Speaker 8>And then one time I was driving and I saw

0:43:49.440 --> 0:43:53.120
<v Speaker 8>a man beating up two women and when I started

0:43:53.160 --> 0:43:55.120
<v Speaker 8>slowing down, he turned and screamed at me. So I

0:43:55.120 --> 0:43:57.359
<v Speaker 8>got nervous, so I drove a little and called book.

0:43:57.520 --> 0:43:59.720
<v Speaker 2>Okay, what was the ethnicity of this man?

0:44:00.719 --> 0:44:02.640
<v Speaker 5>White or Greek? Maybe Latino?

0:44:03.400 --> 0:44:03.959
<v Speaker 2>Oh? White?

0:44:04.080 --> 0:44:04.319
<v Speaker 5>White?

0:44:04.360 --> 0:44:09.440
<v Speaker 2>Yes? The first one word, wait, white or Greek like

0:44:11.040 --> 0:44:19.719
<v Speaker 2>the same thing. My big bet Greek wedding is thank

0:44:19.760 --> 0:44:21.840
<v Speaker 2>you for white or Greek or Latino?

0:44:22.120 --> 0:44:24.879
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Lisa, we know if we were going to ask

0:44:24.960 --> 0:44:27.360
<v Speaker 3>you as a witness, that wouldn't have goat, that wouldn't

0:44:27.360 --> 0:44:27.799
<v Speaker 3>have went through.

0:44:30.800 --> 0:44:32.799
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So you need to have a good alibi, you know.

0:44:32.920 --> 0:44:35.440
<v Speaker 5>I think, yeah, you want to make sure people.

0:44:35.560 --> 0:44:37.440
<v Speaker 8>But this is what always happens on those shows is

0:44:37.840 --> 0:44:40.160
<v Speaker 8>there's like always a break in twenty minutes where no

0:44:40.160 --> 0:44:42.040
<v Speaker 8>one saw them and it's enough time. So I don't

0:44:42.040 --> 0:44:46.400
<v Speaker 8>really know how to solve that kind of dilemma, but

0:44:46.600 --> 0:44:48.920
<v Speaker 8>you want to make sure there's cameras of you enjoying

0:44:49.000 --> 0:44:50.120
<v Speaker 8>things and you know.

0:44:51.680 --> 0:44:54.880
<v Speaker 2>And don't be caught in the supermarket buying a shovel

0:44:55.080 --> 0:44:55.720
<v Speaker 2>and a bag.

0:44:55.880 --> 0:44:58.520
<v Speaker 8>I was gonna say, leave town to do those things

0:44:59.080 --> 0:45:00.160
<v Speaker 8>like a lot of time.

0:45:00.440 --> 0:45:03.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh and pay cash, pay cash.

0:45:03.200 --> 0:45:05.359
<v Speaker 8>Or they'll go to a pawn shop a block from

0:45:05.440 --> 0:45:07.759
<v Speaker 8>their house to pawn a necklace. You know, like you

0:45:07.880 --> 0:45:11.720
<v Speaker 8>have to leave town. You can't be like leaving evidence

0:45:11.719 --> 0:45:12.439
<v Speaker 8>all over town.

0:45:13.400 --> 0:45:16.560
<v Speaker 4>Or they'll hold on to stuff, like they'll take something

0:45:16.719 --> 0:45:18.840
<v Speaker 4>from the scene and it'll be in their house on

0:45:18.880 --> 0:45:19.400
<v Speaker 4>their books.

0:45:19.400 --> 0:45:22.760
<v Speaker 8>Doctor Michael Baden always says that they always leave something

0:45:22.880 --> 0:45:27.239
<v Speaker 8>or take something. Yeah, there's it's very rare that they

0:45:27.239 --> 0:45:30.200
<v Speaker 8>don't because it's it's little things. I mean, those are

0:45:30.200 --> 0:45:32.439
<v Speaker 8>the best crimes that are solved forensic files. When it's

0:45:32.480 --> 0:45:36.080
<v Speaker 8>like one fiber of a pant on the body is

0:45:36.080 --> 0:45:37.640
<v Speaker 8>how they catch the person, or like.

0:45:38.200 --> 0:45:41.239
<v Speaker 3>Or the person had a cat and the cat there

0:45:41.360 --> 0:45:44.759
<v Speaker 3>was in the rug that they rolled the person up in.

0:45:45.239 --> 0:45:46.920
<v Speaker 8>Did you watch the one where he got a footprint

0:45:46.960 --> 0:45:52.040
<v Speaker 8>and a Hamburger bun. No, he was running away, his

0:45:52.440 --> 0:45:55.000
<v Speaker 8>foot stepped in a Hamburger bun and they had a

0:45:55.000 --> 0:45:57.399
<v Speaker 8>footprint in the Hamburger bun. And that's how the guy

0:45:57.440 --> 0:45:58.680
<v Speaker 8>got caught.

0:45:59.000 --> 0:46:03.759
<v Speaker 3>Okay, well here's murder, because Marie is just doing so

0:46:03.840 --> 0:46:04.440
<v Speaker 3>much murder.

0:46:04.719 --> 0:46:06.000
<v Speaker 5>I'm so excited that you were.

0:46:07.160 --> 0:46:09.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh I love it. But here's my top.

0:46:09.200 --> 0:46:12.919
<v Speaker 4>Don't wear your exclusive stuff to kill somebody because people

0:46:12.920 --> 0:46:15.400
<v Speaker 4>will be like, like the Hamburger footprint guy.

0:46:15.400 --> 0:46:17.680
<v Speaker 2>It will be like, well, these only one hundred pairs

0:46:17.680 --> 0:46:18.840
<v Speaker 2>of these shoes were made.

0:46:19.160 --> 0:46:19.680
<v Speaker 5>There was an.

0:46:19.600 --> 0:46:23.480
<v Speaker 2>Episode and he was barefoot.

0:46:23.880 --> 0:46:25.960
<v Speaker 5>They got he was in it. Yeah, and I guess

0:46:26.040 --> 0:46:29.960
<v Speaker 5>feetprints are like handprints. They're unique to the body.

0:46:30.080 --> 0:46:33.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know nobody has so Yeah that makes sense.

0:46:33.320 --> 0:46:36.720
<v Speaker 6>What was the thing with the finger and the Wendy's chili?

0:46:37.120 --> 0:46:40.279
<v Speaker 6>What happened there? Do you remember this?

0:46:40.719 --> 0:46:40.959
<v Speaker 4>Nuts?

0:46:41.520 --> 0:46:44.320
<v Speaker 6>Is that someone if someone went to Wendy's ordered to

0:46:44.440 --> 0:46:49.080
<v Speaker 6>chili and then they found a finger obviously cut off,

0:46:49.360 --> 0:46:52.920
<v Speaker 6>not attached to a person, and they're chili, thought that

0:46:53.000 --> 0:46:54.440
<v Speaker 6>you all would know more if.

0:46:54.280 --> 0:46:56.759
<v Speaker 3>It was good and the finger was in it would

0:46:56.760 --> 0:46:58.280
<v Speaker 3>be like what kind of person.

0:47:00.000 --> 0:47:02.200
<v Speaker 2>They put the hand hand.

0:47:04.880 --> 0:47:08.400
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but it's so funny in this story.

0:47:08.800 --> 0:47:19.200
<v Speaker 2>I've also never had fast food chili, So no any

0:47:19.200 --> 0:47:20.040
<v Speaker 2>more tips, Lisa.

0:47:21.080 --> 0:47:24.560
<v Speaker 8>Don't have like secret beliefs on the internet, you know, like,

0:47:24.719 --> 0:47:27.880
<v Speaker 8>don't like kill a bunch of people. Let's say a

0:47:28.040 --> 0:47:30.400
<v Speaker 8>bunch of Asian people and then have an anti Asian

0:47:30.440 --> 0:47:32.720
<v Speaker 8>website or something like that, Like you're.

0:47:32.560 --> 0:47:33.239
<v Speaker 5>All doing that.

0:47:34.080 --> 0:47:39.719
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, wow, Yeah, they'll like suddenly they're killing prostitutes and

0:47:39.760 --> 0:47:44.120
<v Speaker 8>they're like Bible thumping, prostitute hater, sex worker. I'm sorry Jesus,

0:47:44.239 --> 0:47:46.399
<v Speaker 8>but you.

0:47:46.360 --> 0:47:50.839
<v Speaker 2>Can't say prostitute anymore. Saying the word prostitute is that problematic?

0:47:51.360 --> 0:47:53.719
<v Speaker 2>It is, I think, so wait why.

0:47:54.040 --> 0:47:57.600
<v Speaker 5>I think it's sex worker? Okay, I don't know.

0:47:57.640 --> 0:48:00.319
<v Speaker 2>Interesting, maybe not, I don't know. I mean, okay.

0:48:00.640 --> 0:48:03.640
<v Speaker 8>I also want to say, don't tell anybody work alone,

0:48:04.640 --> 0:48:07.160
<v Speaker 8>because you don't want anyone flipping on you. And I

0:48:07.239 --> 0:48:10.040
<v Speaker 8>remember one time this guy I forgot his murder, but

0:48:10.080 --> 0:48:12.040
<v Speaker 8>he ended up telling his future wife and then they

0:48:12.080 --> 0:48:14.080
<v Speaker 8>got divorced, and she went right to the station and

0:48:14.120 --> 0:48:16.120
<v Speaker 8>told on him she was she.

0:48:16.120 --> 0:48:19.200
<v Speaker 3>Couldn't wait to get divorced because when you're married, then

0:48:19.239 --> 0:48:21.000
<v Speaker 3>there's a clause like you can't.

0:48:22.320 --> 0:48:23.000
<v Speaker 2>What is it? You can?

0:48:23.120 --> 0:48:24.200
<v Speaker 5>You just don't have to they can.

0:48:25.600 --> 0:48:28.319
<v Speaker 4>It's uh, I don't know what it's called, but it's

0:48:28.400 --> 0:48:33.160
<v Speaker 4>like it's like doctor client privilege, but like mad Right, Okay,

0:48:33.280 --> 0:48:37.759
<v Speaker 4>here's another murder chist. Don't use your cell phone where

0:48:37.800 --> 0:48:41.120
<v Speaker 4>you go dump the body, because when we use our phones,

0:48:41.239 --> 0:48:44.399
<v Speaker 4>the towers that are closest to our phones will tell

0:48:44.480 --> 0:48:46.520
<v Speaker 4>people exactly where we're at.

0:48:46.920 --> 0:48:50.759
<v Speaker 2>You got to get a burner phone. Yeah, And it's

0:48:50.760 --> 0:48:52.440
<v Speaker 2>like I thought that was something that like people more

0:48:52.440 --> 0:48:54.520
<v Speaker 2>people would know when people like send text messages and

0:48:54.520 --> 0:48:59.480
<v Speaker 2>they're like on my way.

0:48:57.760 --> 0:49:01.320
<v Speaker 3>King in Vegas, or though even take a picture of

0:49:01.400 --> 0:49:03.440
<v Speaker 3>the body, it's like, why is that on your phone?

0:49:03.520 --> 0:49:07.160
<v Speaker 2>Sir? I don't know. People are crazy.

0:49:07.400 --> 0:49:07.880
<v Speaker 5>And then.

0:49:10.800 --> 0:49:14.439
<v Speaker 8>Oh, if it's someone you love, don't impede the investigation.

0:49:14.640 --> 0:49:17.760
<v Speaker 8>You have to be as helpful as possible. Oh yeah,

0:49:18.120 --> 0:49:19.960
<v Speaker 8>I don't ever be like why are you looking at

0:49:19.960 --> 0:49:22.799
<v Speaker 8>my house? Because then maloney can be like, well, if

0:49:22.800 --> 0:49:26.120
<v Speaker 8>your son is missing, usually with you would help us.

0:49:26.160 --> 0:49:27.680
<v Speaker 5>Why are you being so defensive?

0:49:28.200 --> 0:49:28.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:49:28.360 --> 0:49:28.800
<v Speaker 5>I watched it.

0:49:30.040 --> 0:49:33.560
<v Speaker 3>I fell into this real like hole on YouTube and

0:49:33.600 --> 0:49:37.480
<v Speaker 3>it was like man kills wife and kids and this

0:49:37.520 --> 0:49:39.719
<v Speaker 3>is how you can tell in thirty minutes in the

0:49:39.840 --> 0:49:40.680
<v Speaker 3>interaction with.

0:49:40.640 --> 0:49:43.439
<v Speaker 2>The police that he was guilty. What was it? Okay,

0:49:43.800 --> 0:49:44.480
<v Speaker 2>he what did he do?

0:49:44.920 --> 0:49:48.720
<v Speaker 3>So the best friend was like, I haven't heard from

0:49:48.840 --> 0:49:52.239
<v Speaker 3>her in several hours and she was supposed to like

0:49:52.320 --> 0:49:54.480
<v Speaker 3>call me. And I was like, okay, well, that happens

0:49:54.520 --> 0:49:56.040
<v Speaker 3>to me and my friend all the time. I always

0:49:56.040 --> 0:49:58.160
<v Speaker 3>tell Marie, h call me when you get home. The

0:49:58.200 --> 0:49:59.399
<v Speaker 3>bitch never does, you know, and.

0:49:59.320 --> 0:50:05.400
<v Speaker 2>I and then I could be dead sleepy.

0:50:05.760 --> 0:50:08.360
<v Speaker 3>But this woman is like freaking out. She's knocking on

0:50:08.400 --> 0:50:10.760
<v Speaker 3>the door. She's like, you know, her car is still

0:50:10.760 --> 0:50:13.640
<v Speaker 3>in the driveway. So she's like, what what's up with

0:50:13.719 --> 0:50:16.120
<v Speaker 3>my friend? So she calls the cops. The cops come,

0:50:16.400 --> 0:50:17.239
<v Speaker 3>they're banging.

0:50:16.960 --> 0:50:18.839
<v Speaker 2>On the door. She she's like she wasn't feeling well.

0:50:18.880 --> 0:50:22.080
<v Speaker 3>I think she's diabetic too, so you know, she's really

0:50:22.120 --> 0:50:26.160
<v Speaker 3>alarming the people. And then the next door neighbor has

0:50:26.200 --> 0:50:29.000
<v Speaker 3>a camera, so they're like, let's check the camera to

0:50:29.080 --> 0:50:32.080
<v Speaker 3>see if she left or she came in or whatever.

0:50:32.120 --> 0:50:35.439
<v Speaker 3>And then they call the husband and the husband's like, okay,

0:50:35.480 --> 0:50:37.319
<v Speaker 3>I'm on my way, and so he keeps saying that

0:50:37.360 --> 0:50:39.719
<v Speaker 3>he's five minutes away, but this man doesn't show up

0:50:40.080 --> 0:50:44.319
<v Speaker 3>until like forty five minutes to an hour, right, and

0:50:44.360 --> 0:50:50.560
<v Speaker 3>so he comes he looks suspicious. He instead of like

0:50:50.560 --> 0:50:52.719
<v Speaker 3>like walking them into the house, he goes into the

0:50:52.719 --> 0:50:56.600
<v Speaker 3>house first by himself, so he's probably getting rid of

0:50:56.640 --> 0:50:59.080
<v Speaker 3>something or moving something around before they come in.

0:51:00.000 --> 0:51:01.160
<v Speaker 2>He's looking for blood splatter.

0:51:01.239 --> 0:51:03.759
<v Speaker 3>He's like, right, right, right. So the cops come in

0:51:03.920 --> 0:51:08.240
<v Speaker 3>and the best friend is more helpful than the husband.

0:51:08.719 --> 0:51:11.200
<v Speaker 3>They're like, do you think she could be here? He's like, nah,

0:51:11.600 --> 0:51:14.080
<v Speaker 3>I don't really think. So it's like, sir, where is

0:51:14.120 --> 0:51:16.680
<v Speaker 3>your wife and two kids? Are you not concerned?

0:51:17.080 --> 0:51:19.719
<v Speaker 2>Do you not care? And then the cop is like,

0:51:19.920 --> 0:51:21.400
<v Speaker 2>so were you guys having problems?

0:51:21.560 --> 0:51:24.480
<v Speaker 3>And once they ask you that whoop, they think you're

0:51:24.480 --> 0:51:25.400
<v Speaker 3>guilty as fuck?

0:51:25.719 --> 0:51:29.520
<v Speaker 2>Wait is this this? This is the documentary that's on Netflix? No, no, no.

0:51:29.640 --> 0:51:32.759
<v Speaker 3>This is just like on YouTube. It's like people who

0:51:33.000 --> 0:51:34.640
<v Speaker 3>show signs that they're guilty.

0:51:34.800 --> 0:51:35.920
<v Speaker 5>It's all that's the worst.

0:51:35.920 --> 0:51:38.279
<v Speaker 8>When you watch these friends, it's like, why don't you

0:51:38.360 --> 0:51:41.600
<v Speaker 8>just let get a divorce? It's so fucked up, Like

0:51:41.719 --> 0:51:45.600
<v Speaker 8>are they that angry narcissist where they always wanting to kill?

0:51:45.760 --> 0:51:48.440
<v Speaker 8>Like I just don't understand why you can't just separate.

0:51:48.560 --> 0:51:50.560
<v Speaker 8>What are you doing right?

0:51:50.640 --> 0:51:52.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, we're looking at you, Scott Peterson.

0:51:53.040 --> 0:51:57.160
<v Speaker 5>Is he still alive? Well, he's trying. No, he's trying

0:51:57.160 --> 0:52:00.560
<v Speaker 5>to appeal. He does. He won't admit it, he just won't.

0:52:00.719 --> 0:52:03.120
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, yes. But there is a series about a

0:52:03.200 --> 0:52:07.239
<v Speaker 2>guy who and it's like a you know, like a

0:52:07.280 --> 0:52:11.640
<v Speaker 2>documentary docuseries about this guy who like had like a

0:52:11.760 --> 0:52:14.200
<v Speaker 2>side chick or like a new girlfriend, and he was like,

0:52:14.200 --> 0:52:15.840
<v Speaker 2>I gotta get my wife out of the picture. And

0:52:15.880 --> 0:52:20.000
<v Speaker 2>it's like you could just leave, Yeah, pack pack your

0:52:20.120 --> 0:52:21.600
<v Speaker 2>Nike bag and go.

0:52:22.080 --> 0:52:24.680
<v Speaker 8>I mean, that's what's scary. It's like, what you fall

0:52:24.719 --> 0:52:26.919
<v Speaker 8>in love with this person and then they fucking kill

0:52:27.040 --> 0:52:29.120
<v Speaker 8>It's just like it's so scary to me.

0:52:29.680 --> 0:52:33.440
<v Speaker 3>But also it's a it's a life policy for me

0:52:33.719 --> 0:52:35.839
<v Speaker 3>that that really like throws me off.

0:52:35.920 --> 0:52:38.280
<v Speaker 2>It's like, oh the life the life insurance.

0:52:38.280 --> 0:52:40.759
<v Speaker 3>It's like, oh they took out Oh now, it's like

0:52:40.920 --> 0:52:43.440
<v Speaker 3>at a it's like at two million dollars all of

0:52:43.480 --> 0:52:44.319
<v Speaker 3>a sudden, it's like.

0:52:44.200 --> 0:52:48.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah, this sir did it. He did it. Yeah,

0:52:48.080 --> 0:52:49.520
<v Speaker 2>So how does life insurance work?

0:52:50.080 --> 0:52:52.120
<v Speaker 4>I'm paying in, but I'm not I don't have to

0:52:52.120 --> 0:52:55.000
<v Speaker 4>put a million dollars in, but I'm worth a million dollars.

0:52:55.040 --> 0:52:56.400
<v Speaker 5>Yeah if I die.

0:52:56.760 --> 0:53:01.879
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, it's usually I think for like, uh, to make

0:53:01.880 --> 0:53:04.759
<v Speaker 8>sure your family is taken care of. So if you're

0:53:04.880 --> 0:53:07.040
<v Speaker 8>like a breadwinner of the family or a doctor, you

0:53:07.080 --> 0:53:09.640
<v Speaker 8>make all this money and then God forbid something happens

0:53:09.680 --> 0:53:11.920
<v Speaker 8>to you, because of life insurance, your family will be

0:53:11.960 --> 0:53:12.359
<v Speaker 8>set up.

0:53:13.719 --> 0:53:16.399
<v Speaker 2>Okay, But now I heard a couple of years ago

0:53:16.520 --> 0:53:20.200
<v Speaker 2>or whatever it was, that j Lo insured her butt.

0:53:20.280 --> 0:53:20.880
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I don't know.

0:53:20.920 --> 0:53:23.160
<v Speaker 2>So now what happens she falls off her button, she

0:53:23.200 --> 0:53:25.160
<v Speaker 2>gets like a scratch on it, she gets a million dollars?

0:53:25.200 --> 0:53:25.799
<v Speaker 2>Like what does that?

0:53:25.840 --> 0:53:26.120
<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

0:53:26.360 --> 0:53:29.360
<v Speaker 8>People celebs like to like do that with their legs

0:53:29.360 --> 0:53:33.200
<v Speaker 8>and body parts, and I have no idea how that works.

0:53:33.239 --> 0:53:36.920
<v Speaker 2>Interesting, Andrew, any insight on how.

0:53:38.880 --> 0:53:42.320
<v Speaker 6>I think that Taylor Swift ensured her legs? I remember

0:53:43.400 --> 0:53:44.200
<v Speaker 6>exactly why.

0:53:44.480 --> 0:53:52.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, really no definition in the calves at all, and

0:53:52.160 --> 0:53:55.760
<v Speaker 2>she's insurance. The legs are giving me asparagus.

0:53:55.840 --> 0:53:57.800
<v Speaker 5>Okay, Taylor is in the news today.

0:53:58.760 --> 0:53:59.680
<v Speaker 6>What did she do?

0:53:59.920 --> 0:54:03.680
<v Speaker 8>You know how Scooter Braun bought the record label that

0:54:04.280 --> 0:54:07.520
<v Speaker 8>had the rights to all of her music so last

0:54:07.600 --> 0:54:10.680
<v Speaker 8>year or like within this year, who fucking knows time anymore.

0:54:11.000 --> 0:54:14.280
<v Speaker 8>Scooter Braun is like Justin Bieber's manager in Ariana Grande's

0:54:14.320 --> 0:54:17.319
<v Speaker 8>and he's a money thirsty lunatic, I think. And so

0:54:17.440 --> 0:54:22.560
<v Speaker 8>he bought like this ate the record label that owned

0:54:23.040 --> 0:54:26.320
<v Speaker 8>all of Taylor Swift's music didn't even give Taylor Swift

0:54:26.360 --> 0:54:29.040
<v Speaker 8>the option to buy her music and sold it to

0:54:29.080 --> 0:54:33.200
<v Speaker 8>Scooter Braun. And he owns everything. She can't do anything

0:54:33.360 --> 0:54:35.279
<v Speaker 8>or get money for it ever again. And today he

0:54:35.400 --> 0:54:39.320
<v Speaker 8>sold it to some firm for three hundred million dollars.

0:54:39.560 --> 0:54:41.799
<v Speaker 5>And so she has to re record all her.

0:54:41.760 --> 0:54:45.760
<v Speaker 8>Music like she owns none of it anymore, okay, which

0:54:45.800 --> 0:54:46.400
<v Speaker 8>is bullshit.

0:54:47.480 --> 0:54:49.640
<v Speaker 2>What record label was she with that they didn't even

0:54:49.640 --> 0:54:51.160
<v Speaker 2>give her the option to buy her right?

0:54:51.320 --> 0:54:54.200
<v Speaker 8>It was called Big Machine something like she signed it

0:54:54.239 --> 0:54:57.640
<v Speaker 8>when she was so young that and then she went

0:54:57.680 --> 0:55:00.480
<v Speaker 8>to Universal and they fucking sam her.

0:55:01.440 --> 0:55:02.640
<v Speaker 5>I think it's so long.

0:55:03.360 --> 0:55:05.960
<v Speaker 2>The more I read about the industry, the sicker it

0:55:06.160 --> 0:55:06.799
<v Speaker 2>feels to me.

0:55:06.920 --> 0:55:08.960
<v Speaker 5>How do you write your songs.

0:55:08.640 --> 0:55:11.680
<v Speaker 8>Or you know, write in quotes like sing on, perform, mom,

0:55:12.480 --> 0:55:14.520
<v Speaker 8>play on the piano, and then you don't own it?

0:55:16.400 --> 0:55:20.120
<v Speaker 4>Speaking of Justin Bieber, Yeah, did you hear his about

0:55:20.120 --> 0:55:26.920
<v Speaker 4>what happened to his pastor the Hillsong the so he

0:55:27.080 --> 0:55:30.120
<v Speaker 4>was all over the news, like because he got fired

0:55:30.239 --> 0:55:31.879
<v Speaker 4>from Hillsong like a week.

0:55:31.920 --> 0:55:34.640
<v Speaker 3>Whoa, how do you get the church man?

0:55:35.040 --> 0:55:37.719
<v Speaker 2>How do you get fired from a cool church? Because

0:55:37.760 --> 0:55:38.239
<v Speaker 2>he would you.

0:55:38.160 --> 0:55:42.000
<v Speaker 4>Know, leather vests, tattoos, do rags in the pocket like

0:55:42.120 --> 0:55:48.120
<v Speaker 4>cool church. The pastor apparently he cheated on his wife

0:55:48.400 --> 0:55:54.080
<v Speaker 4>with some girl in like Williamsburg. Just some girl in Williams.

0:55:54.120 --> 0:55:56.719
<v Speaker 2>Did she go to the church. At least they're in

0:55:56.800 --> 0:56:00.960
<v Speaker 2>Domino Park hanging out anyway, So the church fired him.

0:56:01.440 --> 0:56:07.640
<v Speaker 2>My wife, kids, head pastor of this church got fired

0:56:07.680 --> 0:56:08.440
<v Speaker 2>for cheating on his way.

0:56:08.480 --> 0:56:10.399
<v Speaker 3>Meanwhile, if you go to any other church, I mean

0:56:10.440 --> 0:56:13.200
<v Speaker 3>the pastor is having sex with everybody, even in the choir,

0:56:13.320 --> 0:56:14.440
<v Speaker 3>and he still has.

0:56:14.280 --> 0:56:16.640
<v Speaker 6>His I don't know, yeah, I don't know if you

0:56:16.719 --> 0:56:19.160
<v Speaker 6>call that sex per se, that seems a little bit.

0:56:19.960 --> 0:56:22.759
<v Speaker 8>Well no, Joselle Bryant's husband, I don't know, you guys

0:56:22.800 --> 0:56:24.320
<v Speaker 8>watch yeah.

0:56:24.480 --> 0:56:26.840
<v Speaker 2>Wait, Joselle Jaelle's husband.

0:56:26.560 --> 0:56:30.480
<v Speaker 8>Husband, Jamal Bryant, he is, I guess a big time

0:56:30.800 --> 0:56:34.480
<v Speaker 8>pastor and he Jaselle's dad on a hot mic was

0:56:34.520 --> 0:56:37.280
<v Speaker 8>over her going he has six or seven baby mamas,

0:56:37.280 --> 0:56:37.799
<v Speaker 8>like what is she.

0:56:37.840 --> 0:56:39.720
<v Speaker 5>Doing with him? And it was caught.

0:56:39.800 --> 0:56:41.759
<v Speaker 8>He's the civil rights leader, so it was all like

0:56:41.800 --> 0:56:43.879
<v Speaker 8>a sad ending to his story on this.

0:56:45.080 --> 0:56:47.239
<v Speaker 4>I think I saw the episode. He like got out

0:56:47.239 --> 0:56:48.799
<v Speaker 4>to go to the bathroom and he was like, I'm

0:56:48.800 --> 0:56:51.080
<v Speaker 4>done with this. He's six seven, five baby mamas. I

0:56:51.120 --> 0:56:51.879
<v Speaker 4>gotta get out of here.

0:56:51.960 --> 0:56:53.279
<v Speaker 2>But also I don't want to be with.

0:56:53.239 --> 0:56:57.680
<v Speaker 4>A dude who has six or seven women who he's

0:56:57.719 --> 0:56:58.840
<v Speaker 4>in pregnant, but even.

0:56:58.719 --> 0:57:01.239
<v Speaker 8>Can with the guy who is two separate. I don't

0:57:01.239 --> 0:57:03.920
<v Speaker 8>want any I don't I don't know kids too is

0:57:03.960 --> 0:57:04.680
<v Speaker 8>a breaker.

0:57:05.400 --> 0:57:07.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it is a de bigger for me too, sus

0:57:07.440 --> 0:57:09.000
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to see your uglyest kids in my

0:57:09.040 --> 0:57:09.759
<v Speaker 4>face when I come over.

0:57:09.880 --> 0:57:10.439
<v Speaker 2>That's too much.

0:57:10.520 --> 0:57:13.520
<v Speaker 3>That's too much baggage that talks like no, thank you,

0:57:13.719 --> 0:57:14.200
<v Speaker 3>I can.

0:57:14.600 --> 0:57:15.920
<v Speaker 5>And you know they're going to be mean to you

0:57:15.960 --> 0:57:17.120
<v Speaker 5>for a long time.

0:57:17.480 --> 0:57:18.880
<v Speaker 2>And you know they're gonna have a cell phone and

0:57:18.880 --> 0:57:20.400
<v Speaker 2>they're gonna be ignoring you, and then when you ask

0:57:20.480 --> 0:57:21.520
<v Speaker 2>them a question, they're gonna.

0:57:21.280 --> 0:57:22.200
<v Speaker 5>Be like, you're not my real mind.

0:57:22.480 --> 0:57:23.800
<v Speaker 2>And you could be like, well, I don't want to

0:57:23.800 --> 0:57:25.800
<v Speaker 2>be your ugly you know, they're going to be blocking

0:57:25.840 --> 0:57:27.200
<v Speaker 2>you on Instagram and Twitter.

0:57:27.760 --> 0:57:29.280
<v Speaker 5>Did Bieber make any statements?

0:57:31.360 --> 0:57:34.360
<v Speaker 4>No, but you know my I know somebody who goes

0:57:34.360 --> 0:57:36.720
<v Speaker 4>to that church and I was with him yesterday and

0:57:36.720 --> 0:57:38.760
<v Speaker 4>he's the one who told me that it was infidelity.

0:57:39.080 --> 0:57:42.560
<v Speaker 8>So it's like Patricia O'Neill's joke, like women will be like, oh,

0:57:42.640 --> 0:57:45.240
<v Speaker 8>maybe if it's George Clooney, I would cheat on my husband.

0:57:45.240 --> 0:57:47.440
<v Speaker 8>And then men will see a woman buy a dumpster

0:57:48.080 --> 0:57:50.440
<v Speaker 8>with a banana peel on her head, and they'll be like,

0:57:50.760 --> 0:57:55.360
<v Speaker 8>I like the way that banana peel looks just he does.

0:57:55.200 --> 0:57:57.440
<v Speaker 3>It the way you said that, Marie, You're like just

0:57:57.560 --> 0:58:00.160
<v Speaker 3>some girl and Williamsburg.

0:58:00.440 --> 0:58:02.840
<v Speaker 5>Risking it all for some girl.

0:58:02.920 --> 0:58:09.240
<v Speaker 2>But can you imagine being that that famous? Because like

0:58:09.320 --> 0:58:11.840
<v Speaker 2>he like people don't really know him, but enough people

0:58:12.120 --> 0:58:16.720
<v Speaker 2>know him as justin Bieber's pastor or I don't know

0:58:16.800 --> 0:58:20.240
<v Speaker 2>Lebron James is whoever, because he's like a celebrity pastor,

0:58:23.000 --> 0:58:27.040
<v Speaker 2>but you're too visible anyway. He the way that he

0:58:27.080 --> 0:58:29.120
<v Speaker 2>got caught is you know, he's old and he doesn't

0:58:29.120 --> 0:58:33.000
<v Speaker 2>really know how technology works. And his wife, I guess,

0:58:33.080 --> 0:58:36.000
<v Speaker 2>opened his laptop and the eye message was synced up

0:58:36.640 --> 0:58:39.280
<v Speaker 2>and he was just talking to her via text.

0:58:39.600 --> 0:58:40.720
<v Speaker 5>I've heard of that before.

0:58:40.880 --> 0:58:41.240
<v Speaker 6>I caught.

0:58:41.280 --> 0:58:44.480
<v Speaker 3>That's how I caught my ex cheating on me with

0:58:44.640 --> 0:58:46.760
<v Speaker 3>some girl, with some girl who was in New Jersey.

0:58:46.800 --> 0:58:49.760
<v Speaker 3>I was like, at least have the balls to get

0:58:49.760 --> 0:58:52.640
<v Speaker 3>somebody in your own burrow. Sir, you're telling me you

0:58:52.720 --> 0:58:54.480
<v Speaker 3>crossing a bridge to cheat on me.

0:58:55.120 --> 0:58:55.680
<v Speaker 5>Pretty hot?

0:58:56.320 --> 0:58:59.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was a tractor. That's that's what the Williamsburg

0:58:59.200 --> 0:59:01.400
<v Speaker 2>girl said. It's pretty hot.

0:59:01.880 --> 0:59:05.040
<v Speaker 8>He's got no the imassage thing that should be another one,

0:59:05.080 --> 0:59:07.040
<v Speaker 8>like I know someone that on the computer. That's how

0:59:07.040 --> 0:59:10.240
<v Speaker 8>they got caught, just like live watching the communications.

0:59:10.440 --> 0:59:11.040
<v Speaker 5>That's insane.

0:59:11.160 --> 0:59:14.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean the iCloud. The iCloud don't lie. It'd

0:59:14.160 --> 0:59:17.480
<v Speaker 3>be working over time, so right, and you can.

0:59:17.320 --> 0:59:18.240
<v Speaker 2>Turn it off.

0:59:19.720 --> 0:59:23.840
<v Speaker 4>You can fully unsync it so the messages on your

0:59:23.840 --> 0:59:25.320
<v Speaker 4>phone are just on your phone, and the ones on.

0:59:25.280 --> 0:59:28.160
<v Speaker 2>Your laptop are just on your laptop. But people, I

0:59:28.240 --> 0:59:29.000
<v Speaker 2>had to figure it out.

0:59:29.040 --> 0:59:29.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh.

0:59:29.160 --> 0:59:31.560
<v Speaker 8>I did also find what I wrote one more note

0:59:31.600 --> 0:59:34.520
<v Speaker 8>about getting away with murder. Make sure the gun is

0:59:34.560 --> 0:59:36.880
<v Speaker 8>not registered in your name, or like, make sure you

0:59:36.880 --> 0:59:39.160
<v Speaker 8>haven't killed someone before and they have the bullets already,

0:59:39.160 --> 0:59:40.560
<v Speaker 8>because then they can connect.

0:59:40.240 --> 0:59:40.920
<v Speaker 5>You to everything.

0:59:41.320 --> 0:59:43.080
<v Speaker 8>Don't use a gun that your mom has in a

0:59:43.080 --> 0:59:44.920
<v Speaker 8>security deposit box, you know.

0:59:45.960 --> 0:59:47.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean that might be the gun to use. My

0:59:47.200 --> 0:59:49.200
<v Speaker 2>mom also doesn't have a security deposit box, So there's

0:59:49.240 --> 0:59:49.600
<v Speaker 2>also that.

0:59:49.840 --> 0:59:53.320
<v Speaker 3>Whatever you do, just purchase it with cash, you know,

0:59:53.400 --> 0:59:56.919
<v Speaker 3>which is easy. Or get or get or get some

0:59:57.080 --> 0:59:59.240
<v Speaker 3>loser who not loser.

0:59:59.280 --> 1:00:01.440
<v Speaker 2>That's not nice, but just get someone who's.

1:00:01.200 --> 1:00:05.360
<v Speaker 5>Like that's what they are. If they're murdering for you,

1:00:05.400 --> 1:00:06.160
<v Speaker 5>they're a loser.

1:00:06.760 --> 1:00:11.800
<v Speaker 8>We don't have to be nice to them.

1:00:12.320 --> 1:00:15.360
<v Speaker 2>Also, I going to hire somebody. I'm an impath, so

1:00:15.480 --> 1:00:16.320
<v Speaker 2>I feel for the.

1:00:17.840 --> 1:00:20.880
<v Speaker 3>You feel for losers, for these losers who are just

1:00:21.000 --> 1:00:22.240
<v Speaker 3>killing for other people.

1:00:23.280 --> 1:00:25.760
<v Speaker 2>Here's what I'm gonna say. If you're going to hire

1:00:25.800 --> 1:00:29.840
<v Speaker 2>somebody to murder somebody for you, don't just.

1:00:31.080 --> 1:00:36.800
<v Speaker 4>Hire somebody that you don't know, Like your boy referred

1:00:36.800 --> 1:00:39.360
<v Speaker 4>you to this person in a quiz Nos parking lot.

1:00:39.480 --> 1:00:41.600
<v Speaker 2>That's how Tiger King got caught.

1:00:41.640 --> 1:00:44.320
<v Speaker 4>He was like, oh, yeah, I want to murder Carol

1:00:44.400 --> 1:00:47.040
<v Speaker 4>Baskin And it was like, you don't know this man

1:00:47.080 --> 1:00:49.000
<v Speaker 4>in this subway driveway.

1:00:48.640 --> 1:00:49.240
<v Speaker 2>And you're mad.

1:00:49.280 --> 1:00:51.480
<v Speaker 3>Said he didn't want any money, He just wanted two

1:00:51.520 --> 1:00:54.840
<v Speaker 3>bags of meth. Yeah, that's you definitely don't want this

1:00:54.920 --> 1:00:56.280
<v Speaker 3>person murdering for you.

1:00:56.800 --> 1:00:57.800
<v Speaker 5>He's so mad.

1:00:57.840 --> 1:00:59.240
<v Speaker 8>How mad do you think he was when he found

1:00:59.240 --> 1:01:01.840
<v Speaker 8>out Carol was on Dancing with the Stars, Like she

1:01:01.880 --> 1:01:03.640
<v Speaker 8>gets to be famous now it is?

1:01:04.200 --> 1:01:06.600
<v Speaker 2>I bet, well, she has all her teeth, you know,

1:01:06.760 --> 1:01:08.280
<v Speaker 2>like she looks presentable.

1:01:09.480 --> 1:01:12.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's off her rocker, but she you know, she's

1:01:13.040 --> 1:01:15.560
<v Speaker 3>she's prepped for TV's.

1:01:15.920 --> 1:01:17.760
<v Speaker 2>I heard she just I heard she just came out

1:01:17.800 --> 1:01:18.520
<v Speaker 2>as bisexual.

1:01:18.600 --> 1:01:25.280
<v Speaker 3>She probably has bangs too, Carol, so she is Yeah,

1:01:25.280 --> 1:01:29.280
<v Speaker 3>she probably has bangs now bisexual with Banks?

1:01:29.840 --> 1:01:31.720
<v Speaker 2>Is she still Is she still on Dancing with the

1:01:31.720 --> 1:01:32.400
<v Speaker 2>Stars or has she.

1:01:32.320 --> 1:01:32.920
<v Speaker 5>Been voted off?

1:01:33.320 --> 1:01:35.360
<v Speaker 8>I thought I was gonna watch this season when they

1:01:35.400 --> 1:01:37.560
<v Speaker 8>announced the cast, I'm like, this is the year I

1:01:37.560 --> 1:01:39.320
<v Speaker 8>get into it, and I didn't.

1:01:39.080 --> 1:01:43.480
<v Speaker 6>Watch it all entire Banks posting and so sad.

1:01:43.600 --> 1:01:46.440
<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's like these people, not all of them,

1:01:46.480 --> 1:01:48.240
<v Speaker 3>but some of these people was like, Wow, you had

1:01:48.280 --> 1:01:52.440
<v Speaker 3>a promising career, what brought you to Dancing with the Stars.

1:01:53.920 --> 1:01:58.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's that's what these shows are, even like a housewife.

1:01:57.440 --> 1:02:01.000
<v Speaker 4>Show or any of these like reality TV shows, it's

1:02:01.080 --> 1:02:02.560
<v Speaker 4>mainly for people who's.

1:02:02.400 --> 1:02:05.439
<v Speaker 2>They you have to have time to wash. So right,

1:02:05.560 --> 1:02:08.720
<v Speaker 2>people who are like truly like a list and booked

1:02:08.760 --> 1:02:10.600
<v Speaker 2>and busy and doing things, then all have time to

1:02:10.600 --> 1:02:11.280
<v Speaker 2>door reality TV.

1:02:11.440 --> 1:02:14.200
<v Speaker 8>Well, there's no there's two different types of housewives. There's

1:02:14.240 --> 1:02:16.640
<v Speaker 8>the ones like declining fame and they want to do it,

1:02:16.720 --> 1:02:19.760
<v Speaker 8>but the other like the first crap, they were successful

1:02:19.800 --> 1:02:20.960
<v Speaker 8>women on their own.

1:02:20.720 --> 1:02:22.160
<v Speaker 5>Who then joined like they were.

1:02:22.240 --> 1:02:24.720
<v Speaker 8>You know, Ramona, she's fucking annoying and terrible, but she

1:02:24.800 --> 1:02:26.120
<v Speaker 8>was a successful businesswoman.

1:02:26.920 --> 1:02:29.080
<v Speaker 3>I mean she still is. She's still in that Ramona

1:02:29.160 --> 1:02:32.280
<v Speaker 3>wine and whatnot. And that's skin her skincare line, a

1:02:32.440 --> 1:02:33.520
<v Speaker 3>skincare line.

1:02:33.880 --> 1:02:34.520
<v Speaker 5>She's bad.

1:02:34.600 --> 1:02:37.320
<v Speaker 8>But someone is posting one of the Bravo counts I

1:02:37.480 --> 1:02:41.480
<v Speaker 8>follow is posting excerpts from her book and her childhood

1:02:41.560 --> 1:02:42.280
<v Speaker 8>was really sad.

1:02:43.600 --> 1:02:44.360
<v Speaker 2>What was that about?

1:02:44.640 --> 1:02:46.480
<v Speaker 5>Well, the dad beat the shit out of all of them.

1:02:46.840 --> 1:02:49.720
<v Speaker 8>But the mom when she was fourteen, confessed like I

1:02:49.880 --> 1:02:51.880
<v Speaker 8>had dreams, I got into college, I was going to

1:02:51.960 --> 1:02:54.080
<v Speaker 8>live and then I got pregnant with you, and.

1:02:54.320 --> 1:02:54.840
<v Speaker 2>Don't do that.

1:02:54.960 --> 1:02:57.439
<v Speaker 5>Don't do what I did, like get a job, don't

1:02:57.960 --> 1:02:58.760
<v Speaker 5>depend on a man.

1:02:59.160 --> 1:03:01.200
<v Speaker 8>And so of course she feels the guilt, like this

1:03:01.280 --> 1:03:03.200
<v Speaker 8>man beat the ship out of all of them, and

1:03:03.280 --> 1:03:06.640
<v Speaker 8>her and the mom pretty much is like the only

1:03:06.680 --> 1:03:09.000
<v Speaker 8>reason I married him was because I was pregnant with you.

1:03:09.920 --> 1:03:13.840
<v Speaker 2>Okay you if that is not a plan, be at

1:03:14.000 --> 1:03:15.320
<v Speaker 2>right there with.

1:03:17.600 --> 1:03:19.040
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, because she's a terrible person.

1:03:19.360 --> 1:03:21.840
<v Speaker 3>She is, and but it's like, at what at some

1:03:21.920 --> 1:03:24.200
<v Speaker 3>point it's like, how old are you, Ramona sixty two?

1:03:24.720 --> 1:03:26.720
<v Speaker 3>I mean you have time to you had time to

1:03:26.760 --> 1:03:29.400
<v Speaker 3>fix up your personality better.

1:03:29.480 --> 1:03:32.200
<v Speaker 2>I need to confess that I've I've never watched New

1:03:32.240 --> 1:03:32.920
<v Speaker 2>York House One.

1:03:33.040 --> 1:03:35.200
<v Speaker 5>Oh, it's a g I love. I think it's one

1:03:35.200 --> 1:03:35.320
<v Speaker 5>of it.

1:03:35.440 --> 1:03:39.040
<v Speaker 8>I think it's my number one favorite necessary really.

1:03:39.280 --> 1:03:41.520
<v Speaker 4>Yes, I do think I'm better than y'all because there

1:03:41.520 --> 1:03:43.640
<v Speaker 4>are black women in New York and not a single

1:03:43.680 --> 1:03:44.280
<v Speaker 4>black House One.

1:03:44.280 --> 1:03:44.480
<v Speaker 5>I know.

1:03:44.600 --> 1:03:46.320
<v Speaker 2>That's why I've never watched the show.

1:03:46.400 --> 1:03:48.680
<v Speaker 3>But as tally as fuck, if you want to see

1:03:48.680 --> 1:03:50.640
<v Speaker 3>black women thriving, you go on Atlanta.

1:03:51.320 --> 1:03:53.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to see black women throw Atlanta is

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<v Speaker 2>not thriving. Chateau Charae took seventeen years to love.

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<v Speaker 3>She by Charae. She's she was relatable. Okay, She's like spring, summerfall, spring.

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<v Speaker 3>It'll be available in the spring, the summer spring.

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<v Speaker 2>I love her, and it.

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<v Speaker 3>Was like I was like, yes, this that's how I

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<v Speaker 3>feel when I'm doing myself taped. So like, when will

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<v Speaker 3>you be sending this in you know, spring, summerfall, It's coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably like early January.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like, what, No, I like Eva. I don't think

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<v Speaker 5>that's a popular opinion, but I liked her.

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<v Speaker 2>She could go.

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<v Speaker 8>She was like she was pregnant dancing on the exercise

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<v Speaker 8>ball while eat Like I.

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<v Speaker 5>Just like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I like Eva. I liked her on Top Model.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh, I'll tell My favorite Eva moment on Top Model

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<v Speaker 8>was remember there was a blind girl?

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<v Speaker 5>Did we talk?

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<v Speaker 8>I feel like we've talked about this. There was a

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<v Speaker 8>girl that was blind and she was like this sucks

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<v Speaker 8>somewhere in these heels, imlind, I'm blind in the dark.

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<v Speaker 8>I can't see. And then Eva's confessional moment was like okay,

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<v Speaker 8>and my shoes are too small. We all have problems.

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<v Speaker 8>Suck it up, and I'm like, she's blind.

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<v Speaker 2>Especially on the show, she know what she signed up for.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute, they was there was a blind girl

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<v Speaker 2>on the Eva yea, she.

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<v Speaker 5>Had the ice eyes.

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<v Speaker 8>No, no, no, she had a disease where she was

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<v Speaker 8>going to get more and more blind and then eventually

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<v Speaker 8>be full blind. We should see if she's blind now.

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<v Speaker 8>But she was blind in the dark, and she said

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<v Speaker 8>she was the glitter from the heather At show to

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<v Speaker 8>guide her because there was glitter on the ground.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, siss, if you don't have good eyes, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if walking her runway, you don't need to

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<v Speaker 2>be you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 8>Not just she had sing like she was like doing

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<v Speaker 8>it for her single mom. But there there's going to

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<v Speaker 8>be a black housewife on the New York cast this year.

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<v Speaker 8>But I think I think they're all going to say

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<v Speaker 8>something fucked up to her.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm nervous for her.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, Ramona, all of them, they're all problematic, and

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<v Speaker 3>we saw I mean one of them.

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<v Speaker 2>A few of them voted for Trump. I'm sure, Oh yes, admittedly, yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Son, Well didn't they They just started a new Real

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<v Speaker 6>Housewives of.

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<v Speaker 2>City all.

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<v Speaker 6>And they were talking.

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<v Speaker 5>So good, so good.

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<v Speaker 2>I watch it's the kookiest I will say it's Wendy.

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<v Speaker 6>Wendy was talking about there's a woman on it that

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<v Speaker 6>like she's like, everyone thinks that I'm black. Everyone thinks

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<v Speaker 6>that I'm black, but I'm not.

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<v Speaker 8>That is that she's No, she's tagged along at Hawaiian.

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<v Speaker 8>But her point was because everyone's so ignorant there. She's like,

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<v Speaker 8>they just call me black.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's like the way she says it, it's like, well, sis,

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<v Speaker 3>are you proud of their ignorance?

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<v Speaker 2>Like what are you promoting it? I don't know, But

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<v Speaker 2>is there a black girl on the Yes, there's yeah Mary.

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<v Speaker 5>And she's married to her step grandfather.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard about her. She's married to her step grandfather.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, imagine having your grandma married to a man and

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<v Speaker 4>then she's dying and she says.

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<v Speaker 2>Why not go I want you to marry one of

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<v Speaker 2>my girls, and then you do. I'm gonna make sure

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<v Speaker 2>she's my word.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't want. I don't want my grandma's sloppy seconds.

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<v Speaker 5>That's dusty. It's fucked up.

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<v Speaker 8>And she like she's like, well, we've been together twenty

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<v Speaker 8>two years, and it's like it's.

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<v Speaker 5>Still fucked up. He knew you when you were a kid.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm it's they've been together for twenty two years. How

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<v Speaker 2>long was he with her grandma?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe there's like a murder in that, like maybe he

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<v Speaker 3>killed her to be with.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, because she's the leader of the Episcopalian church.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I think we should look into this.

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<v Speaker 2>This death, pastor Mary, you that's nasty.

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<v Speaker 4>How much money would someone have to pay you for

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<v Speaker 4>you to sleep with your step granda.

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<v Speaker 8>I've never had grandparents. They were all too old and died,

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<v Speaker 8>So I'm off the hook.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's say let's say a seventy year old that

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<v Speaker 2>was married to like maybe an uncle, an oldest uncle.

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<v Speaker 8>Step Now, Russians are not or I don't want to

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<v Speaker 8>be with anyone Russian.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, but maybe you're aunt. I'm sorry, I didn't forgot

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<v Speaker 2>where I was talking to you.

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<v Speaker 5>Sidney looks over it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, not Sidney. How much money was gonna have tore

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<v Speaker 2>ppare you for you to sleep with your step aunt?

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<v Speaker 2>Your step on is not really, it's not related to you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not related to But she's a cool seventy she's

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<v Speaker 2>seventy years old.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, what she wants me to put the strap

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<v Speaker 3>on on? Like, what exactly does she want from me?

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<v Speaker 3>What exactly does her heart desire? If she want me

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<v Speaker 3>to just hang out and like play some bad.

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<v Speaker 5>You have to eat her pussy.

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<v Speaker 4>You have to eat seventy year old sell by that's

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<v Speaker 4>not happening.

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<v Speaker 3>When I tell you I do it now and I

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<v Speaker 3>do enjoy it, I still am like, ooh, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>really feel like doing this right now. So I couldn't

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<v Speaker 3>have been feeling like doing that to a seventy year

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<v Speaker 3>old no offense.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, but when you went on the flip side, when

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<v Speaker 2>you meet somebody that enjoys doing it to you, yoah

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<v Speaker 2>god bless.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, is is this your career? Your career is

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<v Speaker 3>eating pussy beautiful?

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<v Speaker 2>You should get promoted. You're You're like, why are you

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<v Speaker 2>so good?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Because I would never eat a boy.

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<v Speaker 2>But oh no, a boy.

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<v Speaker 10>But well, wow, Mura, that was like, no, I mean

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<v Speaker 10>I'm going to say that I would never, but I

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<v Speaker 10>have Wow, we love.

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<v Speaker 4>This twenty twenty Marie. It just it just took a

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<v Speaker 4>pandemic to really open her up. Yeah yeah, for me

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<v Speaker 4>to open my mouth. M Yeah, I mean I would

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<v Speaker 4>not eat a boy, but you know, on a first date, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>second date, or even a ninth date. But I'm saying, like,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, maybe if you're in a relationship with somebody

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<v Speaker 4>and you know they just hopped out the.

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<v Speaker 2>Shower, it's different. It's definite, but dudes in general, especially,

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<v Speaker 2>they don't want to clean their houses, let alone their

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<v Speaker 2>booty home. So it's also I'm gonna say.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to say that from personal experience, women know

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<v Speaker 3>how to clean their ass and don't trust.

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<v Speaker 5>Men mcgay man, you can trust gaymen.

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<v Speaker 8>That's what That's why I said, I said straight, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>you're right, you guys are I feel like baby wiping,

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<v Speaker 8>But dang.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I've heard from some of my gay men that

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<v Speaker 3>like some of them the sloppy and messy, and they

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<v Speaker 3>don't have a clean and they'll eat, they'll eat reckless

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<v Speaker 3>and then.

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<v Speaker 2>Try to have sex after.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you ever ever gotten like a poop particle on

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<v Speaker 5>your tongue? Who Andrew for me?

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<v Speaker 3>I guess, I mean, we won't eat nats on here,

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<v Speaker 3>but we're talking to you, sir.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I'm almost like ninety five percent. Uh, usually like

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<v Speaker 6>the one receiving it, and so I haven't gotten any.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So he's a pillow prince love it. Yes, thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew does a double cleanse Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>But I will tell you when when you do do

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<v Speaker 6>it to someone else, there's something completely like disarming about

1:11:23.080 --> 1:11:25.160
<v Speaker 6>like doing that to someone you know, like it's like

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<v Speaker 6>it's like a real like big muscular guy that is like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>I want you to like eat me out. That is

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<v Speaker 6>so it's like, wow, I'm fully in charge now.

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<v Speaker 3>So and it's like, well, I need you to co

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<v Speaker 3>sign something. That's the time you ask.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Andrew, do you have any tips for how to

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<v Speaker 4>properly eat booty? No?

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<v Speaker 6>Because I'm only doing five percent of the time.

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<v Speaker 2>I can know. I'm saying, like, you know, tips for like.

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<v Speaker 6>Maybe oh for like like oh I do like a

1:11:58.320 --> 1:12:05.040
<v Speaker 6>face sitting situation. And you know, I when when the

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<v Speaker 6>tongue is in there, it makes a world of difference.

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<v Speaker 6>And there's a lot of people that just completely like

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<v Speaker 6>circle and they're not actually.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop being a punk.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and I think a lot of I think a

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<v Speaker 6>lot of guys are afraid to go up up there

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<v Speaker 6>for obvious reasons. But you know the guys that are

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<v Speaker 6>are willing to be courageous. It really good.

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<v Speaker 3>And we're now trying to do no rim and ship.

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<v Speaker 3>I want you to Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>The homeless guy. The homeless guy did go and I

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<v Speaker 6>will tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>That he hadn't eaten in several hours. He was famished.

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<v Speaker 6>God, that was spank material for months. I will tell

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<v Speaker 6>you that was.

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<v Speaker 4>Very very good advertizer and entreat you right on the

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<v Speaker 4>literally on this.

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<v Speaker 6>At three am. And then he just looked at me

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<v Speaker 6>and then we just went to the races.

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<v Speaker 2>Free Corona, Corona, so Sydney. And I like to call

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<v Speaker 2>this guy a homeless man. That he.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, he had a backpack on. He just got

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<v Speaker 6>off the he just got off the bottom. We had

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<v Speaker 6>sex right behind him on the count homeless.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, nothing wrong.

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<v Speaker 6>There's nothing wrong with that.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you said the homeless guy knew how to eat

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<v Speaker 4>your ass, and I said he had he missed mad meals.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you know this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not allowed to eat at the port authorities.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't want to have any saying she doesn't do

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<v Speaker 3>jokes about homeless people.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it.

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<v Speaker 5>What no, Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Is there something that you prepared that you wanted to

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<v Speaker 4>leave us. Yeah, because I know that you wanted to

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<v Speaker 4>talk about like Virgo things.

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<v Speaker 5>Well I can connect.

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<v Speaker 8>There's a famous Virgo who was on Law and Order SVU,

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<v Speaker 8>which is ludicrous, which is exciting, but that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you know, I'm a libra virgo.

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<v Speaker 5>Cuss, that's fun.

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<v Speaker 3>What what's so fun about a Libra virgo whatever.

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<v Speaker 5>I have no idea. Okay, I liked it.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you prepare for virgos only?

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<v Speaker 5>Virgo I only? But I'll show you how many not

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<v Speaker 5>I have.

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<v Speaker 2>I can you give us like three quick r We're.

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<v Speaker 5>Very very good friends.

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<v Speaker 8>We're loyal, and we like to serve and do things

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<v Speaker 8>for others, and we we like that.

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<v Speaker 5>We like to do things be useful.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, that's that's not.

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<v Speaker 5>We are very judgmental. I believe that.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, we're very we can find something wrong with anything,

1:14:46.600 --> 1:14:51.559
<v Speaker 8>and ourselves very critical and focus on details of people.

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<v Speaker 5>And we're honest. And that's the thing, like if you ask.

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<v Speaker 8>I remember I got in trouble once because someone was like,

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<v Speaker 8>are my nails not perfect? And I was like right

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<v Speaker 8>before their way and I was like, yeah, I guess

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<v Speaker 8>you wanted them more pink. And then all the other

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<v Speaker 8>girls got mad at me. They're like, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 8>Her nails look great? I'm like, they do look great,

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<v Speaker 8>but they are not what she wanted and she asked me.

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<v Speaker 8>But yeah, so like honest, for sure, loyal.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's see.

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<v Speaker 8>The one thing I don't. We're clean, but I'm not clean.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm really messy and I'm not organized at all.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, yeah, but I think the thing about the

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<v Speaker 4>signs that people forget is like, not everybody is going

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<v Speaker 4>to be exactly the same thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the closest you gotta have You got to have

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<v Speaker 3>your birth chart. You gotta have what time you were

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<v Speaker 3>born for it to be like specifically for you.

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<v Speaker 8>We're also on Earth's sign, so we don't like to

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<v Speaker 8>get rid of anything, like we like memories, keeping stuff orders, yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>or like oh maybe this, I can give this to

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<v Speaker 8>someone or who wants that. Like, we don't like to

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<v Speaker 8>waste stuff because we're for the Earth, and then we

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<v Speaker 8>have much worry and anxiety, m overthinking, overthinking too much.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate wasting food. I hate wasting food, but I

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<v Speaker 2>hate wasting things like I'm not. I got rid of

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of clothes recently, and I still have more

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<v Speaker 2>stuff to get rid of. But I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>Are y'all throwing clothes in the garbage. No, nobody does that, right.

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<v Speaker 4>You will give them to somebody, or you like bring

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<v Speaker 4>them to your mom's house, and you're like.

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<v Speaker 8>Son, well, that's why New York is great, because if

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<v Speaker 8>you leave stuff outside, people usually take it. I loved

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<v Speaker 8>getting rid of stuff in New York.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>One time I got rid of a suitcase and some

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<v Speaker 8>guy was taking myself out and he's like, I work

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<v Speaker 8>at a shelter, and I'm like great, And then I

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<v Speaker 8>just kept bringing.

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<v Speaker 5>Him things out and that was nice. That's I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>I like New York so well, you know, Lisa, if

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<v Speaker 3>you ever want to get rid of that second butthole

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<v Speaker 3>on over to New York.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh, and we like we like crafts, we're artistic, and

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<v Speaker 8>we like language and talking and stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>But you know, I like to make collages, which is nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, are you gonna do twenty twenty one Vision four? No?

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<v Speaker 5>No goal?

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<v Speaker 3>No, we shall never no more.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no more lists, no more goals, not for the

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<v Speaker 2>next year. We can't do it.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm only making Simpsons collages right now. That's what I'm finus.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I love your thinking.

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<v Speaker 5>It's really like a passion and I'm glad people like them.

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<v Speaker 5>But so I like making those.

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<v Speaker 3>If you want to send me a collage for U Kwanza,

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<v Speaker 3>that'd be amazing.

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<v Speaker 8>Wait, did you guys see Robin Shawl's viral video of

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<v Speaker 8>her goal she read her goals from twenty nineteen.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, one video.

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<v Speaker 3>I was worried I was like, should I message her

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<v Speaker 3>and say, hey girl, how you doing well?

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<v Speaker 5>No, she went viral. She's thrilled.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but that only that only makes you feel good

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<v Speaker 3>for like a day or two.

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<v Speaker 4>Nah, you go viral, you feel good as long as

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<v Speaker 4>the comments keep wroing.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, and she makes twenty videos. I think hopefully people

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<v Speaker 8>will stick with her and I won't just be one success.

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<v Speaker 8>But she's she was cute. She said that she used

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<v Speaker 8>to make the videos with her grand It's interesting that

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<v Speaker 8>the one about her grandma got her viral and a

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<v Speaker 8>goal that she didn't read, but she did show the

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<v Speaker 8>list was get ten thousand followers, and so from this

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<v Speaker 8>video air it was exciting.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm looking.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking for her page.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I guess, I guess I got to make a list.

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<v Speaker 8>Now, even where I'm going to live. Like I don't

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<v Speaker 8>have a home anymore. It's like there's no point of

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<v Speaker 8>making goals.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, because you left your place in them.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. Yeah, I'm just hopping around stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the best way to live.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I have.

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<v Speaker 8>Beautiful art, I want a home. I can't wait to

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<v Speaker 8>have a permanent residence. And I've had bad luck, like

1:18:39.560 --> 1:18:42.320
<v Speaker 8>I had my carbon monoxide apartment, Like I just had

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<v Speaker 8>kind of a string of like, I can't wait for stability.

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<v Speaker 8>I can't wait to put all my coffee table books out.

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<v Speaker 3>So we can have that Halloween party again.

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<v Speaker 8>I think about it a lot. I think about it

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<v Speaker 8>a lot. It was a great party.

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<v Speaker 4>That's probably the best Halloween party that I've hardest, hardest.

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<v Speaker 2>I laughed such a long time.

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<v Speaker 8>And the DJ, I feel like he fucking got it,

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<v Speaker 8>like he understood. I was like, play me a few

1:19:09.160 --> 1:19:12.200
<v Speaker 8>cheesy songs that I would like, but then keep everyone happy.

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<v Speaker 5>And I think he did a great job, DJ Serene.

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<v Speaker 2>I love a good DJ that knows what they're doing. Yeah.

1:19:19.080 --> 1:19:20.479
<v Speaker 5>And then when Clark was like, give it up for

1:19:20.520 --> 1:19:22.920
<v Speaker 5>the DJ, I'm like, that's nice. That's a cool moment.

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<v Speaker 5>I wouldn't have thought to do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, you know what I did think, thank you

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<v Speaker 3>Liza for coming back. And I'm like, out doing yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, this is the longest episode we've ever done.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, Yeah, no, it's nice. That's our sugar Daddy expert,

1:19:41.200 --> 1:19:42.800
<v Speaker 2>Like a week ago was longer than this.

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<v Speaker 5>Who was it? Sugar Daddy?

1:19:45.200 --> 1:19:48.599
<v Speaker 2>I think, oh, sis, you have to listen to the episode. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>she was at Bougie.

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<v Speaker 6>Expert and.

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<v Speaker 2>She had a contract on a napkin with a man.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and he gave her.

1:19:56.400 --> 1:19:59.200
<v Speaker 2>A couple thousand dollars a month, not a couple thousand,

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<v Speaker 2>Wasn't it?

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<v Speaker 8>Like, there's definitely a kink where it's they don't even

1:20:06.160 --> 1:20:08.160
<v Speaker 8>want sex, they just want to give you money to

1:20:08.200 --> 1:20:08.680
<v Speaker 8>spend it.

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<v Speaker 2>Where are they?

1:20:10.520 --> 1:20:11.800
<v Speaker 5>I bet you can find them.

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<v Speaker 8>You know there's a kink They not on Tinder soon, No,

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<v Speaker 8>but you got I feel like you guys can do it.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll put that down on the list for us.

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<v Speaker 5>Put that down.

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<v Speaker 8>Because I watched the porn set of like kink dot

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<v Speaker 8>com does a how to section and like how to

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<v Speaker 8>do a bunch of stuff for lessons kink University they

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<v Speaker 8>call it. And one of them is financial domination and

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<v Speaker 8>it's pretty wild.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, has goals and everything people are and the

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<v Speaker 2>people who are who are into financial domination, those people

1:20:42.600 --> 1:20:44.680
<v Speaker 2>are not the people that you want eating your booty. No,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't have to touch, you don't want to have sexist.

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<v Speaker 2>He just wants to give you money.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I feel like the only people that I'm meeting

1:20:50.560 --> 1:20:51.920
<v Speaker 4>are people who are like, oh, I so want to

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<v Speaker 4>sex with you.

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<v Speaker 2>And I have no money. Well it's your fat Marie.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you have abs? And why you look so good?

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<v Speaker 2>What they got to do with what.

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<v Speaker 5>They got to do?

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<v Speaker 2>What you're giving me money?

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<v Speaker 4>If anything, you should only be sending me money, and

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<v Speaker 4>then you should be like, may I, may I dine

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<v Speaker 4>with you this evening?

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<v Speaker 2>May I? But no, anyway? Whatever? Is there anything that

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<v Speaker 2>we missed on this fabulous epsod?

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<v Speaker 8>No, but I loved the knitting factory photos. I love

1:21:22.880 --> 1:21:26.840
<v Speaker 8>chatting with you guys all the lights and can't wait

1:21:26.880 --> 1:21:27.519
<v Speaker 8>to be there soon.

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<v Speaker 3>I know I would love to give you a hug.

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<v Speaker 3>I definitely missed you. And you know things will go

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<v Speaker 3>back to It won't go back to normal, but.

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<v Speaker 8>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll be in a better place next year. That's all

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<v Speaker 2>I know. That's on the list. Be in a better place.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a great goal.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I'm glad that you have all this information

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<v Speaker 3>that you know we're not going to murder and nobody

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<v Speaker 3>else on this I would never.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think, I I that's not in me.

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<v Speaker 4>I know that I'm too lazy to bout her crime

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<v Speaker 4>crimes of passion are you know it's different.

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<v Speaker 8>I get caught, I got caught cheating on my eighth

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<v Speaker 8>grade constitution test. I've been arrested three times, gone to jail.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean I am not I'm not a sleuth.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you're gonna get caught.

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<v Speaker 8>I would get caught in a second. I get caught

1:22:15.240 --> 1:22:17.880
<v Speaker 8>doing everything. I smoked weed one time my parents found

1:22:17.880 --> 1:22:19.320
<v Speaker 8>my bowl, and to be a bad I was like,

1:22:19.360 --> 1:22:20.880
<v Speaker 8>I've been smoking a long time, but it was the

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<v Speaker 8>first time and they caught me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not secret of You've been arrested three times and

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<v Speaker 2>it's the first time we're hearing about it.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I have that this is not happening. All about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, so that I will find that on go

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<v Speaker 2>to that length.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's right, Lie's I want you to promote all

1:22:38.800 --> 1:22:40.840
<v Speaker 3>this stuff you have going up so all the people

1:22:40.960 --> 1:22:41.880
<v Speaker 3>can follow you.

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<v Speaker 2>Please follow Lisa.

1:22:43.040 --> 1:22:46.120
<v Speaker 3>She's very, very fun and her stories are very personal.

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<v Speaker 3>You might even catch a tit because she loves a

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<v Speaker 3>low cut something.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't like clothing in the home I put on. Uh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>I don't like it. Why would you were closing the house?

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<v Speaker 2>I hate closing the house. I don't I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>I want that way.

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<v Speaker 8>But I did see a meme that was like, if

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<v Speaker 8>you're not wearing pants this and that, you can't turn

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<v Speaker 8>up the heat.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I don't want to wear clothes. I need to

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<v Speaker 5>turn up.

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<v Speaker 2>The heat well in the winter time.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so I'm just couch starting just upping everyone's heat.

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<v Speaker 8>If you want to see Simpson's collages, I'm at Glitter

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<v Speaker 8>Cheese and then if you like at Lona Restview. I

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<v Speaker 8>have a podcast with Clara Kara Klink, another Virgo, very

1:23:28.200 --> 1:23:32.360
<v Speaker 8>organized Virgo. So many spreadsheets, so many like I have

1:23:32.400 --> 1:23:36.120
<v Speaker 8>so many Google calendar invites from her, and it's called

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<v Speaker 8>That's Messed Up an SVU podcast. That's a nice tea quote.

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<v Speaker 5>I love that, love it.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. Thank you so much for coming back.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, and also Lisa, please remind Marie how funny

1:23:50.479 --> 1:23:51.840
<v Speaker 3>she is.

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<v Speaker 8>I was gonna say, are we going to stop this

1:23:53.479 --> 1:23:55.720
<v Speaker 8>and talk? Or am I leaving right away because I'm

1:23:55.720 --> 1:23:57.360
<v Speaker 8>curious what you're taping and stuff?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 11>We should all right anyway, thanks ray Can described, Yes, lad, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Wasn't running into it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Extremely I take it.

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<v Speaker 12>So so there was no where to go.

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<v Speaker 2>Somehow, the water on the tables with.

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<v Speaker 1>Turn never knew my hand to listen to the good.

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<v Speaker 1>From my head and my shoes. Now where I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>and I know what to do.

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<v Speaker 12>I'm turning up my part of you. I'm gotta do attitude.

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<v Speaker 12>I'm in control.

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<v Speaker 8>The one is a f.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta do at.

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<v Speaker 12>I'm bury no dress, I do ide have.

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<v Speaker 8>A better.

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<v Speaker 6>It's my.

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<v Speaker 13>Oh my, you.

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<v Speaker 6>My n.

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<v Speaker 12>Think so.

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<v Speaker 2>Somehow the water mon roll the tables.

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<v Speaker 1>P turn never know my hand to listen to that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go from my head and my shoes, no

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<v Speaker 1>how I'm going, and I don't want to do. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>tie it up my horn a few.

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<v Speaker 12>I'm gotta do aitudem in control.

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<v Speaker 1>But what is a few? I okay, i gotta do aitude.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think.

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<v Speaker 8>Somehow the wires on the wrong tables were herds?

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<v Speaker 3>You never know my hand to listen to.

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<v Speaker 12>I'm feeling gone from the heads of my shoes, know

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<v Speaker 12>where I'm going, and I know what to do. I'll

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<v Speaker 12>tie it up to my born abe.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not as you attude. I make control.

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<v Speaker 6>My w is abuse.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta do atude.

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