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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Hello, yes, hello America.

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Speaker 3: You're kind of hot. Marie, you're on the list.

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Speaker 4: Maybe you need to turn your volume down in your headphones. Andrew,

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Speaker 4: do I sound okay?

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Speaker 5: Babe?

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Speaker 6: I think he's I mean it could probably be further

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Speaker 6: away from her.

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Speaker 4: This is where I usually have it, so I also

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Speaker 4: I also can't hear myself. So there it is, There

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Speaker 4: is there is Okay.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's my bad.

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Speaker 3: Guys, let me hey, all right, we're keeping that in

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Speaker 3: because there's no edits here at no unofficial expert. We

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Speaker 3: keep it all the way one un real, wraw.

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Speaker 2: Editing, unfiltering, no face to hashtag. Leave it in there.

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Speaker 3: Hey, baby, how you doings?

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Speaker 2: I missed you, even though I saw you like an

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Speaker 2: hour ago. I saw Sidney twice today. How lucky you are?

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Speaker 5: You know?

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Speaker 3: I was honestly saying that when I was in the cab,

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Speaker 3: I was like, I can't believe I have the bestest

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Speaker 3: friend in the whole wide world.

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Speaker 2: Did you take it edible to that you asked me

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Speaker 2: about one?

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Speaker 3: Did you know I saw you a lot this weekend

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Speaker 3: and it did brighten my day or my weekend? I guess,

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Speaker 3: And you knew, you know you cooked for me and

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Speaker 3: well not just me. I don't want anybody think that

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Speaker 3: Murray is trying to date me.

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Speaker 2: But she might be trying to bag I'm trying to

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Speaker 2: bag my business.

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Speaker 3: She might do it for the story, right, imagine if

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Speaker 3: you hooked up with me.

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Speaker 2: To tell a story.

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Speaker 3: But like, yo, the pussies trash, y'all.

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Speaker 2: It's both of us just laying on our side, just

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Speaker 2: like neither one of us want to do anything.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, honestly, that that's what it would be.

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Speaker 2: Friend. I mean, I feel like overall sex is too

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Speaker 2: much work for me. If I have to be on

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Speaker 2: top or like if I have to like if I

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Speaker 2: have to do the moving, it's too much work for me.

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Speaker 2: But you know, I'm taking magnesium and I'm trying to

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Speaker 2: like rebuild my muscles, and I'm working out on YouTube.

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Speaker 2: So like maybe this time next year I'm gonna be,

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Speaker 2: you know, captain of being on top.

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Speaker 3: Well, the thing is that because I was so trash

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Speaker 3: in my last last relationship, I'm really just trying to

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Speaker 3: prove myself in this one. So I'm putting in a

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Speaker 3: lot of you know, backwork, very arching arching more. You know,

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Speaker 3: got the lingerie lingeree going on. I'm really really throwing

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Speaker 3: it back and just trying.

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Speaker 5: To be.

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Speaker 6: Your neighbors know that you're putting.

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Speaker 2: In no, not her neighbors, her booth.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was so long ago, like nobody's even mentioning

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Speaker 3: that anymore.

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Speaker 6: Andrew, I'm sorry for bringing it up.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, thank you, thank you Andrew for keeping us humble. Okay,

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Speaker 2: but Andrew, how are you doing?

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Speaker 5: How are you doing, bab.

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Speaker 6: I'm doing well. I mean, what do you what are

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Speaker 6: you alluding to.

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Speaker 3: The neighbors about you?

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Speaker 6: They never say anything. I have air pods now.

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Speaker 3: So I'm having sex.

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Speaker 6: I know I'm talking about like it's exclusively music. And

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Speaker 6: also I'm not that vocal during sex.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 6: I used to play the music on the stereo and

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Speaker 6: then someone did complain, and so now I have a BODS.

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Speaker 2: And you please sell us some kind of music. In

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Speaker 2: my mind, I see you putting the CD in the

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Speaker 2: stereo before I do. I do.

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Speaker 6: I did have like a lot of CDs before, you know,

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Speaker 6: they were.

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Speaker 2: Like it was like six sex jams.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 6: The song right now is New New Attitude Patty LaBelle.

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Speaker 6: I have been listening to that on repeat. That has

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Speaker 2: That's sex songs.

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Speaker 3: I said that was the song anti that it does

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Speaker 3: get you in the in a better vibe.

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Speaker 6: A new attitude.

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Speaker 4: If you're in a Calistens class. I'm not understanding what

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Speaker 4: you do for you. Okay, you know what, at the

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Speaker 4: end of this episode, insert that song.

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Speaker 2: As like the out we do that, Andrew.

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Speaker 3: I can honestly see you waking up playing that song,

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Speaker 3: starting it off and like doing that kind of like

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Speaker 3: Top Gun you only have a shirt on in white

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Speaker 3: sox and like slipping and slide in your apartment.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. The movie that you're alluding to is Risky Business.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the same thing, Tom Cruise, I said, Tom Hank.

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Speaker 2: He said Tom, she said Top Gun, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: same guys.

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Speaker 3: That's the same same guy, different movie, you know what

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Speaker 2: It's Top Gun, the one that has like the Homer

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Speaker 2: erotic volleyball scenes. It's the top movie where he's like.

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Speaker 6: Well, are you talking about Tom Hanks or Tom Cruise?

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Speaker 7: Now, Tom Cruise, you know this is Tom Tom too

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Speaker 7: many Toms, too many time Tom for Okay, so wait, Marie,

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Speaker 7: are we doing expertises this episode?

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Speaker 2: S yes, absolutely, go ahead and start us off. Mane oh,

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Speaker 2: I got to start it off.

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Speaker 5: Well, you you bought it up off.

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Speaker 2: That's something you want to share the energy that you

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Speaker 2: brought to the table, was Marie, are we because I'm ready? No,

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Speaker 2: it didn't sound like that.

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Speaker 3: It was kind of like, Marie, do you want to

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Speaker 3: because if not, we don't have to.

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Speaker 6: I don't know why you would bring it up if

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Speaker 3: Right, you know, I don't like that you guys are

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Speaker 3: ganging up with me. This is really weird and it's

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Speaker 3: very racist and homophobic.

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Speaker 2: I'm a black woman and I'm queer a Jason and

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Speaker 2: Andrew is gay, so it was.

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Speaker 6: Not racially charged my combats.

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Speaker 2: Sidney. Is there something that you want to share because

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Speaker 2: we can have some share time? You know?

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Speaker 3: Well, I think I'm an expert in trying to prepare,

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Speaker 3: but I'm always last minute. So even if I try

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Speaker 2: It's not enough.

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Speaker 3: Like me and Marie are shooting something that stand up related,

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Speaker 3: even though do we even do stand up anymore?

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Speaker 2: Girl, I have nothing prepared. I don't even know how

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Speaker 2: to craft the joke. Five minutes feels like a lifetime

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Speaker 2: for me. I'm like, you want me to talk.

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Speaker 3: For five, right, So me, me and Marie are looking

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Speaker 3: through old notebooks and you know, I can't even read

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Speaker 3: my handwriting because it's chicken scratch, and I'm like.

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Speaker 2: What is this set up and a touchline? Do you

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Speaker 2: have to do both?

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Speaker 3: So I've been trying. I've been like talking to other people.

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Speaker 3: I actually should have called my the guests. Actually I'm

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Speaker 3: to work on some stuff with her if she's available.

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Speaker 5: But I've called a couple of friends.

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Speaker 3: And I still went to a show the day before

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Speaker 3: and bomb my ass off on a on a rooftop

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Speaker 3: and it was old shivering shivering.

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Speaker 5: In my bomb. It hurt.

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Speaker 3: It was only single people for those six people definitely

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Speaker 3: wanted their money back and it was a free show.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, I feel like I'm really struggling because like

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Speaker 4: I was a lazy comedian before, Like I wasn't really writing.

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Speaker 4: I would just get on stage and like talk to

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Speaker 4: now I'm not on stage at all, and I'm still.

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Speaker 5: Wow. Sorry, I hope they miss popular.

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Speaker 2: I hope the quick time pick that up soon picked

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Speaker 4: Anyway, I uh, I don't have anything prepared, and uh,

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Speaker 4: I think what's gonna happen is I'm gonna show up

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Speaker 4: to this taping this weekend and I'm gonna be like,

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Speaker 4: I'm not just give you guys your.

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Speaker 3: Money back, because no, no, Marie, you're one of the

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Speaker 3: funniest people I know in real life, and you're gonna

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Speaker 3: pull me together.

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Speaker 4: But saying someone's funny in real life and then somebody

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Speaker 4: shooting a.

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Speaker 2: Video that lives on YouTube forever or until I'm rich

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Speaker 2: enough to get it pulled down is not the same thing. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm not Beyonce. It if I bomb, and then they

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Speaker 2: put the set up on YouTube, all of.

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Speaker 4: The white men that I will never have sex with

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Speaker 4: are gonna be like women aren't funny and this is

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Speaker 4: I still want to I want to put something that

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Speaker 4: I'm proud of out and.

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Speaker 2: Right now six is retired, so it's like, do I.

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Speaker 8: Do how many?

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Speaker 2: And you I'm still gonna roast you in the streets.

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Speaker 3: No, you're gonna pull it together. And we we did

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Speaker 3: a workshop today and it was like for an hour

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Speaker 2: We'll get our guests.

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Speaker 3: Maybe we'll work shop some more stuff with our guests. Today,

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Speaker 3: she imagined her coming in thinking she's gonna talk about

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Speaker 3: whatever her expertise, and it's like, hey, sis, so we're

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Speaker 3: gonna pay you to punch it up at all, you know,

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Speaker 3: just doing it and you're being an ally.

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Speaker 2: You know, yes, thank you for helping sisters and me. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but you'll be fine.

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Speaker 4: Marie.

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Speaker 3: I have all of my faith in you, and you're

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Speaker 3: you're wonderful. You know that you're so funny even if

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Speaker 3: you do it right now, you.

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Speaker 2: Should be like a life coach or something something something

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Speaker 2: along the lines where you're like, did you were you

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Speaker 2: a cheerleader in school?

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Speaker 3: No, bitch, I just I just see the good in

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Speaker 3: my friend, even when she can't see it. Right now,

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Speaker 3: I've seen you be so funny off the fly and

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Speaker 3: you can tag and tag.

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Speaker 2: That was like ten years ago, before we discovered electricity.

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Speaker 4: That was before sput Nick, you haven't seen me be

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Speaker 4: funny in mad Law. But I love the enthusiasm. I

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Speaker 4: love how excited you are.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know I we're just going to bring in

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Speaker 3: our guests because she definitely speak on behalf of everybody

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Speaker 3: that knows you very well. We're very excited to have her.

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Speaker 3: This is her second go round. This is her redeeming

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Speaker 3: herself because she doesn't feel like the first time she

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Speaker 3: came on she brought anything to the table. So she's

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Speaker 3: gonna come in very hot and actually she's actually going

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Speaker 3: to provide so much tips that you might go out

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Speaker 3: and murder. She is our murder expert. Give it up

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Speaker 3: for our really good friend Lisa Traeger.

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Speaker 8: Hello, I'm excited to be here. Also, fuck those six people.

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Speaker 8: They know we're having a hard time, Like they I

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Speaker 8: just fuck them.

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Speaker 5: I just don't know why you wouldn't even let out

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Speaker 5: a giggle.

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Speaker 3: I mean they left at some things, but it honestly,

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Speaker 5: Can you go up together?

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Speaker 2: That would be nice.

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Speaker 3: Imagine if we did a set together, Marie, then we

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Speaker 5: In the world. And I'm like, who's your favorite porn star?

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Speaker 8: She's one of But Keisha Gray is so Hotsha that

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Speaker 3: So so, Liza, I am your type.

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Speaker 6: I am.

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Speaker 2: Hey, you like girls named Keisha?

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Speaker 5: Oh well, it's her porn name. Are you gonna be mad?

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Speaker 8: She isn't black, so I guess it's week's name that's problematic.

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Speaker 5: So glad.

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Speaker 8: I do have some favorite black porn stars. This guy

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Speaker 3: I mean, she definitely looks like she fucks only black guys.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, she does a lot of like twelve black guys

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Speaker 2: Why now, why is she your favorite porn star?

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Speaker 5: Because she she's one.

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Speaker 4: I just beautiful, Okay, So it's not it's not necessarily technique.

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Speaker 5: And she does follow me on Twitter, and I like that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we'll shout out to Keisha Gray. No white Keisha

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Speaker 3: great because there might be a black Keisha Gray out there.

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Speaker 4: You notice a Keisha Gray. But the way she spells

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Speaker 4: I'm like, ah, I see it.

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Speaker 2: Okay. And who was the black man?

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Speaker 5: Mickey mad He's one of my faves.

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Speaker 2: Well, I would think that that was a white man,

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Speaker 2: Mickey Maud.

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Speaker 8: There's actually a couple. There's a few black dudes that

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Speaker 5: But what about the black women?

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Speaker 2: Lisa?

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Speaker 5: What about the skin?

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Speaker 8: Uh no, well, skin diamond is one, but Honey Golds

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Speaker 2: She's mixed skin diamond, all right, skin diamond that sounds

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Speaker 5: Points Honey Gold. And then Kira Noir is great.

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Speaker 3: Oh I like Kira. Yeah, she does a lot of anal.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's why you like her sis because she let butts.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's gotta she's got a clean butthole.

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Speaker 2: Boy. Oh, well, she would have a clean bootyhole was

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Speaker 6: That's bare minimum for anal.

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Speaker 3: But sometimes the butt just it doesn't look like they

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Oh, okay, the bumps can't You can't

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Speaker 5: But they asshole. Yeah, but that's not good for you.

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Speaker 5: Bleaching Buttleydney doesn't.

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Speaker 2: Dudes, that's not good for you either. Yes, it is. No,

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Speaker 2: God gave us holes to use.

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Speaker 8: No, there's well this was I think it's from a book.

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Speaker 8: I don't know if it's real, but I think girls

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Speaker 5: Eventually.

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Speaker 8: I think they do loosen up their buttholes if you're

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Speaker 2: Like more Snapple facts for me, and Andrew, did you

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Speaker 6: Well, I mean, I know, at least like men's buttholes,

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Speaker 6: if you keep on like doing a lot up there,

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Speaker 2: Now, would you get your booty hole bleached?

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Speaker 6: I don't think so. I mean, like we're saying it's

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Speaker 5: It deteriorates the skin.

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Speaker 8: I think it weakens it, and then you don't want

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Speaker 2: No, that's how you get booty.

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Speaker 5: In such Yeah, I think that's universal wants.

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Speaker 2: But I will say that the dude that I was

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Speaker 2: We never did anal, but he was always like, you,

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Speaker 3: One fact, Marie has a tight, tight, beautiful little ass.

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Speaker 4: It looks like a button. It looks like Corduoyd remember Corduoid,

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Speaker 4: the bear in the boot.

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Speaker 2: Corduroys eyes.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, the specifics on that.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: I do have a secret. I will reveal I actually

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Speaker 5: have a second butthole.

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Speaker 8: Unfortunately, excuse me, sorry, I have like a little hole

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Speaker 8: on top of my bubble. It's not it doesn't go

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Speaker 4: That's what you started, Liza, Liza, Liza, Okay, well, now

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Speaker 4: you gotta show it's just.

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Speaker 2: Between the family.

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Speaker 5: I will, I will show you later.

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Speaker 8: But it's because I have an extra tailbone and my

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 8: My dad sat me down once and I thought it

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 8: Sorry.

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Speaker 4: Your tailbone, from what I remember, is connected to your

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Speaker 2: It's the end of your spine. You got two bags.

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Speaker 5: I don't have to too.

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Speaker 4: So you'd be putting you'd be putting other stuff in

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Speaker 8: Just a cigarette, but you have to clean it, like

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Speaker 3: Why would somebody be putting a cigarette and your when.

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Speaker 8: You're a teenager, you know, it's like look at what

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Speaker 5: And then it's like.

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Speaker 2: Funny showing when you were a teenager, you were showing

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Speaker 8: Yeah, like we'd go to a bathroom or like later

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Speaker 2: You still friends with those people?

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Speaker 4: No, Lisa was voted most likely to do anal in

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Speaker 8: But I do wonder the people that I had one

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Speaker 8: I forgot. I didn't realize that people probably first.

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Speaker 3: Of all, any guy saying that out loud, other guys

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Speaker 2: Where she at? Where the booty at? Okay?

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Speaker 4: So okay, so where is this extra booty hole? Is

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Speaker 5: No, that would be a problem, that would be really.

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Speaker 2: You said you were going to redeem yourself. You showed

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Speaker 2: me a girl you we love you? Best episode yet? Yeah,

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Speaker 5: It's like an inch above or something.

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Speaker 2: Girl, I love this extra booty hole.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Can that be the title extra booty hole for you?

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Speaker 5: Absolutely?

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's real? This back in Yeah. So, so Lee's

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Speaker 2: where are you right now?

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Speaker 5: How you doing? So?

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Speaker 8: If you can tell, I have a lot of Judaica

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Speaker 8: I would call them my in laws, but it confuses people.

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Speaker 8: Well, they went away to see their grandkids for the winter,

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Speaker 2: Well I mean that other booty hole was definitely go

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Speaker 5: So yeah, so.

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Speaker 8: It's really nice and all this art I grew up with,

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Speaker 3: I will say, Liza, you look like you're in a

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Speaker 2: You got a scrunchy and we love Yeah. Wow, yeah,

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Speaker 8: I've had a sore throat. So actually for a week

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Speaker 8: it's been awful. I got a negative COVID test, a

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Speaker 8: negative strap test, no idea what's up? And then today

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Speaker 5: So knowing what's wrong with me has made me happy

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Speaker 2: Right now, how does one get puffy tonsils?

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Speaker 5: Too much? Oral?

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Speaker 2: They'll talk about that.

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Speaker 8: I wish I've been like, I think I've crossed over

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Speaker 2: No, now it's like fuck me, Yeah that's what it is.

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00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:24,920
Speaker 5: Yeah.

452
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,840
Speaker 3: Wow, I want to just say that other booty holes

453
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,320
Speaker 3: got to be extra tight, right.

454
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:36,560
Speaker 2: Since all Lisa, you get regret bothered over here.

455
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,720
Speaker 3: I swear, I'm like, I need to go and get

456
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,280
Speaker 3: a ticket and come see you d.

457
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:43,760
Speaker 2: Take care of you.

458
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,960
Speaker 8: You know, I definitely had an ex who would like

459
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,480
Speaker 8: pretend to talk with it, you know.

460
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:54,960
Speaker 2: That slame you said, talk to it like they would like, no.

461
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,520
Speaker 5: Like talk with it, like pretend it was talking. No,

462
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:58,840
Speaker 5: they were like moving.

463
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:05,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd be like, honey, don't play with your food, okay,

464
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,240
Speaker 3: eat it, don't speak to it okay.

465
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,879
Speaker 2: So you originally had given us a couple of different

466
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,280
Speaker 2: things that you wanted to be an expert own.

467
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:19,919
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, so I can't I prepared how to be

468
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:23,359
Speaker 8: a virgo expert, you know, like how to be a Virgo,

469
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:27,159
Speaker 8: how to deal with a Virgo, But then I also

470
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:30,800
Speaker 8: can do how to get away with murder? Because I've

471
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:33,080
Speaker 8: been researching a lot of crimes and watching I mean,

472
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,800
Speaker 8: I've always watched a Loan Order SVUE, but I have

473
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,159
Speaker 8: a new podcast coming out that's sv related, and so

474
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,639
Speaker 8: I've been researching all these murders, how people get caught

475
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,560
Speaker 8: and SVU all the dumb things criminals do, and so

476
00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:47,560
Speaker 8: I do know. I've I think I would get caught,

477
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,879
Speaker 8: but I there's a lot of I do have some

478
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,920
Speaker 8: advice if you do want to murder, but I don't

479
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,679
Speaker 8: know what if we get in trouble. This is actually

480
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,560
Speaker 8: an SVU style episode where we would just be talking

481
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,919
Speaker 8: how to do it, and then someone would do it,

482
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,720
Speaker 8: say they listened to this pod guests, and then we

483
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:01,560
Speaker 8: would be tried.

484
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,440
Speaker 2: But isn't that what isn't that what basic instinct was about?

485
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:08,200
Speaker 2: I never saw she wrote I saw it. Oh, she

486
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 2: did write a book. And if she wrote a book, and.

487
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,280
Speaker 3: It's basically like oh, Jay Simpson's book, like if I

488
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:14,719
Speaker 3: did it?

489
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,200
Speaker 4: Kind of No, she wrote the book and then a

490
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,240
Speaker 4: murder happened like in the book.

491
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,160
Speaker 2: Oh, and she was like, I'd have to be kind

492
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,919
Speaker 2: of stupid to write about it before I did it.

493
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 4: And then she crossed her legs and she didn't have

494
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,280
Speaker 4: no panties on, and the cops were like, oh, she's innocent.

495
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, And she waxed for that.

496
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,879
Speaker 3: It was crazy. She didn't have no strip or nothing.

497
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,200
Speaker 3: It was just straight up lips.

498
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,919
Speaker 2: I mean, that's not crazy. Brazilian waxes have been a

499
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,719
Speaker 2: thing for a minute, you know.

500
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,679
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't wait to get laser.

501
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 8: That's a post pandemic goal. I'm gonna laser at all.

502
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,760
Speaker 2: Oh so you got you got a force down there?

503
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:53,360
Speaker 2: What's going on?

504
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:58,160
Speaker 5: No? But like I don't I waxing fucking hurts. I don't.

505
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,919
Speaker 8: I'd rather just hurt a little for a laser and

506
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,440
Speaker 8: then be done with it for a while.

507
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,919
Speaker 2: But don't you have to go to multiple visits for

508
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:06,640
Speaker 2: the laser to work.

509
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

510
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 8: I used to work at a laser plate well salant whatever,

511
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,760
Speaker 8: but then I had a couple and then I didn't

512
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:15,640
Speaker 8: work there anymore, so.

513
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 5: I couldn't finish this. You got fired, I would quit,

514
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 5: that's my thing.

515
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 8: I would stay at a salon for a year and

516
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:23,280
Speaker 8: a half and then my attitude would become a problem

517
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,400
Speaker 8: and I have to move on to another salon.

518
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,560
Speaker 2: I love that for you.

519
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,359
Speaker 4: Now, would you put the real number to the place

520
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 4: that you got fired from on your resumes?

521
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,200
Speaker 5: I would always quit. I would always quit.

522
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:39,160
Speaker 8: It would like I would just sense that I wasn't

523
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,120
Speaker 8: beloved anymore.

524
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,639
Speaker 5: And once that happens, you just have to move on.

525
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,399
Speaker 3: And that should go for even in relationships. When you

526
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 3: feel like it's not hating no more, you gotta dash.

527
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 8: Yeah, once they're like okay, so this client said, and

528
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 8: I'm out, Like.

529
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:58,440
Speaker 2: I when I tell people I've been fired from every

530
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,919
Speaker 2: job I've ever had, I sometimes we'll forget jobs that

531
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 2: I was fired from that I was at for like

532
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:07,159
Speaker 2: a week. I I don't think I've ever had a

533
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,199
Speaker 2: job for like more than I don't think I've been

534
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 2: at a job for a year.

535
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,879
Speaker 4: Ever, every job I've ever had has been like for

536
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:18,080
Speaker 4: less than that. Because you know, a client said, or.

537
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:22,399
Speaker 3: You're late all the time, usually your lateness, bitch, No,

538
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 3: since it was a combination of lateness and attitude.

539
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,159
Speaker 2: Honestly so it was.

540
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 8: Or one time to my manager, I asked her a question,

541
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 8: and I go, well, you're the manager, so why don't

542
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,160
Speaker 8: you know this? And I was like, obviously a problem.

543
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, I definitely don't want to be here if you're

544
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:36,720
Speaker 3: saying things like that.

545
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,639
Speaker 8: The one time I got fired, I was supposed to

546
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,879
Speaker 8: clean the floor of the gym and then the owner

547
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:43,880
Speaker 8: slipped and he was like, you have to go.

548
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 5: He's like, what did you use tapes?

549
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 4: Did you not put one of those little yellow questions?

550
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,960
Speaker 2: That was like, also, if a ground is that slippery,

551
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:07,880
Speaker 2: that means you saw it before you walked on it, right,

552
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 2: I don't know.

553
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 8: But he sat me down and he was like, you

554
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 8: know this is it's gonna work out.

555
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,360
Speaker 5: He was like a personal.

556
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 8: Training gym and Natalie and I don't work out, Like,

557
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 8: why would you work at a gym if you don't

558
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 8: work out?

559
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,120
Speaker 3: No, no, no, that don't say that for the gym,

560
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:22,680
Speaker 3: for the check oh.

561
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,119
Speaker 8: But I just feel because when you work at a

562
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 8: hair salon, you have to that's it. I also got

563
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 8: tired of having to like put on makeup and represent

564
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,919
Speaker 8: the hair careens, the products.

565
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 2: Listen sis.

566
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,160
Speaker 4: I've been to many a hair salon, and in my experience,

567
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 4: the people who do the best hair are the people

568
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 4: whose hair usually looks the worst.

569
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 2: Really you get to this when you go to the

570
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:43,879
Speaker 2: weak place.

571
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:44,399
Speaker 1: Yes.

572
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, if they're doing their hair, they don't have any

573
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 3: more energy for you because they already did it for

574
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:49,360
Speaker 3: the day.

575
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 5: Yeah.

576
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:51,919
Speaker 2: Right, If they're doing their hair, that means that they

577
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 2: don't have enough clients during the week they have time

578
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 2: to do their hair. I need you to be I

579
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 2: need a wrap. I need the weed to be a

580
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,400
Speaker 2: little bit crooked. I need you to.

581
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,159
Speaker 5: Be a little bit of a hot mess for me

582
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:03,880
Speaker 5: to be comfort.

583
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 3: Love a loose, messy ponytail, like kind of like what

584
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 3: you got going on, Lisa.

585
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:07,919
Speaker 2: That's how you.

586
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 3: I'm sure you can lay my wig down properly.

587
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,879
Speaker 8: I still don't fully understand what edges are, and people

588
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 8: keep is explaining it and I just don't understand.

589
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 3: That's problematic, pandemic to Google.

590
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,359
Speaker 8: I Google, I read about it, I see the picture

591
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 8: of the pictures, and I just am like, I just

592
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:28,680
Speaker 8: don't get it.

593
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have the same problem because that just constantly

594
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,719
Speaker 6: gets brought up on this podcast. And I was on

595
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 6: the subway the other day and I feel like I

596
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 6: saw someone with really bad they look like it's just

597
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 6: it was like, okay, so they have like their hair

598
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:46,879
Speaker 6: slipped back. But then they had like it was like

599
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 6: very like crumbly hair.

600
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 3: We're gonna have to take that off of You're gonna

601
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 3: have to edit that out.

602
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,399
Speaker 2: Leave it in there, crumbling meaning look like tackle me.

603
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,640
Speaker 6: No it wasn't, No, it wasn't. It wasn't.

604
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 3: I want no parts.

605
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 6: It was like a crinkled like bar code. I want

606
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 6: to you know, like a bar code. But just like like.

607
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 2: You're talking about baby hairs. Okay, so okay, okay, that's okay,

608
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,199
Speaker 2: that's not baby hairs is different than edges. But some

609
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 2: people they don't have any edges, so they called them

610
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 2: into baby hairs. Yes, me and Marie don't have great

611
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 2: examples of either.

612
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 5: So I have a messter.

613
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,919
Speaker 2: So you speak for yourself, Beach. Look at this. This

614
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 2: is my edges, right, you see that. You see this

615
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 2: right here, I'm gonna need a magnifying glass.

616
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 4: I can't you need a manify glass for yourself, Beach anyway, anyway,

617
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 4: get back to this murder.

618
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 8: But I would like to say I was amazing at

619
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:54,439
Speaker 8: scheduling appointments, and if you were a good client, I

620
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,680
Speaker 8: would move things around, switch a lot, like I would

621
00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 8: go out of my way to make sure you got

622
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 8: your roots done and stuff. But if you were a Mitch,

623
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 8: there's no way I'm going out of my way. She's

624
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,200
Speaker 8: not available.

625
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, she's she's booked till February.

626
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 5: But if you were good, I'd be like, don't worry,

627
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,399
Speaker 5: I'll get you in. And I would.

628
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 8: I'd be like, hey, can you come in fifteen minutes early?

629
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 8: And the best part about being a slong reception. And

630
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 8: I don't know why I turned into this, but people

631
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 8: know you're in charge of their money, so they're.

632
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 5: So good to you. They're like, oh, let me do

633
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 5: your makeup before you go out, you know, and that

634
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 5: was great.

635
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:30,160
Speaker 2: I love that. I love you know. Before the pandemic,

636
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 2: there was a sephore that I would go to and

637
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,919
Speaker 2: there was a girl who she was like she was mixed,

638
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 2: but every time I came in, she was like, you're

639
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 2: the same complexion as my mom, and I just want

640
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 2: to do your makeup and she would just like play

641
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 2: with my face. And then I would go to like

642
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 2: dates and stuff after did she do a good job?

643
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 2: Miss that girl? She would always do a good job

644
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 2: because she, you know, I was basically her mom.

645
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 8: Okay, so four right now, I've waited out in line

646
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 8: and you tell them what they you want and they

647
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 8: go get it for you, and then you just come in,

648
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 8: grab it and pay.

649
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 2: Oh there is four about me.

650
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 4: I went in there to pick up one item and

651
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 4: they're like, we don't carry that brand. And I was like, what,

652
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 4: It's on the website and.

653
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 3: She was like, that's where you can get and play

654
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 3: with the makeup. What Why the fuck would I go

655
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 3: into there? Like the whole purpose is to try on stuff.

656
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 3: It's I need samples. I'm not buying anything that I

657
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 3: can't try on.

658
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 8: I am about you, guys. You may have fun, you

659
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 8: may you have fun with your makeup. I'm consistent. I've

660
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 8: been using the same products for years.

661
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 2: That's unfortunate, but I love that for you. Wow, it's

662
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 2: something that works.

663
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 8: That's the Twitter game. What sounds like a compliment, but

664
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 8: isn't that?

665
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 6: Is that?

666
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 2: And truly Sydney is Queen of sounds like a compliment,

667
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 2: but it is not. So I know that firsthand. So

668
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 2: we don't really have to dwell on that. I know

669
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 2: what you mean. Okay, so when is your birthday?

670
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 5: Oh, we're gonna do the verse? Okay, No, just I

671
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 5: mean I just want to.

672
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 8: August thirty first and the and I have another virgo

673
00:29:56,440 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 8: born on my day is Richard gear and he, you know,

674
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 8: put a Gerbil.

675
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 5: In his butt. Back to butt talks.

676
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 2: What Richard Gerbil in his Richard Gerbil in his butt?

677
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 5: Wait?

678
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 2: Why did he do that?

679
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 5: That's like a rumor that he liked the way it felt.

680
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 6: You know why he did that?

681
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 2: I mean, well, he did that so it could tickle

682
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 2: his roth steak like I do that.

683
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 6: You're the one that one wants to see a second

684
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 6: buttthole on zoom.

685
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 2: You can't talk about it not show it.

686
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 4: Okay, those are those are two butt things that I

687
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 4: want to see on the zume. I want to see

688
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 4: a second buttthole and I want to see a gerbil

689
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 4: going to something.

690
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 8: Because I think he's ever denied it publicly. I don't

691
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 8: think he's ever denied it.

692
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 4: Well, I think it's wild because it's a rumor. Andrew,

693
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 4: had you'd heard this.

694
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 6: From before I had heard this? Yeah, I completely forgot

695
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 6: about this repressed.

696
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 2: Yes, Sidney, you might have heard about this and forgot

697
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 2: that this is something that I heard about. When I

698
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 2: want to say, when I was in like second grade.

699
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 2: People have just always this thing has always been kind

700
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 2: of like a urban, urban legend.

701
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 3: I missed, I missed the mark. I'm sorry, Oh my god,

702
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 3: I saw your.

703
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 2: Allegedly he went to the hospital and they had to

704
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 2: pull the dribble. Is that what the story is that?

705
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 5: Looking it up? I think he's looking at it looks.

706
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 6: Like, yeah, I'm looking it up.

707
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 5: Yes, I do have a sweet Richard Gear story.

708
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 8: But so my mom when she left Russia to America,

709
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 8: her friends were all like, in America, You're going to

710
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 8: be around celebrities and movie stars, like, good.

711
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 5: Luck in America.

712
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 8: And then while when I was in high school, we

713
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 8: went to the Oprah Show and it was for the

714
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 8: movie Shall We Dance? So it is Richard Gear, Susan

715
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 8: Strand and Jalo were the guests, and we were standing

716
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 8: in line outside and he drove by in a car

717
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 8: and waved to us, and my mom was like, finally

718
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 8: after all these years, and it meant like a lot

719
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 8: to her to see Richard Gere.

720
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 6: It is an urban legend. This stirple uh fiasco with

721
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 6: Richard Gere is what a lot of websites the smoke,

722
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 6: there's fire exactly, And I'm gonna choose to believe it happened.

723
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 2: How old is Richard Elizabeth?

724
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 6: Oh gosh, let's.

725
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 5: See, I'm gonna guess sixty four.

726
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's he's on the truth. He is seventy he

727
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 6: is seventy one.

728
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 5: Wow. Yeah, that was a Price of Bright moment.

729
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 2: That was Yeah, what was the last Big Bob One?

730
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 2: If I ever meet Richard gear I'm going to ask

731
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 2: him about the dribbling.

732
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 6: I mean, like, how does a rumor like that even start?

733
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 6: You know, like that seems way too specific to not

734
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 6: be true.

735
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 3: Well, exactly, I met him before, and he he was

736
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 3: he's a.

737
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 2: Better look at second but hole scene.

738
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 3: No, when I saw him, he he looked he looked

739
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 3: tired or weathered or something. I don't know what was

740
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 3: going on, but he definitely looked better on camera, but

741
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 3: I'm sure everybody does. He was very nice though. He

742
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 3: has he has beautiful eyes. I like that he has

743
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 3: like Drew by Lid's.

744
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 5: Oh that's another their insult.

745
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 4: Thanks Trager, thank you for hearing the shade and receiving

746
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 4: it looks like he's missing.

747
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 5: Never mind.

748
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 3: Okay, so baby cakes, So wait, have you always been

749
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 3: into like murder or murder mysteries or shows with murder.

750
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 5: Yeah.

751
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 8: When I was in junior high I got my dream

752
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 8: was to be a forensic pathologist.

753
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 2: No way.

754
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, like I would get all the books of the

755
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 8: psychologists that would be in with the criminals. And I

756
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 8: love James Patterson books at the time and detectives. And

757
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 8: then I was like, I don't want to be in

758
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 8: a jail all day. That's like a sad life. Like

759
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 8: I'm too happy for that.

760
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 2: What is a forensic pathologist?

761
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 8: So my favorite one is doctor Michael batt Well, he's

762
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 8: more signed. I would be a forensic psychologist, that was

763
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 8: the dream. But pathologist what my doctor Michael Baden of

764
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 8: HBO's Autopsy always says, it's like the way the dead

765
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 8: communicate with the living, and it's like.

766
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 2: You need to watch all the time.

767
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 5: He's amazing. He's still alive. He's in New York.

768
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 8: He's in his eighties, Okay, yeah, and he it's basically

769
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 8: like evidence, bones, hair details, fibers, the science of catching killers.

770
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 2: I mean, I love the science.

771
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:20,399
Speaker 4: Of but I also feel like, like when I was little,

772
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 4: my mom used to always say, people like psychiatrists and

773
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 4: psychologists people who work with crazy people become crazy themselves.

774
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,439
Speaker 2: So in my mind. By that logic, people who work

775
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 2: with murderers or explore murder also become murderers too, So

776
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 2: that was kind of like what my thought process was

777
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 2: about that. But I've always been fascinated by like serial killers,

778
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,319
Speaker 2: Like that is the type of murder that's always been

779
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 2: like interesting to me.

780
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,439
Speaker 8: Well, yeah, do you guys you know the movie conn

781
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 8: Air Steve Buscemi. In the movie, he says, you know,

782
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 8: crimes of necessity aren't as fun, like the greats are

783
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,720
Speaker 8: always the greats and quotes are always like crimes of passion.

784
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,319
Speaker 5: Serial killers it's like their hobby. They love it.

785
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 4: I mean, I need to pick up some new hobby.

786
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 4: But I was always fascinated by female serial killers.

787
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 2: And they call them black widow.

788
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 8: There's not a lot, but I think women are better

789
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 8: at getting away with it, to be honest. I think

790
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 8: they use more like plants and herbs and make poisons.

791
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 8: Even the women that eventually got caught by poisoning their husbands.

792
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 8: Like they changed the way car fluids made. They were

793
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 8: killing everyone with the freeze. What is anti anti freeze?

794
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 3: And it's like it's such a slow death. It's like

795
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 3: they're slowly they gotta wait around for like you know,

796
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 3: one to six months for someone to die.

797
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, the women don't get caught.

798
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 2: Really, I think the women don't get caught.

799
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 4: I think until their like third husband dies and then

800
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 4: somebody's like, wait a minute.

801
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 3: He just disappeared, or or Carol Baskin or.

802
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 8: Well, that's another tip I'd like to say, if you

803
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 8: want to if nobody no case, they need to find

804
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,760
Speaker 8: the body to charge you. And so if they can't

805
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 8: tell you the day and time you did it, or

806
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 8: if there's nobody, they can't prove anything in court allegedly.

807
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 3: Allegedly that's what they say. And don't take our word

808
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 3: for it because we don't know.

809
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,240
Speaker 5: Don't kill anybody.

810
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's this podcast.

811
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 8: Well I learned that from I learned that from the

812
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 8: case one of the Casey Anthony documentaries, because that's how

813
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 8: she got away with it, because everyone knew she killed

814
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 8: that baby.

815
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 2: Wait, they never found her daughter.

816
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 8: They found like pieces, but because of the Florida weather,

817
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 8: she disintegrated. So it was just like a skull, like

818
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,919
Speaker 8: there wasn't a full body, and they could never prove

819
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:46,800
Speaker 8: the day and time.

820
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,320
Speaker 4: They just couldn't hold on. Casey Anthony is the one

821
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 4: that did well?

822
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:52,760
Speaker 2: Was it Hillary Duff?

823
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:56,439
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, that's right. In the SVU Hillary Duff

824
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 5: player in.

825
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 4: SVU, she was I just wanted to go to Coachella,

826
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 4: and it was like it was like meat deli meat

827
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,280
Speaker 4: spilled in the trunk or something.

828
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 2: And she was like, that's not my baby.

829
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 3: She said, ain't nobody baby gonna stop me from pussy

830
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:11,320
Speaker 3: popping on a handstand.

831
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 2: I'm out of here.

832
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, she was partying.

833
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 8: I mean, that's what all the new Nancy Grace and

834
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 8: all of them, that's what they got stuck on, like

835
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 8: chir baby's dead and she's dancing.

836
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 3: Well, you gotta you gotta dance the the the right away.

837
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 2: I'm so sad.

838
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,319
Speaker 5: And she also what she did well.

839
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 8: And if you have to be a murderer, you have

840
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 8: to be a great actor and liar. You have to

841
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 8: be able to lie to the cops. You have to

842
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 8: act like you're sad. You really have to lay it

843
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 8: on thick.

844
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,439
Speaker 3: And I will say that white women are really great

845
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 3: at that, yes, hands down historically.

846
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:51,879
Speaker 4: Except for the white women that have committed murders that

847
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 4: we look at like, who was the one that they

848
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 4: said killed her roommate in Italy and she was doing

849
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 4: like cartwheels in the streets, Amanda.

850
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 9: They were like, okay, so so give us, give us

851
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 9: three tips on how to get away with murder.

852
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,240
Speaker 8: Oh gosh, Well, you don't want to have a clear

853
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:19,720
Speaker 8: motive and you need an alibi. You definitely need an alibi.

854
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,320
Speaker 2: But like what's a good alibi?

855
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 3: Because saying you're having a friend that can say you

856
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 3: were here at all, that's not enough.

857
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 8: You want to study group, you want credit card receipts.

858
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 8: You want to be at a club, like, you want

859
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:35,280
Speaker 8: to be somewhere a bingo tournament. That's great, it lasts

860
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,879
Speaker 8: for hours, you know, lots of people.

861
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:38,760
Speaker 2: You want a movie ticket.

862
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 8: Yeah, And like they're also if you're gonna make sure

863
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:45,360
Speaker 8: there's no cameras everywhere, Like that's what people get caught

864
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 8: because like there's a camera at the bank, there's CCTV everywhere,

865
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 8: Like you have to make sure that there's no cameras

866
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 8: catching you. But also, I don't know how much people

867
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,320
Speaker 8: actually investigate crime.

868
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 2: That's another thing, because they are lazy as hell.

869
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 3: They know how long it takes to actually get to

870
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 3: the bottom of something.

871
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:06,359
Speaker 8: Yeah, because a lot of the cases that I've been

872
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 8: researching it's really horrific. It's like the women escape, they

873
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 8: go to the cops, and the cops like you're kind

874
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 8: of a slug and you're like drugs, We don't believe you,

875
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 8: and so all like people keep killing because these cops

876
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,240
Speaker 8: just don't believe women.

877
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well that's the thing about the stuff that we

878
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:26,760
Speaker 2: watch because you know your Door and Olivia Benson, Elliott Stabler,

879
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 2: Captain Craigan, you know Toutula.

880
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:29,800
Speaker 5: We love the fantasy.

881
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 4: But right, but in all of the things that we

882
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 4: watch about cops, they saw the case every hour or

883
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 4: some episodes are to be continued, and you're like, oh

884
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 4: it wasn't. Oh I love a good to be continued. Yeah,

885
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 4: but if you if you watch, can you hear me?

886
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,360
Speaker 5: Yeah? But now your parents, when you watch.

887
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 3: First forty eight, a lot of the things are not

888
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 3: getting sawd they show you, especially Florida, Oh Florida, that's

889
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 3: little little Haiti, Little Haley, Little Haiti in Miami. Would

890
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:06,919
Speaker 3: none of the cases would get solved because they would

891
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 3: burn the car, burn the body. They would do everything

892
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 3: in broad daylight, and nobody would want to come and

893
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 3: say that they say this to anything.

894
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 4: Well, that's the difference and I think you have a

895
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 4: joke about this, Lisa that used to do.

896
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:24,720
Speaker 2: But like most of the cops that are actually cops

897
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 2: in real life, they're not solving cases.

898
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 4: They don't these detected what No, they're they're eating donuts

899
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 4: and planting guns.

900
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 2: They're not like doing the actual to solve this.

901
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:41,280
Speaker 8: And if you watch forensic files, like usually the crimes

902
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 8: that get solved are the tiniest towns ever they have

903
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 8: all this time, Like I would hate to need I

904
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,919
Speaker 8: would hate to need an ambulance in New York City.

905
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 8: Like when you see cars not moving in the one

906
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,720
Speaker 8: way streets, it's really New York's busy.

907
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 5: It sucks.

908
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 2: Listen, if I ever hurt myself, don't call an ambulance,

909
00:40:58,239 --> 00:40:59,319
Speaker 2: call me an uber. Thank you.

910
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 4: I will get there for twenty seven dollars instead of

911
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 4: thirty seven thousand, does but I will.

912
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,360
Speaker 5: Sorry, No, I'm just saying I don't ever want to

913
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 5: be But.

914
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 8: Also with us, I do like that they make they

915
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,360
Speaker 8: have bad cops on it too, and then like Benson

916
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 8: will fight them, like they're always like, oh, I'll get this.

917
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 8: The panty police over here, like there's always kind of dick.

918
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 5: Holes, which is nice that are like not believing it.

919
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 8: But it's really crazy how many horrible judges there are that,

920
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 8: let like, don't enforce restraining orders, and it's it's a system.

921
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,399
Speaker 5: Built by a fucking disgusting man.

922
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:35,840
Speaker 2: The whole thing is corrupt.

923
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,879
Speaker 3: But the thing about New York is that you would

924
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 3: think that it's so big and it's so high in tech,

925
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:45,319
Speaker 3: but a lot of the video doesn't work. The security

926
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 3: guard was sleeping, the neighbors were like, I didn't hear anything.

927
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 2: So it's just it's just really hard to get down

928
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 2: to the bottom of anything.

929
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:58,320
Speaker 3: It's like, so this man was brutally beating this woman

930
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:03,320
Speaker 3: to death and you're saying nobody heard anything. Meanwhile, I'm

931
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 3: having lesbian sex in LA and we're getting.

932
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,760
Speaker 5: Notes that we're too lat Yeah, but that's nice.

933
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 2: Well that's because she was killing that poo, Okay.

934
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:19,240
Speaker 4: But my thing is like, when you watch those shows

935
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,799
Speaker 4: and the detectives are questioning neighbors and stuff, they're like, well,

936
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:23,759
Speaker 4: what time did you hear that?

937
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 2: And they're like seventy.

938
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 4: I don't know what time it is, right, I don't

939
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 4: know what today I'm looking I'm looking at my laptop

940
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:32,879
Speaker 4: and don't know what time like a bar time will

941
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 4: be like, oh yeah, she ordered a white wine and

942
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 4: had four of us, Like yeah, it's like girl, but

943
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 4: I actually am someone.

944
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:44,240
Speaker 8: I am guilty of getting myself into business and trying

945
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 8: to call the authorities when I see something wrong and

946
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 8: they always fail me.

947
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 2: Lisa, why are you being a Karen? What happened?

948
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,240
Speaker 8: I saw a man like there was like a limp

949
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 8: woman and she was being stuffed into a car in

950
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,799
Speaker 8: a way that a trunk or a bank a backseat.

951
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 8: But it didn't seem like boyfriend my girlfriend's drunk energy.

952
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 8: It seemed fucked up. And there was two guys and

953
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 8: I was like, hey, what's going on? And he was

954
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,439
Speaker 8: And if it was a boyfriend, you the boyfriend would

955
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,319
Speaker 8: have been like, oh god, Stephanie's a fucking latch this again,

956
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 8: you know, and we would have had a banter. But

957
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 8: he was like mind your business, get the fuck, like

958
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 8: being argumentative, and she wasn't going in and he was

959
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 8: just being rough with her in a way I didn't like.

960
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:21,799
Speaker 5: So I called.

961
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,280
Speaker 8: This was in Grand Rapids and I called the police.

962
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:27,359
Speaker 8: I did the license, I give everything. I waited they

963
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:30,240
Speaker 8: wouldn't come. I tried chasing the car nothing. I couldn't

964
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 8: keep up.

965
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,840
Speaker 4: You tried chasing the car, so you got in a

966
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:35,720
Speaker 4: cab and you're like, though the car no, I was running.

967
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 2: Cat was like the cat was like I need an

968
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 2: adamss man.

969
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 8: I was also with I was with Shang Wang and

970
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 8: he was like, I guess I have to watch her

971
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 8: do this shit.

972
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it was fucked up and they never came.

973
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,399
Speaker 8: And then one time I was driving and I saw

974
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 8: a man beating up two women and when I started

975
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 8: slowing down, he turned and screamed at me. So I

976
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,359
Speaker 8: got nervous, so I drove a little and called book.

977
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:59,720
Speaker 2: Okay, what was the ethnicity of this man?

978
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 5: White or Greek? Maybe Latino?

979
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:03,959
Speaker 2: Oh? White?

980
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 5: White?

981
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 2: Yes? The first one word, wait, white or Greek like

982
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 2: the same thing. My big bet Greek wedding is thank

983
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 2: you for white or Greek or Latino?

984
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, Lisa, we know if we were going to ask

985
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 3: you as a witness, that wouldn't have goat, that wouldn't

986
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:27,799
Speaker 3: have went through.

987
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,799
Speaker 2: Okay, So you need to have a good alibi, you know.

988
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 5: I think, yeah, you want to make sure people.

989
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 8: But this is what always happens on those shows is

990
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 8: there's like always a break in twenty minutes where no

991
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 8: one saw them and it's enough time. So I don't

992
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:46,400
Speaker 8: really know how to solve that kind of dilemma, but

993
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 8: you want to make sure there's cameras of you enjoying

994
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 8: things and you know.

995
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 2: And don't be caught in the supermarket buying a shovel

996
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:55,720
Speaker 2: and a bag.

997
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 8: I was gonna say, leave town to do those things

998
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:00,160
Speaker 8: like a lot of time.

999
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 2: Oh and pay cash, pay cash.

1000
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 8: Or they'll go to a pawn shop a block from

1001
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 8: their house to pawn a necklace. You know, like you

1002
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:11,720
Speaker 8: have to leave town. You can't be like leaving evidence

1003
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:12,439
Speaker 8: all over town.

1004
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 4: Or they'll hold on to stuff, like they'll take something

1005
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:18,840
Speaker 4: from the scene and it'll be in their house on

1006
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:19,400
Speaker 4: their books.

1007
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:22,760
Speaker 8: Doctor Michael Baden always says that they always leave something

1008
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 8: or take something. Yeah, there's it's very rare that they

1009
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 8: don't because it's it's little things. I mean, those are

1010
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,439
Speaker 8: the best crimes that are solved forensic files. When it's

1011
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 8: like one fiber of a pant on the body is

1012
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 8: how they catch the person, or like.

1013
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 3: Or the person had a cat and the cat there

1014
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 3: was in the rug that they rolled the person up in.

1015
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 8: Did you watch the one where he got a footprint

1016
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 8: and a Hamburger bun. No, he was running away, his

1017
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 8: foot stepped in a Hamburger bun and they had a

1018
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,399
Speaker 8: footprint in the Hamburger bun. And that's how the guy

1019
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 8: got caught.

1020
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 3: Okay, well here's murder, because Marie is just doing so

1021
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 3: much murder.

1022
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 5: I'm so excited that you were.

1023
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 2: Oh I love it. But here's my top.

1024
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,919
Speaker 4: Don't wear your exclusive stuff to kill somebody because people

1025
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 4: will be like, like the Hamburger footprint guy.

1026
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 2: It will be like, well, these only one hundred pairs

1027
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:18,840
Speaker 2: of these shoes were made.

1028
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 5: There was an.

1029
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 2: Episode and he was barefoot.

1030
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 5: They got he was in it. Yeah, and I guess

1031
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 5: feetprints are like handprints. They're unique to the body.

1032
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know nobody has so Yeah that makes sense.

1033
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:36,720
Speaker 6: What was the thing with the finger and the Wendy's chili?

1034
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 6: What happened there? Do you remember this?

1035
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:40,959
Speaker 4: Nuts?

1036
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:44,320
Speaker 6: Is that someone if someone went to Wendy's ordered to

1037
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 6: chili and then they found a finger obviously cut off,

1038
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 6: not attached to a person, and they're chili, thought that

1039
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 6: you all would know more if.

1040
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 3: It was good and the finger was in it would

1041
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,280
Speaker 3: be like what kind of person.

1042
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 2: They put the hand hand.

1043
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's so funny in this story.

1044
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 2: I've also never had fast food chili, So no any

1045
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 2: more tips, Lisa.

1046
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 8: Don't have like secret beliefs on the internet, you know, like,

1047
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 8: don't like kill a bunch of people. Let's say a

1048
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 8: bunch of Asian people and then have an anti Asian

1049
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:32,720
Speaker 8: website or something like that, Like you're.

1050
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 5: All doing that.

1051
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 8: Yeah, wow, Yeah, they'll like suddenly they're killing prostitutes and

1052
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 8: they're like Bible thumping, prostitute hater, sex worker. I'm sorry Jesus,

1053
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:46,399
Speaker 8: but you.

1054
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:50,839
Speaker 2: Can't say prostitute anymore. Saying the word prostitute is that problematic?

1055
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 2: It is, I think, so wait why.

1056
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 5: I think it's sex worker? Okay, I don't know.

1057
00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 2: Interesting, maybe not, I don't know. I mean, okay.

1058
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 8: I also want to say, don't tell anybody work alone,

1059
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 8: because you don't want anyone flipping on you. And I

1060
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 8: remember one time this guy I forgot his murder, but

1061
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 8: he ended up telling his future wife and then they

1062
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 8: got divorced, and she went right to the station and

1063
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 8: told on him she was she.

1064
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 3: Couldn't wait to get divorced because when you're married, then

1065
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 3: there's a clause like you can't.

1066
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 2: What is it? You can?

1067
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 5: You just don't have to they can.

1068
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,319
Speaker 4: It's uh, I don't know what it's called, but it's

1069
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 4: like it's like doctor client privilege, but like mad Right, Okay,

1070
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 4: here's another murder chist. Don't use your cell phone where

1071
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 4: you go dump the body, because when we use our phones,

1072
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:44,399
Speaker 4: the towers that are closest to our phones will tell

1073
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 4: people exactly where we're at.

1074
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 2: You got to get a burner phone. Yeah, And it's

1075
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 2: like I thought that was something that like people more

1076
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 2: people would know when people like send text messages and

1077
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 2: they're like on my way.

1078
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:01,320
Speaker 3: King in Vegas, or though even take a picture of

1079
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 3: the body, it's like, why is that on your phone?

1080
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 2: Sir? I don't know. People are crazy.

1081
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 5: And then.

1082
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:14,439
Speaker 8: Oh, if it's someone you love, don't impede the investigation.

1083
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,760
Speaker 8: You have to be as helpful as possible. Oh yeah,

1084
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 8: I don't ever be like why are you looking at

1085
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:22,799
Speaker 8: my house? Because then maloney can be like, well, if

1086
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 8: your son is missing, usually with you would help us.

1087
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 5: Why are you being so defensive?

1088
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:28,359
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1089
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:28,800
Speaker 5: I watched it.

1090
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 3: I fell into this real like hole on YouTube and

1091
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 3: it was like man kills wife and kids and this

1092
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 3: is how you can tell in thirty minutes in the

1093
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 3: interaction with.

1094
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,439
Speaker 2: The police that he was guilty. What was it? Okay,

1095
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 2: he what did he do?

1096
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:48,720
Speaker 3: So the best friend was like, I haven't heard from

1097
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:52,239
Speaker 3: her in several hours and she was supposed to like

1098
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 3: call me. And I was like, okay, well, that happens

1099
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 3: to me and my friend all the time. I always

1100
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 3: tell Marie, h call me when you get home. The

1101
00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,399
Speaker 3: bitch never does, you know, and.

1102
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:05,400
Speaker 2: I and then I could be dead sleepy.

1103
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:08,360
Speaker 3: But this woman is like freaking out. She's knocking on

1104
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,760
Speaker 3: the door. She's like, you know, her car is still

1105
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 3: in the driveway. So she's like, what what's up with

1106
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 3: my friend? So she calls the cops. The cops come,

1107
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 3: they're banging.

1108
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,839
Speaker 2: On the door. She she's like she wasn't feeling well.

1109
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 3: I think she's diabetic too, so you know, she's really

1110
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:26,160
Speaker 3: alarming the people. And then the next door neighbor has

1111
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 3: a camera, so they're like, let's check the camera to

1112
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 3: see if she left or she came in or whatever.

1113
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:35,439
Speaker 3: And then they call the husband and the husband's like, okay,

1114
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:37,319
Speaker 3: I'm on my way, and so he keeps saying that

1115
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,719
Speaker 3: he's five minutes away, but this man doesn't show up

1116
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:44,319
Speaker 3: until like forty five minutes to an hour, right, and

1117
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 3: so he comes he looks suspicious. He instead of like

1118
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 3: like walking them into the house, he goes into the

1119
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 3: house first by himself, so he's probably getting rid of

1120
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 3: something or moving something around before they come in.

1121
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 2: He's looking for blood splatter.

1122
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 3: He's like, right, right, right. So the cops come in

1123
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:08,240
Speaker 3: and the best friend is more helpful than the husband.

1124
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 3: They're like, do you think she could be here? He's like, nah,

1125
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 3: I don't really think. So it's like, sir, where is

1126
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 3: your wife and two kids? Are you not concerned?

1127
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:19,719
Speaker 2: Do you not care? And then the cop is like,

1128
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 2: so were you guys having problems?

1129
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 3: And once they ask you that whoop, they think you're

1130
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 3: guilty as fuck?

1131
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 2: Wait is this this? This is the documentary that's on Netflix? No, no, no.

1132
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 3: This is just like on YouTube. It's like people who

1133
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 3: show signs that they're guilty.

1134
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 5: It's all that's the worst.

1135
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 8: When you watch these friends, it's like, why don't you

1136
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 8: just let get a divorce? It's so fucked up, Like

1137
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 8: are they that angry narcissist where they always wanting to kill?

1138
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 8: Like I just don't understand why you can't just separate.

1139
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 8: What are you doing right?

1140
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 2: Okay, we're looking at you, Scott Peterson.

1141
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:57,160
Speaker 5: Is he still alive? Well, he's trying. No, he's trying

1142
00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 5: to appeal. He does. He won't admit it, he just won't.

1143
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes. But there is a series about a

1144
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 2: guy who and it's like a you know, like a

1145
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 2: documentary docuseries about this guy who like had like a

1146
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 2: side chick or like a new girlfriend, and he was like,

1147
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 2: I gotta get my wife out of the picture. And

1148
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 2: it's like you could just leave, Yeah, pack pack your

1149
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 2: Nike bag and go.

1150
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 8: I mean, that's what's scary. It's like, what you fall

1151
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:26,919
Speaker 8: in love with this person and then they fucking kill

1152
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 8: It's just like it's so scary to me.

1153
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 3: But also it's a it's a life policy for me

1154
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:35,839
Speaker 3: that that really like throws me off.

1155
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,280
Speaker 2: It's like, oh the life the life insurance.

1156
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 3: It's like, oh they took out Oh now, it's like

1157
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:43,440
Speaker 3: at a it's like at two million dollars all of

1158
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:44,319
Speaker 3: a sudden, it's like.

1159
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, this sir did it. He did it. Yeah,

1160
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 2: So how does life insurance work?

1161
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 4: I'm paying in, but I'm not I don't have to

1162
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 4: put a million dollars in, but I'm worth a million dollars.

1163
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 5: Yeah if I die.

1164
00:52:56,760 --> 00:53:01,879
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's usually I think for like, uh, to make

1165
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 8: sure your family is taken care of. So if you're

1166
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 8: like a breadwinner of the family or a doctor, you

1167
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 8: make all this money and then God forbid something happens

1168
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 8: to you, because of life insurance, your family will be

1169
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:12,359
Speaker 8: set up.

1170
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:16,399
Speaker 2: Okay, But now I heard a couple of years ago

1171
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 2: or whatever it was, that j Lo insured her butt.

1172
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.

1173
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 2: So now what happens she falls off her button, she

1174
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 2: gets like a scratch on it, she gets a million dollars?

1175
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:25,799
Speaker 2: Like what does that?

1176
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1177
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:29,360
Speaker 8: People celebs like to like do that with their legs

1178
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 8: and body parts, and I have no idea how that works.

1179
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:36,920
Speaker 2: Interesting, Andrew, any insight on how.

1180
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:42,320
Speaker 6: I think that Taylor Swift ensured her legs? I remember

1181
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:44,200
Speaker 6: exactly why.

1182
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, really no definition in the calves at all, and

1183
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:55,760
Speaker 2: she's insurance. The legs are giving me asparagus.

1184
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:57,800
Speaker 5: Okay, Taylor is in the news today.

1185
00:53:58,760 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 6: What did she do?

1186
00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 8: You know how Scooter Braun bought the record label that

1187
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:07,520
Speaker 8: had the rights to all of her music so last

1188
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:10,680
Speaker 8: year or like within this year, who fucking knows time anymore.

1189
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:14,280
Speaker 8: Scooter Braun is like Justin Bieber's manager in Ariana Grande's

1190
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:17,319
Speaker 8: and he's a money thirsty lunatic, I think. And so

1191
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 8: he bought like this ate the record label that owned

1192
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:26,320
Speaker 8: all of Taylor Swift's music didn't even give Taylor Swift

1193
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 8: the option to buy her music and sold it to

1194
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 8: Scooter Braun. And he owns everything. She can't do anything

1195
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 8: or get money for it ever again. And today he

1196
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:39,320
Speaker 8: sold it to some firm for three hundred million dollars.

1197
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:41,799
Speaker 5: And so she has to re record all her.

1198
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:45,760
Speaker 8: Music like she owns none of it anymore, okay, which

1199
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:46,400
Speaker 8: is bullshit.

1200
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 2: What record label was she with that they didn't even

1201
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 2: give her the option to buy her right?

1202
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 8: It was called Big Machine something like she signed it

1203
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 8: when she was so young that and then she went

1204
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 8: to Universal and they fucking sam her.

1205
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 5: I think it's so long.

1206
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 2: The more I read about the industry, the sicker it

1207
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:06,799
Speaker 2: feels to me.

1208
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 5: How do you write your songs.

1209
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 8: Or you know, write in quotes like sing on, perform, mom,

1210
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 8: play on the piano, and then you don't own it?

1211
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 4: Speaking of Justin Bieber, Yeah, did you hear his about

1212
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 4: what happened to his pastor the Hillsong the so he

1213
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 4: was all over the news, like because he got fired

1214
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:31,879
Speaker 4: from Hillsong like a week.

1215
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 3: Whoa, how do you get the church man?

1216
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 2: How do you get fired from a cool church? Because

1217
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 2: he would you.

1218
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 4: Know, leather vests, tattoos, do rags in the pocket like

1219
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:48,120
Speaker 4: cool church. The pastor apparently he cheated on his wife

1220
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:54,080
Speaker 4: with some girl in like Williamsburg. Just some girl in Williams.

1221
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 2: Did she go to the church. At least they're in

1222
00:55:56,800 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 2: Domino Park hanging out anyway, So the church fired him.

1223
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 2: My wife, kids, head pastor of this church got fired

1224
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:08,440
Speaker 2: for cheating on his way.

1225
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:10,399
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, if you go to any other church, I mean

1226
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:13,200
Speaker 3: the pastor is having sex with everybody, even in the choir,

1227
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 3: and he still has.

1228
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 6: His I don't know, yeah, I don't know if you

1229
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 6: call that sex per se, that seems a little bit.

1230
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 8: Well no, Joselle Bryant's husband, I don't know, you guys

1231
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:24,320
Speaker 8: watch yeah.

1232
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:26,840
Speaker 2: Wait, Joselle Jaelle's husband.

1233
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:30,480
Speaker 8: Husband, Jamal Bryant, he is, I guess a big time

1234
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 8: pastor and he Jaselle's dad on a hot mic was

1235
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:37,280
Speaker 8: over her going he has six or seven baby mamas,

1236
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:37,799
Speaker 8: like what is she.

1237
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:39,720
Speaker 5: Doing with him? And it was caught.

1238
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:41,759
Speaker 8: He's the civil rights leader, so it was all like

1239
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:43,879
Speaker 8: a sad ending to his story on this.

1240
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:47,239
Speaker 4: I think I saw the episode. He like got out

1241
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:48,799
Speaker 4: to go to the bathroom and he was like, I'm

1242
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:51,080
Speaker 4: done with this. He's six seven, five baby mamas. I

1243
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:51,879
Speaker 4: gotta get out of here.

1244
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:53,279
Speaker 2: But also I don't want to be with.

1245
00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 4: A dude who has six or seven women who he's

1246
00:56:57,719 --> 00:56:58,840
Speaker 4: in pregnant, but even.

1247
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:01,239
Speaker 8: Can with the guy who is two separate. I don't

1248
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:03,920
Speaker 8: want any I don't I don't know kids too is

1249
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 8: a breaker.

1250
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is a de bigger for me too, sus

1251
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 4: I don't want to see your uglyest kids in my

1252
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:09,759
Speaker 4: face when I come over.

1253
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:10,439
Speaker 2: That's too much.

1254
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 3: That's too much baggage that talks like no, thank you,

1255
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 3: I can.

1256
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:15,920
Speaker 5: And you know they're going to be mean to you

1257
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:17,120
Speaker 5: for a long time.

1258
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 2: And you know they're gonna have a cell phone and

1259
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 2: they're gonna be ignoring you, and then when you ask

1260
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 2: them a question, they're gonna.

1261
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 5: Be like, you're not my real mind.

1262
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:23,800
Speaker 2: And you could be like, well, I don't want to

1263
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 2: be your ugly you know, they're going to be blocking

1264
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 2: you on Instagram and Twitter.

1265
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 5: Did Bieber make any statements?

1266
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:34,360
Speaker 4: No, but you know my I know somebody who goes

1267
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 4: to that church and I was with him yesterday and

1268
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 4: he's the one who told me that it was infidelity.

1269
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:42,560
Speaker 8: So it's like Patricia O'Neill's joke, like women will be like, oh,

1270
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 8: maybe if it's George Clooney, I would cheat on my husband.

1271
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 8: And then men will see a woman buy a dumpster

1272
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 8: with a banana peel on her head, and they'll be like,

1273
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 8: I like the way that banana peel looks just he does.

1274
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 3: It the way you said that, Marie, You're like just

1275
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:00,160
Speaker 3: some girl and Williamsburg.

1276
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 5: Risking it all for some girl.

1277
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 2: But can you imagine being that that famous? Because like

1278
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 2: he like people don't really know him, but enough people

1279
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 2: know him as justin Bieber's pastor or I don't know

1280
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 2: Lebron James is whoever, because he's like a celebrity pastor,

1281
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 2: but you're too visible anyway. He the way that he

1282
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 2: got caught is you know, he's old and he doesn't

1283
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 2: really know how technology works. And his wife, I guess,

1284
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:36,000
Speaker 2: opened his laptop and the eye message was synced up

1285
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 2: and he was just talking to her via text.

1286
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:40,720
Speaker 5: I've heard of that before.

1287
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 6: I caught.

1288
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 3: That's how I caught my ex cheating on me with

1289
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:46,760
Speaker 3: some girl, with some girl who was in New Jersey.

1290
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 3: I was like, at least have the balls to get

1291
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:52,640
Speaker 3: somebody in your own burrow. Sir, you're telling me you

1292
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 3: crossing a bridge to cheat on me.

1293
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 5: Pretty hot?

1294
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a tractor. That's that's what the Williamsburg

1295
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,400
Speaker 2: girl said. It's pretty hot.

1296
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 8: He's got no the imassage thing that should be another one,

1297
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:07,040
Speaker 8: like I know someone that on the computer. That's how

1298
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 8: they got caught, just like live watching the communications.

1299
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:11,040
Speaker 5: That's insane.

1300
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the iCloud. The iCloud don't lie. It'd

1301
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:17,480
Speaker 3: be working over time, so right, and you can.

1302
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 2: Turn it off.

1303
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 4: You can fully unsync it so the messages on your

1304
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 4: phone are just on your phone, and the ones on.

1305
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 2: Your laptop are just on your laptop. But people, I

1306
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:29,000
Speaker 2: had to figure it out.

1307
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 3: Oh.

1308
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,560
Speaker 8: I did also find what I wrote one more note

1309
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 8: about getting away with murder. Make sure the gun is

1310
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 8: not registered in your name, or like, make sure you

1311
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:39,160
Speaker 8: haven't killed someone before and they have the bullets already,

1312
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 8: because then they can connect.

1313
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:40,920
Speaker 5: You to everything.

1314
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 8: Don't use a gun that your mom has in a

1315
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:44,920
Speaker 8: security deposit box, you know.

1316
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 2: I mean that might be the gun to use. My

1317
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 2: mom also doesn't have a security deposit box, So there's

1318
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 2: also that.

1319
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:53,320
Speaker 3: Whatever you do, just purchase it with cash, you know,

1320
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:56,919
Speaker 3: which is easy. Or get or get or get some

1321
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:59,240
Speaker 3: loser who not loser.

1322
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:01,440
Speaker 2: That's not nice, but just get someone who's.

1323
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 5: Like that's what they are. If they're murdering for you,

1324
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:06,160
Speaker 5: they're a loser.

1325
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:11,800
Speaker 8: We don't have to be nice to them.

1326
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:15,360
Speaker 2: Also, I going to hire somebody. I'm an impath, so

1327
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 2: I feel for the.

1328
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:20,880
Speaker 3: You feel for losers, for these losers who are just

1329
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,240
Speaker 3: killing for other people.

1330
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:25,760
Speaker 2: Here's what I'm gonna say. If you're going to hire

1331
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 2: somebody to murder somebody for you, don't just.

1332
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 4: Hire somebody that you don't know, Like your boy referred

1333
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 4: you to this person in a quiz Nos parking lot.

1334
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,600
Speaker 2: That's how Tiger King got caught.

1335
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 4: He was like, oh, yeah, I want to murder Carol

1336
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:47,040
Speaker 4: Baskin And it was like, you don't know this man

1337
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:49,000
Speaker 4: in this subway driveway.

1338
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 2: And you're mad.

1339
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:51,480
Speaker 3: Said he didn't want any money, He just wanted two

1340
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:54,840
Speaker 3: bags of meth. Yeah, that's you definitely don't want this

1341
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:56,280
Speaker 3: person murdering for you.

1342
01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 5: He's so mad.

1343
01:00:57,840 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 8: How mad do you think he was when he found

1344
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:01,840
Speaker 8: out Carol was on Dancing with the Stars, Like she

1345
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 8: gets to be famous now it is?

1346
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 2: I bet, well, she has all her teeth, you know,

1347
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 2: like she looks presentable.

1348
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:12,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's off her rocker, but she you know, she's

1349
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 3: she's prepped for TV's.

1350
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:17,760
Speaker 2: I heard she just I heard she just came out

1351
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 2: as bisexual.

1352
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 3: She probably has bangs too, Carol, so she is Yeah,

1353
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:29,280
Speaker 3: she probably has bangs now bisexual with Banks?

1354
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:31,720
Speaker 2: Is she still Is she still on Dancing with the

1355
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:32,400
Speaker 2: Stars or has she.

1356
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 5: Been voted off?

1357
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:35,360
Speaker 8: I thought I was gonna watch this season when they

1358
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 8: announced the cast, I'm like, this is the year I

1359
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:39,320
Speaker 8: get into it, and I didn't.

1360
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 6: Watch it all entire Banks posting and so sad.

1361
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:46,440
Speaker 3: I mean, it's like these people, not all of them,

1362
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:48,240
Speaker 3: but some of these people was like, Wow, you had

1363
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:52,440
Speaker 3: a promising career, what brought you to Dancing with the Stars.

1364
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:58,000
Speaker 2: Well, that's that's what these shows are, even like a housewife.

1365
01:01:57,440 --> 01:02:01,000
Speaker 4: Show or any of these like reality TV shows, it's

1366
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:02,560
Speaker 4: mainly for people who's.

1367
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:05,439
Speaker 2: They you have to have time to wash. So right,

1368
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:08,720
Speaker 2: people who are like truly like a list and booked

1369
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 2: and busy and doing things, then all have time to

1370
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:11,280
Speaker 2: door reality TV.

1371
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:14,200
Speaker 8: Well, there's no there's two different types of housewives. There's

1372
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:16,640
Speaker 8: the ones like declining fame and they want to do it,

1373
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:19,760
Speaker 8: but the other like the first crap, they were successful

1374
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:20,960
Speaker 8: women on their own.

1375
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:22,160
Speaker 5: Who then joined like they were.

1376
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:24,720
Speaker 8: You know, Ramona, she's fucking annoying and terrible, but she

1377
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:26,120
Speaker 8: was a successful businesswoman.

1378
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:29,080
Speaker 3: I mean she still is. She's still in that Ramona

1379
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:32,280
Speaker 3: wine and whatnot. And that's skin her skincare line, a

1380
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:33,520
Speaker 3: skincare line.

1381
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:34,520
Speaker 5: She's bad.

1382
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:37,320
Speaker 8: But someone is posting one of the Bravo counts I

1383
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:41,480
Speaker 8: follow is posting excerpts from her book and her childhood

1384
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:42,280
Speaker 8: was really sad.

1385
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:44,360
Speaker 2: What was that about?

1386
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:46,480
Speaker 5: Well, the dad beat the shit out of all of them.

1387
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 8: But the mom when she was fourteen, confessed like I

1388
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:51,880
Speaker 8: had dreams, I got into college, I was going to

1389
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:54,080
Speaker 8: live and then I got pregnant with you, and.

1390
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 2: Don't do that.

1391
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:57,439
Speaker 5: Don't do what I did, like get a job, don't

1392
01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:58,760
Speaker 5: depend on a man.

1393
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:01,200
Speaker 8: And so of course she feels the guilt, like this

1394
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:03,200
Speaker 8: man beat the ship out of all of them, and

1395
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 8: her and the mom pretty much is like the only

1396
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:09,000
Speaker 8: reason I married him was because I was pregnant with you.

1397
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:13,840
Speaker 2: Okay you if that is not a plan, be at

1398
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,320
Speaker 2: right there with.

1399
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, because she's a terrible person.

1400
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:21,840
Speaker 3: She is, and but it's like, at what at some

1401
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:24,200
Speaker 3: point it's like, how old are you, Ramona sixty two?

1402
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:26,720
Speaker 3: I mean you have time to you had time to

1403
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:29,400
Speaker 3: fix up your personality better.

1404
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:32,200
Speaker 2: I need to confess that I've I've never watched New

1405
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:32,920
Speaker 2: York House One.

1406
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:35,200
Speaker 5: Oh, it's a g I love. I think it's one

1407
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:35,320
Speaker 5: of it.

1408
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:39,040
Speaker 8: I think it's my number one favorite necessary really.

1409
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:41,520
Speaker 4: Yes, I do think I'm better than y'all because there

1410
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:43,640
Speaker 4: are black women in New York and not a single

1411
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:44,280
Speaker 4: black House One.

1412
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 5: I know.

1413
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:46,320
Speaker 2: That's why I've never watched the show.

1414
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:48,680
Speaker 3: But as tally as fuck, if you want to see

1415
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 3: black women thriving, you go on Atlanta.

1416
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:53,360
Speaker 2: I don't want to see black women throw Atlanta is

1417
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:58,640
Speaker 2: not thriving. Chateau Charae took seventeen years to love.

1418
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:05,760
Speaker 3: She by Charae. She's she was relatable. Okay, She's like spring, summerfall, spring.

1419
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:08,840
Speaker 3: It'll be available in the spring, the summer spring.

1420
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 2: I love her, and it.

1421
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:12,400
Speaker 3: Was like I was like, yes, this that's how I

1422
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:14,760
Speaker 3: feel when I'm doing myself taped. So like, when will

1423
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:17,960
Speaker 3: you be sending this in you know, spring, summerfall, It's coming.

1424
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:21,040
Speaker 2: Probably like early January.

1425
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:25,120
Speaker 5: It's like, what, No, I like Eva. I don't think

1426
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:27,160
Speaker 5: that's a popular opinion, but I liked her.

1427
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:27,720
Speaker 2: She could go.

1428
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:31,760
Speaker 8: She was like she was pregnant dancing on the exercise

1429
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:32,959
Speaker 8: ball while eat Like I.

1430
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:33,360
Speaker 5: Just like that.

1431
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:38,480
Speaker 2: I like Eva. I liked her on Top Model.

1432
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:41,280
Speaker 8: Oh, I'll tell My favorite Eva moment on Top Model

1433
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:42,720
Speaker 8: was remember there was a blind girl?

1434
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:43,160
Speaker 5: Did we talk?

1435
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:45,320
Speaker 8: I feel like we've talked about this. There was a

1436
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:49,120
Speaker 8: girl that was blind and she was like this sucks

1437
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:51,680
Speaker 8: somewhere in these heels, imlind, I'm blind in the dark.

1438
01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:55,600
Speaker 8: I can't see. And then Eva's confessional moment was like okay,

1439
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:58,560
Speaker 8: and my shoes are too small. We all have problems.

1440
01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:01,280
Speaker 8: Suck it up, and I'm like, she's blind.

1441
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:04,920
Speaker 2: Especially on the show, she know what she signed up for.

1442
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:08,959
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, they was there was a blind girl

1443
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:11,000
Speaker 2: on the Eva yea, she.

1444
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:12,920
Speaker 5: Had the ice eyes.

1445
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:15,400
Speaker 8: No, no, no, she had a disease where she was

1446
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:17,480
Speaker 8: going to get more and more blind and then eventually

1447
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:19,640
Speaker 8: be full blind. We should see if she's blind now.

1448
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,040
Speaker 8: But she was blind in the dark, and she said

1449
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 8: she was the glitter from the heather At show to

1450
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:27,040
Speaker 8: guide her because there was glitter on the ground.

1451
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:29,680
Speaker 2: I mean, siss, if you don't have good eyes, I

1452
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:32,080
Speaker 2: don't know if walking her runway, you don't need to

1453
01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:33,080
Speaker 2: be you know what I mean.

1454
01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:35,959
Speaker 8: Not just she had sing like she was like doing

1455
01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:38,000
Speaker 8: it for her single mom. But there there's going to

1456
01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:40,080
Speaker 8: be a black housewife on the New York cast this year.

1457
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:42,720
Speaker 8: But I think I think they're all going to say

1458
01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:43,880
Speaker 8: something fucked up to her.

1459
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:44,960
Speaker 5: I'm nervous for her.

1460
01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:48,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, Ramona, all of them, they're all problematic, and

1461
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 3: we saw I mean one of them.

1462
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:56,680
Speaker 2: A few of them voted for Trump. I'm sure, Oh yes, admittedly, yeah.

1463
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:59,400
Speaker 6: Son, Well didn't they They just started a new Real

1464
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:00,320
Speaker 6: Housewives of.

1465
01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:02,200
Speaker 2: City all.

1466
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:05,120
Speaker 6: And they were talking.

1467
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:06,560
Speaker 5: So good, so good.

1468
01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:11,640
Speaker 2: I watch it's the kookiest I will say it's Wendy.

1469
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:14,400
Speaker 6: Wendy was talking about there's a woman on it that

1470
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:17,160
Speaker 6: like she's like, everyone thinks that I'm black. Everyone thinks

1471
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:18,000
Speaker 6: that I'm black, but I'm not.

1472
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:23,160
Speaker 8: That is that she's No, she's tagged along at Hawaiian.

1473
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:26,480
Speaker 8: But her point was because everyone's so ignorant there. She's like,

1474
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:27,680
Speaker 8: they just call me black.

1475
01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:30,800
Speaker 3: But it's like the way she says it, it's like, well, sis,

1476
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:32,200
Speaker 3: are you proud of their ignorance?

1477
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:34,720
Speaker 2: Like what are you promoting it? I don't know, But

1478
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:37,800
Speaker 2: is there a black girl on the Yes, there's yeah Mary.

1479
01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:40,320
Speaker 5: And she's married to her step grandfather.

1480
01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:44,800
Speaker 2: I heard about her. She's married to her step grandfather.

1481
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:50,080
Speaker 4: Now, imagine having your grandma married to a man and

1482
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:53,040
Speaker 4: then she's dying and she says.

1483
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:54,520
Speaker 2: Why not go I want you to marry one of

1484
01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:58,840
Speaker 2: my girls, and then you do. I'm gonna make sure

1485
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:01,040
Speaker 2: she's my word.

1486
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:04,680
Speaker 4: No, I don't want. I don't want my grandma's sloppy seconds.

1487
01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:07,240
Speaker 5: That's dusty. It's fucked up.

1488
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:10,200
Speaker 8: And she like she's like, well, we've been together twenty

1489
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:11,520
Speaker 8: two years, and it's like it's.

1490
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:14,560
Speaker 5: Still fucked up. He knew you when you were a kid.

1491
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:15,040
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1492
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:18,160
Speaker 2: I'm it's they've been together for twenty two years. How

1493
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:19,240
Speaker 2: long was he with her grandma?

1494
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:19,920
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1495
01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:24,920
Speaker 3: Maybe there's like a murder in that, like maybe he

1496
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:26,000
Speaker 3: killed her to be with.

1497
01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:29,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, because she's the leader of the Episcopalian church.

1498
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:33,200
Speaker 3: Now I think we should look into this.

1499
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:37,600
Speaker 2: This death, pastor Mary, you that's nasty.

1500
01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:39,920
Speaker 4: How much money would someone have to pay you for

1501
01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:42,840
Speaker 4: you to sleep with your step granda.

1502
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:45,680
Speaker 8: I've never had grandparents. They were all too old and died,

1503
01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:47,120
Speaker 8: So I'm off the hook.

1504
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:51,000
Speaker 2: So let's say let's say a seventy year old that

1505
01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:53,919
Speaker 2: was married to like maybe an uncle, an oldest uncle.

1506
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:57,040
Speaker 8: Step Now, Russians are not or I don't want to

1507
01:07:57,080 --> 01:07:58,160
Speaker 8: be with anyone Russian.

1508
01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:01,520
Speaker 2: Oh, but maybe you're aunt. I'm sorry, I didn't forgot

1509
01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:02,800
Speaker 2: where I was talking to you.

1510
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:06,960
Speaker 5: Sidney looks over it.

1511
01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:11,040
Speaker 2: No, not Sidney. How much money was gonna have tore

1512
01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:14,000
Speaker 2: ppare you for you to sleep with your step aunt?

1513
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:18,639
Speaker 2: Your step on is not really, it's not related to you.

1514
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:22,080
Speaker 2: It's not related to But she's a cool seventy she's

1515
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:23,000
Speaker 2: seventy years old.

1516
01:08:25,479 --> 01:08:27,040
Speaker 3: I mean, what she wants me to put the strap

1517
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:29,559
Speaker 3: on on? Like, what exactly does she want from me?

1518
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:33,720
Speaker 3: What exactly does her heart desire? If she want me

1519
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:36,080
Speaker 3: to just hang out and like play some bad.

1520
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:37,080
Speaker 5: You have to eat her pussy.

1521
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:43,400
Speaker 4: You have to eat seventy year old sell by that's

1522
01:08:43,479 --> 01:08:44,200
Speaker 4: not happening.

1523
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:47,360
Speaker 3: When I tell you I do it now and I

1524
01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:51,559
Speaker 3: do enjoy it, I still am like, ooh, I don't

1525
01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:54,559
Speaker 3: really feel like doing this right now. So I couldn't

1526
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:57,160
Speaker 3: have been feeling like doing that to a seventy year

1527
01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:58,120
Speaker 3: old no offense.

1528
01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:01,280
Speaker 2: Yes, but when you went on the flip side, when

1529
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:03,519
Speaker 2: you meet somebody that enjoys doing it to you, yoah

1530
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:05,400
Speaker 2: god bless.

1531
01:09:05,439 --> 01:09:08,439
Speaker 3: I'm like, is is this your career? Your career is

1532
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:12,000
Speaker 3: eating pussy beautiful?

1533
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:15,439
Speaker 2: You should get promoted. You're You're like, why are you

1534
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:15,880
Speaker 2: so good?

1535
01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:17,519
Speaker 5: Yeah? Because I would never eat a boy.

1536
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:20,519
Speaker 2: But oh no, a boy.

1537
01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:31,120
Speaker 10: But well, wow, Mura, that was like, no, I mean

1538
01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:32,880
Speaker 10: I'm going to say that I would never, but I

1539
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:35,160
Speaker 10: have Wow, we love.

1540
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:38,200
Speaker 4: This twenty twenty Marie. It just it just took a

1541
01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:42,519
Speaker 4: pandemic to really open her up. Yeah yeah, for me

1542
01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:46,320
Speaker 4: to open my mouth. M Yeah, I mean I would

1543
01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:48,880
Speaker 4: not eat a boy, but you know, on a first date, yeah,

1544
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:51,280
Speaker 4: second date, or even a ninth date. But I'm saying, like,

1545
01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:53,719
Speaker 4: you know, maybe if you're in a relationship with somebody

1546
01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:55,680
Speaker 4: and you know they just hopped out the.

1547
01:09:55,600 --> 01:10:00,479
Speaker 2: Shower, it's different. It's definite, but dudes in general, especially,

1548
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:03,599
Speaker 2: they don't want to clean their houses, let alone their

1549
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:06,000
Speaker 2: booty home. So it's also I'm gonna say.

1550
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:09,960
Speaker 3: I'm going to say that from personal experience, women know

1551
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:13,800
Speaker 3: how to clean their ass and don't trust.

1552
01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:16,520
Speaker 5: Men mcgay man, you can trust gaymen.

1553
01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:22,320
Speaker 8: That's what That's why I said, I said straight, Yeah,

1554
01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:24,799
Speaker 8: you're right, you guys are I feel like baby wiping,

1555
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:25,600
Speaker 8: But dang.

1556
01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:28,519
Speaker 3: No, I've heard from some of my gay men that

1557
01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:32,360
Speaker 3: like some of them the sloppy and messy, and they

1558
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:35,920
Speaker 3: don't have a clean and they'll eat, they'll eat reckless

1559
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:36,439
Speaker 3: and then.

1560
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,240
Speaker 2: Try to have sex after.

1561
01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:41,800
Speaker 5: Have you ever ever gotten like a poop particle on

1562
01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:48,160
Speaker 5: your tongue? Who Andrew for me?

1563
01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:52,599
Speaker 3: I guess, I mean, we won't eat nats on here,

1564
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:53,720
Speaker 3: but we're talking to you, sir.

1565
01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:03,360
Speaker 6: No, I'm almost like ninety five percent. Uh, usually like

1566
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:06,320
Speaker 6: the one receiving it, and so I haven't gotten any.

1567
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:12,160
Speaker 2: Okay, So he's a pillow prince love it. Yes, thank you,

1568
01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:14,559
Speaker 2: Andrew does a double cleanse Okay.

1569
01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:19,240
Speaker 6: But I will tell you when when you do do

1570
01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:23,040
Speaker 6: it to someone else, there's something completely like disarming about

1571
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:25,160
Speaker 6: like doing that to someone you know, like it's like

1572
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:28,639
Speaker 6: it's like a real like big muscular guy that is like, yeah,

1573
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:30,640
Speaker 6: I want you to like eat me out. That is

1574
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:33,840
Speaker 6: so it's like, wow, I'm fully in charge now.

1575
01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:36,040
Speaker 3: So and it's like, well, I need you to co

1576
01:11:36,160 --> 01:11:37,960
Speaker 3: sign something. That's the time you ask.

1577
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:44,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, Andrew, do you have any tips for how to

1578
01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:46,000
Speaker 4: properly eat booty? No?

1579
01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:47,880
Speaker 6: Because I'm only doing five percent of the time.

1580
01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:50,920
Speaker 2: I can know. I'm saying, like, you know, tips for like.

1581
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:58,280
Speaker 6: Maybe oh for like like oh I do like a

1582
01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:05,040
Speaker 6: face sitting situation. And you know, I when when the

1583
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:07,879
Speaker 6: tongue is in there, it makes a world of difference.

1584
01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:10,120
Speaker 6: And there's a lot of people that just completely like

1585
01:12:10,240 --> 01:12:12,400
Speaker 6: circle and they're not actually.

1586
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:16,639
Speaker 2: Stop being a punk.

1587
01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:18,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I think a lot of I think a

1588
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,280
Speaker 6: lot of guys are afraid to go up up there

1589
01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:23,880
Speaker 6: for obvious reasons. But you know the guys that are

1590
01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:26,760
Speaker 6: are willing to be courageous. It really good.

1591
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:29,040
Speaker 3: And we're now trying to do no rim and ship.

1592
01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:31,600
Speaker 3: I want you to Yeah.

1593
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:34,720
Speaker 6: The homeless guy. The homeless guy did go and I

1594
01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:35,320
Speaker 6: will tell you.

1595
01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:41,400
Speaker 2: That he hadn't eaten in several hours. He was famished.

1596
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:49,360
Speaker 6: God, that was spank material for months. I will tell

1597
01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:50,040
Speaker 6: you that was.

1598
01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:56,320
Speaker 4: Very very good advertizer and entreat you right on the

1599
01:12:57,160 --> 01:12:57,840
Speaker 4: literally on this.

1600
01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:02,080
Speaker 6: At three am. And then he just looked at me

1601
01:13:02,240 --> 01:13:05,000
Speaker 6: and then we just went to the races.

1602
01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:08,360
Speaker 2: Free Corona, Corona, so Sydney. And I like to call

1603
01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:10,240
Speaker 2: this guy a homeless man. That he.

1604
01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:14,800
Speaker 6: I mean, he had a backpack on. He just got

1605
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:19,040
Speaker 6: off the he just got off the bottom. We had

1606
01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:21,640
Speaker 6: sex right behind him on the count homeless.

1607
01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:26,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing wrong.

1608
01:13:27,479 --> 01:13:28,920
Speaker 6: There's nothing wrong with that.

1609
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,000
Speaker 4: Well, you said the homeless guy knew how to eat

1610
01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:35,080
Speaker 4: your ass, and I said he had he missed mad meals.

1611
01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:36,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know this.

1612
01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:38,080
Speaker 2: It's not allowed to eat at the port authorities.

1613
01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:42,240
Speaker 3: You don't want to have any saying she doesn't do

1614
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:43,400
Speaker 3: jokes about homeless people.

1615
01:13:43,479 --> 01:13:43,920
Speaker 2: I get it.

1616
01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:49,240
Speaker 5: What no, Yeah, I don't know.

1617
01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:52,280
Speaker 4: Is there something that you prepared that you wanted to

1618
01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:54,439
Speaker 4: leave us. Yeah, because I know that you wanted to

1619
01:13:54,479 --> 01:13:55,760
Speaker 4: talk about like Virgo things.

1620
01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:56,719
Speaker 5: Well I can connect.

1621
01:13:56,760 --> 01:13:59,679
Speaker 8: There's a famous Virgo who was on Law and Order SVU,

1622
01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:02,640
Speaker 8: which is ludicrous, which is exciting, but that's it.

1623
01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:04,880
Speaker 2: Oh, you know, I'm a libra virgo.

1624
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:05,880
Speaker 5: Cuss, that's fun.

1625
01:14:08,439 --> 01:14:12,040
Speaker 3: What what's so fun about a Libra virgo whatever.

1626
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:14,240
Speaker 5: I have no idea. Okay, I liked it.

1627
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:16,960
Speaker 2: What did you prepare for virgos only?

1628
01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:19,479
Speaker 5: Virgo I only? But I'll show you how many not

1629
01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:20,000
Speaker 5: I have.

1630
01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:23,599
Speaker 2: I can you give us like three quick r We're.

1631
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:24,759
Speaker 5: Very very good friends.

1632
01:14:24,840 --> 01:14:27,200
Speaker 8: We're loyal, and we like to serve and do things

1633
01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:31,280
Speaker 8: for others, and we we like that.

1634
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:33,200
Speaker 5: We like to do things be useful.

1635
01:14:33,479 --> 01:14:34,519
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's that's not.

1636
01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:42,719
Speaker 5: We are very judgmental. I believe that.

1637
01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:46,559
Speaker 8: Yeah, we're very we can find something wrong with anything,

1638
01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:51,559
Speaker 8: and ourselves very critical and focus on details of people.

1639
01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:54,040
Speaker 5: And we're honest. And that's the thing, like if you ask.

1640
01:14:54,439 --> 01:14:56,680
Speaker 8: I remember I got in trouble once because someone was like,

1641
01:14:57,040 --> 01:14:59,360
Speaker 8: are my nails not perfect? And I was like right

1642
01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:01,040
Speaker 8: before their way and I was like, yeah, I guess

1643
01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:02,639
Speaker 8: you wanted them more pink. And then all the other

1644
01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:04,439
Speaker 8: girls got mad at me. They're like, what the fuck?

1645
01:15:04,479 --> 01:15:07,080
Speaker 8: Her nails look great? I'm like, they do look great,

1646
01:15:07,640 --> 01:15:10,840
Speaker 8: but they are not what she wanted and she asked me.

1647
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:16,160
Speaker 8: But yeah, so like honest, for sure, loyal.

1648
01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:18,320
Speaker 5: Let's see.

1649
01:15:19,439 --> 01:15:22,240
Speaker 8: The one thing I don't. We're clean, but I'm not clean.

1650
01:15:22,320 --> 01:15:25,240
Speaker 8: I'm really messy and I'm not organized at all.

1651
01:15:26,680 --> 01:15:29,200
Speaker 4: Oh god, yeah, but I think the thing about the

1652
01:15:29,240 --> 01:15:32,679
Speaker 4: signs that people forget is like, not everybody is going

1653
01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:34,760
Speaker 4: to be exactly the same thing.

1654
01:15:34,920 --> 01:15:38,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, the closest you gotta have You got to have

1655
01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:41,439
Speaker 3: your birth chart. You gotta have what time you were

1656
01:15:41,479 --> 01:15:45,160
Speaker 3: born for it to be like specifically for you.

1657
01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:47,519
Speaker 8: We're also on Earth's sign, so we don't like to

1658
01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:52,000
Speaker 8: get rid of anything, like we like memories, keeping stuff orders, yeah,

1659
01:15:52,320 --> 01:15:54,160
Speaker 8: or like oh maybe this, I can give this to

1660
01:15:54,240 --> 01:15:56,240
Speaker 8: someone or who wants that. Like, we don't like to

1661
01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:59,519
Speaker 8: waste stuff because we're for the Earth, and then we

1662
01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:06,800
Speaker 8: have much worry and anxiety, m overthinking, overthinking too much.

1663
01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:11,000
Speaker 2: I hate wasting food. I hate wasting food, but I

1664
01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:13,040
Speaker 2: hate wasting things like I'm not. I got rid of

1665
01:16:13,040 --> 01:16:14,960
Speaker 2: a bunch of clothes recently, and I still have more

1666
01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:16,559
Speaker 2: stuff to get rid of. But I don't.

1667
01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:20,599
Speaker 4: Are y'all throwing clothes in the garbage. No, nobody does that, right.

1668
01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:23,240
Speaker 4: You will give them to somebody, or you like bring

1669
01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:24,519
Speaker 4: them to your mom's house, and you're like.

1670
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:27,160
Speaker 8: Son, well, that's why New York is great, because if

1671
01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:30,439
Speaker 8: you leave stuff outside, people usually take it. I loved

1672
01:16:30,439 --> 01:16:31,760
Speaker 8: getting rid of stuff in New York.

1673
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:32,920
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1674
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:34,559
Speaker 8: One time I got rid of a suitcase and some

1675
01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:36,400
Speaker 8: guy was taking myself out and he's like, I work

1676
01:16:36,439 --> 01:16:38,360
Speaker 8: at a shelter, and I'm like great, And then I

1677
01:16:38,439 --> 01:16:39,320
Speaker 8: just kept bringing.

1678
01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:41,920
Speaker 5: Him things out and that was nice. That's I mean.

1679
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:43,680
Speaker 3: I like New York so well, you know, Lisa, if

1680
01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:45,679
Speaker 3: you ever want to get rid of that second butthole

1681
01:16:47,040 --> 01:16:48,040
Speaker 3: on over to New York.

1682
01:16:49,439 --> 01:16:53,800
Speaker 8: Oh, and we like we like crafts, we're artistic, and

1683
01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:55,719
Speaker 8: we like language and talking and stuff.

1684
01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:58,240
Speaker 5: But you know, I like to make collages, which is nice.

1685
01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:03,120
Speaker 2: Okay, are you gonna do twenty twenty one Vision four? No?

1686
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:03,519
Speaker 5: No goal?

1687
01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:08,200
Speaker 3: No, we shall never no more.

1688
01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:09,439
Speaker 2: No, no more lists, no more goals, not for the

1689
01:17:09,439 --> 01:17:10,599
Speaker 2: next year. We can't do it.

1690
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:13,880
Speaker 5: I'm only making Simpsons collages right now. That's what I'm finus.

1691
01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:14,080
Speaker 6: Oh.

1692
01:17:14,120 --> 01:17:15,360
Speaker 2: I love your thinking.

1693
01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:19,880
Speaker 5: It's really like a passion and I'm glad people like them.

1694
01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:22,000
Speaker 5: But so I like making those.

1695
01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:25,759
Speaker 3: If you want to send me a collage for U Kwanza,

1696
01:17:25,840 --> 01:17:26,559
Speaker 3: that'd be amazing.

1697
01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:30,080
Speaker 8: Wait, did you guys see Robin Shawl's viral video of

1698
01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:32,200
Speaker 8: her goal she read her goals from twenty nineteen.

1699
01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:34,559
Speaker 6: Yeah, one video.

1700
01:17:34,600 --> 01:17:36,920
Speaker 3: I was worried I was like, should I message her

1701
01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:39,040
Speaker 3: and say, hey girl, how you doing well?

1702
01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:42,000
Speaker 5: No, she went viral. She's thrilled.

1703
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:44,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that only that only makes you feel good

1704
01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:45,400
Speaker 3: for like a day or two.

1705
01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:49,120
Speaker 4: Nah, you go viral, you feel good as long as

1706
01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:50,479
Speaker 4: the comments keep wroing.

1707
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:53,719
Speaker 8: Yeah, and she makes twenty videos. I think hopefully people

1708
01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:56,640
Speaker 8: will stick with her and I won't just be one success.

1709
01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:58,840
Speaker 8: But she's she was cute. She said that she used

1710
01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:01,120
Speaker 8: to make the videos with her grand It's interesting that

1711
01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:05,080
Speaker 8: the one about her grandma got her viral and a

1712
01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:06,920
Speaker 8: goal that she didn't read, but she did show the

1713
01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:10,439
Speaker 8: list was get ten thousand followers, and so from this

1714
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:13,479
Speaker 8: video air it was exciting.

1715
01:18:13,479 --> 01:18:13,880
Speaker 5: I'm looking.

1716
01:18:14,040 --> 01:18:15,519
Speaker 2: I'm looking for her page.

1717
01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:17,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess, I guess I got to make a list.

1718
01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:22,040
Speaker 8: Now, even where I'm going to live. Like I don't

1719
01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:24,760
Speaker 8: have a home anymore. It's like there's no point of

1720
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:26,000
Speaker 8: making goals.

1721
01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:28,040
Speaker 2: Oh, because you left your place in them.

1722
01:18:28,439 --> 01:18:31,320
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, I'm just hopping around stuff.

1723
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:32,920
Speaker 2: That's the best way to live.

1724
01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:35,000
Speaker 5: No, I have.

1725
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:37,200
Speaker 8: Beautiful art, I want a home. I can't wait to

1726
01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:39,559
Speaker 8: have a permanent residence. And I've had bad luck, like

1727
01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:42,320
Speaker 8: I had my carbon monoxide apartment, Like I just had

1728
01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:46,520
Speaker 8: kind of a string of like, I can't wait for stability.

1729
01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:49,240
Speaker 8: I can't wait to put all my coffee table books out.

1730
01:18:49,120 --> 01:18:51,040
Speaker 3: So we can have that Halloween party again.

1731
01:18:51,960 --> 01:18:54,600
Speaker 8: I think about it a lot. I think about it

1732
01:18:54,640 --> 01:18:56,880
Speaker 8: a lot. It was a great party.

1733
01:18:58,320 --> 01:19:01,679
Speaker 4: That's probably the best Halloween party that I've hardest, hardest.

1734
01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:04,200
Speaker 2: I laughed such a long time.

1735
01:19:04,479 --> 01:19:07,040
Speaker 8: And the DJ, I feel like he fucking got it,

1736
01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:09,040
Speaker 8: like he understood. I was like, play me a few

1737
01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:12,200
Speaker 8: cheesy songs that I would like, but then keep everyone happy.

1738
01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:15,280
Speaker 5: And I think he did a great job, DJ Serene.

1739
01:19:16,320 --> 01:19:19,040
Speaker 2: I love a good DJ that knows what they're doing. Yeah.

1740
01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:20,479
Speaker 5: And then when Clark was like, give it up for

1741
01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:22,920
Speaker 5: the DJ, I'm like, that's nice. That's a cool moment.

1742
01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:24,000
Speaker 5: I wouldn't have thought to do that.

1743
01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:28,800
Speaker 3: Oh well, you know what I did think, thank you

1744
01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:32,599
Speaker 3: Liza for coming back. And I'm like, out doing yourself.

1745
01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:35,040
Speaker 3: I mean, this is the longest episode we've ever done.

1746
01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:41,040
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, no, it's nice. That's our sugar Daddy expert,

1747
01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:42,800
Speaker 2: Like a week ago was longer than this.

1748
01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:45,160
Speaker 5: Who was it? Sugar Daddy?

1749
01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:48,599
Speaker 2: I think, oh, sis, you have to listen to the episode. Well,

1750
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:49,880
Speaker 2: she was at Bougie.

1751
01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:49,960
Speaker 6: Expert and.

1752
01:19:52,439 --> 01:19:54,639
Speaker 2: She had a contract on a napkin with a man.

1753
01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:56,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he gave her.

1754
01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:59,200
Speaker 2: A couple thousand dollars a month, not a couple thousand,

1755
01:19:59,360 --> 01:19:59,720
Speaker 2: Wasn't it?

1756
01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:06,160
Speaker 8: Like, there's definitely a kink where it's they don't even

1757
01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:08,160
Speaker 8: want sex, they just want to give you money to

1758
01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:08,680
Speaker 8: spend it.

1759
01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:09,920
Speaker 2: Where are they?

1760
01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:11,800
Speaker 5: I bet you can find them.

1761
01:20:12,040 --> 01:20:15,120
Speaker 8: You know there's a kink They not on Tinder soon, No,

1762
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:18,400
Speaker 8: but you got I feel like you guys can do it.

1763
01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:20,960
Speaker 3: We'll put that down on the list for us.

1764
01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:21,960
Speaker 5: Put that down.

1765
01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:24,639
Speaker 8: Because I watched the porn set of like kink dot

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Speaker 8: com does a how to section and like how to

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Speaker 8: do a bunch of stuff for lessons kink University they

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Speaker 8: call it. And one of them is financial domination and

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Speaker 8: it's pretty wild.

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Speaker 2: I mean, has goals and everything people are and the

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Speaker 2: people who are who are into financial domination, those people

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Speaker 2: are not the people that you want eating your booty. No,

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Speaker 2: you don't have to touch, you don't want to have sexist.

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01:20:46,720 --> 01:20:48,280
Speaker 2: He just wants to give you money.

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Speaker 4: Well, I feel like the only people that I'm meeting

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Speaker 4: are people who are like, oh, I so want to

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Speaker 4: sex with you.

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Speaker 2: And I have no money. Well it's your fat Marie.

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01:20:54,880 --> 01:20:56,719
Speaker 2: Why do you have abs? And why you look so good?

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Speaker 2: What they got to do with what.

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Speaker 5: They got to do?

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01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:00,000
Speaker 2: What you're giving me money?

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Speaker 4: If anything, you should only be sending me money, and

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Speaker 4: then you should be like, may I, may I dine

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Speaker 4: with you this evening?

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Speaker 2: May I? But no, anyway? Whatever? Is there anything that

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Speaker 2: we missed on this fabulous epsod?

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Speaker 8: No, but I loved the knitting factory photos. I love

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Speaker 8: chatting with you guys all the lights and can't wait

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Speaker 8: to be there soon.

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Speaker 3: I know I would love to give you a hug.

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01:21:31,920 --> 01:21:35,000
Speaker 3: I definitely missed you. And you know things will go

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01:21:35,080 --> 01:21:37,840
Speaker 3: back to It won't go back to normal, but.

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Speaker 8: You know.

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Speaker 2: We'll be in a better place next year. That's all

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01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:44,479
Speaker 2: I know. That's on the list. Be in a better place.

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Speaker 5: That's a great goal.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm glad that you have all this information

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Speaker 3: that you know we're not going to murder and nobody

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Speaker 3: else on this I would never.

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Speaker 5: I don't think, I I that's not in me.

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Speaker 4: I know that I'm too lazy to bout her crime

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Speaker 4: crimes of passion are you know it's different.

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Speaker 8: I get caught, I got caught cheating on my eighth

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Speaker 8: grade constitution test. I've been arrested three times, gone to jail.

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Speaker 8: I mean I am not I'm not a sleuth.

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01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:12,280
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're gonna get caught.

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01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:15,200
Speaker 8: I would get caught in a second. I get caught

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01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:17,880
Speaker 8: doing everything. I smoked weed one time my parents found

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01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:19,320
Speaker 8: my bowl, and to be a bad I was like,

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01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:20,880
Speaker 8: I've been smoking a long time, but it was the

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01:22:20,920 --> 01:22:21,920
Speaker 8: first time and they caught me.

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01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:27,519
Speaker 2: I'm not secret of You've been arrested three times and

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01:22:27,560 --> 01:22:29,120
Speaker 2: it's the first time we're hearing about it.

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01:22:29,240 --> 01:22:31,519
Speaker 5: No, I have that this is not happening. All about it.

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01:22:32,760 --> 01:22:34,640
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so that I will find that on go

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Speaker 2: to that length.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's right, Lie's I want you to promote all

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Speaker 3: this stuff you have going up so all the people

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Speaker 3: can follow you.

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01:22:41,960 --> 01:22:42,960
Speaker 2: Please follow Lisa.

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Speaker 3: She's very, very fun and her stories are very personal.

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Speaker 3: You might even catch a tit because she loves a

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Speaker 3: low cut something.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: I don't like clothing in the home I put on. Uh, yeah,

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Speaker 8: I don't like it. Why would you were closing the house?

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Speaker 2: I hate closing the house. I don't I think it's

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Speaker 2: I want that way.

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Speaker 8: But I did see a meme that was like, if

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01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:04,320
Speaker 8: you're not wearing pants this and that, you can't turn

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01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:04,880
Speaker 8: up the heat.

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Speaker 5: No, I don't want to wear clothes. I need to

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01:23:07,720 --> 01:23:08,120
Speaker 5: turn up.

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01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:10,120
Speaker 2: The heat well in the winter time.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so I'm just couch starting just upping everyone's heat.

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Speaker 8: If you want to see Simpson's collages, I'm at Glitter

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Speaker 8: Cheese and then if you like at Lona Restview. I

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Speaker 8: have a podcast with Clara Kara Klink, another Virgo, very

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Speaker 8: organized Virgo. So many spreadsheets, so many like I have

1841
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Speaker 8: so many Google calendar invites from her, and it's called

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Speaker 8: That's Messed Up an SVU podcast. That's a nice tea quote.

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Speaker 5: I love that, love it.

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Speaker 2: I love it. Thank you so much for coming back.

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01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:50,439
Speaker 3: Thank you, and also Lisa, please remind Marie how funny

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Speaker 3: she is.

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01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:53,360
Speaker 8: I was gonna say, are we going to stop this

1848
01:23:53,479 --> 01:23:55,720
Speaker 8: and talk? Or am I leaving right away because I'm

1849
01:23:55,720 --> 01:23:57,360
Speaker 8: curious what you're taping and stuff?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: We should all right anyway, thanks ray Can described, Yes, lad, I.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't running into it was.

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Speaker 1: Extremely I take it.

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Speaker 12: So so there was no where to go.

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Speaker 2: Somehow, the water on the tables with.

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Speaker 1: Turn never knew my hand to listen to the good.

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Speaker 1: From my head and my shoes. Now where I'm going

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Speaker 1: and I know what to do.

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Speaker 12: I'm turning up my part of you. I'm gotta do attitude.

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01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:27,919
Speaker 12: I'm in control.

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Speaker 8: The one is a f.

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Speaker 1: I gotta do at.

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Speaker 12: I'm bury no dress, I do ide have.

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Speaker 8: A better.

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Speaker 6: It's my.

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Speaker 13: Oh my, you.

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Speaker 6: My n.

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Speaker 12: Think so.

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Speaker 2: Somehow the water mon roll the tables.

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Speaker 1: P turn never know my hand to listen to that.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go from my head and my shoes, no

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Speaker 1: how I'm going, and I don't want to do. I'm

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Speaker 1: tie it up my horn a few.

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Speaker 12: I'm gotta do aitudem in control.

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Speaker 1: But what is a few? I okay, i gotta do aitude.

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Speaker 1: Do you think.

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Speaker 8: Somehow the wires on the wrong tables were herds?

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Speaker 3: You never know my hand to listen to.

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Speaker 12: I'm feeling gone from the heads of my shoes, know

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01:27:29,640 --> 01:27:33,080
Speaker 12: where I'm going, and I know what to do. I'll

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Speaker 12: tie it up to my born abe.

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Speaker 1: I'm not as you attude. I make control.

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Speaker 6: My w is abuse.

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Speaker 1: I gotta do atude.

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Speaker 13: This has been a Forever Dog production. The Unofficial Expert

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