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Speaker 1: Did you know Zeke's Pizza Delivers? Get a local handcraft

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Speaker 1: and pizza delivered tonight and leave tasteless national chain pizza behind.

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Speaker 1: another Jewels on the twenties. To me, I'm moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five girl. This is Melissa speaking. Hello Melissa,

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Speaker 1: my name is tfor Black. You've probably heard of me? Hi,

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Speaker 1: how are you telfor Black? Oh? Did you work here before? No? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you're cute though I'm an agent to the stars. You

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Speaker 1: may have seen me on TMZ or something. Oh sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't think I have. But how can I help you? Oh? Nothing,

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Speaker 1: You've never heard of toefor Black before. I'm sorry I haven't. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, fine, listen. One of my clients, one of

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Speaker 1: my mega clients, is planning to dine at your establishments,

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Speaker 1: so he requested that I call ahead and make some arrangements. Okay, Oh,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you. Who is it? Are

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Speaker 1: you sitting down? No, I'm okay because you might want

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Speaker 1: to grab a seat. It's none other than a list

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Speaker 1: celebrity superstar. Matt LeBlanc two. Matthew LeBlanc, My client. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't know who that is Joey from Friends. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't really watch a lot of TV. Is it

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Speaker 1: he's TV? You don't hold on, you're pulling my leg right. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm not really into the TV thing. You don't have

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Speaker 1: to be into TV to know who Matthew LeBlanc is. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: did you want to make a reservation? Put your supervisor

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Speaker 1: on the phone. Please. I'm sorry. You've offended me. Not

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Speaker 1: only me, but you've also offended Matthew LeBlanc. You know

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Speaker 1: what would happen if I went back to him and

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Speaker 1: I said, hey, matt they don't know who you are.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you on the

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Speaker 1: phone with your manager now, because I will have your job.

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Speaker 1: What you can't get me fired because I don't know

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Speaker 1: the list celebrity? Oh my god, I'll have you know.

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Speaker 1: Matthew LeBlanc is a national treasure and I'll be damned

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Speaker 1: if he's going to be treated with this kind of

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Speaker 1: disrespect when he comes into your establishment. Let me tell

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Speaker 1: you this, Matthew LeBlanc will be dining in there tomorrow

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Speaker 1: at eight pm. I'm sorry. We don't have room for anyone,

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Speaker 1: especially you're cute. You're cute. This is not anyone, this

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Speaker 1: is celebrity. Matt LeBlanc. Sou would you like to schedule

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Speaker 1: a different day for your own Oh my god. No, hello,

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Speaker 1: Hello on the other end of the phone, I said,

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Speaker 1: I want it for tomorrow at eight okay, but we're

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Speaker 1: full at eight pm. Would you like to do nine pm? No,

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Speaker 1: you are not full at eight pm. I'm sure you

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Speaker 1: have regular diners there, people who aren't celebrities. You will

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Speaker 1: bump one of them to nine pm, or you'll have

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Speaker 1: them eight in the alley. For all I care, Matthew

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Speaker 1: LeBlanc and my friends will be eating there at eight pm. Well,

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Speaker 1: maybe your big celebrity hotshot, Matthew LeBlanc I should eat

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Speaker 1: out in the alleyway. Oh my god, Matthew LeBlanc has

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Speaker 1: never even heard of an alley. If I go back

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Speaker 1: to him and say, Matthew, do do you want to

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Speaker 1: eat in the alley, you know what he'd say to me.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm on a private jet right now because

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Speaker 1: he is. Well, maybe it'll bring him and you down

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Speaker 1: to earth. You're not going to bring a superstar down

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Speaker 1: to earth ever. Give me a table at this point.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm just going to transfer you to my supervisor,

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Speaker 1: because honestly, I don't know if there's anything else for you,

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Speaker 1: and I don't really like you. Transfer me, and you

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Speaker 1: know what, I'll tell him. I'll tell him we were

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Speaker 1: planning on coming there with Matthew LeBlanc. Michael Lohan, that's

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Speaker 1: Lindsay Lohan's father, and he will kick you out on

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Speaker 1: your keysters so quick you won't know what hit you.

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Speaker 1: Who is this? This is Tofur Black, a List celebrity agent. No, like,

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Speaker 1: who is this? This has to be a joke. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's Jebil who an A List celebrity? Another A List celebrity.

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Speaker 1: I just dropped another one on you. What are you

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Speaker 1: gonna do with that name? Bam, I don't know nothing.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of that name. Oh okay, well, this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jubil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. What it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Your friend Megan set you up. She said that you

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Speaker 1: get a lot of weird phone calls for reservations. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I totally do, so I thought I would plan one

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Speaker 1: for about a couple of my A List friends. Matthew

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Speaker 1: LeBlanc and Michael Lohan. Well, I mean that was pretty funny,

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Speaker 1: and as you know, I'm pretty clueless. Oh I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know who you are either. But I

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Speaker 1: have you ever seen the movie Forrest Gump? Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: the main actor in that. Yes, Tom Hanks, nice to

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Speaker 1: meet you. Nice to Mening Weekday forties on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Holy On removing ninety two point five