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Speaker 1: Karen calls for backup after I told my boyfriend it's

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Speaker 1: okay to hit the kids, they're in your way.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Daron call whack up five four one nine.

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Speaker 2: We got a Karen alert. We got a girl with

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Speaker 2: a short haircut and an attitude that just won't quit.

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Speaker 1: Slapping children to and fro like a wet ass pool

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Speaker 1: noodle floating in the wind. I went to a local

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Speaker 1: YMCA with my boyfriend to swim some laps. It was

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Speaker 1: super crowded, but we managed to claim a lane. During

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Speaker 1: the adult swim, I was counting my boyfriend's laps, and

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Speaker 1: after the adult swim ended, entitle mom's kid proceeded to

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Speaker 1: jump into the water.

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Speaker 2: Wait, I have a request. They should call, you know,

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Speaker 2: like synchronized swimming. Yeah, they should call when they do

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Speaker 2: like a lap while they're dancing a lap dance.

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Speaker 1: So like like swimming a lap but also.

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Speaker 2: Dance dancing lap dancing.

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Speaker 1: Interesting is that, as the resident professional swimmers, that is.

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Speaker 2: Not a term, and I would like to make it

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Speaker 2: a term.

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Speaker 1: But can you dance and swim at the same time?

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Speaker 2: Of course you dance doing anything.

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Speaker 1: Now, to be clear, we don't care if the kids

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Speaker 1: crossover to get to the other side as long as

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Speaker 1: they don't get in our way. However, their children would

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Speaker 1: swim directly in front of my boyfriend when he was

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Speaker 1: about to reach the wall, causing him to bump into

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Speaker 1: the child or get kicked by one of the kids.

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Speaker 2: That does not sound ideal, No it doesn't.

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Speaker 1: I had told the child to watch out, but she

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Speaker 1: would ignore me. Entirely Frustrated, my boyfriend says, why is

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Speaker 1: this so hard for these kids to get out of

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Speaker 1: the way of a moving object, to which I respond,

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Speaker 1: just keep doing what you're doing. And he says what

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Speaker 1: if I hit them? And I said, then you'll hit them.

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Speaker 1: It's their fault. Damn Hold those of those kids now,

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Speaker 1: entitled mother overhears this conversation and is clearly disgruntled. After

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Speaker 1: another lap, her kid throws the kickboard into the right

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Speaker 1: lane before my boyfriend is about to come up for

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Speaker 1: a breath. So I tossed the kickboard back over the rope,

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Speaker 1: and titled mom pulls her kid aside and says wants

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Speaker 1: to leave them alone. It's about to get ugly. Minutes later,

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Speaker 1: security comes in and accuses us of throwing a board

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Speaker 1: in her kids and cussing them out. What My boyfriend,

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Speaker 1: who is swimming most of the time, has no clue

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Speaker 1: what's going on. I told the lifeguard that I tossed

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Speaker 1: the board aside so it wouldn't get in the way

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Speaker 1: of my boyfriend swimming, and then I never cursed at

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Speaker 1: their children, to which they threatened to kick us out

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Speaker 1: if we get another complaint. Dang entitled mother keeps hovering

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Speaker 1: around the security and lifeguards like a vulture while they

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Speaker 1: set up a lap lane only sign in the one

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Speaker 1: that I just got out of. We pack up our

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Speaker 1: crap and go to a different ymca.

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Speaker 2: A Really, I mean, it just sounds like the mom

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Speaker 2: did everything right up until the point where she complained

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Speaker 2: to the security guard and then lied.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's the only thing she did wrong.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, just being a liar, how it goes