1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:03,559 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,320 Speaker 1: subject I want to do more than smoke with her. 4 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:12,560 Speaker 1: But right now the nephew is here. Get to that 5 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:15,280 Speaker 1: a little later. Get to that a little later. Right now, 6 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:17,840 Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What 7 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:20,919 Speaker 1: you got for his map? You got one more tang 8 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:29,120 Speaker 1: a cough? You got one more tang a cough. Let's 9 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 1: go kid. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach our brill Please. 10 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:39,760 Speaker 1: This is Lawrence from the job. How you doing today? 11 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 1: Oh God, how are you doing? I'm good, I'm good. Listen, 12 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 1: we got a situation at the job. I know it's 13 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:49,360 Speaker 1: a little late this evening. Um, and what time do 14 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:54,680 Speaker 1: you normally come in in the mornings? I'm coming around. Okay, 15 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,960 Speaker 1: So are you? Are you all right health wise? How 16 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:02,360 Speaker 1: are you feeling? Um? I'm I'm fine. What you're talking about? 17 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 1: I mean, I got a little prose, I've got a 18 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:08,280 Speaker 1: little under the weather. But okay, so so let me 19 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,080 Speaker 1: let me let me go ahead and tell you this. 20 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:12,720 Speaker 1: My name is Lawrence. All right. I work on a 21 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:15,160 Speaker 1: different floor from you, but I wanted to give you 22 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,320 Speaker 1: a call you. It's been brought to my attention. A 23 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:21,080 Speaker 1: lot of people are a little edgy right now, you know, 24 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 1: but yeah, because you're you're in the cubicle that most 25 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:29,399 Speaker 1: of the people around your cubicle are starting to be 26 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 1: a little worried because they're saying that, you know, you're 27 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:37,360 Speaker 1: you're coughing a lot and you yeah. So I mean, 28 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:41,000 Speaker 1: let me ask, right, Okay, do you think that you 29 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:45,320 Speaker 1: need to maybe be tested tested? I don't know you are? 30 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 1: You're talking about this? Damn uh what's the called coronavirus? 31 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 1: Do you do? You do? You do you think you 32 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:54,320 Speaker 1: need to be tested? Do I think I think you 33 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 1: need me? Let me hold on, listen, I know the 34 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 1: world's but everybody don't got the coronavirus. Okay, I have 35 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:09,359 Speaker 1: a cold, I'm a little stuffy, but nonetheless, like I'm 36 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 1: taking their food and taking care of myself, I don't 37 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:14,800 Speaker 1: need to be tested for anything. Okay, So do you 38 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 1: do you think it's possible maybe you need to be 39 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:21,919 Speaker 1: self quarantined? And Lauren Laurence, honey, I think you are 40 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 1: stepping onto us right now. Okay, Um, that's very inappropriate. 41 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:30,320 Speaker 1: I don't know who put you up to this, but nonetheless, 42 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,440 Speaker 1: I think you're really stepping on This has got to 43 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 1: be like hip or something like what is this? Okay? 44 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:39,280 Speaker 1: Like okay, so let me just say this to you. 45 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:42,560 Speaker 1: I've talked to everybody on that floor that you work on, 46 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,880 Speaker 1: all right, I've talked I've talked to Darlene, all right, 47 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,560 Speaker 1: I've talked to what's the other girl? Her name is Loretta. 48 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:54,720 Speaker 1: I think I've spoken with Loretta. Loretta. Look, what do 49 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:58,360 Speaker 1: you think? Okay, let me let me, let me let 50 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:01,360 Speaker 1: me say this. You got one on caugh and they 51 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,480 Speaker 1: and they're gonna put you out of the building. Excuse me, 52 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:09,360 Speaker 1: you got listen. Okay, Lawrence, that's on that right. My 53 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,959 Speaker 1: name is Lawrence. I'm on the eighth floord. Yes, okay, 54 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,720 Speaker 1: you're on the eighth for it, so you're not even 55 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 1: an HR can even be coming at me like this. 56 00:03:17,639 --> 00:03:20,639 Speaker 1: But but but but you know what, we tried, doctors. 57 00:03:20,919 --> 00:03:22,920 Speaker 1: I don't know where y'all get off coming at me 58 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 1: like that. Okay. I do not get paid enough for 59 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,640 Speaker 1: nobody to be testing me by my personal business. Okay, 60 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 1: y'all really, y'all me twested I only put this job. 61 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:33,280 Speaker 1: Y'all got me all the way stop. Okay, okay, look, 62 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:34,840 Speaker 1: let me let me go and say this here. You 63 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:38,320 Speaker 1: act like this your personal business. It's our business. When 64 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,480 Speaker 1: you start coughing all over the building. And we're going 65 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 1: in the country going through what is going through right now, 66 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 1: what the world is going through, So you gotta understand 67 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:47,440 Speaker 1: that we were going through. I don't give it them 68 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,440 Speaker 1: what the world is going through. I'm going through my own, okay, 69 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,960 Speaker 1: all right, I got two kids. I'm like very hard. 70 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,440 Speaker 1: I'm a single mother and I'm not here doing that. 71 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 1: That's our kid. I got a call and I still 72 00:03:57,360 --> 00:04:01,600 Speaker 1: bring my everything day and I'll be time for anybody 73 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 1: to be coming at me like that. That is this 74 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 1: was spressful. Okay. I put in ten years at this 75 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,320 Speaker 1: job and I don't give a damn. Y'all got me 76 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,720 Speaker 1: messed up. Now, I need to speak to your higher rights. 77 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 1: What is your boss? Listen, I'm gonna say. I'm gonna 78 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,640 Speaker 1: say it one more time. You got one more cough 79 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:21,000 Speaker 1: and you that's it. Ain't nobody to get time. It's 80 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,720 Speaker 1: hard to me like that. And I'm gonna drugs through 81 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:27,440 Speaker 1: this mother phone and talk. I don't care who are 82 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,440 Speaker 1: you talking to. I don't know who do you think 83 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 1: you're talking to? But you got me on the way 84 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:34,800 Speaker 1: messed up? Okay, listen here, Okay, I don't give a 85 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:37,280 Speaker 1: damn corona. Brus. You need to bring me a corona 86 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:40,240 Speaker 1: because you're stressing me out right now. Okay, I work 87 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 1: too hard for this. Okay, I'll be on time for work. 88 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:46,479 Speaker 1: I don't not call us and other people be you know, 89 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:50,160 Speaker 1: doing Take it as long as smoke breaklest and I'll 90 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:57,960 Speaker 1: do what I do. Listen. Uh see that is right there, 91 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:01,200 Speaker 1: that's it right there? Did you did you just call? Forget? 92 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:08,280 Speaker 1: Did you just cough? Listen, Brielle, did you just did 93 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:12,120 Speaker 1: you just cough? Yes? I just called. I gotta called. 94 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:14,839 Speaker 1: I don't got no damner run up? You know where? 95 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 1: I ain't about to ask you what you wish? Your boss? 96 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:20,839 Speaker 1: Who's your boy? Who's up? My boy? Tommy? Is? Is 97 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 1: my higher up? Tommy? Yeah? Tommy is? Tommy is the 98 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:28,839 Speaker 1: person that's over me? What? What's Tommy? I don't know? No, Tim, 99 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:34,680 Speaker 1: do you know nephew Tommy from The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hi, 100 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:53,559 Speaker 1: Darlen and Loretta got me to prank phone call you. Listen, listen, listen, listen, 101 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:58,200 Speaker 1: Brie Brille, Darley and Darley and Loretta got me to 102 00:05:58,279 --> 00:06:01,480 Speaker 1: prank phone call you yo girls, it's in the cubicles 103 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:04,760 Speaker 1: with you got me. The prank called cut. Oh I'm 104 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 1: gonna kill them. Oh god, oh my god, I'm going 105 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:13,159 Speaker 1: They told me they say mess with her about her cold. 106 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,719 Speaker 1: I was like, all right, come on, get it to wait. 107 00:06:15,839 --> 00:06:21,280 Speaker 1: So you guys got this on your show? Is Oh 108 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:32,200 Speaker 1: my god, why was I'm over here fighting this cold 109 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:36,279 Speaker 1: trying to say by the struggling, like, oh my god, 110 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,360 Speaker 1: I can't believe you'll got me like this on the radio. 111 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:42,400 Speaker 1: I got you, baby, girl. Tell me this. What's the 112 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:46,040 Speaker 1: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land. 113 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:51,440 Speaker 1: What is it the show? Now, go take you some 114 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:55,360 Speaker 1: night were or some music? Next? Is something here? Oh 115 00:06:55,400 --> 00:07:09,880 Speaker 1: my god? You got me? She's like, yes, it is 116 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:13,600 Speaker 1: right there, right there. That's where I'm talking about. That 117 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:18,880 Speaker 1: ship right there. You called one more damn. Yeah that 118 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 1: was really good. But we're in the error right now. 119 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:31,520 Speaker 1: When you can no regular sick, regular sick, don't work 120 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:34,920 Speaker 1: no moment, No you get regular sick. No. I knew 121 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,840 Speaker 1: she was mad, Timmy when she said she's gonna do 122 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:38,760 Speaker 1: something impossible. She said, well, you talk to me about 123 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:43,280 Speaker 1: it one more time. I'm gonna read through this phone 124 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:50,520 Speaker 1: the mess at you. Y'all got me on the show 125 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:55,720 Speaker 1: with Mr Harvey. Oh no, nothing like when a sister 126 00:07:55,800 --> 00:08:00,840 Speaker 1: losing when her sister buddy, Yeah, yeah, that one was good. 127 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:04,320 Speaker 1: But you really said the flu season has been eradicated 128 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,280 Speaker 1: because of everybody wearing their mask and stuff. There's just 129 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:11,640 Speaker 1: like no flu season pretty much. What would need a 130 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:16,760 Speaker 1: flu season? Phone? I got Corona, Yeah, yeah, I found 131 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,080 Speaker 1: that on the news. I was like, wow, so wear 132 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:24,960 Speaker 1: your mask. I ate some barbecue chips today and put 133 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:33,760 Speaker 1: that mask lord on myself, put the garlic. God, I 134 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:39,079 Speaker 1: ate something and burped in that mask and damn knocked 135 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:45,600 Speaker 1: myself off, like never again. Well I do that? You 136 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:56,400 Speaker 1: think mine is a big now, Steve, any bigger? That 137 00:08:56,520 --> 00:09:00,120 Speaker 1: wasn't for you to comment. But anybody that don't do that, 138 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:03,960 Speaker 1: do not masking a no joke. You gotta have it, though, yeah, 139 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,720 Speaker 1: and you gotta keep it in your car because if not, 140 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,680 Speaker 1: you're gonna leave and realize you ain't got it and 141 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:11,040 Speaker 1: got to turn around and go get it. Buddy. That's right, 142 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:14,680 Speaker 1: all right? Coming up Strawberry letter I want to do 143 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:16,959 Speaker 1: more than smoke with her is the subject. We'll get 144 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:20,280 Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening to the Steve 145 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:21,400 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.