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Speaker 3: Okay, we're not gonna do that in this podcast study

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Speaker 2: Okay, but coming in clomps number second is Brooke and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in podcast and it's a full shol so you

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Speaker 1: That is going to be an extensive an hour.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's sixty minutes. Okay, So it starts right

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Speaker 2: now when I say now, okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: Now, big sparkly lights, spinning roulette wheels in a pile

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Speaker 5: Because I'm an idiot and I don't sign up for

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Speaker 5: But I've lost thousands of dollars they should have.

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Speaker 4: Well, they're like, ooh, dude, keep gambling.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, crying long Gone are the days of you sitting

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Speaker 3: Seriously, those tables are so expensive on the weekend.

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Speaker 3: Is this whole thing to give jose some life goals?

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Speaker 4: I'm really no, Seriously, I want to hear that.

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Speaker 1: Maybe, But because according to a professional gambler, he got

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Speaker 1: He did it after playing seven hours at a five

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Speaker 3: It's more about longevity, not necessarily the amount you're spending.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you want them to take pity on you for

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Speaker 1: Roomshole Alexis was right, Yeah, not worth it.

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Speaker 3: Did you hear the sixty six thousand dollars parts.

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Speaker 6: Well, I know, for some using your body to move

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Speaker 6: Is that true?

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Speaker 6: wasn't like this in prison, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: Well, first thing that happens in a job interview. You're

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Speaker 9: I've definitely had resumes where they'll ask me that like

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Speaker 5: Well, my first instinct is to say, like some kind

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Speaker 3: I think you guys are thinking too deep on this.

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Speaker 3: I think you need to go more simple, like for me.

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Speaker 4: That's Jake, by the way.

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Speaker 5: Maybe it's like the way you look, maybe like you

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Speaker 8: They teach you that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you're overdressed, or if you're really underdressed

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm just gonna say, if you're not dressed right

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Speaker 6: Not being dressed right, that's number three. That's correct, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 6: to Alexis. The next person to get something right is say,

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Speaker 6: if the other person's getting shot, Alexis, don't steal my answer.

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Speaker 4: You always take what I'm.

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Speaker 3: I can't think of what else are you nervous about?

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Speaker 4: And I have another one.

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Speaker 1: What if they just ask you a question and you

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Speaker 6: Not having a good answer, that's correct, sounding stupid, getting

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Speaker 6: Alexis got number one, sounding stupid or getting tongue tied.

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Speaker 1: All right, well, Jose is going to be taking the

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Speaker 4: It's that about the money, money, money.

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Speaker 10: We don't need your money, money money.

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Speaker 8: Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: You're welcome, ket.

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Speaker 1: Actually, some say Alexis is the next tiny blonde Kevin

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Speaker 1: right now. You know, technically a burrito is just a

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Speaker 1: for a brand new What's on Your Mind, starting with

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Speaker 1: Brooke Brook, what's zipped up inside your wet thought bag?

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Speaker 3: I don't like that. Let me open it up, Jeff.

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Speaker 3: So last week there was a snow day for our kids.

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Speaker 11: Shook.

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Speaker 3: So at one point they go to recess, so they

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Speaker 3: She had taught the class with a fractured school, genuinely

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Speaker 3: are not paying these poor teachers. The teacher came back,

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Speaker 3: I came and taught my child a broken head.

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Speaker 1: Well, you probably can teach the right type of lessons.

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Speaker 1: If she's got a concussion. You probably need to tell

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Speaker 3: She says out this evil It's like, I'm so sorry,

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Speaker 8: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 4: When they were hungover.

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Speaker 1: Those days, Jose, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 5: Well, a few of my friends went to the casino

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Speaker 1: I decided to stay home.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna save money.

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Speaker 5: I got vacations coming up, whatever, until I got a

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Speaker 5: text one of my buddies is like, bro, I can

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Speaker 5: make bets for you while I am here. So I immediately

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Speaker 3: Easy to give into peer pressure.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 5: So I'm like, let's bet on the coin flip. Oh no,

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Speaker 5: I always say tales never fails. It's my life motto

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you're actually betting on the act coins from

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Speaker 3: the beginning those odd prop bets.

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Speaker 4: Yes, there's a prop bet. I say, let's just started out.

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Speaker 5: Let's warm up one hundred dollars and on heads.

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Speaker 1: Because I always picked tails.

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Speaker 5: I always picked tails, guys would.

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Speaker 4: I thought this is gonna be different.

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Speaker 5: It's tales one hundred dollars immediately, okay, And it's okay,

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Speaker 5: I know football, I know sports.

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Speaker 1: Okay. So then I'm like, well.

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Speaker 5: At least the Chiefs are gonna score first, you know

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Speaker 4: You know they're gonna be the ones to get the ball.

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Speaker 5: Oh, by the way, I put two hundred on that

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Speaker 5: because I gotta make up for my last bet.

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Speaker 1: The Eagles scored first.

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Speaker 5: Remember that for a long time you know what happens

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Speaker 5: when you're down three hundred dollars.

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Speaker 4: You think you know what.

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Speaker 5: NFL is scripted anyway, Right, So I'm gonna bet yet

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Speaker 4: Chiefs are gonna win the game. They're totally gonna win.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm down five dollars.

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Speaker 4: I'm not happy. I'm like, this is the whole reason

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Speaker 5: And then my phone goes off and another text, and

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Speaker 5: I'm like, what is happening? And the gatorade has just

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Speaker 5: means that I lost the show as well as Bowler's cat.

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Speaker 3: I wonder you just answered the group text with damn.

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Speaker 1: Maybe next year, alexis what's on your mind?

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Speaker 9: So I went bowling the other day for the first

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Speaker 9: and I was killing it were you? I was winning

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Speaker 9: around bragging. I'm like, I'm doing better than everyone here.

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Speaker 3: My friend were you in eighth grade?

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, the bumpers were.

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Speaker 3: My friend would't let me use bumpers.

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Speaker 9: I tried ask, but my friends are like, Alexis, no,

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Speaker 9: I don't know what you're talking about. And they're not

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 9: It was confident that the lowest score and bowling wins.

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Speaker 8: No.

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Speaker 1: So when they were doubling.

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Speaker 9: Me, I was like, I am so good, you guys

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Speaker 1: It's probably like as a child growing up, she was

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Speaker 1: Lewis score wins in this game.

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Speaker 3: Yeah I didn't seeming her credit.

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Speaker 9: I don't know, but basically I don't like bowling anymore.

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Speaker 9: I was a high high for ten minutes there and

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Speaker 1: Are go pro like awful, Yeah you thought, yeah.

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Speaker 9: Okay, anyways, freedom and bowling just no, all right, everyone's on.

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Speaker 1: Your mind right now. Everything in my house is going good. Oh,

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Speaker 1: for the first time in four months since I bought

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Speaker 3: Do we knock on wood knock on?

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Speaker 1: Plumbing is working, electrical, water, septic, and gas all functioning properly.

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Speaker 3: What's that?

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Speaker 1: And I'd say, now, a couple times a week birds

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Speaker 1: and they're not surviving.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Really, you gotta put some stickers on your windows.

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Speaker 1: It's gotten to the point where every night at dusk

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Speaker 3: If I have a bird lovers not a bird killer.

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Speaker 1: You know how much I love birds. It's absolutely horrible,

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Speaker 3: You could just put a couple of little reflect stickers.

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Speaker 1: But that's like what birds like. They want to see

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Speaker 1: com akazi my windows anymore.

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Speaker 1: My one concern is that my neighbors might think I'm

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Speaker 1: I've already been doing that.

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Speaker 3: For Yeah, guys, it's a good burglar deterrent.

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Speaker 1: Making all the improvements at my house and hopefully no

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Speaker 1: more bird deaths. Text in to seven eight five nine

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Speaker 1: two and tell us what's been on your mind. It's

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: Get a lot of texts in at seven eighty five

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Speaker 1: nine two with our listeners wanted to tell us what's

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Speaker 1: This text says what's on my mind. I can't stop

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Speaker 1: thinking about how cute Jeffrey is. Okay, mom, why do

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Speaker 1: you keep texting? We block her from this board.

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Speaker 3: It's like a compliment for your mom. Finally, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: I'm sick of it. This one says good morning, love

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Speaker 1: you guys. And what's on my mind is how Alexis

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Speaker 1: has all these credit cards and Brooke doesn't help her

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Speaker 1: pay them off ever. Brook the loaded one.

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Speaker 3: So you can give a man a fish, but if

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Speaker 3: you teach him to fish, then he'll do the lifetime

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Speaker 3: give me money.

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Speaker 7: This is credit.

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Speaker 1: Cards says, I went on a six hour amazing date

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Speaker 1: and got pulled over taking her home. Didn't get a ticket,

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Speaker 1: but she thought I was reckless because of it and

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Speaker 1: didn't go out with me again. Attractive, Yeah you should,

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Speaker 1: that's the Probably. The problem is that you didn't peel

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Speaker 3: You were polite. Yes, that's what happened.

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Speaker 1: Keep your text coming.

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Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Every year has four seasons. Yeah, I'm not talking about spring, summer, winter,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about cuffing season, breakup season, random mating season one,

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Speaker 1: and the one we're in right now, Suffering Singles season,

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Speaker 1: the time of year where more people than ever find

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Speaker 1: themselves going on terrible dates. Personally, I look forward to

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Speaker 1: this time every single team, because I mean I do

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Speaker 1: love a little gentle suffering myself, but mostly it gives

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Speaker 1: because we're doing a brand new Battle of the Tender

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Speaker 1: Dates celebrating Suffering single season coming up right after this T.

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Speaker 8: One dating app Then there's you guys, swipe right. The

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Speaker 1: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. It is the dating

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Speaker 1: of the Tinder Dates, where two of our listeners square

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Speaker 1: off to find out who love life is the most tragic.

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Speaker 1: We'll explain the rules in just a second. First, let's

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Speaker 1: meet today's contestants. In this corner, before every kiss, she

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Speaker 1: likes to give herself citrusy fresh breath by gargling a

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Speaker 3: she brushes her teeth.

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Speaker 1: And in the other corner, she can seduce any man

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Speaker 1: with her patented dance move, the slow motion twerk with

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Speaker 1: double finger guns pistol rip crystal. Hey guys, what's up?

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Speaker 3: Jose just tried to do that in studio. I love it.

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Speaker 1: Here's how the game works. One contestant will start by

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Speaker 1: We're gonna start things off with Juicy Lucy, let's go.

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Speaker 7: Okay.

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Speaker 12: So I was at a guy's place. He took me dinner,

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Speaker 12: and afterward I asked like, you.

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Speaker 7: Know, do you want any help with the dishes?

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Speaker 12: And he was like, oh, don't worry about it. His

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Speaker 3: No no, and you had already eaten.

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Speaker 7: And he wasn't joking.

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Speaker 1: O God, that nasty pistol whip crystal. Can you counter?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 13: So I went out to drink with this guy.

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Speaker 7: He was he was like.

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Speaker 13: Super rich and everything. We had this really fancy upscales,

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 13: When we got there, he requested the pianist to play

450
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Speaker 13: baby Shark.

451
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,800
Speaker 1: Only, one of the most romantic songs of all time?

452
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Speaker 3: Was he trying to be funny?

453
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Speaker 13: I mean I thought so the first time, but it

454
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:58,400
Speaker 13: wasn't just one time. I swear it was like six

455
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Speaker 13: or seven times.

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Speaker 7: Oh way.

457
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Speaker 3: I mean that song gets stuck in your head and just.

458
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Speaker 4: Don't keep requesting it.

459
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,080
Speaker 1: That's part of the fun is to keep repeating it.

460
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,439
Speaker 13: But he was also paying the guary too, so he

461
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,560
Speaker 13: was like dropping big money. And this guy, I wear

462
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,320
Speaker 13: like fifteen minutes. He must have paid, like I don't know, like.

463
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:16,080
Speaker 7: Two hundred dollars.

464
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 8: Oh whoa.

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Speaker 13: I was so mortified by the end of it. It

466
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,320
Speaker 13: was just like everyone was like, give me the depth stare,

467
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,479
Speaker 13: and I was like, oh my god, I gotta get

468
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Speaker 13: out of here.

469
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:26,920
Speaker 3: I'll call you daddy sharp.

470
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was jealous of you. We're on to round two, Lucy.

471
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,520
Speaker 1: Back to you, all right.

472
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Speaker 12: So I was at dinner with a guy when he

473
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Speaker 12: got a call and he was like, oh my god,

474
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Speaker 12: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 7: I have to take this right.

476
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Speaker 3: Okay.

477
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,880
Speaker 12: So I'm like, oh, it's fine, it's fine.

478
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:41,879
Speaker 3: It happened.

479
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:46,520
Speaker 12: Sometimes he gets into an argument with the person.

480
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Speaker 3: About what.

481
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Speaker 7: I wasn't sure at first.

482
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 12: I could tell it was a woman.

483
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,800
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's not good.

484
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:56,000
Speaker 12: It turns out it was his mom.

485
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Speaker 3: Oh oh oh yeah, je just like I get this,

486
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Speaker 3: I get this.

487
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

488
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Speaker 12: He was like screaming at his mom. And even though

489
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:07,479
Speaker 12: this man was thirty seven years old, he was upset

490
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,640
Speaker 12: with him because he didn't finish his chores that day

491
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 12: and she wanted him to come straight.

492
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Speaker 13: Time out.

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Speaker 14: Mom.

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Speaker 5: The resident are soaking Okay, you'll get to it, Crystal.

495
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 1: Back to you. Yeah.

496
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 13: So I went on this coffee date and this guy

497
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Speaker 13: showed up wearing scrubs and I was thinking, like, oh,

498
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Speaker 13: a doctor, you know, Like yeah.

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Speaker 14: I was like, oh, I feel so bad.

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00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,199
Speaker 13: He just got off of work, ita whatever, and he's like,

501
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,119
Speaker 13: oh no, it's okay, like, don't worry about it. He

502
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 13: works in insurance. And I was super confused, so I

503
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,959
Speaker 13: was like, wait, what do you what do you mean? Well,

504
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 13: apparently he got the scrubs from like the soft store

505
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,640
Speaker 13: down the street. And I was like, you're comfany, I guess, but.

506
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,200
Speaker 7: Like why are you wearing them?

507
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,800
Speaker 13: And he's like, oh, well, if I happened to bail

508
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 13: on the date or whatever, he would just use the

509
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,840
Speaker 13: scrubs to say he was a doctor. And then he

510
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Speaker 13: would go, Hen'll never risk oh.

511
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 8: Wow.

512
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 3: And he explained this to you.

513
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 15: Got to respect a man with a plan, not a

514
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Speaker 15: lot of guys.

515
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Speaker 1: On to our third and final round. We need your

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Speaker 1: best stories here, ladies. So Lucy, what have you got?

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Speaker 7: Okay?

518
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,480
Speaker 12: So I hung out with this guy on my birthday.

519
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 7: Afterwards, we go to his place, right yeah, and when

520
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 7: we when we walk in.

521
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 12: He had actually hung up a little banner for me.

522
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,160
Speaker 7: It's decorated.

523
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 12: Yeah, there were party streamers and like he even had

524
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Speaker 12: a cake.

525
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,399
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I.

526
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 12: Was over the moon, and so he sang for me,

527
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,040
Speaker 12: he took a picture.

528
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,919
Speaker 7: I was like so happy.

529
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 12: No date had ever done anything like this for me before. Yes,

530
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 12: But then he tells me don't touch any of it

531
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Speaker 12: because all the party supplies were pretty expensive and he

532
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:57,479
Speaker 12: had to return them in the morning.

533
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 8: Even like cake.

534
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 3: I couldn't even touch the cake.

535
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:04,880
Speaker 7: It was all for the picture.

536
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:06,879
Speaker 4: The cake.

537
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 3: Alexis wants to know if it was his instagram worthy.

538
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean I didn't post it, but still, come.

539
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 1: On, here we go, crystal last shot.

540
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 13: So I went back to the sky place right because

541
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 13: they had a great date or whatever. But I had

542
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 13: to use the restroom. Okay, so well I'm while I'm

543
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,399
Speaker 13: in there, he had one of those kids, like potty

544
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:28,680
Speaker 13: trainings or whatever.

545
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 8: Kid.

546
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I also worrying about.

547
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 3: I was like, I didn't know.

548
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 13: You, you know, had a kid, and he's like, oh, well,

549
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 13: I don't have a kid. The little ponies for me

550
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 13: to use by the couch when I'm too lazy to

551
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:47,639
Speaker 13: walk in the bathroom. Oh literally, just like throw up

552
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 13: the wom out. It was so gross.

553
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, put these all over my apartment.

554
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:56,159
Speaker 1: Just for number one though, Oh god.

555
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 3: Why would you come on?

556
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 1: Sorry, we can't go any deeper into that, as much

557
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 1: as we wanted to dis yuh so there was the

558
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,359
Speaker 1: final bell. We need to go and score this with

559
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 1: the judges. Alexis, who are you giving it to you?

560
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 9: Crystal? I have a new fear unlocked that every man

561
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 9: has a little toilet next to his.

562
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,360
Speaker 1: Can We have room for Crystal Broo.

563
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 3: I just still can't get over the dog licking the

564
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 3: plates clean. I give it to Lucy.

565
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 1: You're all tied up, jose You read the deciding factor.

566
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:21,400
Speaker 5: Oh man, Well gotta go with Lucy with the mom

567
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 5: calling him on the.

568
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:30,679
Speaker 1: Chooras juicy, Lucy, you four thousand of our listeners to

569
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,360
Speaker 1: uninstall Tinder forever.

570
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 3: She's crying, but not for good reasons.

571
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 1: Text in seven, eight, five nine too, if you want

572
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:38,879
Speaker 1: to appear on the next edition of Battle of the

573
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,440
Speaker 1: Tender Days. We got your phone tap coming up right

574
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:41,879
Speaker 1: after this.

575
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

576
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:48,640
Speaker 1: You guys in this room, No, I slay the charity auctions, right,

577
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:49,640
Speaker 1: you do?

578
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 4: Though that's not even a joke.

579
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 1: The charity auction circuit. Brook I come in there with

580
00:26:56,080 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 1: my tucks, throw out some zingers, grab somebody's to pay,

581
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:04,399
Speaker 1: toss back of Martin, raise a cool seven figures, and

582
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:08,679
Speaker 1: then I'm done. But I'll tell you it's not that

583
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 1: easy for everyone. In fact, one woman who's putting one

584
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 1: on for the very first time is freaking out right

585
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,360
Speaker 1: now because she hasn't spoken with her.

586
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:22,399
Speaker 5: MC yet such event they run the whole show.

587
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 1: She's about to meet him, and it could be possibly

588
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 1: the worst fit ever because his name is Timid Benjamin. Yeah,

589
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 1: he's ready to go all in for charity. With your

590
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:34,679
Speaker 1: phones out right.

591
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 8: Now as on the twenties.

592
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 10: Hello, I is this Marianda?

593
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 7: Yeah?

594
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 8: Who's this?

595
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:52,919
Speaker 10: My name is is Benjamin from Speakers and I was

596
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 10: hired to be the MC for your your charity auction

597
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 10: this weekend. You're the m Yes that is that is correct,

598
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 10: or as as the French would say. And I took

599
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,880
Speaker 10: one year of French in middle school. I'm sure.

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00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:20,160
Speaker 16: Okay, I need to talk to you about the charity event.

601
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 10: Actually I read the event program that you sent.

602
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 7: Okay, great.

603
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 10: It says, join us for a night of good food,

604
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 10: great wine, incredible auction items, all in honor of the animals.

605
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, I wrote that.

606
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 10: So I have a question. Will you be selling illegal

607
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 10: animals that night? Or are we raising funds to capture

608
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 10: some what?

609
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 16: We're raising funds for pets.

610
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 7: That need homes.

611
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 16: Why would we be capturing animals?

612
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 10: I thought that that sounds more exciting.

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00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 16: Can I ask you about your experience? Have you ever

614
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,479
Speaker 16: m seed an event before?

615
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 10: Well, I built a program on my computer. It's called

616
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 10: Charity Event Simulator. What I've told jokes to thousands of

617
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 10: approving avatars and almost sixty percent.

618
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 1: Left yeah at some of them.

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Speaker 16: I don't think that counts as actual experience.

620
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 7: Am saying that?

621
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 10: Excuse me?

622
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 7: In real life?

623
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 1: Excuse me with real people?

624
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 10: Well, I don't think your opinion matters on that, but

625
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 10: excuse me.

626
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 16: I think my opinion definitely matters. Because it's my charity

627
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 16: event that I'm hosting for the first time, and I'm there.

628
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 10: Are some stipulations in my contract. You should know them

629
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 10: before the big event.

630
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 16: I don't even know if you're going to be performing

631
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 16: at the at the event at this point.

632
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 1: First, are you shooting me?

633
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 10: Yes? Because I need to tell you I must have

634
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 10: my inhaler on the stage.

635
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 16: My gosh.

636
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 10: Yeah. Second, do you have perhaps a DJ? Booked.

637
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 16: Why would I need a DJ It's it's an auction.

638
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 10: Well, because I really I cracked up the simulator audience

639
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 10: with my Snoop dog impression.

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00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 1: Oh okay, b o e p A okay, please stop?

641
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 10: Snoop dogg is in the.

642
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 16: How please stop? You have to stop?

643
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 10: Then that that's from my simulator, Benjamin.

644
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 1: I don't want to be rude.

645
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 10: Actually it's actually a soft J. Then you I didn't

646
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 10: say it correctly. Please, I would appreciate if you addressed

647
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 10: me properly, soft J.

648
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 16: Benmen, what I don't even know how to say what

649
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 16: you're saying. All I'm saying is ven Then.

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Speaker 1: Then bow me. You are not well for my event.

651
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 10: I would appreciate it if you didn't molly coddle me.

652
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 8: Oh what is that?

653
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 16: I don't even know what you're talking about.

654
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: I'm open.

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00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 5: I don't see how you.

656
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 16: Could ever em see any event in real life.

657
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 10: I have spoken in real groups before.

658
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 16: And what and what groups?

659
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 10: One time at my aunt Helen's bakesale, I had to

660
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 10: make an announcement that the cinnamon twists were two for one.

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00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 1: Okay, I get goose pimples.

662
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 10: Just thinking about the moment.

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00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 16: Listen this is one hundred percent not gonna work. You

664
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Speaker 16: tell the company. I'll tell the company that I need

665
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 16: someone with real experience.

666
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 10: Your partner, Lisa seems to disagree what I talked to her,

667
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 10: and she said, I have plenty of experience to do

668
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 10: a brank phone call on you. A prank phone call, gotcha?

669
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, my real name is jeff from the

670
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing

671
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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 6: No, oh my god.

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Speaker 16: You guys, you didn't sound like yourself.

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00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 7: Problem.

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00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,479
Speaker 1: It's just me in the room today doing this. But

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00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: Lisa is the one who set you up. She says,

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Speaker 1: this is the first time that you're doing the auction,

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Speaker 1: and you were kind of nervous that you hadn't had

679
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Speaker 1: your speaker locked down. Yetsure.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm very very good under pressure, just like my

681
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Speaker 10: idle Snoop Dogg.

682
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Speaker 11: Music.

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Speaker 1: I'm not.

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Speaker 8: Weak up. Every morning was foom taps weekday mornings on

685
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Speaker 8: the twenties Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: If you could give one piece of advice to somebody

687
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 1: who's never tried a dating app before, what would it

688
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: be like. Maybe lower your expectations?

689
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 3: Oh, definitely, solid.

690
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 4: Don't open any pictures, okay from me?

691
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Speaker 1: Sorry, use multiple filters. Yeah, add an extra two and

692
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 1: a half inches to what for your height? Right because

693
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 1: guys like taller girls?

694
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 3: Right?

695
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm not. I'm not the pro on this.

696
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 1: That's exactly the kind of help that one of our

697
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 1: listeners needs right now because she was coming out of

698
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: a long term relationship and decided to meet a guy

699
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:29,959
Speaker 1: online for the very first time, and it went so

700
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 1: well that she's reaching out to us for help. I

701
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: would say she definitely didn't do the two and a

702
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: half inches trick. That's probably what it is. But you

703
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 1: know what, we'll see if we can help her on

704
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Speaker 1: the other side of it when we do your second

705
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Speaker 1: date update, next second date Update. You know, we've talked

706
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Speaker 1: about people getting back into the dating game after being

707
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Speaker 1: out of it for a while, but we don't normally

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Speaker 1: speak to people on this segment who are using dating

709
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Speaker 1: apps for the very first.

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Speaker 3: Time, like ever.

711
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 1: Ever, it's like a time warp. If you haven't dated

712
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 1: since twenty ten and you met somebody at a grocery store. Nowadays,

713
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 1: you're getting an eggplant, all right, but it's a digital one,

714
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 1: and I don't know if you even wanted it in

715
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 1: the first place. But that's what happened with Rachel. Recently,

716
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,359
Speaker 1: she emailed us saying, this is her very first time

717
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: being on a dating app, and she actually met a

718
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:24,959
Speaker 1: great guy who's somehow not calling her back. So Rachel, welcome, Hey,

719
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 1: thanks for having me.

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Speaker 3: I'm just curious because I've ever been on dating apps, right,

721
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 3: because I met my husband like before, they were huge.

722
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like what is it like for your first time?

723
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Speaker 14: It made me feel kind of old too, though, I

724
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 14: mean I had been in a relationship since college, so

725
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 14: like seven, you know what I mean. So, like I

726
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 14: just completely knew for me, and when I got flooded

727
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 14: with all these guys, it was exciting. It kind of

728
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 14: boosted my ego. But it took me about like two

729
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:01,879
Speaker 14: and a half weeks to find someone actually fit all

730
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Speaker 14: of my criteria and that was Jack.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so you messaged him, so.

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Speaker 14: He reached out to me. So I thought that was vulnerable,

733
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Speaker 14: you know what I mean, Like, that's pretty hardcore.

734
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Speaker 8: And.

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Speaker 1: Thousands of other guys did.

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Speaker 5: But it's okay, he said, Hey, he's like, oh my god,

737
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,280
Speaker 5: he's so formal.

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Speaker 3: I mean, how long did it take you to go

739
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Speaker 3: out with him, like between talking to him on the

740
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 3: app and then the actual.

741
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Speaker 14: Date actually about five days, so we started kind of

742
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 14: like Sunday Monday talking and then that weekend he was

743
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 14: free and I was free.

744
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 3: So and I feel like a weekend date is a

745
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 3: big commitment day. I don't know, like using your weekend

746
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 3: for that.

747
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,840
Speaker 4: I'll take a date any day of the week. It

748
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 4: didn't work out.

749
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Speaker 1: I think single people think anytime is a good time.

750
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 1: Married people like, my weekend is my own time. So

751
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 1: what did you guys end up doing? Rachel?

752
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 14: So we ended up going to dinner? Okay, it was

753
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,879
Speaker 14: really really sweet. We we met there. So I took

754
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 14: an uber.

755
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,879
Speaker 3: And what what was that like for you? Because it's

756
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 3: like your.

757
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: First dating technology is amazing.

758
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,359
Speaker 3: It's her first dating app, it's the first guy she's

759
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 3: met on this, Like, I would be so nervous if

760
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 3: I were you, just because God, that's a lot. It's

761
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 3: a lot.

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Speaker 14: I'm a huge fan of broad City, and I felt

763
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 14: like I was in city. What was the actual date, like, Oh, well,

764
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 14: he was just such a gentleman, like he was dreaming.

765
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Speaker 14: He was such a good listener to you guys, Like

766
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 14: that's important.

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Speaker 1: He was what It's important.

768
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Speaker 3: Did your ex come up a lot, because I mean,

769
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Speaker 3: you did mention to us that you were together for

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00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 3: a really, really long time.

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Speaker 14: It did because, like I said, it was over a decade,

772
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 14: and each thing that came up, he seemed to roll

773
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 14: with it and it didn't seem to bother him. I mean,

774
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 14: because here's the thing. I was up front with him

775
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 14: from the get go, and I told him straightforward that

776
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:14,879
Speaker 14: I'm not going to go home with him.

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00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:18,879
Speaker 1: Oh, this is like immediately after the handshake her when

778
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 1: is this?

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00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 14: This was like after the first appetizer, just because I

780
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 14: wanted to kind of loosen things up, but I just

781
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 14: didn't want to get too loose, if you know what

782
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:29,000
Speaker 14: I mean.

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Speaker 4: Okay, but it also sounds good. You want to set

784
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 4: boundaries and he should.

785
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 3: It could also come across as rude though, like you're

786
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 3: also assuming that that's all he's looking for.

787
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Speaker 1: You know, like Brooks only saying that because she never

788
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 1: never crossed her.

789
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 3: Okay, he could have been insulted by that was his reaction.

790
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:56,400
Speaker 1: Were you able to gauge it?

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00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 14: He was taken aback, but he said he wasn't expecting anything,

792
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 14: So maybe, like you said, he did just kind of

793
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 14: threw him off or whatever. And I mean, here's the thing.

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Speaker 14: When you talked about bringing out my ex for the

795
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Speaker 14: first time, I didn't. I didn't cry. Guys, you know.

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Speaker 2: I was da I'm glad.

797
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Speaker 14: Teared up whenever I think is Dylan, you know that's.

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Speaker 1: My ex and I I hear Rachel crying right now

799
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 1: even just mentioning it.

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Speaker 3: That's hard. You probably were still emotional then. If you're

801
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:35,439
Speaker 3: just like just now not crying talking about him, I.

802
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 14: Think maybe that the drinks didn't help, you know.

803
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 4: Enhances it.

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Speaker 3: Do you think that that's why Jack isn't calling you back?

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00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 14: I don't think so. No, he was, like I said,

806
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 14: he didn't see it, like he didn't seem like he

807
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:53,319
Speaker 14: was weirded out by it at all. And no, it

808
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:54,399
Speaker 14: seems time.

809
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:55,839
Speaker 4: We all know you.

810
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 5: Obviously didn't hook up, But did you guys like kids

811
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,800
Speaker 5: or hug or do anything else that's like intimate.

812
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,240
Speaker 14: No, was a gentleman.

813
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 9: So we just like sing the side hug like I

814
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 9: do with all my friends.

815
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 14: Okay, that's it was my first date. Like I haven't

816
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 14: been in a real in person date in over a decade.

817
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 14: By give me a break.

818
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're.

819
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 8: On this.

820
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 1: We're just sorry. We've heard a lot of dating stories,

821
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 1: but your sounds very nice, especially for your first time

822
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,479
Speaker 1: back into the dating pool, first time on a dating app.

823
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: So let's let's play a song. We'll give not Dylan,

824
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 1: uh Jack, Jack.

825
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 3: I am so sorry.

826
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 1: I promise you, Rachel, I will not call him Dylan. Okay.

827
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 1: In fact, this is gonna be the last time I

828
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 1: ever say Dylan on this show. Okay, song, We'll come

829
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 1: back and we'll call Jack for you, not Dylan. Right

830
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,359
Speaker 1: after this second date.

831
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Speaker 5: We'll be Dylan's number, dialing as number.

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Speaker 1: If you're just joining us for the second date. We're

833
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:12,399
Speaker 1: talking to Rachel, who went on her first first date

834
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,879
Speaker 1: in a very long time. Yeah, she said, it's been

835
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 1: more than a decade since she's gone on one, and

836
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 1: she's never been on a dating app before. This was

837
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 1: her first time on a dating app and that was

838
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 1: a little bit overwhelming, which is understandable totally. In fact,

839
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,879
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do an impression right now of a guy

840
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 1: seeing fresh meat on a dating apple. Take the music down,

841
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh a newbie. We're gonna stay in Applebee's

842
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 1: for twenty minutes and then go back to my mom's

843
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 1: house and she's gonna watch me play Mario kart oh Man.

844
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Speaker 3: So it's like she was dating in college all over again.

845
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Speaker 1: You're saying Jack, who she met, wasn't like that. He

846
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 1: was different, he was a gentleman. And how do I

847
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 1: know that they were a good match because Rachel said

848
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: she didn't cry once during their entire.

849
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Speaker 3: Cry about her ex.

850
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:04,760
Speaker 1: Well cry in general, Yeah, no tears, that's love. Yeah. So, Rachel,

851
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: we're about to give Jack a call. How are you feeling?

852
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 14: Honestly, I'm hoping for the best. There was nothing but

853
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 14: positive vibes. So I feel like something happened, maybe at

854
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:16,240
Speaker 14: his job or family. I don't know. I hope everything's okay,

855
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:17,720
Speaker 14: but he's just perfect.

856
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 3: And also it's like, you know this is new to you.

857
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 3: There's a lot of options out there that you haven't

858
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 3: even explored.

859
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 1: I kept talking on the town, right, that's.

860
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 3: How you get over people, Joe.

861
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 5: There is there is one thing that doesn't change in dating,

862
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,800
Speaker 5: and that's vibes. Like you can tell if something happened

863
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 5: on the date. You could pinpoint a moment usually, so

864
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:42,839
Speaker 5: you don't feel like there was something, then.

865
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 4: Maybe there was.

866
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 3: She hasn't even really dated in her adult life. I mean,

867
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 3: you've had the same boyfriend since you were in college,

868
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 3: you know, like just want you to make up for

869
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 3: lost time. But okay, let's call Jack.

870
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 1: You know what, We're just gonna stop projecting our feelings

871
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: and our failed relationships onto you. We're just gonna dial

872
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: Jack and see what he has to say.

873
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 11: Okay, okay, okay, Yes, Hello, Hey is this Jack?

874
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 7: Yeah? This is Jack?

875
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 10: Is this hey Jack?

876
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 1: My name is Jeff from the radio show Brook and

877
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:21,800
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning.

878
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:22,280
Speaker 8: Hello.

879
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 1: Oh, that's that's my co host Brook, who just jumped

880
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:26,800
Speaker 1: in with a weird voice.

881
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 3: No, it just sounded like how he was hitting on

882
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 3: us when we answered the phone. So I was like

883
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:31,919
Speaker 3: returning the favorite Jack.

884
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:33,320
Speaker 4: Yeah.

885
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 3: I just think it's interesting because like it was an

886
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 3: unknown number, right, Were you expecting someone else on the phone?

887
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 8: Jack?

888
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, what is this all about you?

889
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,400
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're very confused. This lady is talking at

890
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 1: you and kind of hitting on you at the same time.

891
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: So we're a morning radio show and we're doing a

892
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: segment called the Second Date Update, where we're trying to

893
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 1: help one of our listeners get in touch with you

894
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 1: after you went out. Oh jeez, sounds like fun.

895
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 7: Right, all right, what do you What do you need

896
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 7: from me?

897
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 3: Well, we heard a lot of good things about you,

898
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 3: so that's a good start.

899
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: And we heard them from one of our listeners named Rachel.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, yeah, So tell us what you thought

901
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:16,800
Speaker 1: about Rachel.

902
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 7: I mean, Rachel was she's nice?

903
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 3: Would she attracted me? Were you attracted to her? Did

904
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 3: you feel like you guys had some chemistry?

905
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:32,760
Speaker 7: Yeah? You know, Uh, I think she's beautiful, she's really cool,

906
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 7: and I think maybe she's just going through a lot

907
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:38,439
Speaker 7: right now and working through stuff. But what do you mean?

908
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 7: I was not prepared to talk about this.

909
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 3: It's okay. I mean she told us some stuff about

910
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 3: like her ex and maybe how she talked about that

911
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 3: on the date.

912
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 1: She's had a lot of really nice things about you,

913
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 1: about how you're a great guy.

914
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 3: And a good listener. She said, you're a great listener.

915
00:43:57,239 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 7: Well that's super nice of her. I she was just

916
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:05,279
Speaker 7: really specific about what she wants and a guy and

917
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 7: kind of went on and on about how I fit those.

918
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 3: Things, and that was that wasn't good to you.

919
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 7: I mean, it's nice, it's nice, as I think it

920
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 7: was just like a little much at some point, what

921
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 7: was much like, I don't know, first dates are supposed

922
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 7: to be a little more chill and steer the conversation

923
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 7: towards things that are maybe more fun and getting to

924
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 7: know each other, and it was just basically at one

925
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 7: point I was like, look, I just want to get to.

926
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,720
Speaker 3: Know you, you.

927
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 7: Know, and she she smiled, and she reached into her

928
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 7: purse and handed me an index card.

929
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 3: Okay, what was on the index card?

930
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:46,320
Speaker 1: Index cards are sexy y?

931
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 3: Is it a recipe from her grandma or something?

932
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:53,720
Speaker 7: I kind of wish it was on top it said

933
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:57,879
Speaker 7: physical boundaries and kind of listed all these physical things

934
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:00,399
Speaker 7: that she would allow and she also lived. Did them

935
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:00,959
Speaker 7: buy date?

936
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 3: Oh you mean like like first kiss, three dates in

937
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 3: you can touch my butt.

938
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,760
Speaker 7: Four dates exactly?

939
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 1: It Wow, really.

940
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 14: A lot of planning.

941
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 1: Do you have the card?

942
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 7: Yeah? Oh yeah, date one fist bump.

943
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 3: Fist bump, I hug and high five.

944
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:27,919
Speaker 4: Ah, oh my god, send me the card before the date.

945
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:32,799
Speaker 1: From what we heard, it sounded like you did that

946
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 1: side hug on the first day.

947
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, we definitely we did. Actually we did

948
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 7: do this.

949
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. How was it? Oh?

950
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 7: It was exactly what you did ex fact.

951
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 3: Okay, so it wasn't necessarily her boundaries, it was the

952
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 3: way they were presented. Is that what you're saying.

953
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 7: I think it's cool, like her therapist says, always create boundaries,

954
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 7: which she told me, you know, and I think it's

955
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 7: super healthy. That's great, but it's just not what I'm

956
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,360
Speaker 7: looking for. It's just a little to me. And especially

957
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:02,920
Speaker 7: talking about on the first date like that.

958
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,279
Speaker 3: You know, maybe there's a more organic way to work

959
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 3: in your boundaries than a five seven.

960
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 1: Like what's more organic than having her be on the

961
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 1: radio with you and tell her her boundaries right now

962
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 1: because she's been on the other line listening, Jack, and

963
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 1: she wants to talk to you.

964
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:17,399
Speaker 8: No.

965
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, she's not respecting your boundary in that way, Rachel.

966
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:31,240
Speaker 7: No, Jack, Oh, we had some great time.

967
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 14: I mean you you're such a sweetheart. You just told

968
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 14: me that you you like like you think I'm attractive,

969
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 14: you know, like I'm trying to be a great communicator,

970
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 14: you know what I mean, Like no gray areas I

971
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 14: thought you would appreciate to know exactly what I want,

972
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 14: what I needed, you know, like I'm not I'm not

973
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 14: trying to play games.

974
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a hot pitch right there.

975
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 1: I like, yeah, Jack, feel free to respond.

976
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 7: Rachel Rachel, Okay, look, this is a I can't believe

977
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 7: you're We're on the radio right now. This is ridiculous.

978
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:02,919
Speaker 1: Ridiculous.

979
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 14: Yeah, I think it's very fun.

980
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 7: It's just even though I think you're a great person,

981
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 7: you were clearly physically attractive, and it's just like the

982
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 7: chemistry was just not there, you know, And like the

983
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 7: way this this whole boundary note card thing was was

984
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 7: brought up, it just kind of killed the vibe.

985
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 1: And I know, maybe, dude, do you know how many

986
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 1: times a note card would have saved me on one

987
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 1: of my Craigslist meetups, whether or not like you think

988
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:32,280
Speaker 1: it's if it's going too far or it's like taking

989
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,840
Speaker 1: the spontaneity out of it. She's just trying to show

990
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:38,280
Speaker 1: you what she's comfortable with doing before things get awkward.

991
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 1: I mean, it's her first day in a really, really

992
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,320
Speaker 1: long time, so she's just trying to get her feedback

993
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 1: under her.

994
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 7: It doesn't mean you need to be a robot, though.

995
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,440
Speaker 7: It's like when I walk through your car, I have

996
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 7: to pull out the note card and check what I

997
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 7: can do if it's like bidhog small.

998
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 14: Fle You said we didn't have any chemistry, but I

999
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 14: guarantee that server what it told you different. And to

1000
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 14: be honest, it's your loss, because after date number five,

1001
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 14: things really open up.

1002
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:09,799
Speaker 1: The car.

1003
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1004
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 3: I mean the thing about Rachel, she sounds like someone

1005
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 3: who's very organized and maybe very different from you and

1006
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 3: could really bring some other aspects to your life that

1007
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 3: you don't have.

1008
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,399
Speaker 1: Right now, let's get to the second day on your

1009
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: note card so we can get to some of that

1010
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:28,400
Speaker 1: other stuff, because we'd like to pay for that. What

1011
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:32,360
Speaker 1: do you say, Jack, give it another shot, Rachel.

1012
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 7: I just I think it's cool that you think we

1013
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,840
Speaker 7: had chemistry. I just think that, like a lot of

1014
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,359
Speaker 7: the fund was kind of drained out of it as

1015
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:38,839
Speaker 7: soon as those boundaries came up.

1016
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,399
Speaker 3: And we give her a second chance on the second day,

1017
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 3: she knows that already. She doesn't have a second note card,

1018
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:44,760
Speaker 3: do you, Rachel?

1019
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 14: Do you have another note not any more?

1020
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 2: Now?

1021
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 3: It's maybe you could just change. She's funny. She's funny, Jack,

1022
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 3: all right.

1023
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 7: You know, if we can start over, If we can

1024
00:48:55,840 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 7: start over.

1025
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 1: And.

1026
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 4: It's like a punch card, you're gonna get like a

1027
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 4: free launches.

1028
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 3: So are you just saying yes? Is that what you're saying?

1029
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 7: Jack, I mean, yeah, okay, I'll say yes, But like

1030
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 7: the card never happened.

1031
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 3: Okay, she still wants her Jack.

1032
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:20,840
Speaker 14: I'm actually excited and I'm really happy that I was

1033
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 14: vulnerable and called the station. Thank you, guys.

1034
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:30,319
Speaker 1: You barely cried once during this entire call. That must

1035
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:31,799
Speaker 1: mean it was a positive experience.

1036
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:34,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, just don't say that code word that makes her cry.

1037
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:40,359
Speaker 8: It's Dylane. Oh God, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1038
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,879
Speaker 1: Laser stories coming up in just a second. It's Brooke

1039
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Make sure you follow us

1040
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 1: by the way at Broken Jeffrey on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, Facebook.

1041
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 3: God, you can see your new studio. It's so pretty. Ye.

1042
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:54,800
Speaker 1: But there was a survey done recently of eight hundred

1043
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 1: managers and executives in the US. Almost forty percent of

1044
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:03,720
Speaker 1: them admit they've avoided hiring recent college graduates in favor

1045
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,840
Speaker 1: of older employees instead.

1046
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 3: Really ages of work the other way, they.

1047
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 1: Say, because gen zers just aren't prepared for real life.

1048
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:18,439
Speaker 3: In fact, what what recently graduated college student has ever

1049
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 3: been prepared for real life? No matter what generation.

1050
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 1: One in five employers say they've had a recent college

1051
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 1: graduate bring a parent along with them to the job interview.

1052
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 1: They're just waiting out in the lobby for them to

1053
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,720
Speaker 1: be finished so they can give them a hug and say, honey,

1054
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 1: you did so good and they totally nailed it.

1055
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,240
Speaker 10: Now get a job and get out of my freaking house.

1056
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:42,919
Speaker 1: Can you take me to lunch?

1057
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:43,440
Speaker 14: Because I just.

1058
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: Over half of employers said gen zers struggle with eye

1059
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,320
Speaker 1: contact during their interviews.

1060
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:55,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, Alexis doesn't like that even with their friends.

1061
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 4: Yeahs looking down at the floor right now.

1062
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:01,720
Speaker 1: Others have asked for unreasonable compensation during the interview.

1063
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:05,400
Speaker 3: For sure. It doesn't everyone make two hundred k after college.

1064
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 3: I mean I thought that's what my professor told me.

1065
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 1: Now that seller sounds good.

1066
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 4: Can I get that all on a signing bonus?

1067
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1068
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 1: Most dress inappropriately for work.

1069
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 3: I mean the mid drift.

1070
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 1: They use inappropriate language.

1071
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 3: Management needs to change.

1072
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 15: Not yet, you should hire me because of my riz.

1073
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:31,839
Speaker 1: And finally, sixty three employers say new college grads come

1074
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:35,400
Speaker 1: off as entitled and get super offended way too easily.

1075
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,479
Speaker 3: Come on, give them a break. You know they're young.

1076
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:40,760
Speaker 1: They don't know I just hope that they're not listening

1077
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:44,280
Speaker 1: to Laser Stories, which is guaranteed to offend the gen zs.

1078
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 1: It's coming up right after this. It's the radio segment

1079
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 1: that's taking the awkwardness out of One night Stands with

1080
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 1: a new product called Eat a Sheet edible bed sheets

1081
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 1: for the rando who spends the night at your place.

1082
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:08,879
Speaker 3: I don't really get it now.

1083
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:14,360
Speaker 1: It comes in three flavors nacho cheese, tapioca, and buttermilk ranch.

1084
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 1: Wake up in the morning and eat a sheet with

1085
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 1: that special someone.

1086
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 3: Hey, sorry, I can't leave it.

1087
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 1: I'm still working on You started that corner, I'll start

1088
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 1: at this one. We'll meet in the middle last night.

1089
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 1: It sounds almost as delicious as Laser Stories, the segment

1090
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,440
Speaker 1: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just

1091
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 1: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those

1092
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 1: other mattress munchers just don't. This first Laser Story is

1093
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 1: out of winter Park, Florida. Forty one year olds Paul

1094
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:48,359
Speaker 1: Kuriak recently stepped into his favorite Dunkin Donuts store when

1095
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: the call of nature hit.

1096
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 3: Well, coffee will do that to you, yep, So.

1097
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,239
Speaker 1: He stepped into the bathroom real quick and then the

1098
00:52:55,400 --> 00:53:00,000
Speaker 1: unthinkable happened. As he was on the toilet. It explodes.

1099
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 1: Did are talking? The toilet blew up him and the

1100
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 1: restroom in well, yeah, exactly what you would think.

1101
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:14,240
Speaker 11: Oh my god.

1102
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 8: What.

1103
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 1: Paul sat there and shocked for a couple of seconds,

1104
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 1: and then with urine debris and worse all over him,

1105
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 1: he bravely walked out of the restroom.

1106
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 3: What to order his donut and coffee?

1107
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:34,680
Speaker 5: Imagine seeing that guy walk out of the bathroom being like, oh,

1108
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 5: do not order food here?

1109
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 3: Could go in there?

1110
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 1: And he found the store's manager and asked for help,

1111
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:44,800
Speaker 1: but according to Paul, he was brushed off. They quickly

1112
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:48,280
Speaker 1: apologized and then they let him know they were aware

1113
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 1: of the quote problem with the toilets, as it had

1114
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 1: happened before.

1115
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 3: Wait it.

1116
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 15: That wasn't the first time the Duncan's toilet that exploded. Okay,

1117
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 15: So Paul has now filed a lawsuit seeking more than

1118
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 15: one hundred thousand dollars in damages because he says he

1119
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:12,800
Speaker 15: suffered severe and long term injuries due to the incident,

1120
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:15,840
Speaker 15: and more than that, he's required mental health care and

1121
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 15: counseling just so that he can be brave enough to

1122
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 15: use a public restroom again.

1123
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 3: He's never gonna go to a Duncan every again. I mean,

1124
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 3: one hundred thousand dollars honestly sounds pretty low to me.

1125
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 3: It sounds like he legit just.

1126
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 11: Needs some help.

1127
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,800
Speaker 1: You you don't think it sounds legit.

1128
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 3: No, I think it does. Like it sounds legit to me.

1129
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, the case is in court

1130
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,840
Speaker 1: and a retf for Duncan has not publicly responded to

1131
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 1: the suit. As for the toilet, word is it's still

1132
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 1: not working.

1133
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 3: Probably, but shud they finally put it sign.

1134
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:48,959
Speaker 1: They put an out of order sign up on the door,

1135
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:52,279
Speaker 1: so it's not like they've done nothing. It's next to

1136
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 1: not should.

1137
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:55,280
Speaker 5: Feel like a little bomb symbolt.

1138
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 1: Enter at your own.

1139
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:58,360
Speaker 3: Risk crime scene.

1140
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:01,759
Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of Secret Ceremony.

1141
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,880
Speaker 3: Central and we getn't know about it.

1142
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:08,879
Speaker 1: Wedding venues are crazy expensive, so I'm surprised we don't

1143
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 1: see this kind of thing more. Maybe it's a new

1144
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,319
Speaker 1: trend and we will start seeing more of it. But

1145
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:17,319
Speaker 1: a coffee shop in Indianapolis called Mansion Society is in

1146
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:20,319
Speaker 1: the news today after a couple held a pop up

1147
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 1: wedding there and did not ask permission.

1148
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 3: What well, they just did it.

1149
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 1: They just showed up with thirty guests, didn't say anything,

1150
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:32,440
Speaker 1: and started the ceremony in one corner of the store.

1151
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:35,399
Speaker 1: It's kind of cool.

1152
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:38,359
Speaker 3: Don't have any extra help and you're not putting up

1153
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:39,400
Speaker 3: any decorations.

1154
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:43,880
Speaker 1: I guess they had an efficient there, and their photographer

1155
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 1: told a barista to wait five minutes when they asked

1156
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:49,359
Speaker 1: them to please stop blocking the door.

1157
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:54,920
Speaker 3: No hold on, they haven't just wait for him to

1158
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 3: kiss the bride.

1159
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:59,720
Speaker 1: The owners, who normally charged five hundred dollars for private

1160
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:02,760
Speaker 1: events there, say they didn't stop it from happening because

1161
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:05,840
Speaker 1: footage of them interrupting a wedding could go viral and

1162
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,440
Speaker 1: the Internet might cancel them.

1163
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 3: That's a good point, so we could do whatever we

1164
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 3: want now. I mean, the five hundred dollars for a

1165
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:20,760
Speaker 3: wedding venue is not like, yeah, like fifty thousand dollars.

1166
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 1: Well, later, the coffee shop posted a video of it happening,

1167
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:27,000
Speaker 1: after initially deciding not to they didn't want to shame

1168
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 1: the couple online, but eventually opted to post the footage

1169
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 1: after the bride and groom refused to admit that they

1170
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 1: had done anything.

1171
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 3: Wrong, money man, I mean they shut down the store, right,

1172
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 3: they blocked the entrance.

1173
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:40,839
Speaker 4: Give them like a hundred bucks.

1174
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 3: Everybody buy a coffee?

1175
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody has.

1176
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: Once the comments started rolling in, the bride was shamed

1177
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:50,480
Speaker 1: for not paying, and she offered two hundred dollars for

1178
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 1: the event.

1179
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:53,319
Speaker 3: Now we're negotiating. I think we're too late for that.

1180
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:55,440
Speaker 1: Well, when they asked her for the full amount, she

1181
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:59,799
Speaker 1: called it unreasonable. So now people online are debating whether

1182
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:02,239
Speaker 1: it's sudden pop up wedding like this is really a

1183
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 1: big deal or not because the whole thing only lasted

1184
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:05,840
Speaker 1: twenty minutes.

1185
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:08,560
Speaker 3: Oh that's it, Okay, what they should do?

1186
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:10,840
Speaker 4: They should go back and get a pop up divorce.

1187
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 3: I bet they didn't tell their guests of either. I

1188
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 3: bet the guests are like, wait, yeah, I had no idea.

1189
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:25,120
Speaker 1: The stories out of emoji lands. A recent poll of

1190
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 1: one thousand employees asked them the name the most inappropriate

1191
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 1: emojis to use at work? Can you guess what number

1192
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 1: one is?

1193
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 8: Anybody?

1194
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 1: Egg?

1195
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 3: Plan?

1196
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:33,960
Speaker 4: Probably a plan?

1197
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:37,600
Speaker 1: Come on, Well, how you answer might depend on your age,

1198
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:41,440
Speaker 1: because for gen Z, it's the peach emoji, the one

1199
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:42,439
Speaker 1: that kind of looks like a butt.

1200
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I thought that too.

1201
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:49,800
Speaker 1: For millennial age people, it's the beer mug emoji is

1202
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:54,439
Speaker 1: inappropriate for work, inappropriate to be sharing around at work.

1203
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 3: Wouldn't you just say it like happy hour beer emoji?

1204
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:58,920
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, no, okay.

1205
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 1: You want to get fired, go ahead. For gen Z people,

1206
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 1: it's the egg plant.

1207
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 3: Oh wait, the first people were gen X. I always

1208
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 3: get these mixed up.

1209
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 1: Gen Z is peach egg plant. Millennials are beer mug

1210
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 1: gen X. Okay, okay, and then baby boomers think the

1211
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 1: middle finger emoji is the most unprofessional one.

1212
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 3: That just means I was number one in sales. Number

1213
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:26,240
Speaker 3: one sign is that true.

1214
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 1: Baby boomers think that the middle finger emoji is most unprofessional.

1215
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 3: Bro, No, let's send them to my mom. Look, okay.

1216
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 1: The top answers for men and women were also different.

1217
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 1: Women think the peach and egg plant emojis are the

1218
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 1: most unprofessional. Men say the beer mug and kissing mark

1219
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: emoji should not be allowed at work.

1220
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 3: Because the men aren't getting sent the egg plant the

1221
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:49,800
Speaker 3: peach emoji.

1222
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 8: You know.

1223
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, the one that got the most votes overall was

1224
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:58,920
Speaker 1: the beer mug. So I guess talking about getting drunk

1225
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 1: at work is still considered taboo. But we can send like.

1226
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:03,800
Speaker 4: The red bite lip emoji.

1227
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:07,520
Speaker 9: I would paint bottles fine, the wine glass spine, like

1228
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 9: the spokes like the smoke puff is okay.

1229
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just make a class. That's what we do.

1230
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 1: But that's why this guy never sends emojis. He just

1231
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 1: draws a big phallic symbol on every work note that

1232
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 1: he sends around the office. No subtlety whatsoever. That means

1233
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,280
Speaker 1: Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.

1234
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:28,520
Speaker 1: We'll do it again, same time on.

1235
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 8: Friday, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1236
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:42,000
Speaker 1: Kelsey from Centralia is back after she has gone oh

1237
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 1: and one against Brook. She says, the last time she played,

1238
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 1: she knew all of the right answers, but she was

1239
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:51,960
Speaker 1: way too nervous and her brain shut off in the

1240
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 1: middle of the game. Is that right, Kelsey?

1241
00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:56,880
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1242
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 1: Sorry, Well, we don't want you to be nervous. I

1243
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 1: want to help you relax. So can we get some soft,

1244
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 1: spiritual relaxing music for you here? Oh Kelsey, I want

1245
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 1: you to take it easy right now. Throw all the

1246
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:14,080
Speaker 1: cares and distresses that you have in your life away. Now,

1247
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 1: reach into your purse and take out your credit card.

1248
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 1: Read the numbers on that credit card. Hypnotize, don't forget

1249
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,560
Speaker 1: the CVV code and the expedition.

1250
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:31,160
Speaker 10: This is this is going to soothe you. Are you

1251
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:31,800
Speaker 10: feeling soothe?

1252
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 7: Super helpful?

1253
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 1: Please, let's hear some numbers.

1254
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:38,000
Speaker 10: Now, go ahead, do not tell my card number.

1255
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:40,959
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what. If you don't want to relax,

1256
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 1: then fine anymore, stick with good luck that we're gonna

1257
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:49,680
Speaker 1: send Brook out of the studio. And while that happens, Kelsey,

1258
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 1: you know the game works. You got thirty seconds answer

1259
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:53,200
Speaker 1: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1260
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 1: you can say past. But you have to beat Brooke

1261
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:56,720
Speaker 1: outright to win? Are you ready?

1262
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:57,520
Speaker 7: Yes?

1263
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 10: All right?

1264
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:03,120
Speaker 1: Deep breath, relax. Time starts now. Today is National Pig Day.

1265
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:08,120
Speaker 1: True or false veal comes from a pig? False croissant

1266
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 1: translates to what shape? In French question what manufacturer of

1267
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:17,000
Speaker 1: dental care products claims to be the brand? More dentists

1268
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 1: use coldate name the constellation that's referred to as the Archer.

1269
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 1: Joe Exotic is best known for starring in what famous

1270
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:33,520
Speaker 1: documentary Tiger Team? In Which city is South Beach, Florida?

1271
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 1: Located South Beach? She's going with exactly the thing I said.

1272
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:43,640
Speaker 1: It's a bold strategy, Kelsey, and I like it. I

1273
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:46,000
Speaker 1: can tell you're relaxed. Brook's gonna come back in the

1274
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:48,520
Speaker 1: studio and I see on my phone screen or Kelsey,

1275
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:50,919
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to have a relaxing place

1276
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:52,160
Speaker 1: to go on a trip. But you're not going on

1277
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:55,040
Speaker 1: a trip, but you're saving for Disney. Yes, we're just

1278
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:57,360
Speaker 1: waiting till next year because my son's only three this year,

1279
01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 1: so we'reing away from a little bit.

1280
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:01,000
Speaker 3: I have to wait a little bit longer. They can't

1281
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:04,560
Speaker 3: go on any so well, my daughter's nine this year,

1282
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:07,040
Speaker 3: so you have to do that too long?

1283
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 1: Ye, that window, with the amount of money that you

1284
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:11,640
Speaker 1: have to save, it's probably going to take you like

1285
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 1: fifteen years. Okay, you get one ride. He's thirty years

1286
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:22,600
Speaker 1: old and he finally gets to go because all right, Brook,

1287
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:26,120
Speaker 1: your turn. You're ready, Yeah, I'm ready. Your time starts now.

1288
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 1: Today is National pig Day. True or false veal comes

1289
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:33,040
Speaker 1: from a pig. False croissant translates to what shape in

1290
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:37,720
Speaker 1: French crescent. What manufacturer of dental care products claims to

1291
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:42,320
Speaker 1: be the brand? More dentists use name the constellation that's

1292
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:44,280
Speaker 1: referred to as the archer.

1293
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:46,760
Speaker 3: Oh gosh Oriyan.

1294
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:50,200
Speaker 1: Joe Exotic is best known for starring in what famous

1295
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:51,640
Speaker 1: documentary series.

1296
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:54,560
Speaker 3: What is It Called Pass?

1297
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:56,520
Speaker 1: In which start of the question, you don't think that

1298
01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 1: which city South Beach, Florida located?

1299
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,440
Speaker 3: South Beach is in Florida?

1300
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:05,880
Speaker 1: Wow, was terrible South Beach. I didn't think we could

1301
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:07,240
Speaker 1: get worse than Kelsea's answer.

1302
01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:10,280
Speaker 3: We heard, Broke mumbled through the question.

1303
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:12,320
Speaker 1: We're gonna go to the scoreboard and see what a

1304
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,320
Speaker 1: train wreck this really was with j.

1305
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:20,520
Speaker 5: Do you, Kelsey, was your brain unclogged today?

1306
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:23,840
Speaker 4: Were you relaxed? I would say, yeah, you got three correct?

1307
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:27,040
Speaker 3: Oh that's pretty good, better than last time. And Brooke

1308
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:38,280
Speaker 3: it's Miami. It is Miami. Bites the dost me down?

1309
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 1: And Kelsea, congratulations on taken down. Brooke, you like that.

1310
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 7: I feel so much better. I got zero last time.

1311
01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:49,480
Speaker 1: Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's national pig

1312
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:51,760
Speaker 1: dave vel comes from a pig. That's false. It comes

1313
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:55,920
Speaker 1: from a cow. Croissant translates to crescent in French. Never

1314
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,680
Speaker 1: knew that as a crescent shaped appears, it makes so

1315
01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 1: much sense. The manufactor sure of dental care products that

1316
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:05,480
Speaker 1: claims to be the brand more dentists used is not Colgate.

1317
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:09,240
Speaker 1: It's Oral b No. So clearly that slogan is not

1318
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 1: doing that any world.

1319
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:12,440
Speaker 3: Dennis probably know.

1320
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:16,280
Speaker 1: The constellation referred to as the Archer is Sagittarius because

1321
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:18,680
Speaker 1: it's shaped like an archer. Joe Exotic, best known for

1322
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:23,600
Speaker 1: starring in The Tiger Kane Brook and the city that

1323
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 1: South Beach, Florida is located and.

1324
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:29,280
Speaker 3: Play the tape back we will, I said city.

1325
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:34,200
Speaker 1: It would be in the city of Miami. So Kelsey, congratulations.

1326
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:36,280
Speaker 1: Not only do you get one hundred dollars, but you

1327
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:38,320
Speaker 1: got some Brook and Jeffrey swag to take home.

1328
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 7: Nice, awesome, Thank you all.

1329
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:44,840
Speaker 1: Right, put the spiritual music back on you're feeling.

1330
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:49,600
Speaker 4: Now, pull your credit card out.

1331
01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:52,200
Speaker 1: Of cash and slid it across the table to your

1332
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:53,280
Speaker 1: good friend Jeffrey.

1333
01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,560
Speaker 4: Oh, she's handing me up.

1334
01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:59,400
Speaker 1: It always works. Thank you for playing, Kelsey. We'll be

1335
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:01,800
Speaker 1: back do Win Brooks Buck same time tomorrow

1336
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:04,280
Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.