WEBVTT - "I Want a Chainsaw" Mail Bag 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:05.360 Boom. If you thought four hours a day, dred minutes 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:09.200 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.480 treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:19.600 rich pill poppers in the penthouse the clearing House of 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:23.439 hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:32.880 with Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:35.800 as we are back at it on a Sunday Sunday 0:00:35.960 --> 0:00:39.920 edition of the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:45.760 G to provide you with all of your male bag needs. Danny, 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:51.360 as we gave the Mallard travelogue on Saturday, and you 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:54.960 told an amazing story about the beauty of children, the 0:00:55.080 --> 0:00:58.480 innocence of children, and how you don't mess with their 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:03.840 string cheese. Yeah, and you told an amazing story about 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:08.639 how you should not parlay UFC bets no, no round 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:11.960 robin parlay. And I felt like such a schmack. I said, 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:14.160 what are you doing? That's a plump pussy right there. 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:17.440 But anyway you can hear that on the Saturday podcast. 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:19.399 We got a lot of mail. We have limited time, 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:21.360 Danny G. So I think We should get to that 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:25.640 right now and answer the people's questions. These are all 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:30.319 questions sent in by actual listeners of the show, real 0:01:30.480 --> 0:01:34.479 human beings, real human beings that have sent their messages in. 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:37.319 But before we get the party started, we must have 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:49.440 the proper open to the festivities, all right. Thank you 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:53.200 to ohio Al for that little ditty. We appreciate that, 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:56.200 and we thank you all for sending questions in. And 0:01:56.800 --> 0:02:00.160 the first one comes from Rick from San Ramon Own. 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:07.000 He says, last week's podcast February was the most entertaining 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:09.840 since Danny g came back. You guys had me laughing 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:13.080 my butt off. Thank you Danny for digging up the 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:17.360 hot Carrelson drop. Still funny as hell. Also, to add 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:21.120 to your bleep conversation, I used to listen to Howard 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:25.320 Stern every morning when he was on commercial radio back 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:28.080 in the midnightties. Part of the reason I thought his 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:31.200 show was so funny was the bleeping out of the 0:02:31.280 --> 0:02:34.560 curse words. Now that he's on satellite radio, it's not 0:02:34.639 --> 0:02:38.840 as funny anyway. Thanks for continuing to entertain. You make 0:02:38.919 --> 0:02:43.480 my Sunday night walks much more enjoyable, says Rick from 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:48.080 San Ramons so thank you. And so we talked about 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:51.720 cursing on the on the podcast and you know this, 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:56.280 that and the other thing. And it took me a 0:02:56.440 --> 0:03:00.120 ship ton of time last week in posts production to 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:03.440 get that many fucking bleeps into the podcast. Listen, you 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:07.880 are such a motherfucker. You piece of ship is what 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:12.000 you are, all right, motherfucker exactly. But we will keep 0:03:12.040 --> 0:03:13.919 it up. And I agree with Rick because I think 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:16.440 we're probably around the same age. The the art of 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:20.280 saying bad things without actually saying bad things is a skill, 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:23.920 and there's something impressive about that. Blind Scott from the 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:25.600 North end of Boston, right, so, and says, Hey, can 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:29.960 you do me a favor on the mailbag? Uh, he says, please? 0:03:30.400 --> 0:03:33.480 Uh can you tell the story about Henry Hill and 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:35.840 how he was trying to break into the radio station? 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:37.760 He says, I used to listen to him on the 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:40.600 Howard Stern Show back in the day, and Uh, the 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:43.080 dude from Good Fellas. He says, I'm sure a lot 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:45.160 of listeners would like to know the story. H Yeah, 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:46.920 I can tell that story, blind Scott real quick. I 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:50.680 can't give the full version. But years ago, Greg Bergman 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:53.920 was my producer at Fox sports radio and I was 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:57.720 doing the Ben Mallor show. This probably goes back oh Man, 0:03:57.960 --> 0:04:01.040 fourteen fifteen years something along those lines, a long time ago. 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:04.720 And so in those days, I before the show, I 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:06.400 was doing the overnight show, and I had to go 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:09.360 out of the studio and I call into the local 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:12.280 affiliate in l A A M. Five seventy the late 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:15.480 great Joe McDonald was hosting a nighttime show, and so 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:18.599 I would do cross talk with him, where I promote 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:20.760 my show and talk to him about whatever is going on. 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:23.839 So I would walk out of the radio station out 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:27.240 on There's a side door and I would walk out 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:29.200 and kind of walk down right on the corner of 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:32.880 So Pauloda Inventura, and that's where I would just talking. 0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:35.680 It was nighttime, there's nobody around. But on this night 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:38.920 it was during the summer, and I walked out before 0:04:38.960 --> 0:04:41.760 the show, and I walked by this guy that was 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:45.560 kind of disheveled, looked a little a little out of sorts, 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:50.000 and uh, he said, are you on the radio? And uh? 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:52.880 And I said, as I remember, I said no, no, 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:55.720 I'm not on the ray. And I kept walking even 0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:57.960 though I was walking out of radio station. So I 0:04:58.000 --> 0:05:00.240 walked out of the radio station. I went and I 0:05:00.240 --> 0:05:03.120 did my my business. I walked back. The guy is 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:07.800 still there. Now he's close to the door and he's uh. 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:10.240 He's you're you were just here, you lied to me 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:13.040 or something like that. You're on the radio, and uh 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:16.240 and then and my uh no, and I'm not on 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:20.120 the on the radio. And he says, I'm Henry fucking Hill, 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:22.479 and I want to get on the radio. I have 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:24.240 a story to tell and I want to get on 0:05:24.279 --> 0:05:26.520 the radio. He's cursing every other word, you know, funk, 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:29.280 this ship, that, all this stuff. So I'm looking at 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:31.520 this guy. I'm like, man, oh man, this guy's nuts. 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:35.000 He thinks he's Henry Hill, the guy from Goodfellas. So 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:37.400 I was able to get past the door. Now the 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:40.040 guy gets piste because he saw me get in the studio. 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:42.440 I used my card key to get in. Now he 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:44.960 sees me in. So now I closed the door quickly 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:48.720 and he starts banging with both fists on the door. 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:53.320 He's hammering the door, and I told Bergman, my lightweight 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:55.920 producer at the time, Burgie, I said, take care of this, 0:05:56.120 --> 0:05:57.320 you know, take care of this, to make sure he 0:05:57.320 --> 0:06:00.320 doesn't get in here, and I walked away right into 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:03.239 the other studio and we were talking about a show 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:07.080 and my favorite movie of all time as Good Fellows. 0:06:07.160 --> 0:06:09.279 I love the I love the movie. It's my my 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:12.880 favorite mob movie. We talked to one of the guys 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:16.200 that you should you should check the go on Google 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:19.039 see if it's it's maybe it's actually him. And I 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:24.000 went on Google images. It was Henry Hill, a man 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:26.520 that had killed people, got a murder, gotta go in 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:31.159 the mob, Henry Hill, and I walked right by him 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:35.680 like it was so crazy, Danny. I guess he had 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:38.040 been in the witness Protection program but they had gotten him. 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:41.040 He was living in Sherman Oaks, which is where Fox 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:44.800 Sports radio studios are located, moving to Burbank, but it's 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:47.200 still to this day that is probably the craziest thing 0:06:47.200 --> 0:06:51.239 that's ever happened to me in that building. It's wild. 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:55.320 He pissed him off. You're lucky he didn't whack you. Well, 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:58.240 he was so hammered. I don't think he I don't 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:00.240 think he knew what which way was up and down 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:04.840 at that point. But still, you see somebody, I'm Henry Hill. 0:07:04.880 --> 0:07:06.920 You Oh yeah, sure you are. And I'm Santa Clause, 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:11.760 you know. But yeah, anyway, Jared from Parts Unknown rights 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:14.280 and he says, given your love of words, origins and 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:18.920 all not mentioned, not to mention your vocabulary being larger 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:21.400 than all the other radios. Boy, that's nice sucking up 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:24.360 from you, Jared, thank you. What are your favorite words, Danny? 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:28.840 Do you have any as well? He says, endeavor, cool sounding, 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:34.800 easy to use, Sue sayer, plucky are his favorites. That's 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:38.480 from Jared. Yeah, so I have a sliding skaggle. First, 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:40.800 I have a sliding scale. I like the word hornswoggle. 0:07:42.120 --> 0:07:44.040 That's a fun word. I like words that are fun 0:07:44.120 --> 0:07:46.880 to say that kind of make a smile. Your brownie 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:50.880 is a good word, Mama, Luke gobbled the geok uh. 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:54.160 Those are all words that are pretty good. And I 0:07:54.280 --> 0:07:58.000 like learning new new phrases. And I've often said that 0:07:59.080 --> 0:08:01.720 all we have is word right Danny word spoken word radio. 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:04.320 So it's we're pretty much saying the same thing. I 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:07.040 give the same rant all the time. But the only 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:08.640 thing that can make us stand out a little bit 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:10.520 is to change the words. I mean, we're we're talking 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:13.000 about Aaron Rodgers five days a week. There's only so many. 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:15.120 You gotta change it up, you know, you gotta mix 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:17.480 in a little a little spice. What are some words 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:19.840 that you love, Danny. The first ones that come to 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:26.440 mind bamboozled, it's a good one. How about effervescent, effervescents 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:29.560 a big word. Yeah, these are probably the only big 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:34.760 words I know. Um. I mean, I like when you 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:39.000 put a couple of same letters together, like in the nineties. 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:41.240 You know, we were kids of the nineties and we 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:46.160 would always say funky fresh, sure some good back to backwards, 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:49.120 funky fresh for the nineties. Well, you're talking about a literation. 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:51.360 So I love Brian Wheeler, who used to be the 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:55.880 voice of the Trailwazers and to be amazing, astonishing, you know, astounding, 0:08:56.240 --> 0:09:00.800 you know that kind of difficult, demanding, daunting, boom shaka 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:06.040 la ka laka. Right. They are taxed, tormented, and tortured, 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:09.520 you know. So, yeah, those are all fun things. And 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:12.120 I try to change it up. I do. There's a 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:14.120 few words that I kind of get caught on that 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:19.319 I just keep repeating because they're in my lexicon, and 0:09:19.320 --> 0:09:22.920 and I go with it. So, but there's there's a 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:25.080 lot of different words out there that we have endless 0:09:25.080 --> 0:09:28.880 amounts of words. So thank you for that, Jared Mike 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:31.800 from Fullerton writes in on the mail bag, he says, uh, oh, 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:33.800 I didn't play the that's a bad job by me. 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:37.360 Hold on, excuse me. Mike from Fullerton says, hey, Ben 0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:40.000 after hitting it out of the park as a guest 0:09:40.040 --> 0:09:44.200 host on daytime Radio, what TV show pastor present would 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:46.079 you like to be a guest host on? Danny? G 0:09:46.280 --> 0:09:50.480 you two? So any of these Steve Harvey properties feed 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:52.600 would be a lot of fun. I knew you were 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:55.280 going to say Family Few. Yeah, my, I think Family 0:09:55.400 --> 0:09:57.720 It's a great show. I love that show. That would 0:09:57.760 --> 0:09:59.920 be really good. I think I could have some fun 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:03.120 with that. I used to watch when I was a kid. 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:05.920 A ditch school. Prices Right, that's still on. I'll have 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:10.560 a different host, so Prices Right would be good. Any 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:12.920 of those game shows I think would be cool to do. 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:15.480 What about you, Danny, what's if you could fill in 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:18.400 on a TV show pastor present? According to Mike, which 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:21.600 one would you pick? Well? In honor of Timderni tips, 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:23.640 I'd have to say I would love to fill in 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:27.600 for Chuck Woolery. Oh yeah, love connecting back and be 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:30.360 back in two and two, Yes, love can or you 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:33.160 could be on what's a radio show? But love Line? Yeah, 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:36.920 the love Line when you were younger? And who was 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:40.400 your favorite? Now? Doctor Drew was on love Line for forever. 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:45.680 Drew was good. Adam Corolla on that show? He was, 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:49.000 but they had Striker was the co host the poor Man, 0:10:50.480 --> 0:10:52.640 who's uh, we should get him on the podcast? Is 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:56.160 he still around? The poor Man? I'm not sure. He'd 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:58.080 have to be really old, but maybe we can track 0:10:58.160 --> 0:11:00.520 him down. Poor Man's in l a radio guy like 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:03.559 the rock and roll version of Vic the Brick. Who's 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:06.440 the sports you know, the sports guy? And and he 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:08.679 was the original host of Love Line. He sued and 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:10.800 there was a bunch of stuff that got on. But 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:13.959 that would be that too. And then one last one, 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:16.960 I would say in It's a day when Vana White 0:11:17.040 --> 0:11:20.520 was super hot because that show? How many years has 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:24.080 Wheel of Fortune been on? Now? Pat Sajax still looks 0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:27.080 exactly the same food. When we were little kids, though, 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:30.800 people wanted to bang Vanah White really bad. And you 0:11:30.880 --> 0:11:33.960 imagine being the host of that show. Oh sure, And 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:37.360 then but she also had the Price is right. They 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:40.199 had those showcase showdown girls or whatever they were on 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:42.080 there that was also popular, and I think there were 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:45.520 some scandals with that. Oh yeah, Bob Barker was famous 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:49.440 for hooking up with those prices right girls. In fact, 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:51.560 he got sued and that was a big deal when 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:53.920 we were kids. He was always in the news for 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:57.240 being sued for sexual arresting. Well, the women were impressed 0:11:57.240 --> 0:12:00.800 by that little penciled dick microphone that he had. That 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:03.720 was pretty impressive. But he did all the booking and 0:12:03.760 --> 0:12:07.200 I bet he did. Yeah, Jennifer and Richmond Virginia right, 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:11.559 since says, hey, Ben and Danny g online passwords are 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:16.440 a pain and I keep mind pretty similar to each other. Uh, 0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:18.960 and I take I make notes of them. But do 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:21.400 you take the time to come up with unique, clever 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:26.040 passwords for everything? Uh? No, Jennifer, absolutely not. I did 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:29.320 not come up with unique passwords. I hate the work email, 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:31.640 which I don't really check, and I have to reset 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:35.000 it every six months, and you can't use the same 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:38.640 password you've used in the past, and and so I'll 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:40.880 have to write that down. I usually forget it and 0:12:40.920 --> 0:12:43.000 I have to call one of the bosses and say, hey, 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:45.200 I got locked out of the email again because like 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:47.280 three or four times a year, maybe not that many times. 0:12:47.520 --> 0:12:48.800 There's a couple of times a year we have to 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:50.800 do training online training, so I have to use my 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:53.400 work email. But other than that, I never look at 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:55.080 it because it's you know, that's the first thing they 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:56.920 get rid of. I learned when they did get rid 0:12:56.960 --> 0:12:59.560 of me in oh nine, that's the first thing they 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:02.720 get rid of is your email. So I don't even 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:05.920 bother with it. Uh. And the other thing about that 0:13:06.360 --> 0:13:11.120 I know from some people in the cyber world, well, 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:14.000 it seems great to have a really hard password. A 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:16.920 lot of times people who steal passwords will just get 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:20.000 access to the full database, so it doesn't even matter, 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:21.720 you know what I mean. You could have the hardest 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:24.600 password the world. But if if the people that you 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:28.200 know hacking to the website get all the passwords, what 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:32.320 are you gonna do and have your password? So anyway, 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:34.760 vols fan Jimmy from Fayttville, Tennessee, Sis for both of 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:37.800 you guys. With gasoline prices soaring so high, have you 0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:42.240 considered buying an electric car? Yeah? I actually had a 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:46.440 gas electric hybrid that was you could go like, you know, 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:50.120 eighty miles on the on the electric or something like that. 0:13:50.640 --> 0:13:52.160 I had to get rid of that car was a lemon. 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:54.760 So we had to return that car. The Mallard mobile 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:57.800 was a Lemon. I remember that. Now you would be 0:13:57.800 --> 0:13:59.920 paying more attention to this if you were driving to 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:03.480 the studio every day like back in the day. Yeah. Well, 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:06.319 my wife drives a lot to work. She's got along, 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:11.360 so you guys still have to budget a lot of gas. Yeah, yeah, 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:13.920 she's you know, it's it's a it's a marathon. It's 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:16.640 a lot of time in traffic. And well, speaking of gas, 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:18.679 when I was in Vegas, you want to talk about 0:14:18.679 --> 0:14:22.240 price gauge. So I went to the Costco in Vegas 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:25.720 as always, that's why I go. I'm a Costco, love Costco. 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:28.560 So gas was really cheap at Costco in Vegas. It 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:31.280 was like three dollars and fifty nine cents or something 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:34.520 like that. Kirkland brand gas. Birkland brand gas the best 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:36.920 kind of gas. So it is it is the don't 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:40.160 play the buzzer, it's not wrong. Okay, it's a really 0:14:40.200 --> 0:14:42.640 good brand of gas. Anyway, So I got the gas 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:45.640 and uh, and then I'm driving out and then we 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:48.440 get to prim where I went into the ghost town, 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:51.120 told the story about the ghost town. So I get 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:54.240 the prim Now this is in Nevada, so it's the 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:58.560 same tax, it's the same everything as the Costco in 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:00.720 in Vegas, and it's all the trucks to take the 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:03.720 gasoline to Vegas from l A have to go down 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:06.400 that highway, so it's not like it's out of the way. 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:12.440 They were charging five dollars in like sixty nine cents 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:15.440 for the same gas. Uh, this was not obviously Costco. 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:19.480 This was a name brand price gouging gas station, but 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:25.000 over two dollars more a gallon. And they were totally 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:30.040 taking advantage of the whole Russia invading the Ukraine thing, 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:34.120 that old deal. And yeah, it's another form of COVID blaming. 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:38.200 You could just blame any increase on COVID or now 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:41.600 the war. And also so yeah, supply chain issues because 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:45.240 of COVID and all all of that. I got mail. 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:51.680 I got mail. Yeah, because of trucking. It's because of ships. 0:15:52.400 --> 0:15:55.800 Screw you pay me, Yeah, this that or the other thing. 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:59.200 Did you see burger King? I think I read online 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:01.800 Burger King. They're not going to lower the price of 0:16:01.840 --> 0:16:03.840 the chicken nuggets, but instead of giving you ten, they're 0:16:03.840 --> 0:16:10.680 gonna give you eight. I don't want to eat any 0:16:10.720 --> 0:16:13.520 of those. Well, I hear you, but I'm just saying like, 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:17.200 it's do they realize that that is inflation? You're paying 0:16:17.240 --> 0:16:20.280 the same and getting less that that they're making it 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:22.920 seem like, well, we're not going to raise our prices. Well, 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:25.720 but but you're giving people less for the same amount, 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:29.320 so they're paying more for less. Burger King, I have 0:16:29.360 --> 0:16:32.000 an idea for you make your shitty fries taste better. 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:40.080 My my, my, one of my grandfather loved, loved uh. 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:42.840 He loved going and enjoying Burger King. And I was 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:45.800 never a big Burger King fan. Burger King was good 0:16:45.840 --> 0:16:49.040 when we were kids. My mom would hold that out 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:52.360 when we would go to church on Sunday. That was 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:55.240 her bride. Do you guys are good and you make 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:57.360 it through the song and you make it through prayer 0:16:57.440 --> 0:17:00.960 without laughing and causing a scene. I will take you 0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:05.680 to get a hamburger at Burger King. The ingredients were quality. 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:09.160 I know that they went through an ownership change and 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:12.960 their ingredients have went down the toilet. Do they still 0:17:12.960 --> 0:17:14.879 have the long I haven't eaten Burger King in a 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:17.040 long time, but they still have the long chicken sandwich. 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:21.560 I think, so the oldest chicken sandwich out there. As 0:17:21.560 --> 0:17:24.120 far as a fast food restaurant, Burger King has got 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:27.960 to be up there. Yeah, and that's been trumped by 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:30.800 I mean, everyone's got a fast food sandwich, right, it's 0:17:30.840 --> 0:17:36.840 just bait taste like anyway, all right. I don't know 0:17:36.880 --> 0:17:39.880 if we answered Jimmy's question though, I I I would 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:42.359 be open to get an electric car, especially now I'm 0:17:42.400 --> 0:17:45.359 not driving as much. But I'm really concerned about the 0:17:45.400 --> 0:17:47.080 mileage because they don't get a lot of miles. So 0:17:47.119 --> 0:17:49.800 I go out, like go on road trips, and I 0:17:49.840 --> 0:17:51.119 think it would be a pain in the ask to 0:17:51.160 --> 0:17:53.240 have to stop for an hour to charge the car 0:17:54.119 --> 0:17:57.400 every two miles or something like that. Yeah, and I'm 0:17:57.440 --> 0:18:01.480 an old school guy. I've always liked fast cars, and 0:18:01.520 --> 0:18:04.480 I've been driving a stick shift the past four years. 0:18:04.520 --> 0:18:07.640 So give me some open road and some gasoline. Baby 0:18:08.359 --> 0:18:13.480 burn baby burns. Pierre and Springfield Masses uses some of 0:18:13.520 --> 0:18:16.080 the Pro Basketball Hall of Fame where you can see 0:18:16.119 --> 0:18:19.000 Muffett McGraw and try and he says, Ben, what was 0:18:19.040 --> 0:18:22.560 your total windfall from the Vegas Sports book last weekend, 0:18:23.320 --> 0:18:25.600 and he says number two. Since you won't answer number one, 0:18:25.920 --> 0:18:31.040 Pierre knows me. Yeah, for financial reasons. I never reveal 0:18:31.119 --> 0:18:33.760 how much I win or lose for that matter. But 0:18:33.840 --> 0:18:36.720 if you, of course, if you win too much, I think, 0:18:36.760 --> 0:18:39.720 what is it? Twenty five hundred is that the number? 0:18:39.880 --> 0:18:43.240 If you get over one wind, they hand you a 0:18:43.280 --> 0:18:46.560 paper for taxes. I know with DraftKings, if you win 0:18:46.640 --> 0:18:49.399 over six hundred dollars, you have to claim it. Always 0:18:49.400 --> 0:18:52.679 it over six draft kings. I didn't realize that, but 0:18:52.720 --> 0:18:55.359 I know in Vegas at the casinos, if you if 0:18:55.359 --> 0:18:58.040 you went over a certain amount, I think it's maybe 0:18:58.040 --> 0:19:00.800 it's lower now, so you go to win about a 0:19:00.840 --> 0:19:04.040 thousand each time and go back to your room and 0:19:04.040 --> 0:19:06.720 then come back and win another thousand, because then you 0:19:06.720 --> 0:19:09.080 can avoid having you know, not not that you should 0:19:09.119 --> 0:19:11.080 avoid paying taxes, Danny, I'm not saying that at all, 0:19:11.200 --> 0:19:15.560 but if you chose to try to avoid paying the taxes, yeah, 0:19:16.119 --> 0:19:20.640 you could conceivably do that, right, Yeah, I mean there's 0:19:20.680 --> 0:19:25.640 ways around that. So uh, and just tell the government 0:19:25.680 --> 0:19:28.119 that you really needed all of that money because of 0:19:28.119 --> 0:19:32.840 the war. Anyways, just says, do you do you see 0:19:32.880 --> 0:19:36.399 yourself pulling a Musburger and moving to Vegas to do 0:19:36.480 --> 0:19:39.080 a gambling show and living out your days as a 0:19:39.119 --> 0:19:43.399 whale at the casino. Yeah. Well, I know it's not 0:19:43.480 --> 0:19:45.479 my call. I'm in a partnership, I'm in a marriage, 0:19:45.480 --> 0:19:47.679 so it's not totally my call. But I could. I 0:19:47.680 --> 0:19:50.320 could live in Vegas. I think I would. I do 0:19:50.400 --> 0:19:53.560 pretty well there. He just called you a whale. I 0:19:54.200 --> 0:19:58.440 resembled that comment. So yes, I resembled that comment absolutely. 0:19:58.800 --> 0:20:01.800 All right. Let's see who is next year? Any meany 0:20:02.040 --> 0:20:08.680 mighty mode? Gary a big shot in the doughnut business rights. 0:20:09.960 --> 0:20:12.920 He says, I listen on I Heart Radio and can't 0:20:12.960 --> 0:20:15.760 seem to find where to review this program. I have 0:20:15.840 --> 0:20:19.280 been listening for a couple of years now, and I says, 0:20:19.280 --> 0:20:23.520 the monologues are spot on, your syndicated or cynic I 0:20:23.560 --> 0:20:26.280 think you mean cynical. Cynical mind is one of a kind. 0:20:27.200 --> 0:20:31.480 I listen every night, or listen to download shows until 0:20:31.560 --> 0:20:34.160 you are alive. Keep it up. The fifth Hour has 0:20:34.200 --> 0:20:37.600 been better with Danny g. The staff is awesome, the 0:20:37.640 --> 0:20:42.600 militia is something else. Thanks for keeping me tired all day. 0:20:43.320 --> 0:20:44.560 That is Gary. I don't know if he wants me to. 0:20:44.640 --> 0:20:46.400 I don't know that I need to sit where he works, 0:20:46.400 --> 0:20:51.119 but he's at a very famous donut chain. He's in management, Danny, 0:20:51.320 --> 0:20:56.720 and they're very famous in Boston. And they might love 0:20:56.880 --> 0:20:59.560 Tim Duncan. They might be fans of Tim Duncan, the 0:20:59.600 --> 0:21:03.360 basket ball player got you know, yeah, and I might 0:21:03.440 --> 0:21:07.720 drink their coffee sometimes. I hear you, I hear you. Yeah. 0:21:07.920 --> 0:21:10.119 I went into one of those places and I asked 0:21:10.119 --> 0:21:12.320 for a cinnamon roll and they looked at me like 0:21:12.359 --> 0:21:15.080 I was insane. They said, what is that. I guess 0:21:15.560 --> 0:21:17.760 in certain parts of the country they call that a 0:21:17.800 --> 0:21:20.480 coffee roll. I think the lady looked at me crazy 0:21:20.520 --> 0:21:23.840 because she's like, don't we don't have donut hose? And 0:21:23.880 --> 0:21:28.320 I'm like, donut hose, no hose, what's wrong with you? 0:21:28.680 --> 0:21:33.240 Come on like I'm not for sale? Yeah? Uh, let's 0:21:33.240 --> 0:21:38.359 see who is next year? Come back it's side from now. 0:21:39.240 --> 0:21:41.440 Thank you, Gary, that was a very nice review. I'll 0:21:41.440 --> 0:21:44.560 send you a link. Maybe I already have sent you 0:21:44.600 --> 0:21:47.880 a link, and you can write your own review. Nick 0:21:48.000 --> 0:21:50.600 in Wis I think you just did though. Just copy 0:21:50.640 --> 0:21:53.960 and paste that Nick and Wisconsin says Benn and Danny. 0:21:54.600 --> 0:21:59.520 If it were old school w WF slash w W 0:21:59.520 --> 0:22:02.240 who told you, We told you you want to take 0:22:02.280 --> 0:22:04.159 your tag team partner? Says that you got to pick 0:22:04.200 --> 0:22:08.320 a tag team partner, Danny between st Tammy and Montana 0:22:09.119 --> 0:22:13.280 and judgmental Helen. So these are the two feuding women. 0:22:14.520 --> 0:22:16.160 Who do you want to go first? Danny? Who would 0:22:16.200 --> 0:22:20.439 you pick? I don't know Helen enough to know if 0:22:20.480 --> 0:22:23.080