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Speaker 1: edition of the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny

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Speaker 1: G to provide you with all of your male bag needs. Danny,

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Speaker 1: as we gave the Mallard travelogue on Saturday, and you

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Speaker 1: guess it's possible we could do it on the podcast,

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Speaker 1: although I'm not sure how the logistics of all that

426
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Speaker 1: would work. I think I would have to buy some

427
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Speaker 1: more equipment to do maybe another phone. You only take

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Speaker 1: one call at a time where I am right now? Yeah,

429
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Speaker 1: all right, Uh let's see we have have Carlos in Houston.

430
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Speaker 1: He says, little word of advice for everyone who is listening,

431
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 1: don't listen to last week's podcast. We're working out so hilarious.

432
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,360
Speaker 1: I just want to know how do I get on

433
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Speaker 1: the Mallard payroll. I know Chris and Houston moved on

434
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Speaker 1: to the day shift, and you need a Houston caller. Yeah,

435
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 1: we had that guy that called for a while from

436
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:26,439
Speaker 1: the factory who was just really bored and then I

437
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,320
Speaker 1: ripped him and then he got upset and became feisty

438
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Speaker 1: and he stopped calling. So, yeah, I think we're deficient

439
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Speaker 1: in Houston College. We've always had a couple of callers

440
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Speaker 1: from Houston, but right now we're a little short there.

441
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Speaker 1: It's weird because you always speak so highly of their

442
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Speaker 1: professional teams. Well, I am very kind, as you know, Danny.

443
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,399
Speaker 1: I speak the truth and many people can't handle the truth,

444
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,960
Speaker 1: and so I have to explain these things. And uh,

445
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 1: that's right, absolutely correct on that anyway, he says. Uh.

446
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Speaker 1: With Hugh Chris moving on to the day shift, he says,

447
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Speaker 1: you need a Houston caller also, Danny, we need that

448
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:06,159
Speaker 1: drop that says that is a complete load of crap,

449
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 1: and maybe you'll also be able to find it. He says,

450
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 1: So a drop request for you, a complete load of crap.

451
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Speaker 1: Carlos also said I just want to say, fuck Rob Manford.

452
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 1: I missed baseball because it was the only thing to

453
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Speaker 1: look forward to since the Rockets and Texans suck ass.

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Speaker 1: Uh so so says Carlos, Well, okay, thank you for that, Carlos.

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Speaker 1: I second that, man, and I know you got to

456
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Speaker 1: talk to John Morossi on Friday. It's funny because a

457
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 1: few days ago, my Queen Sinderoni asked me, so does

458
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Speaker 1: this mean baseball is not going to start on time?

459
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Speaker 1: And I said, that's exactly what it means. And she said,

460
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Speaker 1: fuck those guys. She's that's her favorite sports. She wants

461
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Speaker 1: Dodgers back, she wants baseball back. And I think she

462
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Speaker 1: spoke for the whole country when she said, funk all

463
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Speaker 1: those guys. Yeah, no, I agree with the Queen Tinderoni.

464
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Speaker 1: There and these players and the owners are quiet, quiet

465
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 1: and trying to get everyone in else. They all are

466
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 1: using the fan as a as a prop, as a

467
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Speaker 1: pond in this, and their fans caught in the crossfire.

468
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Speaker 1: The players don't give a shit about the fans. The

469
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Speaker 1: owners don't give a shit about the fans. That's the reality.

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Speaker 1: If they did, they'd all take less money and lower

471
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Speaker 1: the price of tickets, and lower the price of cable

472
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Speaker 1: television how much they get from television. They lower the

473
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Speaker 1: price of beer, hot dogs, and all that. If they

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Speaker 1: ultimately really cared about the fan, the stuff would not

475
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Speaker 1: be as expensive it is as it is. To go

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Speaker 1: to a game. So when they say we when they

477
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Speaker 1: say we care about the fans, all fake news. It

478
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Speaker 1: didn't happen. Damn right, Well, I mean that did happen.

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00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 1: They did say it. But yeah, Ben, last season, we

480
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Speaker 1: had to fly to Colorado to see our Dodgers in

481
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Speaker 1: order to get reasonable ticket prices. Nachos that were eight dollars.

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Speaker 1: Eight dollars. You know what eight dollars gets you at

483
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Speaker 1: Dodgers Stadium. Yeah, you get some catchup packets is what

484
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Speaker 1: you get. If you're lucky, you get a side of

485
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Speaker 1: ranch for eight dollars at Dodger Stadium. Oh yeah, that's

486
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 1: another thing that's changed in our life. When I was

487
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Speaker 1: a kid, the Dodges, owned by the O'Malley family used

488
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Speaker 1: to brag they were the greatest deal in town. And

489
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Speaker 1: they were. They didn't have a lot of options, didn't

490
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Speaker 1: have a lot of options at the concession stand, but

491
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: everything was cheap. And I remember when when I started

492
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Speaker 1: going out there a lot in the media O'Malley still

493
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Speaker 1: on the team. There were no advertising side like that

494
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:36,719
Speaker 1: thing was pure. And now it is like a bathroom

495
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 1: stall in Jersey with all the writing on it and

496
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: all that stuff. It's uh pretty I mean, I get it.

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Speaker 1: I would probably do the same thing if I owned

498
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Speaker 1: the Dodges, but it's just changed so much in my

499
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 1: lifetime it's pretty wild. Let's see who is next year.

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Speaker 1: Ozzy Momentum says two questions. Danny, you seem like a masculine,

501
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,080
Speaker 1: do it yourself type of guy. Ben you less, so

502
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: what's you how dare you? What's your go to power

503
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 1: tool at home if you have any. I do have

504
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 1: two toolboxes, but but no power tools to speak of.

505
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 1: I've always had to borrow. I don't need them that

506
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 1: often to invest into having my own. The last couple

507
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 1: of things I put together furniture wise, where they called

508
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 1: for a power drill, I just did it by hand

509
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,679
Speaker 1: with the screwdriver. See that's how masculine you are. It

510
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:31,159
Speaker 1: wasn't easy and it took way longer than it should have. Alright,

511
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 1: that's how That's how he rolls. I actually have a

512
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: few things I've picked up over the years. I wish

513
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 1: I had a chainsaw, though, that to me, that's the

514
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 1: most masculine. Hey, Psycho, no no, no, I would love

515
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: because you know expensive it is to have a tree removed.

516
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 1: It's like a thousand dollars. And I'm like, I can

517
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 1: go to home depot or lows and rent a chainsaw

518
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: for a day. And I I'm not that I'm Jack

519
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: the Ripper anything like up, but I can cut down

520
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 1: a tree with a chainsaw, or at least most of

521
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 1: the tree. I think I'd be fine at that. So

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00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: that's that's quite the racket, Danny, Quite the racket. Man,

523
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: oh man, all right, let's see here. What don't we

524
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 1: have time for a few more? Caleb from Neadville rights in,

525
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 1: let's see here. I got mail, yea, I got mail, yea.

526
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 1: Not that exciting camp down, he says, big Bend. The

527
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: interview with Scott Farrell last weekend was has only been

528
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 1: bested by your interview with Lenny Dikest. Well, we could

529
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 1: get you know, we should get Dike Straw on again.

530
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: He'll come on. He's a friend of the podcast. Eddie's

531
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 1: afraid of Dikestra. He's afraid of Lenny Dikester. It's true.

532
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: It's weird. It's like you're not gonna be in the

533
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 1: same room with Lenny anyway. Thinks Lenny is so diseased

534
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 1: he might get the cooties or something. Anyway, Uh, The

535
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 1: interview with Scott Farrell last week was only be bested

536
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 1: by the interview with Lenny Dikester. I was glue to

537
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: my radio with both of those guys. Please tell me,

538
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 1: do you have any more guests lined up that have

539
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: just as outlandish as low as get Well, well, Danny,

540
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: you're you're the you're the book. I work with you

541
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 1: on that, and we're trying to get if you want

542
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: to recommend someone along those lines, and he can get

543
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 1: some of these guys who are just a holes and

544
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 1: won't come on the podcast, but others are big fans

545
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 1: of the show or whatever, we are willing to do it.

546
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 1: So yeah, anybody's reasonable, we'd love to get on. Yeah,

547
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 1: And I think one thing I found out recently. We

548
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 1: talked about this on last weekend's podcast when we went

549
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: over the Curse Words podcast is becoming one of those words.

550
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 1: So recently I've been leaving that p word out of

551
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: my emails and text messages. So it's it's gonna be interesting.

552
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 1: You know. It's not easy to book guests, especially when

553
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 1: it's uh, you know, a thirty minute hit, because these

554
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 1: guys will go on some shows for ten minutes and

555
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 1: that's all they want to give you. It's not easy

556
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 1: to get somebody for a half hour. Yeah, and so

557
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 1: as some of the guys we've had on have just

558
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: after a few minutes just decided they don't want to

559
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: do it anymore. In the middle, they abruptly stopped the interview,

560
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 1: and you're like, whoa wait a minute here, what the

561
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: hell just happened? And then your you scrambled Travis and

562
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: Roseberg also said, was your most recent Vegas trip a

563
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 1: reaction to interviewing Scott Farrell? Pure pressure? It can be

564
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 1: a bit Uh well, no, I wasn't laying on my

565
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: bed in Vegas, uh, pouring money on top of my head.

566
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 1: And and that trip had already been played before we

567
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: had a chance to have Scott Farrell on. So was

568
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 1: it like four play for you? Though? Uh, it didn't hurt.

569
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 1: It kind of fired me up. I'm not gonna lie

570
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 1: it fired me up. I was like, Wow, this is

571
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 1: gonna be fun. Uh, let's see branded from houses on

572
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 1: on your Monday show. You have the incident of ice

573
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 1: line And I'm just curious why the last caller is

574
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 1: always called number five? He says, So that's actually you're

575
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: mixing up the bits Brandon, you're mixing up the bits.

576
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: That's not the incident of ice line is where people

577
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: just call up and scream ridiculous things. Uh, you're talking

578
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: about the game we play the next night, which is

579
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 1: where we play a sound bite site the bite it's

580
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 1: called you have to figure out who the person the

581
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: reason we did the fifth callers because that's the second clue,

582
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 1: and it always seemed to be Justin and Cincinnati, so

583
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: and I would always give you a mathematical reason why

584
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: I was going with caller five. Yes. Yeah, Roberto came

585
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 1: on the show and he didn't know the show. The

586
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 1: first night he said, Lebron James. So that's the inside joke.

587
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 1: You will still hear Lebron James sometimes as Roberto's answer,

588
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. Terry from England says, have you ever had

589
00:32:55,320 --> 00:33:00,080
Speaker 1: a monologue star or a star's agent come after you

590
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: at work where the boss had to have your back?

591
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 1: Says Terry in England, Yes, yes, Terry doesn't happen very often,

592
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 1: but I have been confronted via when I went on

593
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 1: the website, I got a lot of trouble with the website.

594
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 1: I got a cease and assist letters and all that

595
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: it was a big paint and it took us on

596
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: the radio show. I have been in trouble with the

597
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: the commissioner's office at one of the major sports leagues

598
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 1: for something that I said. That was awkward, getting in

599
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 1: trouble with the commissioner's office. And I've I've had people

600
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: coaches that have complained and things like that. So it

601
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 1: doesn't happen that often, but it has happened, and it's

602
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 1: it's always really a badge of honor, Danny, if somebody

603
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 1: gets that upset by an opinion that they feel the

604
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 1: need to contact your boss and complain and rant and rave,

605
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 1: I mean, what are we doing? So but that has happened,

606
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 1: and uh, I think that's all we have time for.

607
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 1: So Sarah in Minnesota, who's actually in Florida, she had

608
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 1: a great point about MLB, you know, sports teams in general,

609
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:14,399
Speaker 1: the value of sports teams. Uh, and she I think

610
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 1: she says, she became a snowbird. She's with her friends,

611
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:19,800
Speaker 1: but she listens. When the friends go to go away,

612
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 1: she'll listen to the podcast. So thank you for back

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00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:26,720
Speaker 1: Big Greg in Iowa, Reverend Green and Colorado Springs, Slash

614
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 1: de Moine and j Bone in Portland, Maine and everyone else.

615
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,919
Speaker 1: We didn't have time to uh to to have your question,

616
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,880
Speaker 1: but thank you all. And if you missed out on

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Speaker 1: this mailbag, don't forget. Every Tuesday we post on the

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00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:43,799
Speaker 1: Facebook page we solicit your questions and you can do that.

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Speaker 1: Ben Maller's show is the Facebook page and also always

620
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: available if you want to just email in a question

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Speaker 1: at any time. You can do that. Real Fifth Hour

622
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Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. R E A L F I

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Speaker 1: F T h our at gmail dot com. Anything promote

624
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 1: Danny any Giggs coming up? I will be live at

625
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,439
Speaker 1: a roller skating rink to Martin. I'm kidding. I'll be

626
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Speaker 1: on the network. I'll be on the network all Sunday

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Speaker 1: Coveno and Rich and then of course we got Plank

628
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Speaker 1: in Spanier, your boy Arnie after that should be a

629
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Speaker 1: fun I know, Steve Kerr did you know? That should

630
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Speaker 1: be a fun day on FSR. And thank you to

631
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Speaker 1: everybody for the nice reviews and just the overall love

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Speaker 1: on the podcast. It's been a lot of fun. It

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Speaker 1: has been great. Keep the keep them coming, man, man, no,

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