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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's get into your phone tap. And lately we've noticed

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Speaker 1: parents are getting a little obsessed with giving their kids unique,

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Speaker 1: one of a kind names to make sure they stand out.

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Speaker 1: Their kid is special, Jeffrey, don't question it. Should see

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Speaker 1: my Facebook timeline. It is like a new language. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it is crazy. I mean it used to be a

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Speaker 1: few years ago girls would just have boy names like

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Speaker 1: Charlie or Tony. But now you're hearing things like savignyng,

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Speaker 1: hashtagatha and Kurbert shrug emoji. And you know who has

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Speaker 1: to deal with this more than anybody, It's the elementary

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Speaker 1: school teachers people. And that's why Brook calls one today

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Speaker 1: to educate her on her child's name. The right way

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Speaker 1: to say it's special. It's your brand new phone tap

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Speaker 1: right now. I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with kindergarten teacher Evelyn. This is her,

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Speaker 1: Matthew Kong. Oh. Yes, my name is Kelly. I'm a

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Speaker 1: parent of one of your students. Oh okay, nice to

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Speaker 1: speak with you. Which student, Well you know him as

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Speaker 1: right Andy? Oh? Yes, Randy, such a nice boy. I

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Speaker 1: appreciate you saying that, but I wanted to let you

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Speaker 1: know that yesterday he came home from your class extremely upset.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I know he's only in kindergarten, but he

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Speaker 1: told me that you helped him write his name for

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Speaker 1: the first time. He felt ashamed. Oh my gosh. Why.

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Speaker 1: He said you were forcing him to write it the

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Speaker 1: traditional way and not the way it's on his birth certificate.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I am so sorry I didn't write.

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Speaker 1: Did I mess this up? Does his name end with

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Speaker 1: an eye? No? Is it with an ie? No? I'm

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Speaker 1: wrong on that too. Okay, I'm really sorry. I'm at

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Speaker 1: a loss here. How do you spell Randy? It's our

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Speaker 1: then amber sam symbol, then double why? Wait, what do

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Speaker 1: you mean amber sand is in the little quiggly and symbol? Yes,

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Speaker 1: apparently I need to repeat it for you. It's our,

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Speaker 1: then amber sam symbol, then double why spells ri? Andy.

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Speaker 1: So it's Andy, Andy, rit Andy, No two rs, just

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Speaker 1: the two ys at the end, all right, Um, just

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Speaker 1: like it's spelt, sounds just like it's spelt, sounds just

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Speaker 1: like it spelt. Okay, Andy, who that's it. That's very unique,

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Speaker 1: thank you. It's a family name, you know. His uncle

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Speaker 1: Sandy with an amper sand and a double why, and

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Speaker 1: his great grandmother was Mandy with an amber sand and

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Speaker 1: then double why. That's quite an interesting family history. Yes

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Speaker 1: it is. And I'm a little shocked that a kindergartener

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Speaker 1: would be forced to write his name incorrectly. I just

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Speaker 1: get the names from the front office there, so maybe

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Speaker 1: they had it wrong to begin with. But I never

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Speaker 1: meant to offend anybody. I hope you can accept my apology. Well,

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Speaker 1: how do you think we're Andy feels right now? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I feel terrible. I will apologize to him. I appreciate

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Speaker 1: that I do. Yeah, of course, of course, I'm assuming

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Speaker 1: next year you'll also be teaching his little brother, since

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Speaker 1: he's graduating preschool. His name's Braxton's. Did you say brack

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Speaker 1: stuns as in plural? Yes, and his spellings a little

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Speaker 1: bit more common. It starts with just one of the

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Speaker 1: open ended bracket symbols. You know, the word brack, then

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Speaker 1: a capital S since that's the actual first letter of

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Speaker 1: his name, it has to be a capital. Then the

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Speaker 1: word tons with a Z at the end, so it's

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Speaker 1: brack stuns. Okay. Wow, that's quite a name. I've actually

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Speaker 1: never heard of it before. Okay, well, maybe you could

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Speaker 1: repeat it back to me. I'm sorry, what do you mean.

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Speaker 1: You'll have to excuse me if I'm coming across a

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Speaker 1: little pushy, but I just want to make sure all

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Speaker 1: my kids have a good listener for a teacher. And

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Speaker 1: I just described to you how to spell Braxton's. So

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Speaker 1: were you really listening to me? I? Yeah, I was, Okay,

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Speaker 1: didn't spell it back? Okay, is it the bracket symbol?

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Speaker 1: Is that what you said before? Yep? First or second?

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Speaker 1: I don't recall you specifying, so I think the first?

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Speaker 1: But good? Good? What else? Okay, it feels like I'm

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Speaker 1: taking a little bit of a test there. Go on.

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Speaker 1: Then he said capital in the middle part of his name, right,

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Speaker 1: because it's the first actual letter in his name, right, Okay, continue?

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Speaker 1: So um, first open bracket, nime, then capitals, and then

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Speaker 1: the word the word tons. Spell it t O n F.

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Speaker 1: It's actually t O n Z. Oh. His great great

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Speaker 1: grandfather was a rapper, so that's the reason for that. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. I will write it down. I will

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Speaker 1: get it right by next year. I promise you. I

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Speaker 1: will not have this issue again. Okay, I don't think

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Speaker 1: we will because I'm actually screwing with you. What this

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Speaker 1: is actually broke from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the Morning. Oh my god, Oh my god, your fiance

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Speaker 1: Hank set you up for a break phone goal. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I'm going to kill him. I'm literally sweating

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Speaker 1: over here. He said. He and two were talking about

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Speaker 1: the names in your classes get stranger every year, and

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Speaker 1: you know, he thought you'd actually full for this joke.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm actually worried that I'm gonna call

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Speaker 1: him Andy. Now you got it right, finally, finely right.

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