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Speaker 1: right now. I ain't mad at that. Well, if you

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Speaker 1: make that statement to me, I'll tell you what. Right

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Speaker 1: you beat on one in here? What I'll tell you what? Anyway?

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Speaker 1: That is the subject right now, So let's not go

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Speaker 1: there with it. Does that include the garage? You know?

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Speaker 1: Right now? The nephew is here with today's prying phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got ne naked yoga? It's always naked with

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Speaker 1: nobody ain't have fun being naked. I don't have you

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Speaker 1: ever done yoga? Tommy? Haven't done it? Nike here we are,

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Speaker 1: haven't done it? Nick? Yeah, ain't nothing wrong with a

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Speaker 1: good prank called naked yo. But you understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: That's where we're at. And uh, everybody been over touch

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Speaker 1: your toes. Let's go naked yo. Hello, Hello, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to reach Uh is it Gordon? Right? It's Gordon? How

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Speaker 1: are you doing? Mr? Gordon? And my name is, let

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Speaker 1: me let me turn down the TVD. You call them

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Speaker 1: about the apartment. Yes, yes, I was trying to see

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Speaker 1: or seeing, uh if it's still available. Man, I got

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Speaker 1: available at one. No, no still for rent. Um, let

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Speaker 1: me be straight with you. Um uh you know, no

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Speaker 1: if you're understanding the listing here, it's like eight of

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Speaker 1: right fifty and you got a parking spot, um, your

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Speaker 1: what's your name? My name is Darnell. Don't know? Okay first?

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Speaker 1: Um so yeah, um, first last month and uh so

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Speaker 1: security number. I can do a background chat. Ok okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: Now let me ask you this. You guys got out

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Speaker 1: like a back backyard area. I teach classes in the mornings.

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Speaker 1: you gotta. If you guys got a backyard, I can

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Speaker 1: use we got a backyard, what do you teach. I

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Speaker 1: make money doing yoga, yes, sir, I definitely do. I

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Speaker 1: That shouldn't be a problem. I know, I know a

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Speaker 1: little bit about yoga. That's that. I mean, really, if

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Speaker 1: it's y'all, you know you're not making no noise at yoga,

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Speaker 1: that that's not a problem. Good deal. Well, how quick

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Speaker 1: can I actually get moved in? Man? I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: I got quite a bit of clientele built up, and

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm just just ready to get started, get

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Speaker 1: you know. Uh yeah, Well you know we're looking at

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Speaker 1: rent rent it out pretty quick, um, you know, because

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Speaker 1: we want to try and get it filled as soon

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Speaker 1: as possible. Because you said, we are you are you

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Speaker 1: you got a roommate, You're You're just it would be

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Speaker 1: me and my wife and uh we it's a three

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Speaker 1: a credit check, you know we meet, Um, I can

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Speaker 1: do the background check and uh no, no, what what what? What? What? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What do you necessarily need to do that for? Well,

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Speaker 1: you gotta know who you're into when you want to

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Speaker 1: got real good credit. Man, My credit is fine. I'm

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Speaker 1: not I'm on my credit scores. Oh damn. All right

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Speaker 1: when you get here is how you feel out of application.

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Speaker 1: But you know, if you if you're ready to get

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Speaker 1: it cracking, I can do. I can do a background

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Speaker 1: check and you right not give me a subsecurity number. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but let me let me go ahead and just do this.

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Speaker 1: Man on that background check because you know that what

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Speaker 1: what other glitz you got? You said there's some glitches, Michael,

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Speaker 1: Well what is it glitz you got? Well you might

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Speaker 1: I took some took for what. I took counseling for that. Though,

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Speaker 1: You ain't taking no counseling and doing no naked yoga

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Speaker 1: matter fact? Man, was that qualified? And move in there?

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Speaker 1: And now you're gonna sit here and tell me. I

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Speaker 1: it's just a serene moment, man, where you find yourself.

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Speaker 1: That's all this really is about. Were you better find

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Speaker 1: yourself somewhere else? That's what I know. You ain't doing

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Speaker 1: I don't even know you talking about you got some

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Speaker 1: I don't even missing my wife's name. Man, you don't

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Speaker 1: When that come over that now, man, so we can

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Speaker 1: say the fifth I ain't having that. Do not man

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Speaker 1: So so as far your wife, man, let me white.

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Speaker 1: This right here is over for real. You're gonna come

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Speaker 1: I say one more thing to you? And you can't

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Speaker 1: how about that? Hey? Man, can I say one more thing? Man?

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Speaker 1: What this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby More

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Speaker 1: wanting to show you just got praanged by your brother. Oh,

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Speaker 1: keep out of here, man, This is nephew Tommy. Who

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Speaker 1: who told you to do this to me? Man? Your brother,

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Speaker 1: my brother. Oh I'm gonna good, Oh my god, Man,

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Speaker 1: Man to man, all right, man, Man, I was gonna

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Speaker 1: whoop your butt naked if you came around here. Man,

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Speaker 1: you just don't know. Man, I'm so glad it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: You have no idea. I'm so glad it's a joke. Man.

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Speaker 1: own him appreciate so good? Yeah, y'all so good. Y'all

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Speaker 1: so low? You're crazy. You've been at home locked up

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Speaker 1: past half time Shirley Carl, I don't want to come

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Speaker 1: across offensive, but we already said no, We already said no,

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Speaker 1: let's move along. What boom boom to drop the mic?

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Speaker 1: What's with the aggression? What's all that? That's how we

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Speaker 1: feel it, right, do you hear yourself? It's just a

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Speaker 1: we're we loved you. I thought we was all family.

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Speaker 1: I thought we was family. Now when it's time to

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Speaker 1: do family stuff, we can't do that. Nobody. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: We are moving on. Thank you, Carla coming up next

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Speaker 1: to you. Ever since you left, pray of you you change.

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Speaker 1: That's been a long time coming up neck Strawberry letters subject,

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Speaker 1: I am the only one that can have sex in

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Speaker 1: the Stave Harvey Morning Show.