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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, the.

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Speaker 2: Subject get a load of this, guys.

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Speaker 1: My best friend is just trying to help out. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into that a little later. Right now, the nephew

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Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone call. What you got

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Speaker 1: for his neph.

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Speaker 3: That's right, here's Johnson's Freedom Paper.

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Speaker 4: Johnson Freedom Paper.

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Speaker 5: Yes, let's go KT.

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Speaker 6: Hello.

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Speaker 4: Hello, I'm trying to reach Franklin Franklin Johnson's leet.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, this is him, Franklin.

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Speaker 4: How you doing today? My name is My name is

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Speaker 4: Kyle Kyle Green. I'm with the Immigration Department of the

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Speaker 4: State of Tennessee.

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Speaker 6: H Yeah, how can I help you?

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Speaker 4: You were you were born and raised in Tennessee? Am

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Speaker 4: I correct?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Born and raised in Tennessee.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Now do you do you still live in the

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Speaker 4: Tennessee area?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 4: Are you in a different state? All right?

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Speaker 6: That's it's still here. Oh, my family the only consint

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Speaker 6: he's still here, living good.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 6: All right.

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Speaker 4: So here's what's going on. It's been brought through our

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Speaker 4: attention here at the Immigration that anyone in the state

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Speaker 4: of Tennessee who has the last name of Johnson. And

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Speaker 4: I don't even know how to break this to you

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Speaker 4: or tell this to you, but it's been brought to

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Speaker 4: our attention here at the Immigration that anyone in the

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Speaker 4: state of tennessee last name Johnson for some reason. And

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Speaker 4: we're going to fix the problem. But for some reason

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Speaker 4: they're saying no Johnson's are free, you know, like there's

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Speaker 4: claws or something in some paperwork or whatever. But what

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Speaker 4: we need is we need all the Johnson's to come

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Speaker 4: in by six o' by six o'clock today so we

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Speaker 4: can try to take care of the problem. If not,

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Speaker 4: if all Johnson's that are not reported in by six

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Speaker 4: will have to get picked up.

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Speaker 6: I know this is a joke, like we even I

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Speaker 6: know this is Joe Baby, I'm free. Are you talking about? Like, well,

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Speaker 6: he's calling me talking about this, he's talking about the

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Speaker 6: Johnson's ain't free. What do you what are you talking about?

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Speaker 6: You tell Bumpy Johnson got for that. I don't let

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Speaker 6: anybody attacking Johnsons don uh no, sorry, this is this

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Speaker 6: is a real This is I know this is crazy

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Speaker 6: to get a phone call like this, but like I say,

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Speaker 6: and we got some paperwork here everybody's scramming around trying

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Speaker 6: to get to.

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Speaker 4: The bottom of this. But the bottom line is we

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Speaker 4: need all the Johnson's to come in because right right now,

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Speaker 4: in the state of Tennessee, no person with the last

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Speaker 4: name of Johnson is free.

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Speaker 6: Right now, and get the got in. What are you

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Speaker 6: talking about? What are you talking about? Are you black?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm black, but yeah I'm black.

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Speaker 6: Are you free? Yeah, I'm free. So what are you

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Speaker 6: talking about? Coming to me talking about the since my

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Speaker 6: last name Johnson, my family got to come down to

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Speaker 6: immigration because we ain't free. What the hell are you

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Speaker 6: calling me? Talking about some crap like that?

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Speaker 4: Man, Okay, so the problem. We're gonna fix the problem,

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Speaker 4: but we need all Johnson's to come in. We're gonna

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Speaker 4: fix ahead of the census or something. I'm sorry, are

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Speaker 4: you the head.

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Speaker 6: Of the census? I know I'm not something like that, Like,

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Speaker 6: why are you probably talking about Johnson? You are some

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Speaker 6: uncle Thomas pulling me talking about Johnson that we ain't

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Speaker 6: free and we gotta come down. And he's threatening my family,

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Speaker 6: this guy.

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Speaker 4: I'm not.

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Speaker 6: I'm sure, I'm not.

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Speaker 4: I'm not sure.

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Speaker 6: I'm not.

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Speaker 4: I'm not threatening you, all right? Like I said, my

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Speaker 4: name is Kyle Green. I'm with immigrations. I'm just trying

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Speaker 4: to fix the problem. You know me because your name

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Speaker 4: is Green. So y'all after the Johnson. Sure, I'm not

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Speaker 4: saying I'm better than you because my last name is Green.

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Speaker 4: I'm saying we have chle You are so saying that, Kyle,

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Speaker 4: mister Green, my name is Johnson.

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Speaker 6: We come from a long line at Johnson's. And don't

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Speaker 6: let me have the brumtie Johnson on you? So you

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Speaker 6: so how he was cutting off soap? Don't play with them?

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Speaker 6: A okay?

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Speaker 4: Sure can we? I want to help you, and I

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Speaker 4: want to help all the jobs. Okay, you ain't helping

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Speaker 4: nobody but yourself, mister.

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Speaker 6: Green, Uncle Tom, I sold y'all life in Jango, the

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Speaker 6: house fuller. I bet you want them light skins, green eyes,

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Speaker 6: turn Town are looking most big, a good head. I'm

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Speaker 6: black yet with you, I got a wide nose and

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Speaker 6: I'm proud to be black. And they're gonna have your

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Speaker 6: life and ask for me when I bring my my

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Speaker 6: family down there. You got some guys for nerves. It's

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Speaker 6: all this tobolism. My mother sus.

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Speaker 4: Sure can I struck you to come down the immigration.

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Speaker 6: That Kyle sound like a life skinned mother, Kyle Green,

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Speaker 6: that sound license?

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Speaker 4: Sure? Can I get you to come down the immigration

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Speaker 4: by now?

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Speaker 6: You can not have me come down. I'm gonna come

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Speaker 6: down there with my god. Oh hold bussy Johnson and

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Speaker 6: we're gonna turn it up.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So is your wife last name Johnson too?

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Speaker 6: Don't worry about what my white class name is.

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Speaker 4: Don't try to set up Okay, is your is your

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Speaker 4: mother still living?

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Speaker 6: Don't worry about my mama still living? You don't have to.

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Speaker 6: I'm about to hang this guy showed up. He questioned me,

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Speaker 6: You're gone cross the line your life getting mother?

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Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, sir. All I know is that you know

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Speaker 4: we got to We were trying to get as many

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Speaker 4: Johnson as be good to come in. Tell me Tommy

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Speaker 4: is the one that told us to call you. Okay, Franklin,

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Speaker 4: that's what told us to call you.

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Speaker 6: Boo.

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Speaker 4: Tommy said, you probably want to call Franklin Johnson and

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Speaker 4: get him on the line because he you know a

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Speaker 4: lot of the other Johnson's, and you can get them

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Speaker 4: all to come in.

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Speaker 6: That's what you think. You think. I'm not mother, been

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Speaker 6: going around the ball, but Johnson. That's how they came

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Speaker 6: over from Africa. It was one black mother took him

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Speaker 6: over to talk about they was going on vacation, and

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Speaker 6: they came one way over here. I'm not rounding them, though, God, Jo,

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Speaker 6: Who the hell is Tommy?

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Speaker 4: Tommy?

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Speaker 6: Man?

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Speaker 4: Tommy said you would do? Tommy said you would be

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Speaker 4: cool with it. I don't know, no, God, Tommy, He

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Speaker 4: sounded like, well too, Okay, do you know do you

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Speaker 4: know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Lorny Show. Do

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Speaker 4: you know that's?

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Speaker 6: Oh? I got my blood brush up?

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Speaker 4: Hey man, oh Man, Hey Franklin, Yes, hey, Franklin, take

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Speaker 4: this out man. Your point Jay Rob is the one

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Speaker 4: that got me the frank phone call you man, Oh

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Speaker 4: he ain't.

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Speaker 6: He ain't allowed over to the barbecue. Man. Was he

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Speaker 6: a whiskey? He was? He was he drinking some of

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Speaker 6: that whiskey when he caught you, man, I don't know

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Speaker 6: what it was.

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Speaker 4: When I called him brother, he wanted me to make sure.

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Speaker 4: He frank Franklin, Jesus Christ, oh Man, And you gotta

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Speaker 4: tell me this right here, frank can give it to me, baby,

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Speaker 4: Franklin Johnson, you got to tell me this. What is

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Speaker 4: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 4: the Lake.

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Speaker 6: The Steve Harvey Show with nephew Tommy.

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Speaker 5: You went there on him, Hey Tommy, Tom Green talking Tommy,

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Speaker 5: tell me he had you shook up a little bit,

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Speaker 5: though he sounded he had you all balance a little

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Speaker 5: bit because he was seeious with it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Bumpy Johnson, when he okay, oh you canna.

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Speaker 5: Come round up all the Johnsons. I ain't that blankety blank?

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Speaker 5: See you like skinning? Ain't you you? Probably one of

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Speaker 5: them light skinned tears howard looking ass.

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Speaker 4: Boy boy boy, good hair boy boy. He was mad.

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Speaker 2: He was hot.

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Speaker 6: Kyle Green, sound like, yeah, a.

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Speaker 5: Man, is your is your wife? Ma's Nate john don't

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Speaker 5: worry about my wife? Is your mother? Still? See man,

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Speaker 5: you don't cross the line now, man.

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Speaker 4: Sir.

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Speaker 5: He was gonna come down there, and yeah, he was doubled.

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Speaker 2: It all the Johnsons to come down so we can

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Speaker 2: get these papers together. But y'all y'all not free got

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Speaker 2: that light Hold up?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 4: Is you black?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Oh so you done got your uncle Tom asked?

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Speaker 5: Now you go round up. See that's you that that

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Speaker 5: you was on Jane go. He all his reference was

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Speaker 5: light skinned Tarres, Howard Jane Gold.

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Speaker 3: You a house in you, Uncle Tom. He had Tommy,

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Speaker 3: he was through with you, y'all. Father's Day weekend, that

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Speaker 3: is June eighteen. Father's Day weekend. It is earthquakes. Father's

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Speaker 3: Day Comedy show. That is what Donielle Rollins, Nephew, Tommy,

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Speaker 3: Tony Robertson, and Vanessa Fraction at the New Jersey Performing

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Speaker 3: Arts Center.

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Speaker 2: That is right pretty much New York, Jared and everybody

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Speaker 2: around the way, all the Burrows. The nephew ain't been

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Speaker 2: there in the minutes, so'll come check me out. Babies,

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Speaker 2: all right, nephew, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Up next, it's the Strawberry letter subject my best friend

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Speaker 1: is just trying to help out.

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Speaker 4: We'll get into it right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to Save Harvey Morning Show.