WEBVTT - Ep 21: The Bearded Guy 0:00:06.120 --> 0:00:06.480 Novel. 0:00:09.960 --> 0:00:14.000 This show contains adult material and swearing. You have been warned. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:19.160 Oh my god, there's a lot of unpack here, Like 0:00:19.200 --> 0:00:22.720 I know. Oh my god, that's like terrifying that it's terrified. 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:24.919 Oh that has absolutely freaked me out. 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:32.480 Now me, I'm a savage. 0:00:34.000 --> 0:00:35.800 Are you bored of modern dating? 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:38.559 Meeting the same people from the same apps in the 0:00:38.600 --> 0:00:41.320 same bar You've only chosen because it's close to your 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:44.640 house and you can make your usual quick getaway. It's 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:47.120 time to change the narrative on how we find love. 0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:50.080 It's time to start looking for love in all the 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:55.200 wrong places. I'm going on a wild dating adventure, only 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:57.680 picking people who are the total opposite of my type. 0:00:57.760 --> 0:01:01.080 And after twenty eight of these dates in two months, 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:04.880 will I find that special someone? Or Well, this experiment 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:08.160 proved that I should just give up on dating altogether. 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:10.399 It's time to find out. 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:15.400 I'm Grace Campbell and this is twenty eight dates later. 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:24.760 Hey Grace, Hello, So who do we have today? So 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:28.120 this is a guy called Ewan Who I like that name. 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:30.960 I like the name Yuan as well. Is you an 0:01:31.000 --> 0:01:34.319 Irish or Scottish? I think it's Scottish. Well, maybe I 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:36.880 just honestly associated with Umancgre's. 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:39.960 Name same, it's a fit name. So he was called Ewan. 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:43.640 He was Australian. I met him on an app called Bristler. 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:47.240 When I say that word, what do you think? 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:50.960 Bristley like Bristoley beer. 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:55.880 Yeah, so it's basically an app yeah for bearded people 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:59.040 and for people who like bearded people. Okay, well now 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:01.880 I have to say I don't know about you, but 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:05.639 whenever I've dated someone with a bed, my skin gets 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:09.920 so bad, like around my chin, and it just like 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:12.280 I can't, I honestly can't fuck with beers. I'll be honest, 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:13.800 and I don't like the way that it makes me 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:16.200 feel on my face. I'm fine with like you know, 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:18.480 you know my ex had like you know, a really 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:20.440 cool mustache or like you know, a bit of a beer, 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:22.800 but like not, like you know, a dramatic bed. So 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:24.000 what do you think of it? 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:25.399 I don't. 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:27.400 I'm not I'm not here for beards. You would never 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:29.760 find me on Bristler. Like my legs are pretty briskly 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:32.680 because I'm bad of shaving them, but I like some stubble. 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:35.000 I'm not into beards, So I have a weird thing 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:37.160 about like if I see someone who has a beard 0:02:37.600 --> 0:02:39.959 and even a food that I just think of germs. 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:43.720 And also like, I'm sorry when somebody drinks a pint 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:47.440 and then they have the beer on the top of 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:50.640 the mustache, but the mustache is so long, like it's 0:02:50.680 --> 0:02:51.640 so grim to me. 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:53.760 I just I can't get on board. I'm so sorry 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:55.800 to anyone has a beard out there. But like there's 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:57.040 plenty of people who are into it. 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:59.079 Go on Bristler, No, go on Bristler. 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:04.480 This episode sponsored by Bristler. 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:11.359 The app that we found you on is an app 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:12.320 to give with beds. 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:13.680 How long have you been on that? 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:16.520 I think I first jumped on it like in twenty fourteen. 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:18.080 If you always had a bed since. 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:21.800 Twenty twelve, okay, yeah, And I just sort of jumped 0:03:21.840 --> 0:03:24.400 on it just to see not like anything. So I've 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:28.799 never been on tinder Bumble No, never, no, or ever 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:32.000 like hand on my heart. Bristler is the only one 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:32.880 that I've ever used it. 0:03:32.960 --> 0:03:36.280 Wow, And have you not ever just been tepended to 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:38.840 use one of the other app If you're on an 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:41.840 app that is like literally advertised at people, Yeah, I 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:45.040 do like beards, then they're not going to be like 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:46.600 you've got a beard kind of thing. 0:03:46.720 --> 0:03:50.080 So that's that's literally, that's that's the sole reason for it. 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:52.160 I get that, Yeah, but like I just didn't think 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:53.400 that people had an issue like that. 0:03:53.480 --> 0:03:55.320 So many they probably don't. That's just all me. 0:03:57.680 --> 0:04:00.280 Can I just say, I'm obsessed with him saying that 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:01.880 that he has had a beard. 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:06.600 Since since twenty twelve. Yeah, I'm trying to think, who are. 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:10.040 The women going on Bristler because it's such a specific 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:14.200 thing to want to meet someone with a beard, because 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:16.360 there are loads of beard and people on other dating apps, 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:18.720 so to want it that much, Like, what do you 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:19.520 think that's about? 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:23.480 I have a few friends, particularly Won. Her boyfriends are 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:26.279 all carbon copies of each other, and they all have 0:04:26.400 --> 0:04:27.760 dark hair and have big beards. 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:30.720 So she thing for beards. So I think it must 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:31.400 be like a trade. 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:34.560 It must be like you know, like if you like 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:36.240 tall guys, it's the same, like you know, you have 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:37.200 a specific thing that. 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:37.680 You go for. 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:40.279 It's just funny that there's actually an app for Like, 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:43.800 I wish there was an app for all guys. It'sn't grace, 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:45.800 you're in prime position to create one, and what would 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:46.279 it be called? 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:49.640 It would be called give head standing up. 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:58.080 So on Bristler was it said that he's in the 0:04:58.080 --> 0:05:01.000 top twenty five best beards and then hundred klometers of me. 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:03.159 Right, I don't know what that means. 0:05:03.400 --> 0:05:05.400 Sorry, the app rates the beards. 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:08.720 It must mean he's really popular on bristoler i'ven just. 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:13.000 Looking through his profile here and thirty five Australian Londoner 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:17.599 tall tall enough talks enough humorous that's debatable. He said 0:05:17.600 --> 0:05:20.760 that himself, not me. I'm not being mean dad jokes. Yeah, 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:23.120 he does actually seem like someone whose out a few 0:05:23.160 --> 0:05:25.880 dad jokes like sorry, this is a perfect example. Can 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:28.120 cook woman at rice in fifty eight seconds? 0:05:28.120 --> 0:05:28.400 Come on? 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:29.960 Exactly exactly. 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:35.200 He reminded me of like a sort of American comedy actor, Like, yeah, 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:37.120 I don't know, but what do you think of his bit? 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:39.960 Yeah, it's a solid one. In fairness, it's not a bit. 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:43.720 I just personally would rather the beard be shorter. Yeah, 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:45.680 but also it's not too long. It's not like it's 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:47.840 like along with the one that he can plait. It's nice, 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:50.960 that's true, but it's still a bit is a probably 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:52.320 it's a proper one. 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:53.359 Yeah, it's full. 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:55.920 That's why he's in the top twenty five because that's 0:05:55.960 --> 0:05:56.640 a solid bit. 0:05:56.839 --> 0:05:58.080 Yeah, he's got great hairline. 0:05:58.160 --> 0:05:59.480 He's got really good hair as well. 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:02.240 Solid i'd give him. 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:06.000 Now, bear in mind, I'm not a beard expertise, but 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:08.280 i would give him a solid nine out of ten. 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:11.640 Wowee yay, good feedback. Well, that's why he's in the 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:12.400 top twenty five. 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:14.600 So he's on this amazing app. 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:16.880 You have introduced us to this amazing new app for 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:20.320 anyone listening who's into beers who did not know it existed, Yeah, 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:21.480 there's anche there for you. 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:24.920 Yeah, but he actually said that Bristoler wasn't all that amazing. 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:27.159 I'm not sure what it's like using it from the 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:29.359 female perspective, and I'll be very interested to hear what. 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:30.240 Yeah, well you could look. 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:34.919 Yeah, but from a nail who's using it, there's a 0:06:34.920 --> 0:06:38.360 lot of like catfishing in bots going on. Oh mate, 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:41.039 it's hilarious. Like usually they waited about sort of like 0:06:41.160 --> 0:06:44.040 three or four sentences before they're like, can't pay your rend, 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:46.080 bah blah blah, and I'm like, ah, here we go. 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:50.240 Yeah. 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:55.320 Oh because me, it's me and I'm stuck in Australia. 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:58.760 I've got nothing but Foster's can can you prepend me 0:06:58.760 --> 0:06:59.840 his two thousand pounds? 0:06:59.839 --> 0:06:59.919 Now? 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:04.840 You know what though, like I'd say, oh god, well, 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:07.480 it's such a niche app you'd be surprised if that happens. 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:09.720 Yeah, I know, but then maybe in a way it's 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:12.160 kind of easier to do it on a really niche app. 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:15.120 Yeah, So, like, are you into body hair and guys? Like, 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:17.239 do you like someone who has like hairy chest wax 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:20.240 chess like like waxed fully down there? 0:07:20.280 --> 0:07:22.040 Like what what's your preference? 0:07:22.920 --> 0:07:24.560 I don't necessarily have a preference. 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:27.480 I'm not obsessed with like really really hairy backs like 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:28.840 that does a bit give me the ech. 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:31.360 I also just like probably if I was gonna say I. 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:33.560 Have a preference, I sound like a fucking man when 0:07:33.600 --> 0:07:35.840 I say this, But if I was gonna have a preference, 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:39.080 it would be like, hell, let's but I sound like 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:41.800 a man. It's funny, Like I actually think it's really 0:07:41.840 --> 0:07:43.480 it is really important to be honest because like I'm 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:45.000 the same and if you hadn't said it there, I 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:45.440 would be. 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:46.720 Like Jesus, that's really harsh. 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:50.360 But probably because I fully wax everything, Yeah that I 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:53.120 just prefer I just feel like quite clean when I 0:07:53.160 --> 0:07:55.280 do that I would prefer that as well, But like 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:57.760 I do think there comes a stage if you're dating 0:07:57.800 --> 0:08:01.080 someone in a relationship where that's probably isn't as important 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:02.400 as it was at the start. 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:04.240 I think that's definitely true. 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:07.200 And you know, it's like, I'm someone I like prefer 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:10.600 myself wax, but I'm so disorganized that often I haven't 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:11.960 had a wax, you know what I mean. Like, I'm 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:14.160 so busy and I find having a wax like takes 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:16.200 like an hour out of my day, So I can't 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:18.160 really chat because sometimes I'll have sex with a hairy, 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:19.160 fucking vagina. 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:20.440 But it's like as. 0:08:20.280 --> 0:08:21.680 Saying what I just said out loud, where I'm like, 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:23.040 you know, I'm like over to everything, but I would 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:24.920 prefer if their hair is Like that's what men say 0:08:24.920 --> 0:08:26.760 all the time. They're like, you know, like I don't 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:28.320 mind it if they have a bush, but I would 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:28.840 prefer if. 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:29.679 They were hairless. 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:31.920 I'm sorry, Can I just say when you introduced the 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:34.960 guy with the beard, because our previous date of all 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:37.480 have been so like out there, I was like I 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:39.120 just automatically thought like he was. 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:43.400 A beard for someone. Uh no, no, he just has 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:46.480 a beard. Oh, thank god, this is right up my streets. Okay, 0:08:46.520 --> 0:08:46.920 let's go. 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:54.480 Is anyone episode you that like Richard Osman? Like who 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:55.520 Richard Osman? 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:57.160 I don't actually know who that is? 0:08:57.360 --> 0:08:59.360 Really say him. 0:08:59.440 --> 0:09:01.400 I've been what I look like a lot of things 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:05.720 like who, mainly sort of like four eyed beauty twat 0:09:05.760 --> 0:09:06.360 and all that kind. 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:08.480 Of so he presents pointless. 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:09.560 Okay. 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:11.920 I get Susan Boil a lot on TikTok. Whenever I 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:14.640 posted on TikTok, people are like, that's Susan. 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:17.160 Boil pre your post massive weight loss because didn't she 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:20.880 sort of like lose quite a bit recently or semi really? 0:09:21.040 --> 0:09:22.920 Okay, are you a biographer? 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:24.240 Yeah? 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:25.280 Did she come to your gym? 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:25.960 Yeah? 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:30.839 Not anymore because being confused for you, so she did. 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:32.959 Wow, that's good. 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:35.719 There you go next time and Boiled. Then you can 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:38.080 just drag out one of those photos in a way. 0:09:38.480 --> 0:09:39.760 That picture it's not loaded. 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:44.679 Yeah, that's that's the one on the right. Yeah yeah 0:09:44.800 --> 0:09:46.440 without I mean, she won't be jumping out of any 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:48.959 cakes anytime soon, but you know, good for it. 0:09:49.600 --> 0:09:51.839 I didn't know who Richard Osmond was either, and so 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:54.040 I looked it up and I actually almost fell off 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:54.360 my chair. 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:58.079 He looks nothing like him, absolutely no, But until. 0:09:57.800 --> 0:09:59.800 I saw this one photo and I went to that 0:09:59.800 --> 0:10:03.240 that because Richindalsman doesn't have a beard usually. 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:06.760 But then I was like, he's giving me Richard and I'm. 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:10.120 Sorry, well, I'm sorry, they do look similar in this. 0:10:10.679 --> 0:10:12.200 But then I felt bad because I was like, you 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:13.800 don't like Riginalsman. And then he was like, what does 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:15.679 he look like? And then we googled him and it's 0:10:15.760 --> 0:10:18.160 like the first few pictures he looked nothing like him. 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:19.480 And then I was like, I'm. 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:21.199 Not gonna argue my point here because I hate it 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:22.439 when people tell me that I look like. 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:25.520 Susan Boyle, not the original. I'm not anyway. 0:10:25.800 --> 0:10:27.560 I'm not going to get into slippery slope here of 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:29.360 comparing richinalds On and Susan boil. 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:42.040 So Ross. 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:47.079 He was like big into beer. He was drinking guinness. 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:49.199 He did keep getting it on his massage. I will 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:51.600 say I wanted to tell him, but I felt like 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:54.959 I can't because we've spoken enough about his beard. 0:10:55.400 --> 0:10:57.120 But he was big into beer, right, and one of 0:10:57.160 --> 0:10:57.880 his side. 0:10:57.720 --> 0:11:00.800 Hustles is he does like tours at this brewer in London, 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:04.040 so he like loved beer. But then we were talking 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:07.280 about Foster's and he was saying that basically when he 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:09.679 came here, he was like, everybody thinks Foster's is like Australian, 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:12.000 but actually it's gone having to do in Australia. And 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:14.720 then he he's always the whole story, not that I 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:16.880 really like give a ship because I've never drunk Fosters 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:19.679 in my life. Can you talk me through the Fosters thing? 0:11:19.760 --> 0:11:21.400 So in Australia, it's like disgusting. 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:24.240 It doesn't exist in Australia. So when you came here, 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:26.160 I bought it all with me. That's why I doesn't 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:30.600 exist in Australia anymore. So. No, so it started off 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:36.160 it was made in Melbourne originally, but funnily enough, it 0:11:36.320 --> 0:11:40.439 stopped being made in Australia around about the nineties because 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:42.880 everyone started drinking it here and no one was drinking 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:44.360 it in Australia, so they just. 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:45.960 They were making it in Australia. 0:11:46.320 --> 0:11:48.679 No would I say it doesn't exist in Australia. 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:51.160 It doesn't exist like at all. 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:53.880 In the slightest bit here on the branding does it 0:11:53.960 --> 0:11:55.760 say it's like says. 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:58.800 From Australia, because that's where it originally came from, but 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:02.439 it's made here in the UK entirely. If you went 0:12:02.480 --> 0:12:06.160 to Australia to go and find a Foster's, first and foremost, 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:08.000 why do you go all the way to Australia. 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:10.000 Just look, foster You've got it in the courner. 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:14.120 Probably wasted a flight. It really doesn't exist. You can't 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:14.920 find it there. 0:12:16.280 --> 0:12:17.160 In England. 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:20.920 Foster's is marketed as this big Australian beer and everybody 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:23.040 thinks like it's the way that you know, we know 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:26.079 Guinness to be Irish was That's how like Foster's is 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:28.360 being marketed. But we're just sold like a huge lie. 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:31.240 Whoa, that was like our fun fact of the day. 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:33.880 I love that shit. Yeah, I love stuff like that. 0:12:34.280 --> 0:12:37.360 So I just like when you talked about having like 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:40.400 phoney beer on his beard. 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:43.480 I really just it's a horrid moment. 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:46.160 Look he's doing fine, he's on that app he is like, 0:12:46.320 --> 0:12:48.720 oh my god, he's probably lows people are into beards. 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:50.640 But yeah, I just find that and look I find 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:52.240 it with anually, even if some of his food and 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:54.840 their hair on their face, I'm like, get that off. No. 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:58.200 Also, you know when someone has beer on their like 0:12:58.360 --> 0:13:01.000 bed or mustache, so they do this thing. Obviously listeners 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:03.320 can't see us, but it's the way they like lick 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:04.200 it off their bed. 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:08.440 But they go like that and it's so proper. Gives 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:08.960 me the egg. 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:17.479 So anyway, but he gave us some wisdom on the fosters. 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:19.840 Then he told me this mad story. 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:20.640 Listen to this. 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:24.280 So this is when I was with my girlfriends. So 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:27.480 we did a year of long distance. Right, you get 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:31.280 involved with like the sending of content and everything like 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:34.240 that because you can't beat them people. At the same time, 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:39.040 you want to be connected with some kind of sexual matter. Obviously, Yeah, 0:13:39.080 --> 0:13:41.360 obviously there was a lot of back and forth in 0:13:41.360 --> 0:13:43.560 that year of long distance, as you would expect, and 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:46.200 then when I came to London, it was all fine, 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:48.800 blah blah blah blah blah. About two years after I 0:13:48.800 --> 0:13:54.280 actually came down, I got a weird Skype call from 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:57.520 the contact I didn't know. I opened it and all 0:13:57.559 --> 0:14:03.120 of a sudden I was bombarded with all of the 0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:05.760 stuff from years and years ago. 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:08.800 Right, so you sent your girlfriend. 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:13.960 Yeah, so I'm watching this screen filler and I'm just like, 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:18.040 the fuck is this? And then they started to send 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:22.680 me screenshots of my Facebook contexts and then they were like, 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:23.880 you need to send us. 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:25.040 How did they getherre? 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:25.600 I don't know. 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:27.640 To this day, I still don't know. And they were like, 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:30.560 you need to send us one thousand pounds right now, 0:14:31.040 --> 0:14:34.840 or we're going to send this to everyone. And I've said, well, 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:36.920 first and foremost, guys, you're out of luck because I 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:40.280 don't have one thousand pounds, So lower your offer and 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:43.120 I'll see what I can do. So they kept saying, okay, well, 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:45.560 have you got five hundred pounds. I'm like nope. But 0:14:45.600 --> 0:14:47.560 I'm like, guys, you really should have picked your target 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:50.960 because I've got fuck all to my name. So I 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:53.480 actually kind of said, look, Matte, you can do this. 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:54.000 Yeah. 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:54.280 Yeah. 0:14:54.960 --> 0:14:56.800 I had a reputation in my hometown. I used to 0:14:56.800 --> 0:14:58.520 be known as the naked guy because I have a 0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:01.400 get drunken nightclubs and just run through the placecas with 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:02.880 my clothes off when I used to work there. 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:04.880 But then they didn't do anything, no. 0:15:04.880 --> 0:15:08.440 Because I all the reading that I sort of did 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:11.360 was like, look, they're just hoping that you will pay them, 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:13.480 because then they know they've got you because they know 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:15.320 you're willing to pay, and they'll say if you pay 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:16.240 us will delete it. 0:15:16.280 --> 0:15:18.400 Yeah, but then they'll ask you again exact yeah. Yeah, 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:18.880 So I was. 0:15:18.920 --> 0:15:21.680 I was slowly shutting down all my social media's right, 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:23.760 and then the last thing I said to them and 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:25.480 they're just like, okay, well you got five minutes. And 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:26.920 I said, you know what, guys, I said, do your 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:29.920 fucking the worst, like you don't scare me, and I'll 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:34.640 blocked them and then just hid my social media is. 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:35.600 For three months. 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:39.680 What a little legend. Oh my god, there's a. 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:42.200 Lot of unpack here, Like I know, Oh my god, 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:43.280 that's like terrifying. 0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:47.240 It's terrifying because how did they access that? It's terrifying. 0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:50.160 No, that has absolutely freaked me out now, No, I know, 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:50.960 I know. 0:15:51.360 --> 0:15:54.920 Because honestly it is really scary and I feel like 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:58.480 I've been quite blase in my life. 0:15:58.320 --> 0:15:59.000 Really with. 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:03.440 See but like you know, like it's also it's obviously 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:06.720 legal for people to share images with their content all 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:07.400 that kind of stuff. 0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:10.520 What if someone hacks into you and gets it all? 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:14.520 That's was I got robed last year, right, like walking 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:16.760 along the street, my phone got taken out of my 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:20.880 hand while it was unlocked. And my phone doesn't lock 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:23.080 because when I do gigs, I always have to have 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:25.600 my phone over to the tech for them to play 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:27.520 music off of it, so I usually just have it 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:29.000 so that it doesn't lock, so they don't need to 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:31.360 know the password for my phone, so my phone doesn't 0:16:31.360 --> 0:16:33.960 lock like after five seconds or whatever. Anyway, this teenage 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:37.320 boy like runs off with my phone and I for 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:39.400 two hours, like I couldn't get home. I was like 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:41.600 on another side of London trying to get back home, 0:16:41.960 --> 0:16:43.760 and I didn't have a card or anything. And the 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:46.760 whole time I was just thinking, like what if this 0:16:46.840 --> 0:16:49.680 teenage boy is like accessing all of my image? Now 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:52.160 I'm sure he didn't because he probably just like he 0:16:52.200 --> 0:16:54.280 turned the location off straight away and turned the phone 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:58.240 off straight away. But it's like so scary, but at 0:16:58.240 --> 0:17:00.520 the same time, like if somebody like leaks my nudes, 0:17:00.560 --> 0:17:02.040 it would be quite on brand for me, and then 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:06.320 I'd make it a huge political like moment, like you know, men. 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:09.360 Abusing women in for a penny, in for but you're 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:11.560 like exactly uses my advantage. 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:14.160 I'm sorry, this is the most interesting date from the story. 0:17:13.840 --> 0:17:17.040 Alone, Like, no, that is crazy that that had happened 0:17:17.080 --> 0:17:17.560 to him. 0:17:17.600 --> 0:17:21.000 Honestly, I know that that's so crazy because it's like 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:23.560 someone accessed his files. But the other thing that I 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:25.760 keep hearing about this happening on dating apps, which is 0:17:25.800 --> 0:17:28.520 obviously very different to this, but still fucked. And this 0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:30.080 happened to my friend, right, So he spoke to the 0:17:30.160 --> 0:17:32.720 scirll in the summer. They'd been like dirty talking. He 0:17:33.040 --> 0:17:35.720 didn't even even send pictures. He just was like dirty 0:17:35.760 --> 0:17:39.080 talking with the scull. Then a few months later he 0:17:39.160 --> 0:17:42.440 got a number, like random number text him like Hey, 0:17:42.600 --> 0:17:46.640 I have all of these screenshots of you sexting like somebody, 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:48.880 and I found your boss and I found your parents 0:17:49.000 --> 0:17:51.000 email and I'm going to send all of the screenshots them. 0:17:51.040 --> 0:17:51.840 And my friend was. 0:17:51.800 --> 0:17:54.119