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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of zeit

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Speaker 1: Trends Can't Jump. Um, that's courtesy of Brian and the

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Speaker 1: Zeitgeist today because that movie being discussed, and that's that's

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Speaker 1: what we call in the business a tease. People. Now,

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Speaker 1: you're not gonna be able to not listen all the

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Speaker 1: way to the end because to find out why is

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Speaker 1: white men can't jump trending? It's bad news. Unda Anyways,

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Speaker 1: I'm Jack. That is Miles Gray, and here are some

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Speaker 1: things that are trending. It's endemic times according to the Zeitgeist,

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Speaker 1: according to you know, just the general general vibes. America's

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Speaker 1: given off. And I get the exhaustion. Based on my

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Speaker 1: policy of believing what people tell me about themselves, I

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Speaker 1: believe that we might not be able to withstand more

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Speaker 1: like harsh lockdowns because people seem very tired of this ship. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying that every time I look at them,

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Speaker 1: every time I hear the endemic ship, I go and

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Speaker 1: check the numbers, and we're like right in the middle.

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Speaker 1: We're right in the middle of like where we've been

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Speaker 1: throughout the history of this Like Death's definitely like right

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Speaker 1: in the middle. Cases we just got over a big,

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Speaker 1: massive peak. Yeah, and that that's in the US, and

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Speaker 1: worldwide deaths are probably a little bit above the middle

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Speaker 1: since the start of the pandemic, and cases are still

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Speaker 1: coming down from a peak, but they're coming down, so

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Speaker 1: that's the thing. They're coming down, right, and coming down

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Speaker 1: from a just massive, massive high. So yeah, I don't know, man,

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Speaker 1: It's like I think there's a narrative that I heard

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Speaker 1: right one Amicron hit where people were like, this is

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Speaker 1: this is the thing that ends it. It's a less

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Speaker 1: deadly version it. You know, we'll expose everyone to the

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Speaker 1: disease and then we're through because like, not everyone's gonna die.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's gonna get it, but not everyone's gonna die. Look,

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Speaker 1: not everyone's gonna die. People are still dying a lot.

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Speaker 1: And also there's no evidence that there's not another strain

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Speaker 1: coming for our asses. So I don't know. It's just well,

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Speaker 1: it also, like you said, it feels like this it's

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Speaker 1: like just a massive campaign to get people to feel

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Speaker 1: like there we're out of the woods or somehow that

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Speaker 1: it's okay. Now what we're like how everything's like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: take your masks off, just fucking throw them away, don't

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Speaker 1: need them. Everything's fine, don't look at the numbers exactly

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Speaker 1: and analyze them or compare them like you just did.

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Speaker 1: But it feels like this huge push from like many

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Speaker 1: different sides to kind of like put it in the

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Speaker 1: air that we're done with whatever. This is the worst

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Speaker 1: way to put it in the air in my opinion.

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Speaker 1: Um yeah, Its just and I don't I don't necessarily

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Speaker 1: think it's a top down thing where it's like corporation

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Speaker 1: In America more than other countries, tends to be a

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Speaker 1: place where we will manifest our own reality through just

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Speaker 1: sheer tyranny of will. And I feel like we're kind

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Speaker 1: of seeing that combined with what's good for business is

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Speaker 1: good for America type thing. Um so yeah, but like

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Speaker 1: you said, it's a combination of the people, like the

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Speaker 1: energy levels already, like we're fucking done please, which, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we get it, we've been. Life has been altered like

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Speaker 1: irreversibly for years now. Um. But the other side of it,

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Speaker 1: it's like we're getting encouragement from the media and like

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Speaker 1: politicians to be like yeah right, ship's over right, Yeah right,

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Speaker 1: pretty pretty much It's like feels like that friend that's

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Speaker 1: like trying to encourage us to do something bad. We're like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're just yeah, we're kind of into it, but we

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Speaker 1: don't need encouragement. What we need is also some other

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Speaker 1: way to look at this, give people perspective, or just

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Speaker 1: support people so they're not associating, you know, locking down

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Speaker 1: with oh my money is gone, I have no recourse

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Speaker 1: right right. That's what got some trouble in the first place, Miles,

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Speaker 1: because then you got labor movements, you got people, Um,

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Speaker 1: what's next. Well, I'll tell you what's next. They just

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Speaker 1: raise prices and then have massive profits and it's called inflation.

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Speaker 1: So it's their fault. Um, all right. So that's just

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Speaker 1: a little check in on the COVID front. That's fun

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Speaker 1: now actually fun. So as you know, I've been a

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Speaker 1: bit of a wordal fans past these past weeks, and

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Speaker 1: they have also been like wordal clone games. People were

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Speaker 1: sharing a one that had like profanities there. I said it,

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, I like that, you know, like uh potty

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Speaker 1: wordle I think is one's calling it now? I have

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Speaker 1: Throw Throw U is a game where you get to

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Speaker 1: I'm off quartal just like happy to do a game

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Speaker 1: of day back to word all, and then they pull

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Speaker 1: me back in with purdle Um. Now it's not spelled

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Speaker 1: It is the name of the seven ft one spur

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Speaker 1: center that John Morant just you know, nearly decapitated. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just dunked over in a game a couple of nights ago.

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Speaker 1: And this game is the game where you like put

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Speaker 1: in the name of an NBA player, has nothing to

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Speaker 1: do with spelling, don't worry. So my starter was Joel Embiid,

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Speaker 1: not the prisingly. And then it tells you like a

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Speaker 1: and then like getting clues, they gave you closer and

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Speaker 1: I had not thought to take this outside of the

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Speaker 1: world of spelling, and this is this is great, Like

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Speaker 1: this makes me think there's there's a whole future of

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Speaker 1: these sorts of this model of rames where you do

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Speaker 1: random gas working towards a set mystery answer like this.

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Speaker 1: This immediately made me want a movie version of this.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I, uh what's that first second when you

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Speaker 1: said purtle, I thought it was like like Neil Pert

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Speaker 1: a Rush based word game. But no, yeah, there is

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Speaker 1: one that's just based on yelled peurdle. Uh that's just

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Speaker 1: like his Uh yeah, tell tell me all the other ones. Actually,

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Speaker 1: time off. It's just like then I'm going to start obsessing,

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Speaker 1: Like I gotta fucking like really start nayland these. You know,

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Speaker 1: you just doodle the answer and then you put it

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Speaker 1: in I told you you just cheat and then I'll

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Speaker 1: come back with the report after the weekend. Uh yeah, wordle,

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Speaker 1: purdle and quartle. If you're if you're really if you're

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Speaker 1: I'm not speaking from personal experience. Tom Hanks is trending.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever listened to The Dead Eyes the podcast?

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Speaker 1: There's a podcast by a comedian who I think knows

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Speaker 1: out of it. Rat Lift. It's Connor rat Lift, super

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Speaker 1: presumably especially if you're an actor, hearing it from our

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Speaker 1: Tom Hanks's movies. Anyways, big news, Tom Hanks will be

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Speaker 1: coming on his show to talk to to hash it out. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so check out Dead Eyes and then get ready for

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Speaker 1: him to really nail. Tom Hanks is asked to the wall.

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Speaker 1: You know, that's like what exactly what you want in

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Speaker 1: a podcast is there's like an ending, not to say

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Speaker 1: It reminds me of Mystery Show when they try and

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Speaker 1: find out how tall Jake Jillen Hall was. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: then there's actual encounters with Jake Jillen Hall with this.

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Speaker 1: I like when people get to confront the I don't

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Speaker 1: There was a Twitter thread earlier today where somebody put

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Speaker 1: out the question what is one food you ate as

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Speaker 1: a kid and won't eat as an adult. People are

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Speaker 1: coming through with answers like hamburger helper. I think Hamburger

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Speaker 1: made me realize that I h have not phased anything

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Speaker 1: I really eat everything. I ate Tuna helper the other day,

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Speaker 1: I like it. I've eaten entire pots of Kraft mac

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Speaker 1: and cheese, like to the dome. I'm who Kraft mac

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Speaker 1: to learn why White Man Can't Jump? Is trending? Uh No,

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Speaker 1: it's trending because they're doing a remake of the movie.

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Speaker 1: does he have the Woody Harrelson charisma? Because Woody Harrelson,

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Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves,

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