Speaker 1: This is the first time I've had like this level
Speaker 1: of a problem.
Speaker 2: Oh is it?
Speaker 1: I mean that I'm aware of Yeah, yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 1: I'm usually pretty oblivious about these things.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of things that don't reach your desk, Jack,
Speaker 2: because of your general demeanor. He's not going to be
Speaker 2: able to handle this. No, we're going to have to
Speaker 2: handle this in the early mornings before he shows up.
Speaker 1: He is gonna intercepting the newspaper on my front. He's
Speaker 1: not gonna like this one people. No, hey, babe, the
Speaker 1: newspaper has got holes in it again today.
Speaker 2: Do not let him see the paper.
Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three point fifty four,
Speaker 1: Episode four of Trnilly's Guys, a production of iHeart Radio.
Speaker 1: Was I coming in too hot? There?
Speaker 2: Mild? You were coming in mild?
Speaker 1: Coming coming in mildly hot? Could he could have come
Speaker 1: coming in warm?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Hey.
Speaker 1: This is the podcast where we take a deep dab
Speaker 1: into america shared consciousness. And it is Friday, September sixth,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3: Oh man, what a great day, What a great day.
Speaker 2: It's hot.
Speaker 3: The old ninety six, it's the old nine to six,
Speaker 3: the reverse six nine. We're here it's also known for
Speaker 3: old people. That's right, yeah, oh no ninety six not
Speaker 3: with my hips back. It's also National ice Cream Day,
Speaker 3: National Coffee ice Cream Day, apologies, National read a book Day,
Speaker 3: National Food Bank Day, and shout out to the late
Speaker 3: great Handiballecter because it's National Kiyanti Day.
Speaker 2: Wasn't wasn't It's like.
Speaker 1: A nice ki Yeah, he's going to have his liver
Speaker 1: with some nice faba beans and.
Speaker 3: I believe yeah, anyway, there it is the late great
Speaker 3: handle Elector.
Speaker 1: Well to make this about my favorite movie. Coffee ice
Speaker 1: cream is what Michael Brody asks for after coming face
Speaker 1: to face with the Shark and Jaws in that and
Speaker 1: I always thought that was weird. What what kind of
Speaker 1: child's favorite ice cream is coffee?
Speaker 2: They just took you out of the movie.
Speaker 1: You're like, fuck this, And that's why it's no longer
Speaker 1: my favorite bubby wore. My name's Jack O'Brien aka Potatoes O'Brien. Wow,
Speaker 1: didn't have time to find an aka love that passion
Speaker 1: holes in my wall. Because we're doing this as like
Speaker 1: a video experiment, maybe in a week you'll be able
Speaker 1: to go watch this on a YouTube channel.
Speaker 3: I know you guys loved hearing how uncomfortable we were
Speaker 3: and just only being able.
Speaker 2: To hear that.
Speaker 3: But now you can see the awkwardness with your own eyes.
Speaker 1: I've just been working on my posture so that you
Speaker 1: guys think, oh shit, the pea, oh my god, just cracked.
Speaker 1: That is why I said that. Here you're down here
Speaker 1: and we're up here. I'm thrilled to be joined as
Speaker 1: always by my co host.
Speaker 2: It's mister Miles Grass, Miles Gray aka roll Out. I
Speaker 2: got my tiktalk.
Speaker 4: Holdie, I watched that I Stout rolling he caught that
Speaker 4: is a max phony. He's still old that he fouled bankruptcy.
Speaker 4: Don't do that, okay. Shout out to Jim Book on
Speaker 4: the discord there, Jimboku or Jim.
Speaker 2: I don't know how how how you want to pronounce that.
Speaker 3: I'm giving it a little bit of a Japanese flare,
Speaker 3: So thank you for that. Ludicros Aka, it was weird
Speaker 3: to talking about Ludacris and then he threw the pitch
Speaker 3: out at the Braves game with his prosthetic arms.
Speaker 1: Yeah wow, wow, true genius.
Speaker 2: Like what and how do you do?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: How is his accuracy with those big no I just
Speaker 1: saw a photo.
Speaker 3: He got it to home plate, like and the and
Speaker 3: you know, the guy who was catching kind of had
Speaker 3: to dig it out, but it surprisingly got there pretty
Speaker 3: on target.
Speaker 2: So I'm not gonna. I can't really, I can't lie.
Speaker 2: I can't cast his persions on his throne.
Speaker 1: I love First of all, you love to cast dis versions.
Speaker 1: I love to cast a person, so it's wild that
Speaker 1: you can't all that you suddenly suddenly I shan't cast.
Speaker 2: I shan't.
Speaker 1: But I love the giant like this trend. The giant
Speaker 1: baseball hat was our first, you know that when people
Speaker 1: were like rocking those in the post game, like but
Speaker 1: but now like giant shoes with giant arms. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: what's next?
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: Let's text my teeth fall out of my mouth and
Speaker 3: I'm making in school. It's like a weird dream.
Speaker 1: Miles. We are thrilled to be joined in our third
Speaker 1: seat by a brilliant comedian, writer, actor who's brought you
Speaker 1: comedy albums such as the Blake album, Stuffed Boy, Live
Speaker 1: from the Pandemic, Remouthing the words along with Me his
Speaker 1: newest special day Long Legs, which you can go watch
Speaker 1: right now on YouTube and you must go watch it.
Speaker 1: The coiner of the disgusting phrase plumpers to describe his
Speaker 1: juicy thighs is juicy philly above the knees steaks. Please welcome,
Speaker 1: the hilarious, the chaotic, the riding in an incumbent bike
Speaker 1: in short shorts. It's a recumbent bike. Oh no, the
Speaker 1: riding a recumbent bike in short shorts.
Speaker 2: It's Blake wex Liann Bird. This is Blake Wexler AKA.
Speaker 2: I never thought igeist alone, but I'm sick and tired
Speaker 2: of Miles is tone. I tried discord for an AKA,
Speaker 2: but fuck forgot my login. I'm a silly duck. Jack
Speaker 2: takes his time, he never hurries up. He's not pro choice,
Speaker 2: and I've had it. My plumpers are pressed against my schwang.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry for this song. That was producer Victor
Speaker 2: song by Blake one.
Speaker 1: Wow, wow, wow.
Speaker 2: You did it. And by the way, I do want
Speaker 2: to thank first of all YouTube for having me on,
Speaker 2: and then the band YouTube and also Jack and Miles,
Speaker 2: and I do want to thank Ludicrous for using my
Speaker 2: legs for arms while throwing out for that pitch. Would
Speaker 2: you go out? I generally yeah, go ahead, Would you.
Speaker 3: Just try and go out just with gigantic legs and
Speaker 3: keep everything else normal?
Speaker 2: I feel like that's just kind of a funny. Yo.
Speaker 2: This centaur just pulled up on the picture's mount ready
Speaker 2: hairless and naturally hairless centaur. Few things more disgusting smooth
Speaker 2: centaur and naturally hairless sent what you mean?
Speaker 3: But yeah, did you be put off by a smooth So?
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm don't know, if I'm like,
Speaker 3: i'd gotta have hair if it's a set tar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think hair, I get I guess I would
Speaker 1: a hairless horse look that much different other than color?
Speaker 1: It would be like a pink yeah, has looks well.
Speaker 1: Dogs don't have their hair pressed against their skin the
Speaker 1: way a horse. The horse is not like working with
Speaker 1: that much hair.
Speaker 2: Right, My hair is pressed against when I cuddle them.
Speaker 2: When I cuddle them.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, actually hairless word, they just kind of look pink.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just pink horses. Oh all right, and that's
Speaker 1: what the chapel runs songs about the pink So God,
Speaker 1: I'm so good with learning a song and then finding
Speaker 1: a way to stick it into my conversation. There it is, Blake,
Speaker 1: we are unfortunately going to get to know you out
Speaker 1: of unfortunately out of time.
Speaker 2: So thank you.
Speaker 1: We're going to get to know you a little bit
Speaker 1: better in a moment. First stick a couple of the
Speaker 1: things we're talking about today. We're going to talk about Flagstock.
Speaker 1: Ever heard of it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. Oh you haven't, na?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: Is this a thing on the right? I had not
Speaker 1: heard of it?
Speaker 2: Oh, no it is.
Speaker 3: It was a big deal and it and and it
Speaker 3: was an even bigger deal when it happened.
Speaker 2: That's why we got to talk about it. Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 1: The beginning of Groove is in the Heart, except without
Speaker 1: the up part. It just went and that Yeah, none
Speaker 1: of the wow.
Speaker 2: Is that such a dated reference? Now groove is in
Speaker 2: the Yeah? So I don't think it was ever of
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: Do you hear that groove is in the heart reference?
Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck told you he was.
Speaker 1: We're going to talk about Jesse Waters like working on
Speaker 1: his stand up material and sticking with a joke that
Speaker 1: like doesn't work, but he doesn't have like his only
Speaker 1: audience as producers like our show giving him polite laughter.
Speaker 1: So he's just yeah, yeah, and I know a thing
Speaker 1: or two about this. So he's just riding with his
Speaker 1: joke about his observation. This is his observational comedy routine
Speaker 1: about how straws aren't manly and neither his soup. Did
Speaker 1: you did you see that part? At the end of
Speaker 1: the clip, he also talks about, Yeah, I went deep
Speaker 1: on this man straw. Yeah, water straw theory.
Speaker 2: Is that why you're eating soup with a for earlier? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I chug it and put it in
Speaker 1: a beer Bongkun.
Speaker 2: Comes out of the podcast.
Speaker 1: By the way, now that there will be a video
Speaker 1: component to this show, we will be incorporating other genres
Speaker 1: of YouTube videos such as muck bang. I'll go, I'll
Speaker 1: be chugging soup. Okay, great, yeah great. We won't really
Speaker 1: be talking about it, but I'm going to bring it
Speaker 1: up right here. Have you noticed that the mainstream media
Speaker 1: has started there? Uh oh, here comes Trump like without
Speaker 1: really any polling evidence, but more like if you look
Speaker 1: at where he was in the polls before, like just
Speaker 1: you know, anything to make it seem.
Speaker 2: Like it's close.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, the one thing they could just
Speaker 3: be like is like who cares about the polls? Because
Speaker 3: they sometimes they're really off, like rather than yeah, yeah
Speaker 3: faking like here he comes. He's like, I don't know
Speaker 3: if the polls set a lot of stuff over the years.
Speaker 3: Yeah that didn't come true, but hey, who knows.
Speaker 1: The people working on the Harris campaign seem like they
Speaker 1: are maybe bad at their jobs. I think that's probably
Speaker 1: the story to be telling right now. Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: an inept campaign being run against Donald Trump, and so
Speaker 1: we all still might be totally fucked. Anyways, that's not
Speaker 1: from a story we'll be talking about. That's just from
Speaker 1: what's happening. Spirit Halloween has revealed a couple of costumes
Speaker 1: that we want to talk about, Skimbity, Toilet, Chipotle something
Speaker 1: or other brand, and we will of course say r
Speaker 1: I P for now to Havana syndrome.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, not you too. Did they did they
Speaker 2: get rid of the cannon? Did they find them the.
Speaker 1: Sound the sound cannons? They still still no sound cannons, Blake.
Speaker 2: So this is I don't even know why I do this.
Speaker 1: I don't know. If you just hop you get there
Speaker 1: for the day that they finally discover the sound cannons.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 3: We're not talking about AI, We're not talking about Havana syndrome.
Speaker 3: We're not talking about the coal gas study. Do we
Speaker 3: even have a fucking show anymore?
Speaker 2: So what are we talking about? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Hey, that's up to you. This is the part where
Speaker 1: we just lean on your eggs.
Speaker 2: By asking you.
Speaker 1: But this is the part where we lean on your
Speaker 1: ample ample bass by asking you.
Speaker 2: What is something?
Speaker 1: Blake Wexler from your sir chistory?
Speaker 2: So what if I thought this was helpful for the
Speaker 2: video or I.
Speaker 1: That good? Have you ever seen an old guy like
Speaker 1: in a photograph? Do that do the rock on the
Speaker 1: like I've seen old guys. I think it's like a
Speaker 1: some sort of like fraternity thing.
Speaker 2: Oh that's what the Freemasons of Pasadena what we do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like a Mason thing. Yeah, Blake, Sir Chistory,
Speaker 1: what's going on?
Speaker 2: Well, you already asked that, but yeah, I will answer
Speaker 2: it now. I will now answer it. I was looking
Speaker 2: up blue light and for my glass, for glasses because,
Speaker 2: as we discussed last time, I'm sure you know a
Speaker 2: lot of people have been covering You've been following a
Speaker 2: play by play on what's going on with my glasses?
Speaker 2: I got them fixed, but I need new lenses, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, should I pay for blue light? That was
Speaker 2: the search? Should I pay for blue light protection glasses?
Speaker 2: Blue blockers? Blue blockers is what they're called. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: not to be is with beta blockers, which is what
Speaker 2: us alphas do out of the bar to keep you
Speaker 2: smaller men away from our women. But so do you
Speaker 2: need them? The answer is, like everything it seems like,
Speaker 2: I look up inconclusive, the American Ophthalmology Association or something
Speaker 2: ninety eight percent similar to what I just said, says
Speaker 2: there's no proof that they help because there's no necessarily
Speaker 2: there isn't necessarily proof that they The bluelight causes strain
Speaker 2: on like a sort of strain on your eyes that
Speaker 2: the lenses can help with. But the article did also
Speaker 2: recommend I think it's like a twenty twenty twenty rule
Speaker 2: or something where every twenty minutes you're staring at your
Speaker 2: laptop or screen, look away and stare at like something
Speaker 2: twenty feet away for twenty seconds was what the rule was,
Speaker 2: which helps your eyes kind of reset and take the strain.
Speaker 3: I'm inside of a closet and yeah, you're not gonna
Speaker 3: there's nothing to feed away that I could look at
Speaker 3: that isn't a screen at this point.
Speaker 1: Okay, for all those workers working out in a corn
Speaker 1: field somewhere on a planet, that was from a suburban
Speaker 1: remote workers dot net is where I got that new
Speaker 1: story from.
Speaker 2: But that was that was my search. So I think
Speaker 2: I'm just not going to pay for it. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be cheap.
Speaker 1: And I mean, I've definitely heard the wellness thing about
Speaker 1: blue light being something that keeps us up at night
Speaker 1: or like sends a yeah, so that that's what I
Speaker 1: thought you were talking about. But you were just talking
Speaker 1: about having your eyes strained, having them like worn out.
Speaker 2: Correct the sleep thing. I do believe everyone's on the
Speaker 2: same page saying it's bad to look at blue light
Speaker 2: before you sleep. So but in terms of for the
Speaker 2: rest of the day in kungclusive, well, yeah, you didn't
Speaker 2: like that. You didn't like that. You know, sometimes you
Speaker 2: don't need to add advice to something. You can just
Speaker 2: say something and move on. I like that you're doing
Speaker 2: the Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like when Homer got the laser eye surgery and they're like,
Speaker 3: mister Simpson, you need to drop so your eyes will
Speaker 3: crust over and he's like, yeah, there you go with
Speaker 3: the add ons and then.
Speaker 1: His eyes just like visibly crust over.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the blue blockers, yeah, I get it. I
Speaker 3: mean I also considered something like that too, but then
Speaker 3: when I realized it's more just like about light pollution
Speaker 3: than eyestrain, and I don't need.
Speaker 1: Classes, but they do it to look So you just
Speaker 1: decided instead of wearing the glasses to take down the system.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, from the inside. That works every time.
Speaker 1: What blake is something that you think is underrated.
Speaker 2: Watching nature shows before you go to bed. Now, this
Speaker 2: is the same issue as the blue light. So it's
Speaker 2: a trade off. But I will sacrifice the blue light, okay,
Speaker 2: because sometimes I don't. I honestly have a book that
Speaker 2: I enjoy reading right now and I never will wow,
Speaker 2: And I you know, and I was. I was reading
Speaker 2: Norm MacDonald's book and it was making me laugh so
Speaker 2: hard before I would go to bed, I couldn't sleep,
Speaker 2: so I had to stop reading it. But I do
Speaker 2: recommend watching like nat Geo shows or whatever it is,
Speaker 2: and like keeping your phone away from you because that
Speaker 2: really there's like a peacefulness for any non polar bear
Speaker 2: related show, you know, any ocean show. It just really
Speaker 2: like zends me out while I'm watching it. So there's
Speaker 2: a guy named like Bertie Gregory who's a host, and
Speaker 2: he's this little english Man boy almost I don't know.
Speaker 2: He might be fourteen years old. I don't know how
Speaker 2: he's hosting the show, but he's fantastic. Name is Bertie
Speaker 2: like a bird with a y on the end? No,
Speaker 2: like bert but worse. Okay, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Thought it's like, I'm Bertie Gregory.
Speaker 2: Okay, Bertie Gregory. Yeah, I'm just watching cartoons to get
Speaker 2: this show.
Speaker 1: Four children, by any chance are we?
Speaker 2: That is interesting. There is a studio audience exclusively made
Speaker 2: up of three and four year old so it might
Speaker 2: that might be what I'm watching. Wow.
Speaker 3: But then he's got this pig friend who's also from
Speaker 3: the UK named Pepa.
Speaker 2: It's kind of cool, like international. That's interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: And there's a mother and a oh yeah, and the
Speaker 2: brother's smaller. No, you're right, it is Pepa pig. I
Speaker 2: highly recommend watching that nature that's to go to bed.
Speaker 2: What is something you think is overrated? I'm done with
Speaker 2: the summer. I think we've fucked the earth to the
Speaker 2: point where it's the worst season.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: I know people will go on vacation during the It's
Speaker 2: just bad. It's just I would much rather be in
Speaker 2: freezing temperatures in the winter because you can layer up
Speaker 2: than deal with being hot. And I know you all
Speaker 2: are getting a big heat wave now or soon, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm so done with the summer. Getting the first cold
Speaker 2: day in on the East Coast is like the nicest thing.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Oh good, I don't have to sweat twenty
Speaker 2: four hours a day. How far if I don't want to?
Speaker 2: How far off are you from that day? Though? On
Speaker 2: the East Coast, it's been fifties at night, like high
Speaker 2: fifties for the past few days. Yeah, it's been high
Speaker 2: eight rate at night. Yeah, it so brutal. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: last thing at night. When I moved to LA I
Speaker 2: thought that air conditioning was like forty five dollars a
Speaker 2: minute to run, and so my roommate and my roommate
Speaker 2: was also an idiot, so we didn't get it for
Speaker 2: like two years. And there were times when it would
Speaker 2: be one hundred you know that that's stretching late September
Speaker 2: early October, where it's just in the like one tens
Speaker 2: every single day. And I was, of course unemployed, so
Speaker 2: I would, like almost like a hippo, go into the
Speaker 2: shower and like splash water on my body, get cool off,
Speaker 2: like cold water, get out and do that multiple times
Speaker 2: a day.
Speaker 1: And then fan shit just everywhere around you like a hippos.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then I would put a whole watermelon in
Speaker 2: my mouth and crush it in front of a bunch
Speaker 2: of a bunch.
Speaker 1: Of amazed, odd children.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they loved it. I would do it with a
Speaker 2: pumpkin during the fall. Slash h am I hippo, Peppa hippo.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I missed everything because there was another what
Speaker 2: you said about pumpkins, but it's okay, David s pumpkins.
Speaker 3: Ups the thing I would do, uh when I was
Speaker 3: because also famously, for some reason, Asian moms don't like
Speaker 3: air conditioning either, so I grew up also believing that
Speaker 3: it was forty five dollars a second that like sometimes
Speaker 3: you just ring out, I would. I would soak a
Speaker 3: bath towel and water and then ring it out and
Speaker 3: then use that as like a blanket because that, like
Speaker 3: the very wet towel created a nice you know, insulating
Speaker 3: layer to keep my body cool. That's really funny that
Speaker 3: you would wear a wet a wet towel as a
Speaker 3: cooling blanket. Where I had the opposite issue where we
Speaker 3: lived in like this townhouse, and I had where I
Speaker 3: my bedroom was was like air conditioned, finished attic, like
Speaker 3: really like a great place to like sleep, but it
Speaker 3: didn't have heat up there. So in the winter I
Speaker 3: would it was like a nice room, but I would
Speaker 3: have to wear like a coat to bed, like in
Speaker 3: the winter when I was home from like college, and
Speaker 3: quilts and also to add like what really made it
Speaker 3: a sad visual is that I was sleeping alone in
Speaker 3: a bunk bed too, because we just never got to
Speaker 3: do a bed for me. So yeah, when I was
Speaker 3: home from school, I would be in a coat, shivering
Speaker 3: in a bunk bed, but in a nice townhouse, right
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 1: It was already a very sad visual.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Okay, even.
Speaker 3: Though you set it up it was such a nice attic,
Speaker 3: but then the second you added trench coat, I'm like
Speaker 3: picturing some like turn of the century Russian novel where
Speaker 3: it's like, you.
Speaker 1: Know, you got like shivering in my coat. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: in the attic.
Speaker 2: The tin plates that they would pass through the little
Speaker 2: doggy hole in the door for me to, you know,
Speaker 2: with the mush on it, those would get cleared out
Speaker 2: pretty quickly, so it's it's not as sad as a problem.
Speaker 3: It wasn't a problem. They cleared up, the cleared up
Speaker 3: my tin plates real quick, real quick.
Speaker 1: As three raccoons I lived up there with didn't get
Speaker 1: to it first.
Speaker 2: And they got handsy. Yeah, they And I do want
Speaker 2: to say for if anyone ever sees the visual of this,
Speaker 2: which seems less and less likely, we're working it out. Folks.
Speaker 2: Moving to New York next week, so by wall, we're moving.
Speaker 2: I'm not as psychotic as everything that I've said so
Speaker 2: far on this program would lead you to believe.
Speaker 3: It look like you're just squatting. Really, but it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: I know, I know the truth.
Speaker 2: We know that I bring my own Wi Fi router
Speaker 2: with me everywhere I squat and it's high speed. Yeah
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come
Speaker 1: back and learn what flagstock is.
Speaker 2: We're back. We're back.
Speaker 1: Why flagstock?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So did flagstock just happen? Flagstock happened on fucking Labor Day?
Speaker 1: Right? Oh?
Speaker 2: Hell yeah?
Speaker 3: So I know you probably okay, you may not remember
Speaker 3: hearing about flagstock, But you probably remember so last spring,
Speaker 3: right when like there are a ton of pro palest
Speaker 3: Indian like protests happening on campuses. There was this moment
Speaker 3: at unc Chapel Hill that like warmed the hearts of
Speaker 3: conservative media when all these frat guys like rallied around
Speaker 3: the American flag to like keep it from touching the ground,
Speaker 3: and they're like, oh, I can't touch.
Speaker 2: The ground, dude.
Speaker 3: They were trying to put a Palestinian flag up.
Speaker 2: We're gonna hold this flag and.
Speaker 3: We honor it to make sure it doesn't touch the ground.
Speaker 3: That kicked off like this whole thing where they're like,
Speaker 3: look at these like young men who like really understand,
Speaker 3: like what's at stake here in this country.
Speaker 2: So brave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the rally on the side of the country therein
Speaker 1: totally I mean totally yeah, rally around the universal symbol
Speaker 1: for oppression at the moment.
Speaker 3: But anyway, these guys were the darlings of conservative media
Speaker 3: for like a week. But during that week, right this
Speaker 3: gop operative guy named John Noonan set up a go
Speaker 3: fund me to be like we should thank these young
Speaker 3: men and throw these rat boys in epic rager like
Speaker 3: that they'll remember forever. That shit raised over five hundred
Speaker 3: thousand dollars. Okay, during the course of the go this
Speaker 3: is this is how they described the fucking event. Quote
Speaker 3: Kami Losers across the country have invaded college campuses to
Speaker 3: make dumb demands of weak university administrators. But amidst the chaos,
Speaker 3: the screaming, the anti Semitism, the hatred of faith and flag,
Speaker 3: stood a platoon of American heroes, armored in vineyard vines
Speaker 3: and patagonia, fueled by Zin and White clause.
Speaker 2: Did he start making fun of them at this point?
Speaker 2: I don't. This is where it gets weird.
Speaker 3: Fueled by Zin and White Clause, these triumphant brohemians protected
Speaker 3: old glory from the unwashed Marxist horde, laughing at their
Speaker 3: shrieks and whales, and shielding the stars and stripes from
Speaker 3: Soviet missiles. Soviet missiles, I think, I mean, maybe they're
Speaker 3: using the term when people throw things that's like a
Speaker 3: projectile from a crowd, like sometimes they call it like
Speaker 3: a missile or whatever in a technical sense. But I again,
Speaker 3: he's evoking a lot of cool stuff with words that
Speaker 3: don't make sense anymore if you actually look at the meanings.
Speaker 3: But all that to say, he got he got this
Speaker 3: gofund me fucking cracking. So once the funds were secured,
Speaker 3: the organizers they reached out to the frats and it
Speaker 3: kind of all went basically downhill from there. Like a
Speaker 3: lot of Frats are like, this kind of isn't like
Speaker 3: a great look for us to like be involved in this.
Speaker 2: It just feels like very right wing.
Speaker 3: And I get like some of the guys were there
Speaker 3: for you know, protecting the flag, but it's funny some
Speaker 3: of the guys were like, I didn't really do this
Speaker 3: like as like a Republican thing.
Speaker 2: I just I just knew you couldn't let the flag
Speaker 2: touch the ground.
Speaker 3: So I'm not really here for like I'm not really
Speaker 3: trying to go to like a Republican event.
Speaker 1: But it's like, oh you he's sweet, sweet boy.
Speaker 3: That's exactly what they've become, these like raga heroes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so they really they thought this thing was gonna be
Speaker 3: like in the fucking thousands right in terms of attendance,
Speaker 3: And as they were talking to the Frat guys, they're like, dude,
Speaker 3: we're gonna have like seven thousand people there. It's gonna
Speaker 3: be wild the frat frat guys like, but like the money, like,
Speaker 3: what what are you gonna do with like the five
Speaker 3: hundred thousand, Like, dude, it's gonna go to make the
Speaker 3: sickest party for you guys. And some of them were like,
Speaker 3: could we like maybe like it might be better spent
Speaker 3: like improving our own frat houses, or maybe it's even
Speaker 3: like donating it to like a charitable cause, because it's
Speaker 3: not that like we were down and out and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you just shut the buck up, man, We're gonna have
Speaker 3: sublime with Rome there and Big and Rich and Cowboy
Speaker 3: Troy you fuck with.
Speaker 1: So so it's like a cool kid accidentally like looked
Speaker 1: at them and they were like, we're actually super tight
Speaker 1: based on that, and I'm throwing the sickest party at
Speaker 1: my house for them.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They were their birthday and presumably.
Speaker 3: That went really well and not was not of course,
Speaker 3: so they said seven thousand tickets, but then they they
Speaker 3: held like the details were held so closely like guarded
Speaker 3: that people didn't know the venue until the day of
Speaker 3: and something like what they thought was going to be
Speaker 3: seven thousand. Then they're like, sorry, we only were handed
Speaker 3: out like three thousand tickets. About two hundred people showed
Speaker 3: up total, and they said it kind of basically got
Speaker 3: down to about one point fifty is where it sort
Speaker 3: of like leveled out too once people were like, what
Speaker 3: the fuck is this? But it's also like all the
Speaker 3: details of this are so fucking wild, because again this
Speaker 3: is like some boomer maga dudes like idea of what
Speaker 3: a fucking raizer is. So they had an ice luge
Speaker 3: in the VIP section for the broletariat that was exalted
Speaker 3: and and you know, this whole event was in honor
Speaker 3: of They also had like, you know, lawn games with
Speaker 3: like fucking customized logos or whatever. Still not sure where
Speaker 3: the five hundred thousand dollars went. One of the music acts,
Speaker 3: Big and Rich. They begged people to come, like on Twitter,
Speaker 3: they're like, guys, you gotta come. The mystery spot has
Speaker 3: been revealed.
Speaker 2: It's free.
Speaker 3: Please come through see Lee Greenwood US and other sixty
Speaker 3: year old people perform for young college people. And you know,
Speaker 3: how did the event go? Well, why don't you tell
Speaker 3: me why? I show you this clip you caught me
Speaker 3: fuck wad and tell me how fucking sick.
Speaker 2: This that is?
Speaker 1: I met that on the edge of my seat here
Speaker 1: I all just build up. It sounds like it's gonna
Speaker 1: be so awesome.
Speaker 2: There's a flyover.
Speaker 3: There's a flyover the most just the most out of
Speaker 3: tune guitar like a national anthem. It goes on this
Speaker 3: like a minute clip where they just kind of jump
Speaker 3: through the low lights of the whole thing.
Speaker 5: Show our love for the United States of America.
Speaker 1: Look at this crowd, dude, the crowd iss.
Speaker 2: Progesters tearing down.
Speaker 1: Oh glory.
Speaker 3: There's like an old guy who's like lost in the crowd,
Speaker 3: who's like what it was like in a VFW.
Speaker 2: Is he the one with the microphone?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: No, he was the guy if you go back a
Speaker 2: few seconds, he's.
Speaker 3: The guy in very high pants with his shirt tucked in,
Speaker 3: who has like a very skeletal old man figure. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you'll see anyway, you saw it earlier anyway. So they're
Speaker 3: like there's a ton of like monologue, like they're like
Speaker 3: eulogizing these guys and playing all this like footage of
Speaker 3: them holding the flag. Then there's like this one moment
Speaker 3: where this guy comes on to do like the u
Speaker 3: NC fights. It's also just very again, dude, a sick
Speaker 3: ass razor. When you have a fifty eight year old
Speaker 3: dude go up there to fucking turn the party up.
Speaker 2: You he goes the hell dude, Is that what he said? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's that's the end.
Speaker 3: They gotta gotta you gotta cap it off and go
Speaker 3: to hell.
Speaker 2: Duke, Go to hell duke. Yeah. It is a.
Speaker 1: Bed turnout for like the fourth stage at a state
Speaker 1: fair where like Montel Jordan is playing. Not even dude,
Speaker 1: that's like where no, no, Montel Jordan's playing the main stage.
Speaker 2: Oh right, right right, thank you for fixing that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: thank you for correcting yourself. So yeah, this is where
Speaker 2: Corey Feldman is performing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Like whatever is on the stage is like
Speaker 1: bumming people out.
Speaker 2: But my favorite part about I mean, there's so many favorites.
Speaker 2: A favorite part about this is because it's five hundred
Speaker 2: thousand dollars, you can estimate how much money these idiots
Speaker 2: got paid to perform at this stupid fucking thing. Because
Speaker 2: it's like, you look at the stage, all right, so
Speaker 2: a lot of money went into the stage. There's also
Speaker 2: they and the organizer's definitely pocketed at least three hundred.
Speaker 3: Thou at least at least five hundred thousand dollars at
Speaker 3: least five hundred thousand.
Speaker 2: Well, so it's like, oh, big and rich are working
Speaker 2: for free, like they love this so much that they're
Speaker 2: done saving horses and riding the right.
Speaker 3: No, no, this is what's fucking murky though, right, Like
Speaker 3: a lot of people are like where what the fuck
Speaker 3: is It's like even the frat guys like, dude, you
Speaker 3: could probably throw a razor for like thirty k like
Speaker 3: they were even like they've thrown enough parties with fucking
Speaker 3: thirty thousand, dude, we could.
Speaker 1: Fucking everyone could get alcohol poison it. Yeah yeah, but
Speaker 1: like just put some anti freeze into the Oh yeah, dude, easy, easy,
Speaker 1: We're the same.
Speaker 3: So but the whole thing was kind of like a
Speaker 3: big grift, like the organizers continued to raise funds even
Speaker 3: after the GoFundMe was successful, and it was real like
Speaker 3: anything left over will go to charities, which ones I
Speaker 3: don't know and how much money is left or why
Speaker 3: am I on trial? There are people saying that like
Speaker 3: one of the musical acts that the stage was donated,
Speaker 3: like the stage infrastructure was donated, the beer was you
Speaker 3: had to buy food and alcohol, So you're like where
Speaker 3: did this money go? Exactly where the money goes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the fucking musicians did it for free. Apparently they only
Speaker 3: did it for their travel to the venue. And based
Speaker 3: on how shitty the Sublime Rome fucking performance was, I
Speaker 3: believe that these people were not fucking paid. Rome Ramirez,
Speaker 3: who is now like the new front guy for for Sublime, Dude,
Speaker 3: this is like, you know, Bradley, the original singer from
Speaker 3: from Sublime was obviously had his issues with drinking, drugs
Speaker 3: and stuff like that. This is like, this is like
Speaker 3: next level, Like guys should not have gone on stage
Speaker 3: to sing like a Sublime. Yeah, this is this is Rome. Hey,
Speaker 3: this is Rome. Baby, when in Rome, do like the
Speaker 3: fucking tar heels do because this is this is him
Speaker 3: hitting fucking Santa Ria right here.
Speaker 6: Oh no, oh money, So that's what they We're being
Speaker 6: fucking saren n par.
Speaker 1: With the star spangled banner that like sent that girl
Speaker 1: to rehab, like.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah at baseball yeah, all Star weekend.
Speaker 1: The reason that Sublime is so popular is that literally
Speaker 1: everybody can sing their songs pretty well. Right, It's just
Speaker 1: like the most basic easy songs to sing. You get
Speaker 1: the song stuck in your head. And they're like, damn,
Speaker 1: should I be the lead singer of Sublime? Yea. So
Speaker 1: to have the person who is the lead singer of
Speaker 1: Sublime get up there and just fucking that biffit that hard, Yes, Yeah,
Speaker 1: gives us all hope. I think yeah, and I.
Speaker 3: Think so five hundred thousand well laundered, I'll say yeah
Speaker 3: for fucking flagstock. So yeah, Like in at the end,
Speaker 3: like a lot of people were like, there was one
Speaker 3: interview with this one guy, one frat guy, who was
Speaker 3: really trying to act like it wasn't an l and
Speaker 3: he's like, you know, going into it, we didn't know
Speaker 3: if this thing was gonna be huge or like tiny,
Speaker 3: and no one should show up, And like, now that
Speaker 3: I'm here, it's it's like huge huge.
Speaker 2: So that's cool.
Speaker 1: It's like huge, dude, it's a question mark. Yah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Well congratulations, guys, do do great for you. You won't
Speaker 1: regret this at all going forward in your history as
Speaker 1: adults and in your future trying to meet girls in
Speaker 1: on u nc's campus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, same time next year, that's right right back, the
Speaker 2: same time next year. Yeah.
Speaker 1: All right, let's uh, let's take a quick break and
Speaker 1: we'll be right.
Speaker 2: Back and we're back Hello the Internet.
Speaker 1: There he is always He's just always ready to you know,
Speaker 1: hot bitch, Yeah he is.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: All right, Let's check in with Jesse Waters because he
Speaker 1: just blasted Tim Walls for not being masculine enough. And
Speaker 1: we know that's true because a women that Jesse Waters
Speaker 1: personally claims to have talked to don't want to fuck
Speaker 1: Tim Walls, gotcha, and B and so that one you
Speaker 1: might be like, okay, hearsay, your honor, Well be we
Speaker 1: have actual scientific evidence, an expert witness, your honor. I
Speaker 1: bring Jesse Waters to the stand, who has a theory
Speaker 1: on why.
Speaker 3: I think not even a theory, right, I feel like
Speaker 3: because this has been borne out scientifically, I think we
Speaker 3: can call this a law now right, yeah, yeah, this
Speaker 3: is what helps.
Speaker 2: Me, That helps me not having seen this yet, Yes,
Speaker 2: so what this is going to be exactly?
Speaker 3: Now, take everything Jesse Waters says as just absolute, immutable
Speaker 3: truth that you must accept. Here's Jesse Waters his take
Speaker 3: on masculinity.
Speaker 5: Tie, women love masculinity and women do not love Tim Walls.
Speaker 5: So should just tell you about how masculine Tim Walls is.
Speaker 5: The other day you saw him with a vanilla ice
Speaker 5: cream shake had a straw in it, Oh, ice cream,
Speaker 5: That tells you everything, Judge, Janine.
Speaker 3: Judge Janine, over to you.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it was that he had a straw in it,
Speaker 1: and that tells you everything you need, you know, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: No, we know, we can tell when we are all
Speaker 2: in agreement.
Speaker 1: Obviously, I haven't been used. I didn't even think you
Speaker 1: had to say that. Everyone knows that if you drink
Speaker 1: through a straw, that's unmasculine oxygen to live. It's like
Speaker 1: what yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Also, real men don't go fucking snorkeling because that shit
Speaker 3: sus as hell. Dude, having a fuckingle in your mouth. Dude,
Speaker 3: having a straw in your mouth.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 3: Even when I go to the dentist, I don't even
Speaker 3: let them do the suction for to get my survival.
Speaker 3: I just let him pull out and just fall out
Speaker 3: of my face, all over my face because I have
Speaker 3: no tube in my mouth.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Man, you look like Rocky with just bloods, looking like
Speaker 3: a million dollar baby. I've been intubated or something, dude,
Speaker 3: fucking tough shiit.
Speaker 2: I saw this beta horse eating straw and I got
Speaker 2: so straw eating eating straw. I threw a hamburger as
Speaker 2: hard as I could at that thing, stupid brainless head,
Speaker 2: and it's stopped and it ate that and I'm like,
Speaker 2: there we go make progress.
Speaker 3: It's it's it's wild that he's been like holding onto
Speaker 3: this for a very like it's part of his brand. Obviously,
Speaker 3: weird takes on masculinity.
Speaker 1: It's a thing he tends to come back to the
Speaker 1: way I come back to the cold gas study or van.
Speaker 2: Right right right, right, right right.
Speaker 1: But it's so I'm not gonna begrudge him that, but
Speaker 1: I am a little confused why he thinks it's so compelling.
Speaker 3: Well here, like you know, let's just let's this is
Speaker 3: from last year when again he was like.
Speaker 2: Dude, did you see that fucking guy using a fucking straw?
Speaker 2: Is he okay?
Speaker 3: This is again Jesse waters his straw straw man takes.
Speaker 5: On Monday, I covered Joe Biden's Thanksgiving trip to Nantucket.
Speaker 5: He puller plunged at a little Black Friday shopping with Hunter,
Speaker 5: and he called one of our correspondents stupid. And we're
Speaker 5: willing to look past that little outburst, but some things
Speaker 5: we just can't let slide.
Speaker 1: And then straw Joe Biden.
Speaker 5: Now, if you've seen me on the Five or on
Speaker 5: Prime Time, you know I recommend that all men refrain
Speaker 5: from using straws. It's coming the way a man's lips, purse.
Speaker 5: The size of the straw is just too dainty, the
Speaker 5: way your fingers clasp on it.
Speaker 1: No, come on, wait, I'm sorry. You like a size?
Speaker 2: Is he like a size? He's like, I don't like.
Speaker 2: I want to I want to wrap my I want
Speaker 2: stretch marks on my mouth.
Speaker 3: When when I sip from a shot and that's some
Speaker 3: little puny thing, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I drink through pc pipe is what I'm smoking out
Speaker 2: of a piece?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is, by the way, we've had to edit
Speaker 1: all the other times Blake has accidentally brought in this episode.
Speaker 2: So many and used yeah and used on the show.
Speaker 2: I like to drink out of a gutter. I like
Speaker 2: to remove gutters off my house and then drink yeah
Speaker 2: through them.
Speaker 3: Luis, I guess I'll We'll let him continue. Uh, there's
Speaker 3: a little bit on the end of this, right Jack,
Speaker 3: You're saying as he continues to talk about this, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: He also has like some some soup takes.
Speaker 5: Straws are for women and little kids. But apparently this
Speaker 5: is controversial.
Speaker 1: So then we showed Jimmy Kimmel, who's making fun of him.
Speaker 5: Men should never suck anything through a straw?
Speaker 2: Is that a thing?
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 5: Jimmy, you know, I don't apologize that along with the
Speaker 5: straws and others. One of my many tenants. And I'm
Speaker 5: sure Trump would agree that wasn't a good look. He's
Speaker 5: better than that. And as you've heard me say, it's
Speaker 5: not just straws, Jimmy. Soup is another problem area. Men
Speaker 5: should need soup in public. Again, you're pursing your lips
Speaker 5: in anticipation.
Speaker 1: Okay, we got a stock photo something.
Speaker 2: This soup.
Speaker 5: You lean your head out trying not to spill it.
Speaker 2: Come on, it's like a balancing act. Isn't even killing?
Speaker 3: Sometimes you have to if it's too hot. It's too hot, dude,
Speaker 3: I what what happened in Jesse waters life?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: When you end up so like so in your head
Speaker 3: with your like homophobic shit where you're like, dude, fucking
Speaker 3: like put a tube near your mouth or something, and
Speaker 3: then you gotta blow on something, dude, And like men
Speaker 3: should be like fully reclined, laying down, eating with their hands.
Speaker 2: That's the only way to eat.
Speaker 1: Otherwise, you know, I don't know, you look a little
Speaker 1: only man. Only way to take in calories is have
Speaker 1: grapes fed to you while you're being fanned. Yeah, otherwise
Speaker 1: starved to death with peacock feathers. I mean, based on
Speaker 1: what we know about Tucker his predecessor, like, one would
Speaker 1: have to suspect that Jesse Waters as his dad got
Speaker 1: cooked by like a straw straw.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a straw straw salesman.
Speaker 1: A soup guy. I don't know, Yeah, the the soup.
Speaker 1: Like people don't even purse their lips to eat soup
Speaker 1: as far as I know. Is he talking about blowing
Speaker 1: on something that's hot, Yeah, it.
Speaker 3: Would just burn your mouth. Again, it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3: The thing that for me resonated because I do agree
Speaker 3: with some of what he's saying, no more than anything,
Speaker 3: is like you know, like when you're a kid and
Speaker 3: you take ship from like TV and movies and you
Speaker 3: kind of like bring that into your personality, like most
Speaker 3: kids thought they were ace Ventura at some point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or like I talked out of my ass literally
Speaker 2: before and now it's only.
Speaker 3: Figured, but but you know what I mean, and like
Speaker 3: you're kind of like, oh, that's that that thing that
Speaker 3: character said, I'm gonna take that on in my life
Speaker 3: as a philosophy.
Speaker 2: But you're like twelve.
Speaker 3: This guy is doing it like in his forties. Because
Speaker 3: I don't know if you remember the film Crazy Stupid Love,
Speaker 3: Like Ryan Gosling's cool guy character tells the nerdy Steve
Speaker 3: Correll character in that film to knock it off with
Speaker 3: using a straw because it looks like they're sucking on
Speaker 3: a little dick.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean that's he's just like stealing a d
Speaker 1: I think I think I think he saw that and
Speaker 1: it was like, dude, this Ryan got this.
Speaker 2: Ryan got my shit.
Speaker 3: The sickest dude I've ever fucking seen. And if his
Speaker 3: rule is like you don't sip fucking anything out of
Speaker 3: a straw to be a man, that's just one of
Speaker 3: Jesse's laws.
Speaker 2: Baby, it is what And that idiot only used it
Speaker 2: for one line. I can stretch this out for years.
Speaker 2: I don't ever. Yeah, really, Jesse, no straws.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll tell you why, gotta push your lips, you
Speaker 3: gotta tell you gotta cup the are you gotta drink
Speaker 3: the water.
Speaker 2: It's just it's just it's's unbecoming. It's unbecoming, especially not
Speaker 2: of a president. So yeah, what you gotta do is
Speaker 2: freeze the soup and lick it like a block of
Speaker 2: a popsicle. That's how many soup Just lap it up,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like a dog, like a male dog. Yeah, tough man dog.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is that has to be haunting to have
Speaker 3: a movie character's voice ringing through your head like and
Speaker 3: be like, oh my god, I'm doing the thing Ryan
Speaker 3: Gosling's character said to not doing that rom com that
Speaker 3: most people kind of remember.
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, I wonder if it's like one of his
Speaker 1: writers is like stealing from that and he's just like
Speaker 1: confidently like this is good stuff, right, right right, We're
Speaker 1: killing it. More stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it's Also like.
Speaker 1: Donald Trump has like talked about the fact that he,
Speaker 1: because he's a German phobe, will not like drink anything
Speaker 1: not through a straw, including like if he's at a
Speaker 1: black tie event, right, will only drink through a straw
Speaker 1: because he doesn't trust the glasses to be clear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And to the point where like in the culture wars.
Speaker 3: They were hawking their like full PVC pipe straws that
Speaker 3: they were putting out like in response to like, oh
Speaker 3: everything's a paper straw or like not plastic anymore by
Speaker 3: your trump Maga straws. It's a big part of the brand.
Speaker 3: But anyway, it doesn't matter because nothing is consistent with
Speaker 3: their outrage. It's just they just say whatever, And I'm so.
Speaker 1: Thing kind of fucked me up because my mother in
Speaker 1: law for a long time has been complimenting me on
Speaker 1: how much I like soup because I love Korean soups.
Speaker 2: It is a great thing about you. It's one of
Speaker 2: the only good things. Well, yeah, the only reason you
Speaker 2: come back on the show, Blake. Yeah, it's because of
Speaker 2: his love. Yeah, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: And but then recently was like, you know, most men
Speaker 1: don't like soups. When she was like telling me about soups,
Speaker 1: and she was like, so that's why we think. It's
Speaker 1: like so nice that you like soups. And yeah, now
Speaker 1: now I don't eat soup because I feel like you can't.
Speaker 3: It makes me, look Jack, I made it, made your
Speaker 3: favorite soup.
Speaker 2: Yeah, put it on a plate for me. Let's plate
Speaker 2: that place.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you gonna don't worry about it in a
Speaker 3: rocks glass.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, burns, it's going all the side of my face.
Speaker 1: It doesn't bother me, but I gotta have it hot.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna blow on it and purse my lips. No.
Speaker 3: Wait, but so she's it was the implication there that
Speaker 3: soup is truly not a man's food.
Speaker 1: I think that is a thing in Korean culture, maybe
Speaker 1: that it's like not or that men are like soup
Speaker 1: is too easy for you to make make me something
Speaker 1: that's not sure.
Speaker 2: She's a big Jesse Waters fan.
Speaker 1: Huge. I mean I should mention that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, She's like, oh, you want me to get you
Speaker 3: a straw for your soup?
Speaker 2: Jack? Like what, because you're a real man, aren't you.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Seventy percent of what she says about me is in
Speaker 1: Korean within your shot of me, and I don't speak Korean,
Speaker 1: so she entirely would be like Jesus Christ. She's like, wow,
Speaker 1: She's like, I wanted more for you as my daughter,
Speaker 1: but it is what it is. Huh, getting behind me
Speaker 1: and giving a thumbs down to everyone else in the room.
Speaker 3: Straw motion, what's that? Oh nothing, Jack? Your soup is
Speaker 3: ready all right, should we look at some Halloween costumes.
Speaker 3: It's Halloween costume season already, even though it is one
Speaker 3: hundred and eleven degrees in Los Angeles, which would melt
Speaker 3: most Halloween costumes, which are made out of basically rob polymers. Yeah,
Speaker 3: candle wax. All right, So it has arrived in stores
Speaker 3: earlier than ever this year. Target Home Depot and Low's
Speaker 3: rolled out their Halloween collections back in July, and Spirit
Speaker 3: Halloween has already opened over a thousand stores in the US,
Speaker 3: with more to com Amazingly, Spirit Halloween worst costume is
Speaker 3: not the inflatable skibbity toilet, but it's pretty It's pretty bad.
Speaker 3: Do they have a mask on the skibbity toilet? Like
Speaker 3: that's what that guy looks like because the face modeled
Speaker 3: a cartoon character. It's yeah, this skip.
Speaker 1: Strange that they felt because the head of the skibbity
Speaker 1: toilet is not it's just a dude.
Speaker 3: With it looks like Elon Musk got ran over by
Speaker 3: like a steamroller.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, lattened it fully out. Yeah yeah yeah, yeah. God,
Speaker 3: your your kids aren't asking for a skibbity toilet? Yeah,
Speaker 3: probably my nephews, but not my kid.
Speaker 2: That's what they're getting. Yeah, made your choice, kids.
Speaker 1: But probably the worst costume we've seen thus far is
Speaker 1: a Chipotle Themes costume. They're just unicolor body suits that
Speaker 1: are meant to represent a nap can fork, water cup
Speaker 1: and to go back. And for some reason, all except
Speaker 1: the burrito cover your entire face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why does the burrito get a face hole?
Speaker 2: And everyone else? He was the only handsome one, I
Speaker 2: think is why the others are so ugly.
Speaker 3: The rest of the guys are the skibbity toilet guy
Speaker 3: underneath the mask so exactly.
Speaker 1: It really just looks like like even if I saw
Speaker 1: them walking down the street together side by side, I
Speaker 1: would be like Chipotle branded sleep paralysis demon Like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: why I couldn't have put it together because yeah, none
Speaker 1: of them really look like the thing they like. The
Speaker 1: skin tightness of it feels strange. It feels like it
Speaker 1: doesn't help in any way.
Speaker 2: Right, Well, like, what's get that? It's against morales, it's revealing,
Speaker 2: It's yeah, it's not. It's indecent. I think it is
Speaker 2: what Yeah, I was trying to say.
Speaker 1: It should look like old timey bathing costumes. Very baggy
Speaker 1: down to the ankles.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like one of those things too, like where
Speaker 3: I get that. On the internet, people were joking like
Speaker 3: with like a really nondescript thing and we're like, how
Speaker 3: a Chipotle fork and you're just wearing an all black
Speaker 3: body suit and like that's what they're sort of being like.
Speaker 2: Oh man, the Internet loved that. Let's make let's do
Speaker 2: literally that.
Speaker 3: Because we're brands and we're so savvy with like internet culture,
Speaker 3: and they're like, hey, now we did it. You guys
Speaker 3: like it and everyone like this. In the midst of
Speaker 3: people being like, man, Chipotle's fucking falling off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, well you think we've fallen off, Well,
Speaker 1: we've been investing money and we're going to do nothing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do this with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: There was a like meme where, you know, somebody created
Speaker 1: a fake spirit Halloween costume bag that said Chipotle fork.
Speaker 1: It was just a black body suit, and they were like,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, we have an idea.
Speaker 3: No, you don't, No, you don't know, you don't that's
Speaker 3: not I yeah, and it's and it's not funny when
Speaker 3: you do it. It's funny because someone said this this
Speaker 3: dumb thing is now a Chipotle fork, rather than mean, like,
Speaker 3: guess what, this Chipotle fork is now a dumb thing
Speaker 3: and you're like, nae, you know the sequence is the
Speaker 3: sequence is all off.
Speaker 2: It's all off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think the burrito got a breathing hole
Speaker 1: because it it's suit appears to be made of like
Speaker 1: a real unbreathable.
Speaker 2: Plastic, right right, yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 1: You don't want someone to pass away dressed as a
Speaker 1: Chipotle burrito?
Speaker 2: Good lord?
Speaker 3: It's I mean, like this year, I feel like, if
Speaker 3: we're talking Chipotle, like the costume would have been about
Speaker 3: like those assholes who are like filming Chipotle workers. Don't
Speaker 3: get cheap on me with the carnitas, all right, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean? Like that felt like the more
Speaker 3: of the popular culture thing about Chipotle that was brewing
Speaker 3: more than.
Speaker 2: Hey, I can be a bag. Yeah, we know what
Speaker 2: Miles is going to be for Halloween. He's just snapping
Speaker 2: at surface workers.
Speaker 1: Nice try, asshole, gotcha?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Well, Blake Wexler, what a plan for having on the
Speaker 1: daily geist? Likewise, where can people find you? Follow you?
Speaker 2: Hear you?
Speaker 1: All that good stuff?
Speaker 2: People can do all of those things on at Blake
Speaker 2: Wexler all social media. I have a stand up special
Speaker 2: called Blake Wexler Daddy Long Legs, which is streaming for
Speaker 2: free on YouTube, and then some stand up dates in
Speaker 2: the fall. Wayne Pennsylvania on September twenty ninth, Brooklyn which
Speaker 2: is in New York on October twenty sixth, Boston November two,
Speaker 2: Philly December fifth, and Bethlehem, Pennsylvania on January on January fourth,
Speaker 2: So two days away, two days away. Yeah. Wait, Wayne,
Speaker 2: Pennsylvania September twenty ninth is the most is the one
Speaker 2: that's coming up the soonest, get those tickets.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and which one are you going to be the
Speaker 3: funniest at of those shows?
Speaker 2: Definitely not Brooklyn. I would say Boston probably will probably
Speaker 2: be the funniest because I'll be in a mood. So yeah,
Speaker 2: let's do that.
Speaker 3: I'll be in a mood, you know, I'll be in
Speaker 3: a little bit of a one.
Speaker 2: When I get to me Intown. I'm in a mood,
Speaker 2: you know, I'm in a mood. That city is not
Speaker 2: on the grid system and that gets me pissed off.
Speaker 2: I hate Paris, Yes, I can't stand fucking the hums
Speaker 2: we peak. Sorry, is this bad podcasting. What I'm doing
Speaker 2: right now, it's it's peak podcasting. I think we're documenting
Speaker 2: the societal breakdown that's happening in real time, and I
Speaker 2: think that's what's important. Yeah, and it's it is sweeps weak, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it is. Blake.
Speaker 1: Uh, is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 2: Yes, I saw a tweet from Ariel Dumas. Dumas it's
Speaker 2: a R E L d U M A s. And
Speaker 2: Aeriel retweeted a screen grab where it was a news
Speaker 2: story that says open Ai pleads that it can't make
Speaker 2: money without using copyrighted materials for free, and then Ariel wrote,
Speaker 2: I have been told to stop stealing muffins from the bakery. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: it's the only way to keep my lucrative muffins stand
Speaker 2: in business. Everyone is fine with this, that baby laugh.
Speaker 1: Miles, Where can people find you? Is there a work
Speaker 1: a media?
Speaker 2: Oh god, where do you go? Ahead?
Speaker 3: Mile find me on Twitter? Thank you, Blake.
Speaker 2: What did that other man just say to me? Blake,
Speaker 2: Just go right ahead, promote whatever you got to promote career,
Speaker 2: This is the space for it. At the end of
Speaker 2: the program, and then Jack, I believe will go and
Speaker 2: say his stuff, and then we'll wrap up talk about
Speaker 2: episodes and whatever social media that you guys are on.
Speaker 2: Go right ahead. Forty Day Fiance and Miles Miles is
Speaker 2: Gray and.
Speaker 3: Ye find me at Miles of Great Twitter and Instagram.
Speaker 3: The basketball podcast is Miles and Jack Got Mad Boosties
Speaker 3: and four to twenty Day Fiance is the ninety Day
Speaker 3: Fiance Podcast.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: There's the thing I saw that kind of blew my
Speaker 3: mind is I didn't know they were like there was
Speaker 3: like there's MMA for.
Speaker 2: People in full suits of armor. Now amazing because again
Speaker 2: we're doing great talking medieval tongues. Dude, This fucking.
Speaker 3: Clip this is from at Happy Punch, and I guess
Speaker 3: they just specialized.
Speaker 1: Like Miles just found out about medieval times.
Speaker 2: Hold on, and so you go.
Speaker 3: It's this cool restaurant you go to and you sit
Speaker 3: down in a section based on each color and each
Speaker 3: color has a night and then you get you get this,
Speaker 3: like you eat off of pewter platters like medieval times.
Speaker 3: They don't have silverware because they didn't have silverware in
Speaker 3: medieval times, Hence they don't have it at medieval times,
Speaker 3: but they do have pepsi and no anyway, This is
Speaker 3: like medieval mma. These people are whacking the shit out
Speaker 3: of each other with like broadswords, head.
Speaker 2: Buddy each other. Written from something Yeah, wow.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh my god, fucking beating the ship
Speaker 3: out of each other. And then like when people go
Speaker 3: to their corners, like they're taking off their helmets, they're
Speaker 3: like bloodied. Oh my god, this guy's got his mouth
Speaker 3: split open. So again, I don't know. I saw that and.
Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck is that.
Speaker 3: I don't say that because I'm like, we should all
Speaker 3: watch it, but more just like, holy shit, how did
Speaker 3: I miss the latest uh, you know, trend, the latest craze,
Speaker 3: and we don't give a fuck our society dissolving in.
Speaker 1: Front of us.
Speaker 2: I can't believe I have to watch all these videos now.
Speaker 2: Thanks a lot, Uh you can find me on Twitter.
Speaker 1: Thanks for asking. Blake at Jack Underscore O'Brien tweet I've
Speaker 1: been enjoying is from Dave at Iridescent Audio, who tweeted,
Speaker 1: do something that scares you every day. If you do that,
Speaker 1: then each day, little by little, you will be scared.
Speaker 1: Every day will be scary, and your life will be
Speaker 1: very scary. Shooting star emoge you can find us on
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Speaker 1: footnotes for all the information that we talked about in
Speaker 1: today's episode, as well as the song that we think
Speaker 1: you might enjoy, Miles, is there a song.
Speaker 2: That you think people might yeah? Is it? Yes? Footnote? Good?
Speaker 1: Great dropping.
Speaker 3: There's a band called Headache that is like a collaboration
Speaker 3: between this other guy, Vegan and another writer. But they
Speaker 3: it's like these like trip hot beats that almost feel
Speaker 3: like they would be like interludes on a Radiohead album,
Speaker 3: but the lyrics are written by like one of the
Speaker 3: guys in the group, and then they use like this
Speaker 3: like English ai voice to like perform it, so it's
Speaker 3: like the spoken word over really interesting beats and they're
Speaker 3: just kind of like it's just sort of surreal. This
Speaker 3: track is called the Big Beginning of the End. The
Speaker 3: band is called a Headache, and it's just kind of
Speaker 3: it's kind of rdy but also has like really solid
Speaker 3: sort of tip hop chops and it's all just very strange,
Speaker 3: but I like it so anyway, the beginning of the
Speaker 3: end by headache, just like this podcast is also the
Speaker 3: beginning of the end.
Speaker 2: The beginning of the end.
Speaker 1: A headache and a headache and goddamn headache tonight, thank
Speaker 1: you all right. We will link off to that in
Speaker 1: the footnote. The Daily Zeitgeist does a production of iHeartRadio.
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Speaker 1: wherever you listen to your favorite show. That is going
Speaker 1: to do it for us this morning, back on Tuesday, Nope,
Speaker 1: back on Monday. You tell you what is, what was trending,
Speaker 1: what is trending?
Speaker 2: All of that.
Speaker 1: We're also gonna drop a little Weekly Zeitist, which is
Speaker 1: a digest of all the greatest moments from this week's episodes,
Speaker 1: like this right now. I'm sure we'll definitely make the cut.
Speaker 2: That's right in there.
Speaker 1: Probably that's kind of a reapproach, So open with this
Speaker 1: until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves.
Speaker 1: Get the vaccine. I don't even do that here, do
Speaker 1: I wow?
Speaker 2: Switching up?
Speaker 1: Don't do nothing about white supremacy. And we'll talk to
Speaker 1: y'all on Monday.
Speaker 2: Bye bye,