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Speaker 1: He is gonna intercepting the newspaper on my front. He's

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Speaker 1: newspaper has got holes in it again today.

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Speaker 2: Do not let him see the paper.

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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three point fifty four,

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Speaker 1: Episode four of Trnilly's Guys, a production of iHeart Radio.

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Speaker 1: Was I coming in too hot? There?

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Speaker 2: Mild? You were coming in mild?

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Speaker 1: Coming coming in mildly hot? Could he could have come

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Speaker 1: coming in warm?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Hey.

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Speaker 1: This is the podcast where we take a deep dab

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Speaker 1: into america shared consciousness. And it is Friday, September sixth,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, what a great day, What a great day.

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Speaker 2: It's hot.

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Speaker 3: The old ninety six, it's the old nine to six,

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Speaker 3: the reverse six nine. We're here it's also known for

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Speaker 3: old people. That's right, yeah, oh no ninety six not

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Speaker 3: with my hips back. It's also National ice Cream Day,

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Speaker 3: National Coffee ice Cream Day, apologies, National read a book Day,

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Speaker 3: National Food Bank Day, and shout out to the late

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Speaker 3: great Handiballecter because it's National Kiyanti Day.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't wasn't It's like.

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Speaker 1: A nice ki Yeah, he's going to have his liver

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Speaker 3: I believe yeah, anyway, there it is the late great

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Speaker 1: Well to make this about my favorite movie. Coffee ice

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Speaker 1: cream is what Michael Brody asks for after coming face

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Speaker 2: They just took you out of the movie.

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Speaker 1: You're like, fuck this, And that's why it's no longer

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Speaker 1: my favorite bubby wore. My name's Jack O'Brien aka Potatoes O'Brien. Wow,

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Speaker 1: didn't have time to find an aka love that passion

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Speaker 1: holes in my wall. Because we're doing this as like

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Speaker 3: I know you guys loved hearing how uncomfortable we were

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Speaker 3: and just only being able.

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Speaker 2: To hear that.

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Speaker 3: But now you can see the awkwardness with your own eyes.

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Speaker 1: I've just been working on my posture so that you

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Speaker 1: guys think, oh shit, the pea, oh my god, just cracked.

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Speaker 1: That is why I said that. Here you're down here

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Speaker 2: It's mister Miles Grass, Miles Gray aka roll Out. I

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Speaker 4: Holdie, I watched that I Stout rolling he caught that

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Speaker 4: Don't do that, okay. Shout out to Jim Book on

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Speaker 4: the discord there, Jimboku or Jim.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how how how you want to pronounce that.

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Speaker 3: I'm giving it a little bit of a Japanese flare,

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Speaker 3: So thank you for that. Ludicros Aka, it was weird

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Speaker 2: Like what and how do you do?

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Speaker 1: How is his accuracy with those big no I just

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Speaker 1: I love First of all, you love to cast dis versions.

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Speaker 1: But I love the giant like this trend. The giant

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 3: Let's text my teeth fall out of my mouth and

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Speaker 3: I'm making in school. It's like a weird dream.

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Speaker 1: Miles. We are thrilled to be joined in our third

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Speaker 1: seat by a brilliant comedian, writer, actor who's brought you

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Speaker 1: comedy albums such as the Blake album, Stuffed Boy, Live

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Speaker 1: from the Pandemic, Remouthing the words along with Me his

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Speaker 1: newest special day Long Legs, which you can go watch

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Speaker 1: The coiner of the disgusting phrase plumpers to describe his

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Speaker 1: the hilarious, the chaotic, the riding in an incumbent bike

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Speaker 2: It's Blake wex Liann Bird. This is Blake Wexler AKA.

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Speaker 2: I never thought igeist alone, but I'm sick and tired

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Speaker 1: Wow, wow, wow.

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Speaker 2: and I do want to thank Ludicrous for using my

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Speaker 2: hairless and naturally hairless centaur. Few things more disgusting smooth

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, not you too. Did they did they

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Speaker 1: Sound the sound cannons? They still still no sound cannons, Blake.

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Speaker 2: So this is I don't even know why I do this.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. If you just hop you get there

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Speaker 3: We're not talking about AI, We're not talking about Havana syndrome.

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Speaker 3: We're not talking about the coal gas study. Do we

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Speaker 2: We know that I bring my own Wi Fi router

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Speaker 2: We're back. We're back.

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Speaker 1: Why flagstock?

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Speaker 3: So did flagstock just happen? Flagstock happened on fucking Labor Day?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the rally on the side of the country therein

443
00:22:56,280 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 1: totally I mean totally yeah, rally around the universal symbol

444
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 1: for oppression at the moment.

445
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 3: But anyway, these guys were the darlings of conservative media

446
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 3: for like a week. But during that week, right this

447
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 3: gop operative guy named John Noonan set up a go

448
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 3: fund me to be like we should thank these young

449
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 3: men and throw these rat boys in epic rager like

450
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 3: that they'll remember forever. That shit raised over five hundred

451
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,680
Speaker 3: thousand dollars. Okay, during the course of the go this

452
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 3: is this is how they described the fucking event. Quote

453
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:31,280
Speaker 3: Kami Losers across the country have invaded college campuses to

454
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 3: make dumb demands of weak university administrators. But amidst the chaos,

455
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:40,159
Speaker 3: the screaming, the anti Semitism, the hatred of faith and flag,

456
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:45,040
Speaker 3: stood a platoon of American heroes, armored in vineyard vines

457
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:49,160
Speaker 3: and patagonia, fueled by Zin and White clause.

458
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,960
Speaker 2: Did he start making fun of them at this point?

459
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 2: I don't. This is where it gets weird.

460
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 3: Fueled by Zin and White Clause, these triumphant brohemians protected

461
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 3: old glory from the unwashed Marxist horde, laughing at their

462
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 3: shrieks and whales, and shielding the stars and stripes from

463
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 3: Soviet missiles. Soviet missiles, I think, I mean, maybe they're

464
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,919
Speaker 3: using the term when people throw things that's like a

465
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,359
Speaker 3: projectile from a crowd, like sometimes they call it like

466
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 3: a missile or whatever in a technical sense. But I again,

467
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 3: he's evoking a lot of cool stuff with words that

468
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 3: don't make sense anymore if you actually look at the meanings.

469
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,640
Speaker 3: But all that to say, he got he got this

470
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 3: gofund me fucking cracking. So once the funds were secured,

471
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,199
Speaker 3: the organizers they reached out to the frats and it

472
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 3: kind of all went basically downhill from there. Like a

473
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,399
Speaker 3: lot of Frats are like, this kind of isn't like

474
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 3: a great look for us to like be involved in this.

475
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,679
Speaker 2: It just feels like very right wing.

476
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 3: And I get like some of the guys were there

477
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,720
Speaker 3: for you know, protecting the flag, but it's funny some

478
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,359
Speaker 3: of the guys were like, I didn't really do this

479
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 3: like as like a Republican thing.

480
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 2: I just I just knew you couldn't let the flag

481
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 2: touch the ground.

482
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 3: So I'm not really here for like I'm not really

483
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 3: trying to go to like a Republican event.

484
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,399
Speaker 1: But it's like, oh you he's sweet, sweet boy.

485
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 3: That's exactly what they've become, these like raga heroes. Yeah,

486
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 3: so they really they thought this thing was gonna be

487
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 3: like in the fucking thousands right in terms of attendance,

488
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 3: And as they were talking to the Frat guys, they're like, dude,

489
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 3: we're gonna have like seven thousand people there. It's gonna

490
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 3: be wild the frat frat guys like, but like the money, like,

491
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,200
Speaker 3: what what are you gonna do with like the five

492
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,639
Speaker 3: hundred thousand, Like, dude, it's gonna go to make the

493
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 3: sickest party for you guys. And some of them were like,

494
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 3: could we like maybe like it might be better spent

495
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 3: like improving our own frat houses, or maybe it's even

496
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 3: like donating it to like a charitable cause, because it's

497
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 3: not that like we were down and out and they're like, yeah,

498
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 3: you just shut the buck up, man, We're gonna have

499
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 3: sublime with Rome there and Big and Rich and Cowboy

500
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,199
Speaker 3: Troy you fuck with.

501
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:49,679
Speaker 1: So so it's like a cool kid accidentally like looked

502
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:54,399
Speaker 1: at them and they were like, we're actually super tight

503
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,120
Speaker 1: based on that, and I'm throwing the sickest party at

504
00:25:58,119 --> 00:25:59,400
Speaker 1: my house for them.

505
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

506
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 1: They were their birthday and presumably.

507
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 3: That went really well and not was not of course,

508
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 3: so they said seven thousand tickets, but then they they

509
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 3: held like the details were held so closely like guarded

510
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 3: that people didn't know the venue until the day of

511
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 3: and something like what they thought was going to be

512
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,880
Speaker 3: seven thousand. Then they're like, sorry, we only were handed

513
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:22,120
Speaker 3: out like three thousand tickets. About two hundred people showed

514
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 3: up total, and they said it kind of basically got

515
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 3: down to about one point fifty is where it sort

516
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 3: of like leveled out too once people were like, what

517
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:32,399
Speaker 3: the fuck is this? But it's also like all the

518
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,399
Speaker 3: details of this are so fucking wild, because again this

519
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,639
Speaker 3: is like some boomer maga dudes like idea of what

520
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 3: a fucking raizer is. So they had an ice luge

521
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 3: in the VIP section for the broletariat that was exalted

522
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 3: and and you know, this whole event was in honor

523
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 3: of They also had like, you know, lawn games with

524
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:57,359
Speaker 3: like fucking customized logos or whatever. Still not sure where

525
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 3: the five hundred thousand dollars went. One of the music acts,

526
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 3: Big and Rich. They begged people to come, like on Twitter,

527
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 3: they're like, guys, you gotta come. The mystery spot has

528
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 3: been revealed.

529
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 2: It's free.

530
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:13,119
Speaker 3: Please come through see Lee Greenwood US and other sixty

531
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:17,640
Speaker 3: year old people perform for young college people. And you know,

532
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 3: how did the event go? Well, why don't you tell

533
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 3: me why? I show you this clip you caught me

534
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 3: fuck wad and tell me how fucking sick.

535
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:26,119
Speaker 2: This that is?

536
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 1: I met that on the edge of my seat here

537
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 1: I all just build up. It sounds like it's gonna

538
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 1: be so awesome.

539
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:34,159
Speaker 2: There's a flyover.

540
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 3: There's a flyover the most just the most out of

541
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 3: tune guitar like a national anthem. It goes on this

542
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,360
Speaker 3: like a minute clip where they just kind of jump

543
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,439
Speaker 3: through the low lights of the whole thing.

544
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 5: Show our love for the United States of America.

545
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 1: Look at this crowd, dude, the crowd iss.

546
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 2: Progesters tearing down.

547
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: Oh glory.

548
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 3: There's like an old guy who's like lost in the crowd,

549
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 3: who's like what it was like in a VFW.

550
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 2: Is he the one with the microphone?

551
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:08,719
Speaker 1: Uh?

552
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,639
Speaker 2: No, he was the guy if you go back a

553
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 2: few seconds, he's.

554
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 3: The guy in very high pants with his shirt tucked in,

555
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 3: who has like a very skeletal old man figure. Yeah,

556
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 3: you'll see anyway, you saw it earlier anyway. So they're

557
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 3: like there's a ton of like monologue, like they're like

558
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:28,399
Speaker 3: eulogizing these guys and playing all this like footage of

559
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 3: them holding the flag. Then there's like this one moment

560
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 3: where this guy comes on to do like the u

561
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 3: NC fights. It's also just very again, dude, a sick

562
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 3: ass razor. When you have a fifty eight year old

563
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,239
Speaker 3: dude go up there to fucking turn the party up.

564
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 2: You he goes the hell dude, Is that what he said? Yeah,

565
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 2: that's that's the end.

566
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 3: They gotta gotta you gotta cap it off and go

567
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 3: to hell.

568
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 2: Duke, Go to hell duke. Yeah. It is a.

569
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 1: Bed turnout for like the fourth stage at a state

570
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 1: fair where like Montel Jordan is playing. Not even dude,

571
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: that's like where no, no, Montel Jordan's playing the main stage.

572
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 2: Oh right, right right, thank you for fixing that. Yeah,

573
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 2: thank you for correcting yourself. So yeah, this is where

574
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 2: Corey Feldman is performing.

575
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Like whatever is on the stage is like

576
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: bumming people out.

577
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 2: But my favorite part about I mean, there's so many favorites.

578
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 2: A favorite part about this is because it's five hundred

579
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 2: thousand dollars, you can estimate how much money these idiots

580
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 2: got paid to perform at this stupid fucking thing. Because

581
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 2: it's like, you look at the stage, all right, so

582
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 2: a lot of money went into the stage. There's also

583
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 2: they and the organizer's definitely pocketed at least three hundred.

584
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 3: Thou at least at least five hundred thousand dollars at

585
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 3: least five hundred thousand.

586
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 2: Well, so it's like, oh, big and rich are working

587
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 2: for free, like they love this so much that they're

588
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 2: done saving horses and riding the right.

589
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 3: No, no, this is what's fucking murky though, right, Like

590
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 3: a lot of people are like where what the fuck

591
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 3: is It's like even the frat guys like, dude, you

592
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 3: could probably throw a razor for like thirty k like

593
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 3: they were even like they've thrown enough parties with fucking

594
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 3: thirty thousand, dude, we could.

595
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 1: Fucking everyone could get alcohol poison it. Yeah yeah, but

596
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 1: like just put some anti freeze into the Oh yeah, dude, easy, easy,

597
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 1: We're the same.

598
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 3: So but the whole thing was kind of like a

599
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 3: big grift, like the organizers continued to raise funds even

600
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 3: after the GoFundMe was successful, and it was real like

601
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 3: anything left over will go to charities, which ones I

602
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 3: don't know and how much money is left or why

603
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 3: am I on trial? There are people saying that like

604
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 3: one of the musical acts that the stage was donated,

605
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 3: like the stage infrastructure was donated, the beer was you

606
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 3: had to buy food and alcohol, So you're like where

607
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:54,640
Speaker 3: did this money go? Exactly where the money goes. Yeah,

608
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 3: the fucking musicians did it for free. Apparently they only

609
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 3: did it for their travel to the venue. And based

610
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 3: on how shitty the Sublime Rome fucking performance was, I

611
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 3: believe that these people were not fucking paid. Rome Ramirez,

612
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 3: who is now like the new front guy for for Sublime, Dude,

613
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 3: this is like, you know, Bradley, the original singer from

614
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 3: from Sublime was obviously had his issues with drinking, drugs

615
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 3: and stuff like that. This is like, this is like

616
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 3: next level, Like guys should not have gone on stage

617
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 3: to sing like a Sublime. Yeah, this is this is Rome. Hey,

618
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 3: this is Rome. Baby, when in Rome, do like the

619
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 3: fucking tar heels do because this is this is him

620
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 3: hitting fucking Santa Ria right here.

621
00:31:47,760 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 6: Oh no, oh money, So that's what they We're being

622
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,760
Speaker 6: fucking saren n par.

623
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 1: With the star spangled banner that like sent that girl

624
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: to rehab, like.

625
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah at baseball yeah, all Star weekend.

626
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 1: The reason that Sublime is so popular is that literally

627
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: everybody can sing their songs pretty well. Right, It's just

628
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 1: like the most basic easy songs to sing. You get

629
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: the song stuck in your head. And they're like, damn,

630
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 1: should I be the lead singer of Sublime? Yea. So

631
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: to have the person who is the lead singer of

632
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: Sublime get up there and just fucking that biffit that hard, Yes, Yeah,

633
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 1: gives us all hope. I think yeah, and I.

634
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 3: Think so five hundred thousand well laundered, I'll say yeah

635
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 3: for fucking flagstock. So yeah, Like in at the end,

636
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 3: like a lot of people were like, there was one

637
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 3: interview with this one guy, one frat guy, who was

638
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 3: really trying to act like it wasn't an l and

639
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 3: he's like, you know, going into it, we didn't know

640
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 3: if this thing was gonna be huge or like tiny,

641
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 3: and no one should show up, And like, now that

642
00:32:56,720 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 3: I'm here, it's it's like huge huge.

643
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 2: So that's cool.

644
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 1: It's like huge, dude, it's a question mark. Yah. Yeah,

645
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 1: Well congratulations, guys, do do great for you. You won't

646
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 1: regret this at all going forward in your history as

647
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 1: adults and in your future trying to meet girls in

648
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 1: on u nc's campus.

649
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, same time next year, that's right right back, the

650
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 2: same time next year. Yeah.

651
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 1: All right, let's uh, let's take a quick break and

652
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 1: we'll be right.

653
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 2: Back and we're back Hello the Internet.

654
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 1: There he is always He's just always ready to you know,

655
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 1: hot bitch, Yeah he is.

656
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 2: That's right.

657
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: All right, Let's check in with Jesse Waters because he

658
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: just blasted Tim Walls for not being masculine enough. And

659
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:14,360
Speaker 1: we know that's true because a women that Jesse Waters

660
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 1: personally claims to have talked to don't want to fuck

661
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 1: Tim Walls, gotcha, and B and so that one you

662
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 1: might be like, okay, hearsay, your honor, Well be we

663
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:33,319
Speaker 1: have actual scientific evidence, an expert witness, your honor. I

664
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 1: bring Jesse Waters to the stand, who has a theory

665
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 1: on why.

666
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 3: I think not even a theory, right, I feel like

667
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 3: because this has been borne out scientifically, I think we

668
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 3: can call this a law now right, yeah, yeah, this

669
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 3: is what helps.

670
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 2: Me, That helps me not having seen this yet, Yes,

671
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 2: so what this is going to be exactly?

672
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 3: Now, take everything Jesse Waters says as just absolute, immutable

673
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 3: truth that you must accept. Here's Jesse Waters his take

674
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 3: on masculinity.

675
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:07,280
Speaker 5: Tie, women love masculinity and women do not love Tim Walls.

676
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 5: So should just tell you about how masculine Tim Walls is.

677
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:13,320
Speaker 5: The other day you saw him with a vanilla ice

678
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 5: cream shake had a straw in it, Oh, ice cream,

679
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 5: That tells you everything, Judge, Janine.

680
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 3: Judge Janine, over to you.

681
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 1: Sorry, it was that he had a straw in it,

682
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: and that tells you everything you need, you know, Yeah, yeah.

683
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 2: No, we know, we can tell when we are all

684
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 2: in agreement.

685
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 1: Obviously, I haven't been used. I didn't even think you

686
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 1: had to say that. Everyone knows that if you drink

687
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 1: through a straw, that's unmasculine oxygen to live. It's like

688
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: what yeah, yeah yeah.

689
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:50,359
Speaker 3: Also, real men don't go fucking snorkeling because that shit

690
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 3: sus as hell. Dude, having a fuckingle in your mouth. Dude,

691
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 3: having a straw in your mouth.

692
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 2: Dude.

693
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 3: Even when I go to the dentist, I don't even

694
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 3: let them do the suction for to get my survival.

695
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 3: I just let him pull out and just fall out

696
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 3: of my face, all over my face because I have

697
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,359
Speaker 3: no tube in my mouth.

698
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

699
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 3: Man, you look like Rocky with just bloods, looking like

700
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,480
Speaker 3: a million dollar baby. I've been intubated or something, dude,

701
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:15,439
Speaker 3: fucking tough shiit.

702
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 2: I saw this beta horse eating straw and I got

703
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 2: so straw eating eating straw. I threw a hamburger as

704
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,439
Speaker 2: hard as I could at that thing, stupid brainless head,

705
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 2: and it's stopped and it ate that and I'm like,

706
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 2: there we go make progress.

707
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 3: It's it's it's wild that he's been like holding onto

708
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 3: this for a very like it's part of his brand. Obviously,

709
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 3: weird takes on masculinity.

710
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 1: It's a thing he tends to come back to the

711
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:48,280
Speaker 1: way I come back to the cold gas study or van.

712
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 2: Right right right, right, right right.

713
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 1: But it's so I'm not gonna begrudge him that, but

714
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 1: I am a little confused why he thinks it's so compelling.

715
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 3: Well here, like you know, let's just let's this is

716
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 3: from last year when again he was like.

717
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 2: Dude, did you see that fucking guy using a fucking straw?

718
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 2: Is he okay?

719
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 3: This is again Jesse waters his straw straw man takes.

720
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 5: On Monday, I covered Joe Biden's Thanksgiving trip to Nantucket.

721
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 5: He puller plunged at a little Black Friday shopping with Hunter,

722
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 5: and he called one of our correspondents stupid. And we're

723
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 5: willing to look past that little outburst, but some things

724
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 5: we just can't let slide.

725
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 1: And then straw Joe Biden.

726
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 5: Now, if you've seen me on the Five or on

727
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 5: Prime Time, you know I recommend that all men refrain

728
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 5: from using straws. It's coming the way a man's lips, purse.

729
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 5: The size of the straw is just too dainty, the

730
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 5: way your fingers clasp on it.

731
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: No, come on, wait, I'm sorry. You like a size?

732
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 2: Is he like a size? He's like, I don't like.

733
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 2: I want to I want to wrap my I want

734
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 2: stretch marks on my mouth.

735
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 3: When when I sip from a shot and that's some

736
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 3: little puny thing, you know what I mean?

737
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:06,400
Speaker 2: I drink through pc pipe is what I'm smoking out

738
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:06,839
Speaker 2: of a piece?

739
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is, by the way, we've had to edit

740
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:16,320
Speaker 1: all the other times Blake has accidentally brought in this episode.

741
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:20,879
Speaker 2: So many and used yeah and used on the show.

742
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:22,840
Speaker 2: I like to drink out of a gutter. I like

743
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 2: to remove gutters off my house and then drink yeah

744
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:26,359
Speaker 2: through them.

745
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:30,879
Speaker 3: Luis, I guess I'll We'll let him continue. Uh, there's

746
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,359
Speaker 3: a little bit on the end of this, right Jack,

747
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 3: You're saying as he continues to talk about this, Yeah, okay.

748
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:38,240
Speaker 1: He also has like some some soup takes.

749
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 5: Straws are for women and little kids. But apparently this

750
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:42,720
Speaker 5: is controversial.

751
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 1: So then we showed Jimmy Kimmel, who's making fun of him.

752
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:49,360
Speaker 5: Men should never suck anything through a straw?

753
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,319
Speaker 2: Is that a thing?

754
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 1: I don't.

755
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 5: Jimmy, you know, I don't apologize that along with the

756
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:04,319
Speaker 5: straws and others. One of my many tenants. And I'm

757
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 5: sure Trump would agree that wasn't a good look. He's

758
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 5: better than that. And as you've heard me say, it's

759
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 5: not just straws, Jimmy. Soup is another problem area. Men

760
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 5: should need soup in public. Again, you're pursing your lips

761
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 5: in anticipation.

762
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,399
Speaker 1: Okay, we got a stock photo something.

763
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:22,720
Speaker 2: This soup.

764
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,759
Speaker 5: You lean your head out trying not to spill it.

765
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 2: Come on, it's like a balancing act. Isn't even killing?

766
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:35,479
Speaker 3: Sometimes you have to if it's too hot. It's too hot, dude,

767
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 3: I what what happened in Jesse waters life?

768
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

769
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 3: When you end up so like so in your head

770
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 3: with your like homophobic shit where you're like, dude, fucking

771
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 3: like put a tube near your mouth or something, and

772
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 3: then you gotta blow on something, dude, And like men

773
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 3: should be like fully reclined, laying down, eating with their hands.

774
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:56,799
Speaker 2: That's the only way to eat.

775
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 1: Otherwise, you know, I don't know, you look a little

776
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 1: only man. Only way to take in calories is have

777
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 1: grapes fed to you while you're being fanned. Yeah, otherwise

778
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 1: starved to death with peacock feathers. I mean, based on

779
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 1: what we know about Tucker his predecessor, like, one would

780
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: have to suspect that Jesse Waters as his dad got

781
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 1: cooked by like a straw straw.

782
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, a straw straw salesman.

783
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,439
Speaker 1: A soup guy. I don't know, Yeah, the the soup.

784
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:29,280
Speaker 1: Like people don't even purse their lips to eat soup

785
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 1: as far as I know. Is he talking about blowing

786
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 1: on something that's hot, Yeah, it.

787
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 3: Would just burn your mouth. Again, it doesn't make any sense.

788
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:39,720
Speaker 3: The thing that for me resonated because I do agree

789
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,360
Speaker 3: with some of what he's saying, no more than anything,

790
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 3: is like you know, like when you're a kid and

791
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 3: you take ship from like TV and movies and you

792
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:49,719
Speaker 3: kind of like bring that into your personality, like most

793
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,919
Speaker 3: kids thought they were ace Ventura at some point.

794
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:55,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, or like I talked out of my ass literally

795
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 2: before and now it's only.

796
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 3: Figured, but but you know what I mean, and like

797
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 3: you're kind of like, oh, that's that that thing that

798
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 3: character said, I'm gonna take that on in my life

799
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 3: as a philosophy.

800
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:05,400
Speaker 2: But you're like twelve.

801
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 3: This guy is doing it like in his forties. Because

802
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 3: I don't know if you remember the film Crazy Stupid Love,

803
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:17,280
Speaker 3: Like Ryan Gosling's cool guy character tells the nerdy Steve

804
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 3: Correll character in that film to knock it off with

805
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,400
Speaker 3: using a straw because it looks like they're sucking on

806
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 3: a little dick.

807
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean that's he's just like stealing a d

808
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,800
Speaker 1: I think I think I think he saw that and

809
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 1: it was like, dude, this Ryan got this.

810
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,240
Speaker 2: Ryan got my shit.

811
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 3: The sickest dude I've ever fucking seen. And if his

812
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 3: rule is like you don't sip fucking anything out of

813
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 3: a straw to be a man, that's just one of

814
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:43,800
Speaker 3: Jesse's laws.

815
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 2: Baby, it is what And that idiot only used it

816
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 2: for one line. I can stretch this out for years.

817
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 2: I don't ever. Yeah, really, Jesse, no straws.

818
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:58,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll tell you why, gotta push your lips, you

819
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 3: gotta tell you gotta cup the are you gotta drink

820
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:02,800
Speaker 3: the water.

821
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 2: It's just it's just it's's unbecoming. It's unbecoming, especially not

822
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 2: of a president. So yeah, what you gotta do is

823
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 2: freeze the soup and lick it like a block of

824
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 2: a popsicle. That's how many soup Just lap it up,

825
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?

826
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:25,280
Speaker 1: Like a dog, like a male dog. Yeah, tough man dog.

827
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is that has to be haunting to have

828
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 3: a movie character's voice ringing through your head like and

829
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 3: be like, oh my god, I'm doing the thing Ryan

830
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 3: Gosling's character said to not doing that rom com that

831
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 3: most people kind of remember.

832
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, I wonder if it's like one of his

833
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:44,799
Speaker 1: writers is like stealing from that and he's just like

834
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 1: confidently like this is good stuff, right, right right, We're

835
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: killing it. More stuff like that.

836
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it's Also like.

837
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 1: Donald Trump has like talked about the fact that he,

838
00:42:56,800 --> 00:43:01,280
Speaker 1: because he's a German phobe, will not like drink anything

839
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 1: not through a straw, including like if he's at a

840
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 1: black tie event, right, will only drink through a straw

841
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: because he doesn't trust the glasses to be clear.

842
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, And to the point where like in the culture wars.

843
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 3: They were hawking their like full PVC pipe straws that

844
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 3: they were putting out like in response to like, oh

845
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 3: everything's a paper straw or like not plastic anymore by

846
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 3: your trump Maga straws. It's a big part of the brand.

847
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 3: But anyway, it doesn't matter because nothing is consistent with

848
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 3: their outrage. It's just they just say whatever, And I'm so.

849
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 1: Thing kind of fucked me up because my mother in

850
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 1: law for a long time has been complimenting me on

851
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 1: how much I like soup because I love Korean soups.

852
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 2: It is a great thing about you. It's one of

853
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 2: the only good things. Well, yeah, the only reason you

854
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 2: come back on the show, Blake. Yeah, it's because of

855
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 2: his love. Yeah, yeah, thank you.

856
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 1: And but then recently was like, you know, most men

857
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:52,880
Speaker 1: don't like soups. When she was like telling me about soups,

858
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 1: and she was like, so that's why we think. It's

859
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 1: like so nice that you like soups. And yeah, now

860
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:02,439
Speaker 1: now I don't eat soup because I feel like you can't.

861
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,400
Speaker 3: It makes me, look Jack, I made it, made your

862
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 3: favorite soup.

863
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, put it on a plate for me. Let's plate

864
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 2: that place.

865
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you gonna don't worry about it in a

866
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 3: rocks glass.

867
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, burns, it's going all the side of my face.

868
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,439
Speaker 1: It doesn't bother me, but I gotta have it hot.

869
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna blow on it and purse my lips. No.

870
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 3: Wait, but so she's it was the implication there that

871
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 3: soup is truly not a man's food.

872
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: I think that is a thing in Korean culture, maybe

873
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 1: that it's like not or that men are like soup

874
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 1: is too easy for you to make make me something

875
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 1: that's not sure.

876
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 2: She's a big Jesse Waters fan.

877
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 1: Huge. I mean I should mention that.

878
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:45,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, She's like, oh, you want me to get you

879
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Speaker 3: a straw for your soup?

880
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 2: Jack? Like what, because you're a real man, aren't you.

881
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: Yeah?

882
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

883
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Speaker 1: Seventy percent of what she says about me is in

884
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 1: Korean within your shot of me, and I don't speak Korean,

885
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 1: so she entirely would be like Jesus Christ. She's like, wow,

886
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 1: She's like, I wanted more for you as my daughter,

887
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 1: but it is what it is. Huh, getting behind me

888
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 1: and giving a thumbs down to everyone else in the room.

889
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 3: Straw motion, what's that? Oh nothing, Jack? Your soup is

890
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 3: ready all right, should we look at some Halloween costumes.

891
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 3: It's Halloween costume season already, even though it is one

892
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:35,320
Speaker 3: hundred and eleven degrees in Los Angeles, which would melt

893
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 3: most Halloween costumes, which are made out of basically rob polymers. Yeah,

894
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 3: candle wax. All right, So it has arrived in stores

895
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 3: earlier than ever this year. Target Home Depot and Low's

896
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 3: rolled out their Halloween collections back in July, and Spirit

897
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 3: Halloween has already opened over a thousand stores in the US,

898
00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 3: with more to com Amazingly, Spirit Halloween worst costume is

899
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:06,720
Speaker 3: not the inflatable skibbity toilet, but it's pretty It's pretty bad.

900
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 3: Do they have a mask on the skibbity toilet? Like

901
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 3: that's what that guy looks like because the face modeled

902
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 3: a cartoon character. It's yeah, this skip.

903
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 1: Strange that they felt because the head of the skibbity

904
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 1: toilet is not it's just a dude.

905
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 3: With it looks like Elon Musk got ran over by

906
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:26,359
Speaker 3: like a steamroller.

907
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I mean.

908
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, lattened it fully out. Yeah yeah yeah, yeah. God,

909
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:35,919
Speaker 3: your your kids aren't asking for a skibbity toilet? Yeah,

910
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 3: probably my nephews, but not my kid.

911
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 2: That's what they're getting. Yeah, made your choice, kids.

912
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 1: But probably the worst costume we've seen thus far is

913
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 1: a Chipotle Themes costume. They're just unicolor body suits that

914
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 1: are meant to represent a nap can fork, water cup

915
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:06,240
Speaker 1: and to go back. And for some reason, all except

916
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 1: the burrito cover your entire face.

917
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, why does the burrito get a face hole?

918
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 2: And everyone else? He was the only handsome one, I

919
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 2: think is why the others are so ugly.

920
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 3: The rest of the guys are the skibbity toilet guy

921
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 3: underneath the mask so exactly.

922
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:24,359
Speaker 1: It really just looks like like even if I saw

923
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 1: them walking down the street together side by side, I

924
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 1: would be like Chipotle branded sleep paralysis demon Like, Yeah,

925
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:38,439
Speaker 1: why I couldn't have put it together because yeah, none

926
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: of them really look like the thing they like. The

927
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 1: skin tightness of it feels strange. It feels like it

928
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 1: doesn't help in any way.

929
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 2: Right, Well, like, what's get that? It's against morales, it's revealing,

930
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 2: It's yeah, it's not. It's indecent. I think it is

931
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 2: what Yeah, I was trying to say.

932
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 1: It should look like old timey bathing costumes. Very baggy

933
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 1: down to the ankles.

934
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 2: Yeah.

935
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like one of those things too, like where

936
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 3: I get that. On the internet, people were joking like

937
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,880
Speaker 3: with like a really nondescript thing and we're like, how

938
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 3: a Chipotle fork and you're just wearing an all black

939
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,720
Speaker 3: body suit and like that's what they're sort of being like.

940
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:19,360
Speaker 2: Oh man, the Internet loved that. Let's make let's do

941
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 2: literally that.

942
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 3: Because we're brands and we're so savvy with like internet culture,

943
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,280
Speaker 3: and they're like, hey, now we did it. You guys

944
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 3: like it and everyone like this. In the midst of

945
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 3: people being like, man, Chipotle's fucking falling off.

946
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, well you think we've fallen off, Well,

947
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:40,240
Speaker 1: we've been investing money and we're going to do nothing. Yeah,

948
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 1: we're gonna do this with it.

949
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 2: Yeah.

950
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 1: There was a like meme where, you know, somebody created

951
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: a fake spirit Halloween costume bag that said Chipotle fork.

952
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 1: It was just a black body suit, and they were like,

953
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,240
Speaker 1: wait a minute, we have an idea.

954
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,479
Speaker 3: No, you don't, No, you don't know, you don't that's

955
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:02,920
Speaker 3: not I yeah, and it's and it's not funny when

956
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,879
Speaker 3: you do it. It's funny because someone said this this

957
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 3: dumb thing is now a Chipotle fork, rather than mean, like,

958
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,359
Speaker 3: guess what, this Chipotle fork is now a dumb thing

959
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 3: and you're like, nae, you know the sequence is the

960
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 3: sequence is all off.

961
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 2: It's all off.

962
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think the burrito got a breathing hole

963
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:26,359
Speaker 1: because it it's suit appears to be made of like

964
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 1: a real unbreathable.

965
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 2: Plastic, right right, yeah? Yeah.

966
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 1: You don't want someone to pass away dressed as a

967
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,240
Speaker 1: Chipotle burrito?

968
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 2: Good lord?

969
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 3: It's I mean, like this year, I feel like, if

970
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,840
Speaker 3: we're talking Chipotle, like the costume would have been about

971
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 3: like those assholes who are like filming Chipotle workers. Don't

972
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 3: get cheap on me with the carnitas, all right, you

973
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 3: know what I mean? Like that felt like the more

974
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:56,840
Speaker 3: of the popular culture thing about Chipotle that was brewing

975
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 3: more than.

976
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 2: Hey, I can be a bag. Yeah, we know what

977
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 2: Miles is going to be for Halloween. He's just snapping

978
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 2: at surface workers.

979
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:13,320
Speaker 1: Nice try, asshole, gotcha?

980
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 2: All right?

981
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:16,320
Speaker 1: Well, Blake Wexler, what a plan for having on the

982
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 1: daily geist? Likewise, where can people find you? Follow you?

983
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 2: Hear you?

984
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 1: All that good stuff?

985
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 2: People can do all of those things on at Blake

986
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:27,760
Speaker 2: Wexler all social media. I have a stand up special

987
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,319
Speaker 2: called Blake Wexler Daddy Long Legs, which is streaming for

988
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 2: free on YouTube, and then some stand up dates in

989
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 2: the fall. Wayne Pennsylvania on September twenty ninth, Brooklyn which

990
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 2: is in New York on October twenty sixth, Boston November two,

991
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:49,840
Speaker 2: Philly December fifth, and Bethlehem, Pennsylvania on January on January fourth,

992
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:55,360
Speaker 2: So two days away, two days away. Yeah. Wait, Wayne,

993
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,399
Speaker 2: Pennsylvania September twenty ninth is the most is the one

994
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 2: that's coming up the soonest, get those tickets.

995
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, and which one are you going to be the

996
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 3: funniest at of those shows?

997
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 2: Definitely not Brooklyn. I would say Boston probably will probably

998
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 2: be the funniest because I'll be in a mood. So yeah,

999
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 2: let's do that.

1000
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 3: I'll be in a mood, you know, I'll be in

1001
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 3: a little bit of a one.

1002
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 2: When I get to me Intown. I'm in a mood,

1003
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,920
Speaker 2: you know, I'm in a mood. That city is not

1004
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:21,399
Speaker 2: on the grid system and that gets me pissed off.

1005
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 2: I hate Paris, Yes, I can't stand fucking the hums

1006
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 2: we peak. Sorry, is this bad podcasting. What I'm doing

1007
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:35,800
Speaker 2: right now, it's it's peak podcasting. I think we're documenting

1008
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:38,840
Speaker 2: the societal breakdown that's happening in real time, and I

1009
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 2: think that's what's important. Yeah, and it's it is sweeps weak, Yeah,

1010
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:43,720
Speaker 2: it is. Blake.

1011
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 1: Uh, is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?

1012
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 2: Yes, I saw a tweet from Ariel Dumas. Dumas it's

1013
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 2: a R E L d U M A s. And

1014
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 2: Aeriel retweeted a screen grab where it was a news

1015
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:05,319
Speaker 2: story that says open Ai pleads that it can't make

1016
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:10,360
Speaker 2: money without using copyrighted materials for free, and then Ariel wrote,

1017
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 2: I have been told to stop stealing muffins from the bakery. Unfortunately,

1018
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:17,280
Speaker 2: it's the only way to keep my lucrative muffins stand

1019
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 2: in business. Everyone is fine with this, that baby laugh.

1020
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:25,399
Speaker 1: Miles, Where can people find you? Is there a work

1021
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:25,840
Speaker 1: a media?

1022
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 2: Oh god, where do you go? Ahead?

1023
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 3: Mile find me on Twitter? Thank you, Blake.

1024
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 2: What did that other man just say to me? Blake,

1025
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,720
Speaker 2: Just go right ahead, promote whatever you got to promote career,

1026
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 2: This is the space for it. At the end of

1027
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 2: the program, and then Jack, I believe will go and

1028
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:45,919
Speaker 2: say his stuff, and then we'll wrap up talk about

1029
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 2: episodes and whatever social media that you guys are on.

1030
00:52:48,719 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 2: Go right ahead. Forty Day Fiance and Miles Miles is

1031
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 2: Gray and.

1032
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 3: Ye find me at Miles of Great Twitter and Instagram.

1033
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 3: The basketball podcast is Miles and Jack Got Mad Boosties

1034
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:05,759
Speaker 3: and four to twenty Day Fiance is the ninety Day

1035
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 3: Fiance Podcast.

1036
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 2: Uh.

1037
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 3: There's the thing I saw that kind of blew my

1038
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 3: mind is I didn't know they were like there was

1039
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 3: like there's MMA for.

1040
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:19,240
Speaker 2: People in full suits of armor. Now amazing because again

1041
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 2: we're doing great talking medieval tongues. Dude, This fucking.

1042
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 3: Clip this is from at Happy Punch, and I guess

1043
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 3: they just specialized.

1044
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:28,920
Speaker 1: Like Miles just found out about medieval times.

1045
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 2: Hold on, and so you go.

1046
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 3: It's this cool restaurant you go to and you sit

1047
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 3: down in a section based on each color and each

1048
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 3: color has a night and then you get you get this,

1049
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 3: like you eat off of pewter platters like medieval times.

1050
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 3: They don't have silverware because they didn't have silverware in

1051
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 3: medieval times, Hence they don't have it at medieval times,

1052
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 3: but they do have pepsi and no anyway, This is

1053
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 3: like medieval mma. These people are whacking the shit out

1054
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 3: of each other with like broadswords, head.

1055
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:02,320
Speaker 2: Buddy each other. Written from something Yeah, wow.

1056
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:07,520
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh my god, fucking beating the ship

1057
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 3: out of each other. And then like when people go

1058
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:12,479
Speaker 3: to their corners, like they're taking off their helmets, they're

1059
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 3: like bloodied. Oh my god, this guy's got his mouth

1060
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:20,279
Speaker 3: split open. So again, I don't know. I saw that and.

1061
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck is that.

1062
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 3: I don't say that because I'm like, we should all

1063
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 3: watch it, but more just like, holy shit, how did

1064
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:30,760
Speaker 3: I miss the latest uh, you know, trend, the latest craze,

1065
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:34,479
Speaker 3: and we don't give a fuck our society dissolving in.

1066
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 1: Front of us.

1067
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 2: I can't believe I have to watch all these videos now.

1068
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:41,320
Speaker 2: Thanks a lot, Uh you can find me on Twitter.

1069
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:46,480
Speaker 1: Thanks for asking. Blake at Jack Underscore O'Brien tweet I've

1070
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 1: been enjoying is from Dave at Iridescent Audio, who tweeted,

1071
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 1: do something that scares you every day. If you do that,

1072
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 1: then each day, little by little, you will be scared.

1073
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 1: Every day will be scary, and your life will be

1074
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 1: very scary. Shooting star emoge you can find us on

1075
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:12,359
Speaker 1: Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're at the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram.

1076
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 1: We have a Facebook fanpage and a website, Daily zeitgeist

1077
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:17,799
Speaker 1: dot com where we post our episodes and there are

1078
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 1: footnotes for all the information that we talked about in

1079
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 1: today's episode, as well as the song that we think

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00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 1: you might enjoy, Miles, is there a song.

1081
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:31,000
Speaker 2: That you think people might yeah? Is it? Yes? Footnote? Good?

1082
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:31,760
Speaker 1: Great dropping.

1083
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 3: There's a band called Headache that is like a collaboration

1084
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:40,399
Speaker 3: between this other guy, Vegan and another writer. But they

1085
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:42,919
Speaker 3: it's like these like trip hot beats that almost feel

1086
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:45,400
Speaker 3: like they would be like interludes on a Radiohead album,

1087
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 3: but the lyrics are written by like one of the

1088
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 3: guys in the group, and then they use like this

1089
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 3: like English ai voice to like perform it, so it's

1090
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 3: like the spoken word over really interesting beats and they're

1091
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 3: just kind of like it's just sort of surreal. This

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Speaker 3: track is called the Big Beginning of the End. The

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Speaker 3: band is called a Headache, and it's just kind of

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Speaker 3: it's kind of rdy but also has like really solid

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Speaker 3: sort of tip hop chops and it's all just very strange,

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Speaker 3: but I like it so anyway, the beginning of the

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Speaker 3: end by headache, just like this podcast is also the

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Speaker 3: beginning of the end.

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Speaker 2: The beginning of the end.

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Speaker 1: A headache and a headache and goddamn headache tonight, thank

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Speaker 1: you all right. We will link off to that in

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Speaker 1: the footnote. The Daily Zeitgeist does a production of iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 1: For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

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Speaker 1: wherever you listen to your favorite show. That is going

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Speaker 1: to do it for us this morning, back on Tuesday, Nope,

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Speaker 1: back on Monday. You tell you what is, what was trending,

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Speaker 1: what is trending?

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Speaker 2: All of that.

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Speaker 1: We're also gonna drop a little Weekly Zeitist, which is

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Speaker 1: a digest of all the greatest moments from this week's episodes,

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Speaker 1: like this right now. I'm sure we'll definitely make the cut.

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Speaker 2: That's right in there.

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Speaker 1: Probably that's kind of a reapproach, So open with this

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Speaker 1: until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves.

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Speaker 1: Get the vaccine. I don't even do that here, do

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Speaker 1: I wow?

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Speaker 2: Switching up?

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Speaker 1: Don't do nothing about white supremacy. And we'll talk to

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Speaker 1: y'all on Monday.

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Speaker 2: Bye bye,