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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's teamed up with Jason Momoa

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Speaker 1: to take on the bubblegum industry with a new line

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Speaker 1: of gum called blow a Mamoa. It's available online and

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Speaker 1: Oatbrook and Alexis just bought the entire inventory. Shouldn't have

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Speaker 1: taken his shirt off for the packaging. It's a big

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Speaker 1: bubble with laser stories, the segment where we read weird

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Speaker 1: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser. There's other bubble rubbers, just

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Speaker 1: don't This first laser story is out of you guessed it, Florida.

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Speaker 1: How'd you guys know we're sharing the same mind here.

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Speaker 1: The other day, police responded to a Walgreens at three

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Speaker 1: am when the burglar alarm went off. Turns out there

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Speaker 1: was a guy walking around inside. I'm most surprised when

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Speaker 1: they don't leave after they hear the alarm go off

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Speaker 1: like normal. Cameras show that he went into the store's

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Speaker 1: bathroom at nine PM, about twenty minutes before they closed.

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Speaker 1: Then he stayed in there for five hours before venturing

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Speaker 1: out and having a junk food feast. He just did

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Speaker 1: what my husband likes to call me time. Five hours

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Speaker 1: is pretty standard if you're a man. But he went

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Speaker 1: out and had a giant bag of Tostitos along with

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Speaker 1: their spinach dip, multiple Reese's peanut buttercups, and Gearadelli chocolates.

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Speaker 1: So when did he go back into the bathroom along

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Speaker 1: with a six pack of Doctor pepper, wore a pack

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Speaker 1: of Newport lights. Yeah, what a night when we walked

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Speaker 1: in the cigarette factory. Hey, maybe he got dumped. Okay, everybody,

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Speaker 1: everybody deals differently. The reason I immediately was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: no sympathetics. So clearly he was having a good time.

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Speaker 1: But apparently all this moving around set off the alarm.

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Speaker 1: So when cops got there, they arrested him and asked

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Speaker 1: if there was anyone else inside his respe I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I came in to use the bathroom. Oh wait, did

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Speaker 1: he just actually get stuck? Did you not mean to what?

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Speaker 1: It was just an excuse? Yeah? Not surprisingly, the man

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Speaker 1: had previous convictions of larceny and petty theft. The guy

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Speaker 1: who ate all the candy and smoke the cigarettes when

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Speaker 1: after hours has a history. You ever checked a book

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Speaker 1: by its cover? That's true. His next lazer stories out

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Speaker 1: of Canada, Yeah, Florida. Last year, twenty six year old

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Speaker 1: Alyssa Randalls and her new boyfriend, Michael Stolfi had a

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Speaker 1: romantic weekend getaway to Vancouver, BC to see the band

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Speaker 1: cold Play. Yeah it Is, It Is and everything was

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Speaker 1: going great until on the car ride home, Michael asked

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Speaker 1: her when she was going to transfer him the four

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Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars for her concert ticket. Wait, is crazy,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry you didn't discuss that before the day. Immediately,

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Speaker 1: Alyssa became enraged and refused to pay, and that was

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Speaker 1: the beginning of the end. The short relationship devolved quickly,

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Speaker 1: and a week later the pair found themselves broken up.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't quite over yet, because Michael texted threats to Alyssa,

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Speaker 1: saying that if she doesn't pay him one thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: by the end of the week, he'll contact her family

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Speaker 1: and employers to demand the money from them. Wait did

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Speaker 1: he just use man math? Was that man math? Where's

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Speaker 1: a thousand dollars? She texted him back an insult that

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Speaker 1: we definitely cannot read on them. You teasing me? Ultimately,

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Speaker 1: Michael ended up suing her and the case went to court.

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Speaker 1: Alyssa told the judge that she thought the concert was

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Speaker 1: a date. Yeah, but the judge pointed out that Alissa

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Speaker 1: had actually been the one to buy the nine hundred

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Speaker 1: dollars take gets, and that Michael transferred her the entire money. Oh,

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Speaker 1: she bought, transferred money, and then now he's like, give

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Speaker 1: me my half back. That move alone made it seem

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Speaker 1: like the tickets were not a gift, and therefore the

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Speaker 1: court ordered Alissa to repay Michael for their dates. Finally, justices, sir,

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Speaker 1: is it justice? I still feel like she should go back.

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Speaker 1: I do feel like you should split an expense that thing. Yeah, sure,

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Speaker 1: but you talk about it first. The show before they

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Speaker 1: had great memories there. They can't hear that song yellow

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Speaker 1: without Like this next Leger story is out of Sweet

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Speaker 1: Treat headquarters. Yeah. I'm not allowed in here, but I

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Speaker 1: sneak in here. Sometimes some people might consider this gross,

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Speaker 1: but others will recognize it's brilliance. Because Orida, the Frozen

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Speaker 1: Potato Company, worked with Good Pop to create a new

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Speaker 1: limited edition fudge and vanilla French fry ice cream. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: ice cream. It's like chunky ice It's an ice cream

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Speaker 1: bar covered with chocolate sticks essentially fries. Myles are looking

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Speaker 1: at the picture of it right now. I'll put it

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Speaker 1: up on our Insta stories. But it's frozen vanilla oat milk,

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Speaker 1: covered in a chocolate fudge shell and rolled in crispy

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Speaker 1: potato bits. And it's supposed to taste like you're dipping

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Speaker 1: a French fry into a milk. Shit, it's just a texture,

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Speaker 1: I guess. The mashup is available for nationwide shipping from

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Speaker 1: good Pop's online store. Each box costs nine dollars ninety

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Speaker 1: nine cents. The first run has already sold out, but

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Speaker 1: they say to keep checking back every day. And I

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Speaker 1: just checked five minutes ago and still sold. Wow. But

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Speaker 1: looking if you are interested in getting your hands on

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Speaker 1: one O. This next led the stories out of the

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Speaker 1: face place. There's thousands of emojis now, and people these

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Speaker 1: days have an insatiable hunger for new ones to keep

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Speaker 1: coming out. Half my text is just like a story

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Speaker 1: you have to like figure out there. Well, here's a

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Speaker 1: situation that we've never dealt with before, because the powers

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Speaker 1: that be are now considering if they should retire some

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Speaker 1: of the older, lesser used. You can only fit so many,

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Speaker 1: like sometimes it's a pain to search for them because

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Speaker 1: there's so many, and there's hundreds we only use like ten.

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Speaker 1: You know, there's more than There's a new report out

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Speaker 1: on the endangered emojis which have been declining and used globally.

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Speaker 1: What do we need to save them? And they're not

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Speaker 1: the random ones that you might think. Here's the ones

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Speaker 1: that are on the chopping block. Now. Number five the

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Speaker 1: victory hand or the peace sign for victory. I thought

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Speaker 1: it was always peace. Is that like a nineteen references? No,

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Speaker 1: it's like usc piece yes piece out. Number four this

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Speaker 1: see no evil monkey today. If you sent a risky text,

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Speaker 1: I said that one all the times. Number three, the

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Speaker 1: raising hands emoji is in danger on the one person

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Speaker 1: that like has their hand up. Most people are not

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Speaker 1: using that as much apparently. Number two the flushed face,

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Speaker 1: like the blushing one. That's like a happy one too,

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Speaker 1: that's like, oh you made me feel good. Yeah, people

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Speaker 1: aren't happy anymore. Brook give it the times that and

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Speaker 1: the number one emoji that's in danger of going away

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Speaker 1: forever is the okay hands signal. I'm starting to become

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Speaker 1: associated with stuff. Yeah, it does have a certain connotation.

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Speaker 1: Brooke tried to give that signal to me, just now,

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Speaker 1: I'm going back to peace, very victory. The report also

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Speaker 1: suggested some new replacement emojis. They include the dad bod emoji.

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Speaker 1: I use the pregnant dad right now when I describe

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Speaker 1: my body to be a woman yelling at a cat,

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Speaker 1: which is a reference to the popular meme, a gamer emoji,

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Speaker 1: and finally, work from home face that I know this

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Speaker 1: guy is all about campaigning for new ones a shell.

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Speaker 1: He's already submitted paperwork for the turtle pleasure face emoji

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Speaker 1: to be created. I want to say that one just

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Speaker 1: like kind of slanty eyes and handing out Yeah. That

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Speaker 1: sound means Laser Stories has come to an end of

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Speaker 1: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning